Human after all (Timmy)
by positiveuphemism on Nov 5, 2009 3:05 PM PST
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KNBR is reporting that Timmy has been busted for possession of marijuana up in Washington. He was speeding and surrendered a small amount of weed and paraphernalia to the officer who pulled him over.
Really don't have much else to say to fill the 75 word limit. He's a celebrity and part of that is your personal business gets reported in the media. It's unfortunate but whatever. It's just weed. He's young and will make mistakes. At least he didn't steal an officers bicycle.
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I don’t think there’s a 75 word limit anymore.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Anyway
As long as he wasn’t DUI, then I don’t really care.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Marijuana...
But why?
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by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think hairball was making a Harold & Kumar reference.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, H&K2 sucked so much.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t you mean it blew? Get it?! Eh? Eh?
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was funnier than the first one, but the first one was better overall.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really disliked anything that had to do with the plot.
But RIDICULOUS LOL for Emo John Cho.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That flashback scene was probably the best part.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That part was LOL forever.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, I’m LOLling right now just thinking about it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I have a new Facebook profile image.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m trying to find it.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love Cho in “Better Luck Tomorrow”
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good movie
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you know, i wouldn’t have watched that movie if it weren’t for my films class, very underrated movie
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just added to my Netflix. I’ll watch it right after I watch West 32nd.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YES
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hang on a second while I strap on my LOLLERBLADES.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, where does John Cho get his fountain of youth? I had no freaking idea he was almost 40!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably the same place Ralph Macchio. While Macchio doesn’t look like a teenager anymore, he’s almost 50 but looks like he’s in his 30s.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 5, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m actually 35.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
F*CK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DO THEY CALL EM DONUTS, THEY AREN’T MADE OUT OF NUTS!!!!!!
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now what will inspire people to use crappy filler?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah..thanks for that. Didn’t find it on my first search.
by positiveuphemism on Nov 5, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Duuuuuuuude.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Nov 5, 2009 3:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I had a roommate once who would swear by Ummagumma.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not the biggest fan. Meddle is probably the top.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Meddle half brilliant, half suck. Obscured By Clouds.
by txgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Obscured By Clouds? Not really as big of a fan.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Animals, all the way.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
dark side. such a classic.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Has decided to put all his "In this thing" energy to being in the Shark Tank and the Big House.
by beat_la_25 on Nov 6, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THE FINAL CUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Nov 7, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ummagumma live album: awesome.
Ummagumma studio album: not good.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009
by neurofarm on Nov 5, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer the studio album. The live album is really a horrible representation of the group and I’ve since acquired much better bootlegs.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Elitist
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 6, 2009 6:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really like the version of Astronomy Domine on Ummagumma. Better versions of the other three exist (though I like the Ummagumma version of Saucerful a lot), but have you found a better live version of Astronomy Domine? If so I would actually be really excited to hear it.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
by neurofarm on Nov 6, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Very tough to find it off the top of my head, but I’ll try to get back to you.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lime and limpet green
A fight between, the blue you once knew …
by SnowLeopard on Nov 6, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping this would have to do with him having emotions.
On the other hand, i was hoping that it wasn’t about him being hurt.
So that’s kind of win.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
BREAKING NEWS: BLOG SITE CONFIRMS TIM LINCECUM HAS GLAUCOMA
by Grant on Nov 5, 2009 3:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He was just picking up Wagner Mateo’s prescription.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He really likes cake.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit. That makes me sad. I miss Mitch.
by Grant on Nov 5, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see how happy he got when he heard that your birthday was fast approaching?
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t bring that cake eater around here no more. He smells of flour.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The haircut makes more sense now.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Timmy
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
74 in a 60 is speeding?
That isn’t even the speed of traffic round these parts.
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by Bhaakon on Nov 5, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I thought the real scandal was going to be that Lincecum was going 105 or something. Glad to see he’s not that crazy.
by Grant on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“My balls go faster than that, brah.”
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The car belonged to Dave Roberts before he sold it to him
Just sayin’
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Sweney’s glovebox!
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Well played!
Proud father of Barry Bonds.
by Sabertooth on Nov 5, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
rec’d
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw Dave Roberts and Rich Aurilia at the Rome Airport a few weeks ago… maybe he knew about this and was going on the lam.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They are starting a Napa Valley winery together.
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 5, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is Raquel going to be singing at the launch party?
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW cover.
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice apostrophe fail:
Sincerely,
The Aurillas, Miceks, and Roberts
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So they were doing wine ‘research’?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Must be nice to have money… since it was a business trip, I guess it’s tax deductible too.
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What is this crunchiness in my wine?
Grit Sir, veteran grit.
by Giant Voodoo on Nov 6, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The hardest thing to do in the world is to make a good wine when everybody in the stadium knows that you’re going to try to make a good wine.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The image on their wine bottles is going to be Richie in his fake bunt pose.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 6, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tastes like stank eye!
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by satyricrash on Nov 6, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
On I-5, no less
talk about looking for revenue. Good thing he hadn’t really “medicated” yet.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My wife:
“I go at least 80 on every stretch of I-5”
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So does everyone else.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was with a friend in 1996 driving from SF to Denver. We went 100 going through Utah. We had to go 100. We were in Utah.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 5, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
When I drove out to NY for the first time, several people warned me the Utah cops on 80 love nothing more than fresh-baked Californian.
My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.
by multiphasic on Nov 5, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn’t on 80. It was some desert highway in southeast part of the state (man did it suck). Funny thing was Utah was all brown and ugly. The moment we crossed into Colorado, the scenery got all green and beautiful.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 5, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a 60 mph zone on I-5??? WTH I thought that road was like a 90 mph minimum.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but up in Washington
1-5 goes right through all the big cities on the west coast – vancouver, olympia, tacoma, seattle. It’s not like 1-5 in CA where it’s all through the boonies.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and just like 101 in Oregon
there’s nothing to produce revenue like oddball speed limits on highways.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, and in a lot of places highways in cities are 60 MPH, not 65 like here.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's 65 here
but no one goes under 70 if they don’t have to.
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by Bhaakon on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but I was just there
People still drive fast. Srsly, he was going the speed of traffic, and he got pulled over because he looked high and was driving a fancy car. Cop was probably pissed that he only had 3 grams. Shit, I have more than 3 grams.
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by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, it is dead in the middle of a lot of civilization, not even really in the suburbs it looks like. People probably are going 60-65.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oops
I wrote 1-5, not I-5
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
on the grapevine it’s close to that
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s 55 through the city of Portland, and 50 in some places through the city because of dangerous curves.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
5 going through portland is pretty hairy. Actually the entirety of 5 through Oregon pretty much sucks.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 5, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say Timmy's changeup
is more dangerous than his curve.
(ba-dum-bump).
by SnowLeopard on Nov 6, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My last ticket was like that. Even though I realized it was my fault and I should have at least seen the cop, I was still kind of pissed off. I mean come on.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You should have fought the ticket on 14th amendment grounds.
Selective enforcement and all.
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by Bhaakon on Nov 5, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’d just walk up to the judge, nudge him a little and say, “Come on. Come ooooooooooonnnnnnnn.”
by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Justin's dad:
“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.”
(http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays)
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol I love shitmydadsays
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinking of adopting him as my only role model.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Way more useful than the self-help section at Barnes and Noble.
by TheLetter2 on Nov 6, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
a href=“http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/10/13/all-the-inner-game-youll-ever-need/” >Agrees with you
by SnowLeopard on Nov 6, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The highway patrol in Washington is extremely strict. Every time I travel up there for business, I have to drive 60-65 =(
by nataku on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And they don’t let you pump your own gas. Buncha car dictators.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was Oregon. Washington too?
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh whoops. Yeah… just Oregon. Don’t know where my head was.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hopped up on goofballs, that’s where.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably in jcb9’s ass.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 6, 2009 6:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
what's the deal about that, i've never understood
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
apparently
job creation. It’s a regular economic boon.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What a way to make a money, plus do you got to tip?
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
but I’ve certainly never been motivated to do so. Just relieved when I could have my credit card back and ^@#%#% DRIVE AWAY.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
EXACTLY, it's like, yea you just did something i coulda done easily without any effort
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just
don’t want to have to make small talk when I get gas… plus I’m usually on a long trip (not like Tim’s) and just want to GO SHUT UP AND MOVE AWAY FROM THE CAR.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG the first time we drove through Oregon I was all what the hell is this what are they doing to our car?
Keep in mind I was like, seven, and even then I was going DO NOT WANT.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why dont you get a better car so you don't have to fill up while in the state of Oregon
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a big state
I get gas at the Indian Reservatiion in Smith River and pray we don’t have to drive around too much while we’re there
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Buy a Prius, 1,000 miles??
but i hear ya, they can’t do nothing in the Indian Reservation?
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Smith River, CA
home of “Last Chance Liquors”, one of the two worst things (second to All-Star Liquors of Smith River) sited on Indian reservations.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lol, “Las Chance Liquors” great fuckin name for a liquor store
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
more Oregon fun facts
hard booze can only be bought in state-licensed stores; I think there’s two in Coos Bay.
Which has totally eliminated problem drinking on the South Coast. Really.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wow, so it's hard to find hard liquor in oregon
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, just that liquor stores are run by the state. (SOCIALISM!!) No liquor in like Safeway or 7-11 or places like that. It’s still pretty easy to get boozes.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
something tells me
PiKA is tricking us into writing a paper for him. EVIL GENIUS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Right
So you can’t just go down the street to get liquor at the grocery store
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What did I just say?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
same in Washington and Virginia
the two states where I went to college
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 5, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend is always surprised to see liquor in grocery stores and 7-11s. In Pennsylvania it’s only liquor stores or beer distributors.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I always liked that when I turned 21, I couldn’t actually by liquor in a liquor store until the day AFTER my birthday, because of liquor store law.
But no problem buying it from Safeway.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
buy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You can’t sell me it, whatever it is!
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by WalrusMan on Nov 6, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I've made it through all of Oregon on one tank
I gas up in Yreka, then try to be as economical as possible and coast into a gas station as soon as you cross into Washington (running on fumes). Problem is there isn’t a big obvious place to get gas right across the border
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 5, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone is treating not having to pump your own gas like it’s THE PLAGUE.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s weird… I actually like pulling up, rolling down the window and saying ‘fill her up, bub’. And not paying sales tax.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good call. I’ll run into the time machine, go back to 1989, tell my mom to ignore the kids in the backseat screaming for a potty break, all so I wouldn’t have the memory of Oregon gas station attendants violating a car that has since been scrapped for parts.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA!
Now that is pretty funny, “SHUT IT AND HOLD IT!” haha, i can’t imagine
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You didn’t know my dad.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What your mom needed in 1989 was a hybrid.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL not old
I remember when they were called “service stations”.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t let you? Why would you want to?
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OREGONIAN BIAS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Because it’s easy to do.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s even easier than making somebody else do it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, how awkward is it the first time you roll up to an Oregon pump? I wasn’t sure how to react when some guy came over and started asking what kind of gas I wanted. Nope, I got this. You don’t need special training or a special vest or anything.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You Californians crack me up.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love living in California, and CA state of mind
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that air of false superiority is what I “gotta love”.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m chill with everything north of Fresno
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The notion that California is the best at any endeavor they enter into. This is false. If you say this to a Californian their mind will explode and give you all sorts of figures on population and weather, not so much on how California “works” as it’s own societal entity. But it’s an American thing. It’s what we’re taught. “WE’RE NUMBER ONE”, without even questioning. So the false superiority isn’t anyone’s fault, I guess.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not quite clear at what point this line of discussion started, but my comments weren’t meant to convey anything along those lines. I just like pumping gas.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t remember either, dude. I think I was jsut trying to rile up the drunk kid.
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by satyricrash on Nov 6, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve heard that about you…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 6, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I’m all for people having jobs. And if gas attendant is one way they do it up there, more power to it.
But outside of that context, my preference would just be to do it myself. Seems like way less of a hassle to my mind.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So getting out of your car, opening your gas cap, swiping your card, taking the nozzle from the pump, actually pumping 10-20 gallons of highly flammable hazardous material, topping off, putting the nozzle back, resealing your gas cap, printing your receipt, and getting back in your car is less of a hassle than sitting there in your comfy driver seat … smoking a bowl and getting a handjob??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yup. It sounds like a lot of steps, but it’s really basically no effort.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT NEXT, HOWIE, ARE YOU ANTI-BUTLER, TOO???
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Listen, all I’m saying is that it’s less of a hassle for me to clean the whole fucking house myself.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wait
I never got a handjob when I filled up in Oregon! Was I doing it wrong?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 5, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’re supposed to give it to yourself.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
On Oregon, they don’t let anyone else give you a handjob.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Oregon government is the only entity licensed to give out handjobs.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oregon Handjob Law needs a public option!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/rolls eyes!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got a ticket in Renton, WA where I live for going 29 in a 25. The cops up here don’t mess around.
by jewbacca on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hope marijuana doesnt become a McCoven craze like the Choco Taco did.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m already on my way to the local gas station to buy some.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Its easier to find
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I finally saw Choco Tacos
And then the cold hard reality that they are not gluten free hit me. I hate my life.
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by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but they are seitan free, so they’re good
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Satan free?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just barely.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If choco tacos are wrong
I dont want to be right
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I belive it is Thoreau’s work
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, those are my old glasses.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you’re talking to yourself
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thats the marijuana talking.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No I’m not.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
nope, too much chocolate goodness.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
16th st BART station is closer for me.
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/takes Meddle off turntable
//throws on Sky Valley
///eats five Choco Tacos
by Grant on Nov 5, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MOAR LYK 30
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You weren't really gonna eat 30 Choco Tacos were you?
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah…can I get…99 Choco Tacos for 2 cents?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 5, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WILL KILL THAT COMMERCIAL
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it’s better than that damn “We make the phones ring” crapola.
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WILL KILL THAT COMMERCIAL TWICEOVER!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There is a new one I hate
“Why are you wearing those shoes??”
“Toe nail fungus!!!”
UGH!!!
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by SFGuy on Nov 5, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I get really bothered by the Cars for Kids commercials. Not because it’s not a good cause, because it is, but because of the obnoxious emotionless chant of the phone number.
I also get really bothered by the “Nobody beats us in our house! This. Is OUR HOUSE” commercial. I can’t stand listening to this guy who sounds like a big weenie telling me whose house it is.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently the Cars for Kids commercial is national, I read on a different message board that they hate that commercial and they live back east (NY or NJ or some place like that).
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 5, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SCRUFF MCGRUFF, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, 60652!
SCRUFF MCGRUFF, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, 60652!
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by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, those drive me crazy. I always try to change the channel as quick as I can, before the tune gets stuck in my head. I hate those termite orange oil ones too, for some reason. “Join the revolution” – I wasn’t aware there was a revolution sweeping the nation, to use orange oil. for termites. Grab your torches.
F. the Lewis.
by calpolynate on Nov 5, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Orange Oil commercials have a really, really bad song choice playing in the background that drives me up a wall.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 6, 2009 8:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
1-800 CARS FOR KIDS, K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS, 1-800 KARS FOR KIDS, DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY!
by sfoakbay on Nov 6, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it's 877.
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
Adoptive parent of Duke Neukom.
Still hoping there's a corner for Alex Smith to turn at some point.
by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 13, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SLEEP TRAAAAAAIIIN
YER DIGGIT DO A BEDDER DITES ZLEEB
49ers, Giants, Lakers. One of these things is not like the others.
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by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 13, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I stand alone on the cliffs of the world
No one ever tends to me
Sitting alone covered in breeze
Some things are so my mind can breathe
/holds up lighter while eating Choco Tacos
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FREDEMPTION 2009
by neurofarm on Nov 5, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It might EXPLAIN the Choco Tacos though.
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/becomes depressed
/buys weed
/hooks up with Timmy
Praying that Tim Alderson doesn't come back to bite us
by MadBum on Nov 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hooks up, you say.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Teehee
I’ve been wondering ever since the first time I saw him in street clothes.
Yeah, I agree with Natto, as long as it wasn’t a DUI, he’s still alright.
Also, just curious, does MLB drug policy test for/punish marijuana use?
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by GiantBrass on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I believe it’s tested for, but there is no mandatory penalties. I remember hearing of minor leaguers getting suspended in the past, but Geovany Soto tested positive this past offseason with no real punishment except that Lou was very, very disappointed in him.
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by multiphasic on Nov 5, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Front page of SFGate now, probably just a rehashing of the other story. < cough >
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Was that a marijuana cough?
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by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t stand the stuff, the very smell can make me nauseous, blech.
If other people want to smoke it fine, but don’t smoke it around me, don’t drive under the influence, and don’t expect me to think that you are “cool” for doing so.
Our dingus next door neighbor smokes that crap outside our bedroom window every morning between 2 & 4 am sometime… the smell is so disgusting it wakes me up.
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it's like socks and buttcheese on fire
I enjoy free concerts in SF, where tobacconists would be killed on sight, but old hippies with stinkweed? SPARK EM UP DUDE!
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Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s my biggest fear if they legalize it. I’ll have to smell it EVERYWHERE.
You know how people are with a new “toy” …
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Vaporizers will become very popular
Not nearly as much smell
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by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and I suppose
the hookah joints (har) will really rake in the green
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so.
People here tend to drive while smoking, which is rather disconcerting to me. There will need to be severe penalties for that!
I wonder how many people will just move here from out of state if it becomes legal.
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There already are – it’s a DUI. Of course, I smoked a joint just before my driving test when I was 16, so I might not be the best spokesman for this subject.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to live at Harrison and Main in the city and I would walk up Main street after work on my way home when there was a long line of cars waiting to get on the bridge. You could smell pot smoke coming out of so many different cars, it was a tad disconcerting. I actually really like the smell of pot though, especially at outdoor daytime festivals like Outside Lands.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She did say “hash”.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kiddie ticket
Seriously, that’s like the most benign story of a celebrity getting busted that I’ve ever read
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by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
$122 for a speeding ticket? I think the two that my parents got were well over $300.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so you're telling me...
that if I smoke pot I can be an Olympic Hero AND Cy Young Award Winner!?!?
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Imagine what cocaine can do for you!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CHARLIE MURPHY!!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 5, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
(cocaine is a helluva drug)
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine the eggrolls he demolishes!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There aren’t enough eggrolls in the world.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, yee of little faith!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Come on now lets talk about something on the more serious side here.
How much is this going to save the Giants in arbitration?
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Nov 5, 2009 3:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
enough to sign Molina
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What was the paraphernalia? A bong shaped liked Lou Seal?
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Now he’s even more my hero.
The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!
by boonitez on Nov 5, 2009 3:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Zito was quoted as saying “Timmy even smokes dope better than I do.”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 11 recs
There are so many reasons why this needs to be green
Envy
Pot
Recommended
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I lol’d as silently as possible here at work
by nataku on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL Zito
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by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I Hope
this story doesnt get blown up all over the country like the Michael Phelps one did.
At least there is no picture of Timmy actually smoking it right?
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think Timmy has the celeb status that Phelps did at the time of his little incident.
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So he's not dancer?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Will someone please explain to me those lyrics?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They’re based on something a philospher said like a billion years ago.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or possibly Hunter S. Thompson…
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not possible.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Mr. Flowers could explain them
But some people believe it has to do with mind control.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is a complex philosophical quest in abreviated form
Are we human, or are we a member of a team of flying reindeer?
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
by Bhaakon on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Party on Wayne...party on, Tim
I just hope this doesn’t mean his ERA will be 4.20
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
More like his K/BB ratio.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder Timmy likes Chaco Taco’s…………………….
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
99 choco tacos for 2 cents LOL
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Further proof that marijuana should be legal
I mean, if Timmy smokes it, it can’t be bad, amirght?
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nothing Timmy does is wrong.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy can do no wrong.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This has the ring of truth and perfect logic. I agree.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Enchanter has a new meaning
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
His amazing results
were all smoke and mirrors
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
INTERNET BLOG LINKS TIM LINCECUM TO MIRRORS!
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INTERNET BLOG LINKS TIM LINCECUM TO MIRRORS DUSTIN ACKLEY!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did n’t he have a sore back last season? it was medicinal!
New meaning to the term “chronic back pain”?
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Paging Dr. Feelgood
too bad it doesn’t cure suck, they could open a dispensary in the St. Mary’s Sports Medicine Center, official health care provider of your SF Giants.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's not CHW?
Catholic Health Care West anymore?
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
St. Mary’s is part of the CHW network.
SMOKE POT NOT CONDOMS
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to pitch a no-hitter
but then I got high.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
so I pitched a perfect game
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i c what u did thar
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oooh-oooooh ooooh
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I hate that song.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, that song makes me turn off the radio if it gets played
by nataku on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw the easy joke and I went for it, crappy song be damned.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not driving recklessly, not under the influence, not really a story.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
…enough to entertain us though.
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by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SQUIRREL!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s actually pretty amusing.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thats scary
but amusing
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Those aren’t squirrels.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Those are space stations!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
Young Studs for Old Bats: The Brian Sabean Story
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha. I actually work with somebody who thinks that raccoons are the same thing as squirrels. I’m not sure who it is, but I had to make some serious corrections to a website they built one time.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see this website.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pre correction, natch.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When does he start flying?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Nov 6, 2009 5:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They travel in packs now?
It’s Evolution!
Look out, they’ll be hunting deer next.
by hokysmksbw on Nov 5, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How did he get caught then? Seems weird
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The article said he was speeding and that the officer could smell pot in the car when he pulled him over.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the caps that make me believe.
by quincy0191 on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone really care though? No one cared when Phelps did it
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
his sponsors did
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HEADLINE
Choco Taco Signs Giants Pitcher Lincecum to Multiyear Endorsement
Company Didn’t Believe Star’s Love of Choco Tacos Until Recent Drug Bust
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 6, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember a pretty big backlash when the Phelps thing happened.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but there were pictures of Phelps actually using a bong. Timmy wasn’t using it, and he handed it over voluntarily. Much easier story to take.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I will laugh though if Timmy says he was transporting it to his grandma or something like that.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really don’t think it was or is a big deal. I kind of thought it was stupid though that Phelps let himself be photographed.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But I think I saw Phelps on a new commercial just the other day.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A quick glance of your avatar had me thinking it was Frank Lloyd Wright. I was wondering WTF
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
stock grumpy old man photo
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MICHAEL PHELPS HERE
FOR ZIG ZAG!!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t
there are a lot of people who smoke weed in the world from presidents to sports stars to bums
I’m not saying its ok to smoke but i’m not upset by it
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
So that’s what they mean when they say he pitches in the “high 90s”
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Goofus, you are on fire.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what I call a "sticky" situation
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was good
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it was bad which is why I added the fake laugh
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
the fake laugh is what got me
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IF BRIAN WILSON AND HIS MOHAWK AND GUITAR HERO PLAYING WAYS GETS BUSTED FOR POT, I WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SMOKES POT
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
won't someone think of the children
say it ain’t so!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Leave Tim alone. He was just hangin’ out with his buds
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
done yet?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the pot calling the kettle black
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
RACIST
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dont be so blunt about this situation
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Goofus is never done.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What do you think Wilson and Zito do in their room all day?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Guitar Hero
What were you thinking of?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/waves hand
I know! I know!
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
dont leave out any details
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
tickle fights after Canyon throwing, Canyon being the name of their Mr. Slave.
by Giant Voodoo on Nov 6, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This bound to spark up a big debate
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
We’ll see if Cy Young voters are as high on Timmy as they were last year
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’d say he’s a lead pipe lock to win again
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Either way it will still lead to a lot of green this offseason
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t you think their ballots have already been submitted?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I fail to see your weed pun in this reply.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I failed.
Maybe he will get a high number of votes!
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’d think a guy who went to Humboldt State would know more weed jokes…but I don’t.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot them
it happens
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually never did it. You can thank the NCAA for that.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Humboldt has sports teams? Serious question.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They’re the Humbolt Cloners.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The summer semi-pro baseball team goes by the name of the Humboldt Crabs.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
stay away from the cheerleaders
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Regardless of the name, cheerleaders in Humboldt County no so good.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are the HSC women still referred to as Humboldt Honeys?
by boogalou on Nov 6, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 6, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Division II. In the same conference as most of the Cal State schools.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They're the Lumberjacks
and they’re OK, they sleep all night and they work all day.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 7, 2009 5:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Your favorite character in Spiderman is Mary Jane.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He asked for a beanie and got a beedie.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 3:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Now we know why Timmy will never have a no-hitter.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
nice
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna say “Timmy had three hits last night and never reached base.”
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I seem to recall a single-hitter though.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you can’t tell me Manny Ramirez has never smoked pot before
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:50 PM PST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
are you suggesting Manny Ramirez smokes?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BREAKING NEWS
…Manny Ramirez smokes…
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jah
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it's religious
he’s rasta
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no I mean to say I wouldnt be surprised
by 49erEmpire on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Wants to be like Timmy.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did some web browsing
found this poor-quality post. Timmy needs a new nickname.
by The GD Batman on Nov 6, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he should take steroids to even things out
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, now I’m convinced to vote to legalize it.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Excellent call
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just got this email from Dodgers Fan Friend:
By the way, I blame your GM. If he had surrounded Lincecum with higher-caliber talent, Tim would have been in NYC last night and this never would have happened.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Of course, everyone knows that
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by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That makes sense
every good team moves to new york and becomes the Yankees. Thats why they have won 27 championships.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was meant that the Giants would have been NL champions and playing the Yanks
but yeah LOL original comment.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OMGODZ LINCECUM FOR MELKY CABRERA WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIM THERE
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
I have to write a definition essay on the definition of success
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Success: The Opposite of Failure
…
…
…
The End?
by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thats basically the gist of it
I just need two pages about it though
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Success : David Caruso’s career after sunglasses
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by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just heard about this maybe 20 minutes ago
and I haven’t stopped LOL’ing since.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dude….shhhhhhhh…he he…seriously though, shhhhhhhh…he he…shhhhhh..he he he
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by Goofus on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s been over an hour now and I still find it hilarious.
by kimmyg on Nov 5, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone really surprised by this? What with the whole Choco Taco thing?
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by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
If you read the comments
No.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/Shift+A
NOPE!
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by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
welcome to McC
where we can totally ignore every other post with a simple keystroke!
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Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Technically, two keystrokes.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Nov 5, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where did the Choco Taco thing originate from? Was this a gameday thread meme or did Timmy actually say something about Choco Tacos?
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by boonitez on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was in a story in Sports Illustrated or something. He mentioned he eats one before games.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Was Timmy's dad there to monitor his smoking motion?
“Follow through son.”
Win the inning.
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“I LEARNED BY WATCHING YOU!”
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“pick that dollar up … and hand it to the man”
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by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
this one takes the cake, funniest by far.
by Hamed on Nov 5, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oddly enough, his brother always had better control of the family smoking motion.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Old folks toking
When my grandmother passed in January, we cleaned out her bedroom and found a Sucrets tin packed tight with grass. My brother won the lottery that day.
Had I known she had some, I would have made her smoke it. She’d lost a ton of weight toward the end, and could have used a boost in appetite.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If Lincecum were a Rockie, Purple Row would be freaking the fuck out right now
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 4:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
more like freaking the $^#* out
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by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
while us? we could care less... i mean what's the big deal, he'll have to pay something and that's bout it
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, we couldn’t care less.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/care_less.html
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i envy the fact you get info out so fast, it’s almost like you know what people will ask
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT’S ENGLISH LANGUAGE WORDS
NOT = NEGATIVE
NOT HAVING NOT = NOT NEGATIVE
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS GETS SO MIXED UP
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I blew a gasket on this the other day at NinersNation. I don’t think I’m recovered yet.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA! naw it’s fine dude, i’m the last person to get pissed at what anyone says round here, but yea, i really do mess it up a ton
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or ’round here.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what you get for buying generic gaskets. You can’t skimp on premium with those.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But they’re so expensive in the short-run.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
here we go again
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 5, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Purple Row member photo day
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This seems like a totally inappropriate place to post this
so I’ll do it
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by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But are they special muffins?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
really special
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 5, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Christ is between your thighs.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Vapors!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lawd
There was some nasty stank-ass shit at the Rob Zombie show Tuesday night in San Jose. I don’t know WTF was in it, but it was worse than the usual shit. Barf.
The show was still amazing and there actually wasn’t as much of the nastiness as I expected.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, i Love timmy even more, he’s awesome, i kinda figured he smoked, my comment… “BIG DEAL!!!!”
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Whoops.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OT: Ackley's still doing cocaine so yeah
Snorty McCoker.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Nov 5, 2009 4:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
this is an important point
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OT
Nocioni from the Sacramento Kings got arrested for a possible DUI.
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by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
THEY ALWAYS COME IN 3s!
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TWSS
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by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
new nomination
best use of TWSS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not really OT, this seems to be the “Local Sports player was arrested or cited for…” thread.
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by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He was probably just holding it for Kruk.
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by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, playing in this thread sure beats doing lesson plans, paperwork, mopping the kitchen floor, cleaning the catbox, or vacuuming the living room. I did manage to get today’s pictures filed…
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kuip
that’s a microphone, not a bong
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Would explain why he’s munching on popcorn during the postgame wraps and the times when he tries to eat the microphone sock.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That wouldn’t surprise me either with him getting high…
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m convinced that Krukow’s drunk at least 80% of the time on broadcasts.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IAWTC
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He went short of announcing it to the world at the fan appreciation day at the end of this last season when a fan asked when they start drinking.
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by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hotboxin the announcers booth
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's hotbox in my car outside ATT then go in and watch the game
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We could invite Timmy
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and panda!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck kinda car do you drive?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
a submarine would be better
but a boat will have to do
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if Bork got stoned he would know how to properly write a lineup.
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by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/SHIFT-A
Timmy should know that the 1-5 corridor between Portland and Seattle is bad fucking news for this shit. Damon Stoudamire and Rasheed Wallace got pulled over for this like 80 times on I-5.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
nice
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I miss those guys, the local news has had nothing to be ridiculously up in arms over since they all left.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Roy is just so boring…
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by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What this town needs is a good old fashioned serial killer scare!
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If Dalonte West was on the Blazers, the offseason would’ve been tons of fun!
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by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know who that is, but a name like that is sure to scare Tracy Barry.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
From Wiki
On September 17, 2009 West was pulled over for a traffic violation while riding a 3-wheeled motorcycle. During this stop it was found that West had a 9mm Beretta pistol, .357 Magnum, and a Remington 870 in a guitar case.
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by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and a bowie knife
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ridin dirty
Cops are all over the place there. That’s what makes me shake my finger at him. Don’t speed where cops are crawling every few feet, and be sure not to have your stuff in the car when you’re speeding around where cops are crawling everywhere. That’s just plain common sense.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps
a few hundred grand knocked off the arb total will motivate future discretion.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but… maybe he just bought it… how’s he ’poseda get it home? hmmm?
Did that really say he was doing 74 at 8:30 in the morning?
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And being from here he should KNOW this is what I’m saying.
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by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in shock!
(photo taken by a friend of mine when they met him at a bar about a year ago)
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I feel its weird he took a picture of him
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah seriously. What guy who doesn’t smoke would wear some plaid open shirt, v neck white shirt, necklace, beanie, and have his hair like that
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
someone from Seattle?
Plaid jungle FTW.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s just hipsters.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy was caught speeding because he was rushing home to synch up Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” with “The Wizard of Oz” (third roar of the MGM lion).
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
So I guess he really didn't have flu like symptoms.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Or he was taking the wrong medication for it.
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AHEM!
Young Jedi still has long road to travel to the Hall of Fame.
- Orlando “Baby Bull” Cepeda
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I just want to thank everyone for this thread. I had a godawful day, where I had a sudden panic attack in the middle of rehearsal. Couldn’t breathe and my hands shook so badly the bassoon wobbled in my hands.
So coming home to this and laughing my ass off at our garden variety insanity has vastly improved my mood.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Vapors alert!
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by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
tonight the part of symphonic band will be played by Purple Row
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ham?
or almonds?
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well he had to get them somewhere!
It’s not like the Giants offense was giving him any hits.
Yay participating in a MCC pun thread.
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Over/under on number of “wake-and-bake” jokes on this site during the Gameday Thread for Opening Day next season: 1,347.5
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 4:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think we are classier than that.
It’s obviously going to be “smoked” puns.
“timmy smokes another one!”
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by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll probably have forgetten by then.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 5, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there go any small chances he had at the Cy Young.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 5, 2009 4:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
was my first thought after reading the story
F. the Lewis.
by calpolynate on Nov 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think they already done voted on that.
by Merope on Nov 5, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not really, the votes have already been cast.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You can't spell Chronicles
without chronic.
F. the Lewis.
by calpolynate on Nov 5, 2009 4:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Cepeda Chronic-les
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Nov 5, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think that it would be a lot more clear what’s going on if the smoke was at such an angle that it obscured the L E and S.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
scary to think what the Vida Blue version would look like
by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 5, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is his hat blue? Is that just my monitor?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No. It’s blue on mine, too.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the drugs.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I knew I shouldn’t have taken those.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, why is my hat blue?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where did my hat go?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The munchies are a horrible side effect
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Man, that meme seems appropriate all the time.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I put a cupcake in the freezer and now the freezer is gone. Where did my cupcake go?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is the floor as low as I can go?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My eyes hurt.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL SFGate commenter (or did I fall in the sarchasm)
I’m sorry people, but we have to put our foot down and preserve our childrens future.
I’m going to e-mail Mr Sabean today and plead with him to deal Lincecum before his stock falls more than ever.
I think the Giants could probably get someone like Carl Pavano or Cole Hamels for him.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
SFGate commenters are too dumb to use sarcasm properly
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LINCEMCUM 4 TOMMY CHONGET R DUN SEABEES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And you wonder why I’m pro-choice.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Nov 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
by CB30 on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lolwut?
SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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by scout6 on Nov 5, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
O HAI PURPUL RO
LINSEKUM 4 KARL PUVANO ND JARIT RITE
by sfoakbay on Nov 6, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
anything that helps timmy put on a couple pounds is OK by me
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
by jasomack on Nov 5, 2009 4:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I am shocked, shocked to find out members of the SF Giants starting rotation as currently constituted use marijuana.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 4:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This Fanpost has more comments than Grant's front page post
Take THAT, Grant!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 4:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
DOOBIES DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
McCovey -------les
Grant now realizes what was missing.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
by GiantBrass on Nov 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Grant should have closed off this fanpost after 420 comments.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 5, 2009 4:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahah this is amazing
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tim wanted to be buried with Dinty Moore canned soup, apparently.
DB: If you were a pharaoh and I entombed you, what personal objects would you want buried with you to take to the afterlife?
TL: I’d have to take my Xbox 360, some Dinty Moore canned stew and … I don’t even know.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 5, 2009 5:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Tim’s not very smart. Zito and Wilson would smoke it at their home. Why is Tim smoking in a car?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 5, 2009 5:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
To be fair...
he was only busted for possession. And I’m not sure but doesn’t Tim still live in Washington during the offseason?
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by GiantBrass on Nov 5, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who said he was smoking in his car? It was just for possession.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But did it smell like weed …let me finish… smoke?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Nov 5, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not that hard for a car to smell like weed when it’s in there.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Nov 5, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ohhhh very true, you guys got me on that one
by PiKAgiant on Nov 5, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is a pungent plant.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Personally I think it smells wretched, but hey, whatever.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 5, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it does smell awful
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 5, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the smell… I even liked it as a 9 year old at Candlestick.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t like it either.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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