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What This Giants Fan is Thankful For

On vacation. Don't bother me. Should the Giants trade Matt Cain for Evan Longoria, I'll tweet something super witty.

In the interim, enjoy this Thanksgiving-themed FanPost, which eliminated the need for me to write one. That's a good thing, as I was going back to the Lincecum-to-Rios well for a second straight year, and that would have brought out the Sabean-was-just-playing-around!/That-was-never-a-serious-offer crowd, who are almost as offensive as 9/11 Truthers.

Happy Thanksgiving, all. -- Grant

 

Star-divide

That the Giants are not going to be tempted to sign Johnny "his age has nothing to do with his future performance because he is so spectacular! my Scott Boras binder says so!" Damon to any contract longer than 1 hour

  • That Bengie Molina will not accept an offer of arbitration
  • That Freddy Sanchez was not overpaid at $6M/year just to be bumped to third base
  • That Pablo Sandoval did not eat Eugenio Velez
  • That Eugenio Velez will get eaten before someone makes the executive decision to make him an everyday player
  • That dominant pitching can get you to the playoffs in the National League
  • That Brian Sabean's gut has gotten big enough that it may actually inflict pain on him to kick the tires
  • That we won 88 games somehow, and I'm not really sure how
  • That Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino are in the news a whole lot right now, but NOT because they are going to be re-enacting the Chris Farley-Patrick Swayze SNL Chippendales skit.  Oh wait, wrong "Giants," sorry.
  • That Pac Bell Park was built
  • That Aaron Rowand was not offered a contract extension
  • That no fan was injured by any of Rowand's throws this year
  • That PhotoShop exists
  • That we will not trade Matt Cain for anyone
  • That Keith Law received an NL Cy Young vote this year
  • That St. Louis fans spend so much time being the greatest fans in baseball that they forget to spend time, you know, understanding it
  • That 'buzzard's luck' is the only rational explanation for how we fell short of the playoffs
  • That I was not drinking the night Ryan Spilborghs did something that I can't really remember
  • That Tim Alderson and Scott Barnes are never doing to pan out
  • That I was there the day the Giants unveiled the Rally Rabbi
  • That Nate Schierholtz does not use batting gloves
  • That I will not hear the words 'now batting, first baseman, Jermaine Dye!' in San Francisco
  • That I get to read about the McCourts on a regular basis
  • That I have lived through two generations of "Uuuuuu... Ree-bay!"
  • That we are not in the AL East
  • That the bat we're going to acquire is not a name that's being thrown around right now, because the current options kinda suck
  • That we will not offer Brian Giles even a minor league contract
  • That next year, McCoven will be banned from writing the acronym "LOL" into any and all words possible, thus reducing thread lengths by half
  • That our top 4 starters will not regress next year and will, in fact, improve on the back end
  • That our bullpen will regress but only slightly
  • That Tim Lincecum's agent is not Scott Boras
  • That we have Kruk, Kuip, and Jon
  • That I got to watch JT "Big Bubble" Snow play first base
  • That Barry is proving to be a lot more common in the eyes of the witch-hunters (which we all knew)
  • That I was there for 755
  • That I no longer have nightmares about dropped fly balls by Gold Glovers in Florida.
  • That my employer will set me up with nice seats in the upper deck behind home plate for next year's playoffs in SF
  • That 100% of my predictions in this post will/better come true
  • That I get to read this blog at home and at work
  • That we are 99 days away from the first spring training game of 2010
  • That I am not a Dodgers fan
  • This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.

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    That I got to watch this

    I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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    by Natto on Nov 24, 2009 5:15 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

    I still get happy shivers everytime I think of this

    #1 threat to America: Pandas
    Also, Tim Lincecum
    Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
    Official McPokeMaster
    Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I still get teary eyed thinking about that game. Whenever I see the pic of Jonathan and his dad hugging, I lose it.

    Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 24, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I don’t think I’ve ever been as moved by anything in sports as I was by watching Jonathan and his dad that night. It was such a great moment.

    Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

    by neurofarm on Nov 24, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I didn’t get to see all of that game live, so I bought a download of it from iTunes. It’s awesome but for one thing: it cuts off before that hug.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yup

    And I did get to see the last 2 1/2 innings live, at least.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    better than nothing

    but even watching a replay of it gives me chills

    by sfoakbay on Nov 25, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Ya I got home in the 5th

    #1 threat to America: Pandas
    Also, Tim Lincecum
    Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
    Official McPokeMaster
    Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 25, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I was at the game and bolted right after the last out so I don’t know if they showed the hug on the scoreboard.

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Same here. I even got misty explaining it to some relatives a few months ago.

    by TheLetter2 on Nov 26, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Me too and hugging perfect strangers during the last few pitches of the game, then the entire park going crazy. Nice memories.

    Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

    by timmeh on Nov 25, 2009 3:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Awesome. I wasn’t there for the Sanchez game (I did turn down tickets from my roommates because I had plans to go to Speakeasy… FML) but I was in the portholes when we clinched in 2002. Only time I’ve hugged a random stranger when not purposefully trying to be creepy.

    by troymccluresf on Nov 25, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    :’)

    His name's Clayton, not Danny.

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 25, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I was cheated a little bit out of enjoying this moment

    I am a diehard Giants fan who works for the Padres… and of course the company line is you don’t want your employer getting no-hit by anyone. However, the bigger dulling effect was that I kept thinking how atrocious the Padres’ lineup was that night (they had just completed a huge stinker of a run of games and hadn’t found their stride yet, when the same crappy hitters suddenly started performing). I kept thinking that I wish this had occurred against a major league lineup. Don’t get me wrong: a no-hitter is a no-hitter is a no-hitter, and nearly impossible to accomplish. But those were my honest feelings, with additional bias because I was subjected to watching every single game the Padres played with their then-crappy-or-under-performing lineup. Two weeks later, those awful hitters suddenly found their groove in Cincinnati and carried it thru the rest of the season.

    But on that night, while stoked for Johnny, the elation was tempered. Even the SD broadcasters were seemingly suggesting “well of course a guy with this electric stuff is going to no-hit us, we’ve got nothing.”

    by mlb22 on Nov 25, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Now that's an interesting POV

    "The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
    - Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

    by achiappanza on Nov 25, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Who the hell is Johnny? Do you mean “El Guapo”?

    Nobody calls him Johnny.

    by zuma420 on Nov 26, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    yes they do.

    by mlb22 on Nov 27, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    lol butthurt

    Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 27, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    My first experience commenting on McC (had been a long time reader of the posts) was during and after this game. Good Times.

    I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
    'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

    by ringleader3 on Nov 25, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Seriously?!

    Wow I didn’t know you were that new

    Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
    Thanks to roger
    I've never been happier to have Crabs

    by bondslegend on Nov 25, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’ve been reading Grant’s work on McC via a RSS reader for a few years. For some reason I finally clicked through to the post and saw all the commenting. I knew there was a community on this site, but I had no idea how… er… vibrant it was.

    I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
    'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

    by ringleader3 on Nov 26, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    and that i was there. and then watched it on my itunes another 7 or 8 times.

    Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
    Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
    Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    by beat_la_25 on Nov 26, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I missed this game. It was my birthday though.

    "It's too late now."

    by ResDog on Nov 27, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    lolist

    Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

    by GiantPain on Nov 24, 2009 5:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    That next year, McCoven will be banned from writing the acronym “LOL” into any and all words possible, thus reducing thread lengths by half

    NOT AS LONG AS I’M A MOD!

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

    by jponry on Nov 24, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    jpLOLnry

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

    by groug on Nov 24, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Actually lolgroug is already the accepted standard here.

    Although this is a rare case where something starts at NinersNation and transplants to McCC. Normally it’s just me making a McCC joke over there and like three people getting it.

    I don't know about that, to the groin.

    by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how good I am at predicting the final score of football games.

    You might think that doesn’t make a sound. That’s because you’re not good enough to hear it.

    Also, I’m not sorry.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

    by groug on Nov 24, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I don’t want to have to accept the Mona Lisa with a big zit on the forehead, but I’d still rather enjoy the Mona Lisa than ignore it due to a zit… I wish it would go away, but I’ll choose my battles :)

    by mlb22 on Nov 25, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    mLOLb22

    Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
    Thanks to roger
    I've never been happier to have Crabs

    by bondslegend on Nov 25, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Thankful for Pablo

    who knows where we would be without him

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq Chuck Norris lives in Texas

    by Mike Fox on Nov 24, 2009 5:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I know where

    Welcome to cellarsville, population: Ginats.

    Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

    Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

    by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Please to be recLOLnsidering.

    http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/teams/ARI

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 25, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I would have been okay if Pablo had eaten Velez. We might have made the playoffs.

    I don't know about that, to the groin.

    by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 5:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    But then all the work he’s done at operation panda would have gone to waste

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

    by lincecuminyourface on Nov 26, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    wow, I just reread my comment and realized how dumb “operation panda” sounds. Honestly, are the Giants run by 5 year olds? This may be as bad as “warrior spirit: find the swagger”

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

    by lincecuminyourface on Nov 26, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Why else do we say “U R 5”??

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 26, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    But Velez also would have gone to “waste” so it would have been okay.

    I don't know about that, to the groin.

    by howtheyscored on Nov 27, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Cyclical Reasoning

    To be grateful for the fact that the occurences on your list will/better come true, one of which is the fact that the objects on your list will/better come true, one of which is the fact that the objects on your list…

    Lethargy
    It has me

    by dregarx on Nov 24, 2009 5:46 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    That St. Louis fans spend so much time being the greatest fans in baseball that they forget to spend time, you know, understanding it

    This made me laugh.

    WHY IS BOCOCK?!

    by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 24, 2009 6:58 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I'm thankful for McCovey Chronicles

    for, you know, the pie and stuff.

    Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

    by SoFa King Mike on Nov 24, 2009 10:00 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    Yes

    I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
    Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

    by Natto on Nov 24, 2009 11:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Pie? I didn’t get any pie?

    "It's too late now."

    by ResDog on Nov 24, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I got pie.

    Joe Martinez: You are cool.
    When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

    by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 5:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    nah

    cake>pie

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    nah

    pie>dark chocolate>pudding>cookies>cake>Dodgers>milk chocolate

    Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.

    by Lyle on Nov 26, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    nah

    dark chocolate pie>pie>dark chocolate>brownies>lemon bars>cookies>cake>dodgers>milk chocolate>licorice

    by sfoakbay on Nov 26, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Why are you wrong about everything!?

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 26, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Pie is clearly the superior dessert. It’s Deliciousness Above Replacement Desert (DARD) is at least 5 slices over the course of the dessert season. No brainer!

    Joe Martinez: You are cool.
    When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

    by cornball on Nov 26, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’m thankful that my mother in law does not make pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. There. I said it.

    It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
    And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Nov 25, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Sweet potato pie is usually better than pumpkin pie in my experience.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    What do you not like about your mother-in-law making pumpkin pie? Is she bad at it, or do you just not like pumpkin pie?

    Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.

    by Lyle on Nov 26, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    That second thing.

    It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
    And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Nov 26, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    It is the replacement-level pie.

    Joe Martinez: You are cool.
    When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

    by cornball on Nov 26, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    WRONG

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

    by groug on Nov 26, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Nope, cornball is right.

    It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
    And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Nov 26, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I kind of like pumpkin pie, but there is not a single pie I like less that pumpkin. You could pick up just about any non-pumpkin pie at any restaurant or bakery and it would be better than pumpkin pie.

    Joe Martinez: You are cool.
    When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

    by cornball on Nov 26, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    examples

    sweet potato, cherry, apple, rhubarb, mixed berry, chocolate, peach, banana cream, pecan, key lime
    long list is long

    by sfoakbay on Nov 26, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Wow

    You two are unbelievable. I like just about every pie (no rhubarb, though), but I can’t imagine one I like better than pumpkin. To me, it’s the perfect pie.

    Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.

    by Lyle on Nov 30, 2009 6:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    mincemeat?

    /shivers.

    Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

    Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

    by natteringnabob on Dec 2, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’m thankful that Roger Kieschnick only uses one batting glove, and he hits good. That Thomas Neal is so awesome. That San Jose and Salem-Keizer dominate their leagues every year. I’m thankful to have a strong rapport with the media relations people in San Jose and Fresno. I’m thankful to have a solid farm system and thankful for the opportunity to watch the future of the team develop before my eyes every year.

    And, you guys aren’t too bad either.

    Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 25, 2009 12:53 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I’m thankful for the lulz. And the colors orange and black. Also:

    SUCK IT, RUSSELL MARTIN!

    Joe Martinez: You are cool.
    When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

    by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 5:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    UGLIEST TURKEY EVAR!!!

    If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

    by esseffgeez on Nov 25, 2009 7:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    why would anyone want to eat velez?

    you’d still be starving afterwards

    gimme some of those Bengie Back Ribs…

    "My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

    Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

    by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 25, 2009 6:17 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    YOU WANT BENGIE BACK?!?

    I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
    'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

    by ringleader3 on Nov 25, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Barbecue sauce.

    "El once, chico. Eleven."

    by Juan Primo on Nov 25, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    “I want those Bengie back…Bengie back….Bengie back ribs….”

    Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.

    by Lyle on Nov 26, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’m thankful that last night. while getting stuck in ridonkulous traffic on the approach to the Bay Bridge, I switched the radio to the Warriors game and heard Flem doing play-by-play (filling in for Tim Roye, I guess). Well, okay, that’s not what I’m thankful for, but hearing Flem made me think of the Giants…and that made me think of lazy summer evenings listening to the game on the radio…and that made me think of posting here with all of you cranky nerds.

    One of these years all of our bitching and moaning will be rewarded.

    Happy Thanksgiving, McCoven.

    "Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

    by Kitspool on Nov 25, 2009 10:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    Tim Roye was doing TV because Fitzgerald was sick.

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’m thankful that last night. while getting stuck in ridonkulous traffic on the approach to the Bay Bridge, I switched the radio to the Warriors game and heard Flem doing play-by-play (filling in for Tim Roye, I guess). Well, okay, that’s not what I’m thankful for, but hearing Flem made me think of the Giants…and that made me think of lazy summer evenings listening to the game on the radio…and that made me think of posting here with all of you cranky nerds.

    One of these years all of our bitching and moaning will be rewarded.

    Happy Thanksgiving, McCoven.

    "Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

    by Kitspool on Nov 25, 2009 10:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    You can say that again.

    "Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

    by scout6 on Nov 25, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Just like Midnight Replay – double your fun!

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 25, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I am thankful for Midnight Replay, working late nights there is no better way to spend a work night.

    Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

    by timmeh on Nov 26, 2009 1:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Or cover the distance between Las Vegas and Phoenix.

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 26, 2009 1:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’m thankful that last night. while getting stuck in ridonkulous traffic on the approach to the Bay Bridge, I switched the radio to the Warriors game and heard Flem doing play-by-play (filling in for Tim Roye, I guess). Well, okay, that’s not what I’m thankful for, but hearing Flem made me think of the Giants…and that made me think of lazy summer evenings listening to the game on the radio…and that made me think of posting here with all of you cranky nerds.

    One of these years all of our bitching and moaning will be rewarded.

    Happy Thanksgiving, McCoven.

    "Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

    by Kitspool on Nov 25, 2009 10:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    One of these years all of our bitching and moaning will be rewarded

    Nah. Hasn’t worked for Cubs fans.

    Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

    by SoFa King Mike on Nov 25, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Where have I read this before?

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Is anyone else having a freakout?

    by TheLetter2 on Nov 26, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I'm thankful for:

    1. The RUSH song Working Man
    2. Pablo and Timmy
    3. Pumpkin Pie

    I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
    'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

    by ringleader3 on Nov 25, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    can we be thankful for Rush in general?

    "My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

    Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

    by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 25, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yes.

    It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
    And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Nov 25, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    No.

    GROUGTHINK ALERT
    The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

    by groug on Nov 25, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    No

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yes.

    Joe Martinez: You are cool.
    When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

    by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    how can people hate Rush? Timmy’s father plays bass and sings vocals for the group.

    "My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

    Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

    by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 25, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    wow way harsh on Tim’s dad

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

    by jponry on Nov 26, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    after hearing him get mentioned in every 5th sentence by timmy i just HAD to put a face to the name

    "My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

    Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

    by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 26, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yes

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    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 25, 2009 11:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    NO

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

    by jponry on Nov 26, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yes.

    Sprawling on the fringes of the city
    In geometric order
    An insulated border
    In between the bright lights
    And the far unlit unknown

    Growing up it all seems so one-sided
    Opinions all provided
    The future pre-decided
    Detached and subdivided
    In the mass production zone
    Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone

    (Subdivisions)
    In the high school halls
    In the shopping malls
    Conform or be cast out
    (Subdivisions)
    In the basement bars
    In the backs of cars
    Be cool or be cast out
    Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth
    But the suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth

    Drawn like moths we drift into the city
    The timeless old attraction
    Cruising for the action
    Lit up like a firefly
    Just to feel the living night

    Well some will sell their dreams for small desires
    Or lose the race to rats
    Get caught in ticking traps
    And start to dream of somewhere
    To relax their restless flight
    Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights…

    Sorry, I just think that’s slightly more than your usual pop.

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 26, 2009 1:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    In the high school halls
    In the shopping malls
    Conform or be cast out
    (Subdivisions)

    OMG THEY R SAYING SUBURBIA IS CONFORMIST I NEVER THOUGHT OF THT BEFORE BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

    Slightly more ridiculous, pretentious, silly, yes.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 26, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I do like that song

    Please hit better, Randy Winn.

    by oldjacket on Nov 26, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    No

    But Chris Matthews, maybe….

    Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.

    by Lyle on Nov 26, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    NO

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 26, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    No

    Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
    Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

    by Giant among Angels on Nov 26, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yes.

    Lethargy
    It has me

    by dregarx on Nov 26, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Rush sucks

    "It's too late now."

    by ResDog on Nov 27, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    No. Geddy Lee sounds like a thirteen-year old with his beans and frank wrapped in barbed wire. The rest is OK, but there’s much better prog.

    by maysian on Nov 29, 2009 8:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Pumpkin Pie

    the replacement level dessert.

    Every year someone says “yeah, make a pumpkin pie”, and then mysteriously by the time dinner’s over they’ve forgotten to eat any. Doesn’t matter what the other choice is: chocolate, apple, coconut, etc. Every time there’s half or more of the pumpkin left. Finally this year I’m just bagging it, because one of the pumpkin pie frauds expressed interest in pecan.

    Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

    Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

    by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I'm thankful that this guy is posting on facebook, not MCC

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 10:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    4 out of 5 ain’t bad

    I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
    'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

    by ringleader3 on Nov 25, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Also the part about leaving out some folks a lot more worthy than Rownads.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    LOL FRED

    I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
    'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

    by ringleader3 on Nov 25, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    LOL JONATHAN SANCHEZ
    LOL BUSTER POSEY
    LOL JEREMY AFFELDT
    LOL SERGIO ROMO
    LOL FREDDY SANCHEZ EVEM THOUGH I DON’T LIKE HIM VERY MUCH

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Hell, for that matter, Barry Zito was worth more WAR than Rowand this year.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    LOL JUAN URIBE

    His name's Clayton, not Danny.

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 25, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    WTF Cain? Really? ITS FUCKING Matt Cain!

    say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

    by say hey nation on Nov 25, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I like Flem, too. Not fair to leave him and his boyish laugh out.

    by KCE on Nov 25, 2009 11:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I love how the other broadcast guys treat him like their little brother, always picking on him and giving him shit. The watermelon thing is still hilarious to me.

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    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 25, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    What watermelon thing?

    His name's Clayton, not Danny.

    by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 25, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Well, first you carve a hole in the watermelon.

    I don't know about that, to the groin.

    by howtheyscored on Nov 25, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    A few years ago Flem got a new laptop and he was so proud of it. Bragging about it, bought a fancy leather bag for it, and everything. So the guys stole it and put one of those small round watermelons in the bag. They showed Flem on TV holding the watermelon and laughing his butt off.

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    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 25, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    thanks

    I saw the clip with no sound and never knew what they were doing

    Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

    Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

    by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Thankful for
    • Having suffered through 100 or so games at Candlestick in my early years. Allowing me to never take AT&T for granted
    • The Giants making it to the 89’ series, thus keeping my dad at work to watch and off of the Cypress freeway
    • Jonathan’s Sanchez’s meticulously waxed facial hair
    • not having to stab beach balls with a spork at home games
    • Successfully executing my “Shooter” Beck costume this Halloween
    • the fact that no Yankees fan could ever fathom the joy I will feel on the day our whining really does pay off

    Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

    by AXmrdrir on Nov 25, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    "Shooter" Beck Halloween costume?

    Pictures or it didn’t happen.

    "Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

    by Kitspool on Nov 25, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yeah, I think I am going to recycle it next year into a “Kenny Powers” costume

    Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

    by AXmrdrir on Nov 25, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’d like to know who does Jonathan’s brows.

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    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 25, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I'm thinking you want to kidnap that person and replace them with yourself.

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 26, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I want that same attention to detail from my eyebrow waxer, although my current gal is very good.

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    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 26, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    You checking your email, Baroness?

    All those old Yahoo addresses?

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 27, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Yahoo is still functional, yes.

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    by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 27, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    When I was younger I played against a team from PR, and besides the fact they all could have played shortstop, they each had perfectly manicured eyebrows, like Jonathon.

    Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
    Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

    by Giant among Angels on Nov 26, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Oh eff, almost forgot

    Thankful for owning

    www.FuckTheDodgers.com

    now i just need to find a suitable purpose for it

    Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

    by AXmrdrir on Nov 25, 2009 12:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I’m sure the collective McCoven will help find a good use.

    by goGSW24 on Nov 25, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING GIANTS FANS!!!!

    i’m thankful for:

    • being at the game for bonds’ 715 and 756 blasts.

    • not having to worry about how many parkas and blankets i have to bring in order to survive a Giants game at Candlestick.

    • the Giants and Dodgers rivalry ….. may it live on forever.

    • june 30, 2006 ….. the day THIS kid was signed …..

    by orange_and_black_attack on Nov 25, 2009 1:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

    oh! almost forgot .....

    • i FINALLY got to see one of these.

    by orange_and_black_attack on Nov 25, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I ordered a back issue copy of this. It rocks.

    by TheLetter2 on Nov 26, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    For the fiscal crisis coverage, of course.

    by TheLetter2 on Nov 26, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I bought one at Starbucks the next morning and the cashier was like “Oh, wow. People still buy newspapers?”

    by kimmyg on Nov 26, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Person must have been 16 years old.

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 26, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I get that all the time. I gripe about not being able to get some of the major East Coast papers in town, and people are all, “Why don’t you just read it online?” That’s when they get the thumbtack in the eye. Usually, they don’t ask too many more questions about my newspaper habits.

    by TheLetter2 on Nov 27, 2009 6:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I am not thankful for morans like Joe Posnaski!

    Lincecum is not eligible for my list because he has not yet won 50 games… I do think Lincecum is an awfully good bet for the Hall of Fame. Better than Greinke? I don’t think so. I know many people prefer Lincecum’s greatness, but I think a lot of that is because Lincecum pitches in the National League*. And, as good and as well-publicized a year as Greinke had, I think many people STILL don’t quite get how good he is.

    *Just as a starting point: Opposing pitchers have had 173 plate appearances against Lincecum in his career — they are hitting .095/.142/.116 against him with 68 Ks against eight walks — add a little of that to Greinke’s totals and see what you get.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/joe_posnanski/11/25/pujols.hall/1.html

    say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

    by say hey nation on Nov 25, 2009 1:18 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    Career ERA+

    Greinke: 120
    Lincecum: 152

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    2009 ERA+

    Greinke: 205.
    Lincecum: 176.

    Greinke was clearly better this year.

    HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

    :-) :-) :-)

    by Cookyman on Nov 26, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    2008-2009 ERA+

    Greinke: 158
    Lincecum: 173

    they’re both really good though and I don’t begrudge JoePo a chance to be a homer here at all.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

    by jponry on Nov 26, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Even when you adjust that to the slightly tougher competition it comes they come out almost even.

    HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

    :-) :-) :-)

    by Cookyman on Nov 26, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Awkward sentence is awkward.

    HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

    :-) :-) :-)

    by Cookyman on Nov 26, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    especially given that he’s a Royals fan.

    Please hit better, Randy Winn.

    by oldjacket on Nov 27, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Sure.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 26, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I wouldn’t say he’s a moron. He’s a big homer though. Loves his Royals.

    by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 25, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Why wouldn’t anybody prefer greatness? That’s asinine.

    I don't know about that, to the groin.

    by howtheyscored on Nov 25, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Regarding that split he references

    Their respective numbers against non-pitchers:

    Greinke: .263 / .312 / .416 allowed, strikes out 20% of hitters
    Lincecum: .226 / .300 / .333 allowed, strikes out 27% of hitters

    LOL that guy.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    In 2009

    Lincecum: .213 / .279 / .301, struck out 28%
    Greinke: .230 / .276 / .336, struck out 27%

    Yeah, clearly Greinke’s better when you take that into account.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    To which he would say:

    The DH is an all offense position. So that would allow BETTER hitters to play. If Grienke had to only face the best 8 position players on the team plus a pitcher his stats would be comparable!

    say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

    by say hey nation on Nov 25, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I’m sure he would have a counterpoint. But I think it’s pretty hilarious when people cite something as proof of their point, but obviously don’t bother to check to see if it actually backs them up.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Thats what I was trying to do.

    I like when they through in a few numbers, to prove their point but make the limits so hard to meet that its ridiculous. i.e. He has the best ERA in league history for anyone under the age of 25 while pitching the 8th inning and having face only 3 over the minimum batters with two base runners on and one out and 2 strikes.

    I always find trying to decipher what that means. I usually end up thinking that the writer/poster is trying to prove clutchyness

    say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

    by say hey nation on Nov 25, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I usually end up thinking that the writer/poster is trying to prove clutchyness

    O HAI FRED

    by sfoakbay on Nov 25, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Guess how many wins Greinke has

    Exactly 50.

    I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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    by Natto on Nov 25, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Be fair, Greinke has been, at the least, comparable to Lincecum

    Posnaski is actually one of the better writers out there. He’s actually uses stuff other than WINZ, RBIZ, and DINGERZ to evaluate player. Moreover, its not inconceivable to prefer Greinke over Lincecum. He was probably better than Lincecum last year, and in the end, choosing one over the other is a bit of a crapshoot. It’s not exactly like he was claiming that Greinke was clearly far superior to Lincecum and that Lincecum has no chance at the hall.

    by tarlinian on Nov 25, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I wonder how the two will compare when both are playing for the NY Yankees in about 5 years.

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Was that in your flashforward too?

    Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.

    by Lyle on Nov 26, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    ok i don't agree

    but i will cut you if you call joe posnanski a moron again. he’s the best sportswriter we’ve got.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

    by jponry on Nov 26, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    and i don't mean that

    in a “well, he sucks but he’s the best” way. dude is fucking awesome and you better recognize.

    Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
    "AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

    by jponry on Nov 26, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    He is, indeed, fucking awesome.

    It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
    And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Nov 26, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    She’ll do it, too! She’s crazy!

    I don't know about that, to the groin.

    by howtheyscored on Nov 26, 2009 8:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Anyone who thinks that statement is moronic hasn’t been paying attention.

    HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

    :-) :-) :-)

    by Cookyman on Nov 26, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Every time I watch a game in another town or a highlight from another team

    I’m thankful that we have the best announcers in baseball

    Desirous of Matt Holliday and Dan Uggla since 2009.

    by GiantPain on Nov 25, 2009 1:39 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

    I hope this is true

    I havent heard all 30 teams’ announcing crews… but I know what I’m thankful I don’t have to hear:

    - another A-bomb, from A-Rod
    - fly fly away!
    - you can put it on the board, yuh-ess!
    - charley steiner
    - thom brenneman

    Even Vin Scully sorta pissed me off when he couldnt keep his mouth shut about Bonds and said he hoped he wouldn’t have to call that “special moment,” but then never came out and criticized Manny Ramirez (to my knowledge)

    by mlb22 on Nov 25, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Joe the Jinx Angel used to drive me crazy with his “You can wave it bye bye!” line. Ugh.

    by Merope on Nov 25, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6735347

    say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

    by say hey nation on Nov 25, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Maybe the worst homerun call I have ever heard.

    Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

    by AXmrdrir on Nov 25, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I liked Bucks WS HR Call.

    Matsui at the plate. Here’s the pitch. He swings… high fly ball down the line.

    It’s gone. /yawn

    I don't know about that, to the groin.

    by howtheyscored on Nov 25, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    YES! YES!!! GOODBYE BASEBALL

    I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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    by Natto on Nov 25, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Aside from that, Hawk spends the entire game referring to the White Sox as the “good guys” and the opposition as the “bad guys.” His act is mind-numbingly tiresome.

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Thankfully

    that link also has this: http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6735347
    The double play against the Dodgers where he throws to third base still amazes me.

    I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
    Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

    by Natto on Nov 25, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    There is no other word to describe watching Vizquel play defense other than “delightful”

    Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

    by AXmrdrir on Nov 25, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    DREAMY

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Omar? the link is the same

    say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

    by say hey nation on Nov 25, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Dang, I thought I linked to the video. Just click on the “Omar Vizquel defensive reel” video.

    I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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    by Natto on Nov 25, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    WTF...Mitch Williams? Al Leiter? Dan Plesac?

    Mitch Fucking Williams?

    /shakes head

    When does Randy Moffitt get HIS final day in the sun?

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 26, 2009 2:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I still don’t like Kuiper and his mispronunciations of players names. He didn’t buy into the Giants “We’re in this thing” crap in late September like Krukow did, though.

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    When?

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Well, I have it DVR’ed and watch the homerun from time to time. I watched it on the classic replay a few months ago.

    Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

    by AXmrdrir on Nov 25, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Oh, damn. I thought you meant it would be on actual tv soon. Oh well!

    "Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
    Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

    by jcb9 on Nov 25, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    That game was on about a month ago.

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    why did he have to rip into Barry :(

    by mlb22 on Nov 25, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    They should literally just play a 30 sec. clip of the walk off on CSN

    Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

    by AXmrdrir on Nov 25, 2009 2:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I’m thankful for all of your moms

    "We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.

    by Goofus on Nov 25, 2009 3:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    And Im grateful for you, dad.

    #1 threat to America: Pandas
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    by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 25, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Goofus' McPenis Butter

    can swim!

    Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

    Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

    by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Im thankful that i just found out im having a son. Future catcher for you San Fransisco giants!
    also that its finally almost time for doctor who: end of time. been waiting for a year baby. woot

    Garlic fries 08

    by operation carrot on Nov 25, 2009 4:04 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I just watched Waters of Mars. That was awesome. Can’t wait for the End of Time.

    It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
    And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Nov 25, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    im so worried for david tennant. hes becoming more and more like the master. I dont know if you watched the classic series at all but hes basically become the valeyard

    Garlic fries 08

    by operation carrot on Nov 25, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    He got surprisingly arrogant towards the end of Waters. I’m still not that excited about the emo looking 11th Doctor. His future companion was on Robin Hood recently.

    Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

    by SoFa King Mike on Nov 27, 2009 9:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I think we’ve seen some of that arrogance from this doctor before, but Rose tempered it somewhat. That’s one reason he usually has a companion – it keeps him somewhat more grounded.

    The new guy seems less emo once he puts on his Doctor threads. Have you seen them? Old school bow tie, tweed jacket. I’m looking forward to his interpretation.

    It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
    And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

    by can of corn on Nov 27, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Congrats!

    Old dude sez: Sarah Jane will always be in my Tardis of a heart…

    "I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

    by victor frankenstein on Nov 26, 2009 2:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I was surprised when someone mentioned to me Elisabeth Sladen’s age. Wow, I would have guessed she was 20 years younger. still hawt

    Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

    by SoFa King Mike on Nov 27, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    I'm Thankful for

    Timmy Lincecum
    Buster Posey
    The McCovey Chronicles for giving me things to laugh about and read when class just got too boring to pay attention

    Now batting catcher Buster Posey
    my dream for 2010

    by sanfrankid on Nov 25, 2009 4:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    Be thankful you’re not a fan of the New Jersey Nets. 0-15. yeesh!

    "All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

    by SFGuy on Nov 25, 2009 10:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

    No Sleep 'Till Brooklyn!!

    "My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

    Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

    by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 26, 2009 1:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    LOL

    New Jersey Naughts

    Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

    Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

    by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    New Jersey Nyets

    Please hit better, Randy Winn.

    by oldjacket on Nov 26, 2009 8:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    oops. everyone!

    YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

    by heimy25 on Nov 26, 2009 2:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    YOU EAT YOUR DAMN TURKEY DINNER

    I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
    'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

    by ringleader3 on Nov 26, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    YEAH!

    YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

    by heimy25 on Nov 26, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Whos awake?

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    by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 26, 2009 2:39 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    I AM!

    Lethargy
    It has me

    by dregarx on Nov 26, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    loser

    #1 threat to America: Pandas
    Also, Tim Lincecum
    Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
    Official McPokeMaster
    Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

    by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 27, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    Happy Thanksgiving

    I am thankful that I was actually able to find a can of cranberry sauce in Venezuela even though I could buy six in the states for the same price.

    I am thankful for Matt Williams who at my first Giants game ever was driven around the track at Candlestick and the reaction of the crowd taught me what it means to be a Giants fan…an extra inning game if I remember correctly

    I am thankful for the awesome moves that Sabes is about to make…as long as they don’t start with R’s or Z’s no more enteria owand or ito.

    by jbpeterson on Nov 26, 2009 8:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    But I’ve heard that Scott Zowand is the player the Giants have been looking for in left field!

    Joe Martinez: You are cool.
    When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

    by cornball on Nov 26, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

    In Soviet Union, Jeremy Affeldt being a badass is thankful for you!

    Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
    Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
    Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    by beat_la_25 on Nov 26, 2009 10:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

    Mostly, I’m thankful that baseball introduced me to a totally new brand of ogling guys. But in a statistical way. Okay, it means staring at their asses. But the stats play a role, too.

    by TheLetter2 on Nov 26, 2009 4:36 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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