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About those Adrian Beltre rumors....

Sometimes a meme comes around that I just don’t get. I was all in on those LOLCats – heck, I’m pretty sure I started them – but I can’t get into the Talk Like a Pirate Day, for one. It’s a joke that I don’t get, and I’m pretty sure I don’t care to.

The Giants-related meme I don’t get is that Adrian Beltre would be a good idea. I know the science behind the idea; Beltre’s road splits away from Seattle are very impressive, and his defense is stellar. All things being equal, he’d be a nice player to take a chance on. But here’s what scares me…

Star-divide

 

Fair? Maybe not. But when I see a player have a down year right after he turns 30 – with a higher BABIP than normal, mind you – my instinct isn’t to take a gamble on that player, especially if it forces Pablo Sandoval to first, and costs about $40M or so, and requires the Giants to cough up their first-round pick. (My bad. I thought he was a Type-A free agent.)

If Beltre were guaranteed to repeat his 2008, I’d be in favor of a deal. But a large part of his value comes from his defense, which isn’t always a good bet to be consistent:

Image is property of McCovey Chronicles, all rights reserved. Just ignore that the URL has "oldjacket" in it, because I totally didn’t steal this from the comments section

If Beltre moves from "otherworldly" to "damn fine" with the glove, and his bat doesn’t rebound back to the 25+ homer guy who was consistently hurt by Safeco, he wouldn’t be worth $8M to $10M a year. No, no. In fact, as long as I’m playing the picture is worth a 1,000 words game, here’s what that description would remind me of:

 

Just when you think you’re out, they pull you back in. Maybe I’m just scarred by the recent history of the position.

I know Beltre was hurt last year with some sort of awful testicle laceration or something, so maybe I’m being too hard on his performance last season. He’s been a good player. It’s just that I’d be nervous enough about him in 2010, much less 2012, to make a large financial commitment.

Pass.

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My bad. I was going off memory.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 17, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone's been hangin out with timmy

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 17, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

CAUSE YOU’RE HIGH

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Dec 17, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank God for a voice of reason

These people here don’t listen to me, thank you for passing on The Word.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 17, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

We are all Adrian Beltre

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Yessir, I'll go for that.
Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports says the Giants increased their offer to Johnson to the $5.5-6MM range. Johnson earned $5.5MM this year to finish a Jim Bowden-authored contract signed in March of ’06. The Mariners remain in the mix as well.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 17, 2009 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds good to me.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

GET OFF UR HANDZ NICK

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

GET OFF YOUR JOHNSON\

ouch wait

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

GET YOUR HANDS ON THAT JOHNSON!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Dec 17, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

YESYESYESYESYESYES

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Dec 17, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

womp womp
4:24pm: King now says the Yankees are “moving toward” a one-year deal with Johnson, which could be announced tomorrow.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Yankees,
Keep your hands off our Johnson!

Love,
Giants

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Just give Porkins a 2 year deal! Sheesh!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Six says, “Just a little longer…”

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would he want to go through that again?

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 17, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

let's be clear

I saw many a games at Safeco last year. His GLOVE IS TREEEEEEMENDOUS. The nut thing was when he was hit w/o wearing a cup. Good glove, bad balls. How the &#%_(& do you play 3B w/o a cup on?

by born-2-run on Dec 17, 2009 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

I think Kevin Mitchell did this as well. Either way 3b w/o a cup = gritty gamer!

by TwoBagger on Dec 17, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

In high school

I played 3B without a cup.
No joke.
I was awesome.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Dec 17, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Wiffle ball league don’t count.

True story, I gave my room mate in college a black eye playing wiffle ball. He then gave me three stitches in my nose the next time I pitched to him.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 17, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave my room-mate a concussion playing racquetball.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I once punched my friend in the face when I went down a slide in the school playground.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still mad about that. You’re a grown man, for crying out loud!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

In my defense, you were being kind of whiny that day.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You say that as if it was somehow out of the ordinary.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

How can a racquetball play a concussion? Your comment makes no sense.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, it’s the 21st century. Raquetballs can do anything they want without fear of persecution.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

In my day, racquetballs knew their place.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

and they would make me a sandwich without getting uppity

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And if I didn’t like the sandwich, they’d make me another!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

darn right

and they’d get me a beer.

Those were the days, before racquetball lib and all that nonsense

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

These days I can’t get two sandwiches and a beer without either paying for it or getting it myself. It sucks!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave my love a cherry that had no stone.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I gave my love a chicken that had no bone…

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I hit really hard and his head got in the way of one of my crushing forehands. He was concussed.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I played without a cup, too. Which is why I was an outfielder!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I never played baseball…. but I played soccer without one.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

you are one brave DUDE

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 18, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Adrian Beltre is the best 3b I have even seen at charging bunts and slow runners and nailing the runner at 1b.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

he charges slow runners?

by WTF on Dec 17, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

WATCH OUT MOLINA HE’S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And then nails them at 1B.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and... relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants?

by neurofarm on Dec 17, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I can see how the cup gets in the way.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Does it involve Bothain Action or Demon Porn?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Torrii Hunter once said there is too much down there and that’s why he doesn’t wear a cup.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT HIS TESTICLE BROKE!

COME ON, MAN!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

HIS TESTICLE!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

HIS WHAT?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 17, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

MY GOD MAN, HIS TESTICLE!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sign him!

The man goes balls out 100% of the time!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Balls to the wall

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

and all caps returns. of course: TESTICLE.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Teslicles Deviant to Fudd's Law.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not into the whole Beltre thing. He has to outhit Travis Ishikawa to be an improvement. I think it’s at best 50-50 that he can do that. And the best case contract seems to be like 3/$20M. That has a lot of potential to be horrible.

I guess I’d rather have him than Derosa.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

DeRosa will be cheaper, better with the stick and worse with the glove, and can play all over. I’d prefer one helping of DeRosa, and I’ll pass on the plate of Beltre.

by tyrannoman on Dec 17, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Everything I’ve read has Derosa costing just about the same per year as Beltre, but quite possibly for fewer years. A Renteria contract for Derosa sounds pretty bloody awful to me.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. I agree. DeRosa is firmly ensconced on my Do Not Want list.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

beltre>derosa

i don’t even think his offense will be that good

by sfoakbay on Dec 17, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he really need to outhit Ishi if he also gives us better D at 3B?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It depends on how much better his D would be at third than Pablo, and how much worse Pablo would be than Ishikawa at first. I’m guessing the defensive improvement overall would be in the neighborhood of 10 runs (one win). So if he didn’t hit better than Ishikawa, that’s what he’d be good for: one win. I don’t think the Giants can afford to spend $10M per year on a player who makes them better by 10 runs.

Less rationally, I’m not wild about the idea of the Giants going for a guy who only makes the team better by preventing runs. A team that scores runs now and again is ever so much more watchable.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

I wish this had a title so I could hide it.

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

DINOSAUR EGGS!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

BALLS OF STEEL!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 17, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the patterning on the right one.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

My eyes

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Which Dodger’s?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, too much

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like the right number to me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh-oh

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeesh

That makes my animal pictures that got the NSFW tag seem tame!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep PR away they might try to fry and eat them!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Tunica albicans!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

“Now playing third and batting cleanup – Pablo Sandoval”

Go find a 1b, Sabes. There are plenty 1b who can help this team and would be less expensive.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

IAWTC. Sabean should just be looking at the best hitting corner infielders available and this year that’s at first base. Pablo was decent last year at third & has a chance to be better with his improved conditioning.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

FP Santangelo addressed the idea of Beltre playing at AT&T

while filling in on KNBR last week. He was a teammate of Beltre with the Dodgers and said he did not think Beltre was a good fit in the Giants’ home park. Said Beltre would get frustrated with the park’s dimensions and would tend to get pull happy and that would affect his hitting overall.

On another note, he was down on Nick Johnson… not enough power out of a middle of the order first baseman.

He spoke pretty highly of Mark DeRosa however, especially his approach to the game and his versatility.

by baseballjunkie on Dec 17, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

NICK NEEDZ MOAR ROIDZ

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 17, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

FP Santangelo used to play baseball.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m serious! He totally did.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Too humble, I guess.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

On HGH

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

F.P. said that?

Well, this changes everything.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

F.P Santangelo

Fucking moron.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 17, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s not what F.P. stands for. Especially since Moron doesn’t begin with a P.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 17, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that’s right. He just doesn’t know how to spell moron because…you know…

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually… That totally makes sense.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s “Fucking Punk” – at least that’s what I yelled at him when drunk…

by zuma420 on Dec 17, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that Beltre’s doctors have advised him against being pull happy until he’s completely healed.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

/golf clap

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 17, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If only Nick Johnson could be some other kind of first-baseman!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There is truthiness here.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

DID YOU KNOW THAT FP SANTANGELO PLAYED PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

are you sure?

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

rumor has it, i suppose

by sfoakbay on Dec 17, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I agreed with everything until the last sentence. Fuck FP Santangelo.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I rather not.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 17, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Mark Derosa signs with giants

/Deposits 1/2 of what the Giants over payed him into a account for FP

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 17, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's all relax

I’ll only sign Adrian Beltre once the tires have been kicked. I love tires.

by Definitely Not Brian Sabean on Dec 17, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

Well...

Besides his breakout year in 2004, he had a 97 OPS+ before and a 101 OPS+ after.

I guess he’d have power, although his power dropoff is a very big issue.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Dec 17, 2009 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

I guess I’d go 2 years no problem.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Dec 17, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Mind the gap
ESPNBoston.com’s Gordon Edes reports the Boston Red Sox have ended negotiations with free-agent 3B Adrian Beltre (Mariners). The team has no desire to meet the asking price of agent Scott Boras and is not willing to wait around until late December or early January to see whether the price drops. Beltre is believed to be seeking a five-year deal worth $13 million-$15 million annually.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Mhm..

Good luck with that.

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by boonitez on Dec 17, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh No

Now that we now the parameters of what he wants we can reasonably conclude Sabean is kicking the tires on a 6/$94M type deal with an option for year 7 at $20M or a $19.9M buyout.

by W8ingForATitle on Dec 17, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

win

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello, earth to Scott Boras...

You are a greedy dickhead and there is no way anyone is stupid enough to ever sign a mediocre player like Adrian Buttray to such an outrageous contract. Do everyone a favor and hurl yourself into the ocean with an anchor tied to your waist so we don’t have to see your slimy sleazy smiling face polluting my favorite sport ever again.

by crazedcrustacean on Dec 17, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

scott boras is

a: dickhead, sleazy, slimy, and stupid, but he’s not greedy, he’s only doing his job

by sfoakbay on Dec 17, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s pretty hard to make the case that he’s stupid.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 17, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, it’s a false dichotomy – he could be doing his job greedily.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 17, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m greedy! Are you greedy?

I hope I’m not as greedy as that other greedy person in the human race.
Or that other one. Or that other one. Or that other one. Oh my gosh, there are so many greedy people everywhere. How sad.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 17, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Greedy?

Make NO MISTAKE Boras IS as greedy as they come…but it is his job. The difference is that he finds ways to make it work most of the time…but maybe he will start endplaying himself, just as Michael Crabtree’s agent did. The guy’s rep has been seriously harmed…the contract was MUCH WORSE than the 9ers originally offered, but there are some clauses which make it look pretty. Boras pulls a couple of those situations and his stock drops precipitously….we can only hope.
He’s too slimy for the anchor would stay tied to his waist…it would slide off.

by CplaneLawr on Dec 20, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

/spits soda out

What?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

How the heck does Borass’s lugage make it through customs at the airport all the time?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Didn’t he get a 4 yr 64 mil contract after his tenure with the dogs? And now he wants a similiar contract? HA

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Again

This is Boras’s bullshit smokescreen to reframe the debate so that three years seems reasonable. Same as $50 million for Strasburg. Same as $23 million for Lincecum (different agent, same technique).

Literally no one thinks he will sign for this much money. Not Scott Boras. Not Adrian Beltre. No one.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ahahaha

The league should collude to just shut Beltre out of baseball for a year, if that’s what he’s asking for. I can’t believe that isn’t a practical joke

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 18, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

“i like to be kissed, WHEN SOMEONE IS DOING SEX TO ME!”

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL SNL

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 17, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That was one of my favorite sketches

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

That young, huh.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s younger than my brother!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m never going to post here again.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Dec 17, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But will NamSurlaw being posting again?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ulnar Maws

the triumphant return!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I was afraid this would happen.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

new hot stove news: I shouldn’t be telling you this but I’m looking at a Noonan/Gillespie for a beard trimmer and Hawaiian shirt swap.

by Definitely Not Brian Sabean on Dec 17, 2009 2:16 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I like how many pictures there are in this post.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, I didn’t even have to read it.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

too early for an OT?

I was watching the silly Elvis Costello show last night, and Neko Case was on it (amongst other songwriters, great episode). Reminded me how awesome her new album Middle Cyclone is. Anyone else hear it?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

Middle Cyclone is, indeed, awesome. Definitely in my top 10 of the year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have Sundance on demand or something, you should definitely check out last night’s Spectacle… Elvis Costello with…

She was amazing. She and Elvis did an awesome version of Prison Girls

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. In mine, too.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Dec 17, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the reminder, we were going to check and see if we even got Sundance. I don’t think we do.

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If I ever meet Declan Patrick Mcmanus

I’m going to thank him for producing this.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I luuurve that album… almost made 9th grade worth the effort.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 18, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s great.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

George King of NY Post now says the Yankees are “moving toward” a one-year deal with Johnson, which could be announced tomorrow.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

moving towards johnson eh?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

/sigh

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

/changes all rosterbations to Carlos Delgado

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

SEE I TOLD YOU

THE YANKEES ARE LIKE “HEY MAN, COME PLAY WITH US FOR A YEAR” and the guy is like “OKAY!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I haz a sad.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t he want at least a couple years?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The article says he finds the idea of returning to NY “enticing”.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Should say

The article says he finds the idea of returning to disabled list "enticing"

by crazedcrustacean on Dec 17, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

more like

I CAN HAZ RINGZZZ!!!

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 17, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Weirdo.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The article says he finds the idea of returning to NY "enticing".“enriching”.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

nice!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

no happy

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

shit

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why no 2 year offer from Sabean?

Pissed.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOD THING WE NON-TENDERED GARKO THEN

WE’RE REALLY GONNA UPGRADE AT FIRST

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

3 years 30 million adam laroche

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

3 years 30 million mark derosa

the phrase “professional bat” is said 50 times at the press conference

by superk1ng on Dec 17, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa is now asking for 3yrs/$18M if the Giants could get that third year to be an option it may well be a decent pickup

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no justification for 3 years to DeRosa.

Not based on age, not based on performance, not based on demand (at least as far as I can see).

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

a third year option may be the reason he signs. The reason I believe the Giants should consider DeRosa is versatility, production and clubhouse presence.

If Bochy wants to keep Sandoval at third then DeRosa can play either 1b or corner OF. If the young OFers do not produce then DeRosa could be a corner OF. If Sanchez goes down – voila! A solid RHH.

Believe this is worth 2yr commitment with a third year option

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

derosa doesn’t hit like a 1b or corner OF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I always have a beef with the notion that the Giants should acquire a player for his “clubhouse presence.” I’m fairly certain we’ve got a good handful of players already who are good guys in the clubhouse.

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 17, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have the guy that is a good player.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows?

Perhaps DeRosa is a Zep fan and will bring his copy of Presence into the clubhouse.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe Mark will immediately take the Giants’ money Christmas shopping and delight all his new budz with clubhouse presents.

– clank –

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

cough..Milton Bradley…cough

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

then who is gonna babysit Bradley?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“A deal like that? For a player like that?” …"No. Is that succinct enough? Smarter people than us have tried that."

I was wrong about the quote.

I hate the authority this man has.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Racist.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Dec 17, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

3 years would be stupid

I wouldn’t even want him for 1 year. Hes a mediocre hitter and he can’t play defense.

by superk1ng on Dec 17, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ding ding ding

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

if Sabean was goinna try and sign Little Nicky Johnson to a 1yr/$6M deal he should be open to a trade with Jays for Overbay. Prior to the winter meetings there were rumors the Jays were looking to unload Overbay. Now that Brett Wallace is a Jay and they want him to play 1b Overbay should be a player dump.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t mind that, since I assume he’ll be available basically for free.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d better be.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

How ’bout Tanner for Overbay?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what I think of when I think “for free”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i'd do that

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reasonn I keep thinking of Ogilvie from Bad News Bears whenever I see Overbay’s name.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ovaltine

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If Overbay becomes a Giant

It will take approximately 1 weeks worth of games before someone calls him Lyle Overdue.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Lyle Overpaid!

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Lyle Overyourmom!

bad joke is bad

by sfoakbay on Dec 17, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

the glass is round, the jar is round

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you mean circletine?

ovals are round too.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s gold Jerry. Gold!

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Would the Jays eat any of Overbay's salary

because if they would not then I wouldn’t give up Tanner.

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a decent idea.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

wil for GM

at least long enough to kick Overbay’s tires.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the NEW YORK POST FOR CRIST SAKES. The ran this on their front page!

THEY HAVE NO CREDIBILITY!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 17, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So many people read the Post, though

What’s it called when you laugh and cry at the same time? That’s my commute every morning.

by sakbaum on Dec 18, 2009 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, hell.

I’m laughing all over again.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

wow i love the NYP now

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Gone at $5.5 mil for 1 yr

6:13pm: The deal is now near completion, says Davidoff. Pending a physical, Johnson will agree to a one-year deal with the Yankees worth about $5.5MM.

Yep. Sabes is an idiot OR he can’t sell the Giants to any hitter. Free Agent approach is seemingly dead, back to organization destroy trades.

by pittsburghian on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Why not do the two years? I don’t get it

You’ll do 2 years 18 mil for Renteria but not 2 years 12 mil for Johnson???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OBP BIAS.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

FACE KERSPLOSION! I am really mad about this.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Cheeeese! on Dec 17, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. But nobody was willing to give him 2 years…

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

well duh

that’s why the Giants CAN’T do two years.. they gave them to Rent and Scott. So now they’re out of years. Those things don’t grow on trees you know.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Family Reunion?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I just really wanted johnson

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I just thought it was a reference to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBIID49cMI0

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

never heard of that

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm old school like dat

dats how i rooooll

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

not a dumb move by Nick, to pad his stats with the NYYs for a year.
Sabean better swoop with a 2 year, maybe a vesting third based on playing time in either year or somethin

cheering for Adam Witter, who will hit bigleague dingers some day.
Still yelling "Go, Antoan"

by foothillsfan on Dec 17, 2009 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah

If he could pad his stats in that ballpark and show the world he can stay healthy for a full season (easier to do DHing), his value would go up next off-season.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Do people stay healthy for a whole year at AT&T?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

If he pads his stats

that would be awesome. Because I singed him in our dynasty league.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

This offseason sucks.

by out machine on Dec 17, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

The Giants should make Nick Johnson a 1 year, $8M offer

what’s the downside? There is no way they should lose to NYY on this, because you know they will offer Damon 2 years otherwise and that scares me.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Dec 17, 2009 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

I’d rather go 2 years $10M

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 17, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

then would you go 3/17? I just had this exact conversation with a buddy and we had a hard time finding where to draw the line.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Won't do 3 years.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

For only $2 mil? How could you not?

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I think of it as 5.66

But you make a good point.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the Giants would not cut him in his third year even if he were useless.

by speckops on Dec 17, 2009 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think NJ wanted to be a DH

And Sabean couldn’t offer enough to overcome the fact that he’ll be doing half as much work in NY as he would have had to in SF.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 17, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the Yankees and Nick Johnson so entwined
And these visions of Jermaine Dye that conquer my mind

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

My personal Dylan favorite. And that’s saying something.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ditto

especially on the saying something, though Idiot Wind is pretty damn amazing as well.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Dec 17, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM KING OF GRAPHS

/clutches spreadsheet

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

Another chance to use this hideously painted thing since I don’t have photoshop

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 17, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

Notice how Grant brings up a topic that sparks enough debate so he can sneak in his little bit about being the originator of LOLcats.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

Uh… what?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t…stop…watching. Winner!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Grant shows that to his boss.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 17, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But how do they defecate?

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 18, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was so we might not notice his accidental pre release of Llama poetry.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

accidental pre release

I hate that.

by WTF on Dec 17, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

We've already been Zitoed by Boras...

I don’t want to get Beltred as well. I don’t think a Boras-negotiated contract has EVER proved to be good value for the team. Not Beltran -$&years, not Texiera -$&years, not ARod -$&years. And my God, consider GARBAGE the guy has pedaled to overmatched GMs: Zito, Andruw Jones, Luke Hochevar, Manny Roidmirez. I even think he picked Washington’s pockets with Strasburg. Yes the kid’s fastball is fast, but from what I saw, it had a straight-as-a-string quality, no late movement. It should be the first thing they teach in GM school: When Scott Boras calls, hang up.

by betterthanbochy on Dec 17, 2009 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

Beltran is a hell of a value

I’d absolutely be thrilled to have that deal as a Giant; instead, we spent our money on Zito and Rowand.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Dec 17, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But One Get One, baby!!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran. A-Rod (the first time, when he signed with Texas). Vlad. Those kinds of players hit the open market once every decade or so, and they’re the ones you go nuts for.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 17, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish the Giants had tried for Beltran.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT THEN THEY WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO AFFORD JEFF FASSERO, MIKE MATHENY, AND DEIVI CRUZ!!!!

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 17, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Benitez

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. We already had a center fielder…

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought we just talked about Beltre Nuts?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

bonds

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

At what point does velocity overcome lateral motion?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Beltre’s injury issues scare me.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

I feel like they scare most men.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

HIS TESTICLE!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we get some more testicle pictures in here please? And make sure not to include a title so it can’t be hidden, thanks.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 17, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s had an up & down career

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sack up and deal with it

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to apathetic a three-year DeRosa deal all over your new suit.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 17, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

instead of or in addition to Pods?

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, both are doable, especially because they don’t have to pay Garko’s $1.5M!

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 17, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The one good thing about such a situation is that I’m pretty sure it would be disastrous enough to result in Sabean being fired.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Then there will be a layer of my own vomit on top of that.

Hope my dry cleaner can get all that out.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 17, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. Like the guy in the $3,000 suit is gonna give a sh*t about the guy who can’t afford to buy a new shirt for press announcements. COME ON!

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt bad

I bought Sabes a new vest for his press conference upon signing Podsednik to a 4-year deal

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 17, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope the vest had clown pictures on it.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Did someone forget to turn our Hot Stove on?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Nobody wants our players.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at that makes me want to cry.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? They’re not on our team any more… except for Freddy “not-the-not-the-problem” Sanchez.

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Who has renewed himself by moving from us...to us.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to see Matos stick around, and wouldn’t mind Howry back at the right price, but the rest can go.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and... relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants?

by neurofarm on Dec 17, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, Justin Miller signed with the Giants.

I know this because he is now dead to me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Signed with the Dodgers, I mean.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter. He’s dead.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

R.I.P.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Kawakami tweeted this earlier

Getting good nominations for the New Credibility: Independent fan websites like McCovey Chronicles & GoldenStateofMind.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

only an outsider would call this place credible

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Drop the C and the R, and you’ve got yourself a deal!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmm MCC

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Grant's boss?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

been there, done that, eh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

must
scrub
mind
now.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 17, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure i like us being mentioned in the same breath as GSOM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I have no clue what that first part means.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think New Credibility is hip lingo for “Intelligent Journalism That Isn’t Actual Journalism”.

Where actual journalism used to be the credible thing, now Grant is.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

By this interpretation, he’s actually acknowledging that he’s full of shit as a journalist. That’s why I like it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re in this (credible) thing?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He was talking about how many non-newspaper figures are independent of team influence in the Bay Area.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I guess that makes sense.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, maybe.

It’s a new generation
It’s a hallucination
It’s a mystic vibration
It’s just intimidation
It’s the will of the people
It’s the church with the steeple
It’s the sacred devotion
To an unhealthy notion

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 18, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Something sounds like Danny Elfman before movie tunes in
here!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually like GSoM and I don’t blame you one bit.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Sactown Royalty

Then again, I’m a Kings fan.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

/scat-town

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Scoo-biddy-doo-bop!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

there are a couple mods there that seem to like him a lot for some reason, but its not all of them. There are actually a few really, really good contributors who know their stuff. There’s still some quality stuff there, you just have to dig through a lot more crap to get to it than you do here…..or at least the crap isn’t as fun to dig through there as it can be here. Also there just isn’t really a Baggs equivalent for the Warriors. As bad as I think most of Kawakami’s stuff is, it does tend to be juicy and rumory and thats what people love to discuss.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for the next 20 part Kawakami interview!

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Dec 17, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

P SIZZLE LAYING THE PANDOWN IN THE HOUSE

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

1 out of 2 ain’t bad

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

what does this mean?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I get it

he’s saying that Grant’s opinions are free from team influence.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a follow up to his earlier tweet:

Hard-hitting journalism is on the wane, especially in Bay Area sports coverage.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Chronicle

But seriously, if you want real journalism go to Blazers Edge. It takes like 15 recs to make a post green!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

First:

Maybe you don’t care about newspapers’ decline. But in Bay Area sports, how many non-newspaper figures are INDEPENDENT of team influence?

Second:

Answer: Not many & number is dwindling… If you can’t stand me, just remove me from the discussion. Look around. Tell me who’s credible.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray Ratto

right? right!



wait…he’s not?

by sfoakbay on Dec 17, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the team definitely influences his opinion. For instance, when they sign Mark DeRosa for 3 yr/&30M his opinion of them will suffer.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 17, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

…as well as the influence of llama-free reality.

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe it’s like when you write a memo and cc: Grant, except now it’s mcc:<>

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Was there an Old Credibility?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i think you drink that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Fear the Fin?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Kawakami found MCC by googling for llama porn.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Who didn't?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

well, I was searching for "snobbish elitist foodie group"

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And I was looking for penis jokes.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

hot chicks

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and penis?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Tiger Woods isn’t a body part. Rather, he is a collection of ones.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And zeroes.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

TIGER WOODS IS THE MATRIX

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and penis?

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s probably a FOREskin punch line in there somewhere, but it’s also probably not a funny one.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, that’s THREE minutes I waited for that punchline.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I should just come out and admit it. I don’t actually know what a punch line is.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was showing you when I went down the slide.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had shown your face what a kickline is. :(

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

A quick Google search for “what is the difference between Tiger Woods and a penis?” reveals there is no punchline.

Though maybe WolframAlpha.com would mathematically compute one for us…

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If Johnson is off the market, I’ll reluctantly join the pro-Beltre ranks.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

I think I’d still slightly prefer LaRoche if the price goes down, but I don’t mind Beltre (assuming he really won’t cost whatever ridiculous thing Boras is asking.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Delgado on a one year deal.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still okay with that, but there’s not a lot of viable options left.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

.

.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 17, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. This is next best.

Moving my tent out of the Uggla camp.

Anyone think this thought has even crossed Sabean’s mind?

Actually what are the odds that somone other than DeRosa or Ishikawa is are starting 1B?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa over Delgado?

I’m going to save a lot of money next year not buying tickets and posting snarky comments here without turning the game on, saving a lot of aggravation.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If Johnson is off the market, I’ll get even more annoyed at the Garko situation.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So the decision comes down to

An oft-injured Johnson or a pair of broken testicles.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds intriguing doesn’t it?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

/abstains

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like choices at the retirement home

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Question #2 is: Harang or Lowe?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

His name

is
Randy, nickname Big Unit…

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That quote was taken out of context!

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!

by capnk on Dec 17, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m joining up with the Uggla-ites.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this is where I am too.

Probably don’t like him enough to pay the cost though. I think it will cost more than Tanner and Frandsen for example, and that’s about where I’d top out.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yea

I know. But I just find it tough to say that Carlos Delgado or Adam LaRoche headline my offseason want-list. I guess I could get on board with Overbay if the Marlins would really rather pay Uggla than deal him for a very ho-hum package of prospects.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 17, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this feels like the end of Fellowship of The Ring.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

uggla-tits?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 17, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OVERBAY!!!!!

GET HIM!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

His defense is about half of his overall value, and he hasn’t shown any signs of breaking down yet. Someone else claimed his shoulder injury wasn’t a big deal.

Someone else compared his road stats to Jason Bay’s over the last 5 years and concluded that they were pretty similar hitters.

Does anybody know a good park adjusted STATs site?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You can always use the neutralize stats tool on BB-ref (click “More Stats” and scroll to the bottom.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm. Doesn’t actually seem to do much for him.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

While Beltre’s road numbers have been impressive, I have trouble just dismissing his home numbers. They’re a part of his “true talent level”, too. He’s probably somewhere in between and, while he probably isn’t an 82 OPS+ player, he probably isn’t a 110, either.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s probably a 100-105 OPS+ player, with maybe a 20% or so chance of actually being an 80-85 OPS+ guy at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I am maybe not so optimistic. Related note: what is the standard deviation of OPS+?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah,that’s why I was looking for park-adjusted numbers. Which turned out to not be so great.

/enthusiasm ebbing

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs (new) RC+ is park-adjusted. Beltre was at 87 for 2009, with 100 being average. Even if you discount the park adjustment as being insufficient compensation to a RH power hitter, his away OPS last season was .717, so you can’t blame Safeco for his 2009. 2006-2008 he was a pretty damn good hitter away from home though.

On another note, this site is working like crap today.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

I’d rather have Delgado or Laroche. Maybe a trade for Uggla or even Overbay. If Beltre comes down into the $7M per year range, I could see it, but it would still be “overpriced” as opposed to “for how much!!!????”.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, really?

Beltre’s not the worst thing in the world but if that means no Uggla or no other real hitting upgrade then I’m sure the Ginats will keep their string of historically bad offenses going quite nicely.

On the bright side that means I was right last year when I kept thinking “crap, if the Giants are so totally incapable of finding a 1B that can hit they might as well just leave Pablo there”. I assume that’s the scenario with Beltre?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

you got it

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve decided I want Troy Glaus.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 17, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Presuming the Fish still think they are selling the second coming of Joe Morgan I am down to Glaus, Overbay, and Delgado. I can’t really tell which one I lean towards more but I might be the most leery of Delgado. I know I am the most leery of Bochy with Glaus. Overbay would require Sabean not insisting on paying $29.99 per burger at the drive through. If that doesn’t drive fan to want to drink I am not sure what would.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

If Johnson goes to the Yankees, that pretty much guarantees LaRoche or Pods, doesn’t it?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Yep

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

GIANTS SIGN BELTRE!!!!!

Nah, I’m just bustin’ your balls ova here

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Get your fucking shinebox.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

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These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 17, 2009 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

and I never miss happy pony.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha… lfy pony?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Boras is going to have Sabean’s balls in a vice over the Beltre contract negotiations.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

This

Sabean’s options are dwindling.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is dithering.

Does this mean the budget is limited? Is he saving the monies for Lincycum?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You might think I just got off the crazy boat, Grant, but I don’t think your blind statistics and failure to looks at anything that wasn’t printed on your precious spreadsheet means anything. Beltre hurt his testicle. Like, he really hurt it. The guy can hit. You all suck. God dammit.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Pissed kitty is pissed.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Naw, kitty is useing hat to control your mind.

This pic needs to hang arround.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Atkins

Atkins ended up getting $4 million from the Orioles with up to $500k in incentives for plate appearances. I just don’t understand signings like this. If a guy has one off year, especially due to an injury that has fully healed, that’s one thing, but this guy has been going downhill quickly the last few years. The Orioles even threw in an $8.5 million club option for 2011 ($500k buyout).

I know I’m not going to find much disagreement here, but I’m just surprised at how much he ended up getting…

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, considering just how little a guy has to do to be worth $4 million in one year and considering the fact that Atkins hasn’t even reached that level the last two years, it seems like a lot. I would have done like $1.5 mil with 500K-1mil in incentives at the most.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 500k-1mil in incentives? Why not load that puppy up with tons of incentives? That would at least make it palatable for him/his agent.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Every contract signed so far has seemed like a lot to me.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Be thankful he wasn’t on Sabean’s radar.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean does not believe in radars because of their ties to computers.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Then perhaps be thankful that he wasn’t on Sabean’s gut feeling?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, the more I think about all of the FA options, the more I think they all suck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

Just not a good year for free agents.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish we had more in the way of interesting trade chips and that we hadn’t already blown $6 mil on Freddy Sanchez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well,

who would want Alderson anyway, he’s done nothing at the ML level.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

certainly not sabean…

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here

Sigh

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me ask you this

If all the free agents suck, why would we want $6M more to spend on one or more of them and a gaping hole at 2B to fill?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

because that’s the one position where there’s a glut.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

of shit players

Sanchez seems a better option than DeRosa. Uggla can play first.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

DeRosa though can hit for more power and play multiple positions.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Moving Uggla to first essentially kills almost all of his value.

And calling the second base crop out there a bunch of “shit players” is a bit much. They’re all comparable to Sanchez and might not end up in the same salary range.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we can agree

Whoever we will trot out there next year > Matt Downs

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

We will probably see a few offensive upgrades at a few positions, but nothing to the extent that the Giants need.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yay for signing a player to the one position which has a glut, and not doing anything about other positions which don’t have much of a selection. SABES UR DOIN IT WRONG

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Do not understand

An Uggla at 1b would be better than what SF has presently

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

that's my point

who cares about positional value with no good options at 1B now that the Yanks will probably get Johnson. We need RBBIYES NAD DIGNERZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Here comes Mike Jacobs.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Positional value is

I think, something you worry about once you are near a league average offense. If we can bring in 30 HR, I don’t think we should be all that picky about where on the field it comes from. Same could be said for a .400 OBP, or 25 HR’s, or a .375 OBP and so on.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

but the 30 HRs, while they would be nice to have, don’t necessarily come with a great overall offensive player.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

LET ME SHOW U MY FANTASY TEAM

Dan Uggla is a good offensive player. He’d instantly double our HR production from the 1B position. His BA, while generally low, was pretty good last year (forgive me for not knowing the exact number you effing nerds) and he has played at Dolphin Shark Field his whole career so it can’t be helped if he’s not golfing balls into the right field stands like Johnny Damon.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 18, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla is a similar hitter to Ryan Garko, the nice thing about him is that he also plays 2B.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and hits lots of dingers

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

A 111 OPS+ at first with probably bad defense would be a much more expensive and probably not significantly better version of Garkokawa.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

blargh

I think I remember feeling exactly the same last offseason. Then my inner child kept thinking the Tooth Fairy would come and bring a hitter before the season started.

This year I’m killing my inner child before Brain has a chance to.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

DINGERS!

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Lopez, Hudson too. Castillo is on the block with no takers, as is Jose Lopez.

Try and come up with an equivalent list of acceptable first basemen.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose Lopez

the 25yr old from Seattle? Kick some tires

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

2B is occupied. Too late now.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is you crazy?

Heard the Mariners are open to moving Figgins to 2b and moving Lopez to 1b. Apparently the kid is not the slickest fielder.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s not a very good hitter, either.

Same deal as with most 2B. If he doesn’t have the glove to stay there, he’s not much use to a team.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s got fairly solid UZR though, fwiw.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? Was watching MLB Network and they were bashing his defense and mentioned that the Mariners wanted to move him off 2b

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

2006: +4.7
2007: +1.4
2008: -5.8
2009: +1.2

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

those are Lopez’s runs above average second basemen, by year.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

the take away is that he’s about average for a 2B, by that metric.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

glad you caught that, as I forgot to mention it.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I’ve watched him play the A’s a couple of times, and thought he looked solid. Still, the point is, with the Franchez firmly entrenched, we’re not in on the cheaper options, and most of the cheaper options can’t hit enough to improve the lineup in another spot.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I would even throw Juan Uribe in there

Adopted father of the prettiest player in the organization, Nestor Rojas.

by stealth snail on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, there is (or was, in some cases) also Felipe Lopez, Akinori Iwamura, Placido Polanco, Adam Kennedy, etc, etc.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Has been my biggest gripe all offseason. LOL F.Sanchez!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 17, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Punt this year, sign Mauer next year, move him to 1st and be done with it. I have genius!

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

can haz bryce harper?

Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

by beat_la_25 on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

if we know one thing about Brain and Co.

we know that’s not going to happen. Unless he can be paid in garlic fries or bobbleheads or something.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hardly ever is anymore

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree

and the more I think about the Giants potential roster, the more I think we’re going to suck real bad next year.

by superk1ng on Dec 17, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

worse than last year?

When we almost won 90 games? I disagree, sir. We have not lost any premier players or gotten demonstratably worse at any given position than we were after the trade deadline last season.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants were lucky to win 88 games last year and without any clear upgrades, I think they’re highly unlikely to repeat it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially without a player protecting Pablo in the lineup.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Our young pitchers are a year older and coming off a successful season

There’s no reason they can’t continue their high level of play at least. And it isn’t like the offense helped any of them much. I see no reason they can’t do it again.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants as a team had a 123 ERA+ last year. That is stupid high. It is highly likely that they’ll see some level of regression.

I’m not saying they’ll suck, but I will be surprised if they put up a team number over 120 again next year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They also put up a team OPS+ of 81. Isn’t it easy to believe that we’ll make some kind of upgrade which will bring up up from 20% below average?

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

2005: 86
2006: 90
2007: 82 (including Bonds!)
2008: 83

not really?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The trend is troubling and I think points to institutionalized incompetence in formulating an offense.

But everyone pretty much accepts the fact that great pitching will regress because 20% above average is just too good while dismissing the notion that our offense will be easy to upgrade because 20% below average is really, really bad and (relatively) easy to improve upon at virtually every spot. I just find that interesting.

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it’s just the fact that the team’s offense has hovered around 15-20% below average since 2005 (with 2006 the obvious exception), while the pitching has been a lot more variable.

Plus, it’s not as though I think the pitching will become average or anything – I would still expect the Giants to be a very good pitching team. But 123 ERA+ is just ridiculous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry to interrupt the stats

but the Giants seemed to get pretty solid performances from middle relievers and end of the rotation starters, and that’s the kind of thing that could fall apart pretty easily, IMO, and cost those 10 or so games that they won for a change last year.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think she thought you were saying that the Giants offense would naturally progress upwards. Clearly if competent acquisitions are made, that number should be improved upon.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

we were very lucky last year, especially on offense

The Rockies are probably going to win the division, and some other team, probably the Dodgers, are going to win the WC.

by superk1ng on Dec 17, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Giants finish second and the Dodgers third. Dodgers lost Wolff and haven’t improved their pitching staff or lineup.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

as much as I hate the dodgers, I really don’t see this happening

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 17, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They still have Kershaw

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not so sure the Bums Ownership issues have stabilized. If it keeps spiraling down the 2010 Bums could look a lot like the 2009 DBacks.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Reality check

Likely lineup
LF Velez
CF Rowand
RF Schierholtz
3B Sandoval
SS Renteria
2B Sanchez
1B Ishikawa
C Posey

That’s not really any better overall than the offense they ran out there last year. And they were lucky to score as many runs as they did last year. The pitching was lucky as well. My expectation is 82 wins right now — possibly a couple more thanks to the other teams in the division standing still or getting worse.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe we could take garko back huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

NO MOLINA

and therefore a better cleanup hitter, so that’s an improvement.

Not enough of one to think they’ll score more, but still.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

79 winz!!!!!

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 17, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Currently leaning toward 80-81 wins myself. As much grief as I give Sabean over his Fragile Fred decision ( and no it is not nearly enough grief yet) he is at least a couple wins better than going into the season with Burriss at 2nd. If the Big Head can get over his VROOM! Fetish a combo of Nate, Bowker, Lewis should be better than 1200 innings of ’09 Winn & VROOM!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I think there were options in this FA market that could have worked, but unfortunately, the smart and rich teams got to them first.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Who would you have liked the Giants to sign?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

At the beginning of the offseason, I said I wanted Mike Cameron, Nick Johnson, a starting pitcher and a guarantee that Posey would be the starting catcher for at least most, if not all of the year. I still think that would have been the best course of action.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you on three of the four. I didn’t want Cameron because of his age and injury risk.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a fair point, but the guy is in pretty good shape for his age and the only big injury he’s had in the last 10 years or so was a freak collision with another outfielder.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be right, but I still have nightmares about Alou. That’s why I’ve never been a big fan of signing free agents who are 34 and older.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Moises Alou, man, the fact that he was injured so much made me forget how good he was when he was actually playing. Dude could hit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a shame he’ll only be remembered for peeing on his hands.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I will also remember him for this.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

…what?

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes he could

That’s why I was excited when the Giants signed him. He could protect Bonds in the lineup.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Moises could always hit. Staying on the field was his problem.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The he definitely shouldn’t be in the same outfield as Rowand. GAMERZ!!!!!!!!!

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

In my dream world, we’d also manage to somehow dump Rowand’s contract (Bradley).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We can only dream……………..

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is Rowand still a Giant?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he ever really a Giant?
Sure he played center field for them….but the dude just doesn’t seem like a Giant to me.

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i still cringe when i watch video of that…and I actually liked Mike Cameron, he’s a pretty good fielder from what I’ve seen but I think he would have had to be in center and I don’t know how comfortable I am thinking of Rowand in the corner

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 17, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The production you’d be getting out of your corner outfield spot.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 17, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s wrong with putting rowand in a corner outfield spot trade ?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing. Nothing at all.

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by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ftfy
what’s wrong with putting rowand and $eleventyjillion in a corner outfield spot trade ?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No one puts gamers in the corner

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't Cameron the guy who put Joe Martiniez in the hospital with a skull fracture?

Not that it really has to do with anything if he was… just interesting.

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. Nobody that’s signed, except for Cameron, do I think was a good deal or value. If the Yankees/Johnson rumor is true, that’d be another one. We should beat their offer by going 2 yrs.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The longer this goes on, the more creativity will be needed. As I’ve hoped for before, for me that would include something like moving Sanchez to SS and trading for Uggla to play 2B so Panda can stay at 3B. From there, we could possibly trade for someone cheap like Overbay or sign someone for relatively cheap like Delgado or Glaus to play 1B if they fall far enough.

This isn’t something I’m excited about, but I’m just trying to work with what’s left to add some pop to the lineup. Our outfield is pretty sad as it stands now, though, and if we’re not going to pay for Holliday or Bay there doesn’t appear to be a whole lot else out there…

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I should add that I know they wouldn’t start the season with Renteria on the bench, but I could see them decreasing his playing time quickly if he’s as bad as he was last year.

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

with bochers in the dugout…please
Renteria was a gritty, good soldier playing through that injury

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 17, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Olivio & Jacobs. I feel it aproaching like herd of angry mother in laws.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Available:

Ryan Garko
Josh Phelps

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 17, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol’d.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

CLANG

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

CRUNCHY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A go,od toaster is like money down the stretch, nerds!

Well, at least it wasn’t burnt.

And, yeah, I did “try” the one in the sink—WET, but the one on the floor was down for more than a 5-count. Now I have to eat a ham&cheese with untoasted ends.

by hokysmksbw on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You value the five-second rule more than you value the “landed in water” rule?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It looked dry (white ceramic can be tricky that way).

by hokysmksbw on Dec 17, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Or was is JaToaster Russell?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what makes MCC special

Total random discussions.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a Brian Sabean and FA money joke here but I can’t put it together.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That was randomly weird and off-topic, Bitches.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least the other NL West teams haven’t gotten crazy better, either.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

Dodgers are getting worse with the loss of Wolff and no rotation help in the future.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re supposedly negotiating for Harang.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh! Harang kills us.
I remember watching the series after the All Star Break. It was horrifying to watch

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

last year

Flemming every game: “[crappy end of rotation nobody pitcher] is really mowing them down tonight!”

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

At least our pitchers kill…a lot of other people for us

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Diamondbacks got better in the short term.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Padres’ only significant move has been signing Henry Blanco. And the Rockies haven’t done much, either.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

So if no one does anything, maybe we luck into contention again this year.

Although I’ll probably argue that no one had a clearer need for improvement than the Giants AND had reasonable resources to get it done.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And once again the Brian Sabean is there for the terrible GM being.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

not really

I think the Rockies are going to win it pretty easily.

by superk1ng on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

 I’m hoping their pitching regresses, they faded down the stretch.

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 17, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck the rockies. I hate them almost as much as I do the Dodgers. goddamn.

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The rockies dont need to do anything!

ZEEETO

by Meatball on Dec 17, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

OT:

20th Anniversary of The Simpsons today. Huzzah!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

that jessica simpson sure has some big hooters

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The Simpsons gives me a sad.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait until you see this week’s epsiode with [guest star appearing >6 months too late]!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes Maggie too old for WalrusMan.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Do people still watch The Simpsons? I haven’t watched an episode in at least 10 years. I just watch Family Guy now.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t watch either anymore.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Same.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The last episode of The Simpsons that I watched was the movie.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the movie was horrible.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it.

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I was disappointed.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing I thought sucked about it was that Homer was a real unforgivable asshole. Like, he was completely un-redeemable in that movie.

Outside of that, some of it was fantastic and some of it was really good and some of it was meh. I really like the whole thing.

I just wish they didn’t make Homer such a fuckwad.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And it had Green Day

FULL CIRCLE, BABY

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He saved the darn town. Redemption.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know anyone who still watches it regularly. Still, the show was a pretty big influence on an entire generation.

Also, Family Guy is awful now.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m also personally offended by the fact that The Cleveland Show exists. A gimmick from a bad show got a spinoff? Ugh.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched one episode to see how bad it was. It was an abortion of a show.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It has improved

it still sucks but its not quite as bad as the pilot episode which was awful

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

We always watch it, or at least dvr it. When Mr. Merope and I lived ~2500 miles apart he would tape The Simpsons and we’d watch it together over the phone. It’s a sentimental thing for us.

]

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

how lovely [pffft]

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Merope

my hero.

I’m picking up the DVDs periodically, but now I’ve gotten 9 and 10 and am starting to reach the episodes I never watched.

So, I watch them quite a bit but almost never the first run.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How many characters can you name?

http://www.theanimationblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/simpsonshugeposter1.jpg

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

All of them.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

About 50%

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

As in, give them names? Probably all of them.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought all of them. I was wrong.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We actually have an earlier edition of that poster hanging in our living room.

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ken Davidoff of Newsday reports that the Yankees and first baseman Nick Johnson are “wrapping up” a one-year deal worth $5.5 million.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

The deal is now near completion, says Davidoff. Pending a physical, Johnson will agree to a one-year deal with the Yankees worth about $5.5MM.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

yep. Sabes approach is really working..

Like I said above:

Yep. Sabes is an idiot OR he can’t sell the Giants to any hitter. Free Agent approach is seemingly dead, back to organization destroy trades.

by pittsburghian on Dec 17, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, it’s as close to a guaranteed trip deep into the playoffs as you can get, what do you expect?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 17, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pending a physical?

Maybe Nick Johnson will go to the DL Early and his price will go down and we’ll sign him anyway-Freddy Sanchez missed 5 games and we gave up Alderson for him.

/Fake optimism

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

fuckdammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If reached out and pulled, could he get Johnson to come here?

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Dammit

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Buster Olney is reporting this too.

Fuck.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabes is pretty savvy

He’ll find a way to get some toothpaste in that deal

by snafu on Dec 17, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But in true Sabes fashion, he will no longer have a toothbrush to use it with.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And the toothpaste will come without a cap.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT THE TOOTHBRUSH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we get the toothpaste?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant!

It’ll be too late before the Marlins realize we don’t have any player by that name!

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

word is Sabes is holding out for a Hanley Ramirez

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnson doesn't like

His tires kicked.

Skinny cooks?
I don't trust em.

by LargeFarva on Dec 17, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This sucks, he was the guy I really wanted.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there is another Johnson you can find.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

would you settle for a Wang?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly.. the only hope the giants have is to sign a team of all pitchers

No hitters want to come here, but pitchers do. Just sign all the pitchers, field with 8 AAAA position players, and watch all the other teams with 10.x ERAs flounder.

by pittsburghian on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly

They’ve won the World Series (although those in St. Louis say it was stolen) since the last time the Giants have.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 17, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well,

Doesn’t it go, Cubs, Indians, Giants? If we are going by that criteria there is no other team like this.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 4:33 AM PST up reply actions  

unless you want to include teams like Tampa, Seattle, Texas and San Diego. These teams have never won a World Series.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Baby sings:

NOBODY LIKES ME
EVERYBODY HATES ME

NOBODY LIKES ME
EVERYBODY HATES ME

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

Is that the new Green Day song?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, I guess I’m hoping for something like Damon and Delgado.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

Jason Bay and Mark DeRosa would be OK.
$16M/yr & $6M/yr respectively.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 17, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Will never happen.

DividendZZZ

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Angry Sabean says:

U WILL GET LAROCHE AND PODSEDNIK AND LIKE IT!

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorta like Obama and Health Care

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You just can’t help yourself.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hey

wil

let’s not.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s nice to have this site as a place to escape politics, no matter which side you’re on…

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol’ed

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 17, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

its getting to the point where debating health care might be more fun than talking about what the offense is realistically going to look like next year

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 18, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

We are just getting desperate now.

Who needs a drink?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/raises hand

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

/pours a shot and drinks the bottle

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If you start hoping for Dye and Podsednik, I think you’ll be pretty happy.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

just when you think we can’t do worse, here we go again.

I like both those guys but sheesh.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How the fuck do you lose Johnson?

he had all this time to wrap up a deal,. but he’s too damn busy on Mark DeRosa?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Dec 17, 2009 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

I'm gonna say

that the chance to win a World Series overshadowed playing close to home and for more money.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean is like a kid at a ice cream shop. There’s too many decisions to make and once he finally makes a decision all the good flavors have ran out.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

More like:

The motor on the freezer busted and all the flavors have melted.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a big problem. We lost power once at the 31 Flavors I worked at in high school. It was a nightmare. Rotten dairy products are among the grossest things on the planet.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Damon’s price just went down. And Uggla’s went down with the O’s Atkins signing. I think it’s going to turn out OK (not great, but OK).

by Goat on Dec 17, 2009 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

don’t think he has the (Yankee) leverage to get anywhere close to that.

by Goat on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a Boras client

So, we’ll bid against our selves as the mystery team.

by pittsburghian on Dec 17, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume that $13M had to be posturing, right? Right?

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like he’ll end up with maybe a bit more than Renteria money, which I would be okay with.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

a lot more bang for the buck

although I hate posting that in a thread about Johnson

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The thought of Damon on the Giants scares me.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’d be great, but if he could manage a .350-.360 OBP, that could make a nice difference at the top of the order.

(of course, I’m not sure he’s likely to be much better than, say, oh, Fred Lewis next year, but that ship has sailed.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I really think a career ending injury is imminent

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 17, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Gives me hope about Uggla

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Your still optimistic

In theory Sanchez’s price went down with the injury and Garko’s stock went down with…uh no one else wanting him and we still lost 2 top 10 prospects

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It was shaping up to be such a nice day. I had my last day of clinic for the semester today. I then had a nice leisurely lunch and finished studying for my test tomorrow. After that I cleaned my apartment and watched some soccer. I was planning on making mac ‘n’ cheese and watching Anchorman before bed. Now, though, I’m fangry at Sabean for being such a worthless GM.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

Okay

cornball could use a drink

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not tonight

Can’t be hungover in the morning. I’ll just add another to the tab for tomorrow evening, though. That flight home no Saturday is going to be a bitch.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the good news. If you visit SF, there will be plenty of great seats available.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 17, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

To watch Barry Zito throw it over Mark DeRosa’s head on a pick-off play.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I am really bitter today. I think I need to stop thinking about this team for a little while.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

In all soberness,

Sabean is either the most incompetent baseball executive on the planet or Johnson hates SF, which seems to not make a lot of sense since he is from Sacramento.

I mean, if you were to ask Sabean back in October, “There will be a 30 year old 1B with respectable defensive abiiities and a .426 OBP available for 1 year 6 million, would you take him?”

If the answer is actually no, he’s incomprehensibly incompetent.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Well, I think it’s more than a bit reasonable that on a one year deal for slightly less money, he’d rather play for the team where he’ll have a chance to be surrounded by a ton of amazing hitters.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Even ignoring location, I mean.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

It comes down to: the Giants are a longshot to win jack shit next year and beyond, and there are more sure things out there like the Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, etc. So, the Giants’ shit cycle will continue until management figures out a way to lure baseball players into their window-less team van.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Or we mangage to kick teh guy out that is hairier than Ron Jeremy and smeels like month old deep frier oil.

/ looks at Sabean

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

he did play there before, no?

I’d like to get paid to go to NY too.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

so change the question to 1/8 or 2/12.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

OR...

He thinks that at that money level its not worth it and to just go with Travis and Bowker.

by pittsburghian on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

Can’t wait.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Addition by subtraction

Great offense awaits!

So speaks Fearless Leader.

by pittsburghian on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

See that might make some sense if there were any indication that they plan on Bowker getting 400 major league at-bats next season.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Or any indication that Bowker could actually play first base.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Johnson feels he’s going to have a great year in that line-up and go back on the market for a 3+ year deal at way more money. That’s my guess.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 17, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

At which point, Sabes will be knocking down his door!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

that is what his agent told him. Pull the ball and hit more than 8 dingers

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, your right.

I forgot about championships. We don’t get those here so it never entered into the equation for me. Can’t blame him for wanting to win.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially after being an Expo/National for the last whatever years.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he was lacking in gamertude and grittiness?

by snafu on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s an extreme either or, and by virtue of the reports that the Giants put forth at least two offers, seems invalid. But for the sake of hyperbole, I agree that Sabean is wholly incompetent.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Bork already hates him?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

All those injuries must mean he hasn’t played enough to warrant playing more.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t play with injuries. Not a team player.

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not gritty enough

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny, I was listening to XM Radio today (not taking it too seriously of course) and it hit me that they were just assuming that guys would want to play where they grew up, which isn’t necessarily true at all. Just because your parents chose a geographic location doesn’t mean you like it.

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's ready for Bowkermania in 2010?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

The Real Neal

Coming Soon to an AT&T Park Near You

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

who gave that guy tix?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m hoping that between Bowker and Posey, we can get some significant offensive upgrades without even having to go outside the system.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

…assuming Melonhead will let them play, of course.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like he’s not going to have any gritty vets as alternatives.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 17, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Aurilia

still available

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the impression he didn’t want to go back to the Giants as a player.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be real funny (and highly unlikely) if that was Sabean’s plan all along.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha-ha! You’re funny!
Sabean and plan in the same sentence… ha ha ha…

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Their not veterans though……..

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Start Bowker in LF and Posey at AAA. Come summer adding Posey to the lineup would be as if Giants traded for a bat

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Or play Posey from Opening Day and it’ll be like you had that bat in the line-up all year long.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

that is like the only thing I have right now to help me cope with the offense. Sandoval, Bowkers breakout, Posey being better then bengie

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

there's a theoretical possibility

of a scrapheap breakthrough too; Uribe with just a bit better hitting or some such.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 17, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

and I'm hoping

Santa gives me $80,000 to fix my house. But I wouldn’t bet on it.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
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by zenbitz on Dec 18, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 17, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

JACK CAN HACK

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Work with me, it has to rhyme.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 17, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol Foster.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoever trades for him

and looks over the fact that he’s not a good soldier

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It just hit me how much of denial I’m in that Velez is supposedly going to play left and leadoff. I never think about him when I consider various lineups…

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOMMMMM

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 17, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So going into 2010, here are the outfields of our toughest competition in the NL…
Philadelphia Phillies: Ibanez, Victorino, Werth
Dodgers: Manny, Kemp, Ethier

Giants: Velez, Rowand, Schierholz

How can a upper-middle-market team look at that an actually think it’s okay? It would be different if we had Jeter, A-Rod and Teixeira in the infield, but all we have is one Panda and two players who were almost close to semi-minor-almost stars three years ago…

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh…this is saddening

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

VROOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So many VROOOOMS to choose from! Remember when Velez stole something like 15 bases in spring training? And now the pace he’s shown is more like 30 over a whole season? Having a Ferrarri doesn’t mean much if you don’t know how to drive it…

by GiantJay on Dec 17, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If he steals 30 bases he’d probably be caught 20 times.

by taliesin on Dec 17, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But…But…VROOOOOOOOOOOM!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORV

by chilibean_3 on Dec 17, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

http://vroooooooom.com

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 17, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What if Sabean’s master offseason plan is to put Lewis in LF, Bowker in RF, and sign Adrian Beltre to a market-rate contract? That would be amusing.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

At this point, I would be pretty okay with something like

LF Lewis/Torres
2B Sanchez
1B Sandoval
3B Beltre
RF Bowker
CF Rowand
C Posey
SS Renteria

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s all fine and dandy, but who on that team is going to get caught stealing?

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Jane’s Addiction

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

when they were 5!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 17, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

they enjoy stealing!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 17, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that song about Velez?

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be somewhat amusing.

by nataku on Dec 17, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

sadness

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you want Beltre more than LaRoche?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 17, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't, necessarily

there’s just been more talk of Beltre lately than LaRoche.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure the price tag is an issue as well.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 17, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, me too

Sad that our expectations have fallen so far.

/weeps softly

Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.

by tedfordfan on Dec 17, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad that our once modest expectations have fallen so far.

/fixed

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

/gives you a hug

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay...

I’m firmly in the bargaining stage right now… Sabean, you can have your Uggla and Podsednik, just get Adam Dunn, too.

by Every6thDay on Dec 17, 2009 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Yea, the flip-flopping on whether we should sign old, past-their-prime players is confusing. Yes, Im looking at you Mike Cameron!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Dec 17, 2009 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

OT

Does anybody know how to make a really good salt (NaCl) crystal in one day?

I’ll take OK.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 17, 2009 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Billy Beane is messing with us
Tim Brown of Yahoo! Sports lists the Giants, Red Sox, Twins, Mariners and A’s as possible landing spots for third baseman Adrian Beltre.

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

you shouldn't poke at retard GMs

especially when they are a burden of the state.

by Giant Voodoo on Dec 17, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ommmmm you said the “R” word

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

No

You said “are” when it should have been “our”

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Moneyball always works.............

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltre

How about graphing Beltre’s stats against his contract/no contract years? The guy performs great every time he’s looking at the end of the gravy train. Other than those years, ziilch. I worked for the Dodgers during a couple of the years he was there. I can tell you their management did not have much respect for his effort.

by ralber on Dec 17, 2009 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

He was actually worse in the hitting department in 2009 than he was either of the previous two years. In fact, it was his worst wOBA since he signed with the Mariners.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 17, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, except that he was pretty good every year as a Mariner except for in his contract year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, this guy worked for the Dodgers. What do you know?

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was living in LA during those years. Beltre is a dog.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

With all this talk about Johnson and Uggla

I fully expect Sabean to “suprise” us all with a Pods/Nady/DeRosa signing (addressing LF that is). I don’t have any evidence to support that but it seems like something that would happen while the Marlins and Giants figure out who is going to call who first while the Yankees have their hand on their Johnson.

by Giant Voodoo on Dec 17, 2009 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

HEY! INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IS ON MY BIRTHDAY YOU BIG JERK!

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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

matt millen

I’m dyin’ here! didn’t he impugn his character enough in Detroit without further humiliating hisself on national tv? he is not credible.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

is that what they had to put up with all those years, that constant blathering?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 17, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

New Giants Asst. GM

Sabes wants experienced GM’s from other sports on his staff

by Gobroks on Dec 17, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabes: Welcome aboard Matt! I’m putting you in charge of the draft
Millen: Okie doke. What’s our biggest need?
Sabes: Offense
Millen: Alrighty then!
/drafts WRs with the first four picks

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 18, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

He can’t even get players names right. He kept calling Dallas Clark, Darrell Clark.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

When Millen first appeared on the pre-game show after finally being fired by the Lions I was totally mystified. What kind of TV exec thinks that the guy who “built” the league’s first 0-16 team has any credibility whatsoever to talk about football? It would be like, after a hurricane somewhere, CNN bringing in Mike Brown to explain FEMA’s response.

by taliesin on Dec 18, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

In fairness, he does have the credential of having played the game well.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 18, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

He did a heckuva job on the field.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 18, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah

you know Sabean. He’s like a chess master…three steps ahead of everyone.

by Into the Void on Dec 17, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

… while heading the opposite way everyone else is!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Why all the Sabean hating?

Gammons did report that SF offered Jason Bay a 5 yr deal

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

pretty much

answered your own question there

by sfoakbay on Dec 17, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

And my anger is renewed. TWO MORE YEARS! TWO MORE YEARS!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 17, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Sabean

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

going on something like 5 years of shitty offense
i lost count

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 17, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltre’s not a great fit for the Giants. I’m not eager to move Sandoval across the diamond, and I’m not sure I can stand adding another hacker to the lineup.

But. The Giants’ lineup at present consists of one great hitter, one very promising rookie, and a whole lot of meh. Tweaks along the lines of DeRosa or Uggla just isn’t going to get it done. They need to add some players with the potential to be great. And Beltre is one of the few players on the market with that potential.

by Evan on Dec 17, 2009 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

So we lost our 1 year/cheap option in Johnson

Sign Holliday or sign no one. Other potential contracts will hurt more. Should’ve locked up a 1 year/7 mil before the Yankees took interest.

by Unitard on Dec 17, 2009 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

No! Adrian!

I would rather mash my testicles with a blender, causing such agony that I am forced to vomit into a sink, whereas I am tempted to slurp it up, in which case I look up and see my face in a mirror and wish I could get plastic surgery and look like Sean Hannity instead, so I could therefore ramble obnoxiously about a guy who generally hits in the .260s while typically scoring fewer than 80 runs and getting on base (.320s) slightly more often than Kevin Kouzmanoff while being negligibly different than Pedro Feliz with the glove…

… than sign a guy heading into the wrong side of 30 – if we can believe his corrected age – who, even in his youth, has dogged it on many occasion, playing during an era when steroid users have proven to break down in their 30s once off the juice, all while looking at his 2004 season (the one we would actually be paying him based on – and you’re lying if you say Beltre as a Giant wouldn’t make you clamor for something even 80% of 48/121/.334/.388) and recalling that, even if used as a tiebreaker, he was a $#&*$&# Dodger, to some sort of contract that begins even north of $6/year.

I’d much prefer Ryan Garko illogically playing third base left-handed for 1.5 million than Beltre.

That is all.

p.s. run-on sentences that express my utter hatred for a certain player run on

p.p.s. this comment is 100% stupid-“lol”-wordplay free

by mlb22 on Dec 17, 2009 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Ignoring the rest of this...

Could someone tell me why we shouldn’t believe his corrected age? From what I understand, originally, while he was being scouted by the Dodgers, he claimed to be 16 (the lower limit for signing international players), but it was later revealed that he was actually 15 and fudging his age so he could be signed a year earlier. Am I meant to believe that all along he was actually 17 or 18 at the time and for some reason decided to, after the fact, pretend to be a year younger than the signing limit? What the heck would be the point of that, if he had already had some means of pretending to be 16?

I don’t see why we should doubt that Beltre is his listed age. He’s already had it corrected and it makes absolutely no logical sense for him to have fudged it further than he did.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 17, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Foreigners lie.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And take our jobs. Just because they do them better & cheaper.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as greedy.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 17, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltre has been MUCH better defensively than Feliz the last couple of years.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 17, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

For those near a radio

Hot Stove League show (pre-taped) with(out) Damon Bruce.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 17, 2009 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

So has Bruce been banned from all things Giants?

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Tease me, please me!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget to visit TimFlannery.com for free music!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 17, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Thursday Night Football is very entertaining.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 17, 2009 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Time for hockey!!!
Though Mr Merope has a pokemonz or two playing in the game.

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

According to the ad Thursday night football is twice a week. Once on Thursday and once on Saturday.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 17, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Those ads are annoying, and for some reason my ad blocker dealie isn’t blocking them.

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have Ad Block Plus, right click the ad and manually block it.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 17, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

As the cheap ass Giants brassz holds out waiting to shave a fraction of a percentage off of guy’s like NJ & LaRoche, and DeRosa coming down to $6m/yr (obviously Sabes offer did not intice), the Mets interested in bringing Delgado back, ect., they will be forced to inevitably turn to PODS and Blalock. That’s PODS and Blalock. And we will end up reluctantly hoping for Dye. Irony.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 17, 2009 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

I wouldn’t want Beltre either.

I was looking at his stats today. What is up with the year he hit 48 homeruns? He never hit more than 25 except for that one year! Was that the same year that Aurilia hit 38?

by parisspleen13 on Dec 17, 2009 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

ROIDS

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 17, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Contract year

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps trying to tackle the wide receiver rather than jumping around him would have worked better for the Jaguars.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 17, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLARS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 17, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So, I've been moving out of our apartment all day

We finally made that big blockbuster deal today…right?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 17, 2009 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Dec 17, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about the rest of us, but I got a deal on some Nintendo DS games. Not at blockbuster though.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 17, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it was a deal at Blockbuster.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Solution to all our problems

Neukom used to work at Microsoft. Have him call up that Bill Gates guy and buy some of the team… he’s worth billions, why not throw a few hundred million at a fun up-and-coming young team?

Then take that nice Gates money and sign Matt Holliday.

And instead of trading for Dan Uggla, just buy him from the Marlins. Offer them 75 million dollars for him or something. They’re cheap, they’ll do it.

Problems solved!

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 17, 2009 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

Heck

why not just buy the yankees from the yankees

Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on Dec 17, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Or just buy the Marlins, take all the useful parts for ourselves, then shut them down.

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by Goofus on Dec 18, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCKING DO SOMETHING

I MEAN, COME THE FUCK ON

FUCK

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 9:29 PM PST reply actions  

Yea

subtle, right?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HUSH

he’s just a boy of 17, his ears are innocent …

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by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Im with you..

I check MLB trade rumors like every hour, and I think im going to start to go crazy reading that waiting for something Giants related and then almost wanting to cry when I get through all the new stuff

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

A year ago I only saw thousand-comment posts regarding CC Sabathia and his Bay Area ties.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There are many areas of life where I like to speculate and envision the future…. Giants personnel moves ’taint one of them.

After the past few years I take a very “Que sera sera” attitude towards it all.

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He signed F Sanchez

And offered a contract to Lincecum. What more do you want?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pie

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Are the Orioles trading him?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but Sabean offered them 21 million dollars for some anyway.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

is that where the stimulus monies went

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It had golden crust

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I cant even get on Twitter

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I get a black page with red text

“This Site Has Been Hacked By Iranian Cyber Army” no joke

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My internet is fine

I can get on everything else, only Twitter isnt working, so somethings up

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

scrolled down some more

"U.S.A Think They Controlling And Managing Internet By Their Access , But They Don’t , We Control And Manage Internet By Our Power , So Do Not Try To Stimulation Iranian Peoples To …………..

NOW WHICH COUNTRY IN EMBARGO LIST? IRAN?USA?

WE PUSH THEM IN EMBARGO LIST ;)

Take Care."

Im not joking

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

can you screen cap?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah one sec

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Photobucket

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I find this strangely amusing.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 17, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Photobucket

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAH thats awesome. Go them.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya a couple of my friends cant get to it either. hella funny

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY NEW PIC MEME!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

and there’s plenty of room for photoshop

by kornstar2004 on Dec 17, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Grant approves of this one

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad they told me to take care. I wasn’t going to take care, but I have now completely re-evaluated my position on the matter.

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by groug on Dec 17, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This is funny. lulz.

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by cornball on Dec 18, 2009 5:11 AM PST up reply actions  

those work?

hope they werent to big

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see them fine.
Thanks

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

perfect

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 17, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

we can use these all offseason…

by kornstar2004 on Dec 17, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

scrolled down some more

“U.S.A Think They Controlling And Managing Internet By Their Access , But They Don’t , We Control And Manage Internet By Our Power , So Do Not Try To Stimulation Iranian Peoples To …………..

NOW WHICH COUNTRY IN EMBARGO LIST? IRAN?USA?

WE PUSH THEM IN EMBARGO LIST ;)

Take Care."

Im not joking

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

reply fail

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 17, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. I am set to receive a terribly disappointing offseason.

The whole Johnson thing has left me feeling empty.

Blah blach TWSS…

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 17, 2009 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

if we think in football terms

if we punt 2010, we pin back the chances of sabean and bochy being retained in 2011. Therefore, our best chance to win going forward would be to not sign anyone, let them drink and bork their way out of town while we suck for a year, then work on the much better 2011 FA class while allowing our prospects to get one year better.

However, this will not happen. We will make a another bad signing that kills us in terms of length more than money and it will be Sabes fault.

by kornstar2004 on Dec 17, 2009 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

Good strategy but...

We all know that Sabes will sign Dye and overpay in a trade for a 1b. We will be in a similar situation as we were last trade deadline. Trade 2 of our top 10 prospects for a streaky infielder and a #4 starter. Miss the playoffs, and be in even worse shape come 2011 as far as payroll goes and our minor league system will fall into the 15-20 range.

by enut21 on Dec 18, 2009 6:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Other problem: the Giants’ strength — pitching — erodes that much more, meaning the offense will have to be doubly or triple-y (?) effective.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Chill Out

It’s Friday, I’m in love

Well, I’m on the east coast. But you guys will get there in a couple hours.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 17, 2009 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

did they beat the seals?

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG my cousin is right.

She had developed a theory that since she rebuffed Sharkey’s advances when she was feted at the Tank on her birthday, the Sharks had refused to win. So tonight she did not watch them. MAGICAL THINKING WORKS.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

umm… shall i say it?/ another fucking day with NOTHING, i repeat, NOTHING happening

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions  

What? You would prefer another Zitoesque signing? I just hope they don’t go into panic mode.

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have something happen than nothing at all, JEEZE, i mean, nothing BIG is going to happen, so i’m not expecting much, it’s like expecting good things out of a warriors season… NOTHING

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing I would like to see Sabean attempt is working on a three team trade that unloads Aaron Rowand and returns Milton Bradley however Sabes is either lazy or plays it close to the vest

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

GREAT MOVE, I"LL FUCKING TAKE IT, anything to shake something up, sabean needs to make a bad move and a good move at the same time to make it weird

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

a bad move and a good move you say?

congratulations! ok! One bad move coming up!

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by GiantPain on Dec 17, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

SWEET!!! i need one yearly sabean!!! PLEASE!!! WHERES MY BAD MOVE!! it’s like making one on some hot chick, it’s fucking stupid

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

at least 12 million reasons why. Plus who plays SS? F Sanchez

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Bocock…duh… why else is he still on the 40 man?

by Merope on Dec 17, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing more i’d like than a cock on my team

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 17, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ANNNNNNNNNNNd the obvious, thanks… only took 10 mins… haha

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost did but this one was way too easy.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 17, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

at least 12 million reasons why.

The same 12 million reasons why the Cubs would have zero interest in Rowand?

Plus who plays SS

Someone better than Rentarrhea.

You really just asked that question?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't the Cubs do it.

It becomes a salary dump for them.

If he were a FA you wouldn’t want to sign him for 2/12?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 17, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't Zito signed in late December?

Uh oh…

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by Natto on Dec 17, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i was on holiday so yes…. he was… all i need now is something weird or bad to happen with mah girl

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It was before New Year’s, because it happened the day my family drove down to San Diego to celebrate it. I remember :(

So I guess it was like December 28 or 29.

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by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

One of Grant’s recent posts had a link to the exact day it was announced. I LOL’d at parts of it.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Here it is – Dec 27, 2006
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2006/12/27/155255/51

OHmyGOD!!!!!
Giants sign ZITO.
7 years, $126 mill.
Shit.
I continually ask myself why I am a Giants fan.
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Re: OHmyGOD!!!!!
Yeah, baby! I love it.
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If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Date fail – obviously it was Dec 28

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember where I was when I learned of the news.

I never went from “YAY!” to “You gotta be fucking kidding me” so fast before. Not even in bed.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Personally

My starting point was HUH?!?!

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by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

*to celebrate New Year's, not to celebrate Zito's signing

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by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I was about to ask.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 18, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

it was a matter of time before they would hack the drone

by wilriv21 on Dec 17, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions  

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME

RAJAI DAVIS WAS A GIANT

AND WE LET HIM GET CLAIMED OFF WAIVERS

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

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by GiantPain on Dec 17, 2009 11:05 PM PST reply actions  

OH SNOEZ!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR sarcasm alert!!!

by PiKAgiant on Dec 17, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Sabean

Last year Sabean’s strategy was “I’m going to attack the FAs early” and he got burned by Renteria really bad and Howry to a lesser extent. As we all know, the trades did not work out so well. Don’t worry, he signed a 2B to an above market deal who has injury risk and whose OBP is BA driven.

After all of this, much like poop travelling back up the butthole, Sabean gets extended.

So this year (and my point), Sabean does the opposite of last year.

“Well I got burned last year badly attacking the market, so now I’m going to sit on my hands.” Sadly, we are getting burned again. There is no salvation for this man and now it just feels like it’s passive aggressive. All I wanted was competent signings to fill our needs at the right price.

Overall, I look forward to Uribe coming back on a 2 year deal, Dye on a 3 year deal, and trading Sanchez and Tanner for Uggla and Anibal Sanchez.

by Giant Voodoo on Dec 18, 2009 2:21 AM PST reply actions  

Were you quoting Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 18, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

No?

I dont even know what that is so if i did it’s by accident.

by Giant Voodoo on Dec 18, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Skit on Conan O’Brien (not sure if it’s carried over to the Tonight Show), wherein comedian Robert Smigel had a hand puppet of a dog named Triumph. He would take said dog places and interview people, then insult them in all manners of hilarious ways.

One such field trip was to a Bon Jovi concert in New Jersey, about which he said,

“Bon Jovi returns to New Jersey, much like poop returning up into the butthole.”

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 18, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E

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by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Good news, Buster Olney says that the Yankees might look at Mark DeRosa once Johnson passes his physical. Since they’d taken one of my favoured options (Johnson) it’s only fair that they take one of the worst as well.

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by GiantFan on Dec 18, 2009 8:20 AM PST reply actions  

Have to agree,

If they also take DeRosa off the table, even-steven.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Bold, would never all happen, but each step on its own is possibly possible

1) Trade Aaron Rowand for Milton Bradley. Give the Cubs $3 million per year for the next three years to cover most of 2012 when Bradley’s salary would’ve been off their books.
2) Assuming the Josh Johnson rumor was actually true, trade Matt Cain for Neftali Feliz and Justin Smoak.
3) Trade prospects for Dan Uggla.
4) Sign Carlos Delgado or trade for Lyle Overbay if not much has to be given up.
5) Sign Erik Bedard to a one or two year deal
6) Sign Orlando Cabrera to a one or two year deal

1) Milton Bradley, CF
2) Freddy Sanchez, 2B
3) Dan Uggla, LF (can shift to infield next year once Renteria is gone)
4) Pablo Sandoval, 3B
5) Delgado/Overbay 1B (with Smoak transitioning into a starting role in 2011)
6) Nate Schierholtz, RF
7) Buster Posey, C
8) Orlando Cabrera, SS

1) Tim Lincecum
2) Jonathan Sanchez
3) Erik Bedard
4) Neftali Feliz
5) Madison Bumgarner

Cain’s salary is around $6 million, so he and Uggla are probably a wash. Maybe Uggla makes $2 million more. Add $1 million net for Bradley. Add $6 million for Delgado or Overbay, maybe $5 million for Bedard, and $4 million for Cabrera. $15 million in additional salaries to make our lineup look like it looks above. I might be low on some of these, though. Hard to tell for someone like Bedard.

So much more fun to think of this than reality…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 8:24 AM PST reply actions  

The Johnson rumor wasn't true, fwiw

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by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Good to know, I hadn’t heard that. I also just saw on mlbtraderumors that a “Giants person” said there’s “no way” the team trades for Bradley. So take out those two, and realistically, take out Cabrera since Renteria is still here.

Delgado or Overbay could be worth a look, and I think it’s worth considering putting Uggla in LF for a year, especially since I think before 2010 is up Sanchez would shift over to SS and Uggla would be at 2B. That would set us up to sign a big bat in 2011, as the players set to be available then are much more appealing.

What do you guys think of Bedard? He’s had injury and attitude problems, but he’s still extremely effective when he pitches. I guess like everyone it comes down to money. I’d sign him for $5 million or less, or better yet, a deal with incentives. Some sort of option for 2011 for him would be nice too if he can stay healthy…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Bedard, but it depends on the price. It would certainly be cool to have three guys with big strikeout stuff on the team (plus Cain, plus Zito).

I don’t really like the idea of trading Uggla and moving him – as others have said, if he’s not playing second, his value drops quite a bit. The bat’s not quite as impressive at first or in left field. If the price is really low, perhaps, but if we’re giving up actual players for him, he should be playing second.

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by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Putting Uggla in LF is more a trick, since I doubt they’d want to hurt Renteria’s feelings right away, but they’d be more likely to remove him if he struggles after a little bit. I’d put Uggla at 2B from the start and put Sanchez at SS. I’m not sure how good Freddy is there, but he typically plays a handful of games there each year…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m telling ya…. don’t block the Bocock!

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

No need to block the Bocock. Reality will block him for us. Then again, reality should’ve stopped the Zito and Rowand deals from ever happening…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if they didn’t have Renteria i’m sure they wouldn’t move Sanchez to SS. Not that it’s a bad idea, it’s just that most teams seem very reticent to move players to SS like that.

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by GiantFan on Dec 18, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d just cut Renteria right now but I know it’s not realistic.

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by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Cut him? I think we should set him on fire.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

four LHSP? Maybe not.

Delgado would be OK if Johnson really is off the market.

by joethejet on Dec 18, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The Cain deal wouldn’t work, so we’d still have two…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

3 with Bedard

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 18, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I Like Bedard

Has the 2nd-highest Runs vs. rep projection on CHONE for free agent pitchers in 18 starts.
I’d take him for up to 1 year, $5 million + incentives.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 18, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a lot of work.

I don’t think Sabean puts that much thought/time into these things.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Giant related rumor
8:23am: Mark Feinsand of the New York Daily News hears that Scott Boras and Johnny Damon talked with the Yankees yesterday and would have considered a two-year deal. The sides weren’t close, so it now appears that Damon’s tenure with the Bombers is over. Damon will have other suitors, but leaving the Yankees behind won’t be easy.
“I know there are some teams interested,” Damon told Feinsand. “But the Yankees are the best organization I’ve been a part of so far in my career.”
One source suggests to Feinsand that Damon could land in San Francisco. Nick Johnson was a rumored Giants target until it became apparent that the Yanks were nearing a deal with him. Johnson will make less than Matsui next year, but Feinsand says the Yanks’ decision to let Matsui walk has more to do with the DH’s knees than his salary demands.

by superk1ng on Dec 18, 2009 8:24 AM PST reply actions  

I've softened my stance on Damon

especially when faced with the possibility of Derosa on the Giants. I just want anybody that can make our offense better than this http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290717123&teams=san-francisco-giants-vs-pittsburgh-pirates

by superk1ng on Dec 18, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too, if we’re talking 2 years 18-20 million, I could live with that.

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by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

meh

better than Podsednik. Better than Torres/Velez. Thats all the good things I have to say about giving 20 million to Damon.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 18, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey man! Paul Maholm is the ace of the Pirates. He hecka good!

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 18, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants need to get in on this
The Mariners have had perhaps the busiest offseason in baseball so far, but they’re not about to slow down. Jon Heyman of SI.com reports that they’re once again talking with the Cubs about outfielder Milton Bradley. Three executives say the Cubs could send Bradley to Seattle in exchange for Carlos Silva, who will earn slightly more than Bradley over the course of the next two seasons (Bradley’s under contract for $21MM, Silva for $24MM).

by superk1ng on Dec 18, 2009 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

but apparently we're stupid
The Rangers are “not likely” to acquire Bradley and Heyman says the Rays appear to have given up on trading for him. One Giants person says there’s “no way” the team trades for the 31-year-old.

by superk1ng on Dec 18, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

fffffffffffff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's see, how'd it go?
"A deal like that? For a player like that?" … "No. Is that succinct enough?…Smarter people than us have tried that."

Yeah, that ’s what it was.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU AREN'T SMART IN PUBLIC

AND THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET A TWO YEAR EXTENSION FOR NOT BEING SMART. YOU FUCK.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t want a smart gm, you want a gm that you could sit down and have a beer with.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 18, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind having a GM who went to Yale. Sure beats Eckerd College of St. Petersburg, Florida.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 18, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Just heard about the trade. A) The Mariners just pwned the Cubs. B) Brian Sabean is stupid.

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by cornball on Dec 18, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

New Sabean quote!
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe…

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

pffffft

with the Giants FO it’s more like: Shemp, Larry, Curly, Moe

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

NEEDZZ MOAR GARY MATTHEWS JR.
Now that the Dodgers have traded Juan Pierre, the Angels are optimistic about unloading Gary Matthews Jr. and his contract, according to Ed Price of AOL FanHouse. The Angels will have to eat some of the $23MM owed to Matthews if they hope to deal him.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Not gamer-y enough!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

pssshhh

Sarge Jr. That sounds pretty dang gamer-y to me.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 18, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

lol “some”

at least Juan Pierre is still marginally useful in a certain role.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

GMJ for Rowand!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 18, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll pitch in

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 18, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

GMJ contract 10:$11M, 11:$12M
Rowand contract 10:$12M, 11:$12M, 12:$12M

Sabean could use that $12M in 2012 better probably on Lincecum

by wilriv21 on Dec 18, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

or Delgado

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 18, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

But The Giants Lose 4.9 WAR Combined In 2010 and 2011

In 2007 and 2008 Aaron Rowand provided the Giants +3.3 WAR while Gary Matthews Jr provided the Angels -1.6 WAR. I am sorry but i have no interest in paying 4.9 WAR to save $13M.

by giantsrainman on Dec 19, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

They wouldn’t have to start him. They could simply cut GMJ and play Schierholtz instead (2 WAR approx for the next two years is a good worst-case estimate).

Paying 1 WAR to save $13 mil is a solid deal.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I Was Joking

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 20, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Catch a Tiger by the toe

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Shake him and you’ll find a ’ho ?

oooooh different Tiger….nm

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL
Well played.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 18, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Any 24 fans in the house?
Not Willie 24… Bauer 24

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 9:35 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah. Loved the first few seasons. Season before last was meh. Last season though was good…

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

IS ANYONE ELSE TOTALLY STOKED FOR AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

NOT ESPECIALLY!!!!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 18, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t go to many movies. Rude people irritate the hell out of me, and movie theaters seem to be a magnet for rudeys. That and I’m short…. even in an empty theater the 7 foot tall 500 pound dude will sit down right in front of me.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry about that. I actually hate going to movie theaters b/c someone always asks me to slouch.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Merope and I usually just end up changing seats, he’s much taller…but they don’t sit in front of him….

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Tall people don’t sit on front of tall people b/c of leg room (rocking chairs in the local theater)

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

NERDY! NERDY! NERDY!

or, if you prefer….

PO-TA-TOES!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 18, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ME NEITHER!!!!!!!!!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I am, but mostly because my company is involved with it.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’M PUTTING IT ON MY NETFLIX RIGHT NOW OMG I CAN’T WAIT!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

NOT REALLY BUT I’M GOING TO WATCH IT AND IT WILL PROBABLY BE ENTERTAINING

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Really cool seeing in 3-D. Storyline was so-so, but I still enjoyed it as it was like nothing I’ve ever seen before.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Dec 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Explosions and aliens.

Not really a James Cameron fan.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

Bradley for Silva

Looks like it’s happening. Silva will cost the Cubs $3 million more than Bradley would have over the two years. The Mariners continue to be aggressive and make deals to improve quickly…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 9:54 AM PST reply actions  

Interesting to see if any money changes hands and at a guess i’d imagine some must. If not then it’s a great deal for the Mariners and you’d have to question why the Cubs are making it.

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 18, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The Cubs were going to get rid of Bradley no matter what. Maybe they were afraid it would get to the point where no one was interested…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but Silva is pretty worthless and even costs a few million more. It’s not really any different to just cutting him.

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 18, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Silva might be less worthless pitching against NL competition. Yes, I am a true believer in the crappy league.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

With an ERA over 6 and 8 the last two years the NL would have to be like A ball for him to have much value. That said, they might be able to get some use out of him but i’d imagine anything will be a bonus.

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 18, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Turns out the Mariners are sending $9M and so the Cubs will end up saving $6M. Still seems like a very good move for the Mariners.

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 18, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it does. Mariners are going to win the AL West.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 18, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck

how fun would it be to have a good GM? They SUCKED last year, and this year they’re going to be at the top of the division. We’ve sucked for 5 years with no hope of ever getting better. The young guys who could help are stranded on the bench.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Could have sent them Rentarrhea.

/Haz Sad.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

That is going to be one very interesting division next year.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Still possible Bradley burns Seattle with “character issues” and, just as likely, the injury bug. If you DH him, what happens to Griffey, Jr.? I like the move, but it is rife with possible negatives.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

What happens to Ken Griffey Jr.?!?! The Mariners have about a thousand more important questions (including: “Coke or Pepsi?” and “Do we need any compact parking spaces in the player parking lot?”) than what to do with Ken Griffey Jr., a player who at this point in his career is being held onto more as a talisman than because of any actual production.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 18, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s a real good artist.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Notto is Natto’s evil twin.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD I"VE BEEN DUPED

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by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He wears a hat with an upside down N on it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve effectively got Bradley on a 2/6 deal so if he burns them it’s hardly the end of the world, they’ve not made a big financial commitment to him.

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 18, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, this all makes sense. As I said before, in my affirmation of the deal, I like the move.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont’ think Griffey jr was ever signed in the hope that he would be an every day player. And the alternative was probably eating the rest of Silva’s contract, so at least they’re getting potential value for him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit I wish we had Jack Zdurewhatever as our GM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, no matter who they put behind Ichiro-Figgins-Bradley, that dude is going to drive in a lot of runs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

JUNIOR FOR MVP!!!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

meh, they’ll all be injured by June 15th.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Could we possible interest them in a Renteria or Rowand to fill that role?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Knives, Forks, Spoons, Napkins

They got it all figured out.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, they better bat a good RBI guy there otherwise he won’t.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The impressive thing is that in Milwaukee, he was known for his ability to assess hitters – see Braun, Fielder, etc – but in a really quick period of time, he’s built the M’s into a solid pitching + defense team (which suits their ballpark, obviously).
Now, I imagine, he can turn his attention to their offense.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

As I recall is plan calls for the mostly pitching & Defense squads to hold the line while they develope hitters. Why can’t our GM have THAT ap on his phone istead of just Tirekicker2KK?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember when the Ms fans all freaked out when they moved Aumont to reliever last year? :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously. He added Milton Bradley, Chone Figgins, and Cliff Lee for about the price of one year of Barry Zito…

by GiantJay on Dec 18, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I haz a sad.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I just can't even imagine

where this team would be without Zito, Rowand and Rentarrhea. Over 40 million freed up and a subtraction of the 4th starter, worst hitter, and Mr. Mediocre.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I might try to pull for them as my AL team this year (this always backfires because I don’t have the attention span for two teams, but hey, I’ll root for them.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Two teaming it is easier when they have common enemies. I find it so easy to root for the Phillies at home games b/c 1/2 of their home games are against teams I hate (Marlins, Mets, Braves, Dodgers, Rockies, Etc)

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I can never root for NL teams though, we play them too much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Living in a town with a likable team its hard not to root for them. We only play them 6-7 times a year so its not that hard. Plus I have a in with season ticket holder.

But I will probably drop the Phillies when I move (hopefully to Seattle or Portland) and pick up the Mariners as my other team. but you never know how that works out. I thought I could toot for the Sox while I lived in New England, yea, that didn’t work out so well.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s why our Raider / Bengal mixed marriage works… we both despise the Steelers.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

and you both enjoy 4 win seasons? and jail?

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 18, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more into Giants and Sharks than any football, and his thing is the football so it all works out okay.

He’s been rooting for the Bengals since he was 5 or 6, I’ve followed the Raiders since I was 11ish.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

is he from Cincy?

Sorry for having missed this detail but I’m always curious about these diehard fans of random teams from other places.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 18, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Lookout Landing is a quality blog. That fact alone makes me want the M’s to succeed.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Dammit I wish we had Jack Zdurewhatever and coke, alope, mehoff, son 5, and the beanstalk as our GM

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 18, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You can say that again.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 18, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

So Johnson slipped out of Sabean’s hands.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

and right when he was getting close to being done

by Giant Voodoo on Dec 18, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

eww, just eww to you both

if there ever was a player with the last name of penis you guys’ heads would explode

i know, i know, twss…ugh

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 18, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL searching “penis” on baseball reference gets you 404’d. Searching anything else will at least bring up a page that says “we found 0 matches for your search query.”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it won't work out with the Yankees

A Johnson release could be rather satisfying

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 18, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Non-Roster Invitees

The Stockton Ports just released their list of “non-roster invitees to the A’s Spring Training Camp.” Anyone have anything on the Giants?

(We went to one Ports game last season and ended up on their mailing list. They are also doing a Las Posadas celebration on the 20th if anyone is interested.)

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Crap, sorry here’s the link: Ports non-roster invitees.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Phillies aren't waiting...
The Phillies picked up Jimmy Rollins’ $8.5MM option for 2011, according to Ed Price of AOL FanHouse. It’s interesting to see the Phillies pick the option up now; they could easily have preserved some flexibility by waiting.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

I like Rollins. I just don’t knwo why he is the leadoff hitter.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

even they dont want ass face leading off

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 18, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Photobucket

Les Plack = more chicks
Dingerz.exe League Champs 2009- The Rile Rods...managed by yours truly.

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 18, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

The Take Care, like it was for the Iranian Cyber Army, is the best part.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Was there ever any news coverage of that? Or was it just one of those things that if you didn’t experience it first hand [the twitter-hack] it didn’t happen?

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I might’ve seen something on the 11 o’clock news. The story was also on CNN.com. I try not to follow cable news.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Merope’s a computer nerd and was mildly interested, and I couldn’t really find anything on it. Ah yes…here’s the CNN thing.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/muffled sound

/Dark Sahdows

/NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what Neukom’s thinking about all this…

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

"WTF?"

or maybe, “DIVIDENDZZZ!”

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Will DIVIDENZZ!1 become a meme for the 2010 season?

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

lolcomment

from mlbtraderumors:

So San Francisco Giants Fan’s do not be ignorant Jonathan Sanchez even though he has a high ceiling we are giving you guys a 2nd baseman who has never been injured, plays the game hard, plays with his heart on the line, accepts the fact when he does something wrong and works on it to make it right the next time around and most of all he will be a player that you can not get enough of. He will be a fan favorite in no time so please know that a player of the caliber of Dan Uggla will not come cheap and Jonathan Sanchez alone will not fill the bill, though Jonathan Sanchez and a couple prospects can and probably will get a deal done. By the way if Uggs gets traded to you guys please continue to love this guy and continue to say !HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA!

HE PLAYS THE GAME HARD!

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 18, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

!HES A PLAYER I CANT GET ENOUGH OF HE’S NAMED IS DAN UGGLE!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

HIS NAME IS DAN QUAYLE. AND HE CAN SPELL!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how many posters here don’t know who Dan Quayle is.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I know that Doug liked to draw pictures of him.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Who told you?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 18, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody.

I found out somehow.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, it’s not our fault if groug leaves his journal out in the open in the secret compartment in his sock drawer.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Really, how does he expect us to stay out of his room when he LOCKS the door!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Patato, patatoe.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to know the answer.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you know when your political career is in the toilet? When your picture comes up with a Dan Quayle GIS>

/points to Bobby Jindal

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Is DAN UGGLA housebroken? Does he answer to his name?

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That makes hom more advanced than several of the kids in my class this year.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

and some of the McCoven.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

and most of my adult family

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m working on it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

He convinced me.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 18, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope that post isn’t driveing anywhere anytime soon.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

“though Jonathan Sanchez and a couple prospects can and probably will get a deal done”

I’m going to destroy something, I don’t know what yet, if they trade Dirty for Uggla.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, Sanchez for Hanley Ramirez…

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Why are you taking what some dumbass fan says seriously?

That trade is not even being considered…

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 18, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So NJ to the Yanks is official…

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

…and, says Haft:

The Giants’ short list of hitters they’d consider acquiring has become shorter. The same might go for their patience.

Publicly, the team’s front office maintains the sensible belief that free agents will become more affordable and trade negotiations might grow in flexibility as the offseason lengthens.

But first baseman Nick Johnson’s tentative agreement with the New York Yankees could signal to the Giants that the time to make their first major player move of the winter has drawn closer. It certainly hasn’t receded.

HALLELUJAH!!!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that Bradley’s gone, I hope the Cubs get him first.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

PODS IS COMING!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay! They’re going to panic now.

/walks to stariway
/puts helmet on

I’m ready

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

We haft to do something soon

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 18, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

No I don’t, and you can’t make me.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN Rumor Central: SF-Marlins talks hit snag

Yes, the Giants have talked to Florida about Dan Uggla, but the deal looks like a major longshot. “It’s not going to go down,” one source familiar with the discussions told ESPN.com’s Jerry Crasnick.

The first big obstacle is financial. The Giants are hamstrung by the Barry Zito and Aaron Rowand contracts, and Tim Lincecum is in line for a mega-raise after back-to-back Cy Young Awards. Uggla is expected to make in excess of $7 million in 2010, and would be tough for GM Brian Sabean to fit into the budget.

The Giants are also hesitant to move Jonathan Sanchez in an Uggla trade because it would deplete a team strength and leave Lincecum, Matt Cain and Barry Zito as the team’s only proven starters.

San Francisco continues to look at first base options (Lyle Overbay and Adam LaRoche) and third base alternatives (Miguel Tejada and Mark DeRosa), but they’re all too expensive for the Giants’ tastes at the moment. Sabean might just choose to wait and hope somebody falls into his lap for a reasonable price.

The Giants are also looking for a stopgap catcher to give Buster Posey a little more development time. Miguel Olivo and Rod Barajas are two possible fits.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, so, there’s no chance of the Giants improving this offseason.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh lord.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Neyer was on KNBR yesterday and said something to the effect that the Giants shouldn’t go all crazy for free agents this year, next years pool is deeper, and thus might be more affordable. Or some such nonsense, I was only half listening.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, the Giants will be out from under the Rowand/Zito contracts by then.

Woof.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 18, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Why not trade Zito for Uggla and pay for a hefty percentage of Zito’s contract? Oh yeah, nobody wants him.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I would guess Zeet’s has some form of “no trade” clause?

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I can picture Zeets accepting a deal to Miami.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Tubbs > Crockett

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

This is so true you won’t even believe it.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Tubbs’ Daytona had a very understated coolness about it, unlike Crockett’s billboard for anatomical compensation.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

oh you're talking about a car

At first I was like WTF

But then, I lol’d

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on Dec 18, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

wait

does this have something to do with Nash Bridges?

Do tell!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 18, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, so, there’s no chance of the Giants improving this offseason.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Lincecain window closing.

otherwise it’s a fine strategy.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 18, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 18, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

He just named every FA in that post.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

WE DIDN’T WANT HIM ANYWAY

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

$7 million is too much salary to take on?

Off-season over

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 18, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Cheap bastards.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Commitment to winning “the Giants way”

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

DIVIDENDZZZ!!

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Can someone explain

why we are courting old fat catchers when we have a potential rookie of the year candidate who will make 400K and we can’t apparently afford any offensive upgrades?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody wants to play for the Giants and if they do, they want more money than they’re worth and even more than the Giants are willing to overpay.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Unproven player is unproven.

by Merope on Dec 18, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside is no longer a rookie.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Olivo & Jacobs.

/ can’t decide to hold aching gut or head.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Always choose head.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 18, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

win

one of your finer catches in recent weeks.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 18, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Garko looks really good right now.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we sign him?

We totally should.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 18, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They should really see about re-signing him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

For more than he would have earned via arbitration!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 18, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hooray!!

Someone using re-signing correctly!

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 18, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Zito, Aaron Rowand and Edgar Renteria were not too expensive for the Giants’ tastes. Therefore, the Giants have bad taste buds.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

How did Sabean get re-upped?

Zito, Roberts, Rowand, Rentarrhea. How does he have a job?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He must have currently unpublished Pic’s. That is the easiest explaination.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It's like he was trying to slowly destroy the team.

I think last years overachievment in the WINZZZ column was the worst thing to happen to this organization since BLB took his last swing.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 18, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

There is something to this.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 18, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum, Cain, Sandoval

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 19, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Marichal, Perry, Mays

by wilriv21 on Dec 19, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Your Yankees 2014 All-Star Representatives

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 20, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Shift A

What have I missed?

I assume absolutely nothing.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 18, 2009 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

Milton Bradley is going to Seattle

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. Interesting.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 18, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We signed someone

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that's cool

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 18, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Sweet!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 18, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Duanel Jones is an awesome name.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 18, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It will be the best name on the Giants when he’s starting after Lincecum’s gone.

by Every6thDay on Dec 18, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If not signing meh FA means we sign more prospects I’m all for it.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 18, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants signed everybody.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Then traded them all for a starting catcher.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 18, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mariners have a new left fielder, so we can safely assume they won’t be committing tens of millions to Jason Bay. As Bart Hubbuch of the New York Post notes on his Twitter account, Bay’s options are disappearing. Hubbuch says resolution with the Mets “should be coming soon.” They’re currently waiting to hear back from Bay on their offer.

MLBTR comments now with reply function, allows for a more continuous flow of LOL

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 18, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

yay

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 18, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

welcome to the giants Jemaine Dye

LOL playoffs

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Dec 18, 2009 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

Giants add another Hacker!
Righty Eric Hacker, 27 in March, signed with the Giants. This year at various Double and Triple A stops he compiled a 4.45 ERA, 6.2 K/9, and 3.5 BB/9 in 147.6 innings. The Pirates acquired Hacker in May after the Yankees designated him for assignment.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 18, 2009 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

Look out, slop. You have another thing to worry about nightly!

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 18, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked up Hacker’s page on baseball-reference and it’s been taken over by an Iranian Government organization.

"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

by Goofus on Dec 18, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

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