Human after all (Timmy)
by positiveuphemism on Nov 5, 2009 3:05 PM PST
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KNBR is reporting that Timmy has been busted for possession of marijuana up in Washington. He was speeding and surrendered a small amount of weed and paraphernalia to the officer who pulled him over.
Really don't have much else to say to fill the 75 word limit. He's a celebrity and part of that is your personal business gets reported in the media. It's unfortunate but whatever. It's just weed. He's young and will make mistakes. At least he didn't steal an officers bicycle.
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I don’t think there’s a 75 word limit anymore.
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Anyway
As long as he wasn’t DUI, then I don’t really care.
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I think hairball was making a Harold & Kumar reference.
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Man, H&K2 sucked so much.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t you mean it blew? Get it?! Eh? Eh?
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I thought it was funnier than the first one, but the first one was better overall.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
I really disliked anything that had to do with the plot.
But RIDICULOUS LOL for Emo John Cho.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
That flashback scene was probably the best part.
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That part was LOL forever.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man, I’m LOLling right now just thinking about it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OK, I have a new Facebook profile image.
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Holy crap
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I’m trying to find it.
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Good movie
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Just added to my Netflix. I’ll watch it right after I watch West 32nd.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
YES
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Hang on a second while I strap on my LOLLERBLADES.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
Also, where does John Cho get his fountain of youth? I had no freaking idea he was almost 40!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
Probably the same place Ralph Macchio. While Macchio doesn’t look like a teenager anymore, he’s almost 50 but looks like he’s in his 30s.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
I’m actually 35.
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F*CK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now what will inspire people to use crappy filler?
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
Ah..thanks for that. Didn’t find it on my first search.
by positiveuphemism on Nov 5, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
I had a roommate once who would swear by Ummagumma.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Not the biggest fan. Meddle is probably the top.
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Animals, all the way.
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Ummagumma live album: awesome.
Ummagumma studio album: not good.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
I prefer the studio album. The live album is really a horrible representation of the group and I’ve since acquired much better bootlegs.
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I really like the version of Astronomy Domine on Ummagumma. Better versions of the other three exist (though I like the Ummagumma version of Saucerful a lot), but have you found a better live version of Astronomy Domine? If so I would actually be really excited to hear it.
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He was just picking up Wagner Mateo’s prescription.
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He really likes cake.
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Dammit. That makes me sad. I miss Mitch.
by Grant Brisbee on Nov 5, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
Did you see how happy he got when he heard that your birthday was fast approaching?
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The haircut makes more sense now.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
I thought the real scandal was going to be that Lincecum was going 105 or something. Glad to see he’s not that crazy.
by Grant Brisbee on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
“My balls go faster than that, brah.”
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
The car belonged to Dave Roberts before he sold it to him
Just sayin’
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
Mark Sweney’s glovebox!
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Yes!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
I saw Dave Roberts and Rich Aurilia at the Rome Airport a few weeks ago… maybe he knew about this and was going on the lam.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
They are starting a Napa Valley winery together.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Is Raquel going to be singing at the launch party?
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
So they were doing wine ‘research’?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
What is this crunchiness in my wine?
Grit Sir, veteran grit.
by Giant Voodoo on Nov 6, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
The hardest thing to do in the world is to make a good wine when everybody in the stadium knows that you’re going to try to make a good wine.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
The image on their wine bottles is going to be Richie in his fake bunt pose.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
On I-5, no less
talk about looking for revenue. Good thing he hadn’t really “medicated” yet.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
My wife:
“I go at least 80 on every stretch of I-5”
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
So does everyone else.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
I was with a friend in 1996 driving from SF to Denver. We went 100 going through Utah. We had to go 100. We were in Utah.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Really?
When I drove out to NY for the first time, several people warned me the Utah cops on 80 love nothing more than fresh-baked Californian.
My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.
It wasn’t on 80. It was some desert highway in southeast part of the state (man did it suck). Funny thing was Utah was all brown and ugly. The moment we crossed into Colorado, the scenery got all green and beautiful.
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There’s a 60 mph zone on I-5??? WTH I thought that road was like a 90 mph minimum.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
yeah but up in Washington
1-5 goes right through all the big cities on the west coast – vancouver, olympia, tacoma, seattle. It’s not like 1-5 in CA where it’s all through the boonies.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
and just like 101 in Oregon
there’s nothing to produce revenue like oddball speed limits on highways.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Yea, and in a lot of places highways in cities are 60 MPH, not 65 like here.
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Yeah, but I was just there
People still drive fast. Srsly, he was going the speed of traffic, and he got pulled over because he looked high and was driving a fancy car. Cop was probably pissed that he only had 3 grams. Shit, I have more than 3 grams.
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oops
I wrote 1-5, not I-5
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on the grapevine it’s close to that
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by UnleashTheGore on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
It’s 55 through the city of Portland, and 50 in some places through the city because of dangerous curves.
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yeah
5 going through portland is pretty hairy. Actually the entirety of 5 through Oregon pretty much sucks.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
My last ticket was like that. Even though I realized it was my fault and I should have at least seen the cop, I was still kind of pissed off. I mean come on.
You should have fought the ticket on 14th amendment grounds.
Selective enforcement and all.
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
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“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.”
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Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
lol I love shitmydadsays
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
I’m thinking of adopting him as my only role model.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
The highway patrol in Washington is extremely strict. Every time I travel up there for business, I have to drive 60-65 =(
And they don’t let you pump your own gas. Buncha car dictators.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
Oh whoops. Yeah… just Oregon. Don’t know where my head was.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
Hopped up on goofballs, that’s where.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
apparently
job creation. It’s a regular economic boon.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know
but I’ve certainly never been motivated to do so. Just relieved when I could have my credit card back and ^@#%#% DRIVE AWAY.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
I just
don’t want to have to make small talk when I get gas… plus I’m usually on a long trip (not like Tim’s) and just want to GO SHUT UP AND MOVE AWAY FROM THE CAR.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
OMG the first time we drove through Oregon I was all what the hell is this what are they doing to our car?
Keep in mind I was like, seven, and even then I was going DO NOT WANT.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
It's a big state
I get gas at the Indian Reservatiion in Smith River and pray we don’t have to drive around too much while we’re there
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Smith River, CA
home of “Last Chance Liquors”, one of the two worst things (second to All-Star Liquors of Smith River) sited on Indian reservations.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
more Oregon fun facts
hard booze can only be bought in state-licensed stores; I think there’s two in Coos Bay.
Which has totally eliminated problem drinking on the South Coast. Really.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
No, just that liquor stores are run by the state. (SOCIALISM!!) No liquor in like Safeway or 7-11 or places like that. It’s still pretty easy to get boozes.
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something tells me
PiKA is tricking us into writing a paper for him. EVIL GENIUS
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
same in Washington and Virginia
the two states where I went to college
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
My girlfriend is always surprised to see liquor in grocery stores and 7-11s. In Pennsylvania it’s only liquor stores or beer distributors.
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I always liked that when I turned 21, I couldn’t actually by liquor in a liquor store until the day AFTER my birthday, because of liquor store law.
But no problem buying it from Safeway.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
buy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
I've made it through all of Oregon on one tank
I gas up in Yreka, then try to be as economical as possible and coast into a gas station as soon as you cross into Washington (running on fumes). Problem is there isn’t a big obvious place to get gas right across the border
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
Everyone is treating not having to pump your own gas like it’s THE PLAGUE.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s weird… I actually like pulling up, rolling down the window and saying ‘fill her up, bub’. And not paying sales tax.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
Good call. I’ll run into the time machine, go back to 1989, tell my mom to ignore the kids in the backseat screaming for a potty break, all so I wouldn’t have the memory of Oregon gas station attendants violating a car that has since been scrapped for parts.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
You didn’t know my dad.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
What your mom needed in 1989 was a hybrid.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
LOL not old
I remember when they were called “service stations”.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t let you? Why would you want to?
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OREGONIAN BIAS
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Because it’s easy to do.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
It’s even easier than making somebody else do it.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
You Californians crack me up.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah that air of false superiority is what I “gotta love”.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The notion that California is the best at any endeavor they enter into. This is false. If you say this to a Californian their mind will explode and give you all sorts of figures on population and weather, not so much on how California “works” as it’s own societal entity. But it’s an American thing. It’s what we’re taught. “WE’RE NUMBER ONE”, without even questioning. So the false superiority isn’t anyone’s fault, I guess.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s not quite clear at what point this line of discussion started, but my comments weren’t meant to convey anything along those lines. I just like pumping gas.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve heard that about you…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 6, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, I’m all for people having jobs. And if gas attendant is one way they do it up there, more power to it.
But outside of that context, my preference would just be to do it myself. Seems like way less of a hassle to my mind.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
So getting out of your car, opening your gas cap, swiping your card, taking the nozzle from the pump, actually pumping 10-20 gallons of highly flammable hazardous material, topping off, putting the nozzle back, resealing your gas cap, printing your receipt, and getting back in your car is less of a hassle than sitting there in your comfy driver seat … smoking a bowl and getting a handjob??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yup. It sounds like a lot of steps, but it’s really basically no effort.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
WHAT NEXT, HOWIE, ARE YOU ANTI-BUTLER, TOO???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Listen, all I’m saying is that it’s less of a hassle for me to clean the whole fucking house myself.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
wait
I never got a handjob when I filled up in Oregon! Was I doing it wrong?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
You’re supposed to give it to yourself.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
On Oregon, they don’t let anyone else give you a handjob.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
The Oregon government is the only entity licensed to give out handjobs.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oregon Handjob Law needs a public option!
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hope marijuana doesnt become a McCoven craze like the Choco Taco did.
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I’m already on my way to the local gas station to buy some.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
Its easier to find
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
I finally saw Choco Tacos
And then the cold hard reality that they are not gluten free hit me. I hate my life.
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Satan free?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
Just barely.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
If choco tacos are wrong
I dont want to be right
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
I belive it is Thoreau’s work
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, those are my old glasses.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
Thats the marijuana talking.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
No I’m not.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
/takes Meddle off turntable
//throws on Sky Valley
///eats five Choco Tacos
by Grant Brisbee on Nov 5, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
MOAR LYK 30
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You weren't really gonna eat 30 Choco Tacos were you?
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah…can I get…99 Choco Tacos for 2 cents?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 5, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
I WILL KILL THAT COMMERCIAL
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
I WILL KILL THAT COMMERCIAL TWICEOVER!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
There is a new one I hate
“Why are you wearing those shoes??”
“Toe nail fungus!!!”
UGH!!!
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
I get really bothered by the Cars for Kids commercials. Not because it’s not a good cause, because it is, but because of the obnoxious emotionless chant of the phone number.
I also get really bothered by the “Nobody beats us in our house! This. Is OUR HOUSE” commercial. I can’t stand listening to this guy who sounds like a big weenie telling me whose house it is.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently the Cars for Kids commercial is national, I read on a different message board that they hate that commercial and they live back east (NY or NJ or some place like that).
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Jesus, those drive me crazy. I always try to change the channel as quick as I can, before the tune gets stuck in my head. I hate those termite orange oil ones too, for some reason. “Join the revolution” – I wasn’t aware there was a revolution sweeping the nation, to use orange oil. for termites. Grab your torches.
F. the Lewis.
The Orange Oil commercials have a really, really bad song choice playing in the background that drives me up a wall.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
it's 877.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 13, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
SLEEP TRAAAAAAIIIN
YER DIGGIT DO A BEDDER DITES ZLEEB
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 13, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
I stand alone on the cliffs of the world
No one ever tends to me
Sitting alone covered in breeze
Some things are so my mind can breathe
/holds up lighter while eating Choco Tacos
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009
/becomes depressed
/buys weed
/hooks up with Timmy
Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us
Hooks up, you say.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Teehee
I’ve been wondering ever since the first time I saw him in street clothes.
Yeah, I agree with Natto, as long as it wasn’t a DUI, he’s still alright.
Also, just curious, does MLB drug policy test for/punish marijuana use?
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by GiantBrass on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I believe it’s tested for, but there is no mandatory penalties. I remember hearing of minor leaguers getting suspended in the past, but Geovany Soto tested positive this past offseason with no real punishment except that Lou was very, very disappointed in him.
My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.
I can’t stand the stuff, the very smell can make me nauseous, blech.
If other people want to smoke it fine, but don’t smoke it around me, don’t drive under the influence, and don’t expect me to think that you are “cool” for doing so.
Our dingus next door neighbor smokes that crap outside our bedroom window every morning between 2 & 4 am sometime… the smell is so disgusting it wakes me up.
it's like socks and buttcheese on fire
I enjoy free concerts in SF, where tobacconists would be killed on sight, but old hippies with stinkweed? SPARK EM UP DUDE!
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
That’s my biggest fear if they legalize it. I’ll have to smell it EVERYWHERE.
You know how people are with a new “toy” …
Vaporizers will become very popular
Not nearly as much smell
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
and I suppose
the hookah joints (har) will really rake in the green
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
I hope so.
People here tend to drive while smoking, which is rather disconcerting to me. There will need to be severe penalties for that!
I wonder how many people will just move here from out of state if it becomes legal.
There already are – it’s a DUI. Of course, I smoked a joint just before my driving test when I was 16, so I might not be the best spokesman for this subject.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
I used to live at Harrison and Main in the city and I would walk up Main street after work on my way home when there was a long line of cars waiting to get on the bridge. You could smell pot smoke coming out of so many different cars, it was a tad disconcerting. I actually really like the smell of pot though, especially at outdoor daytime festivals like Outside Lands.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
She did say “hash”.
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Kiddie ticket
Seriously, that’s like the most benign story of a celebrity getting busted that I’ve ever read
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
so you're telling me...
that if I smoke pot I can be an Olympic Hero AND Cy Young Award Winner!?!?
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
WOW
Imagine what cocaine can do for you!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
CHARLIE MURPHY!!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
(cocaine is a helluva drug)
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Come on now lets talk about something on the more serious side here.
How much is this going to save the Giants in arbitration?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Kevin Frandsen, come back!
Zito was quoted as saying “Timmy even smokes dope better than I do.”
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 11 recs
There are so many reasons why this needs to be green
Envy
Pot
Recommended
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
LOL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
LOL Zito
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
I Hope
this story doesnt get blown up all over the country like the Michael Phelps one did.
At least there is no picture of Timmy actually smoking it right?
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Will someone please explain to me those lyrics?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
They’re based on something a philospher said like a billion years ago.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Or possibly Hunter S. Thompson…
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
It’s not possible.
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I don't think Mr. Flowers could explain them
But some people believe it has to do with mind control.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by KTJ on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Is a complex philosophical quest in abreviated form
Are we human, or are we a member of a team of flying reindeer?
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
Party on Wayne...party on, Tim
I just hope this doesn’t mean his ERA will be 4.20
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
More like his K/BB ratio.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
Further proof that marijuana should be legal
I mean, if Timmy smokes it, it can’t be bad, amirght?
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His amazing results
were all smoke and mirrors
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Did n’t he have a sore back last season? it was medicinal!
New meaning to the term “chronic back pain”?
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Paging Dr. Feelgood
too bad it doesn’t cure suck, they could open a dispensary in the St. Mary’s Sports Medicine Center, official health care provider of your SF Giants.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
St. Mary’s is part of the CHW network.
SMOKE POT NOT CONDOMS
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
oooh-oooooh ooooh
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Man, I hate that song.
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Not driving recklessly, not under the influence, not really a story.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:43 PM PST reply actions
…enough to entertain us though.
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SQUIRREL!
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thats scary
but amusing
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
Those aren’t squirrels.
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Those are space stations!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Ha. I actually work with somebody who thinks that raccoons are the same thing as squirrels. I’m not sure who it is, but I had to make some serious corrections to a website they built one time.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
I want to see this website.
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Pre correction, natch.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
When does he start flying?
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by Giant among Angels on Nov 6, 2009 5:53 AM PST up reply actions
Does anyone really care though? No one cared when Phelps did it
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SCIENCE
his sponsors did
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
HEADLINE
Choco Taco Signs Giants Pitcher Lincecum to Multiyear Endorsement
Company Didn’t Believe Star’s Love of Choco Tacos Until Recent Drug Bust
/auto-defenestrates
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
I remember a pretty big backlash when the Phelps thing happened.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but there were pictures of Phelps actually using a bong. Timmy wasn’t using it, and he handed it over voluntarily. Much easier story to take.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
I really don’t think it was or is a big deal. I kind of thought it was stupid though that Phelps let himself be photographed.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
A quick glance of your avatar had me thinking it was Frank Lloyd Wright. I was wondering WTF
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
MICHAEL PHELPS HERE
FOR ZIG ZAG!!
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t
there are a lot of people who smoke weed in the world from presidents to sports stars to bums
I’m not saying its ok to smoke but i’m not upset by it
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
So that’s what they mean when they say he pitches in the “high 90s”
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Goofus, you are on fire.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Thats what I call a "sticky" situation
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
IF BRIAN WILSON AND HIS MOHAWK AND GUITAR HERO PLAYING WAYS GETS BUSTED FOR POT, I WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SMOKES POT
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
won't someone think of the children
say it ain’t so!
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Leave Tim alone. He was just hangin’ out with his buds
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done yet?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
That’s the pot calling the kettle black
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RACIST
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
Goofus is never done.
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What do you think Wilson and Zito do in their room all day?
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Guitar Hero
What were you thinking of?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
/waves hand
I know! I know!
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
dont leave out any details
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
tickle fights after Canyon throwing, Canyon being the name of their Mr. Slave.
by Giant Voodoo on Nov 6, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
This bound to spark up a big debate
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I’d say he’s a lead pipe lock to win again
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You’d think a guy who went to Humboldt State would know more weed jokes…but I don’t.
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stay away from the cheerleaders
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
They're the Lumberjacks
and they’re OK, they sleep all night and they work all day.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2009 5:57 AM PST up reply actions
Your favorite character in Spiderman is Mary Jane.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
Now we know why Timmy will never have a no-hitter.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
nice
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you can’t tell me Manny Ramirez has never smoked pot before
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST via mobile reply actions
are you suggesting Manny Ramirez smokes?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
…Manny Ramirez smokes…
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it's religious
he’s rasta
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
no I mean to say I wouldnt be surprised
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Did some web browsing
found this poor-quality post. Timmy needs a new nickname.
by The GD Batman on Nov 6, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
maybe he should take steroids to even things out
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
Just got this email from Dodgers Fan Friend:
By the way, I blame your GM. If he had surrounded Lincecum with higher-caliber talent, Tim would have been in NYC last night and this never would have happened.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
That makes sense
every good team moves to new york and becomes the Yankees. Thats why they have won 27 championships.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
I think it was meant that the Giants would have been NL champions and playing the Yanks
but yeah LOL original comment.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
Hmm
I have to write a definition essay on the definition of success
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Thats basically the gist of it
I just need two pages about it though
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
I just heard about this maybe 20 minutes ago
and I haven’t stopped LOL’ing since.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST reply actions
Anyone really surprised by this? What with the whole Choco Taco thing?
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
Where did the Choco Taco thing originate from? Was this a gameday thread meme or did Timmy actually say something about Choco Tacos?
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I think it was in a story in Sports Illustrated or something. He mentioned he eats one before games.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
“I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU!”
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“pick that dollar up … and hand it to the man”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oddly enough, his brother always had better control of the family smoking motion.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Old folks toking
When my grandmother passed in January, we cleaned out her bedroom and found a Sucrets tin packed tight with grass. My brother won the lottery that day.
Had I known she had some, I would have made her smoke it. She’d lost a ton of weight toward the end, and could have used a boost in appetite.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
If Lincecum were a Rockie, Purple Row would be freaking the fuck out right now
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
No, we couldn’t care less.
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Yeah.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/care_less.html
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IT’S ENGLISH LANGUAGE WORDS
NOT = NEGATIVE
NOT HAVING NOT = NOT NEGATIVE
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS GETS SO MIXED UP
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry, I blew a gasket on this the other day at NinersNation. I don’t think I’m recovered yet.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
HAHA! naw it’s fine dude, i’m the last person to get pissed at what anyone says round here, but yea, i really do mess it up a ton
Or ’round here.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
That’s what you get for buying generic gaskets. You can’t skimp on premium with those.
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But they’re so expensive in the short-run.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
here we go again
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
Purple Row member photo day
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This seems like a totally inappropriate place to post this
so I’ll do it
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
really special
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Christ is between your thighs.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
Vapors!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
lawd
There was some nasty stank-ass shit at the Rob Zombie show Tuesday night in San Jose. I don’t know WTF was in it, but it was worse than the usual shit. Barf.
The show was still amazing and there actually wasn’t as much of the nastiness as I expected.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
Whoops.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST reply actions
this is an important point
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
THEY ALWAYS COME IN 3s!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
new nomination
best use of TWSS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
He was probably just holding it for Kruk.
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Would explain why he’s munching on popcorn during the postgame wraps and the times when he tries to eat the microphone sock.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
I’m convinced that Krukow’s drunk at least 80% of the time on broadcasts.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
IAWTC
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Hotboxin the announcers booth
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
We could invite Timmy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
and panda!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
what the fuck kinda car do you drive?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
a submarine would be better
but a boat will have to do
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions
/SHIFT-A
Timmy should know that the 1-5 corridor between Portland and Seattle is bad fucking news for this shit. Damon Stoudamire and Rasheed Wallace got pulled over for this like 80 times on I-5.
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nice
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
I miss those guys, the local news has had nothing to be ridiculously up in arms over since they all left.
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What this town needs is a good old fashioned serial killer scare!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I don’t know who that is, but a name like that is sure to scare Tracy Barry.
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From Wiki
On September 17, 2009 West was pulled over for a traffic violation while riding a 3-wheeled motorcycle. During this stop it was found that West had a 9mm Beretta pistol, .357 Magnum, and a Remington 870 in a guitar case.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
ridin dirty
Cops are all over the place there. That’s what makes me shake my finger at him. Don’t speed where cops are crawling every few feet, and be sure not to have your stuff in the car when you’re speeding around where cops are crawling everywhere. That’s just plain common sense.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
perhaps
a few hundred grand knocked off the arb total will motivate future discretion.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
I'm in shock!
(photo taken by a friend of mine when they met him at a bar about a year ago)
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
I feel its weird he took a picture of him
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah seriously. What guy who doesn’t smoke would wear some plaid open shirt, v neck white shirt, necklace, beanie, and have his hair like that
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
someone from Seattle?
Plaid jungle FTW.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
That’s just hipsters.
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So I guess he really didn't have flu like symptoms.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST reply actions
Or he was taking the wrong medication for it.
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AHEM!
Young Jedi still has long road to travel to the Hall of Fame.
- Orlando “Baby Bull” Cepeda
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST reply actions
I just want to thank everyone for this thread. I had a godawful day, where I had a sudden panic attack in the middle of rehearsal. Couldn’t breathe and my hands shook so badly the bassoon wobbled in my hands.
So coming home to this and laughing my ass off at our garden variety insanity has vastly improved my mood.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:29 PM PST reply actions
tonight the part of symphonic band will be played by Purple Row
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
ham?
or almonds?
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
Well he had to get them somewhere!
It’s not like the Giants offense was giving him any hits.
Yay participating in a MCC pun thread.
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"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Nah.
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Cepeda Chronic-les
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
I think that it would be a lot more clear what’s going on if the smoke was at such an angle that it obscured the L E and S.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
scary to think what the Vida Blue version would look like
by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 5, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
Why is his hat blue? Is that just my monitor?
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
No. It’s blue on mine, too.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
It’s the drugs.
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I knew I shouldn’t have taken those.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh god, why is my hat blue?
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
Where did my hat go?
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
The munchies are a horrible side effect
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Man, that meme seems appropriate all the time.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
I put a cupcake in the freezer and now the freezer is gone. Where did my cupcake go?
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
Why is the floor as low as I can go?
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
My eyes hurt.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
LOL SFGate commenter (or did I fall in the sarchasm)
I’m sorry people, but we have to put our foot down and preserve our childrens future.
I’m going to e-mail Mr Sabean today and plead with him to deal Lincecum before his stock falls more than ever.
I think the Giants could probably get someone like Carl Pavano or Cole Hamels for him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
LINCEMCUM 4 TOMMY CHONGET R DUN SEABEES
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This Fanpost has more comments than Grant's front page post
Take THAT, Grant!
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DOOBIES DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
McCovey -------les
Grant now realizes what was missing.
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lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
LOL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
Tim wanted to be buried with Dinty Moore canned soup, apparently.
DB: If you were a pharaoh and I entombed you, what personal objects would you want buried with you to take to the afterlife?
TL: I’d have to take my Xbox 360, some Dinty Moore canned stew and … I don’t even know.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST reply actions
Tim’s not very smart. Zito and Wilson would smoke it at their home. Why is Tim smoking in a car?
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To be fair...
he was only busted for possession. And I’m not sure but doesn’t Tim still live in Washington during the offseason?
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It is a pungent plant.
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Personally I think it smells wretched, but hey, whatever.
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it does smell awful
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
I like the smell… I even liked it as a 9 year old at Candlestick.
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by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t like it either.
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Me also.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Not a fan at all. People are somewhat amazed I made it through college at Humboldt without doing it once.
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I went to UC Santa Cruz and never smoked.
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woa, see, people here in the midwest have the misconception of everybody in California smoking weed, but i smoke a good amount here… But i have friends everywhere back home that smoke, basically i smoke more here
I don’t know how many times people went “You smoke?” when I told them I decided to go to Humboldt.
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It definitely is. And after hearing all the stories before I went up there, I wasn’t let down at all.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
I never did it. I’m just talking about all the freaking weed that is in that county. You know you have a reputation when the reference the school you go to on Entourage.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
You can’t blame them, they’re mostly on meth.
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Well, UCSC has a certain... reputation
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Nearly indistinguishable!
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I have two roommates from SC and both think marijuana is disgusting.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think it’s surprising to not want to do drugs. It’s a valid choice not to partake, as valid as the choice to partake. I don’t give an airborne fornication if someone does Drug X. I just choose not to be around it.
I went to a concert Tuesday night and couldn’t avoid it, but the show was so awesome and the smell wasn’t pervasive, so I survived.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
Well for sure, like my girlfriend doesnt want to smoke ANYTHING, because her mom was a smoker. But hey, everybody has their choice, i think it has to do with what happened with the parents. My mother was actually offered weed, but chose to not take it.
I’ll remember she always told me, if it’s JUST weed, that’s fine, and NEVER abuse it.
Yep, when you go to a concert, it’s bound to happen, i just want to go to a concert and enjoy the music without anything
your girlfriend is right
more carcinogens than tobacco.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
My mom was a meth (and possibly cocaine) user for several years through my childhood, and that gave me a lot of issues with drug use for a long time. I’m still really uncomfortable around people using, but I’m doing much better with acceptance that people are gonna do it no matter what I say.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
This
although it didn’t hit quite as close to home in my case.
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Good for you on doing much better, and i can understand how having a family member doing a drug can deter you from doing anything that involves smoking. Sorry bout that, and yea, with my dad, he smoked a pipe, and i liked the smell, same with cigars, but never got involved with that, i probably smoke once a month, if that.
I don't have strong feelings against it nor do I care if someone else does.
It’s just not for me.
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I went to Cal and never smoked.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Just thought I’d join the party here.
I’m sure I had plenty of second-hand highs, though. What can you do?
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
I had one second-hand high leaving a Warriors game in the mid 90’s. There was a Pink Floyd concert at the stadium and people were smoking pot on the BART bridge.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
I’m skeptical myself. I did breathe plenty of second-hand marijuana smoke, but never felt anything resembling any kind of high. I really just said it to make myself sound like less of a snob.
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by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah. I drug test people all day for work and second-hand smoke isn’t enough to register as a positive on our tests. I can’t imagine the situation where a person could inhale enough second-hand smoke to get THC in their bodies.
I felt really weird after reaching BART during that Pink Floyd concert and it wasn’t the music making me feel weird.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
I’ll go against the grougthink and say that it smells awesome
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SCIENCE
+1
But I do just fine with drinking now.
/mumbles something about ‘lawn’ ‘hippies’ ‘whippersnapper’
"It's too late now."
That’s the first time I’ve ever been part of what would be considered grougthink. I mean, really, me, Baron and Natto (and djp) are probably the only people who dislike the smell of weed around here. Just because we spoke up doesn’t make us the majority. Probably the opposite.
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it should be cured by now.
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"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
ack, only if outdoor. if indoor, that’s a different story.
Prospective parent of new pick, Zack Wheeler. Projectable Righty stolen from the braves. Of course, I stalk my son's myspace: http://www.myspace.com/zackwheelerbaseball
"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
BTW, Natto. What is with the Sunset? Seems to be a ton of pot growing busts this year. There was one this morning in the 2400 block of 40th Avenue.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
I just assumed he was smoking it in the car. I’ve never done weed or really been around it.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
this really juss adds to his savageness…
i hope it was tha grapes
smokin a blunt with lincecum??? id frame tha roach and turn it into a conversation piece for my many cocktail parties…
merry CAINmas
We can use this as leverage to make sure the Yankees don't poach him!
…
Oh who am I kidding :’(
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I should draw something about this. Or Natto.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
I was already thinking of something.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Ages ago, back when Zito was cool,
I drew a lil’ version of him holding a pipe and making a peace sign. LOL hippie
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That is fantastic
Is that yours?
Hehehe. Baked Zito. Heh.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Nah, I found it in a GIS for Zito.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Marijuana flavored fruit roll-up.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
This happened 3 miles from my house
I’m definately taking the day off of work to go support Timmy in court. I didn’t think it was physically possible to respect this man more than I already did. I was wrong.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist
by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Nov 5, 2009 5:37 PM PST reply actions
LSD next
Timothy Leary his real biological father.
dunno, i just found it while browsing for pictures
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I don’t think it’s that funny, but, meh, whatever
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yea neither do i
i have friends from NYC and they will beat the fuck outta me if i say shit about it
something about having people you know die
or the place you had your prom or 8th grade graduation trip blown to crap does that to you.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
This is my problem with US foreign policy.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
+1000000000
Brian says a lot of things. Brian only does one thing, though. Get low OBP hacking suckholes who’s best years are in the past. - Missing Barry
/SHIFT+A
So what happened?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
From Schulman
In Washington state, anything less than 40 grams is considered personal use and a misdemeanor punishable by no more than 90 days in jail and a $1,000 fine. In reality, he’d likely get a diversion program.
He is not in danger of being punished by major-league baseball, which obviously has gotten tough on steroids but has no rules on drugs of abuse.
The hit to his reputation will be worse than the penalties, although judging from some of your comments, in these parts his standing might have risen. Still, kids, stay in school and don’t do drugs.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Lincecum reportedly had 3.3 grams of pot on him. That’s barely more than one-tenth of an ounce.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
It’s an eighth with a bowl smoked out of it.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
Ray Ratto speaks
speeding on the freeway at 8 a.m. even if you’re straight as a javelin is just asking to get caught. I mean, who else is on the road that early other than truckers?
Actually, Mr. Everyman, just about anyone with an actual job is on the road before 8. Except, of course, for bloviating sportswriting fossils.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
thats 2 poins off of an 8th of marijuana (3.5 grams)
this will add to his rep in marijuana lovin san fran
merry CAINmas
Nah – now people will know he’s been getting shorted.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
My friend just sent this to me:
“Someone once told Tim Lincecum that being a pro pitcher was a pipe dream.
Dream achieved."
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 5:51 PM PST reply actions
You should have ripped him off and taken the credit for yourself.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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For the hell of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfduFy26EE0
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
We’ve all been smoking weed.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Vast conspiracy to draw traffic to McC after baseball season!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 5, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve been starving for Timmy for a month now.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
I’m here for the lulz.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Jerking it?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Explains the relaxed attitude.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
lol
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
This seems like a good time to bring out my "high 5" again
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dude, I knew a guy named Chip.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Just Chip?
Like this guy?
“It’s not about the specials and the discounts, it’s about being here,” said Chip, who goes by one name and runs the Downtown Association […]
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
NUH UH
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Nov 5, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
What's that commercial?
When the guy is going “IT’S JUST A LITTLE POT!”
Could that be Tim right now?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Times they ain’t like nothing they used to be
From Rocky Mts. to northeast Tennesee
Where the River flows like a dusty cold disease
And the babies whine cuz they can’t find nothing to eat
But momma she ain’t hungry no more
She’s waitin’ for a knock on the trailer door
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
I’m doing math right now.
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Nov 5, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
That will affect your brain function if you keep it up.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
So do Flu shots always get shoved up your nose??? Man, I’m glad I’m not getting one now. That’s terrifying.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Mine didn’t.
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Oh, well that’s good.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
I haven’t had one in years, and since I’m in one of lowest risk groups for this stupid panicflubug that’s going around right now, I’m not going to freak myself out and take a vaccination that could be going to somebody who needs it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Though, getting a flu shot makes every single person you come into contact with less likely to get the flu. It is just as much a public service as it is a personal thing.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
My cats got a few of their shots up their noses. It always made me go D: watching it at the vet.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
0_o
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
OH!
That is significantly less terrifying.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
hmmm this might get more interesting
From Giants Twitter
Washington State Patrol pulled over Lincecum on Oct 30th for speeding on I5 and confiscated 3 grams of marijuana. He plead not guilty Monday
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
plead?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Huh… I guess it’s an accepted variant. Looks stupid to me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I support that. Excepting that, though, It should at least be be “pleaded,” or at least “pled.” However, M-W is okay with “plead” as even another variant.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
I have too much free time on my hands.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 6:31 PM PST reply actions
i love it
my favorite player, on my favorite team, enjoying my favorite past time. whats not to love=)
Chuck Norris has only lost in one thing. 1 on 1 with Monta.
My favorite past time is probably the 11th century.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
Plus, the thirteenth century was way better.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 7, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
"Dark Ages"
fall of Rome to the end of the Viking raids. So … fifth to tenth centuries, I’d think.
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Battle of Hastings
1066
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 8, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, that’s it, thank you. The coming of Norman England.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 10, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
1066 was exactly what I had in mind when I made my comment!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
don't hate
just cus i love my medicine. thank you california for club cards=)
Chuck Norris has only lost in one thing. 1 on 1 with Monta.
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The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
…passes judgment on others…
Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.
by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
SWOOP ON THE WEED!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
Hell yesssss
Once CA legalizes pot anyone want to get in on my “Pizza and Pot” delivery service??? (Name is a work in progress)
I’m also gonna convert a drive thru Jack in the Box to include special herbal remedies in your to go bag
OK so will I: You blindly follow rules and cultural norms without considering these
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I’ll return to favor:
You blindly follow rules and cultural norms without questioning your own perception of reality
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
You blindly follow rules and cultural norms without questioning your own perception of reality
This could be my new favorite phrase since BODY BIAS.
I’LL RETURN TO FAVOR!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
BAAAHHHHH-H-H-H!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Nov 6, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
But it’s hard to question my perception of reality when that perception of reality isn’t being altered in some way.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
When you follow cultural norms, believe the mainstream media don’t think about issues that affect our lives, get seduced get seduced by the distractions the entertainment industry throws your way, yeah its hard to alter your perception of reality. You don’t have to smoke pot to have your perception of reality alterred
(sports and other forms of entertainment are simply a diversion from what really is important: Raising the education and living societies in our city/state/country/world (in that order)
They are a distraction from what is important just like drugs or any other forms of entertainment that consumes our thought process and intellect when it could be much better used finding out ways to better our society
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Wow. Okay.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Wait, what?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I think he’s saying that you need to raise the living society in your city state country world.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
society was supposed to be “standard” My b.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t have a problem with marijuana, but I always get a kick out of how habitual pot users think that it makes them into a member of the Rebel Alliance.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Some habitual pot users. Most don’t make a big deal about it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
My comments to howtheyscored and Xanathan had nothing to do with pot, but ok
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Or read the part about drugs.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
no from what i read I called Xanathan out on passing judgement on someone he doesn’t know simply because they enjoy pot and then he called me stupid.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
So which part of that was wrong?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
yeah, that does have something to do with drugs. You’re talking about drugs and cultural norms. Own it.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
You are focusing on my defending pot use and ignoring my points on the entertainment industry distracting us from decisions that affect our lives
Not that it surprises me coming from someone with a negative outlook on drug use, so you disregard my other points and focus on the drug aspect.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
You are a unique and special snowflake!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The entertainment industry never pretended to be anything but an escapist outlet. Weird argument is weird.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
OK, but when entertainment news and real news become blended that is when problems arise. I wasn’t attacking the industry for provided entertainment, of course that’s the whole point, i’m criticizing Americans in general for ignoring important issues, Like what the health care bill actually does, and instead is completely caught up in entertainment and the news aspects that are related.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
It’s been that way for over 100 years.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
ha ha ha.
No. I don’t really care about marijuana (LSD is more fun anyway). The thing is that I’ve heard this “Don’t judge me by your middle class social norms, man” speech a million times, and I find it amusing and self-congratulatory.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
HE IS A REBEL WITH A COMPLETELY UNIQUE AND UNDISCUSSED WORLD VIEW!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
xkcd has been broken out.
now it’s on.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Has decided to put all his "In this thing" energy to being in the Shark Tank and the Big House.
Not claiming originality, merely sharing my opinions on society. Your demeaning my argument by claiming its not original. That isn’t the point, this is what i believe i welcome honest debate not getting mocked by faceless sarcastic words
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
I’m also calling it self congratulatory. I’m saying that perhaps you should two thoughts to the idea that you’ve punctured through the veil of conventional morality that clouds the rest of our judgement.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
To be fair, my words totally have a face. I can post it here if you want. It wouldn’t be the first time.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Goofus’ words have a penis.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I like my new glasses better.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
it really helps me visualize your arguments if I imagine a Charlie Day lookalike eating chicken wing after chicken wing
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Considering the chicken wings
A Charlie Steiner lookalike would be more appropriate.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I'll leave the discussion with this
Paranoia is in bloom,
The PR transmissions will resume,
They’ll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down,
And hope that we will never see the truth around
Another promise, another scene,
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed,
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds,
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
Interchanging mind control,
Come let the revolution take it’s toll,
If you could flick a switch and open your third eye,
You’d see that
We should never be afraid to die
Rise up and take the power back,
It’s time the fat cats had a heart attack,
You know that their time’s coming to an end,
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
Google Videos: Zeitgeist films.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
OMG SONG LYRICS
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2007/8/14/55818/9945
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh man, I forgot about that.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
…writes off attempts to find meaning because it was written for a song…
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t believe that rock ‘n’ roll
Can really change the world
As it spins in revolution
It spirals and turns
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
True. The reason I like the new Muse album so much is they clearly have a anti-establishment, question authority, the government is a lie set up to help the elites conceal attempts to steal wealth from the public. Yet they are signed and paid millions by Warner Brothers who are doing all they can to promote the band.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
So they are hypocrites.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
no, the are just using the massive money, power and influence Warner Bro possess to help promote a message that is against all those things. It’s brilliant
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Right. And Alan Combs was taking down FoxNews from the inside.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
No, they are using an antiestablishment message to make make money for the establishment. Whatever “millions” this band is making PALES in comparison to what Warner is RAKING in. And if this band doesn’t know that, then they are really, really dumb. ANd if they DO know this, they are hypocrites for helping to prop up a corrupt system they claim to abhor.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Warner Bros already has more money than they would ever need. Muse simply doesn’t care that they are adding to that if it means getting there message out to mass audiences
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
everything is a rip off from something else, that’s what happens when ideas are exchanged. Don’t get caught up on that aspect and focus on the message
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting point. The lyrics I wrote down are from a U2 song. Written of course by Bono. The same Bono who used to believe that Rock and Roll really could save the world. But really song lyrics can’t save the world. But a good soul, charisma, smarts, and money can go a long way. Bono has all of those in spades. The work he has done in places like Africa as a result of his celebrity HAVE made a positive change, and he could never have achieved that without making millions from his record company and concerts.
Putting people in boxes because they make some money is a bit black and white. Some of those attempting to make the most positive changes in the world are philanthropists with lots of money. Essentially all environmental activism is done through hard-working people who want to give something but mostly from large doners who made millions in their own industry.
I’m not an ultra-capitalist, but it does have it’s place.
I applaud you for wanting to have a positive impact on society, and I like your gumption (yup, I’m 87), but when you move from supporting pot-smoking to societal changes, you just sound like a burned-out hippy. Additionally, find a way to be a little less judgmental in your desire to make change. Life is hard and it is even harder to be idealistic when you are just trying to put food on the table or diapers on your kids ass. If nothing else, you want to encourage people to partake in whatever cause you hold so dearly.
Work hard, study hard, live life by your principals and maybe you will achieve something. Good luck to you.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
The fact is, pot-smoking is related to societal change. It’s the number one cash crop it the state and the government ain’t making squat off it. When you prohibit drugs the demand doesn’t go away, it just transfers the profits from governments or legitimate business to Mexican drug cartels, street gangs, etc. The quality can’t be regulated, people addicting to drugs will take them anyways.
Legalizing pot in CA would be a huge step in the right direction for our budgetary problems by reducing drug enforcement costs as well as prison costs. The state must consider all new sources of tax revenue to keep our state afloat. Especially with Arnold as governor because he REFUSES to raise taxes under any circumstances, even when faced with significant budgetary problems, so he instead he passes off the costs of a UC and CSU education to the students/parents, cuts state workers pay by 10%, increases CSU fees by 30%, meanwhile the state mandates one “furlough day” a month for professors as well as additional ones picked by the school president. Yes, this is all related to pot and pre-convieced cultural norms and laws that were written decades and decades ago that still dictate our perceptions of what drugs are acceptable and which ones are unnacceptable.
The U.S. gov’t should have learned their lessons when they prohibited alcohol and lost shit tons of money from the taxes, while transferring that wealth to untaxed bootleggers. You realize the Taliban’s major source of funding is Opium, right? If it was legalized in Western Europe and the United States they would lose all funding. The U.N.’s drug policies have led to the rise of terrorism and violent drug pushes across the globe. And the cynic in my believes they know what they are doing. Remember the SJ mercury news expose on C.I.A. involvement of drug trafficking in S.A.? Not to mention the government sponsored illegal smuggling of opium from India into China by the British government and the subsequent Opium Wars that followed which were waged to protect their lucrative source of income. When you outlaw drugs it attracts the worst people in society who are drawn to the high-stakes and highly profitable business of bringing demand to consumers.
It is extremely sad that American soldiers fight and die in Afganistan effectively over control of the poppy fields. 90% of the worlds’ opium production is coming from a country occupied and secured by American troops and gov’t paid security guards, this is highly suspicious to me/
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
I agree with your economic assessment of legalizing pot, and I agree that it should be legalized if it can be regulated for safety like alcohol is (not that the enforcement is very good, but at least on paper there is something). As of yet, I don’t know that it can.
If you are supporting the idea of legalizing harder drugs than pot, you are not going to get a supporter here. I think you have more faith than I do that the average person will make good decisions that keep the rest of us safe.
By the way, I think you cherry-picked one part of my response to you. There has been a lot of bear-poking going on, and I actually engaged you on a topic other than drugs (though admittedly there was a comment about it), but if your whole platform is legalizing drugs, then I take back all the nice things I said.
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Alcohol consumption rates actually plummeted during prohibition. Not defending prohibition, but the whole issue is complicated.
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oldjacket – are you saying that initially you might see a dramatic increase but it wouldn’t last?
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
yeah, but it depends on the addictiveness of the drug. The more addictive, the more stable the increase in users would be.
From personal research I kinda doubt that legalizing Marjiuana would change consumption in CA at all.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Would it? I’m not so sure… the only drug I know of where usage rates have dropped substantially in this country is tobacco, which is generally considered as addictive a drug as you’ll find. It’s also legal. I’d attribute the drop in use to public information and the awareness of the very real health risks. Also the rising costs due to taxation. I wish we’d take this approach with other drugs, as it is the only approach I know of that has been successful.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
how can you possibly get an accurate estimate of how people were using alcohol while it was illegal. Thats the point, no one was supposed to know about it. Those statistics are meaningless
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
One of my professors in college wrote several books on Anti-Saloon leagues in the US and made that claim based on his evidence. Since that was a few years ago, though, I guess I can’t act as much of an ambassador for his research.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
You have no idea what statistics he’s talking about and they’re meaningless.
Anyway, a clever researcher could use an instrumental variable that’s correlated with alcohol consumption to estimate alcohol consumption while it’s illegal. (probably by using changes in the prices/quantites of inputs)
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
sounds extremely complicated and pointless
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
Wow.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions
it’s really neither. and it’s often quite effective.
Sounds like you need to open up your mind to unfamiliar methods of questioning reality.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Can someone please post the face palm of the person sitting in front of the computer. I think it is one of Natto’s.
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
Sure, you say that now.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
What thread doesn’t?
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Hmmm... it's a little to the right....
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Sure you were.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
So you claim to be passionate about the legalization of drugs, but are totally uninterested in anything other than the rhetoric? How do you expect to make a difference in society with such an anti-intellectual, non-curious attitude?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
He could enter politics.
ZING!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
This assumes legality has no effect on the instrumental variable. If you’re dealing with price data, for example, this assumption may be false (due to substituting cartels for businesses, no taxation, etc.). I’m generally skeptical of this kind of statistical approach unless the underlying assumptions are very well-supported. Of course, I haven’t seen this study, so I don’t know if they are.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
yeah, You’d have to set it up right, but I was just saying that it’s completely possible.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Hasn’t Mexico already done this? I’m pretty sure they just decriminalized small amounts of marijuana, cocaine, and heroine.
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Nov 6, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yes.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve got to take a little time, a little time to think things over
I better read between the lines, in case I need it when I’m older
Now this mountain I must climb feels like a world upon my shoulders
And through the clouds I see love shine it keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life there’s been heartache and pain
I don’t know if I can face it again
Can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far to change this lonely life
I want to know what love is
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is
I know you can show me
I’m going to take a little time, a little time to look around me
I’ve got nowhere left to hide, it looks like love has finally found me
In my life there’s been heartache and pain
I don’t know if I can face it again
I can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far to change this lonely life
I want to know what love is
I want you to show me
I want to feel what love is
I know you can show me
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’ fly
Brother I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion’s,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.
My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin’ got you,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Nov 6, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party
I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I’m a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I’m your dollie
You’re my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours, oooh whoa
I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party
You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I’m always yours
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let’s go party, oooh, oooh
- Oh, I’m having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we’re just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!
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by BleedBlackNOrange on Nov 6, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Long ago
Just like the hearse you die to get in again
We are so far from you
Burning on just like a match you strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know
And what’s the worst you take (worst you take)
from every heart you break (heart you break)
And like the blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well I’ve been holding on tonight
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight
Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And what’s the worst you take (worst you take)
from every heart you break (heart you break)
And like the blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well I’ve been holding on tonight
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight
And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight
Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
We’ll meet again
When both our cars collide?
What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight
And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight
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Maybe Rock and Roll CAN change the world…
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
ou and me are the same
We don’t know or care who’s to blame
But we know that whoever holds the reins
Nothing will change
Our cause has gone insane
And these wars, they can’t be won
And these wars, they can’t be won
And do you want them to go on
And on and on
Why split these states
When there can be only one?
And must we do as we’re told?
Must we do as we’re told?
You and me fall in line
To be punished for unproven crimes!
And we know that there is no one we can trust;
Our ancient heroes, they are turning to dust!
And these wars, they can’t be won
Does anyone know or care how they begun?
They just promise to go on
And on and on
But soon we will see
There can be only one
United States!
United States!
Of…
Eurasia!
… sia!
… sia!
… sia!
Eurasia!
… sia!
… sia!
… sia!
Eurasia!
… sia!
… sia!
… sia!
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
No, you are.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Too late?
Timmy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Timmy can you feel me?
Can I help to cheer you.
Ooo, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Timmy can you feel me?
Can I help to cheer you.
Ooo, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Timmy can you feel me?
Can I help to cheer you.
Ooo, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy…
(I changed the lyrics a little)
by The GD Batman on Nov 6, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone think’s they are unique now because Mr Rogers told them so.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck that guy!!!
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Mr. Rogers was a prick
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 6, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
yes
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"Obviously I’m not doing things like going toe-to-toe with a ninja. Find me a ninja, for one."--Brian Wilson
Yup, calling out somebody for talking about pot use has nothing to do with pot.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
That’s because you’ve succumbed to the cultural norm. Break out of your bonds, you poor slave.
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BONDS!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
I think I’m starting to better understand BruteSentiment’s brute sentiment about this subject.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
the calling out had nothing to do with the pot and everything to do with passing judgment on someone, that it is “sad” they enjoy a particular activity, REGARDLESS of what the activity is.
Once again, focusing on the drug aspect
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Fixed
The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. son.
Let's bring the...
So your argument is, stop questioning reality, get a job. A menial task that consumers at least 40 hours a week of your time that contributes nothing to the betterment of our society.
No thanks. I’ll continue being a student for the time being and when i’m forced to enter the real world I won’t sell out to work for my CEO’s bonus i’ll find a way to make enough money to get by in a way that attempts to better our society.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
You could sell drugs.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Ah youth. Yes, I’ll play old man.
Not all jobs are dedicated to working for the CEOs bonus or contributing nothing to society.
Thanks for over generalizing.
Some jobs let you post on MCC
Let's bring the...
I’ll continue being a student
This really does explain everything in a way that you will probably never understand.
I am being completely serious.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, once you enter the real world, get caught up on mortgage payments, car payments, credit card debt, a family you are responsible for, you’ll realize all that is important is making money and bettering society is a waste of time!
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
Seriously Stop
For someone complaining about passing judgment and over generalizing you sure do a lot of it with no basis for doing so.
I’m sure most of us here have more basis in the media is awful and drugs are okay world then the everyone post college is evil world
Let's bring the...
No, you don’t. I live in the “real world” and I smoke pot and I don’t worry about any of that shit. Not because I smoke pot, because I have matured to a point where realized that just because society is fucked up it doesn’t mean that I don;t have an obligation to live my life making MY word the best it can be, through MY OWN personal works and deeds. I hate to be the old guy, but when you get older yo will see that fighting against everyone else’s world is counterproductive and fighting for your own is what is mandatory.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“I guess the lesson is that you can change the world, you just probably shouldn’t”
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I appreciate that opinion.
you want to contribute to your own personal works and deeds.
There is a clear difference between charity and social justice and the ladder is a much more efficient way to spend time a resources because I believe bettering society, increasing education levels and conducting honest debate on relevant issues will benefit us ALL in the long run.
My point of view during this period of my life is that i cannot live in blissful ignorance of societal problems and look out for my own personal betterment. This point of view could certainly change, but this is how i feel
Keeping on SWOOPing in the free world! Also, by the reflexive property of the rubber/glue playground comeback, I enjoy wearing hats on my ass.
by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not seeing the difference.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
You are contributing a lot to this discussion Xanathan…
I would appreciate your silence if you have nothing substantive to say rather than cherry picking phrasing and mocking them with pictures.
Cool man, cool.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
You do remember this is a baseball website, yes? Where you’ve “wasted” hours, maybe even days of your time? Surely you have something more important to attend to.
F. the Lewis.
was thinking the same thing. I have a paper due in 3 hours. My procrastination knows no boundaries, i’d rather being doing close to anything than starting that paper.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
I recommend you leave yourself enough time to proofread it before you turn it in.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
agreed. Since i still have to conduct a lot of the research i’ll probably bite the bullet and turn it in late so i don’t turn in a shitty final product.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
Papers are bourgeois!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i wouldn’t go that far… but in these case it is perfectly pointless because everything i would want to write about or know is already in the wikipedia article. But we are FORBIDDEN to use wikipedia. Good thing they cite their sources so I can just mooch off the research they did!!!
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
You’re in school to learn, right?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m pretty sure he said that he’s in school so that he doesn’t have to work and be part of the machine.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
My procrastination knows no boundaries
That might have something to do with all the pot you smoke. That’s certainly how it worked for me.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
amen
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by Giant among Angels on Nov 6, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
SILENCE XANATHAN!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
HIS WIFE SAYS HE THROWS NO-HITTERS ALL THE TIME!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
EL OH EL!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
but see that’s the point. those are your beliefs. Others have other beliefs. Live and let live.
Or you can continue passing judgement on someone you don’t know simply because they enjoy things and then call them evil.
Let's bring the...
never called them evil and i’m willing to hear and learn from Xanathan’s beliefs. He’s not in to sharing those opinions for rwhatever reasons, he’s more interesting in pictures of cherries, maybe he fears public ridicule. That’s something I admire in myself if a may be so bold. I don’t mind public ridicule and i wouldn’t want it getting away of voicing my opinions
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
maybe he fears public ridicule.
Heh
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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One too many L’s in that sentence.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
If you were a lesser man, you would have embarked on ball-busting campaign the likes of which the world has never seen based on that call.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
You misspelled Xanathan.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You completely missed the point. You actions the most selfish, because you think that everyone needs to think like you. There are seven billion people in the world. Have you even been out of California? You should get a larger world view before you selfishly set yourself up as the messiah of of one world view.
Good night!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’ve traveled extensively out of the state of CA and i’m not forcing my point of view of people, im simply expressing it. That’s what America is about, the free exchange of ideas. Opinions can change, including mine. Don’t ridicule me for expressing my opinions by claiming im trying to change everyone’s opinion. You realize that if no one shares their opinions they never change. Everyone is entitled to their opinions but i believe with that comes the responsibility of being open-minded about the point of views of others.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
See, that’s what’s wonderful about the 1st amendment. You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to make fun of your opinion.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
So you’re just into saying shit without doing things about it. You’re one of those.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
um, i am doing something about it, i’m sharing my opinions with others. And I intend to something about it very soon…
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
What are you waiting for??? The world needs you! Go! Go!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Oh, you’ve changed the world, Martin Luther!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/nails 95 Theses to Orlando Cepeda statue
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you’re right, it’s much more productive to make fun of people interesting in changing society
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
whatever far-reaching social change that gets the groundwork laid on MCC is not going to be pretty.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
WHERE WERE YOU WHILE WE WERE GETTING HIIIIIGH
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
poetry.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Talk talk talk, it’s only talk!
Arguments!
Agreements!
Advice!
Answers!
Articulate announcements!
It’s only talk.
Talk talk talk,
It’s only talk!
Babble!
Burble!
Banter!
Bicker bicker bicker…
Brouhaha!
Balderdash!
Ballyhoo!
It’s only talk…Back talk!
Talk talk talk, It’s only talk…
Comments!
Cliches!
Commentary!
Controversy!
Chatter!
Chit – chat – chit – chat – chit – chat!
Conversation!
Contradiction!
Criticism!
It’s only talk…Cheap talk!
Talk, talk, talk – It’s only talk.
Debates!
Discussions!
Dese are words with a D dis time!
Dialogue!
Dualogue!
Diatribe!
Dissention!
Declamation!
Double talk!
Double talk!
Talk, talk, it’s all talk -
Too much talk!
Small talk!
Talk that trash!
Expressions!
Editorials!
Expugnations!
Exclamations!
Enfadulations!
It’s all talk…
Elephant talk!
Elephant talk!
Elephant talk!
“…from the court of the Crimson King.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 13, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Discipline, no?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
The more I look at it, the more I like it.
You, Sir, are a winnah.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 13, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
I guess this isn’t a good time to ask you what you’re on, then.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 6, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
I work in a dedicated youth organization built on the principles of instilling ethics and citizenship.
Also I am working hard to provide a place to live for my wife and myself and keeping food on the tabel
Am I contributing nothing to society?
Insulting people’s livelihood, not a good basis for your argument or a way to make friends.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
I don’t post on the internet to make friends, don’t take the attack personally I was obviously making a general statement on the nature of society. I applaud you for your chosen career paths my comments are for jobs related to insurance, loans, accounting, or things that hurt society and would be better if it was changed but it can’t because people would lose their jobs/livelyhood.
An example of this would be the numerous industries that rely on oil to transport/goods and services. Why don’t we build that train already, do you know how much money we could save putting shit on that train instead of driving shit back and forth the state of CA in gas guzzling semi’s? What about pointless flights from SF to la? What about mail services etc etc all these actually hurt our society because they maintain oil’s monopoly as a vehicle to run our society.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
Good luck building that train without insurance, loans or accounting.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
if you were keeping up with current events you would know that the federal government gave up millions and millions in grant money as part of the stimulus package
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
i am not against the idea of loaning out money or providing insurance on the face, it’s the profit motive behind these giant companies and how they make decisions based on money without taking into account people’s livelihood.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
So banks and insurance companies shouldn’t make money?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
They say that’s money
Can’t buy love in this world
But it’ll get you a half-pound of cocaine
And a sixteen-year old girl
And a great big long limousine
On a hot September night
Now that may not be love
But it is all right
- Randy Newman, “It’s Money That I Love”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 13, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
nope. In certain industries, like insurance and loans, money is inherently contradictory to the whole idea because the company is looking out to make a buck for themselves and their shareholders and they have to screw people over to achieve this.
I’m all for bringing back the national bank
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
People are supposed to allow you to use their money without compensation?
Awesome!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Take a look at this guy’s profile and name. His entire identity on this site is based on the idea that it is OK to steal from people who are making a profit.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
hey, those seats I sneak into are empty. They are fair game
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
not people, the Federal government.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
and they can pay it pack, but not at interest rates that double every month without letting you know why
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
And how do you think the feds got that fake money?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
they created it out of thin air through our fractional reserve banking system, but that is an entirely different conversation
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
you’ve confused fiscal with monetary policy, and you’re just confused.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
No, it is thin conversation
They didn’t take that money out of thin air, they borrowed it. They borrowed it from you and your children…and your children’s children.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
The answer you are looking for is: success. Tax revenue doesn’t exist without successful business.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
insurance and accounting are ruining society….damn postal service using gas…why don’t they use trains….
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
I’m not here to make friends!
Please back off from your career as revolutionary. The fact that you think that you can judge the societal impact of whole industries says that you posses a dangerous amount of intellectual arrogance.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
We got a “I can care less” too!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I don’t have a career or a job, that certainly isn’t revolutionary.
And questioning the affects of entire industries isn’t dangerous, what is dangerous is letting them continue without changes because it is too big of a challenge to look at the big picture.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
you aren’t questioning, you’ve already made up your mind. If you were agnostic about it, you wouldn’t say things like society would be better off without insurance or banking.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
society would be better off with government controlled insurance and banking.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
Explain
I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but explain.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
I’m not making a generalization about the people who work for those companies but the man-made institutions and corporations that control it all from the top.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
That’s one of my biggest problems with SWOOP. He started his rant by being annoyed that people were generalizing pot smokers and then spent the next few hours generalizing and maligning everyone he didn’t agree with.
Let's bring the...
no, you are generalizing. You can’t sum up my hours spent voicing my opinions in that one sentence!
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
A person expressing their own reaction to something does not equal “passing judgement”.
If someone says, “It is sad when Lars plucks out SneakToBetterSeats’ eyeballs”, they are merely conveying their own reaction to something. They are not condemning eyeball plucking.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
There are lots of activities that a person could say are among their favorites that would be fairly deserving of judgment from others. Weird argument is still weird.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
Sure its a natural argument to judge others for activities that you don’t find appealing. The problem is doing this without trying that activity your self or attempting to understand why they like said activity
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by SneakToBetterSeats on Nov 6, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I might very well know somebody who is into autoerotic asphyxiation and nipple electrocution, not always in that order, but I don’t think I need to try either of those.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
I don’t think I should. I have a legitimate phobia regarding electrocution.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/ai_pod/polarmantis.jpg
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THE HELL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/2/3/748068/back-to-the-drawing-board
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OMG
THERE’s the image I was trying to nominate for NON-GAMEDAY.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Already taken care of!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
YIPPEE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NIGHTMARE FUEL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 6, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
You’re exactly right. I hate it when people pass judgment on me for pushing old ladies down the stairs. It’s MY hobby!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I pick my nose and then wet willy people on the street with what I find in there.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
I feel like this comment has been validated a thousand times over now.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I dun geddit.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 6, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
Mind=Blown!
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by Giant among Angels on Nov 6, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
I know.
This is the last time I ever make a joke about altered perceptions. Believe me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
This is the only thing I have against legalizing pot
I’m really not interested in retarded stoners telling me their deep and mind blowing thoughts more often.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
LOL
LET ME CHANGE YOUR SOCIETY!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
You would just be more likely to know they were stoned…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 6, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm
Mind blown. I might be able to easier avoid such conversations. I still don’t know if that’s worth the increased frequency. In a utilitarian sense, I still think it’s a loss.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
All you have to do is drop something shiny in front of them when they start talking and then walk away.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
Or a piece of pie..
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 6, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Do we really want to risk having to give away that much pie though? Think of the consequences of a world that is pie famined.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Perhaps I spoke in haste…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 6, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
I feel the same way about drunks, though, so…
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pssh
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a charming and witty fellow when I’m a bit zozzled.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
MARCELLO HAS A BRICK IN HIS HAT!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I can’t find my remote.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can’t find my lighter
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Nov 5, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
I'll stay out of this one...
I am virulently anti-marijuana, and yes, I have reasons, and no, I’m not sharing.
Although suddenly I think that I found a way to be even more unpopular than proclaiming that walks are overrated.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•
AND IT HAS A LOW ON BASE PERCENTAGE!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Too lazy to walk.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
It doesn’t really matter how anti-marijuana you are, you’ll never be as unpopular as I am for being Anti-Arrested Development.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
I thought Natto banned you.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
Me too!
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 6, 2009 8:49 AM PST up reply actions
And to think I voted you most informative
I have received little to no information from this post.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 AM PST up reply actions
Did you or didn't you?
Now you know who’s anti-Arrested Development, and who’s anti-Guacamole.
I was hoping to fish out who’s anti-Choco-Taco, but no luck.
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by BruteSentiment on Nov 6, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
/MIND BLOWN
Good thing I went with my gut!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 6, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
More like Hi-5! Amirite?!?!
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
How is this even news? The kid’s fresh out of college and works in San Francisco. And have you seen his hair? Of course he smokes weed. Him and Zito are probally stoned right now.
Coming from the “Party Hard” guy?
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story
FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN!!! Member of the Frandsen 5% Club.
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
I AM VIRULENTLY ANTI-BREATHING!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 5, 2009 7:06 PM PST reply actions
Well, I sure hope that you have a very good reason and are also willing to share.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
/not surprised
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by Giant among Angels on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 PM PST reply actions
i don't know how you could be surprised
dude loves the beatles, long hair and has that cheeky grin all the time.
i thought it was hilarious and my attittude on timmy hasn’t change in the slightest because I assumed he was smoking it already. weed isn’t that bad of a drug, it’s safer than alcohol.
just be glad he didn’t vicente padilla/plaxico himself.
I couldn't care less about this
Smoke em’ if ya got em’ Timmy
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
Why do I feel that someone in this thread made this.
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I just blew another gasket.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
What did Natto tell you?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
He told me to stop being such a slut and that there are better ways to get gaskets to like me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
Well ignore him
he doesnt understand gaskets like me and you do.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Howie's dream girl?
Kate Bergstrom I joined even though it should be ‘People Who COULDN’T Care Less’. Because I couldn’t. Smoke away, Tim.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Grammar Nazi and a Pothead!
Sounds like a few teachers at my school!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
A lot of teachers at your school (and others) probably grew up in the 60’s and the 70’s.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Ya
They were very concerned with grammar back then.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
Ever met anyone who graduated from Reed College?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know someone who is going there now.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, they sure are concerned!
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BIG BLOCK OF TEXT
Pot found in star pitcher’s car during I-5 speed stop
Thursday, November 5 | 2:14 p.m.
BY SCOTT HEWITT
COLUMBIAN STAFF WRITER
Tim Lincecum, star pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, is facing charges of misdemeanor possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia use after being stopped for speeding on I-5 last week.
At 8:23 a.m. Oct. 30, Washington State Patrol trooper and spokesman Steve Schatzel said, a motorcycle trooper working with a laser device timed a 2006 Mercedes Benz doing 74 mph northbound in Hazel Dell near Northeast 78th Street — where the speed limit is 60 mph.
The trooper pulled the Mercedes over. When the driver, Lincecum, rolled down his window, the trooper smelled marijuana. He asked Lincecum to hand it over, and Lincecum reached into his dashboard console and produced a small pouch and a pipe, Schatzel said.
The amount was 3.3 grams, Schatzel said, which is considered only enough for personal use. Lincecum did not appear to be impaired behind the wheel and is not being charged with a felony crime, Schatzel said.
“Not unless there’s something else going on,” Schatzel said. “With this amount of marijuana, that’s normally the way we deal with it.”
He said 3.3 grams is about the size of a human thumb.
Lincecum “was cited and released,” Schatzel said. The speeding citation was for $122. He is expected to be arraigned on Nov. 23 in Clark County District Court.
Schatzel said the motorcycle officer was joined by another officer in a marked patrol car; one didn’t know who Lincecum was but the other recognized the name of the 2008 National League Cy Young Award winner.
He said the troopers didn’t do anything that wasn’t routine.
im not even surprised
seriously, is anyone shocked at all? He looks like a stoner. And personally I don’t think its that bad b/c I’m not super anti-marijuana. And plus it was only possession, at least he wasn’t faded when he was driving.
The only thing I’m worried about is if there will be a suspension for him or what the consequences for him will be in the mlb. I hope it isn’t bad, i mean seriously its not like he was trying to get pregnant using fertility drugs…that or using those fertility drugs to hid steroid usage.
please giants...don't make me cry like I did in 02....
Well Timmy...you make me cry tears of joy.
I’m shocked by all the people asking if anyone is shocked.
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It’s like they didn’t read the thread or something!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
Also there’s that smug tone of “OH I KNEW ALL ALONG, YOU STUPID STUPIDS! COME ON!” that goes with it.
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Who cares?>
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ps
by this I mean everyone in the media who will actually make a fuss.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Time for Natto to adjust his little giants thingy
by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I was going to do something but better.
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Well thank god that now you don’t have to.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions
THAT’S RIGHT GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER
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EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions
I missed this meme, explain please
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
So awesome
I have almost no free time anymore though
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/9/23/1052365/open-gamethread-9-23#21708804
Scroll down on there and then that game recap had more of it
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Timmeh just made the phrase “million dollar arm and a ten cent head” ring true.
What an idiot.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Yeah, speeding through Vancouver when everyone knows it’s a speed trap.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i saw this somewhere else and it made me laugh
If you ask me that radar gun is off. No way Timmy ever does anything less than 90.
by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 5, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah! Nothing good can ever come from consorting with that devil weed!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
When you ask Tim Lincecum to jump, he says "too late, I'm already high."
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 9:17 PM PST reply actions
Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? A. None. Alligators can’t fly.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
one more page......
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who the hell took these pictures?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Wasn’t this for that Logan’s Freedom Ride charity?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
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Is this someone’s office party?
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homecoming dance
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 6, 2009 5:37 AM PST up reply actions
I think that girl in the second pic has a boner.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
No
a boner
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
IT'S A TARP
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
HOW ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING THIS!?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
I just wanted to say tarp….
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
She was bump-grinding with Timmay
It’s a natural reaction
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haha
beautiful photos. what do people have against baseball players partying. they are human too.
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