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Tim Lincecum Wins Cy Young

November 19, 2009

From: The BBWAA
To: The World
Re: Cy Young

Tim Lincecum is better than everyone else. Please make a note of this.

Two full seasons, two Cy Youngs. That's two more than Juan Marichal. One more than Orel Hershisher, Eric Gagne, Fernando Valenzuela, and Mike Scott, all of whom can eat hot death.

Tim Lincecum: Cy Young Award winner. Again. You'd think that we'd be jaded because he won it last year. Nope. Still pretty danged exciting. Congrats, Tim.

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Pure, unadulterated joy.

by quincy0191 on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

TIMMMMMMEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

10 points between the top three.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

Rec’d

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Genius!

Gary Darling, go DIAFF.

by The Enchanter on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt Cain: 3rd best dancer…at best.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya put the Boom Boom into my heart!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Nov 19, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

This is correct in a variety of ways.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

The very bad man traded my son...So now I'd like you all to meet my new son, Ryan "Aaron" Garko...Dammit it's just not the same!

by boonitez on Nov 19, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking back, the 2 hours it took to make that were very well spent.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Nov 19, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

America

F-Yeah!

On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.

by GameSix on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Suck it, Russell Martin.

Why the hell not?!

by younghutch on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

SUCK IT

Russell J Martin

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

CHOCO TACOS FOR EVERYONE!

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

One of the few to have appreciated Cap'n Jax. Do well in NC, get that 8th seed!

Conductor of the "We're Back!" Bandwagon!

by ejdacanay on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

YOU KNEW THE WHOLE TIME? AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?

FUCK YOU!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Grant, in all seriousness you should post the losing story for fun.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

No losing story. I frantically put this up after the Twitter thing from the CSN guy.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

TIMMY!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Chaco Taco's for Everyone!

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Weed for everyone!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Weed then Choco Tacos!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That is the proper order.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Real pros eat choco tacos laced with weed

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Real pros lace their weed with choco tacos.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 19, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

coco puffs —> choc puffs

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
Fat Guy Coalition

by MeSoKrabby on Nov 19, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This is going to throw the AZ Snakepit moralists into such a rage.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Nov 19, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The wins stat has become obsolete.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

I dunno. If Wainwright had gotten 20 wins…

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you kidding? More people voted 1st place for Wainwright than Lincecum or Carpenter.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Accidental Genius!

THE BEST KIND!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You must ask yourself why they call it the Cy Young award.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

FIRST!!!

TIMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

YESSSSS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

so… um… we are the champions, my friends. we’ll keep on fighting til the end. we are the champions, we are the champions, no time for losers cuz we are the champions of the world.

also… EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!!!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Brandon Graham for President.
Pickles can definitely be the VP.

by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

Hammerzeit ist die beste Zeit!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe you're going for

natürlich

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by Natto on Nov 20, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

/moons Viva El Birdos

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

Timmy Wins! Everyone Dance!

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Just got out of a meeting

And all I can say is: WOOT!

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

I believe this is appropriate

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

I’m a n00b, and am not exactly sure how to/where to find them. But if I could, this is where I would insert the “Und now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.” GIF.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

This is why McCovey Chronicles…where else could you make a request for the Sprockets GIF and get a response three minutes later?

/Hugs MCC Doll

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoops…why I heart McCovey Chronicles

/facepalm

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like a little girl.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Too much sharing.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

z

LOL

                                        1st 	2nd 	3rd 	Points
Tim Lincecum, San Francisco Giants 11 12 9 100
Chris Carpenter, St. Louis Cardinals 9 14 7 94
Adam Wainwright, St. Louis Cardinals 12 5 15 90
Javier Vazquez, Atlanta Braves 1 3
Dan Haren, Arizona Diamondbacks 1 1

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

WAYNRITE WUZ ROBED

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Odd grouping for Wainright

by younghutch on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really. Basically shows that about 40% of the voters still think “WINZ” are everything, and half of them think that WINZ are overrated.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve really got to know…who could seriously defend putting Lincecum 3rd?

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Weren’t the votes in before Timmy got popped for smokin’ the reefer?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Nov 19, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Or people who

want to protect the sanctity of the game of baseball and not sully give it’s awards by giving them out to dope smokers.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

The pot thing came after they had already voted, and that would be a stupid fucking reason anyways.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

True.

and, true.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

But there are people who think Bonds shouldn't be in the HoF

and I am sure a decent number of them are BBWAA members.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 19, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Really though, it is indefensible

and those writers should be publicly mocked for their lack of intelligence.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

We all know it’s Matt Cain who’s third! AT BEST!

I'm thinking but nothing's happening.

by JRPhillips on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Or thought Carpenter didn’t get enough IP so went some combo of Lincecum-Wainwright 1-2.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

watershed moment

you have to figure that keeps going in favor of “overrated” from here on out

and this is the lowest number of wins ever for a cy winner, right?

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

For a starter, yes

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously?

Brand new faith in the system retracted.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A HOMER SO I’M VOTING FOR SOMEONE ELSE

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Jesus was a carpenter. Therefore Carpenter was basically the son of God.

If I don’t vote for the son of God, God will be very angry.

Therefore I voted for Jesus.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

How is it that Wainwright got the most 1st place votes? LOL.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Vazquez vote was for second

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Keith Law was the voter. His reasoning: wins are over-rated, the Cards’ infield D was redonkulous, and innings pitched.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

....Javier Vazquez??

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Was really good

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

but not the best

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

He got a 2nd place vote, which is defensible.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He got 1 second place Vote

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a first? That makes more sense, then.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Keith Law?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Nov 19, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

haha i like the one first place vote for vasquez. nice.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Brandon Graham for President.
Pickles can definitely be the VP.

by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

the formatting is fucked. He got a second place vote

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

ok slightly more reasonable. i was gonna say, somebody’s been mixing lead pellets into somebody’s cornflakes.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Brandon Graham for President.
Pickles can definitely be the VP.

by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

This seems to show that 2 voters left Carpenter off their ballot completely.

by younghutch on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe people who really love innings pitched.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

WHERE’S JORGE DE LA ROSA??

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow so only 5 people even got votes?

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for that

Now I don’t have to go look up the voting.

Yeahhhh Timmeh!!!

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Snakepit

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

oops

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL SNAKE PIT

Still think Haren is better than Lincecum?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

TraMo

knows when to fold em

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Nov 19, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome. Andrew WK is crazy. And where is Andrew WK?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So awesome

A whole lifetime of no Giant Cy Youngs, and now two in a row. I could get used to this!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

another no hitter next year?

C’mon, Sanchez! Make it a perfecto!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

/still hates uribe

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

JUAN URIBE

AS I SUSPECTED

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on Nov 19, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

Who was the Raider wide receiver who did the Carlton dance as his touchdown celebration? It’s my favorite td celebration of all time.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t watch anything with the Raiders.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, it’s not like the 49ers have had a winning record in the past 6 seasons.

BOOYA!

/bans self

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

Someone needs to make this one with less frames

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Adam Wainwright finished third with 90 despite getting the most first-place votes with 12.

WTF voters

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

he also got the most 3rd place votes.

by FPTV on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

Lord, that’s a lot of images already.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

I only have about 3 b/c the VA blocks them all

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

where can I buy this VA

sounds handy

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Nov 19, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So, I think it’s safe to assume now that Tim Lincecum is pretty good.

by deuce deuce on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

Not until after arb

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, is the BBRAA finally starting to get a fucking clue?

by FluLikeSymptoms on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t see the problem. The top 3 were all very close.

by Evan on Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Not in terms of who was actually the best pitcher in 2009. This should have been similar to the Greinke vote.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Can someone explain WPA? I noticed on fangraphs that Carpenter is ahead of Lincecum using that stat:

WPA: Starters
Zack Greinke 6.07
Chris Carpenter 5.41
Tim Lincecum 4.26
Justin Verlander 4.19
Adam Wainwright 3.60

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Tim Carpenter had a very good statistical year. Arguably the best.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Almost as good as Chris Carpenter and Tim Lincecum.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

WPA isn’t that great for pitchers, especially starters. Here is a basic overview.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Marcello and Oldjacket.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s Win Probability Added, a leverage based stat. So if you hit a homerun in a close game, it adds more WPA to the game than in a blow out.

There’s not much reason to use it for starting pitchers.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

nah, it was legitimately close.

by Evan on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really

WAR, 1st and 2nd in each league:

Greinke – 9.4
Verlander – 8.2

Timmy – 8.2
Vazquez – 6.6

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess you’re an “only FIP matters” guy. I don’t get that — the award is specifically about rewarding a guy for what he’s done, not what he would have done in a world of perfect abstraction.

by Evan on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

if a guy’s defense fucks him over, that’s not his fault, but he could easily get negative marks for it.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If you think a pitcher has no effect on the defense, yes.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Or that the nature of his defense has no effect on how a pitcher pitches.

by Evan on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

There is some interrelationship.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like Zach Greinke who purposefully pitched for flyballs at home, and yet had a lower FB% there than on the road.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

So you admit there is some effect.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

for some pitchers, yup. It’s pretty rare, though.

Barry Zito is probably one of them.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not 100% sure what you’re driving at, but if you’re asking whether or not the pitcher plays defense, yes he does. Just not very often and the spread of talent isn’t that great.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s driving at whether pitcher can have some control over their BABIP.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, so then something like tRA? That makes it even uglier.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Joel Pineiro, fluke or breakout?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like to know this too

I’m signing starters for my dynasty league and could get him cheap

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

my opinion:

he smells a little Carlos Silva-y to me.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

he’s getting slightly overpaid for last year, especially considering in our league it’s QS/ERA/K for pitchers. In a perfect scenario he only helps in 2 of those categories.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucked if I know

I doubt he’ll have another season this good, but I’d guess he’ll retain some of the improvements he made.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

BBRAA?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Eastern rite, or Latin?

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball Riders

The underground fetishist awards voters.

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s just that some of the dolts voted for Carpenter (somewhat legit), and some of them voted for Winzright.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Schulman must feel like an idiot. He tried to be objective and most people still who actually were thought he was wrong.

by kingofthacove on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

His article made quasi-sense

But he really should have weighted IP and K’s a lot more!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

This

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

YEAH TIMMEH

When’s the press conference?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

I think it’s at two.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Congrats Timmy!!!

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by Norm Median on Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

i fucking love tim lincecum

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

Who were the 9 chimps

Who voted Timmy 3rd?

Wow.

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

These people?

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably NL Central writers

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!

oh lord I’m so freaking happy for him its freaking amazing. I was so nervous that carpenter was going to beat him but NOPE! Again the greatest won!!! fucking a I’m so excited

please giants...don't make me cry like I did in 02....
Well Timmy...you make me cry tears of joy.

by sanfrankid on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

The BBWA DID SOMETHING RIGHT!~

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

TIMMY!

First repeat winner since Randy Johnson’s last win in 2002!

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

I hate how ESPN tries to hard to be clever

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear… all sorts of Photoshop magic can be used to insert other players and animals doing horrible things to Timmy.

by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

rec

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How did this not get rec’d?

by Uncle Russel on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well that’s just bad timing.

by Uncle Russel on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If you reload it’s green.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You could spin it and say he’s executing a roundhouse kick, perhaps to Suck It Russell J Martin’s head.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!

/woofs down choco taco…

by WTF on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Hmm

“Both Bay Area writers who had votes, myself and Paul Gutierrez of the Sacramento Bee, placed Lincecum second on our ballots behind Carpenter” – Sir Henry

by mlb22 on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Sacramento’s part of the Bay Area? I think not. That’s twice you’ve fucked up, Henry—and it ain’t even noon yet.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Schulman was going to exclude the Sac Bee from the Bay Area, but didn’t want to seem like a homer so he accepted the designation.

by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento is only part of the BA if you count that it is where all of the BA smog ends up.

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate that people who are professional writers, alleged to be the best at crafting the written word, do not know that they are using the reflexive pronoun incorrectly.

DIAF, illiterate monsters.

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Most passionate statement about reflexive pronouns ever?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

People have issues with using the word ‘me’.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

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by Alex_Lewis on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

It should be “I”

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

this is true

School teachers gave people such a complex about using ‘me’ when they should use ‘I’ that they just started using ‘myself’.

However, this should be “Paul Gutierrez of the Sacramento Bee and I”

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Since when is Excramento

part of the Bay Area?

I guess it’s part of the Giants fan base…

"…this thing which tells time."

by Cody_ransom on Nov 19, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

His knowledge of judgement is as sound as his vote in this matter.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

ICWUTU were trying to DO THAR

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, geez. That was really mangled.

“His knowledge of geography is as sound as his judgement in this matter.”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Well they broadcast all the bay area sports teams up here except for the Warriors

by superk1ng on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Please shut up before I rally start hating you, Schulman.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he was just trying to say the two Giants beat writers that get a vote.

I miss Nick Peters.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento wishes it was part of the bay area.

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

False.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I do wish Sacramento didn’t suck so hard.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sacramento really wishes that rent was so high that half of the people in their 20s still live with their parents.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Keith Law says you were wrong, Henry.

by Toback on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy: High Above the Competition

I was hoping Wainwright and Carpenter will split the voters and they did, parting the way for Mr. Lincecum.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Tim Lincecum is awesome

Leading cause of gumby-shoulders in MLB.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090928&content_id=7202256&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

SUCK IT STUPID GUY WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT


The present field doesn’t have any members of also-ran rotations as compelling as the 2008 model Lincecum, who went 18-5 for a San Francisco team that was 50-78 in everyone else’s starts and had 59 more strikeouts than anyone else in the league.

Not even this year’s Lincecum, whose numbers weren’t as eye-popping — although he definitely deserves a place back in the campaign.

by kingofthacove on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

Not even this year’s Lincecum, whose numbers weren’t as eye-popping — although he definitely deserves a place back in the campaign.

wow i suck

by kingofthacove on Nov 19, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool.

Downside: This is going to cost the Gigantes a boatload of cash.

Bay? Forget it.
Holliday? Nope.

I for one welcome the addition of Marvin Benard to this years lol-up!

FACEPALM.

by Mr. Angry on Nov 19, 2009 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

Giants were not going to sign either of those guys anyway. The Giants are not going to win a World Series in the next 2-3 years, either. Who gives a shit what they spend their money on? Better it be on one of their few good players than on the also-rans they’re itching to sign.

by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t like Tim was going to get only $4 million before this announcement. He was going to make a boatload of money one way or the other.

by deuce deuce on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but when he is a FA the Giants won’t need to up their payroll as much to keep him. His FA value is the same as it was before his second CYA. A 2nd CYA only increases his Arb value

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

So, then, zero chance the Giants try to sign him to a long-term deal to control costs?

by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

A long term deal would benefit the Giants and Tim as his pay would be guaranteed. He has 4 years of arb, why not do a 3 year deal for 38 mil? 10/13/15?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt this award would have added much to his arbitration pay increase. He already won one in his first full season and his stats have been amazing as is.

by nataku on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

This, plus

I don’t care. Consecutive Cy Youngs is going to stick with us a lot longer than impact to the Giants payroll. If they had demonstrated historically efficient use with money I might feel differently.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
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by achiappanza on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

If they had demonstrated historically efficient use with money I might feel differently.

/falls down

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Nov 19, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

It’s great to hear Kruk again.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

RANDY JOHNSON INSPIRED LINCECUM TO BE BETTER~!

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Capt morgan for all!

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FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

I like cats. Wings is the greatest show of all time.
Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I will need to find a chocotaco to toast his victory!

by nataku on Nov 19, 2009 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

YES YES YES!

i sprinted out of econ after the story broke! WOOT

by Unitard on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

Woohoo!

I’m in class right now and haven’t been paying attention for the past half hour because this is clearly more important than my education. Go Timmy!

by kimmyg on Nov 19, 2009 11:21 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

The press conference would have been held earlier than 2pm, but Timmy’s currently sitting on the couch with his roommate, eating his 3rd bowl of Lucky Charms and watching “Yo Gabba Gabba!” reruns.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

eating his 3rd bowl of Lucky Charms and watching "Yo Gabba Gabba!" reruns

Is there something wrong with that? /puts bowl of cap’n crunch under table

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea Radnich, keep tooting your own horn.

by deuce deuce on Nov 19, 2009 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

Seriously. I turned my radio off as soon as Krukow hung up.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he took CSN’s report and made it his own. Well done, Raddy.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

lol he admits it. its all for the fun.

by Unitard on Nov 19, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. I know.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Wheeee, my Cardinals-loving cousin is pissed. :)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

hahaha my friend too!!!!! i’m enjoying it tremendously.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Brandon Graham for President.
Pickles can definitely be the VP.

by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I just beat him over the head with WAR. :)

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Aha moment

THAT’s what it’s good for!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

They won’t be sad for very long. Everyone knows who’s going to win the MVP.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like no

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Only Lincecum, Carpenter, Wainwright, Vazquez, and Haren got votes.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

First Michael Phelps. Now Tim Lincecum.

Weed is a PED.

by Mr. Angry on Nov 19, 2009 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

MARIJUANA!

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

I'm sure it has been said...

BBWAA Guy 1: You know, Lincecum has some pretty nice numbers.
BBWAA Guy 2: Yeah, but look at all these wins by Carpenter and Wainwright.
BBWAA Guy 3: Oh STFU, if Tim pitched for St. Louis he’d have had like 27 wins and another 40 K’s from everyone swinging for the fences hoping to get runs on the board.

BBWAA Guys: ….

BBWAA: Tim Lincecum has won the 2009 Cy Young Award.

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

SUCK IT Henry Shulman

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/11/19/SPVT1AM41R.DTL&tsp=1

by DFAAurillia on Nov 19, 2009 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

I wonder if the fat has infiltrated his brain

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

OH NO NOW LINCECUM WON’T BE CHEAP ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

HE WOULD HAVE IF HE DIDN’T WIN!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

SEVERAL MILLION! OMG WUT?

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Schulman’s post was just stupid; this actually makes me angry. Yeah, baseball players are overpaid. So are most professional athletes and celebrities. But saying that winning the Cy Young is bad because it costs money is just the epitome of money over skill. And I don’t like that.

by quincy0191 on Nov 19, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I skipped lunch today when I heard that Lincecum won the Cy Young, because I knew that I now have to save up money to keep Timmy in a few years. Oh wait, it’s not gonna cost me a dime. Now would Henry Schulmann stop pissing on my parade?

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

And his blog name is retarded

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Schulman : Fail as Lincecum : Joy in my heart

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, I might have voted on previous polls that I didn’t want him to win it for the sake of the Giants payroll…but screw it man, I’m happy. Good for Tim. Good for the Giants. Good for Giants fans. May another 4 Cy Youngs follow. I’m not Missing Barry so much right now…

by Missing Barry on Nov 19, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

I’m not Missing Barry so much right now…

No my screenname, but very true for me also. It’s nice to have a superstar.

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FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Nov 19, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll always miss him

because we could see him (almost) every day, and we have to wait 5 days to see timmy. But the feeling of excitement is the same watching either of them.

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

OMFG YAY
YAY
YAY

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Nov 19, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

First Slovenia and now this!

Yeah! Go the little guy!

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by kennv on Nov 19, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

Wait, what about Slovenia!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

THey qualified for South Africa?

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, is this a soccer thing?

Here I was thinking they succesfully invaded Russia or something.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just guessing.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually this is sort of close

They beat Russia in a two game playoff to go to the World Cup.

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FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Nov 19, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

But France cheated!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL Ireland wants a replay. Like that’ll ever happen.

/avoids walking into any Irish bars out in the Avenues

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Maradona did a similar thing, and some people somehow consider it one of the greatest goals of all time. Makes no sense

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the other goal in that game was one of the greatest of all time. However, the “Hand of God” goal is certainly one of the most infamous goals of all time.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Carrol’s ballot: Wainwright, Lincecum, Haren

Explanation here: http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=9782

And fuck whoever this was, probably Russel Martin:

Lincecum looked more hittable. “I’m still convinced that deception is a big part of what Lincecum does,” another said, “and that unless there’s a new wrinkle, people are starting to figure him out. He’s still good, his [stuff] is still good, but comparing him to Wainwright? Wainwright was just a shutdown guy this year.”

Innocent until proven guilty...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Nov 19, 2009 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

Lincecum was more hittable – which explains why Wainwright had almost twice the HR rate and a higher WHIP despite almost the same walk rate.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

he looked more hittable, except well having the lowest BAA and dominating in strikeouts.

by kingofthacove on Nov 19, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

ALL antics!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Nov 20, 2009 7:23 AM PST up reply actions  

DECEPTION DOESN"T COUNT HE CHEATS!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

“He was the least hittable this year, but he might not as unhittable in the future!”

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

perfect

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ALSO
As far as a process for voting, Ring Lardner hardly imagined this way of doing it, and I’m not sure it’s ideal, but in a season where I only saw one of these players live (Lincecum, in Cincinnati), I feel that I have to make the effort to see as much as possible.

I was at this fucking game, and it was Lincecum’s worst start of the year. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait…he’s in Cincinnati. An AL Central city. He never saw Carpenter and Wainwright. And he says he thinks he has tho make the effort to see as much as possible?

Okay.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Carroll lives in Cinci.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He says:

Again, as I’m in an NL city (Cincinnati chapter), I vote for NL awards.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh. Fail.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

chasm?

Uh, the Reds…

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

NL Central but your point stands

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, brain fart there.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Hittable as in “I’d hit it”?

by The GD Batman on Nov 19, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved the reaction when BP got into the BBWAA. Nerds are finally in! Except they gave the votes to the two most saber clueless people at BP. Carroll and Kahrl have no fucking clue.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m really not sure I understand a STATS website having columnists who don’t seem to understand or use STATS in their analysis…

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Caroll I get, because he’s the injury guy.

Kahrl’s analysis is really bizarre and convoluted.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Its based on how it makes him feel.

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

thats the problem.

/ducks

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Look who’s on the hog in the back!

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

When I had a BP subscription

I couldn’t stand Kristina Kahrl.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris wasn’t much better.

by DesertFox on Nov 19, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The part at the end

wishing he’d put Jair Jurrjens on the ballot instead of Haren made me question why he even put the WAR3 numbers in the article.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 19, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

For real

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Nov 19, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

that was the guy who hadn’t faced him.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. First one said something like that but then it says “another said.” Thought the same thing at first.

Innocent until proven guilty...

by AngelWillSaveUs on Nov 19, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, my bad.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That just makes me think that hitters still don’t understand Lincecum and that’s a good thing.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Hits per nine

2008: 7.2
2009: 6.7

Yeah, more hittable.

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by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Dumb-ass!

Channeled my inner Red Forman there.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fine with me!

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by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

/books ticket for home opener next year

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

made me lol

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Great One with a bunch of faded losers in the background?

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got in from shooting for my journalism project.

FUCK YEAH

Aside from sheer jubilation of being a fan, the voters made the right choice, with Greinke and Lincecum. I suddenly have faith in the world again.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

I was the same

Until I saw the votes. Timmy got lucky, the writers are still clueless. And if the people at BP who vote can’t even get it right, there is still a long way to go.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG WINZ was still a factor then?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Basically, if Wainwright had gotten to 20 wins, it would have been a complete blowout win on the scale of Greinke or worse.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The Bartolo Colon factor strikes again (aka, win 20 games and you get the CYA)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the Bartolo Colon factor was after you win the CY you gain 100 pounds and disappear from baseball?

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’ve got the metabolism of a Freak.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Usually involves looking like Grimace.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

What a resemblence

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Boom bomb bat-uh, his belly got fat-uh

by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Appears so, unless darts were the main factor, which is possible.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

So awesome!

Break the bank, Timmeh.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Nov 19, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

lol what

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

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by zodiac_chiller on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

my God! why is KNBR talking about marijuana?!

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

TO CHALLUNGE UR PRECIPTATIONS!

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Because they’re morons.

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by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Because they’re Gary Radnich is a morons.

FTFY.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for correcting me.

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by djp4cal on Nov 19, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Considering how often he tries to make himself out to be Mr. KNBR

I don’t fault you for your error in any way whatsoever.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Quick Poll!

Least favorite KNBR personality (this may have been covered in detail, but i’m pretty new here, so cut me some slack.

My vote: Fitz and Brooks

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing Damon Bruce would sweep this.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah, I like Damon Bruce.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so you’re the one.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I should clarify.

I like laughing at how angry he gets.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

and PiKA

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

pika IS damon bruce, though

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That's great

but I don’t live in minnesota! SUCK ON THAT

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

AWW SHIT! haha, wait, i thought you did live in Minnesota

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

fargo

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit! really? damn, props to you bein a fan of the giants and niners bro

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT

yeah I’ve only ever been to SF once in my life. My dad FTW

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Given the vote for F&B, I’m doubting the sweep—but he’s deserving.

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Was gonna say, the Damon Bruce debate starts anew.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Crux of the debate recap? Seems like uniform hate…

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Bruce because he does exactly what he says he's going to do.

He rants and doesn’t let anyone get a word in edgewise. He tells you practically every single night that he’s going to do exactly that, because his show isn’t like a typical radio call-in show.

I see his show like a sports radio version of Real Time with Bill Maher, in that he may occasionally let dissenting viewpoints speak, but only when he allows it. Otherwise he is going to control the conversation for the entire show.

Radnich does the exact same thing but acts like he lets anyone say whatever they want. He’s quicker to cut people off than anyone on that station with the exception of Ralph.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true. Mr. Bruce is excellent at being an inflammatory assbag.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

+∞

I’m not hiking down this trail again.

by Merope on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Radnich

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I cannot stand that guy.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Radnich doesn’t really enjoy sports, and he’s a starfucker, but I enjoy his show.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nevermind, it's gotta go to Radnich.

I don’t usually feel compelled to turn off the radio at any point during the Fitz and Brooks show. There may be moments where I don’t really listen because I couldn’t care less, but Radnich actually gets me to switch off.

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

fitz and brooks might not know tons about sports but at least they seem like good guys and like they’re having a good time. I cant listen to Radnich

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Radnich is hilarious. His sarcasm is through the roof, and until you realize that, you’ll think he’s terrible.

by aaroncallagher on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This is sarcasm, right?

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fitz and Brooks are my favorites. Least favorite: Radnich. Damon Bruce is ignorant but at least he’s entertaining at times.

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

AWWWWW DAMN! but yea, Fitz and Brooks are awesome, i like the morning show and Razor and Mr. T

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Fitz and Brooks can be entertaining, but Fitz is such a pompous asshat. If they’re not talking about sports, then it’s alright

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s a morons, and he’ll always be a morons.

I actually would rank Radnich #2 on my KNBR host power rankings.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Murph.

Mac is a brick.

The Fitz and Brooks show is entertaining, but it gets pretty facepamly when they talk baseball.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Or pretty much anytime Fitz tries to talk serious sports. Beyond tired of his rambling about the AL vs NL and defending the Warriors

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I always love it when somebody calls another person a moron the wrong way.

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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Beeutiful!

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And his shirt is just gleefully appropriate for this thread

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by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that has to be totally staged—too good to be real!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Nov 19, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite (as a UCLA alum)

Is that the U$C parking lot outside of the Mausoleum had a “Scholorship Parking Lot” (why, I have no idea).

We laughed for a long time.

by dprodigy19 on Nov 19, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not following…

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Radnich is a legend in his own mind

and I get so tired of OT drivel about his family, Da Mayor and his TV gig that I often switch to KCBS on my way to work. His only redeeming value (to me) is his trivia knowledge. Conversely, I like Ralph & Tom the best. I’m never up early enough to hear the morning guys. Fitz & Brooks are the least knowledgeable (IMO of course) and they seem to rely on guests more than the rest.

As for Damon, I usually agree with what he says, but how he says it grates on me… we aren’t in Chicago for God’s sake! I think he’d shine doing a show like All Night with Jason Smith: non-stop opinion for 4 hours with an occasional phone call and the obligatory “ESPN Analyst” thrown in to keep it interesting.

by karl m on Nov 19, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

On that note, where do you stand with Jason Smith? I love him, but lots of friends are on the other side of the fence.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s no Todd Wright, but he’s okay.

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by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I always did like the Tussle…

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Game Balls and Lame Balls!

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by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Jason a lot. He knows sports, explains why his opinions are what they are, stays away from emotional outbursts (Damon’s downfall IMO) and mixes in enough “It’s not all about me” stuff to keep you engaged.

by karl m on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like him a lot more

if he didn’t remind you once every 30 seconds that you’re listening to all night with jason smith on espn radio and espnradio.com

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, he’s a Jets fan like I am, so he understands misery.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, you get a late start into work.

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Now Timmy needs a new dog to go w/Cy…I’m thinking he calls it Young?

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by GameSix on Nov 19, 2009 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

OMG I’M SO HAPPY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

…and he did it even with Fred Lewis in LF for a big portion of the year!

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

the legend grows!

who cares about the extra $ this will costs us we got a pitcher for the ages

by DruggyBear on Nov 19, 2009 11:53 AM PST reply actions  

Joan approves

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me

shouldn’t this be green? Fucking awesome

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My guys!

Obligatory, “I have those guys on my fantasy team” post.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

srsly?

god damn

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

snap

I just have Timmy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

and in an effort to repeat myself, I also had Carpenter and Lee. In a 12 team league. Yeah, it was pretty much a landslide year.

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by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Nov 19, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to Timmy on his 2nd Cy Young! After a painful two hours subbing on the phones at church for my mom (200 calls asking if they were getting a Thanksgiving basket – no, I don’t have the list, I can’t tell if you’re getting a basket… if you get a confirmation call, you’re getting a basket… no, I don’t know when you’d be getting a call – you get the idea) , this is just the news I needed.

Everything else in the world may be about to fall down around our ears, but there is baseball, so I am happy.

by KyrieEleison on Nov 19, 2009 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

1. Gratz to Timmy.

2. Will Carroll’s third place vote for Haren wasn’t nearly as well thought as his first two, and he outright states he’s been second guessing it. While probably would have ended up taking Jurrjens, I don’t think he gave Carpenter proper consideration for it at all (completely ruled him out because of the innings pitched).

3. I am really interested in hearing Keith Law’s explanation of his ballot, since Vasquez had a great year, but wasn’t in the range of the four pitchers discussed and I’ll be extremely interested in why he doesn’t think Carpenter was in the top 3 pitchers in baseball.

4. That still would have left Carpenter with somewhere between 95-97 votes, so Timmy would have still won based on the ballot splitting.

5. Which brings up my last point. Cain’s fade down the stretch was a BIG factor in Timmy winning the award, since all it would have taken would have been a couple of “well Cain was pitching better than Lincecum, so I’ll give him second and Lincecum third” to lose enough votes for Timmy for Carpenter to win. Funny how these things work.

6. Now can we work on getting his preferred nickname of Seabiscuit to the general public?

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by HaroldS on Nov 19, 2009 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

Law just said it was because of innings and because of the Cardinals’ defense. He seemed to be voting solely based on WAR.

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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Vazquez was second in the NL in WAR this year, fwiw. But, on the other hand, that’s based on his FIP and he always underpitches his FIP, so…

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Law should be writing an interesting article after this to explain why WAR trumps everything.

And I’d actually be interested in seeing the secondary stat breakdown for the top three pre- and post- All Star break, since I do think Schulman and Baggs have a point about Lincecum’s post-ASB performance. (I presume that’s why Paul Gutierrez of the SacBee had him second as well, so the Cards fans can take some comfort in that while they can condemn the West/East Coast bias, there was none for the writers in the Bay Area.)

Anyone have access to what all three of those compare on the more interesting statistical analysis pre- and post-ASB?

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by HaroldS on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get how they have a point about his post-ASB performance. He had a 2.67 ERA.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I want to see the secondary stats of all three post-ASB.

Brett Pill - .302/.359/.849 at the graveyard for hitters known as Dodd, .996 fielding percentage led all EL 1B (so much for his 'defensive issues' that someone posted'), probably should have been EL MVP (finished 2nd to Cleveland's top prospect), and nary a staff mention on MCC outside of Minor Lines and almost no fanposts!

by HaroldS on Nov 19, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

2.67 ERA = not like an ace.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Next year: BREAKOUT SEASON

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by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to like Baggs but he will say some really dumb stuff like this or the Moneyball post where he “explained” what Moneyball was really about. Still might be my favorite.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

But hey, Lincecum was a better pitcher than the previous year. The four complete games tell you that. The improved WHHIP tells you that. The lower ERA tells you that.

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Kill yourself, Baggs.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I missing something?

He missed that one start but he had some clutch fucking starts down the stretch for the Giants.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

His ERA was a little higher in the second half.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

But still under 3… lol

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It was over 3 in September!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing his entire perception is based on the two bad starts he had in the second half(LA start and Cincinnati start).

by superk1ng on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

and that the second half is really like the 3rdm 3rd of the season so one game has more effect

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs isn’t the only one. I saw Chron Live highlights this morning. Mr. Amy G and the Hankster were talking smack about Timmeh’s post-ASG performance as well. Both of them voted Carp, Tim, Wainer…partly because of winz and ERA but also based on their opinion that Timmy faltered down the stretch when the Giants were still in contention.

Could. Not. Believe. It.

And to think that these guys get paid to watch the team everyday.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, why are people such morons?

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I know! Maybe Timmy pissed them off but seriously, I expected that kind of cluelessness from Ratto, not Paul or Hank.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

no

they’re more moranic if you ask me

by sfoakbay on Nov 19, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

To the gulag with your mr. amy g and hankster

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on Nov 19, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Can Amy do anything right?

I’m convinced she ties her shoes together in the morning

by dprodigy19 on Nov 19, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no pleasing some people.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember someone during August saying that Tim wasn’t carrying his weight… he had like a 1.6 ERA in his last few starts but only 2 WINZ!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

1.6 ERA, but only weighed 118 lbs.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

3.38 ERA IN SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER CHOKER!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh for the love of Gof

I like Baggs but pointing out Timmy was 7-7 in the second half without going behind the numbers is ridonkulous.

Let’s throw out the Cincy game and his four-inning start against the Dodgers, which is widely acknowledged as the worst start of his career. Here are the numbers of runs the Giants scored for him in the remaining 5 losses:
1.
2.
2.
1.
0.

Lincecum didn’t give up more than four runs in any of those games.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
2009: The return of Los Galacticos!

by Useful_Idiot on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, didn't see this coming

Big feather in our collective caps. Thanks, Tim—spark one up for me!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Nov 19, 2009 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

KUIP on the air!

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Broxton not in the top 3?

are you telling me that ESPN’s Cy predictor is flawed?

by Giant Voodoo on Nov 19, 2009 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

It’s well know it overvalues closers.

It usually does a pretty solid job, though.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think with closers it only matters if they’re first. It’s to make it so if somebody has a Gagne-like season, they’re accounted for.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The only year, besides this year, it was wrong (not counting when it says a reliever should win) was 2002 in the NL.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why they don’t fix the closer thing. It’s like they overreacted to Gagne winning in ’03 or something.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like it’d be a pretty easy fix too. Just make the bonus come from saving at least 45 games with 0 blown saves.

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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

More Timmy-Pacquiao photo ops next year at Filipino Night(s).

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK IN YEAHHH!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!! YEAHYEAHEYAHYEAHFLAEHOIEAINEOINVOIEIOEOEIHIO

YES

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:12 PM PST reply actions  

Tim Lincecum is Kerry Wood, but shorter and with worse mechanics.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

Man the other night I saw something on Mark Prior. Damn! He was good.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That's from when he was drafted, right?

I remember one scouting report that praised him by comparing him to Scott Shields. Who’s a good pitcher, but…

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We drafted a reliever?!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Neukom with the cheap weed jokes (in email to STHs):

“Tim is an exceptionally talented baseball player who has earned this high honor […] I also want to congratulate our entire baseball organization […] for the role they have played in helping Tim to reach this
high level of achievement.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

reach this high level of achievement

he achieves a high every day!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Brandon Graham for President.
Pickles can definitely be the VP.

by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

SHIFT A, i’m assuming this is what i missed: YAY TIMMEH! WOOHOOOO!!!! fuck you ESPN, blah blah blah

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

There was some more KNBR personality hate.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh that’s cool, probably should’ve expected it

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We found you another Bruce lover

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep them apart from each other.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

*wave*

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

just noticed your sig

absolute genius

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Nov 19, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Nov 20, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL KLAW

“Do the Cardinals sell a pacifier with the team logo on it?”

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

The Cardinal blog is taking it really well. It seems they were expecting it.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re a good blog.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

St Louis fans are widely regarded as good fans

so I guess this backs that up

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. I caught a lot of shit about Bonds by a Cards fan who loved McGwire.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

BEST FANS IN BASEBALL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I sprnt a night posting there during the playoffs, they are cool

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 19, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Quality of Fanbase

SF>>>>StL>>>>>>>>Everyone (Not NYY,BOS, or OAK)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BOS>>NYY>>>>>>>OAK

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Accounting for Cubs fans Fail.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Who? OHHHHH you mean the Chicago Cubs? what’ve they done lately

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OAK>CHN

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t have the space to include them

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF…..I am guessing that LA simply ranks so low, that they are not on the above diagram. They are seriously a horrendous joke of a fan base.

Lucky Giants shorts from Target > Jobu

by AXmrdrir on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I am primarly on east coast so those are the fans I deal with:

Neighbor: Yankees fan
Brother-in-law 1: Is a Rapper and a Sox fan (want to punch that fucker)
A small amount of A’s fans in philly with the Billy Bean argument

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially this guy.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Either way, they should, if it were a Cubs fan, it’d be a different story

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST reply actions  

Thank you Royals, Rockies, Pirates, Mariners, Tigers, and especially you, Dodgers...

For drafting Luke Hochevar, Greg Reynolds, Brad Lincoln, Brandon Morrow, Andrew Miller and Clayton Kershaw over Tim Lincecum. You guys have great scouts for pitching, really.

Thank you, Tim Lincecum, for choosing not to sign with the Cubs in 2003, and choosing not to sign with the Indians in 2005. We may adore you for your performance, but we fucking LOVE you for that.

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t help but notice one guy drafted before Lincecum who you left out.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there are three. Lincecum was picked tenth, yes? You listed six guys.

One just stands out.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

well, yeah...

how could we neglect to mention Bill Rowell??!?!!1

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

(yes, I'm being an ass on purpose)

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

BRANDON MORROW LOCAL TIES FTW

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I don’t think you can fault the Dodgers for drafting Clayton Kershaw

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw is "not tim lincecum"

so IMO it’s still worthy of LOL DODGERS

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish they’d taken Greg Reynolds, Brad Lincoln or Andrew Miller

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I wanted the Giants to get Andrew Miller. Of course I had no idea who Lincecum was.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 19, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lolcomments from around the Internet

“Carp so deserved that award so much more than FreakWeed. Oh well at least the Giants payroll takes a hit.”

“I’m also hoping that these 2 Cy Youngs will cause SF to either give Lincecum a Zito/Schmidt/Wells sized contract or get him the F out of the NL West. Either way works for me.”

“Congrats Tim! Now go have yourself a celebratory smoke, LOL!”

“Maybe if lincecum concentrated on getting outs instead of strikeouts, he would have as many wins as Waino and Carp… Ask carlos beltran and brandon inge if wainwright can strike someone out… Dave Duncan teaches them its smarter not too…”

Oh god.

“Terrible pick: Lincecum was 1-3 with a 3.60 ERA in September. When his team needed him most, he pitched his worst.”

Oh god.

Internet comments are the worst thing, ever.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

"I’m also hoping that these 2 Cy Youngs will cause SF to either give Lincecum a Zito/Schmidt/Wells sized contract or get him the F out of the NL West. Either way works for me."

I liked this one. Obvious dodger fan as he included Schmidt

"Maybe if lincecum concentrated on getting outs instead of strikeouts, he would have as many wins as Waino and Carp… Ask carlos beltran and brandon inge if wainwright can strike someone out… Dave Duncan teaches them its smarter not too…"

HES LIKE MATT CAIN!

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

TIM DIDN’T GET WINS BECAUSE OF HIS STRIKEOUTS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB.com comments are painfully bad

“Makes me sick too, with fewer 1st place votes than Wainwright and Carp, Potty still wins. Potty is a fine pitcher but definitely not the award winner this year. What the heck was MLB thinking? They must be high as well…”

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh god.

“Another case of east and west coast bias. there is no way Linecum should have won the award. He would be the 3rd pictcher on the Cards staff. what a shame that the award was given to the wrong person. 15 wins? give me a break.”

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If he’d been on the Cards, he’d have won like 22 games.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I already determined it would be 27-0 in 29 starts.

Also, at least 40 additional strikeouts from people swinging for the fences more to try to score some runs, since they’d have to try to keep up with Pujols/Holliday.

Never question the divinity of That Which Was Pulled From My Ass.

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude is getting his pitchers mixed up. He is clearly thinking about Cain.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

3rd starter…at best (on the Cardinals)

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Potty?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What a 5 year old calls a toilet

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

…or what a Bostonian calls a party.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently people in other parts of the country think smoking weed is a bad thing.

I don’t always fee this way but times like this I enjoy living in my liberal San Francisco bubble.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

11 IS FEWER THAN 9!!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

LINCECUM CAN'T GET OUTS!!!!

WHIP:
Lincecum: 1.05
Carpenter: 1.01
Wainwright: 1.21

CLEARLY NOT IN THEIR LEAGUE!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave Duncan teaches them its smarter not too

Duncan apparently didn’t teach you word usage.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

DAVE DUNCAN’S SCHOOL FER WORD LEARNIN’!

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

This looks right to myself.

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Nov 19, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s coming for your no-hitter Dock Ellis-D!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL BUTTHURT ST LOUIS WRITERS

Chris Carpenter was the best starting pitcher in the National League. When he pitched, he was the toughest starter to hit. That is why he won the league’s earned-run average title.

Adam Wainwright built the best season -– from start to finish—so he deserved the NL’s Cy Young Award this season.

But Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum got it instead, to the great agitation of Cardinal Nation.

What went wrong?

* Many baseball writers downplayed the value of actually winning games, since Lincecum won just 15 times with a decent supporting team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

PACIFIER

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

KEEP FUCKING COMPLAINING CARDINAL FANS AND WRITERS, IT IS WHAT IT FUCKING IS

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

he claims that Carp would have won if Law and Carroll had put him on their ballots, but that’s not actually the case.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The comments there are pretty pathetic, too.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish this team was decent.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, that wasn’t a internet comment!?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

holy fucking shit

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

He makes a really big deal about how Wainwright had more IP than Tim and how he went late into games.

Wainwright 34 GS 233 IP 6.85 IP/GS

Tim 32 GS 225.1 IP 7IP/GS 7.04 IP/GS

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

2 EXTRA GS!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

8 MOAR IP!

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ONE ADDITIONAL START'S WORTH OF INNINGS OVER TWO ADDITIONAL STARTS!!!!!!!!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Waaahmbulance was seen speeding toward St. Louis this afternoon.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum won just 15 times with a decent supporting team third baseman.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Jayson Stark hears that the Marlins were in serious trade talks with the Giants and Rangers about Dan Uggla.

by DFAAurillia on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

LINCECUM FOR UGGLA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Bye Thomas Neal. I’ll miss you.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave Cameron seems to think if the Marlins trade him, it’s going to be a pretty straight-up salary dump. I hope he’s right.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Me, too. I hope he comically plays third for us.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They said that about the Pirates and Freddy Sanchez

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll need a picture before I can answer that.

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did I imagine...

You saying “FUCK” all angrily, then suddenly switching to a Soulja Boy-style “YOUUUUUUUU”?

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

does this like, make me a bad person?

Five...Five Cutler...Five Cutler Pickoffs....

by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

more like this

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

what are YOOOU doing here?

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by zodiac_chiller on Nov 19, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It had Horatio Cane on it, couldn’t of been THAT bad

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

what movie?

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Sub-topic: the worst movie you've ever seen

I might have to go with It’s Pat!

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

does Manos count

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah, duh

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Troll 2!

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Knowing with Nick Cage

holy shit.

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

in the non manos category

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mind that one so much.

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

man I thought it was TURRRIBLE

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mind in the sense that at least the plot line connected. I didn’t turn it off. Plus I am not spiritual or religious so I find shit like that funny.

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I just thought everything was awful

the plot, the acting, pretty much everything.

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Recently? Probably Australia. Also, S. Darko (a spin-off of Donnie Darko without any real link to the first movie) was truly awful.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

in the same vein, Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey was god-awful. and I had such high hopes too!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Damon Bruce.

/wrongSubtopic

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by zodiac_chiller on Nov 19, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wicker Man

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It was rather entertaining to watch. The theater I was in basically turned into MST3K about 1/4 of the way in

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That's 2 nick cage movies so far

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? It was a ridiculous movie, sure, but how else was it suppose to be done?

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen it but I think it’s on FX like every day. I always see the ad where Nick Cage is like

I FEEL LIKE MY SKULL IS ON FIRE

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It was totally STOOPID but, I mean, how else do you make a ghost rider movie?

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I like brainless movies. I would watch it just for Cage.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

God, he just really isn’t that great of an actor in my opinion

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s been in some good stuff. I loved him in Adaptation and Raising Arizona.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Raising Arizona is one of my favorite movies

Also, he wasn’t that bad in Moonstruck.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

John Goodman is so awesome in Raising Arizona.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to get that on DVD. It’s been like ten years since I last watched it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s our little Gale junior now.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

John Goodman is so awesome in Raising Arizona. life. He’s the shit!

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I would agree with you, but I still remember the Babe.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Raising Arizona was awesome as was Con Air, Teh Rock (I will take the heat) Family Man and Face Off

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Con Air/The Rock/FaceOff is one of the holy trinities of loud stupid action movies. It makes one want to punch walls and drive around with thrash metal blaring.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What?!

Those are fantastic!

“Welcome, to the Rock!”

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! In the good way! I enjoy them all for being mindless and violent.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

THE ROCK! that one wasn’t THAT bad but yea, wasn’t great either

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but i don’t like current issues in movies, i just want entertainment.

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wild at Heart?
Leaving Las Vegas?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

NO
ok

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Leaving Las Vegas, yes.

And I also love Peggy Sue Got Married.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I got dragged by my mom to see Peggy Sue in the theater. That and Romancing the Stone were always in an endless loop on the VCR.

I don’t need to see either ever again, the images are burned deep.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE WILD AT HEART

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

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by victor frankenstein on Nov 20, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He should be fun to watch in Bad Lutinent.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

until you see his penis

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cage IS good, though

that’s why his movies lately just make me go “WTFF?”

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He makes me lol

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

And by the way, how bad was It's Pat?

So bad hat I just said it was the worst movie I’ve ever had despite the fact that it stars Dave Foley.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I must have forgotten that, much like most of that movie. This is a good thing.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He plays Pat’s lover, Chris, with a wig.

I watched it years ago on Channel 36 while home sick from work with the flu. It was not a pleasant day.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Foley hasn’t made a lot of great career decisions.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Newsradio is still hilarious.

And now, I’d like to tell you aboot the Daves I know.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And Kids in the Hall.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, he has a pass for life from me for News Radio and KITH, but he’s been in some real garbage. I did like The Wrong Guy though.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Come to think of it, I think I’ve only seen him in four things:

The Good:
Kids in the Hall
NewsRadio

The Okay:
Dick

The Not Okay:
It’s Pat!

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That could be included in KITH

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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Also in the depths of my Netflix queue.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, I remember hearing good things about it.

The Kids themselves hate it, but that’s more because they were totally miserable and at each other’s throats during its production.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only seen parts and yeah…

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He was the gay friend in Blast From The Past! I just checked his IMDB and he’s been around a lot more than I ever would have noticed.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I really adore KTH, but none of them really ever went on to great success outside of the show.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

NewsRadio is great success in my book, if not the ratings book!

Mark McKinney went on to create a Canadian show called Slings & Arrows which is supposed to be good. I haven’t seen it, but it’s in the queue.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The 5th season of News Radio makes me sad.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

my brother swears this is the greatest series ever made

but he’s a big shakespeare nerd. I watched the pilot on DVD – it was good – been meaning to watch the rest at some point

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by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The pilot isn’t bad but it gets a lot better.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

that's what my brother said also

maybe over the holidays I’ll watch more of it

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by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Thompson

 had a one-man show that he was pimping on Conan years back.

“Well, the show starts out with me masturbating into a sock- or as I call it my dreamcatcher.”

Never could look at those things the same way again.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It really is a testament to Newsradio that is was that funny despite Andy Dick’s presence.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Joe Rogan is in it. I have a feeling I’m going to be in the minority here, but I love Joe Rogan.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s douchey (and apparently a lot of the crazy stuff Joe Garelli believed is actually stuff Rogan believes) but I can’t bring myself to really hate him.

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If you haven’t seen his stand up, check it out. Dude is definitely weird, but very funny.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw him a few months ago in Pasadena. meh

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by Giant among Angels on Nov 19, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It also has Ween in it!

<3 Ween

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

also LOL Thora Birch.

she was in two of the better movies of that timeframe, and uh. . . that.

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still kind of in love with her from Ghost World.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was meh about Ghost World!

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Shame on you.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Banned

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But you shouldn’t be meh about it because it was really really good.

I don’t think you took that into consideration. Go consider that. I’ll wait.

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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

MY PERCEPTIONS, YOU HAVE CHANGED THEM!

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that might work.

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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU, SIR, ARE COMPLETELY WRONG. IT IS NOT MEH.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, Thora and Scarlett in that movie

/gets flustered

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

MURDERER’S ROW

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE THAT MOVIE

IT’S SO BAD AND JEREMY IRONS HAMS IT UP TO THE MAX

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeremy Irons is always shouting in everything he does.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE HIM

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

but he doesn’t shout in everything, just when he takes these crappy roles for the lulz.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’ve only seen his crappy movies! Also, didn’t D&D have Marlon Wayans in it?

lulz

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

fresh from Requiem for a Dream, too.

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a sick movie

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Biggest dropoff ever?

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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I could be wrong but I think Forrest Whitaker did Battelfield Earth right after Ghost Dog.

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Scientology can lead to some bad decisions

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I find Battlefield Earth to be a very entertaining film.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh lord, Battlefield Earth was so godawful.

Then he was Idi Amin.

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His has a interesting career path

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ghost Dog is awesome.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on Nov 19, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, though I am lower on Requiem than most folks

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

JEREMY IRONS WAS SCAR

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

racist

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by SF Pete on Nov 19, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Roth, Jeremy Irons and Gary Oldman all do roles like that from time to time.

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn’t?

/turns on ‘My Way’ from Sid & Nancy

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

in the non-Manos category

it might not be the outright WORST, but my least favorite movie ever is Match Point

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite bad. I actually think Woody Allen is pretty crappy overall, though I do like Annie Hall.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Scoop was one of his worst movies

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I like a few Woody Allen movies, but that one was just terrible. Go back to making funny movies, bro, your attempt at pretentious high art was a joke.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Allen movies, I’m not a huge fan, but I just saw Whatever It Takes last week and I liked it a lot.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Vicky Christina Barcelona was dull as shit. Not even Javier Bardem being hot could save it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Vicky Christina Barcelona

The answer to the question, “How do you screw up girl-on-girl scene with Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz?”

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by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, I really liked that movie.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 19, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever was pretty godawfully terrible.

At least those crappy horror movies we love to hate are funny bad. That was just a shitfest of epic proportions.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

An old Elen Degeneres movie called “Mr Wrong” (iirc). Men Who Stare at Goats was pretty high up there but probably due to expectations.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Was The Men Who Stare at Goats really bad? The trailers looked funny, but I haven’t seen any trailers since it opened.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

the book is great!

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not funny. Not at all. And I laugh at everything.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You know on the other end of the spectrum. A movie I can’t stop watching is “Mr. Brooks”

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

the patriot

actually I once out of curiosity rented “Test Tube Teens from the year 2000.” that was probably the worst ever.

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The only good thing is that it’s got a great dane in it.

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Patriot has been dubbed the most historically inaccurate film ever.

And, yeah, it’s pretty bad.

/owns it

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by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh. Gladiator? Best picture? Srsly?

“I want to give Rome back to the people.” Too bad the Roman Empire continued to be ruled by, ya know, emperors.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

There are lot of historically inaccurate movies

I’m not really into judgin which are the most inaccurate. I’m just saying that it has been dubbed the most historically inaccurate.

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by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Troll 2

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pushing Tin wins on the difficulty multiplier as I was dragged there by my wife who has a John Cusack infatuation.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the best gif's ever.

I need to find the Bill O’Reilly “Oh Fuck It” gif.

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by Gabafnerhagen on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

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Rangers?

Wheres is he going to play?

third?

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by Giant among Angels on Nov 19, 2009 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

That is exactly what i told my roommate, TODAY IS A GREAT DAY ALL THE SUDDEN

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

timmeh

please…

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by zodiac_chiller on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

KLAW’s explanation for his CY ballot is gated. :(

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

Doubt you want this info

But here is what it says:

My NL Cy Young ballot was

1. Tim Lincecum

2. Javier Vazquez

3. Adam Wainwright

That’s it.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Vazquez really that high? damn! he had a ton of SO… but damn

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

WAR

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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

WAR stands for……..

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wins Above Replacement.

You can find a series of articles detailing what it is here.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically, although that doesn’t explain Wainwright.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t know why people are making a huge deal about the Vazquez vote. FIP/WAR aside, if you’re not going to vote for Carp because of innings/GS, Vazquez had really similar numbers to Wainwright (and better in many categories).

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

see, i’m not too keen on what WAR or FIP stands for in the first place, i’m pretty sure that’s the reasoning behind it, the only way i know Vazquez is good is from fantasy, and he was lights out most or every time

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re interested, you can read the articles I linked above, and ask any questions you like. There are plenty of people here who are willing and able to explain.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks buddy, i appreciate it, yea so WAR is wins that he produces??

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically

Over what would be considered a freely available talent. These are approximately the guys you can have for league minimum each season.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Got you, now that makes a ton more sense, thanks

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

at the bottom, it says

Want his rationales? Ya gotta be an ESPN Insider, friends.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops

Logged in on wrong account:

Lincecum was a no-brainer, and it’s disappointing to see that a majority of voters on the award whiffed on the easiest part of the three-part question. Lincecum led the NL in FIP (Fielding Independent Pitching) and WAR (Wins Above Replacement), both of which normalize a pitcher’s stats to account for the help he received from his defense, and he led both categories by wide margins. He also led the NL in VORP, which adjusts for park but not for defense, by a narrow margin. I understand that many voters are uncomfortable with these advanced stats, but Lincecum also finished second in the NL in (unadjusted) ERA, but threw 36 more innings than the guy in front of him, Chris Carpenter.

Carpenter’s innings total was the main reason he ended up off my ballot. He pitched extremely well when on the mound, but not well enough to close the value gap between him and the three pitchers I listed, each of whom threw at least 27 innings more than Carpenter. Both Carpenter and Wainwright received significant help from their defense, while neither Lincecum nor Vazquez could say the same.

As for Vazquez, he ranked ahead of Wainwright in the advanced metrics anyway, but I also gave him extra credit for pitching in the most difficult division in the NL, one in which he had to face two great offenses and only one patsy.

As for the win total of each pitcher: I ignored that, because, as I’ve said for years, it tells us nothing useful about how well the pitcher performed.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I see nothing wrong with that ballot.

Will Carroll, otoh…

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m down.

I’m not sure he’s using the word “normalized” correctly, but whatevs.

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm now in love with this guy

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It is an awesome explanation.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I’m just assuming it’s all based on WAR.

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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats Timmy!

We are getting the chance to watch something really special. He is mesmerizing to watch. I am very happy for him.

And since this is my MO, I want to take a moment to send a big “Fuck You!” to Brian Sabean:

Fuck you Sabean for almost trading Timmy for Rios. Fuck you Sabean for having no idea how to construct an offense and wasting two of the greatest talents in MLB history (see Bonds, Barry Lamar and Enchanter, Tim the). I hope I eat my words.

Ok, back to Happy Place where Timmy is the champ. Yipppeeeeeeee!!!!

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

“Even though I believe Tim is the best starting pitcher on the planet, I do not feel he is worthy of the repeat honor.”
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293713-tim-lincecum-wins-national-leagues-cy-young-award-by-defeault

How the fuck does that make sense?

by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

uh he hardly won by default, he won by like 6 points.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Bleacherrreport is a horrible site.

by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, its worse than here!

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Bleacher report is awful

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

a huge oversight

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was at the top

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

it was in the other thread

right after the announcement

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Per Baggs
Lincecum also said he "almost jumped out the window" when he learned of his second Cy Young award

I thought he just did pot, not angel dust.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

I love tim

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to get Lincecum and Greinke in a room together and record the conversation they have.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t they both about the same age?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much

Greinke is 26. Lincecum is 25.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’d be epic for sure.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what’s going on, man.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats Timmy!

I was having weird dreams all morning that Carpenter won. Glad I was wrong.

by pwoper on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

TMI!

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by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmay!

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by MeSoKrabby on Nov 19, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

WOULD EXPECT ANY OF YOU POT HEAD SUPPRTERS TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL,

LULZ BEST FANZ IN BASEBULL!!

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by satyricrash on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Since the Cy predictor was discussed earlier…

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/1490/do-both-cy-young-signal-shift

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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

Sooo

What exactly is hot death?

by kimmyg on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

It just makes me furious that the award went to Mr. Lincecum. Even if he did deserve it, the man was a role model for children everywhere, and he was caught with an illegal substance, and driving under the influence. The children of this country need to learn that if you do drugs you will not win a Cy Young. They should have taken it away as a lesson to Tim Lincecum, but American Sports knows no shame. I am disgusted.

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Nov 19, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

Ummm….sarchasm?

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

and driving under the influence

and wrong regardless.

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record

He was not high while driving so no DUI, he just had possession and really Timmy should have gotten an entourage and blamed it on them.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

-10,000

…and I say that as a guy who’s never used an illegal drug in his life and doesn’t even drink.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is definitely sarchasm…

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so!

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s still early though.

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

To those falling in

Check out TexarRanger’s first fanpost: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/12/19/697436/new-trade-proposal-from-ne

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a similar comment to mine on mlb, and couldn’t resist putting it up and cleaning up grammar

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and that still gives me a chuckle, people are so eager to blow up over something

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Nov 19, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hehehe one of them. always a good time for 12 seconds or so.

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by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

why do people not realize

the voting happened way before the pot non-issue?

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by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That was me about an hour ago.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

whoopsie daisy

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by GiantPain on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

what?

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I I think I saw that being filmed. That down the street from my apt

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously! Thats my favorite show! Thats awesome!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 19, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, most of it is filmed in LA but they film a little bit in the city. That glass structure that is directly behind the woman is where the liberty bell. and if you cross the cross walk to the right you will be in front of independence hall.

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

+1 for Greenman. It’s always sunny is a fantastic show.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Green Man! Charlie haha!

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by Yoyo on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Greenman.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Next step

Put Carpenter/Wainwrights face on Dennis and Linceum Green Man up

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by MeSoKrabby on Nov 20, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

WIN OVERLOAD!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 19, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Flem on the air...

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

punking Brooks already

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The opening? where he sucked on his pitch?

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, prerecorded, but funny.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Always funny when they poke fun at both

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone listen to Dave do Stanford football—is he a good football anouncer as well?

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, we’re a Cal household now.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yea, Michigan fan, but still hear the highlights

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh… what a fail of a season. and it started off so well too! notre dame was probably my most enjoyable in-person game besides the no-hitter.

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by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

/currently applying to both Berkeley and Stanford
/almost certainly won’t go to either, sigh

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, he gets really pumped up when he does it too

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Now Brooks doggin Timmy’s hair and taste in music—bitch.

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, i just dont understand how… but ok

by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Bill Neukom,

Hey, this guy Lincecum is really good. Probably one of the best pitchers baseball has seen.

Wouldn’t it be great if he could be the guy who led us to our first world series?

Now, I know it’s a hard economy, but you’re a pretty wealthy guy. I think it would be great if you could dig around in your pockets, check under the couch cushions, and have a bowtie-garage-sale to come up with, oh, say, 100 million dollars or so to sign this “Matt Holliday” character. I hear he’s the bee’s knees.

 Sincerely,

  Giants Fans everywhere

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by GiantPain on Nov 19, 2009 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck and yes

also: add in maybe 7 mil more a year and get nick johnson

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by bondslegend on Nov 19, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

So, wait, is there a press conference on CSNBA at 2?

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah.

It’s also streaming online. http://bit.ly/3roR1X

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Balls

I have to leave for rehearsal in a bit.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Timmy even currently in SF?

Or he is high tailing it down the 5 freeway now from WA after hearing the news?

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they leak the results to the winners a bit ahead of time to make sure they’re in town for the press conference

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes this.

Also for the Giants PR department to prepare the Q&A strategy. This press conference should be a little different from last year’s…

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They probably warned everyone that they will revoke press privileges if they ask about the Mary Jane.

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually don’t people just “decline to comment” on stuff like that when the case is still going on?

I’ve read that sentence 3 times now and I still can’t figure out if it makes any sense… you know what I mean!

… and now for a nap!

by Merope on Nov 19, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I bet the Giants are preemptive. I mean when have they not planned for the future?

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The Giants? I haven’t even taken the Nyquil yet and I’m already hallucinating.

by Merope on Nov 19, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

/sarchasm

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m somewhat astonished we’re 700+ comments into this thread and no one has mentioned what they had for lunch.

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by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

Salt and pepper spare rips with bok choy

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bong hits and choco tacos!

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrito

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too!

/high five!

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I eat lunch everyday

We’d have to wait til next November to celebrate Timmy winning it again.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Stew, with a little seasoning salt

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by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Reuben sandwich with potato salad

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t had lunch yet.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a turkey sandwich and a salad.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Meatloaf sandwich with mac & cheese from Boston Market.

And a diet Coke.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicken tortilla salad and tomato basil bisque. Yum.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Had a potluck

Star shaped cookies with sprinkles, chocolate truffles, rice krispy treats, soda and chips

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

KLAW is obviously getting a lot of flack:

“If a team got a $1mm bonus for winning a game, would you split it among all players who played, or give it to the pitcher who got the Win?”

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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

I’d take the bonus and use it to buy weed. Lots of weed.

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by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Word.

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by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Nov 19, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Guano Batman!

On the front page of SFGate:
UC regents approve 32 percent student fee increase.

Boy am I glad I am done with school.

by Merope on Nov 19, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

IT SUCH A GOOD DEAL!

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I remember doing my undergrad stuff and getting mighty upset when they raised the CSU-fees to ~$500 a quarter.

…course back then …we also signed up for classes in the gymnasium by turning in punch cards…

by Merope on Nov 19, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I paid 30K a year for as a out of state the University of New Hampshire…thank god I had a scholarship

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by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

…50 thou. a year. out of state at umich is :(, diggin the ’rents right about now.

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by beat_la_25 on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

One of my first McC memories was the large debate I got into with the entire board about the relative benefits of subsidized college educations. I think it was during a GameDay thread, too.

Give -peace- Ryan Garko a chance.

by GiantPain on Nov 19, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

On the plus side, after graduating from a UC it should be easy to pay back the student loans once you get a job go back to living at home because you can’t find a job.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I owed about $30k in student loans

I graduated in 2008 and my folks actually paid off my freshman year tuition plus board in full so the $30k is for the remaining 3 years. I think it’s not too much as I had no scholarships at all and I usually don’t buy textbooks unless I have to.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that shit.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe the professors should voluntarily take pay and benefit cuts to show solidarity with the students…

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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 19, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have to be across the board, and many of them don’t make much money at all.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They have had pay cuts already.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Furlough days are rampant in Arizona.

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by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I know they’ve had some furlough days.

by Merope on Nov 19, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Something about furloughs.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a damn furlough every week. And they’re increasing tuition again in spring. It’s just going up 10% for CSU.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Back when I started grad school at SF State in 2003, it was $972 a semester. Last time I checked it’s somewhere around $2300.

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by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Community college tuition has almost quadrupled since I went to DVC a decade ago.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

When I started at DVC in 2002, it was $11 a unit. When I left in 2008, it was $26 a unit.

I mean, I’m glad I completed my GE without having to take out loans, and I’m really glad my semester expenses are around $7000 (tuition and housing) and I can get loans for it. But still. The rising prices are stupid.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I must admit

I don’t remember what it cost for my college. My grants always covered tuition.

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by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to find these things called grants.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The only useful Grant I know of.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a couple of things that you have said you will never have: a spouse and kids.

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by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but those don’t pay for college. Or do they?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It helped with my financial aid.

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by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My (private grad school) tuition this year was 47K.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yow

That’s more than double my private college undergrad tuition.

Of course, with room and board, it was closer. Living in Manhattan and all.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Grad school sucks sometimes. I just accepted my financial aid, though, and someone decided to give me a free 4K. I was pretty stoked about that.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I did my MA at a public university and deferred a year to get in-state tuition. I’m planning to go back for a PhD now – but only if I get funding. I’m not willing to take on any more debt than I already have.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

All that debt being from undergrad, mind you. I was able to pay for my MA.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

For PhD programs, funding is so key. I wouldn’t start one, either, if I didn’t have a lab slot already lined up. Unfortunately, that doesn’t exist for other brands of grad school.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. It really depends on what you mean by lab slot, but I’d have to agree that having a lab in mind is essential. Whether the prof has room to take you is for the most part too difficult to predict.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of my friends (who are doing macro-biology stuff) were able to get lab positions guaranteed before they matriculated. Made the whole funding issue somewhat moot.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

matriculated is one of those words that isn’t dirty, but still makes one giggle.

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s dirty.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't see myself trying to get my PhD after this without funding either

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McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Nov 19, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Where are the zig zags?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 23, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Shift+A

Congrats to Tim

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by baetown415 on Nov 19, 2009 1:45 PM PST reply actions  

KNBR reporting Timmy had a conference call this morning addressing his speeding/pot bust.

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

OH YEAH

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Nov 19, 2009 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

omg press conference

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

lol Mychael Urban

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Press conference should be here

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?topic_id=7660022

For those who want to watch online.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Conference starting!

My God Timmy looks ridiculous without a hat on.

Give -peace- Ryan Garko a chance.

by GiantPain on Nov 19, 2009 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

The table looks like the weirdest front row of “Match Game” stars ever.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

wow Tim’s hair

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE [frontman of indie band]!!!

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Press conference not on KNBR?

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

and nevermind…is too

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Rags’s voice is higher than I would have expected

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

DAMMIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE PRESS CONFERENCE

Have I missed anything relevant or interesting so far?

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

Quiet!

Bork is speaking right now.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

All I heard were “BORKs”

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

For those not watching

I would describe the shape of Tim’s head as “elliptical.”

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

I figured out why Sabean and Bochy love each other so much

They’re a perfect pair – the two dullest men on the planet.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

Timmy sounds high

but hey what else is new?

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, man. I’m like totally excited about this award, man. anyone got any choco tacos? what?

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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 19, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats Timmy!

I cannot find the article titled something like " Why Lincecum will not win the cy young" It was either in the Merc or SFgate. Anyone read that one?

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Nov 19, 2009 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Schulman had one called, “Why I voted for Carpenter” or similar – maybe that’s what you’re thinking of?

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.. this was the yesterday or the day before. It said he will not win most likely because of the weed incident.

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Nov 19, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim supports Bengie!

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

stop giving Benjie credit

Sabes might be convince d to bring him back!

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

But he catches CY YOUNGZ!

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

but not no-hitters.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Snark – does Sabean only wear 1 shirt to these press conferences?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

It’s the only one in his wardrobe without gravy stains.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than the alternative.

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

hey

he really likes that shirt, ok?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a cartoon character

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

super-FLewis

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lulz

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

The list they showed on CSN of multi-time NL Cy Young winners was pretty damn impressive. All Hall of Famers or sure-fire future Hall of Famers. Whoo!

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

Bob Gibson, Tom Seaver, Steve Carlton, Randy Johnson, Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, Sandy Koufax, Tim Lincecum. Damn.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa, I thought Brandon Webb had won two.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. He’s won once and finished second twice.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And how many of those Cy’s came when they were 24, 25?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably none of ’em but Timmy.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Signs I’ve watched too many TV commercials: I keep expecting Justin Timberlake or Peyton Manning to be sitting next to Dave Righetti.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

Been in meetings all day, my only time to post, have another meeting in 15.

This was good for last year, so I’m using it this year too.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Timmy ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Well gotta go.

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by timmeh on Nov 19, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

“Matt Cain is like 30 years old and he’s younger than me.”

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

KRYPTIC KAWAKAMI

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

She’s hot!

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Alanis?

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He does look better with long hair.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So he does own a collared shirt.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Matt’s.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone shop some Lennon gasses on him..

If Bochy coached the Warriors Bengie Molina would start every game at PG.

by cybermaldonado on Nov 19, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“Obviously stats aren’t everyhing, from the way the voting went down.”
What?

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

Dumb sportswriter questions are dumb.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim should just lean across the table periodically to Sabes & drop a “CHA-CHING!”

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey!

I just realized that at least one of my preseason awards predictions was right. Yay.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

LOL ME
NL MVP: David Wright
AL MVP: Justin Mourneau
NL Cy Young: Tim Lincecum
AL Cy Young: Roy Halladay
NL ROY: TRAVIS ISHIKAWA! Okay, maybe not. Um, Colby Rasmus looks good. Most of the rookies I’m high on this year are in the AL, though.
AL ROY: Travis Snider

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that from a MCC prediction thread? Link?

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/5/823854/2009-predictions#13744454

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Mine:
AWARDS
NL MVP: Undeserving Candidate
NL CY YOUNG: Undeserving Candidate (WRONG)
NL ROY: Undeserving Candidate (KINDA WRONG)
AL MVP: Undeserving Candidate
AL CY YOUNG: Undeserving Candidate (WRONG)
AL ROY: Deserving Candidate (WRONG)

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Did I really pick the Indians? Woof.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL 32 COMMENTS

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed that thread...

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by baetown415 on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even close
NL MVP: Wright
NL CY YOUNG: Santana
NL ROY: Cameron Maybin

AL MVP: Josh Hamilton
AL CY YOUNG: Halladay
AL ROY: Matt Weiters

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I nailed both Cy Young winners. Everything else, not so much. LOL me for picking Aramis Ramirez to win the NL MVP.

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by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You couldn't have done much worse than my NL playoff predictions, though!

NL West: Diamondbacks
NL Central: Cubs
NL East: Marlins
NL Wild Card: Reds

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pretty sure Jay Bruce and Joey Votto were going to both have monster seasons, and I like their pitching.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the whole AL playoff correct:
AL POSTSEASON

Yankees over Twins
Angels over Red Sox
Yankees over Angels

WORLD SERIES

Yankees over Phillies

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Nov 19, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Morneau?

RIBBIES!

Colby Rasmus should’ve been in the top three for NL ROY.

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Nov 19, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He went out on the roof of his house to get better service lol

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

lol

i love tim

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG pot statement

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

I'm so sure Tim will never smoke pot again

riiiiiiiight

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Nov 19, 2009 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

Just brownies from now on.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

"It will never happen again"

getting caught, that is.

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, because no way is he gonna stop rebelling against The Man by smoking! He’s way too much of a badass for that!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Where IS Swoopie, anyway? Banned by the fascist agents of authority?

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

BRB, gonna freak out the normals.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, he’ll never speed again.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What he said was, “This [kind of incident] will never happen again.” I take that to mean that in the future, he’ll make sure he has dime bags pre-delivered to wherever he’s going.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He meant he’ll have enough money now to buy off the cop.

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Never again

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by MeSoKrabby on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

LOL, timmy’s hair!

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by Norm Median on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

That was some pretty funny side-conversation:

Sabean (to Rags): “What’s your handicap these days.”

Rags: “It seems to get higher the more I play.”

And then Tim asked Rags for water b/c his legs were shaking. Aw.

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by rhys on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

dehydrated FROM THE DEMON WEED amirite

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

undoubtedly.

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by rhys on Nov 19, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG COTTONMOUTH!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

trade

Timmy for Carpenter AND Wainright

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Nov 19, 2009 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

So next stop is Ralph and Tom’s, right?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 PM PST reply actions  

oh boy, more W’s talk

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Nov 19, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Smith vs. Rodgers…for the 18076th time….

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

First guy to win a cy young with 15 wins

SUCK IT CARDINALS PITCHING

"My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

There are some that call him TIM!

It was a good thing I brought an extra pair of pants to work today.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

THIS

"My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, bitter logic

Stlpujols wrote:
There’s absolutely no way Lincecum should have won this award. Wainwright (19 wins) and Carpenter (17wins) were tops in the national league and carpenter’s ERA was .25 points better than Lincecum. Wins aren’t everything but you shouldn’t win a Cy Young wit only 15 wins. Who cares how many K’s you have. And another thing, Cardinals made the playoffs while San Fransisco finished 3rd in their division. I’d take Carpenter AND Wainwright’s season over Lincecum’s ANY DAY.
11/19/2009 5:26:33 PM

by Link on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

And another thing, Cardinals made the playoffs while San Fransisco finished 3rd in their division.

I will never understand why people think this should matter in giving out individual awards that are supposed to be about the best performance, not the most “value.”

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they realize that…

A) The Cards won a mere 3 more games than the Giants
B) Lincecum won it last year despite a bad team, as did Greinke and Cliff Lee recently.
C) The Giants won the season series against the Cards, 4-3 and beat both Carpenter and Wainwright (they couldn’t beat Timmy with Pujols and friends, in fact I believed Linceum shut them out)
D) Giants were in a tougher division with the Rockies and Dodgers going into the playoffs while Cards get to play the Pirates a lot

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

the Giants slapped Carp around a bit, IIRC

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum pitched a 2hitter againts the cardinals, with 10 Ks I believe. Although one of those two hits was a double smashed by Pujols

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggz' logic is still backwards imo

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/11/19/thoughts-on-tim-lincecum-the-cy-young-and-wins/

I do think wins are important, though. You can’t completely discard them. Some pitchers just know how to win, whether it’s 6-5 or 2-1. That’s just as much a skill as anything else. There is a human element to this game that doesn’t fit in any computer simulation. There’s no stat to measure fortitude. But it’s an important component in a performance-driven industry. There’s a reason teams spend a lot of time assessing makeup and personality when they research draftees and potential free-agent signings. It matters. Just ask Matt Cain.


I’m not saying Tim Lincecum doesn’t have the fortitude to be a big-game pitcher. But I do believe he wasn’t at his best in the second half. He didn’t get consistent run support. He played for an inferior team, despite its 88 wins. And yes, his ERA demonstrates that he certainly pitched well overall. But at the end of the day, wins and losses are what matters. And a Cy Young Award winner doesn’t allow his team, a contending team, to go 7-7 in his starts after the All-Star break.

by superk1ng on Nov 19, 2009 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

There’s a reason teams spend a lot of time assessing makeup and personality when they research draftees and potential free-agent signings. It matters. Just ask Matt Cain.

wait, what?

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Lonely Matt Cain is unwanted

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

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by jctGamer on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

the Mark Sweeney incident

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

At the risk of being ostracized…refresh my memory?

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Bonds tested positive for greenies, said it was Mark Sweeney’s fault, everyone wants to talk to Mark Sweeney, no one wants to talk to Matt Cain

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhhh…you’ll have to excuse me….short term memory loss…

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Cain must be thinking: “You just watch when I win back-to-back Cy Youngs in a few years and become the Freakin’ Ace for this Franchise. Freak and Franchise, those would be the nicknames they’ll call me!”

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the caption say?

“One day, I’ll (something something…)”?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Nov 19, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

“One day ill win the Cy Young too”

i think

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 19, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

THEN YOU’LL ALL PAY

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you know, Matt Cain missed out on that big free agent pay day and fell out of the first round in the draft because he has a shitty personality!

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cainer was a first-round pick. Number 25 overall, though.

So huh, THAT’s why the Giants picked him, for his freakin’ PERSONALITY?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I don’t think makeup really helped him out…

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

(that's the joke)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You, sir, are in the depths of a chasm of sar.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT, I keep forgetting that there are actually Cain fans around here! Though I really do need to find that Cain meme so I can update my inside joke cheat sheet…

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Personality and balls of fire

Cojones de fuegos, papi.

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lol @ the first comment
I remember one game when Matt Cain was down 1-0 going into the bottom of the 5th inning. The Giants scored 4 runs for him that inning. He was just a good pitcher in the first 4 innings, but in the 5th, Matt Cain learned how to win.

by superk1ng on Nov 19, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

I’m rapidly losing respect for Schulman and Baggs today. :-/

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Baggs is most frustrating because he seems like a smart guy most of the time and then he comes out with bullshit like this.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Throw Haft into that mix too. Lefty Malo made a great post about it earlier this week.
I don’t know what’s up the beat writers this week, but they’ve all gone bonkers.

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Tyler Graham is my favorite San Jose Giant because he has smart balls.

by Norm Median on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Chris Haft is smart at all. Actually I’m pretty sure he’s dumb as a bag of saliva.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I never really had enough respect for Haft that he should worry about losing it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Nov 19, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Better or worse than Draper?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Rich Draper and Hank Schulman are my homeboys. Seriously.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Still better than his predecessor.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember anything about him/her.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Rich Draper. And I agree 110% with Natto.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Google reveals
For the 28-year-old Ransom, it’s been an amazing turnaround. He cleared waivers earlier in the year, then came alive offensively at Fresno, thanks to regular playing time and the urgency to play well.

With the Giants this season, the sharp-fielding player was hitting only .162 over 46 games, and while Cruz remains the starter at short and Pedro Feliz may play there was well, Ransom will be given more opportunities.

“Ransom is somebody you can’t put on waivers without losing him,” said Colletti. “If I’m a team seemingly out of the race and I’ve watched Cody Ransom play — nothing to lose. Let’s see what he can do. So the chances of him clearing waivers is slim. It’s not something you can toy with and take a chance on. They’re gone. You can’t pull him back.”

At long last, the slick-fielding Ransom feels his time has come

wheeeee.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

But dude, have you ever seen the video on youtube of him jumping really high on to a box?!?! It’s pretty awesome. You just have to forget every time you’ve ever watched him play baseball and you’d think he could do some sort of athletic activity at the highest level

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 19, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh there are some good ones

El Lefty M. gets credit for blogging about these:

Somebody keeps whispering in Noah Lowry’s ear, and it’s not like he’s hearing voices. It’s his own body doing the talking.
There’s a new Giants TV series airing next baseball season: “Two Men and a Kid.”

The cast? Shortstop Omar Vizquel, 39, second baseman Ray Durham, 35, and the promising sprite of those middle-aged middle infielders, 22-year-old Kevin Frandsen.

It’s not a sitcom, so don’t expect a comedy of errors from this acrobatic troupe of sure-handers, starring starters Vizquel and Durham, with Frandsen — in his second season — ready to fill in at a variety of cameo positions.
They are longtime buddies who played in the Minors together, evolved into big leaguers and talk fairly regularly. They especially share the nuances of that vital first corner territory and love of the game.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Frandsen’s bat is a seeing-eye stick — it hits everything, no matter the curve, the speed, the slice. That’s a curse at times, but through those rough patches he learned to be more selective, more patient, yet still keeping the aggression.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He smiled often this day after long clouts, but particularly enjoyed a high-pitched “Barrrryyy, Barrrryyy” cry from a two-year-old boy who — prompted by his dad — had no idea who the Giant really was.

His plaintive pleas still rang long after Bonds retired to the clubhouse.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

wat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

His dad prompted him not to know who Barry Bonds is?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I told you guys he was bad.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

One notable baseball publication has ridiculed San Francisco for its oldie-and-no-goodie lineup featuring players in their late 30s and early 40s, and stated unequivocably the Giants’ chances of equaling 75 wins would be difficult.

Don’t believe it.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember him

I’d forgotten how terrible he was

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

I could go on for a while but I’ll end with this:

Last time we met Travis Ishikawa, he was shakin’ his … er, all over in a semi striptease — and fortunately only a tease — during the infamous “Giants Idol” talent competition in Spring Training.

Now he’s back with the Giants — it’s just his knees quivering — and coincidentally only a few miles away from his show-biz debut. No foolin’.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Or ok, this...
Giants closer Armando Benitez has been playing with matches in the bullpen this season, the opposition occasionally setting small fires and some three alarmers with a trio of blown saves.

But now, maybe, it’s the opposition that’s alarmed. Every fiber of Giants pitcher Armando Benitez’s being screams closer.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to tell. When he does the mailbag, I think he just picks the stupidest questions that he gets to make his responses seem intelligent. He could be really dumb, but making himself look smart by comparison is clever. Of course, I could be giving him too much credit. He might actually think those are good questions.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 19, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. Sometimes his responses make him look just as stupid. Once, he posted a question where someone assumed Posey wasn’t ready because, he claimed, every MLB catcher but Joe Mauer had caught X number of games in the minors. In about 2 minutes on b-r, I was able to find like 5 other starting catchers who hadn’t caught X number of games in the minors. But Haft just said it was a great point and pretty much agreed.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

How does a bag of saliva compare to a box of hammers, intelligence-wise?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Bag of salvia?

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by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Vote collusion

So now they’re being all defensive together.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Nov 19, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

jctGamer, I bet.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m here all week.

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by jctGamer on Nov 19, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I posted a comment there too. Not as funny, though.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

First stupid comment there
No matter how good Giant pitching is, you need good D,the Giants will never see October with Rowand in center, go to a game and watch him,he has no range, you might as well put Molina in center.

I mean, I don’t like Rowand….but yeah.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

IT’S ALL MATT CAIN’S FAULT!

"It's too late now."

by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, Baggs, you just lost a lot of respect in my book.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Just shut up and pretend you never said anything, Baggs.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

AND YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

"My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 19, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Bengie approves!

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by Yoyo on Nov 19, 2009 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

So…obviously the best move is for the Giants to sign Timmeh long term. What is the contract offer that you make to him (a serious one that you think would be equitable on both sides.) Tolbert right now is saying 6 years 90-100 million.

Thoughts?

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

fanpost

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/11/19/1165528/lincecum-arbitration-results

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fail. I guess I’ve got some homework to do.

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Tolbert is your source…? Good Luck.

If Bochy coached the Warriors Bengie Molina would start every game at PG.

by cybermaldonado on Nov 19, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Just throwing it out there as a a jumping off point. D-Bruce is my real source for baseball info.

/Ducks

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

6 years – anything

"My friend once told me a story about San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. He said his cousin went out to a bar in San Francisco and saw Lincecum there. He went up to him to give him a handshake.

Lincecum refused. He didn’t want to give him a handshake. He wanted to give him a chest bump."

by Tim LinCyYoung on Nov 19, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

3/48

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting awkward for parents to discourage their kids from smoking weed, which is good.

“Ok Johnny, don’t smoke weed! Otherwise….. you could grow up to become a multiple Cy Young award winner!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Nov 19, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions  

Or the greatest swimmer in history.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

am currently watching are you smarter than a 5th grader on fox

by KENN on Nov 19, 2009 3:20 PM PST reply actions  

lol

If Bochy coached the Warriors Bengie Molina would start every game at PG.

by cybermaldonado on Nov 19, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

All Hail the Greatness that is Tim Lincecum!!!!!

by CSalMJS on Nov 19, 2009 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

Woohoo!!!

So Sweet!!! We’ve been lucky to have been able to watch 2 and a little bit seasons-worth of Timmah, and I hope there’s another 18 to go.

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 19, 2009 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

that’s a sharks jersey, right? for a second, I thought it was raiders and i was like TIM NOOOOOOOOOOO

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

I was thinking, “#55? He must be a middle linebacker!”

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a Sharks jersey.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If that was a Raiders jersey, I would hate him.

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by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Like others said, it is a Sharks jersey.

IIRC, that was the night he dropped the puck in a ceremonial face-off.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Nov 19, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen the Pablo interview with FoxSport where they try to get him to say go Raiders?

say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan

by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

“No. I wanna live til next season!”

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Woohoo Star Trek! Fuck yeah!

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

Shocker

However, this side-note sends shivers down my spine:

At the same time, Sabean said, he believes there is a good crop of “second-tier” free agents to look at.

Of all the things Sabean is bad at, signing second-tier free agents has to top the list.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, if you’re a second-tier free agent, you’d have to say Sabean is great at signing them.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello Johnny Damon and/or Jermaine Dye.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If only Jermaine Dye actually merited inclusion in said second tier.

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by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This is Brian Sabean we’re talking about. He thinks Dye is a second tier player due to his “veteran savvy” and previous “all star appearances”.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I know. Hence the lament.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

oh joy second-tier FAs.

Welcome back to the Bay, Jermaine.

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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there any worse value than second tier free agents?

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I shouldn’t be disappointed with revelations like this at this point…but I can’t help it.

And he just got extended…sigh…

by Cheeeese! on Nov 19, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

anybody remember emmanuel burris and noah lowry

by KENN on Nov 19, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

So

How long until Timmy is the best San Francisco Giants pitcher ever?

How long until he is the best giants pitcher ever?

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

He currently has a better ERA+ and a better K rate than Juan Marichal or Christy Mathewson. Whether he can keep that going over the long term is another question.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually don't think it's that long until he is the best

Juan Marichal was a great pitcher, but he did pitch in the sixties and his homerun rate was always pretty meh.

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by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Marichal was a great pitcher, but he’s a bit overrated.

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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’d take at least 6-8 years of similar production before he can really enter the argument. This might be the best two year stretch by any Giants pitcher in history though. Tim’s had a 173 ERA+ the last two years… Marichal never had a year with an ERA+ that good. Perry’s best year (170) came as an Indian.

Got a long ass way to go to catch up to Matty though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mathewson’s two best seasons by ERA+:

1905: 230
1909: 222

Dang.

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Christy Matthewson was pretty good. Even if he did have a girl’s name.

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by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

two of the best pitchers in giants history

Christy and Gaylord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, it should’ve been pronounced Gaylerd.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And his brother Jimlord!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Top 5

Mathewson
Perry
Marichal
Hubbell
?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

VanLandingham.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Pshaw

Trevor Wilson

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved him 1994-1995. :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

And I still remember Krukow predicting he and Jamie Brewington would be our #1 and #2 starters for years to come. Sob.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

A previous mention I made of Brewington:

You know what comforts me at times like this? Thinking of bad teams of the past. Like the 1995 Giants. The rotation was Terry Mulholland, Mark Portugal, William VanLandingham, Trevor Wilson, and Mark Leiter. Darren Lewis, the leadoff hitter, had a OBP barely above .300. Glenallen Hill was in the middle of the lineup. The hopes for the future included J.R. Phillips, Rikkert Faneyte, and Jamie Brewington.

And that was just two years away from winning the division. It could happen again, right? Right?

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2008 7:14 PM PDT actions 0 recs
 
Oh, and regarding Mulholland – he had an ERA of almost 6.50 for the Yankees the year before. And Bob Quinn looked at him and said, "Hey, let’s sign him – and make him our ace!" So maybe you can be worse than Brian Sabean.

by jcb9 on Apr 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up actions 0 recs

LOL my fascination with terrible mid-90s Giants teams.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

SITUATION TOMKO

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Nov 20, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

With a nickname as intimidating as “The Christian Gentleman,” you’d better be good!

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by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Same with Gaylord Perry, and Dick Butkus.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 19, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Kennesaw Mountain Landis (even if he was the commissioner, not a player), on the other hand. And Grover Cleveland Alexander? That’s just classy. God, I love baseball.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t see a lot of Grovers anymore.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Nov 19, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That does it. I’m naming my first-born son Grover. We’re bringing it back!

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Incidentally, Grover Cleveland’s first name was actually Stephen.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

sonofabitch

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

bonus point if you name your second son “Elmo”
extra, extra bonus points if you name your second son “Cookie Monster”

by DrStankus on Nov 19, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Early Wynn (NOT a nickname, by the way)
Even without the nickname, Mordecai Brown is pretty badass.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

And this is why I love baseball.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

His ERAs those two years? 1.28 in 338 innings and 1.14 in 275 innings.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Nov 19, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

silly

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Brain kersplode.

Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on Nov 19, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

How long until he’s the best Yankee pitcher ever?

/paints fingernails black

by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

banned

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Nov 19, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

He’d have a 6.87 ERA in the AL. Couldn’t hold a candle to Joba.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad the cottonmouthed writers actually took the time to look between the hash and pick through the stems and seeds. They have for years suffered from a chronic case of looking at the dealers through a thick cloud of smoke. I’m glad ths year they could zig zag their way to the blunt truth and come to a joint resolution. We can finally all sit back and inhale and see how the high the team can get next year

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Nov 19, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

Tim will be on KNBR at 5 PM

With Barbieri and Tolbert.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

I was with you until the second part.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So Ralph will finish asking his first question at 5:07, then.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet Amici’s while high tastes great though.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

With how long he asks his questions, the show will end after that first question.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay Timmy! Congrats!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Nov 19, 2009 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t get why Wainwright got more 1st place votes than Carpenter did.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

And GRIT for playing the entire season. No slacking off.

by speckops on Nov 19, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause people like this exist
Wow. Wainwright & Carpenter had better seasons. Tim’s a great pitcher, but not the best in the NL this year. Voters definitely got it wrong. K’s and ERA alone don’t get it done.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Nov 19, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Also
Thats absurd. It doesn’t make any sense that Cardinal pitchers could cancel each other out. It’s all national guys voting for the award so two guys on the same team have just as much of a shot to win it as any other guy. That being said…Carp and Waino go screwed. Lincecum was clearly the number three here. All he has is strikeouts. He doesn’t have the innings that Waino has, he doesn’t have as many wins as either one of them, and his ERA is noticeably higher than Carps. In my mind Wainright should have won it and as sad as it may be, I truly believe that if Kyle Mclellan doesn’t blow up on Oct. 2nd and Waino gets his 20th win, he would have had it.

Waino, the lost Marx Brother?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Nov 19, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

People could make a case for Carpenter but not Wainwright.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

LOl, lost Marx Brother

I think there was a case for Waino but not really Carpenter. Either way it seems like Timmy got the blow back from the writers who all assumed one of those two guys would win and wanted to be fair to Timmy.

Go, Timmy!!

If Bochy coached the Warriors Bengie Molina would start every game at PG.

by cybermaldonado on Nov 19, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think this person understands what canceling out means.

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet that guy would bring up Carpenter’s Ks and ERA to support his decision.

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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Or he could be like Henry Schulman and say he voted for Carpenter because he had less run support than Timmy.

If Bochy coached the Warriors Bengie Molina would start every game at PG.

by cybermaldonado on Nov 19, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Boo Yah Kah Shah!

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Nov 19, 2009 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

A little late, I know…

Lethargy
It has me

by dregarx on Nov 19, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Never too late to celebrate!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Nov 19, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Still reveling

The more I think about it, the more amazed I am at our good fortune. Somehow, the Giants, a team that has not developed a really good long-term starter since Gaylord Perry came up in 1962, and have only had one other Cy Young winner in SF ever, have drafted and realized the talent of a guy who has won two Cy Youngs before age 25… and is a
stoner and half-Asian besides.

That seems like an even longer shot than them winning the World Series. I mean, it’s just crazy. He’s a once in a lifetime talent.

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Nov 19, 2009 11:54 PM PST reply actions  

Best birthday present of the year!

Thanks Timmy and BBWAA!

Yo yo yo... I'ma letchoo finish, but Bochy and Sabean build the greatest lineups of all time. All time!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 20, 2009 1:08 AM PST reply actions  

Wow

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 21, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

/facepalm

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Nov 24, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

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