Yet another Jermaine Dye rumor

Don't want him, but I would rather see him than Torres/Velez any day of the week.

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I honestly would rather see a Velez/Torres platoon than Jermaine Dye.

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by jponry on Nov 30, 2009 8:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

+1

This is perhaps the most depressing one of those that I will ever award.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah there aren't too many people that Velez/Torres are better than

but Dye is one of them

by Gobroks on Nov 30, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

BUT… DINGERZ!!!11

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It has me

by dregarx on Nov 30, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

isn’t there an option C?

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 1, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

TR Sullivan looks like

a Toby Flenderson/Creed Bratton love child.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 30, 2009 9:24 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

And this rumor looks like a

Susan Boyle/Tiny Tim lovechild. Yes I meant his corpse.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 30, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 30, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

what the flying fuck

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by jctGamer on Nov 30, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Nice.

No Tiny Tim in it though.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 30, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

oh man

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by Giant among Angels on Nov 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

You can tell me if I'm wrong

But she kinda looks like Gary Radnich.

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by djp4cal on Nov 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

you aren’t wrong

Thing A

by sam23 on Dec 1, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Looks lke Captain Slow to me.

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by Bhaakon on Dec 1, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Dyes ability or inability to play 1b

Is really the deciding factor for me. He’s a liability in the of, but he could be an asset if it turns out he can actually play 1b. That said, there are better options at both positions.

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by GiantPain on Nov 30, 2009 9:51 AM PST via mobile reply actions 0 recs

dude had a 103 OPS+ last year, he wouldn’t be an asset at first either

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 30, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Given his inexperience, I think the best we could hope for from Dye is a Garko-level performance, and I think we already have a guy who can do that.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think expecting a Ryan Garko type performance from Ishikawa might be a little unrealistic.

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by j14 on Nov 30, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

But I’m pretty sure we could get a Garko-level performance from John Bowker.

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by Lyle on Dec 1, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I need to get this out of my system so that I never have to say it again:

Man, this rumor just refuses to Dye.

I don't know about that, to the groin.

by howtheyscored on Nov 30, 2009 10:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

They’ll have to pry this rumor from my cold, dyed hands.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 30, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think Howie is being a little too critical

This player is definitely jermaine to the discussion.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 30, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Howie’s a Dyed in the wool pessimist.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 30, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Live free or Dye!

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by say hey nation on Nov 30, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder what Terrance Long is up to. Maybe we can sign him too!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 30, 2009 10:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

He is still sitting on the bench wondering how the fuck Ichiro threw him out at 3B

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by jctGamer on Nov 30, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

And how he stuck out looking at that pitch from Derek Lowe

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by baetown415 on Nov 30, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Nov 30, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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by Natto on Nov 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs