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Assuming he's healthy, I would like to have Randy Johnson back as the fifth starter next year.
Yes. He might be an injury risk, but he's a good option if the price is right
710 votes
No. Too expensive.
167 votes
No. Too fragile.
352 votes
I'm not opposed to it, but I'd rather gamble on Smoltz/Bedard/Martinez/Glavine/Brewington
403 votes
Maybe, but if you'll excuse me, I just noticed that there is a free agent hitter without his very own FanPost!
153 votes

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Sure, if he was cheap-ish. His components were very good and his HR/FB screams fluke.

I’d give him $3-4M with incentives.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

+2

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

+3

Be nice to have an old-timer around for the kids, and he can still pitch, but can we really expect more than a handful of starts out of him?

by troymccluresf on Dec 14, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

+4

he’s my son, plus I like the Natto-made avatar

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

+2

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 14, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You know...

Grant’s pulling a fast one on us here. Whoever voted “No too expensive” is blowing it, becuase “Yes” comes along with a clause of “if the price is right.”

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No plus

Remember, xanthan hates the Giants. So he would want those who would hurt the team.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 15, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Trick question

How could the price be right, with our FO?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

Mind blown

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Like glass.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

or, put another way...

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Trick Question

How old is Barker really?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The Price Is Right really went downhill with Drew Carey as the host. With Bob Barker, it was a bunch of old women who just wanted to touch him competing on the show. With Drew Carey, it’s a bunch of college douchewaddles.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he hated Cats.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

bite me Munkustrap

who doesn’t hate that show?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

With Drew Carey, it’s a bunch of college douchewaddles he wants to touch.

Added detail.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 14, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Added accuracy, too.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Young girls flocked to him too

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this WalrusMan’s new van?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 14, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just going to hang out here until somebody finally puts up that FanPost about that Free Agent Hitter.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

I read that as ‘Free Agent Hitler’

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh sorry. That second T was a typo. You got it right.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

He must have been like, “Nobody is offering me a multi-year contract. Fuck it, I will kill everyone.”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I highly recommend you watch Eddie Izzard’s Dress to Kill if you haven’t already seen it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I will do that once finals are over… what’s up with the Red Sox, apparently they’re on the verge of making a move?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 14, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh… woof?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, that was cryptic.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, not “cryptic” so much as “also from Eddie Izzard’s Dress to Kill.” Which you haven’t seen.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

+a lot

I was lucky to have found a copy of this dvd at goodwill for $5. I had not seen it since high school. Just hilarious.

"It appears that Sabean is playing a game of chicken with Neukom wherein he elucidates the most outrageous things he could do as ML GM without getting fired." - cornball

by scout6 on Dec 14, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Eddie Izzard is hilarious. “I cannot get the trees… damn, I will kill everone in the world!”

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and... relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants?

by neurofarm on Dec 14, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that he makes the same inbreeding joke three times in that show. Once for the Royals. Once for the Nazis. And once for dogs. And it’s funny each time.

There is another joke he makes three times, but I can’t recall right now which one it is.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If you count the parts in French, then he makes a lot of the jokes at least twice. “Je suis un travesti executif.”

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and... relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants?

by neurofarm on Dec 14, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

True.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Which reminds me

I’ve started listening to The Russell Brand Show, and man, that guy is a lot smarter than he seems at first. I used to think he’s just annoying, but the show is pretty hilarious.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bring back Jamie Brewington!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

If the price is right, I could overlook the fragility issue and expensiveness issue. Huh?

by out machine on Dec 14, 2009 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

+1

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

John Lackey to the red sox?

by PiKAgiant on Dec 14, 2009 10:02 AM PST reply actions  

AAAwwww Soash, no Soash, it’s mine, c’mon Soash it’s mine.
Doubt he’s going to re-sign with LAA Anahiem.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh, Lackey aint anything special.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Johnson likely won’t return for a reasonable amount, therefore I voted “No. Too Expensive.”

by kaliber on Dec 14, 2009 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

I get the feeling he’ll probably retire.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope not. He’s awesome.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s He used to be awesome.

Watching Steve Carlton take his last rounds with the Giants in 86, before shuffling off to finally die in Minnesota in 88 was embarrassing. Watching Willie Mays with the Mets in the ’73 WS was humiliating for him. And even Spahn in 65 finally croaking in a Giants uniform was bad.

Johnson is pretty much done. When Carlton, Mays, Spahn and even Ruth hanging on too long just because they were “gate attractions” the money was nowhere near what it is now, and the guys needed to hang on as long as they could because they were going to have to get real jobs after baseball. Now, even a mediocre guy like Sean Casey manages to earn over 50 million in his career before he turns 40.

by E Ticket on Dec 14, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually still enjoyed watching him last season.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I did too. In about 1/3 of his starts. As for his 2 month summer vacation in Arizona? Not so much.

by E Ticket on Dec 14, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too, but I don't disagree with E Ticket.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably the best for all involved.

by kaliber on Dec 14, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Not from my point of view as a fan of pitching.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

My opinion lies somewhere in between those of cain1stballothof and kaliber.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

me too

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Smoltz/Bedard/Martinez/Glavine/Brewington

Done/Fluke (and fragile)/Done/ZOMGsofuckingdoneit’snotfunny/Who?

I vote yes to Big Angry, but will not be heartbroken if he isn’t there come spring.

Yo yo yo... I'ma letchoo finish, but Bochy and Sabean build the greatest lineups of all time. All time!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 14, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

I think he meant “flukeman.” Like in the X-Files.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and... relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants?

by neurofarm on Dec 14, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, so maybe Bedard’s not a fluke. The fragile part concerns me (though I’m also firmly in the pro-Nick Johnson camp, so what do I know?), and I worry that his 2007 is still inflating his perceived value (to Sabez, especially). TBH, I probably wouldn’t mind taking a flier on him (at the proverbial right price, natch).

But darn it, I just didn’t have room in my knee-jerk slash-list-of-disparagement for gray areas!

Yo yo yo... I'ma letchoo finish, but Bochy and Sabean build the greatest lineups of all time. All time!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Dec 14, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, he’s absolutely fragile, but that’s why he isn’t getting a 5/$80M contract. He’ll sign for a similar contract to Harden, which isn’t exactly cheap, so I’m pretty sure he’s out of the question.

He’d be freaking awesome if he stayed healthy, though.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Infecting his teammates with flatworm Bedard babies by biting them would be a downside, though.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t he allow a lot of hits?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And a lot of walks. And he’s lacking in grit.

by woomikee on Dec 14, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hits I can forgive. Walks? Fine, its not like those count for anything anyway.

But a lack of grit?

Good day sir.

by Wazl on Dec 14, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

he refuses to throw more than 100 pitches per start. No way the Giants would ever be interested.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 14, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If we got Bedard

We’d have 4 guys with 10+ K/ per game stuff…and Barry Zito

by Gobroks on Dec 14, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure cain has 10 K/per game stuff

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

No

Even under the best of circumstances “in their prime” pitchers have a tough time returning from labrum tears. There is no way Johnson is going to contribute to any major league club in 2010.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 14, 2009 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t worry, any deal with the Giants would include a thorough exam from the Giants medical staff.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

“Your arm hurts when you do this?”

/medical examiner makes throwing motion

“Then don’t do that!”

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Randy Johnson does not visit Doctors or care for their opinions about his arm.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Randy Johnson is Bill Brasky!!!! The First Most Interesting Man in the World.

Randy Johnson reconstructed his rotator cuff three times. Without peeking, even.

by E Ticket on Dec 14, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Randy Johnson went in to get his knee drained, and the doctors removed two liters of 1985 Dom Perignon.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah Yes. 1985. Celebrating Johnson’s first social security check

by E Ticket on Dec 14, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

/Giants Medical Examiner schedules RJ to have rib removed

/Noah Lowry injures elbow while throwing a punch at the Medical Staff trying to help RJ to escape

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by j14 on Dec 14, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Hell, they’ll even get a second opinion from the Warriors’ medical staff.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Sad thing is that I got my thumb repaired by the Giants’ orthopedic surgeon and I thought he was alright. Now I’m just waiting for it to implode on me.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend mr. grape

with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Little known fact

The Giants medical staff is led by Dr. Spaceman

by snafu on Dec 14, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the Giants medical staff is led by this doctor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka0_wc4n8oc

The Giants just don’t want him to be blunt with them.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“Do we all see the little black boy in the corner?”

Merry Christmas, McCoven. YOU DRINK YOUR DAMN EGGNOG

by goGSW24 on Dec 14, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

love that show

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be in favor of re-signing The Big Unit unless we can simultaneously trade one of our young prospects for nothing in return, then release Johnson after three starts.

/Sabean

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Dec 14, 2009 10:26 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That would make sense since Bruce Bochy can’t see eye-to-eye with Randy Johnson.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I would expect this kind of joke for Howie. For shame.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 14, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

If it matters, I cringed as I was typing it.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Johnson also means Penis.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

“Talk to the penis because the ears are in the upper atmosphere.”

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 14, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I would expect that kind of joke from Goofus. For shame.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I would expect this kind of comment from AndYour…oh

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 14, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

We may have just lost TK to Seattle.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Although I guess if losing Tomko didn’t send her away, losing Eliezer won’t either.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

/swings for fences

He was kinda fun to watch.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, 18 whole walks!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

WE NEED HITTERS THAT HIT FOR POWER, NOT TAKE WALKS!

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheaters.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL I WASN’T SURE IF YOUD GET IT

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Bengie had more dingers so he was clearly better than Alfonzo.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

These are 2010 projections, by the by.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Mets

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Citifield seems to be a pretty tough park to hit in. Molina could really tank there.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Could? Will.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

But VROOOOOOOOOM!

(Did I do that wrong?)

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I was guessing that was from sometime during late 2008, ‘cause that’s the only time as a Giant Bengie had 18 walks.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That, coupled with the cheap deal to John Buck, makes the Pudge and Kendall signings look even more abysmal.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping the Giants would pick up Buck. I think he’s pretty bad on defense.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I would also make zillion Uncle Buck references.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s the word on the street at least.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Blue Jays win.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Fun!

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised Bengie’s OBP was that high.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Dec 14, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Is projected to be that high, I mean.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Dec 14, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes me wonder if projection systems adjust for position. Seems to me that 35 y-o catchers should not be expected to do anything other than decline rapidly.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

bring him back, get 10- 15 starts out of him, then let madbum finish the second half

Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 14, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

HE WILL TEACH MADBUM HOW TO PITCH!

/ogc

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

irl lol

UR DOIN IT WRONG

/splodes shoulder

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

HE WILL TEACH MADBUM HOW TO GROW A MULLET!

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Dec 14, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Tim could carve up an epic one.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be awesome, but he’d need a thin, teenager-type stache to go with it.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 14, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I WILL TEACH LINCECUM HOW TO DO THIS!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to make a facial hair joke but you beat me to it.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

One day my beard will be full and glorious. And on that day, I’ll be sure to post a photo of it here.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Good luck, though. The whole puberty thing can be rough.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully it’ll be over by the time I hit 26.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I found that picture

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well-played.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

sweet!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Nightmare fuel!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

BEST FANS IN BASEBALL

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 14, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe Buck

looks small in that picture.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

What the hell?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

AMERICA

FUCK YEAH

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Saw him at the Westfield mall last night. The hair was waving and he was skinner than ever.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Dec 14, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm watching some more of the 2008 Giants-Rockies game I purchased from iTunes

The Rockies announcers are horrible. A few highlights:

1) They’re praising Ubaldo Jimenez for pitching smarter by not getting as many strike outs (keeps his pitch count down).
2) They LOVE to talk about “ribbies.”
3) They featured a STATS leaderboard – highest batting average since May 6 (the game was played on May 21)
4) The color commentator just made an extended joke about how, if Bengie is playing against one of his brothers who’s in a slump, he should help his brother get out of the slump by telling him what pitch is coming, in exchange for a Christmas present.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

The Rockies do have horrible announcers. Come to think of it, most of the NL West bugs me. I think the Diamondbacks are the worst.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Announcers are almost uniformly bad all over baseball, at least relative to ours. MLBtv/Extra Innings magnifies it so much.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Mark Grace should be shot in the face.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Grace Under (heavy) Fire!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I would perfer a ball gap with alock on it. Maybe we can get a price break if we order a couple gross of them.

Come here Mr. Buck Jr. this will not hurt me a bit.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

… make that a ball gagg with lock on it.

/ trudges off to Grammar Sin Bin.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

So I didn’t cancel my mlbtv after September as in years past and was charged 20 bucks for October. Anyone know what that is about??

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Dec 14, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

They're scam artists

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Dec 14, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget Jerry Coleman!
Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
And Kansas is at Chicago tonight or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas leads in the eighth four-to-four.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I listened to the Eagles game on the radio last night. The guy contradicted him self in consecutive sentences at least 20 times.

For example:

And Vick walks into the end zone. Actually he dived, but he walked until the one.

And

We have had alot of inquires and yes the McCoy touchdown was sponsored by Ardmoore BMW.

Other Guy: People asked about that?

No, the producer asked.

Man, was I happy when the person I was picking up at the airport arrived.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

  1. is just amazing. Santa Molina!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

post fail, #4

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I stayed in a beautiful B & B in Santa Molina just the other weekend — it’s lovely this time of year.

by dmunk on Dec 14, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, despite #1, they praised Dave Righetti earlier because he “doesn’t believe in pitch counts.”

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Anything to keep those K’s down, really.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

DO WANT BEDARD

if he’s not too costly. Younger, and more upside. If he turns it around that could be an awesome signing.

If not him though, then RJ. None of those other guys are interesting to me.

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by bondslegend on Dec 14, 2009 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

Randy Winn rated!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?id=4740695

He’s the 80th best player of the 2000’s according to Rob Neyer. Also on the list: Barry Bonds (3), Jeff Kent (33), Barry Zito (48), Ray Durham (71), and Edgar Renteria (74)

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 14, 2009 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Pujols is great, AROd too, but putting anyone other than Bonds at number one on that list is silly.

by Evan on Dec 14, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

+25

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet he seems to think he needs to defend ranking Bonds that high

Meh.

Also, Rob Neyer once called me stupid via email for thinking Jeff Kent was for real.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Kent is for fake. Just admit it already.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The whole tale

He had written an article for espn.com making predictions for the 2000 season. He was dismissive of the Giants having a chance to win the west because, he said, two things would inevitably happen: Barry Bonds would have a stint on the DL and Jeff Kent would come back down to earth and his production would decline. I emailed him saying that seemed pretty silly, since Bonds had only had one DL stint in seven years with the Giants to that point, so him getting hurt was hardly inevitable, and that, since he became a Giant, people had said he was playing over his head and he was about to fall off a cliff every year, but in fact he kept getting better.

He wrote me back a really cranky email, saying something like, “So, Kent’s just going to keep getting better every year, forever? That’s pretty stupid.” I think he blocked my email address then, because when I tried to clarify that no, in fact, I didn’t believe that, it bounced.

He was probably having a bad day. But I think it was pretty funny.

And by the way: the Giants won the NL West, Barry Bonds didn’t go back on the DL for several more years, and Kent had the best year of his career in 2000. TAKE THAT ROB NEYER!!!

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve sparingly emailed him back and forth a few times and he seemed like a nice enough guy. I think he’s one of the better ESPN guys.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like him okay. I was a bit taken aback by how cranky that email was (which is why it’s stuck with me, aside from the fact that I think it’s funny).

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU IDIOT!

I should write more cranky emails.

by xanthan on Dec 14, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he just took an instant disliking to you…probably saved him a lot of time.

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by Goofus on Dec 14, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

interestingly enough the nicest emailer I have encounterd is Jon Heyman, I emailed a correction to an article in which he said Jorge De La Rosa was homegrown.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Counter point

I think Bonds not playing in 2008 and 2009 was the biggest factor in those guys beating him since it’s “the decade”.

With 20/20 hindsight, if I could have one of those guys contributions for the decade, I’d probably take ARod. (All 10 seasons + defense)

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by Goofus on Dec 14, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT ROIDZ

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Pujols I am ok with. Bonds only played 7 years

Arod..WTF MAN

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Pujols missed a year too. I think ARod vs. Bonds is probably closer.

by Evan on Dec 14, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds can carry a team

ARod does cool stuff like this:

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

high fiving opponents during the game

SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a purse hanging off his elbow?

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Dec 14, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a European shoulder bag.
It was a gift.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You sir, are watching too much tv.

by Merope on Dec 14, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My new tactic for dealing with Sabean it rott my brain out as fast as possible so he can’t hurt it any more.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember checking a Yankees site after that play

The folks there were all like, “Yeah, what a great play, smart player, I love this!!!!”

And then when the call was righty reversed, they FREAKED OUT.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Not silly

I think it’s more “fucking insane”

it’s only because he doesn’t have a ring.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I'm insane...

since I’d prefer 6,708 PAs and stellar defense at a premium position during the decade from ARod as opposed to 4,072 PAs and a lot of less-than-stellar defense from Bonds in LF.

Put it this way, if you could go back in time to before the 2000 season and pick one guy to have on your team for the next 10 years knowing Bonds was going to give you NOTHING in 2004, 2008 and 2009, would you still take Bonds over ARod?

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by Goofus on Dec 15, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Would I take the younger guy over the older guy if I knew I could sign him to a 10-year contract? Sure.

by Every6thDay on Dec 15, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You probably mean 2005, not 2004.

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by Natto on Dec 15, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Just for fun

Bonds in the 00’s: 322/.517/.724
Rodriguez in the 00’s: .304/.401/.587

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by Natto on Dec 15, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Bonds average is inflated by all those walks. He cheated the game… in so many ways!!!!!

by Every6thDay on Dec 15, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Obviously you have a point with the PA’s, but the “stellar defense” part seems pretty random and cherry-picky.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 15, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

Rodriguez only played a premium position through 2003.

3B still > LF, of course.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course

I’m still baffled as to why the Yankees thought it made sense to keep Jeter at SS over Rodriguez.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not baffled. It’s Jeter after all.

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by Natto on Dec 15, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, yes

“Baffled” is the wrong word. What I mean to say is that it was kind of dumb.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

UZR 2002-2003

Jeter: -0.2, -2.2
Rodriguez: 12.6, 10.9

Looking at Rodriguez on Fangraphs, I didn’t realize how much his defense has declined. He’s been in negative territory 3 of the last 4 years.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

HIP!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 15, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

HIPPER THAN HIP

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 15, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Also it ignores the biggest problem of the oughts in regards to Bonds: outside of Jeff Kent (2000 is the exception, with Burks and Snow also producing), the Giants offense was a collection of spare parts with the occasional garage sale find (apologies to Rich Aurilia and, to a lesser extent, Jose Cruz, Jr.)

by Every6thDay on Dec 15, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

WAR:

Bonds: 44.5
A-Rod: 59.6
Pujols: 63.5

Doing a rough calculation if you add their 2000/2001 seasons Bonds still appears in 3rd (although obviously a lot closer), Pujols in 2nd and A-Rod in 1st. And that seems to match with my expectations to be honest. It’s not a disparagement to Bonds at all, he just hasn’t played as much as the other guys.

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by GiantFan on Dec 16, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

LOList

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

JETER WAS ROBBED

Although he’s still in the top 5.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Best All Around Player of All Time

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I’m completely serious.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU CANT B SEERIUZ

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by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I was being completely serious.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

/sigh.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oww

I fell into the chasm

by Gobroks on Dec 14, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Does he have Jeter’s intangibles and captaintudes? I don’t think so!

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

im gonna throw out Roberto Clemente

Now batting catcher Buster Posey
my dream for 2010

by sanfrankid on Dec 14, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Solid pick

Sad story.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Honus Wagner!

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Dec 14, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Helton really underrated for his glove?

He’s won multiple Gold Gloves, and any broadcaster invariably brings up his defense when talking about him.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay!

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

He's been the most impressively stable pitcher around

I don’t know if there’s a Cal Ripken equivalent for pitchers, but I have to imagine that Zito is getting close to that level.

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by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?!

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by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

He hasn't missed a start

In like 9 years. When I said stable, I only meant physically.

I don’t know if there’s a way to measure starting pitchers endurance, but Zito would rank high, I’m sure.

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by GiantPain on Dec 15, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

BARRY “MAYTAG” ZITO

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I guess

throwing 85 is the way to go for pitchers I suppose.

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by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

For reference:

Nick Johnson total WAR, 2002-2009: 17.4
Barry Zito total WAR, 2002-2009: 22.3

Eighty percent of winning is just showing up. Zito provides a lot of value because he just doesn’t miss games.

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by GiantPain on Dec 15, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs more Will Clark

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t the Aughts go from 00’ to 09’? then the teens from 10’ to 19’, and so on.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Dec 14, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Since theoretically 1 was the first year, a decade should be, for example, 01-10.

However:

- By this standard, for example, 1980 was part of the 70s, and that’s just weird.
- The whole calendar is off a few years, and anyway it didn’t come into effect until long after what we consider to be the year 1.
- It’s all arbitrary anyway.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

/had this debate with Mayor recently; also the “real millennium” thing.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

How did it feel to win an argument with Gavin Newsom?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling thats pretty easy.

Also, I don’t think Newsom is jcb9’s mayor.

Also, also Newsom gave a speech at the school I work for a couple months ago…wierd.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Richard M. Daley used to be my mayor. I’d love to win an argument with him – he’s a bit of a schmuck.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

A decade is by definition 10 consecutive years, where they start is a matter of convention.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

2000
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9 (the tenth year)

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 14, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Cookyman: He man, I have a meeting at 5:15, what’s the time?

jcb9: You got time, it’s only 2:30.

/cookyman is late to meeting, because it was actually 4:30, and loses his job, house, wife, and dog.

Cookyman: WTF man?!

jcb9 : Eh, the 24 hour system is arbitrary anyway.

Time is arbitrary. The metric system is arbitrary. Baseball rules are arbitrary. Deal with it.
 

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus you owe me a new job, house, wife, and dog.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I am dealing with it!

I don’t care if people consider the current decade to be 2001-2010, or what’s the “real millennium.” You’re the one who was OMG RAGE!!!! about it in this case!

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow there, come down man.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

jcb9 is actually He-Man?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He has the power.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, here I am last week

http://monsterdonut.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/he-man.jpg

(just posting the link because big image is really big)

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think thast BeastMaster

http://www.runjenrun.com/archives/beastmaster-thumb.jpg

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No way, dude!

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By the Power of Gayskull!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you got that wrong.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That looks right to me.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

"powerskull"

do not post GIS results…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Like this?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

again

ixnay on the earch-say

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ARRRRRRRRRR!!!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The day I ban you will be sweet

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 14, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

I made that Photoshop!

It’s Greg Papa’s head on Scott Steiner’s body.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Cookyman is angry.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Angrieman?

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

JCB9 RUINED MY LIFE

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

COOKYMAN MURDERED THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ANGER IS A SOMETIMES EMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

There is no year 0 in the calender, so the original Aughts were years 1-10. Skip 2000 years forward, and the new Aughts are 2001-2010.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

There was too a year Zero! I saw the movie. Michael Cena was terrible in it =)

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by ringleader3 on Dec 14, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/refuses to fall in….

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There also wasn’t a September 3rd-13th in 1752, incidentally.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How do YOU know?

Were you THERE?

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by EliminateMe on Dec 14, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

"There also wasn’t a September 3rd-13th in 1752, incidentally."

Next thing you’ll tell me my horoscope is off.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Dec 14, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thus

the 1920’s are from 1921-1930.
the 1930’s are from 1931-40

etc.

Right?

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Naahhh

The ’30s are the ten years where you say “thirty.”

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Dec 14, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

no

that would make them the tens and their all ten years long so theyre all tens omigod what will we do

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The discussion with Mayor, by the way

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/12/1082013/open-rockies-phillies-thread#22715295

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

Looks like me and Mayor made the exact same points. Arbitrary logic is still logic.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

True enough

But in this case it’s arbitrary, inaccurate, and also kind of pointless. You won’t lose your job, wife, kids, dog, and sexuality because of what decade someone thinks it is.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You might! Says it right there in my heartbreaking story.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that was for time. You could also come up with something for decades, I guess – like, maybe you’re in Compton chilling with Dr. Dre, and the Crips have said that they’ll kill anyone who hangs out with Dre in the 2020s, and you’re there on December 31, 2020, thinking you’ve still got an hour to get out of there, but BOOM! It’s a 187.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re starting to get it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG…the Mayor is a secret agent for Israel and he is using McCC to relay messages to his handler “The Cookyman”!

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

/calls Ryan Phillipe

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So THAT explains the “UNDER COVER FOR THE MOSSAD” t-shirt, sweatshirt, and cap he wore to the night at the yard.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The decade convention refers to a certain number: the 7 in 1973 or the 3 in 1834. We are not referring to the 201st decade since the start of the modern calendar, in which case your objection would be relevant, but to the series of 10 years that have the same number in the tens place.

Or, to put it another way: 2010 is not part of the 2000s decade. How could it be? Naming a decade for a year that’s not even in it is really really dumb.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 14, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I would like to sign up for this grougthink.

Proud father of Barry Bonds.

by Sabertooth on Dec 14, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww man, who deleted the Bonds Wasn’t That Good post? I was going to replace the filler with something hilarious.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

Dammit. I didn’t know that.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 14, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t even going to be about potatoes this time.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

What was the argument that Bonds Wasn’t That Good?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Or was it just a straight troll?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

it was me, actually

… so, kind of a troll i guess.

   at the time i first viewed the poll, bonds was in 5th place for votes. i was simply trying, not well, to make a point of how the rest of the country views bonds.

by giantdonkey on Dec 14, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a link to an espn.com thing.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

So something someone else had written?

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to paraphrase.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked having Randy on the staff, but I think he is going to cost too much for his fragility.

I went with gamble on others.

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by scout6 on Dec 14, 2009 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

I like the idea of Johnson or someone similarly fragile who will inevitably give way to Bumgarner. And, no, this is not a dick joke.

by Dan from NM on Dec 14, 2009 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

How about a triple Johnson! ( Kelly, Nick & Randy !)

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I say yes

If you can’t gamble on an injury risk as your fifth starter, where can you gamble?

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by EliminateMe on Dec 14, 2009 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

With your starting catcher when you aren’t carrying a backup on your roster.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pssh

Yeah, like any major league team would try that.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 14, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

IT WAS ONLY FOR TWO WEEKS IN APRIL! WE WERE ON A BREAK!

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Dec 14, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

With your trainer’s testicles?

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by Goofus on Dec 14, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

My Son!

Of course.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

OT: Sawx pick up Lackey (wtf?)

Indication that Buchholz is packaged to San Diego?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Wouldn’t mind Gonzalez leaving the NL West. Deal supposedly around 5 years/$85m.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

For Lackey, that is.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also OT: Roy Halladay spotted in Philly. Rumors of another three-way trade, this time between the Phillies, Jays and Mariners (or Angels). Probably something like Halladay to Philly, Cliff Lee to the M’s (or Angels) and prospects to the Blue Jays.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/10523430/Sources:-Jays,-Phils-talk-Halladay-Lee-blockbuster

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

I want to shoot myself now.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 14, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m getting impatient waiting for the Giants to make a move.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it

It hurts to wait, but the longer the better in terms of getting a good deal on players we need.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. With few exceptions, patience is a virtue with the Giants FO.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, hate to break it to you

I think you should make a sandwich while you wait. Probably a few thousand of them for the rest of the McCovenites, while you’re at it

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer ham & swiss.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Six inch Spicy Italian on Italian Herb, toasted with Swiss, topped with sweet onion sauce, cucumbers, peppers, onions, jalapeños and pepperoncinis.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

/straightens tie

Cucumbers have no place in a sandwich

/awaits for onslaught

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

you are correct

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure they do. Right on top of the meat.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

so close

needs moar honey oat bread

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

regular salami and swiss

no mayo
dutch crunch
heated up

Roxie FTW!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I want a pie sandwich

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 14, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds kinky.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I’m fat.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman:

cliff lee told phillies "no discount.’’ halladay may be willing to come for less than santana. deal appears at hand.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried to think of what the Giants would give up to get in this deal

I had Lee coming to the giants and bumgarner to the jays for halladay to the phillies

but then i was just like, why wouldn’t we just trade bumgarner for halladay straight up

then my brain hurt

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by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

so you’d give madbum for 1 year of lee or halladay ?

by giantdonkey on Dec 14, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess?

I don’t know, I wasn’t really thinking straight.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

More Heyman
3-way trade agreed to with halladay going to phils, cliff lee to mariners. phils trying to lock up roy now.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why wouldn't the Ms just trade for Halladay?

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by jponry on Dec 14, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they had enough prospects to satisfy Toronto.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

heyman just said he’s not 100% that it’s lee.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadddly...

I have finally reached the point I don’t want the Giatns makeing trades- period. At least tell there is a different set of arse checks in GM chair. Since Jan of 2003 the record is pretty clear Sabean just can’t successfully execute a trade worth keeping. And even his rental trades have been brutal. His non suck trades have been Morris for Davis and Torrealba for Winn.

And he screwed up Davis trade by turning it into a rental. That I reoccurring theme with players he acquires that are under team control for more than a couple months after the trade. The only player, Since Jan. 2003, I can think of under team control for more than a couple months that spent longer in the system is Ford.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The only player, Since Jan. 2003, I can think of under team control for more than a couple months that spent longer in the system is Ford.

Herges, Denker, Pichardo.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Good spot on Herges ( turning into Doug DeVore mid 2005).

Pichardo was nice catch as well. ( I didn’t know the Giatns had a Pichardo in the latye 50’s as well)

Denker was a year an 2 months in the system.

Glanceing at Sey Hey’s list. The mighty Chulk hung arround a bit as well.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That was late 2002.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sire why not count him. That is still only 5 players out of 40 that were not resigned as free agents or other wise not with the franchise for more than 1 season. Pretty darn pitiful even for ablind squirrel.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Since 2003 (Not including 2009)

Jim Brower / Matt Blank
Ben Washburn
Mike Wilson
Matt Herges
Sidney Ponson
Eric Young
A.J. Pierzynski
Dustan Mohr
Leo Estrella and Wayne Franklin
Ricky Ledee and Alfredo Simon
Dave Burba
Mickey Lopez
Jed Hansen
LaTroy Hawkins and cash
Doug DeVore
Randy Winn
Steve Randolph
Kelvin Pichardo
Ben Cox
Dusty Bergman and Ronnie Ray
Steve Kline
Steve Finley
Carlos Hines
Jose Flores
Shea Hillenbrand and Vinnie Chulk
Mike Stanton
Travis Blackley
Randy Messenger
Rajai Davis and a PTBNL: Stephen MacFarland
Travis Denker

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Davis Sux

He went 1-18 one time, and that was all the Giants needed to see. The Giants should have cut their losses on Garko after 18 AB, too; he had 100 too many for a part time player.

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by TMOX on Dec 14, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Chasm Sense is Tingleing!!

And Rowand, with his contract, has been such a kick arse move and wisdom incarnate!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure what to think.

  1. Halladay better than Lee
  2. Lee younger and cheaper
  3. Taylor and Brown are awesome prospects

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Answer

I guess Lee and Amaro were at a standstill over an extension, and Amaro always wanted Halladay anyway. Nice trade, but I’m surprised they didn’t use Sabean as the ‘confused about three-way trades GM’ in the trade, ala Josh Byrnes in the Yanks-Tigers deal.

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by TMOX on Dec 14, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m supposed to give up good shit for nothing right??? Thats how three ways work? All the three ways I’ve been in I just end up giving and giving

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

My first priority is Nick Johnson

Then signing Randy will come down to roster and payroll.

I’m not sure if there’s room for two Johnsons

/work here is done

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by Goofus on Dec 14, 2009 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

/oblig TWSS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
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by ringleader3 on Dec 14, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to throw in a line about you clearly not being a fan of ‘exotic pictures’, but it’s a little offensive.

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by TMOX on Dec 14, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It all comes down to how ready the Giants are for some serious DP action.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Renteria’s usually good for a DP.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 15, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Except for, you know, turning them.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 15, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

good luck to randy winn

 who according to mlbtr, is looking for a starting OF gig. i hope he likes tacoma or portland.

by giantdonkey on Dec 14, 2009 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

I went with too expensive, given that we paid him almost as much per pitch ($5,305) as Zito ($5,774). Then again, I guess we paid Lowry infinity dollars per pitch.

Yes, I know it’s a stupid argument, but I’m sleep deprived from finals.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

wow. nice work if you can get it.

 it’s not like it has to be a good pitch to get paid either.

by giantdonkey on Dec 14, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sitting on his hands!

by chilibean_3 on Dec 14, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait a second… those aren’t his!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

rotorueter tells me he was walking around with Ned Colletti’s hands in his back pockets.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I think he shared a lot of knowledge with our pitchers, especially with Sanchez. He’s fun to watch and no worse than any of the other options out there.

by Into the Void on Dec 14, 2009 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Mariners-Phillies-Jays agreed to a trade that would send Lee to the M’s and Halladay to the Phillies. Phillies and Halladay working out an extension now.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

The word came from Heyman first, so take that however you want to.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Rover

Damn. What are the M’s sending over?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 14, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No work on that. You would think that all the prospects from the phils and M’s would be going over to the Jays in such a deal

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

english fail

*word

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I can’t think of what the M’s would give up, other than Aumont and maybe Tyson Gillies or Alex Liddi. I don’t know that they have a ton of really really good prospects.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 14, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

/goes to Lookout Landing for epic Bumgarner-called-up-style freakout

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 14, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Aumont? Morrow?

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by jponry on Dec 14, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Morrow

Always forget about him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 14, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

LOCAL BOY

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d think Morrow for sure. I wonder if the Jays were able to get Drabek?

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Drabek is the most untouchable player in the philly system for some reason.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Morrow IS better than Lincecum!

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

M’s==competent GM.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That still sounds wrong.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s wait and see how much they gave up and whether or not they can re-sign Lee. Not that it’s ever a bad thing to add a player like him, but if it’s only for one year that could get sketchy (and they still have a pretty poor offense).

That said, he seems like he’s doing a great job.

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by jponry on Dec 14, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It helps that he has a lot of $$, too. The M’s shed about $50m of payroll to Jarrod Washburn, Miguel Batista, Kenji Johjima, among others.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course if Sabean had $50m to spend, we’d have signed Podsednik and LaRoche by now.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL..what’s a competent GM?

by DFAAurillia on Dec 14, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

A guy who’s focusing on OBP and good SP. Basically doing shit right.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly we could have.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

At “The Christmas Tree Shop”.

Never understood that store or the obsession with it.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve got the SP right…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget OF defense.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 14, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I never forget of that.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

This will please King Felix.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats a nasty 1-2 punch

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by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Felix vs Lincecum
Lee vs Cain

of course their offense would dominate

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ken griffey jr is their cleanup hitter atm.

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by jponry on Dec 14, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiteside is ours.

shudders

by speckops on Dec 15, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

IIRC they are much like us in that their lineup is geared towards defense.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 15, 2009 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuckin’ right too, King Felix and Cliff Lee. That’s true fucking epicness on every level.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what they said about King Felix and Bedard too.

by Evan on Dec 14, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Bedard was good when healthy, just sighhhhh

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by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

 ONE TWO COCKPUNCH!

by EnglishMariner on Dec 14, 2009 4:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Best 1-2 by CHONE RoR:

Halladay/Hamels – 99
Lincecum/Cain – 93
Hernandez/Lee – 92
Sabathia/Pettitte – 90
Greinke/Meche – 88

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

What about the 1-2-3 punch of Lincecum/Greinke/Meche?

Oh, wait. LOL Royals.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d be terrified of Lincecum/Hernandez/Lee. LOL Seattle.

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by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

But if they had Lincecum, they might not’ve done the Lee deal.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand, knowing Seattle

They probably would’ve switched Lincecum back and forth between the rotation and the bullpen four times.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Although Timmy >>>>>>> Morrow.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

(give or take a few dozen more >’s)

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

And Aumont.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm impressed with Boston's rotation now

Beckett/Lester/Lackey (third starter at best!)/Matsuzaka/Bucholz. Top to bottom that’s pretty strong.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Dec 15, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

ITA. I expect those guys to rank as the best 5-man rotation once the dust settles. At least by these projections.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Best 1-2-3:

Halladay/Hamels/Blanton – 129
Sabathia/Pettitte/Burnett – 122
Beckett/Lester/Lackey – 120
Lincecum/Cain/Sanchez – 114
Buerhle/Peavy/Danks – 113
Greinke/Meche/Bannister – 113
Lee/Hernandez/Snell – 112
Vazquez/Jurrjens/Hanson – 111

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Snell really drags them down.

by Every6thDay on Dec 15, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep forgetting the White Sox have Peavy now.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Their 1-4 is the most balanced in terms of RoR:

40
37
36
35

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

As a reference point, Cain’s RoR is 36.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Impressive

Kenny Williams is such a weird GM. He does a lot of WTF-type stuff, but then he assembles that kind of a rotation. Hey, that sounds like Sabean, too.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Kenny is much better. If Sabes was running the White Sox, he wouldn’t have lasted 13 years as a GM. Plus, I like how Kenny isn’t afraid to get in Selig’s face to lobby for things like instant replay.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Still: three years for replacement-level Teahen, trading Carlos Lee for Scott Podsednik, etc.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

and a world series title.

Who here would not trade many years of stupid moves if we’d fluked into a WS title?

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by DrStankus on Dec 15, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I might send a fruitcake to Sabes if we win the WS next year…

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

wait

the chisox got Juan Pierre now?

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by DrStankus on Dec 15, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

it's an all-bad contracts outfield!

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Although the Dodgers ate like half of Pierre’s deal, so that bad contract isn’t really Chicago’s problem.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

the set isn't complete

without a Rowand to complete the set!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 15, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

When I first read about that move this morning I to double checked my coffe mug to see it there was anyting extra in it.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 15, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Do we know who the Bums are getting back?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 15, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Two PTBNL.

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by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

They also seem to be thinking it may be Hamels and not Lee. I wouldn’t make that trade if I were the Philly’s.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You wouldn’t want Doc and Lee in your rotation?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hamels is too good and cheap to give up on. Lee has 1 year left.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

before the trade, lee still only had one year left. If halladay is signed to an extension, then it’s like replacing hamels for halladay in your rotation

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hamels isn’t particularly cheap and only has 1 more year over Lee. It’s hard to project what he’ll do in 2010.

09:$4.35M, 10:$6.65M, 11:$9.5M

Maybe it’s the desperation of being a Giants fan but I’d take 1 year of Doc + Lee and a clear shot at winning the WS while their offense is still relatively intact.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in agreement with you, you don’t have to sell me

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But he could make a lot of money selling you.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No U! Sorry, I was replying to Speedforthewin.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

?

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

@#$!!!
I was replying to…(scrolls up and looks at post…looks again…looks again…)say hey nation.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hamels is a super 2.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The phillies seem to be down on Hamels after this postseason

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what happens when you publicly state you want it to end before it does.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Dec 14, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 14, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember what it was like not to fearful of the GM when he is not comatose?

Yes, me neither.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Longest-Tenured GM!

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 14, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently the M’s are tired of sitting in the cellar. Good for them, I’ve always been a fan of theirs. I hope they do well, mostly for Junior’s sake.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

Griffey is one of the greats for sure.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

All they had to do was draft a local kid in 2006

Then they would have not traded Adam Jones + others for Bedard (bust is a kind word for his time in SEA), Brandon Sorrow would have been somebody else’s problem and now giving up what I think will be top prospects for 1 year of Lee.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 14, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

flux capacitor?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Messing With LAoA

I’m impressed by the Mariners’ moves, which seem to be geared toward pissing off the Angels and forcing them to overspend on Holliday or Bay just to keep up. I could see the Angels signing Beltre, as well, which would be a bad move. It’s nice to see GMs who know how to do their jobs for once.

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by TMOX on Dec 14, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit sabez....

 lee for zito !! zito has a built-in extention through 2018 or some crap.

by giantdonkey on Dec 14, 2009 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Huh

A Phillies fan on my facebook friends list is furious. Crazy people.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Lee endeared himself to the Phanatics.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Halladay, however, has been a better pitcher than Cliff Lee every year but 2008.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By how much, stats wise?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

By WAR, starting in 2004

Lee:
2004: 1.5
2005: 4.0
2006: 2.4
2007: 0.2
2008: 7.2
2009: 6.6

Halladay:
2004: 3.2
2005: 4.4
2006: 5.7
2007: 5.6
2008: 7.4
2009: 7.3

Hey, by that standard, Halladay was better in 2008, even.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you jcb9.
That’s not that big the last couple though.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t seem like the upgrade is big enough to justify sending more people away to get Halladay.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 14, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The M’s will come out on top. Lee flat out destroyed in the post season this year.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the thing is that if Lee doesn’t want a extension and Halladay will sign one now…why not? You guarantee your self a pitcher.

Plus teh local radio stations have been reporting that halladay is Rubin AMaro’s white whale.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Unless it’s Hamels that’s going to the Ms.

Halladay + Lee would be an awesome 1-2 punch

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by Goofus on Dec 14, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I always hate this excuse, but he faced the Red Sox and yankees, alot.

Halladay:
Red Sox: 9
Yankees: 11

Lee: also didn’t have to face the best lineup in the NL.

Red Sox: 2
Yankees: 3

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say its valid simply because 20 games against some of the best lineups of all time is tough, granted its a small sample size but still damn impressive, don’t forget the Rays either who have a nasty offense

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by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus Lee has indicated that he wants to test FA after next season. Halladay, OTOH looks willing to sign an extension.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Depending on the money being offered to Lee, that is just dumb.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but he’s coming off a cheap-ish 5-year contract with Cleveland.

06:$0.75M, 07:$2.75M, 08:$3.75M, 09:$5.75M,
10:$8M club option ($1M buyout)

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

he probably fears the worst. as in giving up lee, d.brown and drabek, with having to pay halliday $22 mil.

by giantdonkey on Dec 14, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet it’s happ and not drabeck..

by DFAAurillia on Dec 14, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

J’s good. I saw the CG SO in Philly this year. Philly’s park really looks small in person.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Lackey deal could open A-Gonz scenario for Sox — 4 p.m.

One rival GM theorizes that if the Red Sox sign free-agent right-hander John Lackey, they then will lock up righty Josh Beckett long- term and trade righty Clay Buchholz in a package for Padres first baseman Adrian Gonzalez.

Under that scenario, first baseman Kevin Youkilis would move to third and the Sox would employ a Mike Cameron-Jeremy Hermida type platoon in left.

The Sox’s big investments would be Lackey and Beckett; Gonzalez will earn a club-friendly $4.75 million next season, and his deal includes a $5.5 million club option for 2011.

Free agents Adrian Beltre, Matt Holliday and Jason Bay?

All would be shut out in Boston. — Ken Rosenthal

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 14, 2009 1:52 PM PST reply actions  

I’d want a lot more than Buchholz. I certainly don’t think he’s worth being a centerpiece in a trade.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Heeeeeere’s Jason…..

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget about Chapman

I have a feeling Matt Caps will be signed as well

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Cameron in LF. Isn’t Ellsbury terrible in CF?

by Gobroks on Dec 14, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ellsbury is the greatest defender in CF

He was a bigger ASG snub than Pablo.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I need something to do with all my free time.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And Bronson Aroyyo.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon Arroyo!

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is the real news we should all be discussing today

Yanks, Sox to open season on ESPN2
Rivals will play first contest of 2010 on Sunday, April 4

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

My prayers have been answered

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

wooof’n’whoooo

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

THANK GOD!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 14, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I could only have scripted it better if I were being paid by ESPN to script it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

this is about as exciting as a Raiders/Browns game

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Also known as the “All Steelers Beaters Game.”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on Dec 14, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I get excited about a Raiders loss, myself

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Or watching the 49ers on MNF.

ZING!

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

PLAYOFF HOPES STILL ALIVE FOR NOW!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the tip.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

THE NINERS ARE IN THIS THING!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 14, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

3.7% chance!

Of making the playoffs, according to Football Outsiders. It was ~20% before last sunday.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 14, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It was around 7% yesterday.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, they’re much more exciting now that they’ve spread the offense, IMO.

I still think they are a just a few plays away from making the playoffs (the Favre throw, among them)

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Vernon Davis drop last week. You can probably do that with a lot of middling teams that don’t blow opponents out. You need to reach dominance to ensure a playoff spot, or risk that luck factor.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 14, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

right now they’re JUST good enough to break your heart. But wow they are improving. That offense could be really special soon. I know Smith didn’t do much, but that’s because they keep insisting on going away from the gun. When he’s in the gun he is pretty awesome.

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by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I was really resigning myself to them sucking.

I will say this, tho…if the other team gives up the ball 7 times, you should really put more than 23 points on the board.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 15, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

They did

They put up 24!

But seriously, two of those came at the end of the halves, so they didn’t really have a chance to score on them.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Dec 15, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

This

they got 7 turnovers and scored off 4 of them. Jesus, some people just WILL NOT be happy. I’ve heard a lot of people say that.

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by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I am happy. The offense looked better.

All I’m saying is, they can get even better.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 15, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

True

IM just saying that nobody scores off of 100% of their turnovers. The Chicago game was a lot worse in that regard.

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Dec 15, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

flagship EPSN not good enough?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 14, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the game will be on ESPN2 while the discussion on how important of game this is to the outcome of their respective seasons and the success of MLB as whole will be on ESPN.

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

well duh

the 2 teams in MLB will play the first baseball game of the season. Philistine!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

About Time

I was getting sick and tired of ESPN’s refusal to broadcast any Yankees-Red Sox games. Between that and their embargo of Tiger Woods news, I was getting ready to switch over to Deadspin full time.

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Dec 14, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

wonder what Brett Favre is up to these days.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 14, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does everyone hate ESPN for showing what the most people around the country will watch? I’ll watch those are two great teams

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 14, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sarcasm?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 15, 2009 6:15 AM PST up reply actions  

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. THERE REALLY IS A BASEBALL GOD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 14, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Morosi tweets that pitcher Phillippe Aumont of the Mariners and outfielder Michael Taylor of the Phillies are among the players heading to Toronto in the trade.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Halladay is in Philadelphia talking to the Phillies about an extension, ESPN.com’s Jayson Stark reports. Halladay has told friends he’d take less than market money to sign with the Phillies — something in the neighborhood of five years and $100 million.

Lee has told the Phillies he would like to stay but wants market.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

Taylor was the Phillies’ #3 prospect according to BA.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Depending on who is going to Seattle this trade has the potential to be horrendous.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And I assume more people who who Aumont is

But he was #3 for the Mariners last year.

Also, I should’ve replied to esseffgeez’s comment above, oops.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’ll run down there and try to convince him to sign with the Giants next year.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

$20 million/year is less than market? I realize he’s one of the top 5 pitchers or so, but very few people are making that, especially in this economy.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hi, I’m Barry Zito!”

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hi, Barry Zito!”

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 14, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB.com ranks Aumont as the #33 prospect:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/minorleagues/prospects/y2009/profile.jsp?t=p_top&pid=518418

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Pffft. MadBum > Aumont

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That list must be old

It has David Price at #1.

Also, Posey at #19 is dumb.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

From last year, I think.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Their list from the trade deadline

Has Bumgarner at #2, Posey at #5, and no Aumont at all.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it looks like Aumont fell off the list. If so, maybe Seattle is also sending Morrow to the Blue Jays?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Unit

I’m fine with the Giants not spending too much on a 5th starter heading into camp. Maybe we can get some journeyman or Joe Martinez or Pucetas who can hold down the fort until Mad Bum is ready. I don’t think Unit is the answer and will cost several million dollars that could be used elsewhere.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 14, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder how many WTF ARE YOU DOING SABES GET OFF YOUR ASS posts we’re going to have after today

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 14, 2009 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

I already got that started

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF ARE YOU DOING SABES GET OFF YOUR ASS

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

Sabean is an invertebrate/

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

For the statheads on the site.

People have written that Smoltz and Martinez are done, do the stats bear this out? Martinez looked pretty good at the end of ‘09, and if he’d be a placeholder until MadBum comes up in July or so, wouldn’t that be a decent option. Smoltz too, no?

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Dec 14, 2009 2:18 PM PST reply actions  

I know it was against the Giants, but that Pedro/Timmeh game showed that Petey’s not done yet.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, that was the game where I think he went like 80 pitches through 7. That damn series of games one of the more frustrating experiences of last year.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i love espn

 espn baseball webpage has a giant photo of lackey, then a subtitle of chapman. you really have to go looking for anything halladay-lee.

by giantdonkey on Dec 14, 2009 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

That AL East

They eat it up.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

KNOW YOUR DIVISION FAIL

/Toronto is in the NL East

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The Rays are in the AL Central, and the Orioles are in the NL West.

Divisions fixed!

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 14, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Found out why Sabes hasn't made a move yet

too busy filming this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysIzPF3BfpQ&feature=player_embedded

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by ringleader3 on Dec 14, 2009 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

/thinks about clicking that…

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Muppets

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

/applause

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 14, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 14, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more sabean with underscores

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to say

It should feature Brian Sabean outbidding Boras.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The perfect anitode to my mode. Thanks Lars!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least someone’s happy to join the Giants organization:
http://dodgers.scout.com/2/929040.html

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

You would also be happy with a 500,000 dollar raise

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No U! Sorry, I was replying to Speedforthewin.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh. Who isn’t?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm even replying to me

I’m even replying to me

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m even replying to me

Proud adoptive daddy for the Big Unit, who is currently teaching Madison Bumgarner the art of being intimidating.

by Speedforthewin on Dec 14, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Pampered

I’m so tired of these rich and pampered minor league players whining about $6,000 a year! Do you know how far $6,000 gets you in Bolivia? He should try working at McDonald’s…full-time people there only make 2.5 times what he makes, and they don’t get to play baseball. Plus, he gets to ride a bus all the time and stay in swanky hotels like Budgotel! Such a whiner!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on Dec 14, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Poll is saying I can has

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

Side note

watching Vacation on HDnet movies, Beverly D’Angelo looks amazing in HD…

Now offering free hugs from Amy G.
Billy Ripken is still a douche bag.

by kbsofaraway08 on Dec 14, 2009 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

FFFFF
Ken_Rosenthal
  
Cameron in serious talks with Red Sox on two-year deal. CF or LF unclear.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 14, 2009 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

You didn’t think Sabe’s had him on his radar, did you?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 14, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Google Results

Podsednik + Gamer = 10,500,000 results
Cameron + Gamer = 4,060,000 results

…just sayin

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by j14 on Dec 14, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE TOO!!!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

NO WAIT

YOU ARE FIVE!!!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure he is. It says so right there. ^^

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

^^Actually it says it over here

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

<<

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I think he was typing. That’d be weird if he said everything he typed.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 15, 2009 6:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Scott Posednik: white guy.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Cameron: Ultra Dark

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Be careful

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Who said that if we signed him we would have the All Dark team?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That was funny

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Rawnd vs. Cameron in COLLISIONMANIA ’10!!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

All I remember is that it was taken to great offense by some, and not necessarily wrongly.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It was messed up. I laugh at only b/c it was totally messed up.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

How dide Alvin Dark get into this conversation?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

SIGH

I wish Epstein was the Giants GM

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop complaining

Podsednik is still available!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 14, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wish in one hand and Sabean in the other.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish the Red Sox budget was the Giants budget.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 15, 2009 6:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was never going to happen for us. I’ve wished for us to sign Mike Cameron every single time he’s hit free agency in his career. If it was going to happen, it would have happened by now.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone in baseball in serious talks with Red Sox on two-year deal.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!

Somebody I know managed to get mentioned in The Onion today.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

That joke almost makes sense.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Your getting closer

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

My what?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Your getting closer

Its a small mammal native to Somalia in the Lemur family.

I was just admiring it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I don’t have one of those. It must be somebody else’s.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

But whats that on your face?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Beard.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Sorry about that.

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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It happens.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This entire exchange made me LOL in real life.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to come up with a name that matched with Grunion. No dice.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 14, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

que no dijiste?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Used to read the Grunion Gazette

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 14, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You know Jim Anchower?

Dude!

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy quoted here

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/thomas_edison_invents

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was going to be Grant.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Astros signed 17 year old Edgar Ferriera

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

LHP

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Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I read that wrong and was happy for like 2 seconds

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

me three

saw it on MLBTR and got pumped for half a sec

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 14, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

RENTERIA FOR BOURNE!!!!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean 2012

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

that ed wade don’t stop

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah

I just realized im listening to Canadian rap.

Jeezus

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 3:58 PM PST reply actions  

Who?

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I ask because

K’naan is actually pretty awesome – he’s Canadian by way of Somalia.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a free song from him off I-tunes. i meant to check him out though, thanks for reminding me.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s two Somalia references in one thread.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 14, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Whats the record?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Previously

Somalia had only been mentioned 6 times.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You are extraordinarily quick with those stats.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The search function ain’t rocket surgery.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it sure isn’t.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be, though.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be cool.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Pretty soon you’d have rockets with giant bewbs and permanently surprised expressions all over the place.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That doesn’t sound so bad.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty easy to access on McCC-reference.com. Of course, today’s mentions won’t be recorded until around 2 a.m. tomorrow morning.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we are now at 4 in this thread

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Some other random countries

Eritrea: 4 mentions
Brunei: 0
Tajikistan: 2
Equatorial Guinea: 0
Andorra: 2

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Second time I have seen a Brunei reference in 2 days however.

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Timor-Leste: 0
East Timor: 1

THE NAME HAS CHANGED, OLDJACKET. COME ON!

Also, 2 Vanuatu mentions.

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by groug on Dec 14, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact

Timor comes from the Malay word for east. So, East Timor means East East.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Suriname: 0

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 14, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 1 previous reference to Swaziland

by Jcb9

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THE PIRATES THEY’VE HIJACKED MCCOVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In case you were wondering, and I’m sure you were, Columbus has like the 2nd largest population of Somalians of any city in the US. They’ve settled in an old first-ring suburb on the NE side, filling a bunch of aging strip malls with delicious, cheap food. It’s awesome.

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by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s first? New York or Silver Spring(s), MD?

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually Minneapolis. There was a program a decade or so ago in which Somalian refugees were resettled in the US, and Minneapolis and Columbus were the two cities chosen (or the two who volunteered, not sure which).

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by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They also have a high amount of Mung’s. A nomadic southeast Asian community.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmong. Mung is a kind of bean.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats right. My teacher buzz’s through slides.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And they are very difficult to incorporate into society, at least the elders. Which is true of a lot of immigrants form SE Asia.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was Hmong?

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Minneapolis or Columbus?

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by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Minneapolis

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Fresno actually has a good-sized community of Hmongs.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite a few here in Sac. too.

by Merope on Dec 14, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you mean Mog.
.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEW. Thank you so much for that information. The last 4 nights I lied in bed awake all night asking myself which American city had the 2nd largest population of Somalia people.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Pssh, you obviously don’t spend enough time on Sporcle. Nothing like racking your brain for 10 minutes to try and guess Australia’s 20 largest immigrant populations. Or like every patronus in HP.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I love those quizzes.

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by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The best ones are here, of course

http://www.sporcle.com//user/jcb9/contributed

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

My god. You’re that person who ruins my productivity.

Yet, I guess you’ve made me look like I’m taking very thoughtful and extensive notes in class.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man I did the Muslim populations one and never got down to typing Iraq.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 14, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Being a coastal snob, I never thought I'd be jealous of someone in Ohio

But I am! One of our apartments in Chicago was nearby a small Somali immigrant community. We used to go to this one restaurant where I was always the only white person and my wife was the only woman – everyone else there was Somali and male. The food was SO GOOD. I’ve never seen a Somali restaurant anywhere else and it’s one of the few things I miss about Chicago.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

pizza?

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The pizza is good, yes.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

can you point me to a good place?

I’ll be making a trip up there this summer…

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 14, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Our favorite place went out of business shortly before we left, actually.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And actually

While in Chicago, we ate more Vietnamese food than anything – for most of our time there we lived right off of Argyle St., which is the Vietnamese neighborhood.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

My wife used to refer to this place as “Josh’s restaurant”:

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

(Josh = me for anyone who doesn’t know that)

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

/chuckle

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by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I took a picture of this when I visited Portland (although this isn't my picture)

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Oh that has to be on purpose

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There used to be a Big Wang Restaurant in NYC Chinatown.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There was one on 46th and Noriega, but it changed names when new owners bought the place.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Other places in NYC Chinatown: Nice Restaurant, Taste Good, and a dim sum place called “HSF Restaurant Group.”

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

http://www.reerecthungfarlow.com/

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re for any reason down in Hyde Park, I think the Medici on 57th served the best pie in the city.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Freaking cheese block.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a great ethiopean food place here in Philly. I was reluctant to try it well you know ethipoia and food don’t really go hand in hand. The food is delicious.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a lot of Ethiopian/Eritrean restaurants in North Oakland.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And I've even posted an Ethiopian recipe on MCC!

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/6/22/556740/mccovey-chronicles-recipe

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

What are the points of difference between the two? I eat it so infrequently that I can’t remember and compare the two.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The food is the same as far as I can tell. They were the same country until the 90s, actually.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

A good friend of mine was born in Eritrea, and she says that all three are pretty similar. There are differences, but there are more regional differences WITHIN the countries than there are differences between the countries.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I could have worded that clearer, but I think you get the idea.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I used to teach Ethiopian immigrants and I was shocked by the differences they described within the country. I just assumed given the different geography they’d have different culinary bases.

by grape on Dec 14, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cool stuff. I’ve gone to two different restaurants, and both had the custom of giving you a free banana as an appetizer. Also, one of them made Injera that was sweet instead of savory (the owner said he put eggs and sugar in it), which was amazing.

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by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Has there ever been a thread on McCovey Chronicles that didnt eventually turn into a food discussion?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. However its been deleted.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Top Secret?

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Go back to your Gorditas. Nothing to see here.

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by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Deal

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

K-os and Shad K

two different artists

Check out Shad K- I get down

K-os – I wish I knew Natalie Portman

Both have good beats. I kinda like the Canadian and Seattle Rap because its calmer and its got a good flow. Blue Scholars and Common Market are from Seattle or somewhere in Washington, they are really good too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, yeah, I've heard of them both

They both get played on CBC Radio 3’s podcasts, which I’m a fan of. Shad is African by birth too, actually – he’s from Rwanda, I think.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya they both look kinda African.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What is CBC radio?

and do you know Blue Scholars/Common market?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Canadian equivalent of BBC

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

CBC = Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. Like their NPR and PBS combined. CBC Radio 3 is their indie music division, which does podcasts, satellite radio, and Internet streaming radio.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You live in Canada?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Next best thing…

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No

You can listen to the podcasts and Internet radio anywhere and the satellite radio anywhere in North America.

I just do the podcasts, though.

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by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ok

cool

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

aparently K-os and Knaan hate each other.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

K-os: “K’NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!”

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/raises fists to the sky

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just a Celine Dion interview, isn’t it?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You should listen to European rap. Also I was driving down a road in Genova and only english music was some hardcore, underground rap.

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by say hey nation on Dec 14, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It is no longer 1997

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Cadence Weapon?

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw him

not a huge fan

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 14, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re regular sized, then?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Lukewarm actually

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That’s not a size.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

YOURE NOT A SIZE!

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Hideki Matsui to the Halos

Here’s your chance Sabes to finally land Vlad

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 14, 2009 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

6:12pm: Tyler Keppner of the New York Times has received confirmation that the two sides have reached an agreement (via Twitter).

1:21pm: The Angels are in serious discussions with Hideki Matsui for a DH role, reports ESPN’s Jayson Stark. Stark’s colleague Buster Olney tweeted that he’s heard Matsui’s one-year deal with the Angels is for about $6.5MM. Olney clarified to me via email that the Angels and Matsui are “on the verge” of an agreement.

Solid move. Not too much money…Weeee more good GMs doing work

by DFAAurillia on Dec 14, 2009 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

Yay

Godzilla set loose in the porn capital of the world!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You lost me at

“assuming he’s healthy”

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on Dec 14, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Jason Bay is now closer to Sabe’s radar than ever before.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

Good

I want a damn hitter. And getting Bay means we can still improve in the IF.

Rowand
Johnson
Bay
Sandoval
Sanchez
Schierholtz
Posey
Renteria

So close to being a real lineup…

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by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If the front office is viewing $2-3MM as too much for a bake up player I realy doubt they are going hunting in the $10+MM/year free agent waters.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

or $2-3MM for a back up player even…

Who’s brain did you bring me?
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by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum is the only bake up player we have!

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by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hi, I’m Barry Zito!”

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It is almosr 4:20 somewhere…

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wilson “Hey!! What about me!!”

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 14, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Good one.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

*high five*

I was proud of myself.

BUT, to the point: Neukom has always, always said that payroll could be flexible if the opportunity to acquire a big impact player presented itself. I think Bay would qualify.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The team ends the winter with contract extension(s) for Tim or Cain and I will believe that. Otherwise , with the passing of Mrs. Burns and the refusal to enterain the idea of even trying for Holiday I realy have to think they will hold the line on the pay roll.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just to be clear here i realy hope I am wrong about this.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 14, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

they'll save a ton

when Tim and Matt move to NY because they’re sick of posting better OBP than half of the lineup…

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

"I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed."

by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Would think so. There’s not much of a market outside NY now.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

As long as Sabes slow plays it, the Giants might end up being the only place that offers Bay the contract he wants.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I think Bay is about to get PAID

The Mets apparently wanted him and Lackey and now that Lackey is unavailable Minaya has to sign Bay to make himself look like less of a jackass

by Gobroks on Dec 14, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.nesn.com/2009/12/where-does-jason-bay-want-to-play.html

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess maybe LAA too now.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

/clank

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Again

Bay does not clank. Clank implies an error, which Bay had 0 of last season.

He is a shuffler, and doesn’t get around as far as he should. But he does not clank.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 14, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to imagine that sound being a ball ricocheting off the wall then..

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 14, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the sound off the scoreboard at Fenway.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 14, 2009 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Stark notes that a Matsui signing would mark the end of Vladimir Guerrero’s Angels career. The Halos ended up paying $77MM for six years of Vlad.

Great signing. I mean, that’s Rowand money.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

Oh great….. PLEASE don’t inform the FO of this. After all the clamor 6 years ago for the Giants to get Vlad…. now that he’s old and has no knees…. geeeeez… and I thought I was dreading my final exam tomorrow night.

by Merope on Dec 14, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want him now, just pointing out what a great deal that was for the Angels.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody wants him now, but in the same compensatory spirit that brought us Barry Zito, I can see the FO going out and signing Vlad now saying “that’s what the fans wanted.”
Yeah you nerf-herders…. 7 years ago maybe… not now.

by Merope on Dec 14, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Guerrero’s combined WAR in the first two years of his contract: 10.7
Rowand’s: 3.3

Rowand was a couple years older when he signed, too.

/sobs

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but we wouldn’t have been able to afford Hammonds, Brower, etc…

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 14, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean didn’t answer my question about that quote in his recent online chat. SHOCKING!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well when you start out a question with “How fucking stupid do you have to be?” don’t expect a response.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 15, 2009 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

My question didn’t say that, it only implied it!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 15, 2009 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

More LOL Rockies announcers

In the 2008 game I’m watching, they’re now praising Matt Holliday for being among the league leaders in swinging at the first pitch.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Meet Pablo

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

AGGRESSIVE

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

they also have Spillborghs miked up

So they can show him giving great insight such as, “Aaron Rowand takes soooooooo long to get into the batter’s box!” Also, he he has a soul patch almost as bad as the one Brian Wilson was sporting that year. Riveting.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Which game is it?

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

May 21, 2008

Come-back victory for the Giants. Kind of a random game, but it’s the only Giants win they had on iTunes from 2008.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

1-161!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Odd choice.

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

Especially since they don’t have a single Lincecum game from 2008 OR 2009.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 14, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, what has he ever done?

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by Natto on Dec 14, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

:(
Boston also reached a tentative agreement on a two-year contract with outfielder Mike Cameron, according to a person familiar with those negotiations. That deal is subject to a physical, the person said on condition of anonymity because the agreement was not yet final.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 14, 2009 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

Hang in there, Sabe’s is inking deals with PODS, Ausmus, and Damon right now, seriously, as we speak. Tomorrow will be a joy.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus if all goes well he’s looking into Blalock too. Sweet.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia your new – old starting 1st baseman!

by Merope on Dec 14, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear they may try him at third, and shift Pablo to first.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 14, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Fake bunts for everyone! ’Tis the season!

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 15, 2009 6:36 AM PST up reply actions