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The Giants have no alibi: He's Uggla

The worst thing about the offseason -- other than that minor detail about there not being baseball to watch -- is the amateur general managing. And, yeah, I'm as guilty as the next guy, but if I have to hear or read one more person say something like this...

Nick Johnson? Eight home runs and 62 RBI? Oh, yeah, another Ishikawa. Sabean is such an idiot! Get Jason Bay!!!

...a piston will snap inside my brain, and I'll shoot up a Kinko's or something. I welcome the Sabean-directed anger, but it's for all of the wrong reasons. It's like walking out of Red Planet or Mission to Mars and saying, "Man, that movie sucked! Why did it have to be set on Mars?" Yes, it did suck, but your reasoning is idiotic. And it makes me want to punch things. Excuse me while I punch things.

This isn't to suggest that I'm better than these fans. I'm only suggesting that I'm smarter. Also, better.

Star-divide

So when someone comes up that almost everyone can agree with in theory -- Dan Uggla, a guy who can hit in the middle of the order without the other team giggling -- that should be a good thing, right? If the difference were between a free Uggla and a free Nick Johnson, well, there might be some spirited debates, but everyone can agree that there's a wee difference between a free Uggla and starting Jose Castillo.

Ah, but this Uggla is not free. The Marlins will want some young players in return. So with Pablo Sandoval and Freddy Sanchez able to play a couple different positions, it would make more sense to concentrate on the players who can be obtained through free agency, right? It's the Lenox Financial of roster moves! Keep the minor leaguers, especially considering that either Uggla or Sanchez would have to play out of position.

Then why do I want Uggla?

Everyone has one. Some are better at suppressing it. I thought I was. But I see that Uggla is a perennial 30-homer player, and the gland starts a-pumpin'. Logic is taken over by chemistry. And I want Dan Uggla on the San Francisco Giants as long as it doesn't take a prospect who will eventually be a good, cheap player. I have a secret list of all of the prospects who will turn into good, cheap players, so I reserve the right to be outraged in five years.

There are very good reasons not to acquire Uggla. He's not a good defender at second, and he'd be an unknown at third or, gulp, in left field. He'll cost the Giants a prospect or two. His patience is improving, but his contact skills will keep his production down.

It'd sure be nice, though, if the Giants backed into a lineup with Posey improving on Molina, Uggla improving on Ishikawa, and Sanchez improving on Burriss from last opening day. There's still a chance that the Giants do something stupid even after acquiring Uggla -- "Hey, this team doesn't have a true leadoff hitter with speed! They'll revoke our membership at the Ol' Timey Roster Construction Club! Quick, to the Crappy Transaction Cave!" -- but I'd like a real middle of the order, please. Uggla would be a start.

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Does Kinko’s still exist?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

They're now all FedEx Kinko's

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But aren’t all FedEx Kinko’ses now FedEx Offices?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. And while there are still places named “Kinko’s” in San Francisco, they do not have copy machines or photo printers. They do, however, have plenty of shrink-wrap.

by troymccluresf on Dec 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

WANNA COME WITH, HOWIE?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah… shrink wrap is probably the last thing I need.

Do they, uh, happen to have any of the opposite of shrink wrap? I think it would be called grow wrap.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Those vacuum thingies …?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s totally not my bag, baby…

by WTF on Dec 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Pinkos and Kinkos

Only in SF.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 11, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there any chance of trying Uggla at first?

has he ever played there? just wondering

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by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

Played 16 games at first in the minors.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we want nick johnson and dan uggla. right?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

well sure

I’m just saying, if we did end up getting Uggla and not Johnson – would it make sense to keep Pablo at 3rd, Sanchez at 2nd, and play Uggz at 1st – or would it be better to do Uggla at 2nd, Sanchez at 3rd, and Pablo at 1st?

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

First option, in my mind.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If we got Uggla

I think it would make the most sense to put him at 3rd or 1st. He player 228 games at third in the minors, so he’s probably just as good(or should I say bad) there as he is at 2nd.

But, I got to say, with the Giants interest in Uggla, Mark DeRosa, Orlando Hudson, and possibly bringing back Juan Uribe, Sabean really jumped the gun in signing Sanchez. I know he only resigned him to save his own ass so it didn’t look like he wasted Alderson. But, we probably would have been just as well with Uribe at third and Uggla at second, and for much less money

by NateEveryday on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OR

Pablo – Black Hole – Uggla – Johnson

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like a Sanchez-less Sabean GMed team would be incredibly prone to giving up Bumgarner or Neal for Uggla.

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggs at first is what I would do.

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by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes we want Uggla and Johnson

BUT, We know Sanchez will play either 2b or 3B and we know Pablo will play either 3B or 1B. We also know that the solid lock for the 2010 lineup is Rentarrhea in the 2 holes, and at SS. This means if we got Johnson, clearly he can only play 1B, Pablo would have to play 3B, which would mean Sanchez would have to play 2B which leaves no place for Uggla other than the OF which Grant was the first to speculate on (I have not heard it reported from any Giants beat writers, national hacks or otherwise). So, I don’t see how we can have both unless Uggla moves to LF, which would surprise me.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are we not trading Rentarrhea for Bradley?

It seems to me this is the easiest and most dramatic lineup improvement we could make.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

my guess

that would require the cubs wanting renteria.

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They are dying to unload MB and can't find a taker.

You don’t think they would trade MB’s 24 million for Rentarrhea’s 9?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Bradley is owed $21M:

10: $9M
11: $12M

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I just can't see them not accepting that.

It would be a huge salary dump, and we would add a player who woould be our second best hitter in place of our worst for 3 mil this year. Still money to sign Johnson and trade for Uggla.

RF MB
SS Sanchez
1B Johnson
3B Pablo
2B Uggla
C Posey
LF Bowker
CF Rowand

Sure you take a chance with Sanchez at SS, but it’d be worth it IMO.

Sabean is a bitter, prideful jackass for not calling Chicago about Rentarrhea for MB. I hate him.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Milton Bradley leading off???

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He put up like a .380 OBP last year

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Sabean.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Just seems like an odd choice. Like you pointed out, the OBP would make it work

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

DINGERZZZZZZZZZZ

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Would like the Giants to make a run at Bradley but was hoping to dump off Rowand or another salary If Reneteria goes and Cubs eat some salary the Giants still need to fine another SS. Maybe the Jays trade the newly signed Alex Gonzalez if they pick up Erick Aybar from Angels in rumored Halladay

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

UUUUU-RRRRIBEEEE

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He would have plenty of opportunity to distinguish himself in ST.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I see about 93 DINGERZ there

RF MB
SS Sanchez
1B Johnson – 8
3B Pablo – 30
2B Uggla – 25
C Posey – 6
LF Bowker – 12
CF Rowand – 12

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops..forgot the 1st 2

RF MB – 18
SS Sanchez – 6
1B Johnson – 8
3B Pablo – 30
2B Uggla – 25
C Posey – 6
LF Bowker – 12
CF Rowand – 12

OK, so about 117

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and if Posey and Johnson hit more, it could be close to 130

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i woul put posey at 10, max

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

how much of an experiment is franchez at ss?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It was his primary position in the minors but he’s only started 30-something games there in the big leagues.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

2010

Breakout season for John Boy Bowker

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

sactowns hope!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

if they give him 550 PA, he could hit 20+ HR.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Si

though they may be down on the bad soldier after bailing on winter ball

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

he was ‘injured!’

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Bad soldier is bad.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

With a title like taht is better have some Hawt Bothain Sex.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll be breaking out the towels and water for real starters like Eugenio and Torres, amirite?

by Wazl on Dec 11, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Your revision is obviously 8 off.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I went like this

RF MB-18
SS Sanchez-8
1B Johnson – 10
3B Pablo – 30
2B Uggla – 30
C Posey – 12
LF Bowker – 18
CF Rowand – 15

141

Bowker would need 600 AB which we all know wouldn’t happen and Buster would probably need 450-500 which is highly unlikely.

Truth is either Sabean doesn’t really want to upgrade the offense, or he is just too stubborn to make changes that would really improve the team, because, except for the 2011 year on MB these are all pretty much payroll neutral moves when you compare to last year.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That does not add up to 109 so it can’t be correct.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

more like 79

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Nex season = 83 WINZ!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, we’ll be “in this thing!”

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So we can pencil 16 more between MB & F. Sanchez and make it a round number.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Renteria, Lewis & Rowand

I do believe that the Giants can trade Rowand for Bradley which gives the Giants more pop, puts Torres or Velez in CF and leading off, puts Bradley in the 5-hole, Sanchez in the #2, Nick Johnson if we sign him at #3, Schierholtz at #6, SS #7 and Posey #8. This is all pretty easy and the only thing then would be if they could get Uggla for not too much, then they should get another starter instead of Johnson. Throw Renteria and Lewis in any deal where necessary, but get them and Rowand off MY TEAM. If we get rid of Renteria, then we have to figure out SS….there are some options out there better than Renteria, but no Giants SS prospects are ready for 2010 and probably not 2011, either…2012 is another matter, as they have some options down there. Unfortunately, I think Bocock will always be overmatched offensively and Burris, as well. I also think that all the Giants young players who have worked with Meulens will improve under his watch. Rowand & Co. are probably not going to be more patient. Unfortunately, as great a guy as Carney is, he rubbed a lot of young players the wrong way and they tuned him out and never was able to get in synch with guys like Rowand, for whatever reason. I have seen over the years that some hitting instructors don’t adjust themselves to what the player is capable of, so they don’t listen, or the overhaul doesn’t work. The Charley Lau/Walt Hriniak methods are good for some and not others, depending on body type and natural movement. And some hitters just won’t listen to anybody…or particular instructors approach them in the wrong way. Nobody could get Bo Jackson to shorten his stance and use his hips….or bunt, but if they had, he would have been the greatest hitter of all time because he had quicker wrists than Boggs, Brett, Mays, Aaron, Gwynn, or anyone else I have seen, yet because he was so strong and started his swing so far back, unable to use his hips, he couldn’t adjust to pitches like the others so he struck out too much.
Short compact swings with great hip rotation, leaving the ability to keep the hands back longer is the best swing (can you say Barry?)! Schierholtz and others need to learn a little about that and as a result they have the opportunity to be “free swingers” with smaller strike zones and better ability to adjust and lay off bad pitches….exactly what Meulens preaches. Will that make Ishikawa a good enough hitter? Afraid not.

by CplaneLawr on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

can someone summarize this for me?

They don’t give out Nobel prizes for forum comments, BTW.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But he’s ushed in a new era of discourse!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

so did you! just now.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ACT UNILATERALLY

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand for Bradley
cut Renteria
Bocock and Burriss suck
Carney was bad hitting coach.
Bo Jackson could have been best of all time
Scheierholtz, Ishiwkawa not so much.

In short:
Duh
Duh,
Duh,
Huh?
Wut
Duh

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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bo Jackson could've been the best of all time...

….if he learned to bunt.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes sense.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Bo Jackson

all star RF on my Giants High Heat Baseball team. He’s my favorite!

So I agree with CPlaneLover. Trade for Bo Jackson!

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by natteringnabob on Dec 14, 2009 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I only got this far

I do believe that the Giants can trade Rowand for Bradley

But why would they want to take on an extra year of salary? It’s not like Rowand is a desirable commodity. I’d much rather take MB for Rentarrhea even if it meant paying every penny of MB ’s 2011 which I believe is 12 million.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you asking why would the Cubs want to take on an extra year of salary? Bradley’s contract is like $15M less than Rowand’s.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Rowand has 3 years left
MB 2

Roughly the same annual salary.

I don’t understand the point of your question. Do you think the Cubs want to add contract years in a trade of Bradley?

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I was under the general impression that the Cubs would be interested in a Rowand for Bradley deal but that sabes isn’t into it. So with that in mind, when you said this:

But why would they want to take on an extra year of salary?

I wasn’t sure if you had the contracts reversed or if you thought the cubs wouldn’t be into it. Now I see you don’t think the Cubs would be into it.

BTW, Sabes described that trade as addition by subtraction.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard anything about the cubs interest in Rowand other than messageboard speculation. I don’t think the Cubs would want Rowand for Bradley. Why would they? Maybe if the Giants sent 5-6 million with him.

Rentarrhea is worse and would make the trade a salary dump for the Cubs. Makes a lot more sense than Rownad.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah just speculation.

Rowand is still a useful player although overpaid and they have to get rid of Bradley.

Also, I don’t buy Freddy Sanchez at SS.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

from our point of view

rowand for bradley is awesome. it’s pretty good for them too, as cubs fans are absolutely sick of bradley and want rowand’s gritty gamerness. of course, as giants fans, we know all about his veteran savvy

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait a minute...

Aren’t you the “I’ve had 186 players tell me how great my baseball knowledge is” guy?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Just so you know
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Anyone who has studied the game knows that a rookie catcher breaking in and taking the position full-time is rarely successful. Most young catchers get two full Septembers before they are full-time, add to that the fact that Posey wasn’t a catcher until late in college, and you create an extraordinarily high level of stress on him to perform up to his clippings as a rookie. With proper nurturing, I have little doubt of his eventual stardom. He has Johnny Bench TYPE talent (not saying he is another Bench, but has that range of talent-big hands, strong arm, hit for power and probably better average than Bench). He has the ability to play defense because of soft hands, etc., but time will tell. Molina brings the 1st choice of team that signs as well as sandwich pick if offered arb…I think he will resign 1 yr. w/ 2 options.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He interned with Counsell.

And he’s at least 55-60. And it took me like 12 minutes to get throught the first paragraph (if that is what you call that collection of words and random punctuation marks).

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Using quote marks around insider is probably appropriate, though.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Council>Pods?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Truly the highest form of epicness.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

All I got from that is that Posey had big, soft hands.

by grape on Dec 11, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way

The “just so you know” thing was his fifth comment on MCC.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

mb is a douche

i’d rather see the gmen in last than him in orange and black

by Change Up on Dec 11, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s pretty silly.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it is.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

lol um no

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t go that far about last place… but Bradley is an asshole.

I’m not interested in having to root for him.

by zuma420 on Dec 11, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

I’ve rooted for assholes before. Some I knew were assholes before the rooting, some revealed themselves after.

Only a few have risen to the point where I couldn’t have them on the team, and they were also non-performers. Pierzynski, Benitez, whiney Molina

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What about ones who suffer season-ending injuries while arguing with an ump?

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by cheno on Dec 12, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

to be fair

bradley had a perfectly good reason to argue that one. mike winters was the asshole in that incident

by sfoakbay on Dec 12, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Mike Winters still an ump? He shouldn’t be.

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by cornball on Dec 12, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest

He was kinda right in all his incidents. It doesn’t make his actions justified, but there really aren’t any A.J.-punching-Conte-in-the-balls type of incidents. The main bad things he did:

  • Getting pissed at Mike Winters – like you said, while it’s an obvious overreaction, Bradley had a perfectly good reason to be pissed. Winters is the one who should have gotten most of the crap.
  • Getting pissed at Cubs fans for yelling racist things at him. This one is on the Cubs. Or, to be honest, it’s MLB’s fault. The Cubs have absolutely no reason to try to tame their fans – what are they going to do? Stop selling beer? Revoke season tickets? Ban fans from the stadium? All these things things would just cost them money. MLB needs to start fining teams for their fans’ behavior. There’s a similar system in soccer, and it sure made teams care a hell of a lot more about how their fans act.
  • The announcers incident. This is worst one, and Bradley’s behavior was inexcusable. But seriously, how come no one talked about the announcer?
Lefebvre said, from what he remembers, that he was complimenting Josh Hamilton and how he’s been accountable for his mistakes and said “it doesn’t appear Milton Bradley has done the same thing in his life.”

I mean, seriously, WTF? He basically compared him to a heroin addict on TV, for absolutely no reason.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 13, 2009 5:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That was the Royals announcer, right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 13, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 13, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that lineup is purdy

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve read that Boston was considering Uggla in LF should Bay and Holliday not end up there

by tyrannoman on Dec 11, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants’ outfield is the laughing stock of MLB.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

let me clarify. Velez/Torres, Rowand, Nate is embarassing. Rowand, Bowker, Lewis I am fine with.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowker in left, Rowand in center, Lewis in right.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I could get excited about that.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently everyone thinks ATT right field is too complicated for FLEW’s brain.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

arches, man! crazy!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Lewis has his flaws, but range isn’t one of them, and that seems well suited for our RF.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

this

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah man i agree. just being sarcastic about how everyone thinks ATT right field is a mystery only conquered by really smart outfielders like randy winn.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

uh

Randy Winn is one of the best defensive outfielders in the league.

I think Nate is a better defender than FLew. ARM CANNON.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I should have been more clear

I realized you yourself weren’t disparaging him.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s an interesting thought. I think Schierholtz, Bowker and Lewis could all play RF, but lewis is an interesting option.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i like bowker better in LF

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

nate is

all around better than lewis. he’s proven himself better in the bigs too than bowker.

by giant on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

nate is all around better than lewis.

not really

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

+!!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a very excited plus sign.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You dig?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Lewis: 3.9 WAR in 1048 AB
Schierholtz: 1.4 WAR in 506 PA

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

1048 PA, not AB.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but think of how many games were lost because Lewis can’t hit in the CLUUUUUUTCH

by snafu on Dec 11, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Truly your logic is irrefutable!

IRREFUTABLE! I mean, you said it. So it’s true! Who needs “supporting evidence”? Fuck that shit, I say.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong. Also wrong, or at least unproven.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Embarrassing?

You are embarrassing. Does anyone realize that Schierholtz has been pressing because he has NEVER been given the opportunity to know he will be in the lineup with any regularity?
I agree that he needs to limit his strikeouts and be more selective so that he is not swinging at balls in the dirt, unless he can be like Pablo and actually hit them, but this is a guy who, given a real opportunity will give you .280-.300, 18-25 and 85-100. His minor league stats are very good, AND the biggest difference with him in his jump is that line drive hitters usually improve at the major league level IF they can hit breaking pitches. Nate is a pure line drive hitter with power and he doesn’t have an uppercut swing like many left-handed hitters. Make no mistake, he is very strong and has good power, he just doesn’t lift the ball all that much…or didn’t in the minors. He also is an above average outfielder with great speed and range and an incredible arm. It is possible, however, that the Giants’ treatment of him has ruined him (they have a history-it took Torrealba 3 years away to develop, and the list of players damaged by their handling with the Giants goes on as long as I remember, which is way too long).

by CplaneLawr on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't put Nate in the lineup every day.

No idea what he will do.

Not enough ABZZZZZZZ!

Don’t know what the rest said. The human eye is only capable fo focusing on 20 characters at a time.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Every day

150 games….and then we will know what he will do….my bet is that it will read something like: .284/.340/19/86-depending on where they bat him and I think if he gets comfortable and confident, by the time he is 30, it will be more like .305/.385/25/95…can we live with that with his defense and his speed and his arm? All-Star would be possible but the G-men will have too many contenders in 4 years if they keep all their pitchers and Posey is who everyone believes he is.

by CplaneLawr on Dec 11, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Never happens

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, a guy who never walked more than 35 times in an extensive minor league career is definitely a good bet to have an OBP of almost .400.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll go ahead and say it, Schierholtz is not good.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t have enough pitch recognition to hit that well over a prolonged period of time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

/slider at your backfoot

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Off your backfoot.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

he doesn’t have the pitch recognition to not reliably swing at HBP.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it Kouzmanoff who did the same thing in the Sanchez no-hitter?

If so, man, he really WOULD fit in.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Not enough ABZZZZ

Rumors of poor soldierness inhibit additional ABZZZ

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

.284/.340/19/86

To achieve that line Nate would need to walk in about 8% of his PAs. His career high, in the majors and minors, for BB% came in 2008 in Fresno (his second year there), when he managed 5.7%. I can’t envision a scenario where Nate suddenly acquires that level of plate discipline. (The 19 HRs would also represent a career high, BTW.)

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing about you, but saw Schierholtz play quite a bit in the minors and am pretty sure he can be a very good ballplayer….no HOF, but All-Star caliber.

by CplaneLawr on Dec 11, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Just so you know
I have been a baseball “insider” having interned with counsel for the Mariners, having represented player, having had 20 good friends who played, including All-Stars, I have scouted and had a passion for baseball for about 50 years-and I am a few away from being 60. I have had two players tell me that they never met ANYONE-in or out of baseball- that knew as much as I do about all aspects of the game….I don’t, in fact, agree-there are quite a few who know more, but the players I have known over the years always paid me high complements about my knowledge and that I just considered them regular guys….as a result, I sometimes still can get insider info and I am not a dumb or average fan.
Molina is needed
Anyone who has studied the game knows that a rookie catcher breaking in and taking the position full-time is rarely successful. Most young catchers get two full Septembers before they are full-time, add to that the fact that Posey wasn’t a catcher until late in college, and you create an extraordinarily high level of stress on him to perform up to his clippings as a rookie. With proper nurturing, I have little doubt of his eventual stardom. He has Johnny Bench TYPE talent (not saying he is another Bench, but has that range of talent-big hands, strong arm, hit for power and probably better average than Bench). He has the ability to play defense because of soft hands, etc., but time will tell. Molina brings the 1st choice of team that signs as well as sandwich pick if offered arb…I think he will resign 1 yr. w/ 2 options.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

Legend.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 11, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know whether to rec or flag.

by speckops on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 11, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

From CplaneLawr’s 5th post on this site.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

THE LEGEND CONTINUES

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Dec 11, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

tl;dr

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It's only 9+ lines

I guess Twitter really does define the current era.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If it was someone who's opinion I was interested in, I'd bother reading it

also, it’s a huge block of text. Not easy on the eyes.

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I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

He is also a hitter who is completely unable to recognize a breaking ball from righties or lefties.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That just does about cover the whole spectrum doesn’t it?

by speckops on Dec 11, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

but but but

best defense in MLB

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You restrained yourself from using the “P-word” there at the end. Good job.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Prostate?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Provolone?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Perestroika!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

P-Funk?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Dec 11, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/ out-of-bounds aside

uhhhh, pierogies. drools.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Picadillo

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Persnickety.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

pumpernickel

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 11, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

prognostication

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

peroration

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Plethora

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Pyogenic

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Piezoelectric

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Phosphorylation

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh. Phosphonates!

by speckops on Dec 11, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Phenylketonurics

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Dec 11, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Alkaptonurics

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm all for Uggla

over every other player I’ve seen the Giants connected to all offseason. Get r done!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

Are there any indications as to who we might give up? As long as it’s not Bumgarner, I don’t really care.

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

GAMESIX ENDORSES POSEY FOR UGGLA

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I WOULD ENDORSE THIS SIGNING

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

well done

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

this should be green

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, fuck you

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But well played

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus, you are one s(l)ick puppy

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, it’s cold where he lives.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 11, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

there was shrinkage

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

/makes scrambled eggs and lobster

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm uncomfortable with the line this discussion is taking

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla over Johnson, even if it does cost prospects

Younger, consistent (lowest OPS in his 4 years is 806 and has played around 150 games in each season), and has no injury history to speak of.

Ideally, we could get both. But if I could only get one, it’d be Uggla.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

since one is a free agent and one is a trade, there should be no reason getting one would prevent us from the other.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

A self imposed Payroll might make this an either/or choice if were the team Big Head would play them doesn’t.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

But it’s all about whether the Giants have the balls to say that Rent should not be our everyday SS or not. Otherwise, we have too many infielders.

Unless, of course, we try the Uggla in LF experiment.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The LF thing I go back and forth on. This is fly ball staff after all and we definitely don’t have infield d to be expecting Pitches to routinely get outs on grounders and Uggla’s range is not exactly encouraging.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Uggla’s biggesnt problem handling sharp grounders? I wouldn’t get many of those in LF.

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not been to impressed with the area he covers. He is not horrible at 2nd but I would have to wonder how in blazes he could cover a an NL West outfield spot with out things getting bad.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

obviously we’re not getting both, but ideally, that woiuld be awesome

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Tease me with talk of Johnson or Uggla at 1st all you want.

With the first 3 moves of the Giants this offseason I am convencied if Sabean bows to his Dingers Gland it will be to bring in Olivio at C and Jacobs at 1st for 40+ DingerZ!!! next season. Of course this being a Sabean Giants team those 40 + DingerZ!!! will be accompanied by 65 Bid EyeZ. But that is a just an unfortunate side effect of sub 310 OBP in the 1 & 2 spots of the order.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

I really want uggla

but i feel like uggla would allow sabean to to get off the hook about garko. “We really wanted to keep him but we had a full infield and needed some flexibility so there was not room for him on the roster” sort of thing. Getting a good player shouldn’t justify releasing garko. Sorry about that rant im just really upset that garko wont get tendered a contract

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

It was a great July showing to save his job, now wasn’t it?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Sabean could include Garko in the deal to free up the roster spot.

I would fine with that if it saved another prospect being included.

by VizquelQuest on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Great idea.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Florida Beinfest/Hill does not want arb eligibles

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but

Garko is not getting a large arb award, and is young and decent – could be the kind of player FLA is looking for, if they want a position player at all

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

word is he will be getting at least $2.5M maybe 3 so Giants want to unload and Florida sez cannot afford

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

he could include a moldy cheese sandwich

too, but I doubt it would sweeten the deal. You are talking about a player THAT THE GIANTS ARE PLANNING TO NON-TENDER.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Pablo at 3rd, Sanchez at 2nd, Johnson at 1st and Uggla in LF.

1 Rowand CF
2 Sanchez 2B
3 Johnson 1B
4 Sandoval 3B
5 Uggla LF
6 Bowker/Scierholtz RF
7 Posey C
8 Renteria SS

by Rorsavelt on Dec 11, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

Yikes

I’d rather just play Sanchez at SS, Uggla at 2nd, and someone who can move in left.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

FLEW!!… haha… but wait for the incoming insults about your franchez at SS comment.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Great minds!

I think you’ll go far, kid.

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be really inclined to see if Sanchez could play SS and put Uggla at 2B. I’d do (just about) anything to get Renteria out of the everyday lineup.

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

SS

I agree, has there been anything in the past to prove that Sanchez can’t play SS?

by panda revival on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Johnson leading off?

Didnt Boston do that a couple years ago with Youkilis because of the crazy OBP?

Johnson
Sanchez
Sandoval
Uggla
Bowker
Posey
Rowand
Renteria

I like that more then Scott personally

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

“What about Johnson ____ing off” is a pretty useful sentence template.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What would we be willing to give up?

Kieshnick for Uggla? Is that enough? Kieshnick & Noonan for Uggla? Too much? I’m trying to figure out what the consensus is.

Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Dec 11, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

So if it’s not Madbum and we can’t deal Wheeler, who would they want? If Runzler really is our #5 prospect, I guess they’d zero in on him?

Runzler + Noonan?

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I would hope that’s the ceiling on talent level. Can I trust Sabes to negotiate lower than that?

Probably not.

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope we keep Runzler, dude is nasty. I remember when they brought him up last year watching him pitch the first time, I sat up in my chair and was like “WTF?!”

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Runzler did a great job last September, but I would still be OK with trading him for an offensive upgrade.

I am pretty “meh” on relievers in general.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally – I’d prefer to keep him, but would deal him quickly for offense.

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

defintely, i still remember his first appearance in milwaukee

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s talk that if he dangles long enough with no biters that the Marlins might go for a couple B pitching prospects because they’d rather have something and have Uggla off the books. His trade value will only lower as the season moves along.

by Rorsavelt on Dec 11, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I dangle plenty long, but I’m never looking for biters.

His trade value will only lower as the season moves along.

Maybe, maybe not. We don’t really know what Uggla’s value is at the moment. If someone else swoops in tomorrow and trades for him, his value is established. His value could also go up as the trade deadline approaches, depending on different team’s needs.

The point is, the more teams that want him, the more his value will increase.

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree. 2 full seasons verse 1 and a half seasons doesn’t change value so much.

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by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I dangle plenty long, but I’m never looking for biters.

Jesus, how many of your comments do I have to rec tonight?

by Dan from NM on Dec 11, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Im fearful of runzler being part of it but id do it. Would HATE to do Neal.

Could see Keischnick and maybe Sosa? Craig Clark?

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Best offer

should be Tanner and Adrianza. Anything better than that and we should walk.

Ideally, we’d go something like Juaquin and Garko.

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Dec 11, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla Johnson

Would be a nice addition to the Giants, but the terms makes me imagine howtheyscored naked.

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

You’ve made me legally blind from that visualization

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 11, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Howie looks pretty good naked.

(And yes, I have seen him naked!)

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

I thought he likes the lights off

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Noonerz

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by bgunn on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

To clarify this for everybody, I only did it because I needed your opinion on something.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

A kundis?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why you’re now asking where to find grow wrap.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Shhhh

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t decide on the mangina, huh?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

“Do these effectively hide my thunder?”

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by groug on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s an app for that.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Only can happen if

Uggla plays LF, Pablo plays C, or Rentarrhea is traded or benched and Sanchez plays SS.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez is not a SS

You do not want a guy playing SS who cannot be a solid defender

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

... like renteria?

Sanchez is probably at least as good defensively as rent.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

/ glances at Arms Jr and wonders is that is what Dr Strangleglove Sabean has in mind.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Enlarged dingerz gland could result in having to go more frequently.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My Dingerz Gland is throbbing

…ew…?

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by jwizzle241 on Dec 11, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

I do feel like my DINGERZ gland might be influencing my opinion on Uggla.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

im super "meh" on him

but like everyone else, I’d be down if the price is low. I guess I don’t care about DINGERZZZZZ as much. Maybe I should see a doctor about my shrunken gland or something.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously my enthusiasm for Uggla hinges on whether or not he’ll cost Thomas Neal.

If yes, GET THE FUCK OUT

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Your NEAL gland is showing.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Impressive, isn’t it?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Just curious, do you think there is a high chance that Neal will be more valuable in the future than Uggla is now?

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by cheno on Dec 12, 2009 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably not a super-high chance but I certainly think there’s a chance.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 12, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

In a vacuum probably not, but for one year of Uggla yes

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 12, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Uggla was under contract for two years, but I appear to have been wrong.

Though I can’t believe this hasn’t been noticed: Uggla has Bonds’ old agent, Borris.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 12, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Cot’s contracts says he has a one-year deal, which is true.

But that’s from his first year of arbitration, so he is under club control for two years- 2 years of arb.

It is a trade for 2 years of Uggla.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 12, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but this is not the only criterion by which teams make trades.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 12, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But I think not considering that is how prospects get over-valued.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Dec 12, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but not considering money and years under team control is how established players get over-valued.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 13, 2009 6:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Money, and years, money money, and years.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 13, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Make sure they order a PET scan for that.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Do girls have the same kind of DINGERZ gland?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Long Ball gland.

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by bgunn on Dec 11, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

oh that’s why they dig it!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

aren’t long balls just ovals?

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Dec 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

My dingerz glad hasn't developed yet

If a guy hits, 45-70 HRs are a year, I’m excited, but to me the difference between 25 and 30 HRs a years doesn’t seem that great.

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

Well, we don’t have anyone on the roster that’s going to put up 25 HRs, so someone capable of giving us 30 HRs gets me randy.

by AndOnTheDrums... on Dec 11, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

A Mr. Sandoval would like to have a word with you.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody forgot about a street walking panda with a heart full of napalm

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I pity da foo

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by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it most likely take Bumgarner to get Uggla?

by Into the Void on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

It shouldn’t.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed

It shouldn’t. better not

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell no it won’t.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’ll take more than Fred Lewis

by aBulldog on Dec 11, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Frandsen.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a Kool aid flavor that is currently banned in the club house.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You spelled Niekrool-aid wrong.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No, He’s our starting All star SS

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Dec 11, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 11, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It won't

It’s already be stated the Marlins don’t want Bumgarner and the Giants won’t give up Sanchez. Take your pick from the rest.

by velvadp on Dec 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ok

they can have Renteria.

by Into the Void on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The hell you say.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Dec 11, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Think I remember seeing that too. Now just no Neal or Runzler.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure they want Bumgarner, they just aren’t expecting to get him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Dan Johnson

I can has both!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

The decathlete?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 11, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

nice! is he the one that made it or the one that choked?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends what you call a "choke"

Dan “choked” before Barcelona, but won a gold medal in Atlanta. Dave only won a bronze in Barcelona

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah…. i just remember all those nike commercials with the two of them training. then one didn’t even go. still a great marketing campaign though.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t remember who the other guy was, but I do remember all those Reebok commercials featurung the two

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

crap was it reebok?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Some shoe company that is sewed togther by little pinko commie kids

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently so. Something I learned today: Dan O’Brien is of African-American and Finnish heritage. Well, since his name is O’Brien, that makes perfect sense.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda of like the big Swede on the Sharks, Douglas Murray?

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If the difference were between a free Uggla and a free Nick Johnson…

I think the difference between the two might be a free Nelson Mandela

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

a free tibet?

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Aung San Suu Kyi!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy New Year

For Aung San Suu Kyi, my dear

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds was crack for my dingerz gland

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by stealth snail on Dec 11, 2009 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Until Johnson and Delgado are off the market, I’m not really down with Uggla.

Better offense, without giving up talent, you know.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

Better at being broken.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take a better hitter for 130 games over a worse one for 150.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the correct answer.

by Evan on Dec 11, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m totally on board with this as long as PODS is in too.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

We can play Arms Jr a couple days a week and we will be 1/3rd of the way to being the Royals!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

dave is The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Im with ya

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OJ makes sense

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dingerz or not, Uggla’s career SLG is just good, nothing special. He got it over .480 once in his career. His OBP was never that good either. He’s definitely a good player, but I really don’t think people should treat him as some great slugger.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Does he need a BLB OBP to be great?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he means barry lamar bonds obp

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla’s OBP is not going to hurt our lineup.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

OK.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, a career .344 is a pretty respectable OBP.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really see how this contradicts anything I said.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

well, you’ve got to be great at something to be great.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a pretty damn good hitter for a second baseman, but we really need to be comparing him to 1B, since that’s who he would be bumping out of the lineup.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And when you put it that way …

Uggla career: .257/.344/.482
Garko career: .279/.351/.441

by Evan on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

So roughly a 390 wOBA vs a 381 wOBA?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla .354
Garko .351

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Was trying the quick estemate formula in my head. Obviously not a good idea.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

but for an assignment in my AI class this year, I trained a neural net to calculate an approximate wOBA from BA/OBP/SLG, so when we start the community projections, I’ll post wOBA values for anyone who wants it for theirs.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t work yourself too hard there over Garko, he’s basically gone already.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never thought much of Garko. I also think Uggla’s more likely to hit close to his career numbers than Garko.

I’m just trying show that the upgrade from Uggla, though real, is pretty marginal.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, it might be all positional value, but Garko has been worth 0.8, 1.5, 0.5 and 0.8 WAR per year so far in his career. Uggla has been in the 2.5-4.5 range every year.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, that first year was compiled in like 200 AB, so I won’t count it.

Uggla’s had more PA than Garko the last three years, but not a whole lot more.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Garko loses about a win per year in positional value. Uggla gains about 2.3.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

he gains a full 2.3 WAR solely for positional value?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

nevermind, that’s runs

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Good cause I was like “WHAAAAAAAAAT”

Especially since catchers are set at +12.5

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s 2.3 runs above replacement.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Garko’s are right, though. That’s about 1.5 wins in positioning.

Garko is also a really terrible defender, so there’s that.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

who is an everyday player?

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I break players down into everyday players, table setters, run producers, all stars.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I divide players more along the lines of table setters, eaters, dish washers, and chefs.

by snafu on Dec 11, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

scullery boys

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

brian sabean is a total moron

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, again

He was 9th among 2B in wOBA this year. 5th last year, 14th in 2007. Good, not great.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

wOBA isn’t park adjusted, is it?

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

nope. There’s also not a bunch of 2B that can get into the top 10 consistently, so if you did like a three year average he’s be, I dunno, 6th or 7th.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He's no great shakes

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Neutralized to the 2009 AT&T Park environment, Uggla’s career SLG becomes .496.

LANDSHARK STADIUM: IT KILLS POWER.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hanley says bullshit.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hanley’s SLG goes up about 10 points if you do this.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

totally kidding.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think anyone here is

just that he hits DINGERZZZZZZZZ and we haven’t had someone who can do that reliably since lamar left. Also, he’d be like the 2nd best hitter on the team.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

a tablesetter and a DINGERZZZZZZZ = more runs

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

2 good hitters = more runs. Doesn’t matter if one is a “tablesetter” or not.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Lies!

Then what would they use to eat the post-game spread?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop. Just stop.

You don’t know what you are talking about.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to be non-tendered.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t have much trade value six months ago — Scott Barnes isn’t a top prospect or anything. And since then Garko has (a) sucked, and (b) gotten more expensive.

by Evan on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Barnes isn’t a top prospect or anything.

/throws something heavy at sabean

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't think garko is some amazing player

but it’s unfair to describe him as someone who has sucked since his trade to the giants considering:
(a) bruce bochy
and
(b) brian sabean

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If they get Uggla, I don't think they'll get Johnson

unless Sabes is willing to eat Renteria’s contract and just put him on the bench while moving Franchez to SS. But then they still might need a OF and let the rest of the remaining OFs battle for the spot not taken by the new guy.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

The thing is

Thanks to Pablo and Franchez’s versatility, Renteria could actually function as a utility IF, which wouldn’t be awful.

He could play SS and you could shuffle the rest of the infield so that anyone who needs a rest could get it.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I’d like a healthy Renteria in the utility INF role. He’d probably give us more than we ever expected from Uribe and we’re paying him anyway.

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Winter Meetings Losers

according to Jon Heyman

2. Giants: The worst-hitting team in baseball announced through continually cantankerous GM Brian Sabean that it didn’t have the funds to play for Holliday or Bay, which ought to be real encouraging news for Tim Lincecum, the freakish talent who could only manage 15 wins due to a lack of run support. They continue to wait in the unrealistic hope that power-hitting Dan Uggla will be non-tendered by the Marlins (he won’t be) and haven’t really seemed to figure out how to field an offense to match the pitching talent they’ve assembled. Even if they eventually get Uggla, they’ll have to figure out how to rework their defensive alignment to fit two second basemen (with Freddy Sanchez being the other).

but LOL Dodgers:

5. Dodgers: It appears the storied franchise may sit on the sideline as the McCourts duke it out this winter. They will need to find two starting pitchers at some point, but they may have to do it on the cheap. Pineiro would help, but at this point, there’s a chance they may suffer the indignity of having Washington outbid them for someone they want.

unfortunately, the Dodgers have a better excuse.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 11, 2009 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

He thought the D-backs were winners.

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by jctGamer on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL HEYMAN

He thought Santana deserved the Cy Young award in 08 because “he pitched in New York”.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman seems to be clueless about the D-backs…

by nataku on Dec 12, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! #2!!!!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Retarded GM is retarded.
Even if they eventually get Uggla, they’ll have to figure out how to rework their defensive alignment to fit two second basemen (with Freddy Sanchez being the other).

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL F.Sanchez!!!!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a similar feeling currently. OTOH this is Jon Heyman. Lots of nifty factoids, utterly nonsensical viewpoints.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This part annoys me
They continue to wait in the unrealistic hope that power-hitting Dan Uggla will be non-tendered by the Marlins

I dont really think anyone thinks we are doing that. But Heyman makes it sound like its fact.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman is kind of a moron.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Since the winter meetings I started following him on Twitter for updates

but that sentence alone makes me want to drop him.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I did the same with some scout I was following on there (forget his name)

I dropped him because on the night of Dirtys no-no he wrote that the last pitch wasnt a strike.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman is kind of a moron.

Fixed.

by deuce deuce on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

great minds

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no kind of

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Sabean

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Full picture in case you wanna see it

http://n8dawg.deviantart.com/art/Wilderness-Explorers-bg-144176082

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I like your work Natto

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You should see him in the sack!

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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of that

You should really let him out now. He is going to run out of air.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a little longer though.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

TWHS

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s awesome.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If I had 1/10000000000000000000000000 of your talent

I’d be 20x better than I am now.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

fluffer

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

just jealous. I really want to be good at drawing but I’m just not. Don’t have whatever gene you need to be artistic.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Kevin?

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Dec 11, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

needs moar paparazzi shirt

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Who the fuck cares what that dumbass thinks?

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I am seriously scared about this trade

…But mostly because we haven’t heard about potential players involved, which scares me because it might be Neal.

This is my best case scenario:
LF Fred Lewis, 1B Ryan Garko, RP Steve Edlefsen and 2B Nick Noonan for 2B Dan Uggla

There. I said it. Garko may be in the package because he replaces Ross Gload as a right handed bench bat. Lewis may fit with Florida because it’s possible that they will move Coghlan back to 2B, his natural position. As for edlefsen and noonan, that’s the hope, not the expectation.

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Noonan straight up for Uggla would be a mistake.

by Evan on Dec 11, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Please take Noonan.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Or they can just wait until Sunday and sign Garko for nothing.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But then there’s no guarantee that Garko signs with them. Garko would be a toss in in any trade, so it may be a moot point

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it's Neal

Sabean spoke very highly of him in his MLB chat and seems to be in the Giant’s future plans. I would be very surprised if that’s who we trade.

Also, the Marlins want two pitching prospects in return for Uggla.

by velvadp on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing Pucetas as he’s close to be a MLB pitcher and probably somebody from AA.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe Pucetas and Joaquin

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I believe this is where a Scott Barnes might have been handy.

by velvadp on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But then we couldn’t trade Garko in a package for Uggla!

by speckops on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the question is do the Marlins consider Pucetas a pitching prospect?

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick, someone forward them our community prospects list from last year!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

See…TOP 10 PROSPECT

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Martinez
Pucetas
Maday
Tanner
Sosa

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP RYAN THE BIG SADOWSKI

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

what is the AAA Fresno starting rotation in 2010?

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummy
Martinez
Pucetas
Maday
Alderson
Barnes

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOO! The Horror! The Horror!

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess show them his numbers at AAA last season

It’s solid but he’s no ace and maybe a #3 starter at best. How about offering Valdez? People tend to fall in love with a pitcher that throws 98-99 mph.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Pucetas is going to be a #3 starter ever.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

#5 starter at absolute best, I'd say

More likely a middle reliever.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Shh..don't tell the Marlins

Just say he’s like the huskier version of Matt Cain circa 2005.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Messers Beinfest and Hill please disregard the previous couple of posts

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Play hard to get

Marlins’ GM: "Hey Bri, how about adding this Kevin Pu…Pussy..tuss kid?

Sabean: “No, no no no no. You kiddin’? We see Placentas as our Matt Cain 2.0, we even traded Alderson because of Kelvin and you want me to throw him in for Uggla? C’mon man.”

Marlins’ GM: “B-ri, Dan is an all-star 2B, we’ll have to have Kevin to make this happen.”

Sabean: “Can’t do it. Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. Can’t do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win.”

Marlins’ GM: “Umm, okay. I guess we’ll..”

Sabean: “Alright, alright. My toes hurt from all these tire-kicking but if I HAD to include Keith Placebos in the deal to get it done — I’ll do it. [sigh]”

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just as long as he doesn’t include Madison Rosinbagger, I will be happy.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry, Rosinbagger stays put

Sabean: “Guys, great news! We got Uggla!”

[All Giants’ pitchers cheer]

Brian Wilson: “So boss, who did we trade for him?”

Sabean: “Good vibrations, B-Wezzzz. We gave up a pitcher by the name of Timothy LeRoy, can you believe that? Says on my roster that he was a 2006 draft pick but I’ve NEVER heard of him!”

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That seems like a lot for Dan Uggla.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The approach i’m taking is that Sabean will undervalue Lewis, Frandsen and Garko in any trade because they are as good as gone. as a fan, I view those 3 as not even on the roster because BS and Bochy don’t like them, so it’s a sunken cost in a trade

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

on the plus side, we get to keep velez because nobody wants him

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

VROOOM

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I predict no Neal.

Maybe Kiesch + (maybe Sosa or Clark)

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting concerned with SF dealing away too much pitching. The draft has not been replenishing as much either

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

they do but Sabean cannot be dealing the Bumgarners, Clarks and whoever is at the top of the list. The only pitcher I can think of who can contribute at the ML level in the next year or two is Bummy. If trade away pitching then need to find some more either thru trade/draft/FA

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I wouldnt want to do Clark. I really like him

Tease.

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by groug on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Im a flirt

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like when that character took that dude’s advice to be celibate for six months on Bones.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

My head is still spinning from the conjectured logic of Sabean choosing to re-sign Sanchez while ditching Garko.

One performed poorly in small sample size due to small sample size
The other performed poorly in small sample size due to injury which is a nagging concern

So… keep guy with a nagging concern.

by Every6thDay on Dec 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Two injuries right?

Wasn’t it both his knee and his shoulder?

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Non-tender deadline

When do teams have to offer a contract or non-tender a player? If Johnson or Uggla is a Giant by ______, will Sabes hold onto Garko? I don’t really get the point of non-tendering Garko, couldn’t he be like an even worse defending Doumit-type utility player. Positional Flexibility!

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 11, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

Tomorrow

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Saturday December 12th 9pm PT

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow…Where am I?

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

More importantly, where are your pants?

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I stole them

I got tired of looking at Howie naked.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for your opinion on that, by the way. I think that of the options you described, the second one is probably the best way for me to deal with it.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OK...

For some reason HTS linked to this thread at the end of the Podsednik thread, and it really confused me.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant had been linking to his new threads from the bottoms of the recent epically large threads, so I just put it down there in case anybody was just keeping that tab open without checking the site the way I usually do.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

I assumed you’re linking to a new Podsednik thread. It took me about 150 comments to realize I’ve already read this.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SI Winners and Losers
2. Giants: The worst-hitting team in baseball announced through continually cantankerous GM Brian Sabean that it didn’t have the funds to play for Holliday or Bay, which ought to be real encouraging news for Tim Lincecum, the freakish talent who could only manage 15 wins due to a lack of run support. They continue to wait in the unrealistic hope that power-hitting Dan Uggla will be non-tendered by the Marlins (he won’t be) and haven’t really seemed to figure out how to field an offense to match the pitching talent they’ve assembled. Even if they eventually get Uggla, they’ll have to figure out how to rework their defensive alignment to fit two second basemen (with Freddy Sanchez being the other).

by troymccluresf on Dec 11, 2009 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

He thought the D-backs were winners.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a similar feeling currently. OTOH this is Jon Heyman. Lots of nifty factoids, utterly nonsensical viewpoints.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman sucks

Reminds of that slick haired guy (Paulie?) from the Sopranos

by velvadp on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Silvio?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Dec 11, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like I heard this before.

by out machine on Dec 11, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s déjà vu all over again…

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The worst-hitting team in baseball announced through continually cantankerous GM Brian Sabean that it didn’t have the funds to play for Holliday or Bay, which displeased my sponsor and friend, Scott Boras, who is handing me a hot lead wrapped in $100s under the table as I’m writing this.

by Grant on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I forgot Jon Heyman was Scott Boras’s boyfriend. It all makes sense now.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I picture Heyman as Mink and Boras as The Dane from Miller’s Crossing.

“Jeezus, Sabes? Why would you say that? Jeeeeezus, we ain’t even been talking! Jeeeeezus!”

by Grant on Dec 11, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

wait… wouldn’t that make Sabes the Smart one? He’s more like Leo.

Tom would be agent Ned, I guess… Mr. Inside-outsky like some goddamn bolshivik taking his orders from Yegg central.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is Bernie Bernbaum?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

A.J. Pierzynski? Some sick twist like that.

by Grant on Dec 11, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

/gasps
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian Bocock

since he has to be “protected” on the 40man

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Sabes has to be Johnny Caspar. I can just picture him getting fed up in negotiations and saying he’s sick of getting the high hat.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Runnin' things.

It ain’t all gravy.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL HEYMAN

He thought Santana deserved the Cy Young award in 08 because "he pitched in New York".

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s a hard place to pitch!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get how we can be the second biggest loser of Winter Meetings. We didn’t do anything and the Holliday/Bay announcement seriously came like a month ago.

And the Astros are one of the winners? WTF????

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They signed a lot of players!!! Bold!!! Leadership!!!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ed Wade= GM of the century!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If only that they had good players they needed to trade away…

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

by not re-signing Bengie, we lost a lot of weight.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I know everyone wants Uggla and Johnson but instead how about Uggla and Cameron? I know the Giants are interested in both and it would be a great way to improve our offense

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 11, 2009 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

Well if they do get Uggla then Cameron suddenly makes more sense than Johnson. But actually Cameron and Johnson makes sense also.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

drool. That would be awesome!

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 11, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If

Kelley Johnson’s non-tendered LOL F.Sanchez even harder.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Trade Hope

Ryan Garko & Eugenio Velez for Kelly Johnson-The Braves need a cheap stopgap 1B until Freeman is ready and Johnson is like a good Velez. I know it’ll never happen but I can dream.

by Gobroks on Dec 11, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

jeeze

why not throw in Zito and Rowand while you are at it.

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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN Rumor Central
UPDATE: FoxSports.com is reporting today that progress may have been made Friday in trade negotiations between the Marlins and the Giants.

Could left-hander Jonathan Sanchez, a name long-attached to Florida’s interest, be part of a trade for Florida, and might that prompt the Giants to go out and look for his replacement?

Adding Sanchez could make Josh Johnson a little bit more available, and could have the same impact on Ricky Nolasco, who is also arbitration eligible.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

If the Giants trade Sanchez, then they will absolutely have to go out and look for his replacement.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

they might just go into next season without a 4th starter, you don’t know.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy can be both first and fourth starter EASY.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Pucetas and Martinez 4 and 5, duh.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

70 wins!

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Teehee, 69!

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yankee won the WS with 3 starters

Sabean thinks he can do the same as Giants’ top 3 pitchers are better!

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

chasm

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

For Uggla?

They’ll have to look for MY FUCKING REPLACEMENT!

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

please, don't.

Uggla for Sanchez is almost as dumb as Cain 4 Fielder

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s dumber

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to agree

dumber

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Makes Cain for Fielder look smart

Srsly, Sanchez upside>>>>>>>>Uggla upside, and costs way less, and throws no-noes

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Giants have other options instead of Uggla, but don’t have the pitching depth to make Sanchez expendable.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

SF Giants Pitching Depth

Just look at the Community Prospect List

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want any of them to start the season in the Major League rotation.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

MadBum and . . . . . . Clayton Tanner?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

not much depth there. One injury and you’re rolling with the Ramon Ortiz express.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we still have Matt Kinney?

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we do.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries, then.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll always have Matt Kinney.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Dec 11, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Be careful my friend. Be very careful.

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

cryptic

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially considering Cain for Fielder would actually be a solid trade.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Really, contracts considered?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Fielder is the better player. Fielder will cost more. Same age. Fielder is probably less likely to get injured, on account of not being a pitcher. Both signed for two years.

Whatever. I wouldn’t do it, but It’s close. I don’t see what’s so dumb about it.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 11, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see what’s so dumb about it.

I believe the answer to this depends on who replaces Cain in the rotation?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave Bush

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just so I understand this

Are you saing a Fielder in the hand is worth a Cain in the Bush?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but a Johnson in the Bush...

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus they don’t make an operation Fielder that will keep that guy from eating his way out of an early retirement.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Every year I think that he will turn into Moo Vaugn. He keeps surprising me.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s only 26

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, man, the Mayor is gonna have a cow.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like a cow’s opinion. It’s moo.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Much dumber.

Sanchez for Uggla is equivalent to paying Uggla about $17M.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the Marlins already stated that they were not expecting anything like Bumgarner or Sanchez?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Could the question just be a fancy way of hiding the author’s bullshit guess?

by Grant on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Could Grant be losing patience with sportswriters?

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, fine. Sanchez and Velez for Uggla and Nolasco. Done. Next.

by Grant on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If we trade Velez then we must sign Scotty Pods.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The two year Scotty PODS deal will be announced sunday, immediately following the Uggla trade to dampen the blow. Don’t worry about it.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The option will vest if Scotty PODS ends the year with a OBP below .300!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy [tries to kill Sabean]
Scotty Podsednik: I like this team! It’s exciting!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I’m going with a 2 yr, that options guaranteed to vest.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, gotta be Cainer!

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

not that Sabean’s not capable of supremely dumb crap, but “No you can’t have Bumgarner, but here, how about Jonathan Sanchez.” does not sound like his particular brand of dumb crap.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he realizes how important Sanchez is to the team next year.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah. I don’t see anything new on Fox Sports.

FALSE ALARM!!!
(I hope)

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like they wouldn’t really want Sanchez anyway. Isn’t he arb-eligible too?

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Si

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

good point

FLA wants to deal with as few arb cases as possible. Like they are allergic to them.

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

$36.8m

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Or less than Barry Zito, Aaron Rowand, and Edgar FAILeria

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Could I eat a box of Cheez-its in 10 minutes? Could the Mariners move to Oklahoma City and become the Lightning? Could a beached whale smell like daffodils? I don’t know, but a lot of things could happen.

by snafu on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d settle for a couple of no-no’s this season from Tim & Matt.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not likely, no, NO

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not seeing much fire behind this smoke.

I’m a lot more okay with trading Sanchez for a bat than most — if you think he doesn’t still have a lot of flameout potential, you’re kidding yourself, and having a whole rotation of above-average pitchers and a bad lineup is a really stupid allocation of resources if you ever want to make noise in the playoffs. Nothing’s easier to acquire in free agency, especially short-term, than a credible fourth or fifth starter. Trading an arm for a bat is absolutely something we should do.

But not this arm for this bat. Actually, even that swap isn’t outrageous in a vacuum… the key is, not this arm for this bat in this context, where the Marlins don’t have any real leverage. We shouldn’t have to put Dirty on the table here.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Golden State Worriers.

by onlxn on Dec 11, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Of course if they wanted to do Uggla and Johnson for Sanchez and Bumgarner I’d be on board.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Josh Johnson is pretty damn good. Trading your #4 starter and a prospect for a #2 starter and a good hitter? Yes I would definitely do that, even given Uggla’s salary.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose technically the could, assuming they weren’t very big, were flight-capable, and weren’t in there long enough to suffocate.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

butt pee

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by RDreamer on Dec 11, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Uggla in LF

The more I think about it – defensively – the more comfortable I am with it. Looking at the LF other teams run out there, he’d probably be slightly below average to average but not abysmal or horrifying. I can live with that to get his bat in our lineup.

What I don’t know is if he’ll lose almost all of his value in the position change. By WAR, how much will his value drop if he’s a LF instead of a 2B? 10 runs? One full win?

But, one thing that pretty much overrides every other consideration for me is the fact that Velez/Torrez will not start in LF for us. However, IF we sign Johnson to play 1B and trade for Uggla and put him in LF, I’d still have to pray that Velez/Torres wasn’t our starting RF.

Fuck, I hate rooting for this team sometimes.

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by tedfordfan on Dec 11, 2009 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

How much worse could he be than velez?

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly!

Better way to sum up my thinking – he’s replacing Velez in both the lineup and the field – not any of our (extremely relatively) more valuable hitters in the IF (again, assuming we sign Johnson).

Still the loving, adoptive father of Hector Sanchez. And who doesn't love switch-hitting catchers with power and patience?

by tedfordfan on Dec 11, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Uggla/Johnson would be a homeless man’s Holliday/Johnson. But it’d still make me happy

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The positional adjustment between 2B and LF is 10 runs or 1 win so he would be less valuable (In WAR terms at least) Of course it depends on how his defense translates and the other available options.

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by GiantFan on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

also a reply fail!

That takes some skillz

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay! I have internet at my house now. I’m not sure I want Uggla unless he’s a salary dump for lesser prospects.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

I would love to see the reaction if it was Dan Uggla for Brett Pill and/or Brock Bond.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Bond AND Pill!!??!? WTF RU DOING SABES!

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, the best part about this sad affair is that Garko is going to get non-tendered.

loltrade

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A few months ago when I predicted that, GRM said there was no chance of that happening. So you must be wrong!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wilriv would flip out

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

EME would also have to be included.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLJAX

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

why he is not in contention to start in LF and Pill be the starting 1b is beyond my pay grade. Jax should be the backup catcher

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The idea is to improve on last year’s offense.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Jpons is getting sassy.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand

I’m sure he’s thrilled about Tony Pena Jr.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the first thing I thought about in that post.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

A computer without internet is pointless

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Second time today: LOL YOUNG

My family had a computer like 3 years before we ever had an Internet connection.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah

but I mean in today’s world. I didn’t have internet until I was like 13. Lol wow yeah, that’s young. Just sayin.

I AM NOT SAYING

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And the first time you signed on, someone propositioned you for pics, amirite?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My family didn’t have the internet until I was in High School. And once we did, it was slow slow we could play entire games of Solitaire while pages loaded.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember when we first got dial up I put my friend’s home number in because I knew he had a modem too so I thought our computers could talk to each other that way.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Why didn’t I think of that!?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my parents first got online in the late 80s through work. I first started getting online from home circa 1991. Which I remember because it was the fifth season of TNG, whee – the first thing I did on the Internet was read Star Trek Usenet groups.

/wonders how many of the young hooligans here don’t even know about Usenet.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I never used Usenet for anything other than illegal downloads.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It's all about the torrents now, baby

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, actually, magnet links

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

pfft

google mediafire+album name

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

whoah

never heard of that one. That’s pretty crazy.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

alternate options

blogspot, megaupload, rapidshare (for dire situations)

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So okay. What is tumblr?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Idk. What the hell is Google Wave?

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

idke!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got Google Wave invites if anyone wants to check it out.

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 11, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

we're thinking of using it at work

it sounds like a good platform for inter-departmental communication

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by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a youtube video about that…looks like it would be useful for that

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A mini blog

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that a blogging tool?

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate rapidshare

but yeah, it works in a pinch.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

God, I love this so much.

by grape on Dec 11, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

There was no such thing as the internet when I was 3, 13 or in high school.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLD

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Internet didn’t exist when you were in high school, and you graduated at the age of 18, that would make you about 60.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, arguably

But the first proto-Internet connection was made in 1969.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What was called the internet. I think it was BBS back then.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the term Internet dates back to sometime in the 80s. Before that there was ARPAnet.

BBSes aren’t quite the same thing.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember the term internet in the 80s.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because only five people, all in academia, were using it.

I don’t think commercial access to the Internet was available at all until just about the end of the 80s.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I used email in the late 80s (in college). Very, very few people were using it back then. You needed an equally nerdy correspondent.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember using Gopher and Archie… that’s old…and some thing with a spider on it.

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

WebCrawler?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The thing I do remember was going to the library, using the computer and calling a number to get “online”. It was all BASIC.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was in high school desktop computers were things like apple IIe and the good old Commodore 64.

In college the programming language we learned was BASIC and some LOGO. Computer nerds took more exciting classes like FORTRAN and COBOL.

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the stuff I had in high school.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I took 6502 assembly

in junior high. I don’t think I really “got it” though.

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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember a friend trying to load a program from cassette tape onto a Timex Sinclair from a Walkman and somehow causing a small blow-up in the battery compartment. Good times.

by non sequitur on Dec 11, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

was there

an annoyingly long acronym that could be phonetically said for everything in the early internet age?

by sfoakbay on Dec 12, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how many people on here never had to use dialup?

EEEEEEBRRRRGGHHHHEEGEOOOKKKKKKKSHHHHH

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the days when 9600 BAUD was FAST.

/old man

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Global Village TelePort Bronze 2400 for Macintosh! ADB powered!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a 300 baud modem

connected to a C64. FidoNet!

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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The very thought of a person like that terrifies me. And I’m 24.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

As a 23 year old

I couldn’t agree more.

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by j14 on Dec 11, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Also 24 and in total agreement.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

+24

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
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by Viliphied on Dec 12, 2009 1:18 AM PST up reply actions  

/raises hand

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

oh wait

I read that wrong. I thought it said “I wonder how many people on here ever had to use dial up”

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

me and dial up

go way back

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by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet Graham never did

isn’t he like 18?

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Alexander Graham Bell?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

CRACKALAKA

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

17

But my parents are 50 unfortunately, so I was unlucky enough to experience it during the early years of my internet escapades.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL YOUNG

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

o_0

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I did, actually.

I haven’t forgotten, don’t worry.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The lotion would dry out in your hand by the time the page loaded.

What?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Grampa swore by Vaseline during the war. There was this spot on Guadalcanal called Vaseline Alley where—

—uh, nevermind.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

How the youngest members of this board? They’re 13, 14 years old.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Fox is pretty young, I think Ramah is an 8th grader.

sfoakbay is the youngest regular poster, hes a freshman in high school.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit, I feel old now.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ve ever used dialup.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ve ever used wired Ethernet.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

they’ve probably only used their phones

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by j14 on Dec 11, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They are young enough to probably never seen a typewriter or a record player. I’m old enough to remember 8-track players.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do people always assume kids have never seen a record player?

Of course we have because you keep showing us one.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I recently got myself one of those USB turntables. Supposed to rip your vinyl to MP3, but I just use it to play records.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazon sells a lot of turntables.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Why didnt you just buy a record player? Wouldnt that be cheaper?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It's good to have the option to rip I suppose

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Well you could illegally download the songs for free

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

that’s what I would do personally. But I’m LOL young

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember if you guys get caught, you could be fined heavily.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

True

that’s why you don’t get caught.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats why I always do it on a friends computer

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I does my heart good to know there’s still people who know the true meaning of friendship.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

that’s what i used to do, until his mom found out…

by sfoakbay on Dec 12, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not anymore! The record companies have stopped suing individuals who make downloads.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WE WIN

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

if you do that

you don’t get all the great pops, scratches, and static that made the LP experience so wondermous.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2009 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh, it was only eighty bucks.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hahhahaha

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

One year during the first week of school – before we switched over to cd’s – we pulled out a record, and one of the 4 year olds was heard to gasp “Look at the BIG CD!!!!”

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Theyre 4, they probably dont know what a I-Pod is either.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The ones this year do.

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you should see my 2 year old niece work an iphone.

She knows exactly what icons are games for her, and how to look at pictures and movies, especially of herself and her baby sister.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure why that sounds wrong

but it just does.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

it makes one feel old.

She’ll be amazed at how well her two yr old niece is able to handle her Google Brain Implant.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that after we rediscover the means of download resurrection?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I can’t wait for that. Google’s Human OS.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus ca change, plus ce la meme chose

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

c’est la meme chose

/Nazi de grammaire

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It has me

by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Jawohl, mein herr! /salutes, clicks heels

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m 19 and I have owned a record player for three years, but just to be cool and ironic (not really I found a 500 lp record collection in the street containing virtually every classic)

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by TexasRanger on Dec 12, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a football player at BC who would go dumpster diving with his granddad and says that’s how he got his record collection, too. Are you Jamie Silva?

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by cornball on Dec 12, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad used to have an 8-track player in his old Nova but I am too young to remember when they were actually used regularly.

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by j14 on Dec 11, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I have driven around listening to Janis Joplin on 8 track in a 66 Thunderbird.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I own an 8-track player. It doesn’t work. But it’s a great paperweight.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

my step dad had one of those
simon and garfunkel and creedence come to mind…

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Thay are alright, I prefer Atmosphere.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m young and I just bought a lot of vinyl. In fact, I prefer record players to iPods, so.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WEIRDO

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HIPSTER SCUM

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER ON VINYL, DAMMIT.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

my grandpa has this really old typewriter (alithough something that is really old for me probably isn’t that old for a lot of people), which is the only typewriter i’ve ever actually seen. it was interesting to use, i guess

by sfoakbay on Dec 12, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

t0taly

liek whats a desktop d00d

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m afraid to ask, but how many people here actually learned to type on a type-writer?

/raises hand

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

me too
IBM Selectric

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

and I

I knew the typing teacher, and when I walked into the classroom he told me to sit at one of the selectrics at the front of room instead of the rows and rows of Underwoods at the back D:

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by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

hell, I have an old manual typewriter upstairs in my teacher closet somewhere. One ribbon with a band of red and a band of black …

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not me, but when I write I do my best with the software I have to create that typewriter feeling. I want Cormac McCarthy’s manual typewriter; he’s finally donating it to charity or something.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t learn to type on a typewriter but I used one quite a bit in Junior High. My family didn’t get a computer until I was in 8th grade so when I couldn’t get a ride to the library or go to a friends house I had to use the typewriter. At least it was electronic.

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by j14 on Dec 11, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned on a Brother Word Processor

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

my mom still owns a sewing machine made by Brother

by sfoakbay on Dec 12, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wilriv?!

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by Natto on Dec 12, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, but I actually never used one except in typing class.

by Dan from NM on Dec 11, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

learned on a manual typewriter in typing class at the high school when i was in summer school between 7th and 8th grades.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I walked out of a typing class that used typewriters in junior year.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Me. 105 wpm with 96%+ accuracy, baby. But that was a long time ago.

by non sequitur on Dec 11, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I even knew

how to count tabs and columns, how many pica lines on a sheet, etc.

Such knowledge now wasted, but also forgotten. Like trig.

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by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a minute. I think it was more like 95 wpm at my peak, not 105. Sometimes I exaggerate my typing skills to impress the ladies. Though this strategy has never been especially effective.

by non sequitur on Dec 12, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah

I’m from the Mavis Beacon generation

by snafu on Dec 12, 2009 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

me

I took typing in 7th grade

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by zenbitz on Dec 13, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like a porn collection without any of the porn.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

O CONGRATULATIONS

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Dec 12, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

What is Garko’s contract? Since it’s obvious that Sabean won’t utilize him does he have any trade value?

by atxgiantsfan on Dec 11, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Garko doesn’t have a contract.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Arb.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He has to be tendered a contract for the Giants to trade him. He’s going to get non-tendered tomorrow.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants have probably been shopping him since October.

Or at least I hope they would have been.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants have probably been shopping him since October August

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s going to be non-tendered so he doesn’t have any trade value.

Proud parent of Waldis Joaquin!

by GiantFan on Dec 11, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

NO TRADE VALUE

DUE TO LACK OF SMARTNESS BY TEAM

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Dec 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

NO TRADE VALUE

DUE TO LACK OF TALENT BY PLAYER

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

So does that mean we could be looking at a year of Travis if we don’t sign/move anyone?

by atxgiantsfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think the Giants would be non-tendering Garko if they weren’t pretty sure they were going to sign at least one of their targets.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Travis needs a year off.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Packing is a pain. Earlier this week, I packed books: 21 boxes. Now packing CDs, because I’m an old man who still owns physical media. I would say I wish it was over, but in that case we’d be in Florida already.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Norco’s and cold beer really help.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel your pain. We had a bunch of books to move, too. I like physical media, too, but damned if I didn’t think about getting a Kindle for a second.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I also do this.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I do it too

DAMNIT

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

my wife really starts ragging on me for reading too much when it’s moving time.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a lot more books than my wife

But I packed all of them, including hers, so she really has no grounds to complain.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine your wife glaring at you as she lifts 400 lb boxes of books.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We have movers for that part!

On this end, anyway. Moving in may be a different beast.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have literally 500+ LPS and that shit’s heavy. Heavier than books. And I have lots of big texts too. I don’t care for CD’s, they scratch too easily. There’s no way around a move though, unless you want to give retards big bucks to fuck all of your shit up.
Call Sabes.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My medical text-books are ridiculous. Robbins’ is 1200 pages. Harrison’s is almost 2000. Cecil’s is 1000+. And that’s just three books.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I know right!

Robbins:
“Take two asprin and call me in the morning” (in 1200 languages)

Harrison:
“Doc, it Hurts when I do this.”
“Don’t do that.” (in 1000 languages)

Cecil:
“Eat less and and exercise more” (1000 languages).

Now you owe me $90,000.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
-------
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine!

/opens wallet

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When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m strill trying to find a way to get my heavy-ass LPs to Texas. I mistakenly left them at my mom’s house almost five years ago. I’m gonna have to do a road trip one year.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

moving to FLA sounds painful, all in itself

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he’ll still be able to call it soda.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Better think twice in south Florida.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't even know where any of my CDs are

yeah yeah, LOL YOUNG. But seriously- like 35 GBs of music on my computer would just be way too many CDs

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Moving = lame

Especially when you don’t have help.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Jorge Cantu?

….may be coming available shortly

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

No thanks.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather the Giants be in first place than see that douche in the orange and black.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

? Me too

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 11, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m making fun of someone upthread.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lol this

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

OT:

But Hot Stove Season really reminds me of all the baseball lingo I hate: big bat, pop, professional hitter, etc.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm doing research on prospects for our dynasty draft

and I can say that I agree with you. That crap is really getting annoying.

“He doesn’t have the tools, but all the kid does is WIN! He’s a BASEBALL PLAYER”

Me: yeah, I’m not drafting him.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I was listening to MLB on XM today while coming home from work and Rob Dibble was talking about Garrett Atkins and how he might get non-tendered. He was like “The kid has pop and plays a slick 3B”

I wanted to run my car off the road.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

They just say shit

they have no idea if it’s true, but they say it like it is. And everyone thinks they’re good because they say it with such authority and THEY USED TO PLAY SO THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

I really hate TV ANALysts.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard XM’s MLB coverage but their shows have really gone downhill. They have this guy ‘Jody Mac’ that works with Dibble and I swear he has the most annoying voice ever. It’s even worse than Ralph’s voice. He sounds like he’s eating a sandwich while talking with a head cold.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Jody Mac used to be a WFAN guy, I think.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The only time I will ever know anything about sports talk radio is WFAN. I used to listen all the time when I was in middle school and living in Jersey. Then when I was in NYC for college I listened every now and then out of nostalgia.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

WFAN? That would explain his terribleness.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was 11 I loved Chris Russo because he seemed to be the only other person on the east coast who liked the post-1989, pre-1993 Giants!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I love his rants about the 02 WS

so cathartic to hear someone get worked up about my team.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

During that World Series, I was splitting my time between my room in Manhattan and my now-wife’s house in Connecticut. YES was simulcasting that show on tv in those days, and I came across it flipping around after Game 5. Mike Fransesca goaded Chris Russo into guaranteeing the Giants would win.

/sobs

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

God

everything was so awesome during the NLCS. I had just finally gotten my PS2 back from being fixed after like a month THE DAY kenny lofton put us in the WS. HOW COULD FATE RUIN THAT

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

david. eckstein.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s got a show on XM now but I’ve never listened to it. He’s always RAGRGHHH!!!

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah don't have XM

but I believe it. I’ve gotten to the point where I really don’t need someone else to tell me about baseball on TV. I much prefer to come here or somewhere else on the internet. They just don’t have a clue what they’re talking about, and they’re annoying to boot.

I guess the radio’s a little different, since a lot of times you’re trapped in the car. But yeah.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There are few TV/radio baseball analysts that I care for. Steve Stone is probably one of my favs. You don’t hear him much anymore.

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

I was thinking about this the other day for football- there isn’t a single team on fox that’s any good. Then I thought about baseball…and other than Miller, every other national announcer is either “meh” or downright annoying.

Gus Johnson should just call every sporting event ever.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And it's even worse for analysts.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

GUS JOHNSON

BATISTA WITH THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Would be awesome

if you haven’t heard him calling Stokely’s catch from earlier this year, you need to. It’s so epic.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Gus Johnson is totally boss. He makes the NCAA basketball tournament magical.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He is what an announcer should be

he rises to the occasion in big moments. A huge part of what makes a sports moment memorable is the CALL that goes along with it

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

and what i hate most about announcers is when they’re about to call a game with a chance of a historic moment occurring, and try to pre-plan the call. IT SUCKS

by sfoakbay on Dec 12, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The only time I liked listening to XM radio was for the old 80’s Casey Kasem American Top 40 shows that I used to listen to as a kid.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If the road was playing a slick BLVD your car might have run itself off the road

by snafu on Dec 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not better than Garko at first, not good enough to justify moving Pablo from third.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

he plays first

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

…………and?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and I mis-read your reply

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

no problem.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

didja ever get that beachball fixed?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Of course, every time i bring it in to the Apple Store, it runs perfectly with no problems. They offered to take it and analyze it in depth or something, but they said it could take up to 10 days and I’m in the middle of a million things at the moment, so I’m going to let them have it after it’s done, if I can’t figure it out on my own. (We’re going to try testing something by running it off of an external hard drive, then re-install Snow Leopard again, etc etc)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought all Macs worked flawlessly?

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

All macs except hers

I just got a new one and will not hear anyone say anything wrong about them. God damn this thing is brilliant. Literally. The screen is amazing.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This one was amazing until like August. And the one I had before this lasted me six years. But this is disappointing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's lame :(

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My Mac Book Pro is almost 3 years old. Given current finances, it may have to last me another 3 years. :/

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, don’t talk about other computers right in his face!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone ever said that, it wasn’t me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

my dvd combo drive in my macbook pro (new)

stopped working after a couple of months. LIke SERIOUSLY dead. LIke you stick a CD in there and it just… sticks… you have to shake the thing to get it out again.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt it was your fault

MACS ARE PERFECT I CAN’T HEAR YOUUU

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine does that too, I’ve mastered the vertical DVD ejection maneuver. Gotta love gravity.

by grape on Dec 11, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

:( man that sucks.

sorry to hear it.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If you need to get a new hard drive

get carbon copy cloner, it will backup your current one to an external, then when you put the new one in you can use migration assistance to transfer your accounts and settings. It’s awesome. And FREE

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet

thanks.

I’m also convinced that if I give it to them, they’ll keep it for 10 days and then be like “LOL IT’S THE HARD DRIVE” and I’ll be like, “YEAH I SAID THAT WHEN I CAME IN.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

but if the problem is software then that will get transferred as well

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m only getting a new hard drive if the problem turns out to be the hard drive.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

True

but I’m 99.999999% sure it’s not, because I’ve had the same problem, except my hard drive just exploded instead of continuing to work.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

but the beachball thing is a very common symptom for mac users…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No it isn't

everyone gets them from time to time, but not over and over again.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE WRONG

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok

typing it in caps doesn’t make you right.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/hrumph, i thought it did

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It's true that a lot of people get beach balls

but it’s not a super common event, like it doesn’t happen ALL THE TIME. If you’re constantly getting beachballs there’s something wrong. Usually they happen because you overloaded the CPU/memory by doing too much crap at once.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I see more beachballs at China Basin when the Dodgers visit. Bring out the boxcutters!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol people who still boot from hard drives

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by Zetsuboushita on Dec 12, 2009 2:38 AM PST up reply actions  

you have an ssd or something?

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by bondslegend on Dec 12, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

X-25M REPRESENT

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Dec 14, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s a good plan, remove the variables.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve found the beachball issue to be related to the wifi connection most of the time. I usually disable wifi to get the beachball to stop. YMMV

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Beach ball still occurred on airplane w/ no wifi connection as well as at hotel w/ airport turned off.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were to bet

I’d put 100 on the hard drive. But I could definitely be wrong.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing that’s probably going to be it. Not sure how I could test it on my own to make 100% sure.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it's tough to diagnose

I’m guessing you’ve ran disk utility to check if it’s OK? If it says the drive is OK then it might be something else…

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I did a few times.

I figure if we run it from the external hard drive, we can find out if it’s processor or not.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Good idea

if it is, you get a new computer right?

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I got AppleCare, so they should give me a new one.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, AppleCare. Rolling in the benjamins I see.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Apple Care only costs one Benjamin

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by ringleader3 on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If I’d bought it with my current one it would’ve been 2 bennies plus plus

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on what you buy

for mine it would have been like over 300 i believe.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the educational or whatever discount, so it ended up not being too much more than the list price in all.

Also, I didn’t actually, you know, really buy it myself

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

dang i gotta get in on that action

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

SCHWEEEEET

applecare FTW. Though I’ve never actually got it on any of my stuff :O

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

On my last three computers, the only time I ever needed AppleCare was with the current one, to replace the battery. Happily, that’s the only computer I had AppleCare for.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m living dangerously. I just hope that if something goes wrong I can fix it myself, and so far that’s been working.

I’m sure I’ll get in trouble with it one day.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Your mac is possessed, throw holy water on it and it should fix itself.

by deadmeat27 on Dec 11, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Pass

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Jonny Gomes

He is going to be available right? 28 years old, .879 ops if RF or LF. His Babip is average around 300. 20 HR in 281 AB isn’t too bad. I don’t really know about his defense though.

by guggs on Dec 11, 2009 3:10 PM PST reply actions  

DH-style defender

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Suspect D, but I’d co-sign that one.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus he is a local guy for whatever that is worth.

by guggs on Dec 11, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

ties don’t win ballgames

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, 925?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF!!!!!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No 707, No Good.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s how you know you’re old.

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Awwww, I’m old.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that

But I’m also turning 30 soon, so I’m at least getting old.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I still remember when we got those PSA booklets in 2nd grade explaining to us that Oakland was going to get 510.

Man, I feel old now.

by grape on Dec 11, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the split was in 1991

And I would’ve been in the fifth grade then. So please don’t call yourself old!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

925 was in 1998

And check out what Wikipedia just taught me:

The number was formed by taking 415 and adding 510 which equals 925.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Alhambra HS class of ’91!

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Im Alhambra class of ’11!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Class of 2011

I read that and I’ll really old.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he meant 1911.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2009 5:21 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a GOB/Steve Holt joke to be made here, but I was a hopeless virgin throughout high school. :)

I’m going to go down for Coach Bruder’s memorial next week.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh ya?

You run?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I did

suffered a back problem senior year track season, which derailed my collegiate career.

I ran X-C and track all 4 years and was captain my senior year for X-C.

Now, I just try to do enough yoga so that I can ride a bike.

My advice? Don’t get old. :)

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, ill work on that. I was gonna run, but I went with Water Polo instead. My dad was a really good runner and wanted me to run though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup, where you go?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

In my HS years, I was in SoCal

Pasadena High School class of ’83

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Then how you know Alhambra was the Bulldogs?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I lived in Martinez for about 2 years before I moved to Danville

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Where in Martinez?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Martinez. Birthplace of Joe DiMaggio.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

and the Martini, and the home of John Muir, and home of the now famous Martinez beavers

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Martinez beavers?

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Ask Graham.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I did

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wet and furry

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

covered in sweet light crude oil

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Some beavers built a dam in the creek that runs right through downtown. It like a beaver damn in the middle of downtown Martinez

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

In the Virginia Hills area on Reliez Valley Rd

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s right across Reliez Valley from where I lived.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, I had a gyro from a Greek place by there for dinner tonight.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

drive down 680…. look for a huge refinery.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunatley

I live in Martinez

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

oh shit… sorry… i though you wrote… where is* martinez?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Dec 11, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Where am I?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Is your real name Waldo?

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but that would suck

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that, and I’m 20

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

dude coached my little league baseball team at the local batting cages, wouldn’t mind seeing him in a giants uniform

by atxgiantsfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

has Dayton Moore ever made a move that actually looked good on paper?

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

he released Pena Jr

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Drafting Hosmer, yesterday? I recall most people being pretty high on him around draft day.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

-yesterday +maybe

How I did that is beyond me.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

he was #1 on my board.

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He was pretty bad last year and a lot of the shine has worn off.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it was good on paper.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

as always

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

methinks timmeh would be passing something else

by atxgiantsfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm prepackaged ice cream treats.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Waffle cones are delicious

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by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I could really do with an It’s It right now. Cold rainy weather.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

1st law of food science: waffles are fucking awesome

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Cinnamon waffle cones: the only thing better than waffle cones.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

all i can say is thank god the giants didn’t sign him

that was keeping me up at night

by panda revival on Dec 11, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, the Royals suck.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They be stoopid.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you imagine what could go down in a Royals/Astros trade?

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They would both be fighting to lose it

it could get epic.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully they would find a way to include the Giants

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Barometer on F. Sanchez-Alderson Trade

One quick way to determine who won this trade – if Giants and Pirates wanted Uggla, who would get him if Giants offered F. Sanchez and Pirates offered Alderson. Maybe Alderson has already been offered to the Marlins for Uggla in the past and they didn’t want him. But it seems he might be enough now and they would hang up the phone in a second if the Giants wanted a straight up F. Sanchez-Uggla trade. If I were the Giants I would love that trade and even pay 1/2 F. Sanchez’ salary.

On the Kendall note, I guess Neyer will be blogging about it soon. I wonder what he thinks?

by ErodCal on Dec 11, 2009 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

Nah

because they want pitching and not hitting.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST TRADE CAIN 4 FIELDER

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OT--A's ballpark

that article in the paper today about Oakland proffering several sites for a new A’s ballpark was very refreshing to hear.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah. One will be about a 5 minute walk from my Lake Merritt apartment. I hope they do it.

by guggs on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Y’know, those are nice proposals. I wonder if it will move the hearts of Wolff et al.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

via MLBTR:
Gammons said that Jason Bay “does not want to play in San Francisco, pure and simple,” in spite of the fact that the Giants would be willing to offer Bay the five-year contract that he is apparently seeking.

wat

http://fullcount.weei.com/sports/boston/baseball/red-sox/2009/12/11/transcript-peter-gammons-on-the-big-show/

by ryanmiles on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST reply actions  

OUR PARK SCARES AWAY HITTERS!

by xanthan on Dec 11, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

File under “it’s better to be lucky than good?”

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by tedfordfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, the ball moves around the bat here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i agree with this

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 11, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

shouldn't his be?

WELL THEN FUCK YOU, YOU OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT?

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspend grammar rules when I use all-caps. The lack of clarity, I feel, adds emphasis.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope he signs with a fukn NL team so we can give him a sombrero every time we face him

by Unitard on Dec 11, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Good: Giants willing to offer big contract to someone GOOD for once

Bad: Jason Bay is dumb.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you asshole. You were good on the Pirates (WOW) and I can’t wait to watch you driving ur wheelchair around the Safeco outfield

by DFAAurillia on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Gammons said that Jason Bay "does not want to play in San Francisco, pure and simple," which is all the better because the Giants weren’t going to offer him 5 years anyway but we’re just doing this now because we like it when Sabean gets all pissed off about us saying things that aren’t true about him teehee.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The major upside to this is maybe they’re willing to spend some money?
I would’ve been okay with Bay on a 4/60.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I seriously don’t think the Giants have made any sort of offers to Bay or Holliday nor are they interested in doing so.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

I hate Brian Sabean.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I've thought for a while

That Sabean saying he’s not interested in Bay isn’t true. I think he really is. GMs say they’re not interested in people all the time when they are.

And I think Bay still has a good chance of ending up in SF. 5/70.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m disappointed they showed no interest in Holliday but I didn’t want Bay a month ago, I don’t want Bay now and I definitely don’t want Bay for 5 years and $70 million.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't say it was good or bad

I’m just saying I think the Giants have a lot more interest in Bay than they’re letting on.

Bay could be gotten for 70 million, but I don’t think Holliday will go for less than 100.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they have about as much interest in Bay as they did in Sabathia last year.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue Sabean media freakout in 3...2...

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed the point of this post

Dingerzzzzz gland

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd be ok w/ Bay

but not at 5/70. 4/48 I’d probably do, or maybe 3/40.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he’s supposedly already been offered 4/65, so apparently you’d be out of the running.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that's way too much.

Which is why I don’t mind not signing him.

What I don’t get is the apparent complete lack of interest in Holliday.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

MISDIRECTION >-)

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, it seems to me like it’s completely predicated on the muffed play in the playoffs.

I saw an article that said he was a well below average defensive player the other day.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW

How can people be so stupid?

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Because nobody ever watched the rockies while he was there

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The lack of interest in Holliday

Comes from the fact that Bay will sign a contract worth ~ 60-70 million.

Holliday will sign one worth 100+

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not entirely sure Holliday is going to get 100+

And at least there’s some chance of Holliday being worth his contract.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

so?

he’s worth it.

I mean come on, the dude has been worth an average of OVER 6 GODDAMN WAR PER YEAR over the last 4 years. It’s not outlandish to think he’d still be providing at least 3 WAR at the end of a 6 year contract.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly

Johnson
Sanchez
Holliday
Panda
Bowker
Rowand
Posey
Rent

That lineup with our pitching staff would make us easy division favorites.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i just popped a hard one

(a pimple)

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate is a better RF than Bowker

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

negative, ghost rider

in the field, sure, but Bowker would more than make up for it w/; the bat

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Bowker is an average fielder at best in LF

And he’d be worse in RF.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

not really

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

or rather, not much.

not nearly enough to make up the difference between his bat and Nate’s in any case.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah and according to that guy up thread that knows shit about baseball, he’s close to Holliday as well. So we don’t need Holliday if Nate plays Everyday.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Spender, huh?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta spend money to make money

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

/creams pants

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I concur

Rec’d

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLLIDAY

JUST SIGN HIM. JUST DO IT.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAH

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

TOTALLY. and i didn’t even like him until just now. (conehead phobia).

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

loading up on ex-Pirates may not be a winning strategy, anyway

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Bay
Matt Holliday

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

DING DING DINGGGGG

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ERZ!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s hilarious.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

haha what an ass

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course Jason Bay doesn't want to play in SF

Every player only wants to play in Boston, the holy temple of baseball.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Allow me to have a Yankee-fan moment and say, well fine then I don’t want him either. He should want to be a Giant and have the honor of playing for such a historic franchise.

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and FUCK HIM OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT, too.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf

does gammons know. And if I was Bay’s agent, I would fucking sue Gammons if this was true.

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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Gammons does have a lot of connections on the Red Sox.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s only covered them for like a gajillion years.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This a picture from 1928?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like one of those PBS guys who tries to get you to make a donation in between shows

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, it took a while to even recognize his face as it has aged now.

by nataku on Dec 12, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

What would you sue him for? Telling the truth?

by Dan from NM on Dec 11, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank god

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

what is his proof? All this sounds like to me is a guy from boston (Gammons) who thinks everything on the west coast sucks and that no one would ever want to leave BAHHHHSTON to go there.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He hates puns

Couldn’t stand the prospect of Bay-by-the-Bay gags for the next five years.

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by EliminateMe on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s funny. We don’t want you either

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of clubhouse leadership, Gammons said that Marco Scutaro’s ability to mentor Jose Iglesias was a factor in Boston signing the former Blue Jays shortstop. Another reason was that Scutaro had a clean bill of health, unlike Mark DeRosa, who Gammons said the Red Sox were “a little bit cautious” on signing due to his wrist problems last season.

Mark it down. We sign DeRosa and him and Sanchez spend half the year on the DL

by DFAAurillia on Dec 11, 2009 3:38 PM PST reply actions  

heh...sigh...fuck...
GiantsGM I know you guys are still angry about Vlad. Can a 34 year old Mark Derosa, and an Uggla for J.Sanchez+Neal trade heal the wounds of 2004?

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by enut21 on Dec 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

If by “heal” you mean “stick with a red hot poker” and sprinkle with salt, then yes.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Uncool.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that would be a ridiculous overpay for uggla.

by nataku on Dec 12, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yum

dungeness crab for dinner!

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by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

The secret ingredient is dung!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to eat crab.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So eat soft-shelled crab.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Or krab.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A-fucking-men

so much work.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It is

But it’s delicious and worth it.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather work that hard for lobster.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Also excellent.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Lobster: meatier, tastier, comes out easier. A good date.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what my dad said about milkfish. And working.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy it. I especially like it when it’s actually a whole crab and I have to separate the whole thing, brains and fat and weird looking guts and all.

Not being sarcastic either. It’s fun.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Also roe!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

For rending and dismembering I prefer Costco chicken.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmm

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

to each their own

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that

My subjective opinion is better than yours!!!!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

no mine!!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You both are wrong.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That does it, it’s four in the afternoon, I’m gonna eat cereal.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you eat it off the top of your head.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I DONT GET IT IS THAT A SLUR MEET ME AT OYSTER POINT 1:45 AM

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I was just watching Futurama last night.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And for not very much food either

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations. I’m going to McDonalds

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?

What’s with this shit? We have one of the best pitching stafffs in all of basball and arguably the most loyal and committed fanbases in all of sports. We have one of the nicest ballparks in the country and our franchise has a history of being a contender. If our park is seriously that intimidating to these fuckin punk ass, over rated, pieces of shit excuses for athletes then fuck them!

by Johnny Drama on Dec 11, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

It's not even bad for RHH

Gammons didn’t say he didn’t want to come here because of the ballpark. It just sounds to me like Gammons is employing the ECMB

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ITS BECAUSE OF TEH GAY

Julian Tavarez!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but Massachusetts has gay marriage. It’s a real bind.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn ironies.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he hates the g…ulls.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a lot of them.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Loud, too.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

irl lol

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

A history of being a contender? The Giants have made 7 playoff appearances in the 41 seasons they’ve played in San Francisco. Zero in the last 6 seasons. Ugh.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 11, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they were one of the winningest teams in baseball from 1997-2004 or so.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but for some of those seasons Jason Bay was busy raking the maple leaves on his farm in Moose Factory.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 11, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wang

Giants should sign him after we trade Dirty for Uggla.

by TBRMKane on Dec 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

Sabean’s working too hard on a PODS deal at the moment.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Too Bad the White Sox Signed JJ

cuz Sabean could have brought home a Johnson, a Putz and a Wang. He did bring home a Pena

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I just hate hearing that shit

I can understand not wanting to play for the royals or pirates but come on…are they scared of it being cold in the summer?

by Johnny Drama on Dec 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

If he’s worried about the ballpark, why is New York City all abuzz about the offer the Mets made Bay yesterday? That park will be worse for him than ATT. What the fuck does Peter Gammons know anyway? When was the last time he broke a trade or free agent signing? Check out MLB trade rumors. No signing has been broken by him ever.

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by rxmeister on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Tiger Woods is taking a break from golf.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

SHOCKING

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

win

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to see him try!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

IRL LOL

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 11, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what got him in trouble in the first place.

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Focusing on your family is the right thing to do. Interestingly enough, I am still able to work while I do so.

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by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This whole thing just makes me shake my head

what a dumbass. As long as people keep seeing guys like this get busted and thinking “well, glad it’s not me!”, we’ll keep hearing stories like this. It would be nice if people in that position (super rich, awesome job, hot wife, etc…) would realize that yes, they can indeed fuck it up.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m taking a break from Tiger Woods

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I am even less interested in Tiger Woods’s personal life than I am in golf. And that’s saying something.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s really becoming as bad as the summer-long hourly Favre updates.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but this is at least kind of newsworthy. The guy is one of the most famous people in the world, and he REALLY fucked up. I can see why people are interested in that. I don’t see any reason why anyone cares about Favre.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually see it the other way around

Don’t get me wrong, I hated the Favre updates as much as the next guy. Yet, that’s at least sports-related. This is someone’s personal life, and there really is no place for it on ESPN, other than maybe one news story when it originated.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole fascination with the personal lives of celebrities is pretty lame imho.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Can we here more about the personal life of GRANT FRISBEE

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

My co-worker was at LAX a couple nights ago dropping his inlaws off at the airport and witnessed this . Click the Axl Rose video. He’s one of the people in the background.

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not talking about ESPN strictly I guess

though they were the only ones freaking out about Favre I guess. so yeah.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. He REALLY screwed up. I am amazed he could keep this under cover so long, given the scope of the cheating.

by out machine on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

in the beginning, the updates were…interesting? and i didn’t mind hearing them, but now, blech

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a time when all the news like this would make me feel really disillusioned about marriage and honesty and whatnot. Now… Eh. I’m practically used to it.

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone who sets a famous person up as a role model gets what they deserve IMO

they’re not any better than the rest of us, they’re just good at (insert skill here).

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I want my imaginary son to grow up to be like Tim Lincecum.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

long haired hippy stoner?

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

I wonder if he dances the hippy stoner dance.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Warms up with hacky sack.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s the opposite of newsworthy.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on Dec 12, 2009 5:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, Jon + Kate broke up, so what else are we supposed to watch?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Duggars?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

meh. too wholesome. That New Jersey thing?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that teacher sucka punching that chick

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hi-larious.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

what a jackass that guy is.

punching a girl? Especially one that’s like 4’10"?

All cause she was complaining that he was stealing their drinks.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Gets on my nerves.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You and a lot of people!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. Shocker that people hate complete ass holes, huh?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Incontheevable.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What New Jersey thing?

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Jersey Shore on MTV

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah. Some reality thing?

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. A bunch of stupid 20-somethings in Jersey getting drunk and looking like complete asses.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, highly offensive to Italian-Americans,

who protest the rampant stereotyping and use of the word “guido”. Some people are so upset at the negative connotations that they have sent death threats.

/sigh

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m Italian and I’m not too upset about it. They just look like complete d-bags.

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

well, they ARE complete d-bags

which is what makes the show so hilarious.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

and a waste of my time

but i have to admit, it’s slightly hilarious watching those douches fuck up their lives

by sfoakbay on Dec 11, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never seen this show,

but it sounds like a rehash of jackass or the tom green show

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Dec 11, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

no

more like the real world, but totally full of mooks.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

like Real World

but up the douchebaggery by about 1000000000000

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on Dec 12, 2009 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

This show is amazing.

by guggs on Dec 11, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that show.

Drinking game – drink:
Every time you see a piece of Ed Hardy clothing
Any time anyone drops the f-bomb
Any time people are making out
Whenever someone fist pumps
Whenever someone calls themselves a Guido or Guidette.

You get smashed.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

For some serious LOL’s check out Seagal’s new show. Epic.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

my wife made me turn it off five minutes into the first episode. It bothered her to see him so old and fat.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Dec 11, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The ego is as just as bloated as the midsection.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He looks like a zombie almost. Very bloated.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 12, 2009 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

i don’t really like golf …

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Still don’t really care.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG WHY DOES HE DOES THIS

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Random sadness

The Flight of the Conchords tv show is no more.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

I am upset about this.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

what?!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 11, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There will be no season 3.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

they just wanted to do something special

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but at least they didn’t plan on dragging it on like the Simpsons. I think shows go a little stale after a few seasons. I hope Dexter ends after the next season.

by guggs on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER ABOUT THE OFFICE ALERT

But I thought this week’s episode spelled the end of the show, then the revelation made me think not. Kinda lame, since that show should probably end soon too. I love it, but I can see it going downhill quickly

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s still great, but it’s been going down hill since Jim and Pam got together. I think the marriage episode was when I realized, “damn, this show is just not the same as it once was”

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

marriages and childbirth are often clear signs that the writers have run out of ideas. They are often cheap ploys.

the shows are never the same after.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The real problem is that you lose a great source of tension between main characters. You have two with a big issue and then you resolve it and have to find new issues that aren’t as rich. The same thing happened on Scrubs once Turk and Carla got married. Plus, every show has done married people issues. They’re all the same.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Romeo and Juliet was just a Tristan and Isolde ripoff.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. Also, Tristan and Isolde is the best love quadrangle in the history of literature.

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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

For sure

I thought they might end it before the baby came, but obviously not. I think it’s going to crash and burn after the birth episode.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT
THE
FUCK

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not crying

I’ve just been cutting onions, I’m making a lasagna for one.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Dec 11, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m the pretty prince of parties

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on Dec 11, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s business time!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If that’s what you’re into!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Being lewd with two dudes with food
Well, that’s if Stu’s into it, too.

I swear to god, if i see another 'DOYERS' license plate, I'm gonna scream.

by Classy_Argonaut on Dec 11, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s no wonder – they have to basically write a season of material and an album’s worth of music, shoot it and have it live up to the quality of the first two seasons, all on a TV schedule… it’s a fantastic amount of work.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

LOVED Season 1

Season 2 though, big disappointment

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Dec 11, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Season 2 wasn’t as good as 1, but I still liked it a great deal.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the songs weren’t as good in season 2, but that the storylines were better thought out and funnier.

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by ringleader3 on Dec 11, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn't official before?

Oh.

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by groug on Dec 11, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t like what I saw of Season 2, anyway.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 11, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Our future LF

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

Porkins potential?

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Outstanding.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at me, I’m the king of New York!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda like the old one amirite?

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by j14 on Dec 11, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

im literally laughing out loud

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s hilarious.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 11, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ahahaha

BRILLIANT

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Dec 11, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That child should be our userpic.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s a metaphor for the Giants’ 2010 season and beyond?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the lady next to Uggla looking at and why is her hand reaching across him like that?

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by j14 on Dec 11, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

is it bad that this is where my mind went immediately as well? Like literally… before I even noticed the terrified kid in the front.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 11, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

DID HE MAKE THE GRAB?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 11, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Splendid

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Those two in the front pretty much sum up how I feel every time Sabean’s about to make a move of some kind.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This is great on so many levels

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol from Twitter:
mccoveychron: Source: Giants/Uggla talks heating up, “like when you urinate in your snow pants after being stuck on a chairlift for two hours.”

mccoveychron: Source: Giants/Uggla talks cooling down, “like minutes after you urinate in your snow pants after being stuck on a chairlift for two hours.”

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

/follows

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

you haven't been??

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

haha
GiantsGM :Gammons said that a FA does not want to play here, and I was nervous until I found it was Jason Bay and not Tony Pena Jr. backing out. whew!

by enut21 on Dec 11, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

OT

So should I be excited about Avatar? I can’t really decide.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Eh.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

no

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

technology marketed as entertainment

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

is that Lars?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s his cousin Lars Lars.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Weeza in deep goofus dis time!

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by hairball on Dec 11, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 11, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You like 3D?

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 11, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ive only seen Toy Story and it seemed a bit distracting

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I am. Wasn’t until the reviews started trickling in, though.

by Grant on Dec 11, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently James Cameron has been working on it for like 7 years or something ridiculous like that.

by GrooveGiant on Dec 11, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

hm

sounds better than I was thinking…

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 11, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ya, it apparently has Titanic potential, in that everyone was pretty convinced that one was going to flop, too, until it actually came out.

Personally, I dunno… I feel like even if it actually is good, they’ve overpromoted it way too much. Whenever I see that many commercials/endorsements for a flick, I pretty much write it off as being bad without even waiting for the reviews.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Dec 11, 2009 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So if this deal goes down, and Ugglas go down easily, I depend on all of you to make quality puns about his name.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 11, 2009 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

You insisting on “quality”?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

Amusing.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 11, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, enough of us will probably do it that one or two will be decent.

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by groug on Dec 11, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Do tell

and Ugglas go down easily,

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

“There were other offers, but I’m a Kansas City Royal now,” he said. " Dayton and the Royals called me the first day [of free agency]."—Kendall
Other offers included the Giants 3 year/15 million, but Kendall said fuck playin’ in SF.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

More players willing to say they do not want to play in San Francisco than any other baseball city?

by Every6thDay on Dec 11, 2009 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

DAMN YOU NANCY GRACE

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by groug on Dec 11, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

TOT MOM

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Perception of the organization

maybe the perception is that it is incompetently run.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 11, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Sabean & Co. are as off-putting to players as they are to fans.

Maybe players don’t like having their expensive tires scuffed up by some dude wearing Birkenstocks with socks on.

Maybe I ask too many questions.

by Every6thDay on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I posed this question to my buddy who has some insight into what players think, and this was his response:

It’s cold, ball doesn’t travel like it does in the other parks, and they see current sf players with shitty stats in a big ballpark.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Which explains why most of our hitters did better at home than on the road this year!

Well, some of them I can think of did, anyway. I don’t know if it’s a majority.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants Brass needs to change the perception of the ballpark and play more day games.

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by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure the average major leaguer is going to be a sophisticated number cruncher… but still, they ought to be able to understand that shitty players = shitty stats and not blame the ballpark I suppose
In a way, it’s an example of the subtle damage that comes from signing marginal aging vets – the perception is that it’s not the suck, it’s the park.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 11, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s also that guys don’t want to play with shitty players as teammates.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But choco tacos and starlets and weed! And Cain!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

sf joints

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 11, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrus
Borbon
Smoak
Feliz

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmm
smoaky borbon

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 11, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hitters park..

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

just shut up

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

New rule of thumb

Anything that wilriv and GRM agree on is probably a bad idea.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LETS TRADE BARRY BONDS OF THE 2010S GUYS ITS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG LINCECUM IS ON THE ROIDS????? I THOUGHT HE JUST SMOKED DRUGS!!!!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no reason for that. wil never disrespects anyone (at least that I’ve seen).

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah he's cool

it was meant more for the idea of trading Tim. He keeps saying that over and over and it’s scaring me. Our team’s GM IS Brian Sabean, after all.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

WE MUST STICK TOGETHER DURING THESE TRYING TIMES!

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by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

at least that’s a much better return than Alex Rios.

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by SF Pete on Dec 12, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

David Bell hit 20 homers playing here. It is not impossible.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Dec 11, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds hit 73

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think those shitty stats have to do with the fact that they’re shitty players

by superk1ng on Dec 11, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

+1… and management likes to trumpet the notion that it’s tough to hit here because it helps keep the “Holliday or Bust!” crowd at bay… no pun intended.

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by Smoke on the Water on Dec 11, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody wants to play for the Niners or Warriors either. Just great being a Bay Area sports fan.

He's not retired...THANK YOU!

by baybruin415 on Dec 11, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Clements, Smith, Harris, Lewis disagree with you

Niners have no problem attracting FAs.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

By and large, I think free agents in any sport will go where the money is. There are minor exceptions… sometimes guys really want to play in a certain region of the country or want a shot at a championship before they retire. But mostly, money talks and we’re living in an age of DUMB Bay Area GMs.

(I haven’t given up on McCloughan yet… dude gets one more year at least, but otherwise I don’t even think this is up for debate… unless you’re a Sharks fan, I guess).

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by Smoke on the Water on Dec 11, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually think that hurts SF

as a potential place to play because the taxes in California are insanely high.

by snafu on Dec 12, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It may hurt SF as a place to live… but that’s why so many athletes make their offseason homes in places like Arizona and Florida. They can dodge at least some of those higher taxes that way at least.

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by Smoke on the Water on Dec 12, 2009 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Nevada

and Washington St. (Timmy) too.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2009 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure they can’t dodge taxes that way. For work done in California (ie playing for the Giants), they’re going to owe California income taxes. I guess if they legally reside in some other state they can avoid taxes on other kinds of income (investments or whatever), but I should imagine for a MLB player the vast majority of their income is going to come from their paycheck.

by taliesin on Dec 12, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I live in California and work for a company in Illinois – the taxes I pay are for California, not Illinois. Of course, when I work I’m not physically in Illinois, so maybe that changes things. There are also some places with commuter taxes.

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by jcb9 on Dec 12, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Have heard a player pays taxes based on where the game is being played. So say you are SS Elvis Andrus and you play for the Texas Rangers you then pay Texas taxes for 81 home games. Texas has no personal state income tax however you would pay California taxes for a 3 game set with the Angels in Anaheim. Anyone know differently?

Also a player is paid his salary only during the months April thru September. So if Andrus has a salary of $600k he would then get paid $100k for April, another $100k for May, another $100k for …… $0 for November etc

by wilriv21 on Dec 12, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I have heard the first part about the taxes for where the game is played. Not sure how that works for off days. I’m also not sure about the second paragraph.

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by SF Pete on Dec 12, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The way I heard it was because otherwise there would be few trades thru opening day because nobody would want to pay a player in November while he did not start playing into the season.

Back in the day most players took offseason jobs to pay the bills.

by wilriv21 on Dec 12, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the niners' problem goes beyond the GM

he’s done a decent job of bringing in Talent. Smith, Gore, Davis, Lawson (meh), Willis, Staley. His only terrible first rounder was Balmer, and there’s not enough evidence either way on him yet. Also, the guys taken after him weren’t exactly stellar.

The coaching is the problem. They need some sort of continuity on offense- as much as I don’t like Raye they should bring him back next year. With the team as currently constructed + a semi decent pass rusher and another OT they would be pretty good.

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by bondslegend on Dec 12, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you know that if you do a google search for “San Francisco Giants” that MCC is the first result?

We win!

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by markdash on Dec 11, 2009 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

I am not getting that.

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to turn off safesearch.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess if you use strict filtering then MCC is #1. Which is funny, because you would think that explicit language would banish this site to the nether regions of the search results.

Using moderate filtering or no filtering, I see the official site #1 and MCC #2.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 11, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn't work for me on any setting

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just joking btw.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured

But he agreed with you!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

DERF

Google was using customizations.

And I was so proud. :(

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 11, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I wonder why it appears I've never visited sfgiants.com

If you’ll notice, it’s in my bookmark bar!

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because you’ve visited “http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=sf”

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by kennv on Dec 12, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well what the shit is going on with this computer.

Thing C

by markdash on Dec 11, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

neither

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even see MCC on the first page.

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by jcb9 on Dec 11, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

LIES!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

bleacherreport is ahead of MCC

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 11, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I get the offical site, bbref for the Giants, then MCC.

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by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for the broader McC:

Is there any particular reason that Adam LaRoche doesn’t attract as much interest from the McCoven as Nick Johnson? I know NJ is an OBP fiend, but LaRoche compensates with his slugging and they were worth an identical 2.4 WAR last year. LaRoche is also slightly younger, and lacking NJ’s injury history.

I’m not arguing in favor of one or the other, but is there some big reason (other than OBP) that I’m missing as to why NJ is so coveted and LaRoche so ignored?

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Adam LaRoche has a big nose

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

grougthink

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 11, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he was a Pirate. Real answer: I dunno, I’m just here to react to the hysteria.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would welcome a LaRoche signing at this point. He’s more platoony than Johnson, and may want more yrs/$.

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

True, he does have somewhat big splits

But he hits better against righties, so it’s not as big of a problem.

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by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I have nothing against LaRoche. I assumed that Johnson would be cheaper precisely because of his injury history. Also, .400 OBP, but as you say LaRoche gets much of that back with SLG. If LaRoche were the same price he might be preferred.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Adding, some people have argued against LaRoche on the grounds that he always starts slowly; and it is kind of weird. OPS+ by month, career:

Apr 60
May 88
Jun 92
Jul 116
Aug 124
Sep 116

I don’t know that I’m that worried about it, but there it is.

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Atkins will play 1B til Jul

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

For me it's because I want OMGOBP

but LaRoche instead wouldn’t make me hurl myself down the stairs or anything.

Also, I have NJ on my dynasty team and want to root for my fake guys in real life, too.

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

MMMBOP

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

NJ has better rate stats

LaRoche usually just gets more PAs. Not sure how to weight injury risk.

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by zenbitz on Dec 11, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprised nobody has mentioned this yet.

LaRoche’s lefty. His power numbers are going to drop at Mays Field.
The same will happen with Johnson, but a higher proportion of his OPS/wOBA production results from OBP rather than SLG, so he is less affected.

The main reason for me is that I think you can get Johnson on a 1-year deal but not LaRoche, and I want good payroll and roster flexibility for the strong free agent market next offseason.

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by dregarx on Dec 11, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants will consider Atkins. Not Blalock yet, but getting closer!

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by cain1rstballothof on Dec 11, 2009 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

FFFUUU

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by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Im back from taking a nap, eating a Golden Oreo, and fighting my dog.

Giants do anything?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

probably sitting tight until after non-tenders

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Clean your room

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!

I HATE YOU!!!

I WISH I HAD NEVER BEEN BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Take your medicine

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem to snack a lot. You smoke a ton of weed?

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

My parents dont let me out a lot. And they caught me drinking, which explains me being on here every Friday and Saturday night for the past 2 months.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

owch

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya.My sister never went partying or anything and did super good in school and went to Cal. Im not her however.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR SISTER

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever

Im just tryin to get away from my parents as much as possible

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’ll be going to college on the East Coast or maybe the University of Cairo??

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I was thinking Oregon might be nice.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You could wander the highways and get an empty bus in Alaska.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I read a book about someone that did that.

he died

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

potato poisoning

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

that kid had some issues.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, his guidebook didnt mention the potatoes were poisonous.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeesh, apparently all potatoes can be poisonous. I thought that was an urban (rural?) legend.

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that include French Fries?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

eventually, yes.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn’t count the potato-based extrusion-formed frozen strips, does it?

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In a rare fit of saying something that wasn’t completely full of shit, John Maynard Keynes said, “In the long run, we’re all dead”

Water is deadly in sufficient quantity.

Hell, it’s easier to murder someone with water than with pringles.

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by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

this needs to be on erowid

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if you count heart disease and such as being poisoned…

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Duck preferably

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You go there, you’ll probably find a lot of Bay Area people there.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Really, that would be nice, and it probably wont cost much more than a UC, if at all.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I have about 10 friends from high school at Oregon. Tons of Bay Area people there.

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Sick, its really beautiful up there too. Cold though.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

From what I’ve heard, it’s basically like the same kind of weather where I went (Humboldt St.) but a little bit colder.

Although a buddy of mine has been bitter all week on facebook because he has to walk to class in single-digit weather.

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Pavlovian response

heh heh Humboldt heh heh WEED timmy Dude

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

haha yeah. First thing people told me when I decided to go there was “I didn’t know you smoked.”

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by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

f' sho

Parents just don’t understand.

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by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Except

In this show Will doesnt want to move away from his parents, but they want a better life for him. He loves his mom very much and misses her. This is an incorrect comparison.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

glad to see that they teach a class in ancient television at the ol’ school.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Shows still on like every night. I know the theme song by heart, extended edition too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

A+, man.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick at Nite last year kept showing this overnight over and over where it seemed like they repeated episodes every few weeks.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

will smith is awesome

fresh prince is pretty cool too
(i have a tendency to watch it if i’m bored)

by sfoakbay on Dec 12, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

Kids. pfft..

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To elaborate, DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince made it big with their smash hit: “Parents Just Don’t Understand”. I believe the b-side on the single was ’Freddy’s Dead’

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Dec 11, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Fail

It’s a song

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That show isn’t affiliated with the song though.

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

FA or trade?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

minor league deal FA

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats pretty exciting

or I imagine it must be for Cody anyway.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 11, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I guarantee the following

- The Giants never made any kind of offer to Jason Bay
- Jason Bay never said he wouldn’t play in San Francisco

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 11, 2009 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

seems like bullshit to me too.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Dec 11, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Id be willing to bet it was 100% ECMB

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not so sure on the first one

I think the giants are more interested in Bay than they’ve been letting on, to be honest.

Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

by GiantPain on Dec 11, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

In fact, I think that this could have been put out there by the Giants. Gives them something to take to the fans as an excuse for not pursuing the high dollar free agents.

Which is an incredibly stupid idea, but I think we can all agree they got some stupid.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB Network talking about the hot stove

The Giants are considered buyers by them.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

And avoid the network Sunday at 5 PM. They are replaying game 3 of the 2003 NLDS game vs the Marlins.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“Oh, how could he do that?”

by taliesin on Dec 11, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“We is buyers”

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

WE’RE IN THIS THING!

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by j14 on Dec 11, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god. Not this again.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it does beat, “We make the phones right” or “Steve, can the kids watch the TV in here?”

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This is true. But the time away from “I’m in” has been quite nice.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, Billy. Happy Pony’s on, and I’m not missing Happy Pony.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That one cracked me up the first time I saw it.

Now… on viewing 109,000 not so much.

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The parent’s just need to tell those kids to fuck off and deal with not watching their stupid shows.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

APOSTROPHE!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Or those nasty toenail fungus ads… blech.

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What is disgusting is that it seems to appear during lunch or dinner time.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve definitely noticed that too. Nothing like trying to eat a plate of pasta and hear about toenail fungus.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I only listen between 1145ish and 115 ish and yes, lots of nasty commercials on during that time.

by Merope on Dec 11, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually like Activia yogurt, but the Jamie Lee Curtis ads …

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t use dirty catheters!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in this bitch

like a 100 dolla bill, y’all

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

/shift-A

I’m not reading through a thousand comments, so can someone give me the condensed version of this thread?

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

Lars saw howtheyscored naked.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I didn’t expect to hear that.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I said!

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, who hasn’t?

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by Natto on Dec 11, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

panic
rage
joke about a penis

This is like every thread

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And crabs, don’t forget the crabs

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I will never forget. They…were…everywhere.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

I want winners! I want people that WANT to win!

by Iwantwinners on Dec 12, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I didn’t miss much, then.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

not true!

this is the essence of being a giants fan, especially around here.

It’s like you’ve lost a day in your life

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, content-wise, I didn’t miss much. But you pretty much are correct.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Dec 11, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

HA! Warriors lose to the lowly Bulls.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

What a mess they are.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Mikki Moore is a starter for this team. That about sums it up.

by Into the Void on Dec 11, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take NBA players who have names more appropriate for porn stars for $200, Alex

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

“Jesus Christ had dreads, some shake em…”

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

its better than the sharks losings to the dallas stars

by KENN on Dec 12, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 12, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what is worse on KNBR. Damon Bruce or who is on now: FP.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

The minute I heard he was on, I shut it off.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s the worst. I can’t listen to him for a second.

So incredibly stupid.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently he wasn’t missed when fired by the radio station in Sacramento.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure not.

They have plenty of idiots on there already though.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard a lot of people don’t like the voice of the Kings doing talk radio.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Don't get me started on Peaches.

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by Viliphied on Dec 11, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would he be? He’s awful.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

good soldier tho

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

eh. THe guys he was paired with are pretty unlistenable on their own too.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 12, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

lol he got fired by khtk

by KENN on Dec 12, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 11, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

not even close

DB in a landslide of lameitude.

The other night I had to go get Xmas tree lights and turned him on since Tony Bruno was preempted… he went on and on about how he was going to Indiana and a bunch of dillhole college bars there and the wonders of Bloomington. Even when he’s not saying something stupid about baseball he’s just irritating.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he won’t be able to find his way back. I’ve always felt his schtick was more suited for the midwest.

by Merope on Dec 12, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I was never an enormous fan of Krueger… but I didn’t despise him. If I was still awake after a Giants night game, and Krueger was on afterwards I didn’t lunge for the off button on the radio like I do now when Bruce is on.

by Merope on Dec 12, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

ditto

I didn’t go out of my way to listen to Krueger but he didn’t make me cringe.

And given my druthers I’d druther still have Krueger on the radio and let Felipe resign in high dudgeon.

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Dec 12, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always felt his schtick was more suited to drunken frat boys

"Any time I watch a game on television, I have to turn the commentators off. They say 'he's playing well' and I'm thinking 'no, he's not.' My advice to anyone is don't listen to the experts, just watch the game and gather your own opinion."
-Roy Keane

by Useful_Idiot on Dec 12, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Pika!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He does like Damon Bruce.

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got back from seeing Invictus. Pretty good movie, though it is really heavy on the slo-mo shots. Good music, awesome story, and a few good rugby moments.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

I kinda expected a lot of slo mo

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I started getting bothered by it towards the end. That and the sound-mixing at the end isn’t very good. Still, most people probably won’t notice and it doesn’t really detract from the movie.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Dec 11, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

BaseballProspectus.com

Worth the subscription fees?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 11, 2009 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

no

there’s plenty of better sources these days.

Fangraphs kicks their ass on a regular basis.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by DrStankus on Dec 11, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on who is paying for it. I get it as a Christmas gift every year. I wouldn’t spend my own money on it, though.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 12, 2009 4:16 AM PST up reply actions  

GUPPIES MIRITE

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by shanghaijim on Dec 11, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

lol sharks are starting to suck

by KENN on Dec 12, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

They're 6 months early

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Dec 12, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

as I said last night… at least this season we can’t say “they peaked too soon.”

by Merope on Dec 12, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

109 new posts FTW

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by bondslegend on Dec 11, 2009 9:53 PM PST reply actions  

facepalm, mainly for the first part

There’s much work to be done, but with the departure of Bengie Molina and (apparently) Juan Uribe, the Giants have lost 36 home runs and a ton of positive influence in the clubhouse, particularly among the Latino guys

Bruce Jenkins 3-Dot Lounge

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 11, 2009 10:36 PM PST reply actions  

Best infield strategy for the Giants: Mark DeRosa at third and Pablo Sandoval at first – forever. Sandoval’s quick and trying hard to lose weight, but that’s not your future at third base

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And wasn’t it Jenkins who said they should play Posey in left field?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 11, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Jenkins: kind of a moron.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 11, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“kind of”?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 12, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Dec 12, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

And a very special one at that.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 12, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Recently he was talking about his HOF ballot and he mentioned that Blyleven was close but not on it.

I WILL CUT YOU, BRUCE JENKINS. STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 12, 2009 1:03 AM PST up reply actions  

He is a member of the BBWAA?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 12, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

The Bombastic Buffoons Wristing Association of America ?

by Merope on Dec 12, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

But Jack Morris! Now there’s a Hall of Famer!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Dec 12, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Jenkins also had McGwire on his ballot (when Jenkins hates Bonds).

"meh"

by SFGuy on Dec 12, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Cantu again

kinda ticked me off that everyone is dissing Jorge Canut out of hand because he’s no better than Garko, but I’m comparing them statistically now, and Cantu is a year younger than Garko and has produced a lot more. Even though I would like to see Ishikawa given another chance, Cantu appears to be a good fit for the Giants if he does become available.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 12, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Canut Cantu

and, if I recall, he was available last year and what a difference he could have made!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Dec 12, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be available

Florida tenders all but Amezaga

by wilriv21 on Dec 12, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I will continue to dis Jorge Cantu. Thank god we did not trade Durty for him last year.

Hack, hack clank.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Dec 12, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Garko’s OPS+ by year:
2006 (partial season): 114
2007: 119
2008: 101
2009: 103

Cantu:
2004 (partial season): 111
2005: 112
2006: 80
2007: 79
2008: 108
2009: 105

Cantu’s hit a little better the last two seasons, but but the difference is very small. Overall Garko has a small edge.

Defensively, Cantu’s been a little bit better at first base than Garko (he was awful at second and third), but it’s a bit of a small sample – he’s played 198 games at 1B, and only started 136 games there.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Dec 12, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

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