Pre-Cy Announcement Thread
Lincecum? Wainwright? Carpenter?
This article is discouraging, but I'm not giving up hope yet.
As a reminder, good news will feel like this:

Bad news will feel like this...

...with a side of this:

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If the WINZ people and the ERAZ people split the vote and the K’Z people unite. Timmy might have a shot.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4667727
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 8:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yay Timmy!
I’m going to eat a Chaco Taco in Timmy’s honor.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 8:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Interestingly enough, it doesn’t rhyme when you spell it that way.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

We are all the McCoven and we are all Pedro Feliz
by McCoven on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He won't win and I blame you
You didn’t post the sad farm animal band.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 8:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
does Hank really think he’s going to pre-empt the wrath by “coming out” early?
by BigO on Nov 19, 2009 9:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I probably should prepare myself to be angry…….
/punches hole through a wall
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 9:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
jcb9 already is angry.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is encouraging
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601079&sid=alDnl_yntyrA
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 9:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
So…
You think this will come up in the arbitration hearing?
Sandy Koufax, Randy Johnson, Greg Maddux, Tim Lincecum.
And none of those guys did it before 25, let alone in their first 2 full seasons.
Timmy could go into the arb hearing 2/2 in Cy Youngs.
"…this thing which tells time."
by Cody_ransom on Nov 19, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Schulman’s “aha” moment came when he realized that Carpenter was more dominant in the second half of the season. On the other hand, Lincecum was more dominant in the first half of the season. Why does this matter?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
by neurofarm on Nov 19, 2009 9:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I am prepared to blame Oprah
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And her vajajay.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
gaping vajayjay
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Downright cavernous
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bring your spelunking gear.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/tosses a hot dog down a hallway
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is probably also surrounded by a riotous overgrowth of vegetation.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Because lazy sportswriters need excuses for when they can’t make a decision and actually flip a coin. Here’s an idea, Henry: when two guys have very similar rate stats, maybe you go with the guy who started more games and pitched more innings?
by dmunk on Nov 19, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Missing Barry had very nice point in the fan shot. One even die hard old school fans should get. The IP difference between Tim & Carpenter is equal to half a seasons work for a top notch relief arm. When you’re not only equaling your closest competition and still doing a good part of another’s man job on top of it that is a very Alpha male/ Silver back of the troup trait.
I will just mention the Cards only won 3 games more than the Gaints and that was with an extra helping of NL Central teams so what exactly is this "down the stretch pressure cooker " thing anyways?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s about the importance of helping your team reach the playoffs. Not saying that should be the deciding factor, but the ‘down the stretch’ thing is about performing under the mental pressure of a playoff hunt.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For there to be play off hunt though doesn’t there have to be more then 1 other team over 500? And the one other team in the NL Centeral that finished over 500 did so by a massive 1 game. Not much a race there.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The announcers on the awards show just brought up the NL Central
They talked about how great Carpenter pitched within the division (specifically W-L record). Amazing, considering how bad the rest of that division was.
by dprodigy19 on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This
The Cardinals won the Central easily. If the Giants had been in the Central, there’s a pretty good chance we would have won it (beating on the Reds, Pirates, and Astros some more? Yes please). We contended with the best team in the NL and the Wild Card winner; even as a 3rd-place team, we weren’t that much worse than any division winner, and we had to play two of the best teams in the NL a lot. Besides, we were in a playoff race until mid-September anyway.
by quincy0191 on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I probably replied to the wrong comment… this is regarding the why does first half vs. second half matter. Whether you agree or not, that’s the reason for considering second half stats more important.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Prediction
Carpenter edges Timmy by 1 first-place vote. I still have my pitchfork from the other thread.
But Timmy has the cutest butt of the three.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 9:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Smallest, maybe. But chibi-logic aside, that doesn’t automatically make it cuter.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yours is cute too
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And not small.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pre-Cy Fun
Which BBWAA writer will give us the LOL vote?
I predict one of the Arizona writers gives Dan Haren a first-place vote.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
BROXTON!!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I predict a Philly writer will vote for Cliff Lee, because you know he carried the Phillies to the World Series.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow Shane Victorino will have a vote.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 9:06 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey now.
That’s one cooooooool profile comment.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 9:08 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Needs moar OM NOM NOM
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS wait…. That’s what SHE DID… still don’t work…
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fail beard has morphed into a fail stache?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s an old picture. Rest assured that the beard is definitely mostly covering my cheeks these days.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s one long ass beard.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t want me to start posting pictures of my ass-beard.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would have to be a long beard to cover that huge ass.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There is no way this will end well.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm reminded of a certain Shane MacGowan pic...

"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve always liked Schulman, but in this case, fuck ’im. Lincecum clearly had a better season than Carpenter.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 9:10 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
BBWAA Counterpoint
Jesus was a carpenter.
Ergo, Chris Carpenter is Jesus.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I need a new dining room set. When I call for a bid, should I refer to him as Jesus, Chris or Mr. Carpenter?
by Wonderful Terrific Monds on Nov 19, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t turn out that well for him though.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My gut says Tim will win. I could also be hungry.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 9:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Made with real Chacolate.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Munchies?
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
May the best pitcher win… I can’t be mad at all, to me, an award shouldn’t prove how good you really are… don’t really care, I just can’t wait to see him in March
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 9:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I agree. The BBWAA remind me of truthersand birther. The evidence is in front of them but they want to believe what they believe and will ignore everything except what proves their story. I shouldn’t care about these awards but the logic behind how they are awarded really drives me crazy.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 9:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yea i see what you’re sayin, haha, also i think the thing is, you still want to talk about baseball even in the offseason, and hearing about the giants in the offseason is like OMG GIANTZZZZ
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
B-but, if Tim doesn’t win today, I’ll never be born!
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 9:16 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Whoa...
Are you some type of time travelling member of the McCoven?
Don’t blow my mind with time-space continuum comments this early in the morning.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum is his grandfather
He was conceived by Tim and a Choco Taco salesewoman in the midst of an all-time orgy celebrating the win.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Err, his father was conceived, I meant to say.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tim was minding his own business, just bird-watching, potsing some smoke when he tripped, fell and landed in the sales lady. /truestory
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just think of all of the colonoscopies and immunization shots you’ll get to avoid.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
omg the Large Hadron Collider is sentient and posting on McC.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Has it destroyed the world yet?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, nevermind. I found an answer.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But it is coming back through time to sabotage itself .
by The GD Batman on Nov 19, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That seems pretty far-fetched to me. But I’m no theoretical physicist. If I was one, though, I think it would seem pretty far-fetched to me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Your question is not specific enough.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
First obligatory marijuana jokes of the thread
50 comments before 9:30am on a Thursday in November? That’s a “high” number! This “joint” is jumpin’!
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Nov 19, 2009 9:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEA BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! weed is good! and i’ll hit that
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, from mlb.com, it looks like the announcement comes at 10:30. At least that’s when the Awards Show is on.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 9:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
No work is getting done this morning.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Which means they’ll get to announcing it something this evening.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Win or Lose, Timmeh is still awesome. As a fan of the Warriors, Niners, and Giants, I am going to take the lowered expectation route and expect Carpenter to win today
/sigh
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Nov 19, 2009 9:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Were used to have our hearts broken.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And we still are!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much what i’m saying, i agree, the award shouldn’t take away or prove that Lincecum is awesome, all you got to do is check out the stats and witness him in person
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy shouldn’t win the Cy Young because his team didn’t make the playoffs.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I do blame Lincecum for that.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
All it is is just stirring shit up, it’s a show to get people to disagree with him…
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did he really say that? Thank god he doesn’t get a vote on this!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
He said that this mourning.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
was that on purpose?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
49er16 haz a sad.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Of course it was
Bayless never say’s anything he doesn’t believe in.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Emo 49er
Innocent until proven guilty...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It certainly was sad.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I never understood why anybody would want to stir that stuff up. Wouldn’t keeping it in an active state just make it grosser?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HENCE RAY RATTO, that’s the only reason why, or like Damon Bruce, or Gary Radnich, these guys might have a point, but in the grand scheme of things they love to stir shit up, that’s all it really is to get people to watch or listen to the show.
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Never forget:

"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really don’t hate Ray Ratto, i respect him as a journalist and sports writer actually
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You also like Damon Bruce so you have credibility issues.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And you sir, are a hater
So basically, i like to listen to all opinions, i don’t want to hear or read somebody that always believes in something you believe in, i want to hear the critics.
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like to listen to all valid opinions. I don’t want to hear or read somebody who always believes something that is wrong.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i mean look, i listen to Damon because he’s NOT boring to listen to, i like to read Ratto because it’s something totally different than much of the Chronicles staff writers.
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, I can read anyone or anything, but I can’t watch Ratto on TV. He’s insufferable.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you listen to Ratto on KNBR, he’s full on the sarcasm train.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I don’t like Damon because I think he’s an asshole, and I don’t read Ray Ratto because I think he’s frequently wrong.
I’m not trying to bash your opinion. To each his own, really. I’m just stating mine.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, for sure, perfectly stated in “to each his own” i’ve already been hit hard here, TWSS, for talking about how great Damon Bruce is, so i don’t want to start getting into that again, but yea, he’s pretty much an ass hole and that’s why i like him, he’s no nonsense, and yea sometimes has some stupid shit to say, but for the most part he’s speaking some of the truth. And says this stuff to get people to call in
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like Damon Bruce.
Just far away from my radio speakers and as far away Sports Phone from possible.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/trying to hold back from discussion
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A national gig, maybe ok. But he has been in the Bay area what 3 years now? Perhaps shelve his 70’s- 80’s Cubs love and desire to clone those teams and learn the team ( and its heritage) that he is covering and I will be bit happier with him.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm, so you’re saying if somebody offered you a ton of money to go do a sports show over in Philly and you’re a die hard Giants fan you wouldn’t touch the Giants just once?
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am saying after 2+ years I would learn as much about Philly sports as possible and chain my inner Giants fan boy at home. The more money i am getting paid the better teh chain.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
K, well that’s fine, but i guess i never get pissed or anything or care much for him talking about the Cubs, big deal… but yea
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t mind him mentioning the Cubs. Look at the structure of half conversation half the times he does though. He is measure teh Gaitns against those clubs ( 70’s -80’s Cubs) as if they are some sort of model worth copying. That i do mind. Ig is kind of like a guest come over to teh house and kicking your dog.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
haha, yea, true, see to me, i’m not very critical on how he talks about the giants or anything, but i like listening to him on everything else, with sports on a whole, the niners, and everything else
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which. That guy that KNBR fired and who Bruce replaced is, I believe, now on the air in philly.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice! yea i liked that guy too, didn’t have a problem with him either
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What was his name?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong guy, I must have gotten him confused
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, I heard a guy on the Philly radio and could have sworn he was the sportsphone guy. I just forgot his name and it wasn’t Krueger.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind, i searched, it’s 610 AM WIP, but i couldn’t find anybody
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I just looked up Krueger he is SF still. I heard him on 97.5 FM the Phanatic
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I sympathize with losing a job over Pedro feliz.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’re just saying that because you’re drunk.
by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yea you’re so right, it’s because i’m drunk at 1:09 on a Thursday when i have class at 2:15, props to you dude
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, i’m really never angry, i just get frustrated, i just think it’s funny that everyone loves to get on my case bout it, haha, doesnt matter to me… sorry bout that
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude?! Those two GOOD reasons to be drunk!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We gotta keep these for those horrible nights when the Giants are losing 7-1.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he specifically mentioned the rest of the pitching staff.
Does Tim control the games on days he doesn’t pitch?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No TV what did he say?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Basically Tim should’ve carried this team better
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
something like: the Giants had Matt Cain, Randy Johnson and Barry Zito. If Lincecum was so good, how come they didn’t make the playoffs?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Umm…b/c we had Pablo Sandoval and umm….and ummm… can someone help me out?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
can someone help Pablo out?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/gives Pablo a beer
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/shares shot of tequila with Pablo
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don-LoCal-Julio!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But that was Cain’s fault.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And zitos, and sanchez, those bums
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So Cain is the problem……..
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Feliz is the problem
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We are the problem?
Give -peace- Ryan Garko a chance.
by GiantPain on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah
if someone is the problem and we are all Pedro Feliz, then aren’t we all the problem?
Always…. for everything…
/brainsplode
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What makes this especially idiotic is that the voting happens prior to the playoffs.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL BBWAA website. The on the bottom of the Awards page its says
For awards prior to 2003, go here.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 9:57 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I propose that Timmy win the Cy Young today
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
by Yoyo on Nov 19, 2009 10:05 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I second this proposal.
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I rec’d this proposal.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw this photo on VEB. It is awesome

WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
LOL…YES!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO WIN
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LoL
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Lidge never catches a break.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Poor outfielder no one ever catches a Lidge never catches a breaking ball.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, we should have gotten Bengie a horse.
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No. Animal Cruelty is wrong.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie is too big for a horse. An Elephant is just right……..
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The elephant should ride on Bengie.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that’s a visual I didn’t need this morning
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
An Oliphant would be better.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What about a heffalump?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What about a snuffleupagus?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Pre-emptive: I blame Fred Lewis. HAI GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIS DEFENSE?
by Dan from NM on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
. . . rumbling noise
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Bochy more than anybody.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
by 49er16 on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FRED LEWIS IS NOT THE PROBLEM! IT"S THE FUCKING FANS! haha, kidding
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think all three top pitchers in the NL would be a reasonable choice. I’d go with Lincecum because he’s got the best combination of quantity and quality.
by Dan from NM on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
He does have the most and best weed, no doubt.
/obvious weed joke
Innocent until proven guilty...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
weird.
Looking up the Larry Krueger incident, I just learned that a former McCoven now works for KNBR.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
who?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
takeagiantstepandgo?
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Smirnoff is with Damon a ton, i think he’s at college now…. he was on McCoven?
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, back before the changeover
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well known caller for Bruce, per Wikipedia
- Annie baby (from San Francisco), “the official first lady of Sportsphone 680”. She is the voice of “pound it, pound it, pound it”, she also claims she had sex with Robert De Niro
- Smirnoff (in Palo Alto), the shows “unofficial researcher” of Sportsphone, he became the official researcher when he joined Sportsphone 680 as an intern in the summer of 2009
- Discreet from the Streets (of San Francisco), who gives very good information and is very entertaining, also calls The Third Shift on Fox Sports Radio
- Salty Balty from Clovis, known on all KNBR shows for his negativity and criticism of all teams (especially the Giants)
- Bob from San Jose, a very smart football caller, “the most dominant football caller of Sportsphone 680”
- Barfighter in San Jose, who starts every call pronouncing Damon’s name in a Spanish accent
- Sportacus on a cell phone, who consistently offers thought-provoking perspective and a good deal of humor. He ends every call by Damon asking “any declarations?” and him replying “I am Sportacus”
- Scott in Santa Cruz, who starts every call with " What is up, Admiral Bruce!" Sadly Scott passed away in 2009.
- Mr. McBride, a fellow former-ESPN employee, now a “real estate mogul” in Denver, and “the official brotha’ of Sportsphone 680”
- Fry in Antioch, the frequent Tuesday Trifecta caller.
- Smokin’ 13 Year Old, who frequently calls in during baseball season to talk about Giants minor league prospects, and runs away from walrusman
- Andrea Mallis, a sports astrologer and a big Giants fan, her website is virgoinservice.com
- Ronaldo from Palo Alto, “the official soccer caller of Sportsphone 680”
- Russ from Lafayette, is known for his long yet insightful rants about the state of Bay Area sports.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Smokin’ 13 Year Old, who frequently calls in during baseball season to talk about Giants minor league prospects, and runs away from walrusman
Obviously the “Free Candy” van needs a new paint job.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m on the edge of my seat.
/leaves for lunch
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Nov 19, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ceremony starts in 5. Announcement probably won’t be made until forever from now.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Plenty of time to smoke a bowl… I’m guessing.
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they said on KNBR they’ll mention it in 90 mins, and that was an hour ago
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AND DA WIINERZ IZ JOHAN SANTANA!!!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
remember, folks, as you watch the Captain Morgan awards show, rum drinking and the ensuing debauchery = okay. PEDs and marijuana bad. Arbitrary rules are arbitrary!
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What product placement?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG THE SHOW IS STARTING!!!
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Are you not in Ohio?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you a total lack of productivity in the office
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
er, uh that is
you mean a…
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
DUDE WAS UNDEFEATED IN SEPTEMBER
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i have to work AT 11, what do i do!
by sadison bummedgarner on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
/cough
sick
/cough
/swine
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Go in at 11:05
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's weird
How come Dan Haren wasn’t even in the video?
Give -peace- Ryan Garko a chance.
by GiantPain on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
yay!
RT MattMorrisonCSN CSN sources confirm TIM LINCECUM has won the 2009 NL Cy Young Award!! Announcement live at 11am on CSN Bay Area
"Jesus was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor"
by enut21 on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
YES
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to get excited until Captain Morgan tells me so
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My Captain is trying to hypnotize me right now.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I heard that Captain Morgan got sued for sexual harassment when he asked a bunch of co-eds if they had a little Captain in them. When they said no, he couldn’t help but ask if they would like to. Then he whipped it out and made it clear through mime that he was talking about his wang in them.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I will not believe this until it is officially announced.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THIS BETTER BE TRUE
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Now I have to find something else new to complain about today.
Isn’t life grand?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I said, “NEW” and this time I ment it!!
/ splashes holy water at provided link.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2009/11/as-2010-looms-gop-lays-its-bet.html?wprss=44
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/ yawns
The national GOP party has been all about Socialized Medicine with Insurance companies as the commissars for decades now. And the Dem’s probably would do more than touch it because it is “plank” issue for getting votes like minimum wage in the 90’s. No, this might call for the Giants signing Caveman for 4 years & $80MM or something.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
link to source? AFAIK the AP doesn’t send out the info until a few minutes before the official announcement.
by positiveuphemism on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/11/19/1164699/pre-cy-announcement-thread#25834309
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
moebius thread!
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD NO
NOW HE’LL MAKE MORE MONEY IN ARBITRATION
WHY, GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BEFORE I WAS FOR HIM WINNING BUT NOW THAT HE HAS I DON’T WANT HIM TO ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE SCRILLA
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy’s background music always needs to be “Electric Feel”
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
http://twitter.com/MattMorrisonCSN
"Jesus was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor"
by enut21 on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I can has dancing GIFs?
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
not yet
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by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I WUZ GUNNA WIN DA CY
BUT THEN I GOT HIGH
I WAS GUNNA STRIKE HIM OUT
BUT THEN I GOT HIGH
Something something something and I know why, eh-ey
Because I won da cy, won da cy, won da cy-y
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I need a play by play...
I’m in class.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG
MATT MORRISON DONT YOU BE FUCKING AROUND!
by sadison bummedgarner on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
::pulls mask and reveals::
Matt MORRIS
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG….please be true, please be true, please be true
Innocent until proven guilty...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I remembered this day last year
I’m at work so I’ll be refreshing any MLB related site from now until 11am PST, which is when I think it’s official. Hopefully, by then some Cards’ fans will be fuming and some Purple Row fans will go apeshirt.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Where can I get an apeshirt?
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just go to the zoo and they’ll throw some at you.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
From an ape
Duh!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But what if PETA throws paint at me?
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just hope it still isn’t in the can.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
GIS for apeshirt

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Purple Row sells them
along with bullshirts and shirtface.
Win the inning.
by Scooter Ellis on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He posted this on Vivo El Birdos and Purple Row. So he had to make it PR safe
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well you stand off the edge of vision of the silver back and stare at him. Makes some threatening & loud gestures….
What do you mean by " Not what you meant?"
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CUSS WORDS
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL ROCKIES

I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If Lincecum wins, between him and Greinke, my faith has been restored to the Cy Young voters. The Gold Glove voters, on the other hand, are still idiots.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Don't Forget
Silver Slugger voters.
Give -peace- Ryan Garko a chance.
by GiantPain on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
if morrison is right then.....
SUCK IT SCHULMAN!
by sadison bummedgarner on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Does Gary Radnich sound even more like a frog?
by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I seriously cannot stand him. I left my iPod at home and I usually just listen to KNBR, but I just can’t during his show.
by troymccluresf on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I resent that!
/is 1/8 french
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So, you have a little French in you?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
what frog isn’t little?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
STAT NURDZ 4 THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Is it telling you anything else?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BUY STOCK FROM MADOFF
/punches stomach
BUY PROPERTY
/punches stomach
Sorry it has an attitude now.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie’s new contract with the Giants: 5 years 100 million
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KEITH LAW FTW!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for another great season, Tim. You continue to remind me why you are my favorite player in baseball.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
"In light of Lincecum's skyrocketing arbitration value,
“We will have to part ways with Barry Zito.”
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Except we’d still have to pay him…
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
dammit i forgot. nevermind.
“Hey Zeets I got 2 now! In a row! Can you hook me up with the REALLY good stuff? I can’t afford it yet…”
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Captain Morgan,
Please make this official so McCovens can dance in the street.
Thank you.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The ESPN experts were right?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Koufax, Maddux, Lincecum
That badass right there
Innocent until proven guilty...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum, Koufax, Maddux
remember…Timmy has “potentially” done something unprecedented.
by positiveuphemism on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure I want to take something called the insanity challenge.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
“I actually think Adam Wainwright is going to win.”
Bitch, please.
(I like Adam in general, though.)
"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Leaked news media, don’t you go lyin’ on me!
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
If I was the BBWAA I would totally leak a Press Release that said “Cliff Lee wins the 2009 CYA”
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't believe it
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Where’s SF Pete for the skinny dope?
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Neither do I
I mean, Lars for most amusing poster? I mean, c’mon, he had a good second half of the year, but is that all that matters?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AMUSING DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
THATS NORWAY, BITCHES!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really needed to be more clutch in September.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell, is this the 2nd Half Cy Young award?
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
knbr 680 announces
timmy wins cy young!!!!! 10:44 am
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING, ARE YOU?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
facebook status “LINCECUM WINS CY YOUNG! Suck it Carpenter Wainright”
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAHR
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
WOO!
MY EXCITEMENT ABOUT THIS OCCURRENCE IS CERTAINLY TEMPERED BY THE GIANTS HAVING TO PAY TIM LINCECUM MORE MONEY IN ARBITRATION
YES SIR
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
ITS NOT MY MONEY
F*** WORK LETS DRINK!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MINE TOO!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why'd you have to remind us????

"El once, chico. Eleven."
by Juan Primo on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Debating if i should wear my lincecum jersey to class in Ohio….
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You’d be the a coward if you didn’t.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Uh yes.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, people wouldn’t even know whats up
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck yeah you should
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t do it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My first choice would be Sabbathia, but Lincecum should be good enough.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES SUCK IT ST. LOUIS
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEA, SUCK IT CARPENTER AND WAINWRONG
by PiKAgiant on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
gary radnich is the best
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
HAY GUISE HE MIGHT BE AS GOOD AS SCOT SHIELDS
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN
Smart and Respected:
Jim Caple
Jerry Crasnick
Jason Grey
Jon Miller
Eric Neel
Amy K. Nelson
Rob Neyer
Buster Olney
Jon Sciambi
Dan Shulman
Dumbassed Douchefucks that should never be allowed to write or speak another word about baseball:
Steve Berthiaume
Dave Campbell
Peter Gammons
Pedro Gomez
Eric Karabell
Tim Kurkjian
Peter Pascarelli
Karl Ravech
Chris Singleton
Enrique Rojas
Jayson Stark
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
http://needzmoardingerz.blogetery.com/
by bigboneded on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think Gammons earns a mulligan here.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Gammons is old so yeah.
Pedro Gomez pissed me off that year he followed Bonds every move
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I also like Stark
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn’t his fault. I understand he hated it.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No Joe Morgan?
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to disagree about Peter Gammons. He’s a homer, but still seems to know his stuff. Oh, and Buster Olney is a tool.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair they were clearly douchefucks even before this. Except Gammons, just for emeritus purposes.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Olney shouldn’t be included in any category title smart or respected.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot Steve Phillips
OH SNAP
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
actually 6
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually 5
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you Stupid?
4 MINUTES!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You must be a moron
Cause it’s clearly 2 minutes
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
5 now
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG 5
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
UR 5
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IN B4 4!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IS THERE A CAPTAIN IN ME
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
PLUNDER THE BOOTY!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
dammit not again
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That one actually deserved it for sheer lameness.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
MY BOOTY IS NOT LAME
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
TWHS
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 19, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
good lord
captain morgan is in the building
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
and he is a dbag
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
omg literally
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So any chance we could get the White Sox to trade Rios for Tim now?
/ ducks!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I really don’t understand this Captain Morgan thing. You know what goes well with baseball? SPICED RUM!
Wait, as a Giants fan, maybe I do understand this.
by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You know what never goes good with Spiced Rum?
My Stomach
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol Ralph Nader has a drinking problem lol
by xanthan on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Unsafe in any quantity.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Giants site is down
…what does it mean? What does it MEAN???
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Why is a gay pirate on this show
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
It means Tim won. They are playing the demographics
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE IN THIS THING
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
LOL @ Speed Dialing all Captains
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Is a pirate really going to tell us who won?
by Every6thDay on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
He is Norah Jones’s new single.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So, who’s sponsoring the Awards Show again?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I believe Malibu Rum
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Captain Morgan's shirt
needs more puffy.
by txgiant on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
But I don’t wanna look like a pirate!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But I don’t want to be a pirate. :(
/Jerry’d
by chilibean_3 on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH TIMMY!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
ESPN should hire The Captain to replace Steve Phillips for next year
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
This DeLaRosa nonsense is really pissing me off.
Innocent until proven guilty...
by AngelWillSaveUs on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YES!!

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
This destroys me every time.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome I have not seen this
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!
by WalrusMan on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG this is the first time I have seen this and…it possibly eclipses Barry/Ray/Richie
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL the Zito face
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blue Steel’s got his eye on you
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Just wow.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
They just announced it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
VICTORYYY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
by Yoyo on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
TIMMY!!!!
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Repost, post premature posting

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
by marcello on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
YAY!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
NOW I believe it to be true.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH TIMMEH
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
TIMMMMMMYYYYYYY
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Now he’s gonna get high to celebrate
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
cant find it
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Awesome!!!!
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
/puts pitchfork and torches away
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
HooAHH!
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
what was it?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you took my gif and made it awesome!
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
haha the site I uploaded it to is giving it that annoying flash though
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i love it!
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis. To pass the time during the offseason I decided to try my hand at blogging about photography and music.
by j14 on Nov 19, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FANFUCKINGTASTIC
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Carpenter had most 1st place votes with 12
by thecity23 on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
ridiculous
people will see a taint here.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what I said.
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, it’s like the Oscars
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN.com’s article says Wainwright’s the one who got 12 first place votes:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4671110
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that sounds like a mistake
he was the weakest of the 3. poor carpenter.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not. Per BBWAA, Lincecum had 11 first place votes, Carpenter had 9, Wainwright had 12.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck ESPN
Timmy Wins!
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have a friend named Espen
You got a problem with him?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
if he voted for wainright
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
fair, that
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Nov 19, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So when is Timmy’s press conference
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:10 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
“Hi, uh, first off I want to say drugz iz bad. OK now like whoa I had to take it with a grain of rice!”
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by shanghaijim on Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Krukow
says Randy Johnson helped out
by thecity23 on Nov 19, 2009 11:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The talking thumb is back
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Nov 19, 2009 11:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
F U Schulman
(had to get that out of my system)
by KrazyKrabMeat on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Massive fail for him.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Incidentally
Lincecum’s the first back-to-back winner since Randy Johnson won the award four times in a row, 1999-2002.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 19, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m trippin balls bro….its like…its like the passing of the torch ya know…like…the apprentice becomes the master man….here, light up.
-your 2009 cy young winner
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 19, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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