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Hey guys whtat up? I dunno bout u, but we need to fix the lineup. We have too much pitching and as great as Freddy Sanchez and Bengie Molina are, they need help! Here are some ideas to fix the lineup and take us to the postseason. GIT R DONE SABES!!!!!!

1) We know Edgar Renteria struggled last year because he was playing hurt, but we don't know how to make him healthy. My idea: playing shortstop is the problem, it's too physically demanding. All that running around and doing stuff is banging him up. Solution: move him to first base. Easier position, and J.T. can teach him to play it great. SOLVED.

2) Re-sign Bengie. We need his homers and his gritty leadership and his pitch-calling BAD. Let him walk, and the team ERA goes up 1 point MINIMUM. The only problem is he's not a great cleanup guy. But he's a good RBI guy, so he can hit third. SOLVED.

3) Pablo hits great, but is third base the best spot for him? He played above expectations at third as a fat man, and now he's losing weight, dropping pounds like Jose Cruz Jr. dropping postseason fly balls. I think he's ready for the big move, and (see above) shortstop is available - say hello to Pablo Sandoval, opening day shortstop! That frees us up to sign Melvin Mora, a great gritty vet, hit .340 with about 30 dingerz recently. SOLVED.

4)  The outfield needs to go. F the Lewis sux, Nate Schierholtz isn't going anywhere, plus I hear John Bowker can't even put up numbers in the PCL!!!! Eugenio Velez is a good start, fast, exciting, all around great leadoff hitter. Put him in LF, he'll be the best at that position since Hacman Jeff Leonard. For RF, get Xavier Nady. I think he was a rookie in 2008, and he was realy good then!!! To bad he was hurt in 2009 or I'm sure he'd be a MVP candidate this year. Plus, BAY AREA TIES. He can play RF. Finally, Brett Pill was hitting the hell out of the ball in Connecticut, he's young so I'm sure he can make the tradition to CF since Edgar Renteria is entrenched at first.

5) Rotation: sell high on Lincecum, trade him for some young stud who'll help in a couple years - I think Kyle Skipworth is a much better bet than Buster Posey, so maybe Lincecum and Posey for Skipworth and a veteran for the bullpen to provide leadership. With Cain, just cut our losses...he's never gonna get it. Early this year it looked like he figured out how to win, but down the stretch he went back to losing. He's worthless, just DFA. Jonathan Sanchez, move him to the bullpen. Last time that happened, he came back with a no-hitter. This time, with a stint in the bullpen, I'm sure we can count on him to get a perfect game AT LEAST. Maybe perfect 27 strike out game. With our pitching depth, this gives us the following great rotation:

1) Barry Zito LHP

2) Madison Bumgardner LHP

3) Tim Alderson RHP

4) Joe Martinez RHP

5) Ryan "The Big" Sadowski RHP

To go with our great lineup:

1) Freddy Sanchez 2B

2) Edgar Renteria 1B

3) Bengie Molina C

4) Xavier Nady RF

5) Eugenio Velez LF

6) Brett Pill CF

7) Pablo Sandoval SS

8) Melvin Mora 3B

What do u think????