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I feel really unlean that I left a cookie at usmagazine.com.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 2, 2009 3:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
sorry… i just picked that link since it was where everyone else was getting teh quote from
by FPTV on Nov 2, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if you left the cookie there, then you didn’t eat it. So you’re leaner than you might have been.
Unless it was a low-fat cookie, in which case you didn’t want that shit anyway.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 2, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My brother in-law was thinking about making a sign that said
A-Rod you aren’t a Centaur You’re a Horses ASS!
I would have made it if I thought of it time.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 2, 2009 4:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well, of course.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 2, 2009 5:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Semi-Hijack
What kind of mythological creature would you have a painting of yourself commissioned as?
I think I’d be a Minotaur, although it would really be a completely delusional thing, as I’m neither very big nor very scary. Still, I get to stand upright. And I have a whole maze to myself.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 2, 2009 9:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ortmeier
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 2, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you and everybody else.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 3, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
my kids were watching Snorks when I got home yesterday.
by WTF on Nov 3, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Allstar Snork is a snobby jackass.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 3, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Quetzalcoatl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatl
My BFF, an immensely talented artist, is working on original art of Quetzalcoatl for me for a future tattoo. I want to emphasize more of its bird-like features, and it will have a lot of color. It’s going on my back and the ink will probably take a few sessions to complete.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 2, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Great choice
I was always fascinated by Quetzacoatl whenever I studied the Aztecs in school.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 2, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just for late night clarity, you mean the actual Quetzalcoatl and not your head on top of it right?
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on Nov 2, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
tattoo is the actual beast, yes
To get my likeness tattooed on my own body would be…well, that’d be Alex Rodriguezian (Is that a word?) in ego run wild.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 2, 2009 11:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Hope your tat’s not as controversial as the sculpture in the CCP. From IGoUGo.com:
At the South end of Cesar Chavez Plaza sits a sculpture that enraged folks even before it was erected. The city of San Jose spent $500,000 on a sculpture of Quetzalcoatl (pronounced Ketz-ul-KWAT-il), an ancient Meso-American god/figure of creativity and fertility dating back to pre-Aztec times, in order to honor the city’s Hispanic culture and heritage.
However, fundamentalist right-wing Christians took offense and began to distribute apocrypha claiming that Quetzalcoatl is a deity devoted to bloody pagan sacrifice and that the sculpture violated California’s constitutional guarantees against state-promotion of one religion over another.
They filed a lawsuit which was subsequently thrown out of court, the judge deciding that the sculpture was a work of art and a cultural artifact, not a religious token.
But the ire continues, even among secular San Joseans, many of whom consider the coiled snake-like sculpture to resemble a gigantic dog turd.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 3, 2009 6:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I’ve seen that and assessed that it does look like a big poo.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
a coworker from san jose says that “kids like to sit on it all the time”
by FPTV on Nov 3, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of tattoos, does anyone have a tattoo parlor of choice in the Bay Area?
by deuce deuce on Nov 3, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Even though I’m the only person in the Mission with no ink, those in the know like
Black Heart on Valencia (conveniently located next to the Zeitgeist).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 3, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet. I’ll take a look into that. Thanks.
by deuce deuce on Nov 3, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know a lot of people who like Zebra on Telegraph in Berkeley, though I cannot personally vouch for them.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 3, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, I’ve actually looked at Zebra and it seemed like they might be the best bet. They seem to have a lot of positive reviews from various sources.
by deuce deuce on Nov 3, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Duck billed Platypus
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 3, 2009 4:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lair of the Minotaur

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 3, 2009 6:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A Giant with a high on base percentage.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 3, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I said mythological, not “made up by you right now.”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 3, 2009 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
why
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 2, 2009 10:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
For some reason...
I’m reminded of the apartment building across the street from AT&T Park.
Anyone know what I’m talking about?
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by BruteSentiment on Nov 3, 2009 12:31 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
is that the one that opens up its parking garage for the ball game?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 3, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 3, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i don’t think that one even has a parking garage. It’s just east of happy doughnuts, i believe.
by FPTV on Nov 3, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
are you referring to the one I posted? it definitely has a parking garage.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 3, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i think you’re right and that i just don’t think of it because i don’t walk by that side of the block ever. it’s all mcdonald’s, SBC pizza and happy doughnuts for me! (screw that obrien’s place. they ran out of guinness last time i tried to have lunch there.)
by FPTV on Nov 3, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs






















