Rah rah rah ROSTERBATION OMGWTFBBQ OH NO'S
by positiveuphemism on Nov 15, 2009 12:39 PM PST
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1 - Wait for November 19th. Sometime around 11AM PST the NL Cy Young winner will be announced. I am rooting for Timmy to win it for a couple reasons. The first is he is my favorite player. The second is he is a Giant. The third is because I feel he was the best pitcher in the NL this year.
2 - The second thing I am going to do is wait and see what Giants Brass does.
2a - With each move I will either support it or join the groupthink and call for the head of Brian Sabean.
3 - I will look forward, eagerly, to Spring Training.
4 - Once individual season tickets go on sale, I will do my best to score seats for Opening Day.
5 - I will do my best to keep the snarky comments to a minimum in all these horrible rosterbation threads that are popping up. My eyes have been rolling so hard I think I can see my brain.
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The poll was a tough choice. Both options were applicable!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2009 12:43 PM PST reply actions
Mah ballz are with you!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 15, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Does sweat drip of your ballz?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 16, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
Its more like a steady flow.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 16, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
I like to give people tough decisions!
by positiveuphemism on Nov 15, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
I voted for ballz because it had ballz in it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Barney’s film had heart. But football in the groin had a football in the groin.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009
The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Because rosterbation can only take us so far
How is everyone else passing the off season?
Personally I’ve started a combination photography/writing project where I go around meeting street performers and try to get to know them a bit. The photography is done on b/w film and I try to get a snippet of them playing on my flip camera so that I have some audio to go along with the photos and story. I’m not sure what the final version of the project looks like yet, but for now I’m going to try my hand at this blogging thing. Updates will (hopefully) be weekly but we’ll see – I just started building the thing last night.
If you’re interested in following along… the blog
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Excellent idea! I look forward to following your progress
I’ve had some recent health issues, so I am spending my offseason concentrating on getting better. I will probably do some home improvement type of things over the winter.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
I have a hard time believing that he doesn’t already have a moat. So I’m guessing he’s adding alligators to the existing one.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
I need to electrify the barbed wire around my Unibomber Shack
Seriously though, just small stuff like painting all of the rooms. I can do that myself.
I want to get hardwood floors throughout, but I will have to pay someone to do that for me. Also, I want to have my kitchen remodeled.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 15, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
Feel better, Lars. If I had a sample closet, I would totally give you free medications.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
But you’re working on that, right? Someday?
Officially disinterested in any outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
Someday I will have a sample closet of my own and the children of the world will play in bounce-houses teeming with free Amoxicillin XR and Clarinex, and the air will be redolent of Fenflurane sample packs.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
If you have any extra coumadin or coreg send them my way!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 16, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t forget my flying cars! Free antibiotics and flying cars – that’s all I ask.
Officially disinterested in any outfielders from the state of Mississippi.
What, do I look like an engineer? Go make your own flying car and be happy with the free antibiotics I might give you some day.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Get better soon buddy
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I look forward to more updates. That project looks like it requires a lot more imagination and motivation than I have right now.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Nice. Thanks for the link. Keep it up!
When I’m not counting down the days to Fanfest, I’m halfheartedly studying for an exam and planning a couple of trips (Memphis, NYC). Also casually looking for a new job, closer to SF so I can cut down on my commute.
If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
Packing hell =(
Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ
by Zetsuboushita on Nov 16, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
knights of the old republic, poker, and occasional academic pursuits
Give -peace- Ryan Garko a chance.
With my free time, I’m working on a new writing project and plotting what to do with my brief vacation at the end of the school-year. Also, I’m going to be in Phoenix in February and am currently scheming the best ways to spend that time hanging out with Tim Lincecum.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Whining and dining
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Writing papers and reading books
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Teaching, teaching, teaching, video games, applying for grad school, spending time with family, watching how much the Warriors and/or 49ers suck after just showing their potential, going crazy
The baseball Satanist
Grad school for teaching/education?
Or another field?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Well, seeing as how I know more about baseball than all of you people combined, I will be spending my offseason advising all the GMs in the league, as well as all the agents, on what is the best way to go about business. I will also personally help every player in baseball increase their performance by 200% simply by listening to my flawless instruction.
/CplaneLawr
Nice blog, I was at that corner last week, alas no street performer. Now that my sewing room is no longer a friend’s storage locker, I have unfinished projects that are calling.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
School—papers are taking over my life: one on Syria’s foreign policy and security issues, and one on total fertility rates and what they mean with overpopulation and sub-replacement fertility, which in turn means natalist politics.
Music—marching band season is winding down, with two more field show performances, and the SJ Holiday Parade. The Spartan Marching Band is the first act of the parade. I practice bassoon every day in preparation of the concert Dec 3. I have a solo in one piece and prominent parts in another piece.
Archery—someone was dumb enough to put a weapon in my hands. But seriously, I joined kyudo club at school, where they are teaching me the art of traditional Japanese archery. It’s awesome, and I’ve become very interested in the discipline of archery. I’ve decided to take Western archery as my PE requirement starting in the spring. So far I’ve only practiced my form drawing the bow using a ribbon, but I’m getting it.
And of course, writing about baseball. The sport that never sleeps.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 16, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
“We have some tragic news this morning. Bruce Bochy was found just outside AT&T park with an arrow lodged in his skull. Fortunately, since his head is so thick, he only sustained minor injuries but has decided to retire from the game of baseball. When asked why he made the decision so quickly, Bochy just responded, ‘BORK BORK BORKBORK VETERAN BORK BORK GAMER BORK BORK HOT STREAK BORK BORK HATEPOSEYFREDBOWKERNATEGARKO BORK BORK BENGIE BORK.’ We will keep you posted with further developments.”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
/Sabean shows up at parade to throw eggs at the Baron’s car as she drives by. Sabean too ends up with arrow in skull.
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
School, GRE, looking for a job and moving cross country in April (hopefully)
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 16, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
Why is it so late this time? Last year it was the 11th!! I remember cuz’ I was whiling away my hours at the auto-shop getting major repairs done on the car… updating the laptop continually…
BTW, speaking of the CYA, this was nice to see – Adam Wainwright making the case for Chris Carpenter to win the award, and vice versa:
WAINO: Why Carpenter should win Cy Young
CARP: Why Wainwright should win Cy Young
Of course it’s pointless because Timmy will beat both of them. \ 0 /
If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
I only chose
‘mah ballz!’ because it’s funny.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Nov 15, 2009 3:25 PM PST reply actions
may ‘mah ballz’ be with you.
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Homer Simpson
"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?" - Bart Simpson
"Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer." - Will Rogers.
Brian Sabean moves
I will either say ‘meh’ to whatever move Sabean makes, or curse his name. I’m really curious what it would be like to be excited about a Brian Sabean move. It’s just… It’s been so long since he’s made a move that’s made me happy!
Or I just don’t remember them anymore… But I suspect I’ll either be meh or unhappy.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
BUT HE IS A CHEATER!!!!
Look at all those walks he took.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
Bah! Those were no good! I mean, aside from 763 career homers, a 73 homer season, countless game winning homers, a unanimous World Series MVP before the apocalypse, multiple MVP seasons in SF, and being the best hitter on the Giants from ‘93 to ’04ish or so… What’s Barry ever done for ME?
Okay, so there’s one thing Sabean can get credit for. I’ll give him that one.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
I will be rocking back and forth in the crotch of George McFly, bitches.
by CrispinGloversBalls on Nov 16, 2009 1:37 PM PST reply actions
Basketball tryouts, bitches!
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Homer Simpson
"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?" - Bart Simpson
"Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer." - Will Rogers.
seriously, tryouts are like, in an hour.
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Homer Simpson
"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?" - Bart Simpson
"Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer." - Will Rogers.
cool
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 16, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
I hope you’re trying out for the Warriors. I think they could probably use you off the bench right away.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 16, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions
thataboy
Glad to see the best poster booby prize didn’t go to your head.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 16, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
apparently the warriors are now taking GM lessons from Sabean
trading for a guy who immediately needs surgery
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
I think there’s something foul in the air over there in Oakland – besides the obvious that is – between the Raiders and the Warriors… sheesh. Is there a competition going on that we don’t know about? And now… the winner of the Most Horribly Managed Team in Sports History trophy goes to…
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