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PUDGE RODRIGUEZ IZ OLD! LETS GET HENRY BLANCO!!!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Dec 1, 2009 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

DEFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 1, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, forget Pudge! The Giants need somebody who has never hit in their career!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 1, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

Actually

I think having someone with no illusions of starting is more important in this case.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 1, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

More importantly, someone who can’t or isn’t good enough to start a whole year.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 1, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And somebody who has not ever been a starter, because Bochy can’t help but put veterans into the lineup if they’ve been a starter.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Dec 1, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not possible

see: Ausmus, Brad.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Dec 1, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It worked last year!

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Get a clue: Bowker, Nate and Lewis can’t hit 20 homers! That’s what the Giants need! Jermaine Dye, Xavier Nady and yes, even Nick Swisher will do!
…Dye would have been a difference maker last year. 27 homers to 4 is quite a big difference, not to mention the RBI, runs scored, OPS, SLG, etc. etc. You could actually put Dye in the clean-up spot in front of BFat without crying. You can’t do that with KFred Lewis. Huge difference. No need to spend money on Figgins when the Giants need 4-5 hitters more than they need a leadoff hitter. This team will have only 80 homers after Bengie and Uribe leave. Did you realize that? That is the worst gome run total ever.
…randomman, Adam Dunn has a career .380+ OBP. Do you know what OBP is? It means “on….base…percentage.” It’s something that no Giants outfielder has.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 1, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

27 homers to 4 is quite a big difference

…and so is 295 at bats vs. 503. So is -0.3 WAR for around $10 million vs. 0.9 WAR for less than half a million.

This team will have only 80 homers after Bengie and Uribe leave. Did you realize that? That is the worst gome run total ever.

Aww, but I LIKE gome runs!!!!!

Also, pretty sure this guy has never heard of the dead ball era.

Also, I’m pretty sure he pulled 80 HRs out of his ass. I figured it was the 2009 home run total minus Molina and Uribe, but actually that’s 86.

Do you know what OBP is? It means "on….base…percentage." It’s something that no Giants outfielder has.

FRED LEWIS HAS A CAREER OBP OF .355 YOU DUMB SHITMEISTERS I HATE EVERYONE ARGH.

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO KEEP POSTING THIS SHIT AND TORTURING ME!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 1, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Forget DINGERZ! I want GOME RUNZ!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Dec 1, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a stat for ya: The Giants were 53-33 in games where Rowand got a hit. Take that, WAR fools! Your made-up stats can’t compete with W-L.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Dec 1, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

correlation = causation

It’s science.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Dec 1, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve got us there!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 1, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But the day Brian Sabean relies on my player personnel advice will be the day when the FDA declares garlic fries an essential part of a nutritious diet.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA CHRI SHAFT YR FUNNIEST COMEDIEN SENCE CAROT TOP!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 1, 2009 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Actually I liked that part, it seemed to hint that he thought the Giants were being morons without saying it since he works for the Giants

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Dec 1, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! Let’s see if we can get Adam Dunn and Ty Wigginton – that will give us more home runs and some of the highest strikeout totals in the league. Home Run Derby every inning! That way we won’t have to sit around waiting for our miserable offense to score runs. Let’s field a team with the highest strikeout totals on both sides of the field! In fact, let’s remove the bases entirely. They’ll be irrelevant when no one ever gets on there! Either smack it in the water or go sit down! GameFace will love it!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Dec 1, 2009 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

OrangenBlackAttack wrote:
If you could only have one of the four following players, who would it be: Dunn, Swisher, Nady, Dye.

LOL

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 1, 2009 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

Adam Done, Cinncinnatty Redd
darkside6 wrote:
Done plays in another bandbox: Great American Ballpark (Reds): It saw 241 homers leave the park in 2006, second-most in the majors, and as Adam Dunn continues to demonstrate, Cincinnati’s ballpark is awfully friendly to left-handed hitting sluggers. In 2009 his bandbox ranked 6th in ML’s for HR’s allowed the most in a NL Park.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 1, 2009 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

will2244 wrote:
Xavier Nady led the NL in RBI’s in 2208 before his trade to the Yankees. He’s out there.
Gameface89 wrote:
GiantsFanSince1981, thank you for showing everyone that Dye’s numbers last year as an “old vet” were better than any Giants outfielder’s numbers in the last 3 years, period. So obviously this team needs another slap hitter in the OF like Chone Figgins.

Jermaine Dye, 2009: .250 / .340 / .453, 103 OPS+, -0.3 WAR
Fred Lewis, 2008: .282 / .351 / .440, 105 OPS+, 2.3 WAR
Randy Winn, 2008: .306 / .363 / .426, 105 OPS+, 4.5 WAR

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Dec 1, 2009 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

knowing all i know and being the advocate i am for fred lewis, i didn’t know this.

fuck i’m depressed.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Dec 2, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

will2244 sees the future!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Dec 2, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I think someone needs to talk jcb9 off the ledge…
/nervously hurries away

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 1, 2009 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

seriously

… jcb9 needs a cocktail or 7. lol

by giantdonkey on Dec 1, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Just between you and me

I actually find it quite entertaining… don’t tell him though.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 1, 2009 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi, Chris!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Dec 1, 2009 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

HI

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What a joke. Chris, sorry but you suck

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Dec 1, 2009 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

Hi Chris!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 1, 2009 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

HI

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi say hey nation!

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Dec 1, 2009 10:17 PM PST reply actions  

LOLewis!

Also:

When are they going to film a Giants movie at AT&T Park?
— Randy M., Red Bluff, Calif.

After they win a World Series. It’s going to be called “2012.” Wishful thinking, huh?

Giants win the WS = World Ends. Some homer.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Dec 1, 2009 11:37 PM PST reply actions  

My schedule is next year or 2011. 2012 is when the Cubs win, just as Bud has planned, before he descends into the underworld and defeat the futurenauts desperately sabotaging the Large Hadron Collider.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Dec 2, 2009 1:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the cut of your jib young man. Cubs in ’12 it is.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Dec 2, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

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