XAVIER NADY: Being a Bay Area native, I see the Giants as a legit suitor for him. The Giants would...

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by Natto on Nov 4, 2009 2:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

What the hell is a “Xavier Nady”?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Nov 4, 2009 2:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Professor X's wheelchair?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 4, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

And how do you "sure up" something?

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 4, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

thank-you!
He should uv used a different word there.
Like shore maybe?

by Merope on Nov 4, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

He's a trap

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Nov 4, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Nady is an extremely feminine looking man?!

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by Natto on Nov 4, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

He’s an imperial fleet waiting to jump in and annihilate the Giant’s payroll.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Nov 4, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

He’s a tarp

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 4, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

pass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 4, 2009 2:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

always have a soft spot in my heart for Cal Alums :(

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Nov 4, 2009 2:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

lol tyler walker

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Nov 4, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

eh the soft spot isn’t quite that big…

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Nov 4, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

that soft spot is actually a bruise

by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

lol Jeff Kent

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Go… Bears?…

by nataku on Nov 4, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m not that big on signing 31 year old corner outfielders who’re coming off major injuries, don’t play good defense, and have only ever had one really good year.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 4, 2009 3:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

But

DINGERZ!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Nov 4, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

THREE YEAR DEAL!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 4, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh god

Wow, Nady really was just utterly replacement level until that one big year with the Pirates/Yankees. That screams three year deal!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 4, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I can’t wait to try to convince all the people who think it was a good signing that they’re wrong.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 5, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Whats not to love

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 4, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, no

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Nov 4, 2009 3:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

So which is it?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

following the progression of past years for the Giants, I fully expect a 3 year deal for Nady after we offer big money to Holliday, but he gets bigger money elsewhere, and Bay, who decides to take less money to stay close to his ranch in Boston.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Nov 4, 2009 4:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

lol

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 4, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Since when are we quoting MLBTR commentors? My god, why not starting linking to YouTube comments.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 4, 2009 4:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

because hes famous.
if he wasnt he woulda gone to jail for a long long time.

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by Natto on Nov 4, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

What's this 'we' carp?

I quoted a nobody because the notion was one I hadn’t heard before and I wanted to mention it here. Like I said, I don’t care for the idea, but I could totally see a Nady contract being the next Rownads.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 4, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Mmmm… carp.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Hold on, let me poll Yahoo Answers first.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Hi. Does anyone know if it’s possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn’t work.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

YES!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Use highly reflective chrome spray paint

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think my son has a gf that he has been sneaking in the house and having sex with. I found her playgirl magazine while cleaning his room. Should I confront him?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Ummmmmm

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Nov 5, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

whoops, context lapse on my part

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That one was great

She also specified that her son couldn’t be gay because they raised him right, in the church, etc.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

A similar one I saw once

“When you see a mirror on tv, how come you can’t see your reflection on it?”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Is the vagina or whatever girls pee out of in the same place as a boys penus? Or is it in the back where a boys ass is? I know this is an odd question but i have a valid reason to ask it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh god, I love Yahoo answers.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

My gf’s name is Megan Johnson. and she is 1ft 3in taller than me. what should i do?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I just came to this country, Why are people so fat ?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That’s a good one.

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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs

How the hell did he sources

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I am struggling not to burst out laughing at work.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I like how everything makes some semblance of sense except the red lightsaber part. EM spectrum fail.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
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by Zetsuboushita on Nov 5, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s the Additional Details that really make this one.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Whoa, Grant's on Yahoo Answers!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

HA!

by chilibean_3 on Nov 5, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Grant’s boss!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 5, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

'Grant's boss' GIS result

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

also, search tab jokes are now the awesomest thing ever

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Crap! My fiance says she wants to watch a chick flick tonight. I swear!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

cats, though? Makes me think of wilriv.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I was looking for recipes

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

To make cat?

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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

uhh….its French?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

do it.
post your dilemma on Yahoo Answers

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

One more

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Okay, one more

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think that one answered itself.

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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Time for a new couch?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 5, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, I was planning on trying some ecstasy pills later tonight, but now I’m rethinking things. The last thing I need right now is to leak vaginal fluids.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Honestly...

I don’t even think Sabean would be this stupid.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Nov 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!?!?!??!!?!?!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 5, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

This sounds like a question for Yahoo! Answers!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

summon Goofus

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Nov 5, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 5, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

If kuyote says that, it is pretty much gospel

by FluLikeSymptoms on Nov 4, 2009 5:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

N-O, NO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Nov 4, 2009 6:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I like Nady

Lifetime .308 hitter with .383 OBP against lefties. The Giants can use a righty OF that hits lefties well. Of course, there’s obvious problems here. His health and the fact that his agent is Scott Boras. I would offer him a heavily incentive laden package based on plate appearances.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Nov 4, 2009 7:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

+1

Definately not someone you sign early. This is a January or even Febuary signing if he is still available. If he signs earlier it will be for to many years and too many un-incentivized dollars so let some other team assume this unwise risk.

by giantsrainman on Nov 4, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't recognize it was you at first

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Nov 5, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

One year deal like that would be ok

Three years? LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 4, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I like the idea if

it’s a one year deal with incentives.. Possibly an option for another year.

And he’s strictly here to come off the bench and mash lefties.

That’s all he deserves.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed

If its a 1 years deal with maybe a team option for the second, not a big deal. Its not like he cant hit and his defense though not the greatest isnt a joke either.
He is friends with Freddy Sanchez maybe that helps, I dont know.
There are much worse signings.

by skunk5150 on Nov 5, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, I thought this was a legitimate source or sumthin’.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Nov 4, 2009 7:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Didn't mean to give that impression

Just wanted to discuss the idea.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 4, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I’d be happy with Bay Area native Adam Duritz playing right field as long as it isn’t Randy Winn

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 4, 2009 9:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

boo.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Downs . The Kevin Frandsen of 2010 !

by nvsfg on Nov 4, 2009 10:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

LOCAL TIES ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fairley odd parent to Wendell
converting tools into skills since 2008...

by WTF on Nov 5, 2009 7:54 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

nah

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 5, 2009 9:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

PADRES, PIRATES, LOCAL TIES ….Nady and Bay both came up with the Pads for a brief time and played for Bochy so they are familiar…Nady and Bay both played together with Sanchez on the Pirates… all 3 have local ties to the bay area…i sure hope Bochy and Sanchez do some recruiting .

WCO15 "ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME"

by WCO15 on Nov 5, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Bay played three games for the Padres. I don’t think he and Bochy really had time to become BFFs.

Also, what Bay Area ties does Bay have? He’s from BC and went to Gonzaga. West coast ties, yeah, but nothing in the Bay Area as far as I can tell.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 5, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Are you blind? His last name!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 5, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

wow apparently I played against Jason Bay and didn’t know it. I definitely played against Nady, he hit one that hasn’t landed yet.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

you know, now that I think about it, I did give up a HR to a right handed batter on Gonzaga. I remember I had 2 strikes on a left handed batter, he got as close as possible to the plate and then stuck his elbow out and got hit by a pitch that I thought was a strike. I argued with the umpire and called the batter a few names. I was a tad distracted by the HBP and then next guy up, a righty, hit a game tying HR.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 5, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs