McCovey Chronicles Christmas Cards
It's a little early for this, but I decided that, since I already got a real one in the mail and since I am on Thanksgiving break and therefore have more time, that it would be appropriate.
This post is intended to be a collection of Christmas Card style life updates. I figured that since the community at the MCC is so friendly, personal and close-knit, as far as internet communities go, that we should have our own Christmas Cards. I'll start. The only problem is that my family hasn't taken Christmas photos, yet.
Dear McCovey Chronicles reader,
thehavenot household wishes you a warm and festive holiday season. We hope that 2009 has been as eventful and fulfilling as it has for us. This year has truly been a year of new beginnings, of continuation, and of endings for us.
When the year began, thehavenot was in the middle of his first year as a teacher. It was a rough year, as first years in the teaching profession often are. On top of the typical challenges faced by thehavenot as a first-year teacher, I was teaching in a district with a high poverty rate and an over 40% dropout rate. These students, who often had little to no support at home, were 12-13 years old and were going through the challenges presented to them at that age. However, all was not negative. I was fortunate to have three fairly new teachers close by; each one was very supportive, friendly, and good at his or her job. Each one reassured me that I was doing a good job. My first formal evaluation was also positive.
Then I got a pink slip that was not rescinded. Luckily, I was rehired in July and have started my second year of teaching. This year has gone much better so far. I find myself humming or wistling on the way to work; something that never happened last year. I am dealing with the students better than I did last year, and the days are going much more smoothly. Administration has also noticed the improvement. I still wish to get out of the district, but I have discovered that I am capable of teaching even a challenging group of kids.
This year has also been a year for looking ahead to the future. I have started the process of applying for grad school and anticipate starting a history masters program in the Fall 2010 semester. thehavenot's wife quit her job during the summer because thehavenot Jr. was going into kindergarten. This meant that we no longer needed her job for the free daycare (she worked at a preschool). Mrs. thehavenot is now a full time student. Her goals right now are to get an Associates degree in ECE, transfer to a four year school, earn a bachelors in Psychology and then get a teaching credential.
Speaking of new beginnings, thehavenot Jr. started kindergarten at the same school that his sister is attending for second grade. He is a precocious boy who has a difficult time listening and staying still. He has also been one of the youngest kids in the class. He has been a challenge for his teacher so far. However, he has been showing improvement and is satisfactory in all areas of his work. thehavenot household has confidence that he will be fine.
We look forward to 2010 as we continue to grow as people and as a family. We hope that you enjoyed your 2009 and that 2010 will be even better.
Sincerely,
thehavenot family
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I like this idea
I’ll get to mine later.
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by Natto on Nov 23, 2009 4:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like it too. Mine will have something about losing the love of my life to a guy who turns into a wolf. But all is not lost: I sparkle in the sunlight, bitches!
But seriously, thehavenot, keep up the good fight as teacher, and make sure havenot jr. gets to run around a lot.
/auto-defenestrates
something something jhiat00 will swindle
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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 23, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He runs around plenty
Running is not in short supply in his life. :)
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by thehavenot on Nov 23, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever, man. She’s a whiny little bitch anyway. You’re better off without her.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 23, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
And we got a dog. We spoil her. She’s fat. And she licks my face a lot. Stupid dog.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 23, 2009 4:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
NO FATTIES
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 23, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DOGGY BIAS
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 23, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
2009 has been an eventful year for j14. Including the end of a long relationship, setting out on my own and marking my first full year working in “the real world.”
After an ugly end to a four year relationship in February I found myself suddenly rushed into moving out on my own. Her parents had been kind enough to take me in when I first started working in San Francisco but, obviously once the relationship ended that was no longer an option.
On Valentines Day I moved to Walnut Creek with nothing more than my clothes, laptop, a towel that I took from her parents house, a sleeping bag, my dog and his bed. The apartment is now fully furnished and is starting to feel like home, but I will always remember the days of sitting on the counter in my kitchen to steal my neighbor’s wireless just so I could talk baseball with the good people and computer of this community. You have no idea how comforting that was to a single 23 year old setting out for the first time without a friend within 30 miles.
Since the difficulties of the first few months of the year, 2009 has been very rewarding. In the office, 2009 saw a lot of budget cuts and lost coworkers but thankfully I am still employed and have positioned myself for a nice promotion once the company lifts the wage increase freeze. I have reconnected with a number of friends and have rediscovered my love for hiking and photography, all of which I had distanced myself from over the last few years.
For the first time in quite a while, I feel like myself again.
This holiday season, I will drink in your names. Here’s to hoping that the momentum of the end of 2009 continues into 2010.
Go Giants and really, thank you all.
j14
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by j14 on Nov 23, 2009 5:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
lifts the wage increase freeze
ugh, I hear that.
/still waiting
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by Giant among Angels on Nov 23, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep for sure. Only way I got a wage increase was by getting a promotion. Still isn’t enough.
j14, seems like quite a similarity to my life. Long relationship breakup, moving out on my own, work success, and hiking and photography.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 24, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve noticed the hiking/photography on facebook. I approve.
What type of camera do you shoot with?
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by j14 on Nov 24, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought this was facebook.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 26, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve got a Nikon D50. Pretty much use it on point and shoot but still takes great pictures. Just added a polarizing filter on our last trip to Yosemite (Cathedral Peak loop and North Dome) and it really helps up there.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 29, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and I had to give my first wedding toast this June when my best friend got married. Talk about a moment when you realize that you’re not a kid anymore.
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by j14 on Dec 1, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm… wedding toast.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the thing that sucks about getting older, for me. As I progress to 30, all my friends are getting married or having kids. And then our friendships are never the same. :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 4, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely true.
And even if you get married you’re then besieged by all the people asking you when you are going to have kids.
Sometimes I’m tempted to go into a lengthy diatribe of certain medical conditions we might have, and how they may, or may not keep us from having kids. It’d be so much easier than the actual truth that we don’t want any kids.
by Merope on Dec 6, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and today my boss and our VP of Marketing just got laid-off so I am now officially the one man band marketing team. In the 14 months that I have been with the company I have seen every one of my co-workers (6 total) from my first day get laid-off. Welcome to corporate America kid, you’re now the veteran of the staff.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Dec 3, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
2009 has been a crazy year. It started out with my company looking like it was threatened, but we gradually got back on firm footing and are growing again. Actually, I’m quite excited on that front, since our staff is starting to feel like its own community/tribe/family/whatever you want to call it. We’ve had a couple of really fun parties, and the big one is coming in a couple weeks.
At home, my wife and I are getting tired of living in the rural ‘burbs, and talk a lot about moving the 12 miles north to “the city” of Ukiah, where our work is (and its bustling 15K+ population). We put about 20,000 miles on our car per year, and we both like cycling and walking places, so I don’t think we’re long for Hopland (although selling the house could be a whole can o’worms).
Right now, I’ve got my roll of tissue next to the pooter as I try to fight off a cold (mostly sore throat) that has nailed me a few weeks after I had H1N1. My wife, who is always amazingly healthy, has been having a hard time of it lately as well. We drive the ~500 miles to San Diego for the holiday on Wednesday, so I’ve got a little pressure on me to feel better soon.
McCovey Chronicles has been a good friend to me. Too good a friend, a lot of the time. I’m on at work, I’m on at home, and I blame all of you for being so interesting. So, thank you, I guess is what I’m trying to say, and have a really nice holiday season!
-Kumar “hairball” Plocher
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 23, 2009 6:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I was born in Ukiah
Though my family moved when I was five so I don’t remember much about it.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 23, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We stayed in Ukiah once, all we remember about it is teen-aged prostitutes walking the streets and a weird convenience store that sold mostly autoparts, cigarettes and liquor. We must have been on the wrong side of town.
by Merope on Nov 23, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You sure you weren't in Lake County?
Seriously, there’s a few slightly-wrong spots of town in Ukiah, but it’s generally as hum-drum as you can be. That’s the one thing I don’t like: no nightlife whatsoever.
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by hairball on Nov 24, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was a long long time ago… I think whatever end of town has the Holiday Inn? I’m thinking Northish? Seriously though that was like 12 years ago ! It just made such an impression that we’ve never been back.
by Merope on Nov 24, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well North Ukiah does have the Holiday Inn, and the truck stop
I guess there was maybe a time when it was a bit scuzzy, but honestly, I think you didn’t get a very fair representation.
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by hairball on Nov 24, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You sure you weren't in Lake County?
As a former Lake County resident I would agree with hairball…sure sounds like that’s where you were…I remember the hour long drives to Ukiah to at least see some signs of civilization…such as the aforementioned Holiday Inn.
by jbpeterson on Nov 24, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The H1N1 sucks. I had it about a month ago and it knocked me out for a couple weeks. Hope you’re recovering from the cold.
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by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The flu doth indeed suck. My condolences to all of you who catch that shit.
On my last gig – a week ago – I worked for about four hours in the same small room as a guy with a really bad and worsening cough. I mean we’re talking every other breath hacking lunger…you could tell it was really bothering him, and I made the suggestion that he take off and get some rest. He finally did – and was and was given the choice of staying and keeping his job or leaving and losing it…some people are just inconsiderate shitheads, but I digress…
Two days later I began to have sniffles, and feared the worst. I eat for shit and keep terrible hours, averaging maybe four hours of sleep a night, but I must be immortal because it left before it could settle in.
All I can attribute to beating these things is a pretty much lifetime of dabbling in cardiovascular exercise…I know it’s hard to fit it into the busy schedule you all probably have, but if it’s at all possible I highly recommend it.
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by victor frankenstein on Nov 26, 2009 1:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The guys should have coughed on the boss and give him the flu.
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by SFGuy on Nov 26, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
take out the s in guys
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 26, 2009 2:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
Dear McCoven,
It’s been one of the most dynamic years of Baron Von CurrentEvent’s life. It started out devastating, with the tragic and sudden death of my grandmother. Our relationship was very complex: I loved her like a good granddaughter, but I still carry a lot of guilt about being a poor caretaker of her especially when her health started to decline last summer. I still can’t help but think there was more I could have done for her.
I was evicted from our house and had to deal with my aunt being an extreme bitch over my grandmother’s assets, as there was no will and my aunt is just a huge cunt to begin with. I got the F out of there and focused on myself for a change. For the first time in almost ten years, my life was truly my own.
I spent nearly six months living with family friends, which was both good and bad. I got along well with the parents, but the son and I found our once strong friendship in the toilet by the time I moved out. His passive aggressive behavior towards me turned me off, and I was glad to get out of there because of it.
The year began to pick up. I received an offer to write freelance for Major League Baseball Advanced Media as the California League notebook writer for minorleaguebaseball.com in February, and I took it. It became my first paid journalism job. I spent four days in Scottsdale with the Giants. When I got home in March, I got an IUD which puts my mind greatly at ease that I won’t be getting pregnant for the next five years.
The baseball season took over my life from April to September, as it does every year. I accepted more assignments from MiLB, like covering for the regular Pacific Coast League writer and picking up the New York-Penn League assignment at the end of the year. I kept going with SF Dugout, interviewing Hensley Meulens before he got big.
I was accepted to San Jose State University in April and was rejected from Stanford in June. I kind of knew the rejection was coming, and I knew I was in at SJSU for sure, so nothing surprising came from that. I moved to San Jose the last weekend of August and began school two days after. I live on campus in an apartment with four other women, and despite having one bathroom, we have made it through the semester still as friends. I joined two music ensembles the first day of school, out of necessity on both sides. Marching band needed an alto sax, symphonic band needed a bassoon, and I needed elective credits.
My first semester at SJSU has been a hell of a ride. I’m first chair bassoon and thriving in marching band despite a near ten year layoff. I made a ton of friends in marching band and I found my niche in my political science classes. I have a chance to pull straight A’s this semester. My only concern is my hammer of a communications teacher who never gives anyone an A on anything. I even joined archery club, and found spiritual and physical balance in the art form/sport.
It hasn’t been easy. I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in late September and I’ve had to deal with that. My first semester of school, music pressures, academic pressures, and being away from home has been a lot to handle. I’m getting by with a combination of meds, therapy, and relying on my friends. I hate relying on people, but I’ve come to realize it’s sometimes necessary. Leaning on someone you love isn’t a bad thing.
Even so, I love San Jose. I love living on campus and being so close to downtown. The weather here is lovely. I feel like this is the right place for me, and has been all along.
Not everything has worked out well for me. I was seeing two fellows this year and both relationships ended poorly. I broke up with one after an on-off thing for nearly four years. We just couldn’t get it together. We broke up on the night Jonathan Sanchez threw the no-hitter. What does that tell you? The other guy didn’t last very long before a dumb fight blew up into another failed relationship. I don’t know where I went wrong; I invited him over to my apartment for Mexican food, beer, and Michael Jordan games on ESPN Classic. I took him to a pizza place near campus for pizza and college football. All I can conclude is, if a guy throws away a girl who likes sports and beer and food, he’s the asshole in the equation, not me.
Here’s to 2010 being a better year for me, with more academic success, more sportswriting opportunities, continued music improvement, and men who aren’t assholes. BVCE wishes the same to all of you.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 23, 2009 7:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Leave it to BVCE to have a Christmas Card with the words bitch and cunt in it.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 23, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget asshole
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 23, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I never forget asshole.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You must be talking about Stanfurd
one more thing to add to the list of reasons to hate them. You must have forgotten to fill in the blanks where it asks you to list all your family members that went there. Anyway you’re clearly better off for their mistake.
One of my cousins struggled with bipolar for many years and ended up with a nice life. It’s awesome you’ve marched through everything else along with dealing with the diagnosis.
As for the a-holes, I’m reminded of the story where the little boy is shoveling through a ginormous pile of manure. When asked why he says: there must be a pony somewhere under all this shite! Between your baseball wanderings and all the stuff you’re doing at school, there’ll be a stallion (or several) somewhere under all the shite.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know Stanford wasn’t right for me. I’m enjoying a varied education that’s allowing me to have fun and be social. If I went to Stanford, I know it would just be me crammed into a little box where all I would do is worry about my grades. I get to do music, archery club, and hang out with my friends while still doing well academically at SJSU. I call that win-win.
I found a discarded My Little Pony near the fountain on campus yesterday…does that count? :p
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 24, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
…and IUD
…and a lot of open, heartfelt sharing. I hope you enjoy your time in SJ. We’re moving out for the 1st time since we arrived to attend SJSU the early/mid-80s.
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by bgunn on Nov 24, 2009 7:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IUD > IED
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 24, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also one is much safer to insert.
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by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed
I asked the doctor if she minded if I dropped a few F bombs before we got started. It lasted maybe two minutes, and I did swear a lot. It wasn’t so bad once everything was done.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 24, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It lasted maybe two minutes, and I did swear a lot. It wasn’t so bad once everything was done.
TWSS!
/couldn’t help it
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 24, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Campanari hopes it won’t seem like (selective) xenophobia to say that he will worry about BVCE’s risking the vagaries of life in Venezuela if her bipolar disorder means that she needs meds and people she can trust, professionally for therapy and personally as genuine friends on hand.
by campanari on Nov 23, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it won’t be a problem either, but my study abroad isn’t happening for at least another year and a half. Venezuela, Mexico, and Cuba are places I want to go. Let’s hope I can figure this out before I go.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 23, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Americans can go into Cuba? I didn’t know that.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 24, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Crossing my fingers that Obama gets it done and ends that mess so I can go. Although I recall a study program at my former school that sent students to Cuba for a few weeks. I didn’t look into it then so I can’t comment further, aside from the hope that there are programs here for that as well.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 24, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My mom went to grad school in the US, and they were supposed to go to Cuba, but they switched to Mexico because she couldn’t get in with her passport.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 24, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Americans can legally go to Cuba for some purposes. Otherwise, they can just go to Mexico and then go to Cuba from there. Happens all the time.
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by jcb9 on Nov 24, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Having a Cuban stamp on your passport doesn’t cause any problems?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 24, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t been there, so I don’t know how it works, but i know of people who’ve gone.
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by jcb9 on Nov 24, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you can request no stamp
that’s the easy part.
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by hairball on Nov 24, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Even if you have all the proper paper, they stamp a certain page and only a partial stamp appears. That’s how they did all of our passports, we were a group of 50.
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by timmeh on Nov 25, 2009 4:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got my travel visa through the state dept. for a education program.
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by timmeh on Nov 25, 2009 4:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I was there with Mrs. Hairball in 2000
And in theory, we were there legally, since we were attending a renewable energy conference (CUBASOLAR) and she was in that industry.
Cuba’s an amazing place to visit, by the way. La Habana FTW!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 24, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely, I went as a grad student of public admin. Had some interesting conversation with adminstrators about the challenges after the fall of the Soviet Union and funding stopped, how China stepped in with money and essential saved their way of life. Infrastructure discussions, things that would probably bore most people to tears.
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by timmeh on Nov 25, 2009 4:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Come to Venezuela…you have baseball including visits by certain SF Giants and even maybe a rare glimpse of Omar Vizquel…I however have not been so lucky, you have crazy politics, delicious food, ummm well there was just a mugging outside my work that I just missed being a part of by 30 minutes…but other than that it’s awesome!
by jbpeterson on Nov 24, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
might I recommend
Argentina or Chile? Very interesting and a lot of fun, although we had a lot of difficulty with understanding Chilean. Cuba would be fabulous so I’ll alert my lobbyists to contact the administration for you.
I’m going to butt into campanari’s butting in with concern for the medicine thing. And I know many a young gal has gone to Mexico or Venezuela, but both are dangerous. Someone I went to grad school with was taken for a ride/soft kidnapped by a taxi driver in Venezuela (ten years ago or more, but still) and we’ve all seen the stories about Mexico in the past couple of years.
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by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Argentina or Chile would be fantastic, but I’m specifically looking for a state that has baseball. If I’m going to turn my back on my Japanese language study, it’d better be for a nation that would enhance my current career.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 24, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And Japan's too expensive I guess?
And I suppose PR is technically not foreign so you can’t be an exchange student…
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by natteringnabob on Nov 25, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I could go to Japan and I really want to go there, but at this point in my career, which language is going to help me more?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 25, 2009 11:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got nothing for you on that
but I will say that I worked in Japan one summer after having taken night classes for a year and it was a great, great experience. I was mostly functional by the end of the summer. One good thing: no one will talk to you in English, so you’re stuck and forced to speak Japanese.
I don’t know where your spanish is at, but I will say that’s an awful lot easier to pick up and maintain here in Alta California than is Japanese. It’s pretty irrelevant to my job and has been for years, and I made no effort to keep up so I can’t read hiragana or katakana very well. I always was horrible at reading and writing kanji.
If you got good at Japanese, that would be an interesting niche to the extent you could approach players when their translators weren’t around.
But good Spanish is a lot more useful, including in sushi restaurants here… and I can understand why it makes more sense.
Be careful of homonyms! kasa/casa is the first one I can think of. On the other hand, pan=pan=bread, cha=cha=tea. Portuguese imperialists FTW!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
true that about the Chilean spanish, it’s ridiculously hard to understand. When did you go? I’m in Santiago right now.
by Tycho on Nov 26, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
around the way
Started in Valpo, then Puerto Montt, then Torres del Paine, El Calafate and Perito Moreno, and then Punta Arenas. Santiago only for plane changes really.
And man were we glad to see vegetables again when we got home!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
As a former resident advisor...
… four girls + one bathroom = mad drama.
by Ed Jew on Nov 24, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like one of my favorite websites.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 7:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Diagnosed bipolar
Boy that’s a rough ride. Good luck, and try to keep your head up.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
by achiappanza on Nov 26, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Happy Holidays, everyone.
-Lars
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 23, 2009 7:36 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m imaging a Viking in a bad Christmas sweater now.
by xanthan on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a COSBY SWEATER!!
I would have done a whole year-in-review thing, but it would have been a bummer. Best to keep it short and sweet. =)
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 23, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
by esseffgeez on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
High Fidelity reference FTW!
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome movie. Gets better every time I re-watch it.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
these holiday greetings
are not funny. You failed. And no obscenity, so I’m disappointed. I’ll give it a 60.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McC,
I drank more coffee than ever this year and I think I’m going bald. You guys are cool.
Happy Festivus,
-xanthan
by xanthan on Nov 23, 2009 7:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’ve got a lot of problems with you people!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Nov 24, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
PREMATURE RECEDING HAIRLINE PRIDE!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 24, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SHAVING HEAD TO HIDE ONCOMING BALDNESS PRIDE!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 24, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I originally started shaving my head because I was sick of how greasy my hair gets
But it’s worked out well!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 24, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I considered it. More than I ever have.
But there are definitely more attractive options…

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 24, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/runs hand through his long, luscious hair
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 24, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/runs pale hand through perfect, golden hair.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 25, 2009 8:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/signs into 4chan.org.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 25, 2009 8:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McC,
This year seems to have swept by for Scout6 and his wife. Scout is coming to the end of his 2nd full year of employment with the Boy Scouts of America (get it, scout6?). Times at the office are hard because fundraising across the board is down because of the wretched economy, not to mention Scout6’s area is populated by mainly construction and contracting workers. If they are having a bad year, they do not give to charities, and if you have not been paying attention, times are pretty rough for contracting and construction work.
But Scout6 has been doing his best not to let that keep him down. His wife is working hard, almost 40 hours a week, plus full time student, and trying out for the softball team. So Scout6 tries to keep things free and easy so the stress does not build up too much.
A few weeks ago Scout6’s car was stolen from his driveway, which caused a bit of a shakeup in the house. Scout6 and his wife have been discussing moving, they like the town they live in, but maybe to another community as all of their neighbors are new and there is a bit of suspicion that one of the new neighbors may have been involved. Scout6 and his wife have not made a decision yet but are still thinking about it.
Work has been keeping them both busy, but when they can they find time to relax and just enjoy eachother’s company. Something that they both enjoy doing greatly. They also try to find as much time to spend with their family and friends that also live nearby.
Hoping a Merry Christmas, or whatever you celebrate, to you all. The community here at McC has proven a great place to come and vent, as well as have great discussion with folks of like mind of Scout6. It’s a great place to connect with other Giants fans no matter where they are. Scout6 hopes in the coming year he can make it out to a McC night or some activity to actually meet some of the other great folk on this site.
Long life to you, and to us all.
-Scout6
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You don’t always refer to yourself in third person, right?
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 26, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not out loud, that would just sound nuts (Rickey Henderson), but in my internal monologue…
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 26, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Plus my wife usually writes the cards, so it would read like that more often then not.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 26, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Adendum
I was just informed today that my position is being eliminated for next year and my last day at work will be December 31.
Happy New Year.
Fuck.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 30, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, sorry to hear that.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Nov 30, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hope things turn around for you soon.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Dec 1, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To the rest of the McC Rocking Teenage Combo
Same house, same job, Giants didn’t win jackshit again.
The End.
Warmest regards,
SJT
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dear McC:
VRRROOOOMMMMTWSS1090197510975RIBEYESDINGERZZSAMMICHPIETWSSBORKBORKBORK+1
Eugenio Velez is not a major league starter,
quincy0191
by quincy0191 on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
January saw the tk family — herself, the jdd, and Charleyface the Longdog — spending the first winter in their new house. JD’s job continued apace until suddenly an evil red eye tried to swallow his company whole, but that’s still being fought out on the battlegrounds of Europe. News to follow when we have it.
TK dealt with minor and irritating health problems, finally having surgery to try to correct it in October. For those keeping track this is her fourth abdominal surgery in two years. The hospital food isn’t getting any better, but at least baseball playoffs were on. She had emergency hospital admittances twice in a week for intestinal blockages, and in one case, puked on a doctor’s expensive, shiny shoes.
Despite the health ish, tk and jd traveled to Tahoe and skied for a week in February, where tk had to get rescued off a double-diamond slope by the Ski Patrol. First time for that in 25 years of skiing. In May, tk traveled to Toronto to have hot lesbian sex with two Internet girlfriends — wait, she means tiramisu …. really she does. In August tk and jd went to New Orleans, and in September the whole family went to meet up with tk’s mom in Eugene, Oregon.
TK and JD celebrated their second wedding anniversary in June and the one-year adoption anniversary of Charley in April. During two weeks in July they renovated their kitchen with the help of a friend. This year tk got to grow her first real garden, yielding, among other things, a 17-inch-long zucchini.
In late November tk got a job at the San Francisco Examiner as the web editor (in fact, today, Nov. 23, was her first day), for which she is truly grateful and gleeful. And jd moved laterally within his company to a programmer position, where he has to do just as many conference calls, but less driving around. He is expecting to go to southern Europe in January for a conference. Charley continues adorable and sweet, only having accidents in the house sometimes. The family is looking to adopt another dachshund next year for company for Charley as tk will be out of the house more often.
Well, this has turned into quite the novel, and I’m sure there’s something I’m leaving out. Oh yes. Our stoner pitcher won a big award. And All Were Very Happy.
Hoping you and yours are all content and free from suffering,
tk and family
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Nov 23, 2009 8:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
…
My god! No wonder my wife likes “tiramisu” so much.
Also, if tiramisu is hot lesbian sex then 17 inch zucchini…
Congratulations on the job and the house. Keep sticking it out on the health issues. We’ll be there with lots of puns when you need them.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In May, tk traveled to Toronto to have hot lesbian sex with two Internet girlfriends — wait, she means tiramisu …. really she does.
You were just making sure we were all reading your card, weren’t you?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The first thing I do when I open any thread is ctrl+f > “hot lesbian sex”
The second thing I do when I open any thread is ctrl+f > “tiramisu”
So she got me hooked.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Amateur,
For me is ctrl+f > ctrl+v.
Why waste the time typing it over and over?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TK
Congrats on the job! It’s gotta be better than Chyron. All best wishes for intestinal fluidity. Perhaps you should make an appointment with Dr. Cornball?
Officially disinterested in any outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
by Lyle on Nov 24, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good things/good people.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 24, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is better than Chyron because I can take breaks without climbing over 10 stressed people in a tiny truck. :) But I still wish I’d managed to hack it in tech TV.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Nov 24, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I could be coerced into a consult, but I think tk might appreciate the services of an actual docter (I’m still a year and a half away from the MD).
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know you’re still a work-in-progress, but I figure it’s never to early to start drumming up business. How are you doing in Bedside Manner class?
Officially disinterested in any high school outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
by Lyle on Nov 26, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bedside manner class is going well. That one is hard to judge, but people seem to like me well enough, I think.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 26, 2009 8:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Merry McYule
2009 turned out to be a rather boring year in the Merope household. Sometimes… that’s a good thing. No major medical, dental, or psychological problems for anyone in the immediate or extended family… YAY!!
On the employment front Mr. Merope “accepted” full time employment with the company he had been doing contract work for; while Merope ended several years of teaching in a state funded program and “accepted” a position filling out paperwork (and sometimes teaching) for a federally funded program. (In other words, take this new offer or be out of a job… in this economy…who’s arguing?)
Merope went back to school part time, taking classes to get certified to be a Speech Language Pathology Assistant. Mr. Merope continues to contemplate getting his masters degree in some computer geeky field of endeavor.
In their spare time Mr. Merope played on a softball team and Merope played a little indoor soccer. Attending sporting events took up a good bit of time as did hiking and bike riding.
To finish off 2009 there’s the Thanksgiving Run to Feed the Hungry and in December the annual winter trip to Yosemite.
Wishing everyone at the McCoven a wonderful Holiday Season and a calm, healthy and productive New Year.
The Meropes
by Merope on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Same stuff. Same job. Wife got a new job, so we no longer work together. Spent most my salary on car repairs. Ready for spring training. Ready to watch some Giants games. Ready for GDTs.
Mr. & Mrs. GAA
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Nov 23, 2009 9:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I guess I’ll do a real one.
2009 was an interesting year for the GAA’s. The wife and I celebrated our 2nd anniversary. My father in-law was in USC – Los Angeles County Medical center for the better part of two months. He had a tumor (or cyst? I dunno) in his neck-on his spine. He went through a 10 hour surgery (looks at Cornball, Exterior Cervical ____ sumthin) to remove the cyst. then waited for over a month in the hospital for the next surgery (remember, this was County). He finally had his Anterior Cervical ____ (sumthin’) surgery and is back home now. He still can’t really walk, but is re-learning to do all the stuff you learn as a child.
The wife got a new job, finally(!), in the field that she is going to school for (psychology). She is much a much happier person now, which obviously makes me a much more happy person. We still live in Anaheim, but have been somewhat actively looking for a new place (for less), possibly Corona or Riverside.
Anyways, McCoven, happy holidays
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Nov 28, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got nothing. Glad to hear he’s doing better, though.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 28, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to work with my wife. It’s better not to.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 29, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My parents teach in the same department of the same university. I don’t know how they are about it now, but back when I was in high school, they never talked about anything but work and it drove my sister and I crazy.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 29, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The wife and I met at work. It was fine for a while, but It is better now that when we both come home we have different things to talk about. So far so good.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Nov 29, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No christmas until Dec 1st at least. Bah.
Nice thread though; I enjoyed reading the early returns and hope it will grow.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 24, 2009 7:28 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven
Overall a good year. Gained a step-dad, two new step-brothers (hey brother), a new house with a pool, two new beagles, some new friends, and even some salary (despite being on MCC way too often). Had a good vacation in Cali (disguised as a family trip) and a Vegas trip (disguised as a wedding).
Family is a year older & still doing good healthwise. The only loss the ResDog family suffered was one of our new beagles which we replaced a few weeks ago.
ResDog, Mrs ResDog, and ResDog Junior would like to wish you all the best during the holiday season. This group really is unique, and I’m glad to have your thoughts & insights on the Giants (and every other subject we cover here).
ResDog family
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 24, 2009 8:29 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dear potty mouths,
Most of the year was pretty uneventful for the Gore family. I continue my CPA work, which is pretty steady except for the coming prospect of taking on a lot of bankruptcy work, which will require a large amount of training. My wife continues her job as a first grade teacher, and I continue to try to figure out how she doesn’t rip those kids’ heads off. It takes an amazing person to do that job. Our two dogs, a basset and a beagle/aussie shepherd mix, continue to enjoy life with a zeal I wish I had. Of course, if I could run around and destroy their backyard, I might enjoy life as much as they do.
Big news came around April when my wife became pregnant with our first child. The coming months brought lots of reading, doctor visits, painting of nursery and nursery-related products, and general anxiety about how to figure out this whole parenting thing. With all the anxiety, though, comes the pure, unexplainable joy of seeing/feeling the baby kicking each night. It is due January 6, so we are coming to the final stretch here.
We were able to go on a Mexican cruise for our vacation this year, which was fun. I was pretty disappointed we weren’t able to make it to Mays Field for a game this year, but we were able to watch one of Timmy’s worst starts of the year in LA, so there was that at least. And say what you will about the moronic fans, the ridiculous limited access to parts of the stadium, and just the general crappiness of being in LA, when the wife was dizzy and almost passed out, the stadium medical staff there was immediately there to take care of us and gave us all we needed, including an air conditioned room. Anyway, I digress…
And just a friendly word of encouragement for those of you with a tough year: remember, this year we experienced a Giants Cy Young ceremony, a 2nd Cy Young award, an unlikely no-hitter, the breakout of the best home-grown positional player since Matt Williams, and of course, Zito finally showing some promise.
God bless you all and I hope you have a great Christmas season.
- UTG family -
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 24, 2009 9:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hope she has an easy labor and your kid is going to be awesome. Ask the Mayor for parenting tips, specifically around verbiage for going Number 2.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Nov 24, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Daddy, I have to go Pierzynski!
Again?!?!!? I told you to do that before we left!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Make sure to wipe your Benitez
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by Giant among Angels on Nov 25, 2009 5:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I remember reading that and I definitely plan on trying it out. that kid’s kindergarten teacher is just gonna love me
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Dec 3, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Jesus
Happy birthday!
Also, sorry about killing you and stuff.
Cookyman
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 24, 2009 9:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ha! You are awesome.
Reminds me of one of the few new Family Guy episodes that made me laugh. Mort has gone back in time to see his grandfather’s wedding and the rabbi says “…and so we killed him, BUT THAT DOESN’T LEAVE THIS ROOM!”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this thread stays up long enough for me to have time to produce something of substance.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
same here
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 24, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and by that i mean
I hope it stays up long enough for you to produce something, as I’m sure it will be entertaining, and long enough for me to produce something, which will be surprisingly painful to read
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 24, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One of the unspoken reasons for my putting this thread up now
There haven’t been a lot of recommended threads lately, so it has a decent shot of staying up a while.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 24, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure what kind of substance you would produce or if I want to be there when you produce it.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 24, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Probably got something to do with those hot wings.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Nov 24, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Years?
;-)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Nov 26, 2009 11:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Greetings esteemed McCoven
This year has been a challenging on in the jcb9 compound. Our daughter (and second child) was born on December 23 of last year. My wife returned from maternity leave in March, and nothing was good at work after that. After several months of frustrations and doubts and dealing-with-dipshit-boss, she left her job in….err, was it August? I think it was.
This was a great thing in terms of stress and self-respect and all that, but not as good a thing in terms of money, as it left us with two kids and one part-time job between the two of us. In the current economy, this was especially a problem, as neither of us were able to find full-time work. I continued on with my current part-time gig, and my wife continued on with a project she’s been working on all year – building her own business as a children’s photographer (www.caseyyuphotography.com).
As a result of all this, we’re about to leave Oakland, the East Bay, the Bay Area, and California, all of which are places I love dearly. After looking into a lot of different things that didn’t pan out, my mother suggested a grad program at Florida State University that she thought my wife might be interested in. She applied, and has now been admitted for the spring semester. We were already planning to fly to Tallahassee to visit my parents for Christmas – now, we’re just not using our return tickets. I have my last day of work on December 15th. On the 18th, the movers come. On the 21st, we head out to SFO and I have no idea when we’ll be back, even for a visit.
As for me, I’m also applying to grad school. I had already planned to go back to school for an ever-sexy PhD in English even before this all happened. Now, I’m applying to FSU. I’m also applying to Berkeley and Stanford, which are much better programs and ones I’d much rather attend, but there’s almost no chance I’ll actually be able to go there even if I’m accepted. So why am I applying? I don’t know. I didn’t want to, because it’ll be really depressing if I get in and then of course can’t go, but I was talked into it by people who thought I should. They never really explained why it was a good idea, but there you have it. Aside from that, I’m about to leave the company I’ve been working for in one form or another for over four years. I’m pretty much over my job, so that’s fine, but it’s still a little weird to contemplate. I’ve been with this job longer than any other I’ve had. I’m planning on applying for a job teaching at Tallahassee’s community college as an adjunct. It’s a direction I’ve been thinking about heading in for a while, so we’ll see if it pans out.
I can’t in all honestly say it’s been a good year. My daughter’s first year has, of course, been incredible, and my son’s incredible too, although he’s three and it’s a difficult age to say the least. So there’s that, at least: being with my kids and my wife, who I love more than I can possibly say without delving into the most grotesque of clichés. That stuff is great. A lot of the other stuff that’s happened this year, not so much.
vr,
Xeifrank jcb9
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 24, 2009 11:32 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Here’s wishing you prosperity and health in your future endeavors. It’s a shame you have to leave a lot of which you love in order to preserve that which you love most.
We will still be here for you though. Hope you can visit often.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
being with my kids and my wife
The only thing that matters. Good luck on the move.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 24, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope all the good stuff gets better and the crappy stuff turns into unicorns and rainbows or something. Good luck in your new endeavors.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 24, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m normally down on all things Florida, but at least .38 Special were from the northern part of the state, and they were awesome. So you’ve got that going for you, at least. Which is nice. Best of luck with the move, even if it’s bittersweet.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 25, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
Sadly, there has been very little lesbian sex and tiramisu in my year, but it’s pretty fantastic nonetheless.
At the tender age of 22, with nary of a dog nor a child to take care of, I’m finishing up college with a semester abroad in Santiago, Chile, after 4 years at UC Santa Cruz, with a pretty good GPA and a liver that could use a break. As a result, I was forced to experience the most exciting Giants season in recent memory miles from any TV able to show a game, but I fell all the more in love with McC for providing the Giants community that I dearly missed back home.
This has been a great year for me: I finished a year-long term as editor of a newspaper, got the chance to travel extensively, meet new people, learn Spanish, and discover my love of writing.
As I write this I am procrastinating writing the final paper of my college career, and will be departing in early January with nothing but a backpack on my shoulders to travel from Chile to California by land, a trip that I can only imagine will take the better part of a year, at which point I’ll be trying to find a part time job to pay off the massive student loans I’m carrying and probably, at some point, applying to law school.
I’ll be relying on McC for companionship and entertainment during that time, updating my blog Tall, But Jewish, and perhaps writing a book about the trip.
Peace and love and all that hippie crap I probably learned at Santa Cruz,
- Danny “I don’t know why I still use the moniker ‘Tycho’” Zarchy
by Tycho on Nov 24, 2009 11:53 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
BANANA SLUGS UNITE!
/lies in hammock and does nothing
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 24, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No Natural Predator!
or purpose, or really anything…
by Tycho on Nov 24, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
do you remember when they tried to pick a new mascot to “toughen up” the sports teams, so they chose to go with the Seal instead?
by Tycho on Nov 24, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my bad, the Sea Lion
UCSC’s mascot is the banana slug. In 1981, when the university began participating in NCAA intercollegiate sports, the then-chancellor and some student athletes changed the mascot to the “sea lions,” which they considered more dignified and suitable for intercollegiate play. Most students disliked the new mascot and continued to root for the Banana Slugs. In 1986, students overwhelmingly voted to return to the Slugs as UCSC’s sole mascot, a vote the chancellor refused to honor, on the grounds it was the athletes who should choose the mascot. When a poll of athletes showed that they also wanted to be “slugs”, the chancellor relented. A statue of sea lions remains in front of Thimann Lecture Hall, and a popular prank pulled by students involves painting the seals yellow to represent the university’s current mascot.
by Tycho on Nov 24, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I read about it
I wasn’t even alive when they made the first change.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 24, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw a banana slug yesterday. Those things are awesome.
by goGSW24 on Nov 24, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you lick them, they taste like watermelon.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 24, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, they exude a slime toxic to some sub-species of garter snake.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SLUGS!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Nov 25, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“Sadly, there has been very little lesbian sex and tiramisu in my year”
/stops reading
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 24, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I never cared for tiramisu but I never knew about “tiramisu.” I didn’t know I was missing so much more. Typical.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Nov 25, 2009 4:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, there has been very little lesbian sex and tiramisu in my year,
You still have a month. Get on it!
/TWSS
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Misread “month” as “mouth”. Oddly, that didn’t damage the meaning in any way.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And your misread connects nicely to your sig.
We have come full circle.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and speaking of lesbian sex, tiramisu, and circles… Christmas present, anyone?
by Tycho on Nov 24, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LESBIAN SEX IN A CAGED CIRCLE FILLED WITH TIRAMISU!!
PLACE YOUR PPV ORDER TODAY!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 24, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How should I make the check out?
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
just make it out to the Chicago All Saints Hospital
or C.A.S.H., for short
by Tycho on Nov 24, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here I spent some time in Santiago as well Tycho…not a bad place to spend a semester although all those pisco sours can really do a trick to your liver…as can the terremotos from La Piojera. Happy travels back up to California…sounds like an incredible trip.
by jbpeterson on Nov 24, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pisco sours = delcious. They also equate to severe drunkenness and horrid hangovers.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oh man, La Piojera
terremotos are just dangerous
by Tycho on Nov 26, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
see Baron's post above
where I boldly suggested study in Chile…. I hope your blurb convinces her.
Good luck on the Pan-American!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Chile is awesome…desert, patagonia, good beer if you go looking for it, traveling is easy, not too dangerous…no baseball, but you get an idea of how big soccer is in Latin America and how crazy fans can be.
In Panda We Trust
by jbpeterson on Nov 26, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
true story
You don’t want to get in the way of Colo-Colo fans after a loss. It’s always fun to leave a stadium and see the windows smashed out of every car sitting outside.
by Tycho on Nov 26, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCovey Chronicles
Die in a fire
Merry Christmas,
The GrahamCrakalaka household.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You need to work on your holiday spirit.
Officially disinterested in any outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
by Lyle on Nov 24, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, I think he's in the spirit.
To him, we’re like chestnuts.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, your year sucked.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 24, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
It was pretty good
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
I thought you meant that you died in a fire.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 24, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually… I think he’s talking about a twenty-sider.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Losing one of those would make for a bad year.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 24, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 24, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven
It’s been an interesting year. I want to really get into why but I’m realizing that it might be more emotionally draining than I have the time and energy to get into right now. Let’s just say this – most of this year, and the entire second half of this year, I’ve been stuck in a dead-end relationship that I can’t get out of. Obviously that oversimplifies things quite a bit. I thought I wanted to tell the whole story but I’m realizing now that I don’t think I have it in me. At least not until it’s over. I’ll give you the very condensed version:
-August 2007: I meet my girlfriend and we start dating
-December 2007: Way before I’m ready we decide to move in together because she is graduating from Cal and can’t afford to live on her own. At the time I was not happy with the living situation I was in. The decision to do this was very hard because she used to live in LA, and always thought she would go back there after graduating. I urge her to stay in Berkeley to see what we can make of our relationship.
-Sometime in the spring of 2009: I realize that there is no future for me and my girlfriend. I start thinking about how and when the breakup is going to occur. At this point she is unemployed.
-May/June: I decide I need to talk to my girlfriend about possibly setting a timeline for how much longer we’re going to be together.
-June: Before I talk to her she comes to me and says that she wants to look for jobs in other places (LA and NY mostly) and move sometime in late summer/early fall. I agree.
-Over the summer: I become more and more fed up with my girlfriend. There are a lot of reasons for this. She’s a very high-maintenance person. She is depressed. She is hypersensitive. She is emotionally unstable. She leaves dirty dishes all over the apartment. Oh and she stopped paying me rent. That was a big one too. My friends are telling me that I have to break up with her. I hesitate because we live together and for fear that she’ll kill me in my sleep if I say anything.
-September: Three very close friends of mine all end up needing to move at the same time. They all move in with their parents to give themselves time to figure it out. Knowing that my girlfriend might be leaving at any time, we talk about the 4 of us living together. I bring this possibility up to my girlfriend. She is unwilling to discuss it in an adult manner and fails to recognize why this might be a good idea for me.
-End of September: I tell her that I want to move ahead with living with my friends, starting November 1. She flips out. Again, refuses to discuss things like an adult. I go ahead with the plan and around the 15th of October sign a lease starting November 1.
-Sometime in late October: After being berated and guilt tripped 100 times I agree to pay double rent for November to give my girlfriend more time to figure her situation out. She does nothing to figure her situation out.
-A few weeks ago: I offer to pay another 400 dollars so we can keep our apartment until Dec 15. She doesn’t agree to anything.
-Now: She is refusing to accept the reality of the situation and is trying to get me to break my lease and stay with her until [unknown time in the future] when she is ready to leave. Not sure if she would pay me any rent in the meantime. I have no idea what to do. I haven’t been able to see my friends or enjoy my life in any way for the last month and I’m going crazy. I just want this to be over but I’m too nice to just say “Too bad I’m moving, you can figure it out on your own.” I fear her reaction if I were to ever stand up to her. I can’t keep paying more rent. And I’m not willing to give up on my lease because I’m excited to live with my friends. My girlfriend won’t agree to any specific date to move because she’s “not ready.” She doesn’t have a job lined up and she can’t pay me rent. Our relationship is awful and I think she should go stay with her parents for a while. They live in Washington and she is not willing to leave behind the life she has made for herself in Berkeley. I feel bad for her because I wouldn’t want to do that either. But I can’t help feeling like it’s not my responsibility to house her for an indeterminate amount of time once we’ve decided to break up. She thinks I owe it to her because she stayed here for me. And no, she didn’t have any job offers in LA that she turned down or anything. I feel like I’m being manipulated and I can’t bring myself to stand up to her. I can’t concentrate on my work and I’m depressed all the time. My friends and family all think I’ve been way too nice and need to just put my foot down.
And you know, still working the same job, etc etc. Plus I just found out my brother and sister-in-law are expecting their second child, so that’s exciting!
Sincerely,
WJackalope
PS I guess I did tell the whole story. Fuck.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 24, 2009 3:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Oh and
season greeting, happy holidays, and all that cheery stuff.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 24, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
:(
Wow. I hope things turn around for you, and while I am no relationship therapist, this one sounds very unhealthy for the both of you and it seems it is going to come down to you having to say goodbye and moving with your friends.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Right off the top of my head, my first thought is “Make sure you get your name taken OFF the lease on that apartment that you and the GF are sharing.”
There’s no way to get her parents or family involved?
Like…. have them invite her home for the holidays and while she’s gone move everything out of the old apartment and put it in a moving van up to Washington?
I’m sure someone will offer some real advice soon, hang in there!
by Merope on Nov 24, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like…. have them invite her home for the holidays and while she’s gone move everything out of the old apartment and put it in a moving van up to Washington?
Underhanded and hilarious. Especially if it beats her to Washington somehow.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
she acts like having to move in with her parents for a while is like the worst thing in the world.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 24, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tell her to try living with her grandma.
ZING!
(Sorry, Grandma. I didn’t mean it.)
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
at least she wouldn't have to live in her mom's basement
like the rest of us. AMIRITE MSM??!?!
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 24, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s rough, dude. I hope you’re able to work things out for yourself and that things start looking up.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, as far as I can tell you understand exactly what’s going, exactly what needs to be done, and exactly what the obstacles are. I actually don’t think that it’s a matter of you needing to put your foot down. That’s just not something that you can do right now. Hell, you’ve tried to get yourself to. You’ve done minor versions of foot-down-ititude. It’s just hard.
But you can’t stay in the relationship, you can’t break the lease, and you can’t extend the lease. You said as much yourself without much room for interpretation.
So, I’d say, don’t worry about putting your foot down. Figure out what’s keeping you from being able to put your foot down. Then deal with that. Then, after that part, put your foot down.
Tough stuff. I realize that nothing I say can really help in any tangible way. It comes down to you and her. So just… good luck. I do hope it works out without you getting killed in your sleep.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT, HowTheyScored! It's "without YOUR getting killed in your sleep."
You have ruined Christmas and Festivus for everyone. Happy?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Nov 24, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/voice of small child
/cough
/cough
Why Mr., why?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 24, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No. I’m not happy. I thought it would make me happy, but I still feel hollow.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is the crust happy at least?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 24, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Beh ... whu ... that sounds bad
You always look so happy with shorty on your Facebook photos …
Anyway. Leaving dirrrrty dishes all over is something of which the tk is guilty and sometimes the mister threatens to divorce me over it but then i make some joke about the toilet seat and all is well. But it sounds like she’s either highly immature or has more issues than National Geographic and you’ll be well out of it. Do you love her? I guess that’s the question.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Nov 24, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like you know what you have to do. But might not be willing to put yourself in the position of being the not-so-nice guy? Or you don’t want to end this relationship on a sour note? I think she is the one that is going to force that end result though no matter when or how you act. This situation is not your fault but sounds like she’s leaving it up to you to finally end/resolve it. Might as well get it over with.
Just my two cents. Not trying to offend or anything.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 24, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah I don't want to end things on a sour note
this weekend things kind of developed. Way back when I first started talking about moving out I put an offer out there that she could come stay at the new place for a few weeks until she was ready to move on. That was before she started acting so crazy all the time. Also, I intended that few weeks to be like, the first two weeks of November. So yesterday she announced that she wanted to take me up on that offer. Of course, she meant that she wanted to live in that house with me until she figures her shit out, in other words, indefinitely. I said that I no longer think that’s a viable option (considering her behavior has now made my new roommates want to have nothing to do with her). She kept pressing me to find out why and I finally told her that I don’t want to be in the relationship anymore. She acted shocked. I mean, duh. So now she’s really mad at me.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 30, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So the answer is simple now:
Just don’t fall asleep.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 30, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Restraining order mad? Or just run of the mill, pms, jilted lover mad?
by Merope on Nov 30, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the latter. I hope it’s not the former.
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 30, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So I’m guessing that your GF doesn’t read McC?
Or she DOES and this is your evil genius way to communicating to her?
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 26, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
god I hope she doesn't read it
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 30, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
condensed?
just kidding, dude, hope everything works out for you, best of luck
by sfoakbay on Nov 26, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Season's greetings from Blankland!
Ok, I was determined not to piss and moan about the situation with the Frankensteins…then I wrote a pretty depressing tale of unemployment and lack of prospects…and then I deleted it.
Fuck that…we’re alive, warm and sheltered.
I worked some. Not enough. Drew on my pension, collected unemployment…some tax attorney is going to wish he’d seen me coming and locked the door.
Jr. grew six inches, added fifty pounds, lost five pounds of hair, tested my patience, rewarded my faith.
Hey, we made it to a home game! Then we did it again!
Really, the shining pinnacle of the year. I do nothing but smile reflecting on that weekend.
When I first went online I never envisioned anything like belonging to a collective online…and my feeble imagination could never have conjured up such a wonderfully diverse collection of cranial crazies and people capable of such depth and range of knowledge…with the universal connection being an affinity for a baseball team.
Great to be here…Happy Holidays, all. Blind faith in Tim. Blank th’ blankin’ Blanks.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 24, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad you stuck around after that whole stupid jinx thing. You’re a huge part of what makes this site so much fun to read. Keep on keepin’ on.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 25, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/moves Kitspool from “Towel” list to “VCR” list
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 26, 2009 1:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Read that as
/moves Kitspool from “Tower” list to “VCR” list
And it still made sense.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 26, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And I just saw it as "Trower"
It’s getting better.
He’ll appreciate the trowel when he gardens in the Spring.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 27, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When you say Trower, I think of Robin Trower. I been listening to too much classic rock.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 28, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My late adolescence – well into its third decade now – revolved around Bridge of Sighs.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 28, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you can always count on VIC to come up with the KILLER scrooged ref.
well played.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Nov 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seasons Greetings from Maracaibo, Venezuela
After four years of being too close to hell…a.k.a. Dodger Stadium…the Chávez Revine or whatever you want to call that place…well I was still 47 miles away…but that still was too close to LA and too far from SF. Regardless graduating from Pomona College was a really important event in my life and will always be home to four years of awesome memories, sleepless nights, and lots of beer the school paid for so I didn’t have to.
I moved onto my brother’s couch in Sunnyvale so that I wouldn’t have to go back to Lake County…the 18+ years it sucked from my life was enough. This meant lots of train trips to/from the park including the one where Renteria hit that breathtaking homerun to sweep the Rockies…for one brief moment I forgot about that insane contract and how bad he was the rest of the season and just watched the ball fly by for a homerun. I didn’t catch any homeruns or batting practice balls this year, a new year’s resolution for sure.
Then I moved to Maracaibo, Venezuela on a Fulbright Grant to submit myself to 90-100 degrees of heat and humidity for the next 10 months. Getting to go to the stadium that Luis Aparicio built sure has been fun and the local team also wears orange and black I guess it was destiny. Today I realized that I have 7.5 more months to hope I can continue to narrowly escape the armed robberies that happen outside my work all the time and maybe catch a glimpse of Kung Fu Panda, Bowker, Pill, and Jesus Guzman. This does mean no trips to AT&T Park until July but hopefully my patience will be rewarded by some awesome trade or free agent signing or maybe a breakout season from someone unexpected.
My New Years Resolutions: Don’t get shot, catch some balls, watch Pablo Sandoval play in hopefully the only other jersey he will wear in his career, enjoy Venezuela, spend more time posting on MCC and be back safe and sound in time for a Giants playoff run or at least some garlic fries in July.
Feliz Navidad y próspero año,
jbpeterson
by jbpeterson on Nov 24, 2009 8:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Lake County
is where my Charleyfacers came from before they moved him down to the SFSPCA. I keep wondering what life would be like for a clingy, little, unneutered dachshund in Lake County.
Enjoy your stay and congrats on that Fulbright. I think Paul Simon sang about you.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Nov 24, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
jbp, how did you end up on Venezuela? Petroleum engineer?
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 26, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I ended up in Venezuela through the Fulbright Program which means the govt. is paying me to be here for a year teaching English and doing other projects I pursue…for example the place where I am working has a little league baseball team that I could help out or something along those lines. So I am here for 10 months (until mid July…according to the tentative schedule that means I get back just in time for a four game series with the Mets which I will definitely be going to) in basically a cultural exchange program. I studied political science so I chose Venezuela to get a very unique experience from a poli sci perspective.
In Panda We Trust
by jbpeterson on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m planning on traveling through Venezuela at some point in the next few months. Any advice? suggestions on fun places to go/ways to not get killed?
Or, want to meet up and go to a ball game?
by Tycho on Nov 27, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What a great experience. I was in Caracas in 1994 when there was some political unrest. Sounds like you have some great immersion in the culture and country. Enjoy and come home safe to root against the Mets!
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 27, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven
It’s been an odd year in the oldjacket household.
My grandfather passed away in the spring, after a long bout of stomach cancer and an even longer bout of making my mother extremely miserable.When someone moves on and your relationship wasn’t great, it somehow makes it all the more sad.
The wife then went and did something that would have made my grandfather proud, at least, by getting accepted to Berekeley (which is where he met my grandmother). Because that had been something of a lifelong dream of hers we moved to Albany over the summer, despite the fact that I’m still enrolled in Master’s program in Sacramento.
I found the job market in the east bay to be less than spectacular, so I stayed on at my job in Folsom, commuting on days when I have school, telecommuting on days when I do not and generally being pretty fucking tired all the time.
I’m looking forward to my final semester of grad school in the spring, and writing my thesis after that. The wife is getting used to the snobbery, protests and pressure that make up Berkeley. The cat continues to be somewhat dour and unpleasant to be around.
Seasons greetings,
oldjacket
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 24, 2009 10:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
sorry for your commute
but Go Bears anyway! Preferably by not raising her tuition.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rough commute
But the East Bay > Sacramento. And all the best for your thesis writing. I hope it goes well
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Nov 26, 2009 11:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I live in Albany! Or lived, before I came down to UC Santa Cruz and then South America. Whereabouts in Albany? I lived at Talbot and Solano.
by Tycho on Nov 27, 2009 7:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The first place I ever lived, when I was a baby in 1980, was on Talbot Avenue. We lived next door to a crazy old man who was a major hoarder. His house attracted rodents, and my mother decided we had to move when she saw a mouse perched on the side of my crib.
His was condemned shortly after we moved.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 27, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I live on Buchanon and Solano. I really like the location, and the fact that it’s walking distance from Jodie’s and China Express.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 28, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jodie's and China Express
could there be any two restaurants that are more polar opposite?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 30, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
China Village. I dunno what I was thinking with China Express.
I love both of them with my entire fried-pork loving heart.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 30, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
A very eventful year in the life, certainly. Started out in The City but I since have moved to Ann Arbor to start my freshman year at the University of Michigan. It’s been everything I could have dreamed of and more. Only 11 months ago, my acceptance letter came in the mail and from then on it’s been good times. Classes are going well and I’m planning on studying Sport Management, with the eventual goal of taking over for Sabes and doing the exact opposite of everything he’s done to this team, hopefully un-running it into the ground. I’ve joined a fraternity with several like-minded individuals (ie other guys who think the fraternity, at least the mainstream one, is a really dumb idea) and I’m enjoying the brotherhood I’ve found there.
I had my first meaningful relationship this past summer. I went from a kid who was Peter Pan-ing the hell out of life, with no intentions of ever settling down, having kids, and starting a family, to one who really isn’t so sure anymore. A very eye-opening experience, however we had to split as she’s now in NYC. I’m happy to say we’re still good friends.
Some really interesting travel, as well. I went to New Zealand, which may be the most beautiful country in the world (and I’ve been to a bunch), spending my time on the South Island, doing some awesome hiking through the mountainous regions as well as along the famed Milford Track. As a present for graduating from high school, my mother took me heli-snowboarding in Revelstoke, about 200 miles west of Calgary. It was an incredible time, probably the best experience I’ve ever had strapped to a board. Open slopes and powder for miles… a dream come true.
Also, a development from last year… the Giants continue to be unwatchably depressing and I continue to love them and to subject myself to them anyway.
And last but not least, I’m almost at my one-year anniversary. McC came into my life on a warm, boring, baseball-less day last December, and I will never forget it. Thank you all, for bringing me laughter, bringing me to tears, bringing me to the edge of my seat, bringing me all the rosterbation and CANE 4 FILDER I can handle, bringing me viewpoints and analyses much better-informed than my own, and most of all, bringing me into a community with which I can share the good times and the bad, both in baseball and in life.
A happy non-denominational holiday season to you all, and Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, and have a killer Festivus for the rest of us!
beat_la_25
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Brandon Graham for President.
Pickles can definitely be the VP.
by beat_la_25 on Nov 24, 2009 10:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
you left NZ
to go to Michigan? You should’ve defected when you had the chance! We’ve spent a lot of hours at the points-calculator thingy to immigrate there. Blargh!
Also, I think it’s “have a Kwazy Kwanzaa”, at least to Krusty. Alliteration for the holidays!
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 24, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
haha well it does seem like a shit deal when you say it like that… really though, loving it up north. but check back when it starts to get a little more wintry… my views might change slightly.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
by beat_la_25 on Nov 24, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes they will. Michigan winters are brutal, believe me.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
NZ
not as cold as you’d think being that close to the south pole.
Michigan (and the rest of our fine flyover)= horribly much colder than you’d think given its distance from the north pole
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Krusty’s Kwazy Kwanzaa wasn’t a very well thought out event.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 24, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
That’s not good.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 25, 2009 12:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What, did some "long, luscious hair" fall out?
Come here, o illustrious one, and I’ll help you with that!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 25, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you sent Sabes a Christmas card thanking in for inspiring you so much.
In Panda We Trust
by jbpeterson on Nov 26, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
His Christmas looks suspiciously bag-of-coal shaped.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
by beat_la_25 on Nov 26, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Christmas card, that is.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
by beat_la_25 on Nov 26, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
LOL FRED
Bork bork bork,
Bruce Bochy walkoff baltimore chop
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 25, 2009 11:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
Life is full of ups and downs for all of us but I have to count myself as extremely lucky, for this year has generally been very good to me. In this crappy economy I somehow made myself useful enough to maintain full-time employment in the world of the dot-coms. In May I finally received my Masters Degree from SF State (cue Bluto in Animal House: “Seven years of college down the drain.”) In my spare time I took road trips to Vegas, Seattle (where I got to watch the Gigantes play at Safeco, right at the height of their late-May swoon of skull-pounding offensive ineptitude…but still, great experience to catch them on the road) and Chicago.
And then in early October the Future Mrs. Kitspool became the current Mrs. Kitspool, and we went to Kauai for our honeymoon, which was great. Married life seems to agree with me, especially since my wife always encourages me to keep up with threads here. “You should see what the McCovey have to say about [insert dumb trade idea here]”, she’ll say. She’s a keeper.
We remain in the Bay Area, feeling fortunate to have our jobs and our health, feeling blessed to have listened to Jon Miller call the first Giants no-hitter in 33 years, and cheering on this flawed, lovable team Timmy, Matt Cain, Panda, a beautiful ballpark, great announcers, and this very wonderful website dedicated to all things Giants (and food).
I wish y’all a healthy and safe holiday, and for those whose years have been challenging, here’s hoping for brighter days ahead.
—Kitspool
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 25, 2009 4:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
If only we could all find someone who would embrace spending all day on McC even during the offseason…that said Giants fan’s don’t really have an offseason.
In Panda We Trust
by jbpeterson on Nov 26, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Merry Holidays McCoven
This year had me turn 30 years old, celebrate my 2nd wedding anniversary, deal with drama with my in-laws and change directions at work into a more technical role amongst other more trivial life changes. All in all many positive things, with few set backs. Looking around to various friends of mine who have had troubles with the job market and economy, it’s easy to say I can’t complain.
From my trip to Scottsdale for spring training to the world series, this truly was a year where I realized just how obsessed I was with baseball, and the Giants. From my first posts here at McC, on the night of Jonathan’s no-no, up to today, McC obviously has been a huge part of that awakening.
Also: Beer, RUSH, Pie, and Wayne Coyne.
Peace to all
Ringleader3 (aka Geoff)
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Nov 25, 2009 4:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
WAYNE COYNE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Nov 27, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Happy Thanksgiving McCoven!
The life of cornball progresses here on the windswept plains of middle America. The living in Nebraska experiment is actually turning out to be not so bad. Only took three years to feel that way. Unfortunately, with the state of my student loans, it does mean that I won’t be in the Bay Area with family this Thanksgiving. I am sad about that.
Medical school took a huge turn for the better this summer when I completed Step 1 of the USMLE Board Exam. I passed and am pleased with the result. After Step 1, I embarked on a driving tour of the Rust Belt, Northeast, Mid-Atlantic, and Bible Belt. It was enjoyable in the utmost and a lovely way to spend my last weeks of freedom. Now that my lecture-heavy first two years of medical education are behind me, I’m actually interacting with and treating patients. I’ve scrubbed-in on surgeries, administered sutures, taken blood samples, and done all kinds of neat medical things. I’ve even had my life threatened by a violent criminal! Looking forward, I’m planning on becoming an anaesthesiologist and completing a plethora a cross-word puzzles in my later years.
On, the personal front, I’ve had to deal with much family drama, most of which revolves around my father and my brother and their respective mental illnesses. My mother is a saint to put up with all of us. I also finally got over my first great heartbreak, though Omaha is certainly not a city for single people. Everyone over the age of 25 is married. Coming from the coasts, it’s bizarre. I moved into a new apartment over the summer, but didn’t realize until too late that my room-mate is allergic to dogs. My plan to get a blood-hound was summarily hurled out the window. I also spent a month in San Francisco over the summer and got to attend two home games (I was there the night before the no-hitter; gah!).
Thank you, all of you, for being so excellent to me and to each other! Party on! Happy Holidays!
-(Joe) cornball
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 25, 2009 7:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And I was there the night after the no hitter! Damn.
by goGSW24 on Nov 26, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Omaha is a magical land of wonder
are you staying around afterwards? I bet there’s some loan repayment-type bribe to entice you to do that or go to the Dakotas or something.
Belated congrats on getting in; I look forward to your wild-ass guesses about injuries in future gameday threads.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
@ cornball
sorry for the reply fail
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 26, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The vast majority of loan-forgiveness programs are for people who go into primary care (family medicine, internal medicine, pediatrics, psychiatry, even emergency medicine in a few cases). Since I’m not interested in primary care (I find clinic to be an unbelievably draining experience), that’s not really an option for me. Also, my experience of the small-town Midwest – Omaha is certainly a small town in spirit – is that it can tough on singles, so I think I’ll be getting out. Luckily, my school doesn’t have an anaesthesia program, so I won’t have to send in the expected pity application. I’m hoping to end up in New England or California, but I’ll be applying all over the place and waiting to see where the wind takes.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 26, 2009 8:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
2010 has been a nice year. It could have been worse, it could have been better, but I’ll take “nice”. I have my own business, so I haven’t fired myself. And despite everyone else being laid off at the company branch office, Mr. The Enchanter still works (yay!).
We have no kids, so the Giants, Cal football and Cal basketball are our kids. Make no mistake, the mood in our household is modulated entirely and unadulteratedly by sports over which we have no control. (May God have mercy on us.) When paid and unpaid athletes dictate the happiness your life, you learn to savor those small joyous moments so that the long, enduring suffering doesn’t engulf you and rape soul. So for 2010, despite occassional grousing, we are happy with the Giants development – Timmy had a better full second year, Jonathan turned a corner, All-Star Cain, Zito improves. It was nice.
As we look back on 2010, days of pure joy are lead by July 10, 2009. This was LE-GEN—wait-for-it—DARY. We were at AT&T for Panda’s May 12, 2009 walk off home run against the Nationals. We were also at Timmy’s June 12, 2009 Oakland start where Timmy got the first hit off of the A’s rookie ace Vin Mazzaro and pitched a complete game shut out in 2 hours 2 minutes. Matty’s June 14, 2009 complete game against the A’s to complete the weekend sweep was awesome. Some friend invited us to the A’s “luxury box” at the Coliseum for Tim’s start on June 23, 2009 at Oakland where he pitched another gorgeous complete game. I find joy that Tim did not give up a single home run at home all year.
Mr. The Enchanter’s birthday was a Zito start, and we had seats in club level below Kruk and Kuip for this game when Zito received a standing O. (As an aside, Club level is just another lifestyle. Nice, nice stuff.) In fact, that whole weekend when the Giants swept Colorado was beautiful.
Of course, the season icing (in a good way) was Tim’s second Cy Young.
Intermingled among these events are some Cal men’s and women’s basketball events and Cal football wins. Cal has usually lost when we travel for their games (see: Tennessee, Maryland, anywhere in So Cal), but this year we saw wins in Minnesota and Tedford’s first win in So Cal. I’ll spare the non-Bears on this site the details. But know this: WE GOT THE AXE!!!! OMGWTFBBQ!
Such is the sports fandom life unabaded by personal life. One other 2010 notable: jctgamer’s fan post on HDTVs made us get a new Samsung HDTV so we can see every blade of AT&T grass. Proof that the McCoven make a positive difference in people’s lives!!! (Thanks jctgamer!)
Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Holidays and Thank You to the McCoven,
GO GIANTS! and GO BEARS!
The Enchanter and Mr. The Enchanter
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 26, 2009 11:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
*2009, damnit.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 26, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TIME TRAVELLER!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 26, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ooooooh… lotto numbers please… I promise I’ll share the winnings!
by Merope on Nov 26, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Time fighter, not time traveller. Just an idiot. Gah.
Gary Darling, go DIAFF.
by The Enchanter on Nov 27, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Some people seem to have taken my first card the wrong way, so I will write another
Dear McCovey Chronicles
Since the beginning of the year, I have gotten significantly older. Also, watch out for fires.
Merry Christmas
The Crakalaka Household
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 26, 2009 2:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
insightful
i’m still debating whether to write a serious one or not
by sfoakbay on Nov 26, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually started this one with the intent to make it serious, but I got lazy.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 26, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
It’s been a weird little year. I marked my first year at a job I’m not sure I want to continue for another week, much less as my chosen career. I wish I knew how to make the job I have better, instead of lusting after another. But that’s an issue that remains to be resolved.
I feel like a total heel complaining about my job in a time and place that sees so many without one. But still, the stress and anxiety of my job is causing both mental and physical effects that I’d just as soon do without. I got tired of being depressed, and sought professional help just a few weeks ago.
I turned 24, and gained absolutely no additional rights or responsibilities as a result. Yet, somehow I feel so much older, perhaps because kids born in 1991 are now college freshmen, and that should be a violation of some federal law.
Perhaps the biggest development of the year came in September: my first major road trip. A friend and I traveled to the Midwest, making a six-day circuit through St. Louis, Kansas City, Wichita, Oklahoma City, Dallas, Texarkana and Greenville, Mississippi, before we came back to Alabama. I felt happy for the first time in a long while, and think I may have fallen in love with KC. It felt so much like home, it shocked me. No other city has ever made that kind of impact on me, and I’m leaning toward a more permanent return.
I regained contact with some old friends from college, and realized just how much I missed them. My friends and (some) co-workers helped me immeasurably. Without them, I’d have gone over the deep end a long time ago.
My family is still pretty much the same, which is to say crazy in that way that makes me wonder how I could be related to them. That said, I wouldn’t trade them for the world. They’ve been there for me, too.
And, of course, I discovered baseball. Which is a little silly, because it was there to begin with, like North America when Columbus stumbled in. But for me, it really was a year of discovery, finding something appealing in a sport I’d always avoided. I’m grateful, because it’s such an enriching part of my life. Baseball led me to all of you, another great development.
Happy holidays, all. Next time you’re in Alabama, look me up. It’d be right neighborly.
TheLetter2
by TheLetter2 on Nov 26, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
KC is a surprisingly awesome city. I don’t know why I don’t visit more often, seeings as I only live three hours away. Good food, good music, good bars, good parks. As you longs as you stay on the Missouri side of town, it’s really a great time.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Nov 27, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven
Words cannot express* how much this place means to me. Though I guess it’s an “imagined” community in some way, I enjoy talking with the members here and our mostly-intelligent talk about baseball, food, video games, books, movies, and all sorts of other awesome things. Though my participation here has been lacking (and will probably continue to dwindle), I greatly appreciate this venue for Giants discourse and thank you all for making this the place it is.
Here’s to hoping for a better next year than this one.
Regards,
baetown415
*My laziness is taking ahold of me…
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Nov 26, 2009 11:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
I keep starting and stopping this letter. Suffice to say, it’s been a big year, what with the whole graduation from college thing. Life post-grad hasn’t been quite as fruitful as I’d originally hoped (yet) but things will hopefully start to turn around for me next year, when I hopefully get into a grad program and all my dreams come true (or something). My brother also got deployed to Iraq this year, which was difficult for me, but also seems to have turned out pretty well for him. And he’s coming home on leave for Christmas in about 25 days, which I’m extremely excited about.
A lot of fun things happened this year, too, though and a lot of them were centered around baseball and this site. Like everyone else who’s posted in here, MCC means a lot to me and I don’t think I’d have sustained my baseball fandom through these lean years without it. I’m not totally sure if that’s a good thing… okay, it’s a good thing. I need a place to argue about Fred Lewis or my life just doesn’t mean anything.
Also, I saw the Flaming Lips live and they changed my life.
Love,
jponry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Nov 27, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Glad to hear your Bro is doing well.
Tell him thank you from some random guy in the East Bay. The things our armed forces do for us everyday is amazing. Hope he stays safe.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Nov 28, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven,
This year has seen some changes in my household. October was rough; I lost two pets in a short period of time. Both had been with me for twelve years, Miss Tallulah, my cat and my Dustiny, black cocker spaniel. It’s been about a 1 1/2 months and the grief is still too near to talk about or I start blubbering. Now it’s just one little poodle in the house , enough of that topic.
As for work I have been very fortunate to have a job that hasn’t been hit hard by the economy. I have now been at this for 19 years and more importantly it certainly doesn’t feel like it. I traveled quite a bit for business this year, hopefully that will slow down a bit next year.
My nephew came home from Iraq after two years working as contractor, before that he was in Iraq in the Air Force. His wife was discharged from the Air Force in August and they now live in Wisconsin. He has vowed to attend all Giants game in Milwaukee wearing all the gear we have bought him over the years.
This blog has brought many smiles and outright laughter for me and I cannot thank you all enough. I have learned much from the "new school analysis" of baseball in the few years I have been lurking then posting to this site. I tend to read here more than I post and I’m comfortable with that. I think I said when I first posted that I wouldn’t get into any debates for a few years. So I’ll be lurking over the winter, drinking my tea and laughing way too much at work with my boss asking "Do I want to know what you’re laughing at?"
Until next season, stay well and happy holidays.
timmeh
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Nov 27, 2009 4:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Loss of a pet is rough. We went through that a few years ago with our kitty that had lived to quite an old age. She had been with me in college, we rode out the quake of ’89 together, moved to Sac… it was very difficult when she died; especially when you are not the type of person that appreciates 50,000 people sending you copies of “The Rainbow Bridge.”
I spent some time volunteering at the animal shelter after Kili died, and about 6 months later Hidey flopped her way into our lives. Hang in there!
by Merope on Nov 27, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ive gone through 2 dogs and a lot of fish. Its sad
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 27, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t even glance at that poem without tearing up. I couldn’t handle everyone I know sending it to me in hopes of comforting me.
by TheLetter2 on Nov 28, 2009 7:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I lost my old bitchy Siamese cat last December, to cancer. I loved him even though he peed on my stuff. I was with him when he died and we buried him in the yard the next day.
It’s so hard to lose pets. They are members of the family and very loved. My condolences.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 27, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I do not want to even think of the the day that one of my two cats will die. I will cry like a little baby.
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by scout6 on Nov 28, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the encourage words. The poodle and I are working it out, the walks at Cronkhite beach definitely lift his spirits and winter beach/hill walking is healthy for me too.
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by timmeh on Nov 30, 2009 4:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Greetings McCoven
2008 was kinda crappy. I graduated from art school, but the months leading up to graduation were rather stressful. On top of that, my grandfather passed away during the summer, which made things even crazier. I was probably on the verge of a mental breakdown at some points. Also the Giants sucked.
Thankfully, 2009 has been a lot better. My outlook has been trending upward. I have a cool job with cool coworkers and am enjoying life more. I also started seeing an awesome girl who’s quite similar to me in a lot of ways except for a love of baseball. I’ll see what I can do about that part…
Happy holidays to you all!
-Nat
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 28, 2009 12:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
She has long, luscious hair?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 28, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully a good cheek too
with a pinkish hue
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 28, 2009 6:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That has to be a lie
No one on McCoven has a girlfriend (or boyfriend).
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 28, 2009 2:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She’s so similar to him, she to be some kind of transgendered self-portraiture.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Nov 28, 2009 7:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. That “Year 2525” song nailed it sixteen years early.
by TheLetter2 on Nov 28, 2009 7:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I've got pictures to prove it
Here we are on the train together:

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 28, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate to open old wounds
But here’s Natto with his ex:
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 28, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
-coffeesplutterguffaw-
Great. Time for a new keyboard…again.
I really need to invest in one of those keyboard condoms…covers…whathehellever. Over.
I’ll just bill Frisbee…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 28, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll never forgive her for cheating on me with that cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 29, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That relationship must have been so one-sided.
If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
by esseffgeez on Nov 29, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I gits board when the conversation goes flat.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 29, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s true.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 28, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also tangentially
We were at the tree lighting ceremony at Union Square, and the MC or whoever mentioned that a Cy Young Winner and All Star for the Giants was there to help throw the switch. I was getting excited with anticipation, but it turned out to be Barry Zito.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 28, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I will also make a post talking about my girlfriend. That’ll show all of you guys.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 28, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TRY AND ONE UP ME EVERY THANKSGIVING? YOU’RE WORSE THAN DAD
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 28, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AND WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 20 YEARS TOO BEAT THAT, JERK!!!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 28, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also, congratulations.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 28, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you mean like this?
Dear McCoven,
This year I talked a lot about my made-up girlfriend, and my fail-beard. Also, I rickrolled all of you again and again with pictures of myself. I also ate a bunch of hot wings, for which I earned a t-shirt.
Happy holidays,
howtheyscored
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 30, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Give or take a few words, I’ll basically just copy/paste that.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 30, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
glad I could help
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Nov 30, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear McCoven
The cup is always full, whether it’s air, water, or bacterial plague! I’ve had adventures this year that were mind-boggling, including, on the down side, the ending of a twenty year marriage that we propped up with toothpicks and rubber bands for the sake of the kids, and my father’s huge heart attack coupled with the surgeon’s extreme reluctance to operate (due to age, diabetes and crappy lungs).
On the plus side, my son, the college freshman, woke up and realized that school might help him get somewhere in the world, going from slacker to scholar in three transformational months; my senior year daughter won awards for her fluting and is headed for a career in teaching (that would be the 4th generation for teachers in my family); my HS freshman daughter led her soccer team in scoring and pulled down straight A’s (whew! resilient kids in a crumby divorce!).
The best thing, after a tough, but optimistic, summer, enjoying this site and the pennant race (holy smokes, meaningful games, even with our frustrating knuckleheads, erase a lot of shit!!!), I met a wonderful woman. I mean, I really can’t describe how fate stepped in and handed me such a rare boon. Put it this way – she’s kind, attentive, loving, a wise and helpful friend, and she’s beautiful, AND she may even be a bigger sports fan than I am (although she roots for the Phils, cough cough).
Here’s wishing that the road will rise to meet you, and that around the corner there’s a game of baseball playing in an open field. Hope you all have a year filled with blessings for which you can be thankful, and that one of the blessings includes our guys in the damn playoffs!!
Juan Marichal's bat > JR's head
by titofuentes4 on Nov 28, 2009 4:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
she’s kind, attentive, loving, a wise and helpful friend, and she’s beautiful,
Memo to MIT: Fire up the cloning technology.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 28, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dearest Friends,
I like to think that 2009 was an interesting year, but it wasn’t really. It was kind of another year of hiatus for me. I started writing this a few times, but then realized that I had nowhere to go. I’ve been in good health. I have a half decent job. I’m in a committed relationship. And I’m living at home. That’s a lot of what my year has been. But I’ll give it a go.
2009 began with high expectations. With my job, I was going to be in a position to move out and get my life started with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, while the money theoretically could have been there, unexpected expenses just took their toll.
One of the more distressing monetary drains has to do with my cat’s has chronic gum disease, which resulted in some hefty few vet bills. Totally worth it, mind you. Just expensive. At the moment, the problem has appeared to come back, but he doesn’t have the gum sensitivity that he has in the past and his eating habits haven’t changed, so I’m pushing off finally taking him to Davis to try to solve this for good while I save a little more money (which I can then use on Vet bills). If he shows any signs of his gums getting worse, we’re going straight to Davis and it’s going straight on my credit card.
One of the least distressing monetary drains has had to do with my grad school applications. Between tests, transcripts, and application fees, I’m spending fuck knows how much to be considered for admission into an MFA program in creative writing. The more this process has gotten me back into creative writing, the more excited I’ve been getting about the whole thing.
I have been writing on a fairly regular basis, but most of it has been either copywriting at work or blogging at NinersNation. Both of those are rewarding because they get me writing in different modes and styles, and they teach me to work on schedules and quotas. But they aren’t exactly creative. Now, suddenly my mind is back on my novel and a whole series of short stories. I’m getting back into the text. I’m seeing some of the things I’ve done. Felt alternately impressed and depressed about the quality of my past products. But mostly excited. I’m having unbelievable ideas for my novel. I’m realizing hundreds of things that I never knew my short stories could do. It’s awesome.
But, back to the beginning: I’m still at home. It’s not such a bad arrangement. I pay a modest rent and can actually survive and everything. I’m desperate for independence, but with my grad applications I can finally see the light at the end of this tunnel. And all of the schedules are lining up because, assuming I get accepted for the Fall of 2010, my contract at work will actually be up by then, so I’ll be able to transition and deal with a move rather conveniently.
In early October, my sister got married. It was an unbelievable wedding. They’ve been together for 10 years, and actually got married on their anniversary. They kept the ceremony short and sweet and made the reception a non-stop dance party. It was a damn high standard to set for the first wedding of this generation throughout the entire (local) family tree.
Meanwhile (and just to make good on my promise to Natto), I celebrated my seventh anniversary (that’s years) with my girlfriend. She’s not fake or anything. In one of the pictures of my that I post here, you can even see her cheek! Ferreals.
I’m running out of things to say. I’m excited about 2010. Going back to school is working out to be a dream come true. Assuming I get in, it’s going to be the first forward step I’ve been able to take in my life in almost two years. That’s huge to me.
And I got really drunk on Thanksgiving. Not throwing up and whining about how bad I feel drunk. But texting and facebook updating drunk. Which entertained me.
Happy Christmas (or whatever),
- Garrett
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 30, 2009 8:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yikes, proofing nightmare, that is.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Nov 30, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
good luck with grad school apps
pain in the ass, those. I have a friend who’s in the creative writing program at Davis – you applying there?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Dec 1, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. SFSU, SJSU, CSUS, and Mills.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 9:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SFSU, SJSU, and Mills because they have MFA programs for Creative Writing, which is the degree I want. Davis has an MA through the English department, but it’s not the degree I want.
CSUS only has the MA through English, but I’m applying there as my fallback option. I guess the fallback could have been any one of a hundred schools, but CSUS won out because it’s also a target school for that person I mentioned in my big post.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ah
the MFA/MA thing. got it
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Dec 1, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted to do an MFA but ended up in an MA program. It worked out pretty well, though, since now I’ve decided to go back for a PhD.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Dec 2, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just sayin that if you get in here, we can do Hellfire challenge again!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 4, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
grad school apps
are quite the little moneymaker. Let alone the whole cottage industry.
Good luck with your apps, and rest secure in the knowledge that there must be no better place to practice your creative writing than McC. I’m sure you’re excited to choose from all the thesis topics regularly presented here, like the Tao of Buttpee or the Evolution of LOLcats.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Dec 1, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn cottages.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They make great cheese.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 1, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s how they make so much money.
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 1, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I keep wanting to get back into my writing. I absolutely love it. But I never spend any time on it. There always seems to be other things that take my time and energy. I hope that the summer will give me time to work on things.
Good luck getting back into your writing. Your thoughts on this matter remind me of many of my own.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Dec 1, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
quote from a classmate who’s applying to about 20 phd programs:
“I keep worrying that my wife is going to get jealous because I keep getting fucked by application fees.”
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Dec 3, 2009 8:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, 20 programs??? That’s some serious scratch!
I don't know about that, to the groin.
by howtheyscored on Dec 3, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention some serious time.
Overkill, ho!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Dec 3, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know this thread is dead...
… but I just spent about 40 minutes reading all of these. Y’all are fascinating.
Happy Holidays to all of the McCoven. Thanks for always welcoming n00bs with open arms!
by kdl on Dec 12, 2009 7:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

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