RIDICULOUS poll (probably NSFW)

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 3:59 PM PST

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Poll

Which Animals Mating picture is the most full of win?

Mouse humping mouse

38 votes

Victorious lion

23 votes

Triumphant llama

46 votes

Rhino packin' serious heat

54 votes

Other (see comments)

3 votes

WTF kind of sicko are y- oh, nevermind, this is McCovey Chronicles

32 votes

196 votes | Poll has closed

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i think this wins

THIS is COURAGE!!!

http://68.142.200.12/us.f330.mail.yahoo.com/ya/securedownload?mid=1_10889_AHVFv9EAAFpwSYMn7gGsbyim0WA&pid=2.3&fid=Inbox&inline=1&cred=ADRnVN79ZEf0TlaNMOxKdgHW3KNwmV9jr.XQA0KAPrNwuTelnZKzGYlcJzBFVUIqMbnTg7S7IsaX0MemiBPtlQMm0fE6bYnkWv1unc0N.lvbBw—&ts=1260835787&partner=ymail&sig=XirK._fMOEoHkf2Qthft3w—

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 4:10 PM PST reply actions

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs

Winner!!!

I want my vote back.

by tyrannoman on Dec 14, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions

Interspecies is fine and good. What I want is inter… uh… I don’t know what the word would be. Mammal on reptile. Something like that. Or something avian humping a frog. Get it done hairball brass!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions

Here ya go. RIP

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Dec 14, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions

This guy sucks at life

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions

so…. many…. nightmares….

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions

I really hate this picture…I keep scrolling by it as fast as possible so I won’t have nightmares about that poor little fawn.

by tyrannoman on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions

it’s stuffed.

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Dec 15, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions

I bet it is. Nudge, nudge.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 15, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions

I know, but I can’t help but feel bad making a fawn pose with a stuffed Marilyn Manson.

by tyrannoman on Dec 16, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions

aw dang it… didnt work

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 4:12 PM PST reply actions

Yeah, I’m trying to log into your email account.

by tyrannoman on Dec 14, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions

Glad to see the shallots didn’t kill you, hairball.

by tyrannoman on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM PST reply actions

Celebrating

That, and the fact that I finished my Managerial Accounting class, and did okay on the final exam!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Dec 14, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions

YOU LEAVE PABLO’S PRIVET LIFE PRIVET!!!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

yessssss, now this is an orgy

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions

+1,000

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on Dec 15, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions

This is just full of wrong.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions

+1

Oh snap!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions

Zincecaingarnerchez (Zins-ě-keyn-gahrnər-chez)
1. A five-headed monster that turns grown men's legs into jelly.

by jordanovich on Dec 14, 2009 4:42 PM PST reply actions

Its a family of Gettingclosers!!!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions

awkward!

Lott's Prayer: Almost as many words as the Lord's Prayer, but the Lord wouldn't recognize any of them.

by Nosetackle Supreme on Dec 14, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions

they like to move it move it.

by tyrannoman on Dec 14, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions

Let’s all sleep in one big pile!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyorz7iIwA

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:55 PM PST reply actions

I probably shouldn’t click that while at work

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Dec 14, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions

Depends where you work

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions

I so need to clear my search history after this…

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions

Were those sounds being made by the turtle?

AWESOME!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions

Yes. When we went the SD Zoo we heard these loud grunts and had no idea what was going on. About 10 minutes later and probably 1/2 mile from when we 1st heard the grunts we saw large crowd of people. Well this is what we saw.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 15, 2009 6:42 AM PST up reply actions

Ww might need a runoff

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:57 PM PST reply actions

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 14, 2009 5:39 PM PST reply actions

llamas llamas llamas llamas

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 5:45 PM PST reply actions

hippos FTW

by sfoakbay on Dec 14, 2009 5:46 PM PST reply actions

hippos?

you went to public school didn’t you?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.

by j14 on Dec 14, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions

Oh god.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

by Ramah71 on Dec 14, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions

indeed

LOL ME

by sfoakbay on Dec 16, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions

humping hippos

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions

humping humping hippos

wasn’t that a game by Milton Bradley®

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 16, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions

The. Fuck. Is. Going. On?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 14, 2009 6:26 PM PST reply actions

And on...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 14, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions

wat

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Dec 14, 2009 7:27 PM PST reply actions

There is no action in this shot, but you can see the hunger in Bruce’s eyes and imagine what happened next….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 14, 2009 8:07 PM PST reply actions 2 recs

oh yea he LUSTS for Sabean. look at the love in his eyes…. Look at the way Sabean puts his fat fricken finger on his cheek! that a love sign! a match made in heaven!

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions

Next we see the "Pick a winner" shot...

…and a scorned and sobbing Bochy…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 14, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions

now we just need a sobbing bochy

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions

Uh-oh Bruce....Skeletons in your closet?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 14, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions

Free love Bochy

Those Europeans are so free when it comes to sex…Bochy back in his San Diego days used to indulge wherever he felt the need…This might be the real reason Brian brought him up north…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 15, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions

Ooh La La!

“Hey Sanchee, let me show you how the French celebrate a no-hitter!”

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 15, 2009 2:28 AM PST up reply actions

isn’t bochy irish?

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 15, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions

He’ll be whatever you want him to be, but he was born in France…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 15, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions

LOL

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 15, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions

Ha!

by TheLetter2 on Dec 17, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions

The human elements

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Dec 14, 2009 9:13 PM PST reply actions

i knew there was something going on with those two… although A-Rod has probably seduced the rest of the team too…

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 14, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions

Jeter gets topped by A-Rod’s little A-Rod

by KrazyKrabMeat on Dec 14, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions

So that’s why they call him Blew Lips.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Dec 14, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions

So….I miss a few days on McC and come back to various forms of animal intercourse and Bochy lusting after Sabean. This is such an interesting blog. Gotta love this place.

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Dec 14, 2009 9:37 PM PST reply actions

Somebody teach me how to put the picture in the body.

Here it is though.

by BucksForever on Dec 14, 2009 11:35 PM PST reply actions

It’s like the Doctor Zhivago of turtle humping videos

by grape on Dec 15, 2009 12:39 AM PST reply actions

you know, I really never though I’d see the Doctor Zhivago of reptile fornication, but there it is.

by tyrannoman on Dec 15, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions

You people are all nuckin futs

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 15, 2009 7:51 AM PST reply actions

TWSS!!!

Am I doin it right?

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 15, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions

TWHS

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 15, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions

the llama seems very proud of himself

by microwave donut on Dec 15, 2009 4:11 PM PST reply actions

What does NSFW mean anyway?

Not Safe For Women?

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 15, 2009 5:37 PM PST reply actions

Not Safe For Work

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 15, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions

That makes more sense

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Official McPokeMaster

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 15, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions

I would say these NSFW would also apply to you kids at school.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 15, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions

this post is NSFL

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 15, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions

many, many things on MCC are NSFL

by sfoakbay on Dec 16, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions

Totally NOT SAFE FOR LUST

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 17, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions

Wow. Just…wow.

What an interesting thing to come back to this site to see.

"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Check out the new look of SFDugout.com•

by BruteSentiment on Dec 15, 2009 7:12 PM PST reply actions

You know you like it

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 15, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions

You obviously do. 12 of your 20 total comments are on this thread.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 15, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions

Well its an interesting topic. Don’t judge me.

by nick217Giantsfan on Dec 16, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions

Needs more kangaroos.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 15, 2009 8:34 PM PST reply actions

What the hell is this post?

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 15, 2009 11:37 PM PST reply actions

Well...

…it ain’t rosterbation.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 16, 2009 7:22 AM PST up reply actions

maybe not for you…

by tyrannoman on Dec 16, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Dec 16, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions

finally, some slash

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 16, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions

Oh…so that’s what you want for Christmas, little girl?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 16, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions

I know, right?

by TheLetter2 on Dec 17, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions

I should’ve mentioned this to B Weezy.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 17, 2009 1:32 AM PST reply actions

Top secret Purple Row response: We’re really horrified by how nasty you Giants fans are, but we can’t use bad language! Animal fucking? Only in San Francisco! You’re on notice, McCoven! Look at those guys, they’re trolling their own blog!

OMG

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Dec 17, 2009 9:34 AM PST reply actions