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Open Playoff Chatter, Day Three

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FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Cantaloupe!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That reminds me of a stupid joke about getting married. But I only remember the punchline….

It’s okay that I don’t remember the rest, though. Based on the punchline you guys aren’t missing anything.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the punchline “That’s no cantaloupe, doctor! That’s my wife!”?

by chilibean_3 on Oct 9, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then cantaloupe said to the doctor, “That fucking grapefruit bitch. I wouldn’t have eaten her out if I knew she was gonna squirt in my eye.”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rest of the joke just cheapens it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The late show gets a little blue.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking back, I would have definitely toned down the “fucking grapefruit bitch” part. I was originally going in a different direction with that, and I didn’t scale it back as much as I should have when I switched gears.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantaloupe tonight… my father’s got the car!

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There it is!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi lobster

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 9, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLINEUP

Span-RF
Cabrera-SS
Mauer-C
Kubel-DH
Cuddyer-1B
Young-LF
Gomez-CF
Tolbert-3B
Punto-2B

LOL MORNEAU

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 9, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain 4 Morneau type hitter

by chilibean_3 on Oct 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more no.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FRED!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing the Giants didn’t sign Crede………………..

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MORE LIKE LESSNEAU

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

These playoffs suck.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 9, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll probably suck more by Monday so…(while I still can)…

GO TWINS!

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m already tired of all the Yankee/Dodger talk.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG YANKEES VS TORRE

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coast Bias.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 5 least favorite teams

Dodgers, Rockies, Yankees, Red Sox and Angels

Yuck.

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Oct 9, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Ol' Softie

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4546561

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 9, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. Also I like to picture Bonds “romping”.

That’s a fun word. Romping.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 9, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t show this article to the majority of sports writers out there.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a piece of crap that Bonds is! Doesn’t he know how dangerous romping can be?

And only $250K? What a douche.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he told all the asthmatics to go get a bunch of steroids, too.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a douche!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonds Romps Through Hospital; 43 injured 13 killed

by chilibean_3 on Oct 9, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But man, the hospital dingerz were cool.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a total asshole.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 9, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, if anyone would rather play softball on Sunday, instead of watching that gridiron game or wtvr

my friend is putting a game on. here are the “details”

It’s in San Francisco, btw. In the Mission. etc. And, uh, go Twins? It’s the only game today, right? Right.

by bobnothing on Oct 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we have to take Muni?

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no red shoes

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

…by the drug store

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always said he was a future HOFer -

http://www.danvilleweekly.com/news/show_story.php?id=2144#

San Ramon Valley High School will host an Athletic Hall of Fame Dinner and Induction Ceremony at 6:30 p.m., Thursday, Oct. 22, at Crow Canyon Country Club in Danville.

The goal of the Athletic Hall of Fame is to honor exemplary alumni citizens and use their outstanding athletic careers as positive examples for SRVHS student athletes.

[…]
Nate Schierholtz, Class of 2002

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Nate!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. I was starting to think Nate had lost his pull around this place…

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantsBabe would never stand for that.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need downtown lunch rec's

Looking for a good place for lunch. Have to go down to SF on tuesday for business. I’ll be in downtown, around the Embarcadero bart station.

thanks!

by DrStankus on Oct 9, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Power lunch / expense account?

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

no expense account

and likely just me.

wouldn’t mind something spendy if it is something that I can’t get up here in Sacramento, but really just a good lunchy type place is fine.

by DrStankus on Oct 9, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

maybe I can expense it? I dunno, I think it has to be an overnight.

It’s going to be a dumb meeting, I think. Drive all the way down there for a two hour meeting that could be handled over the phone, but hey, I’m not the one in charge.

by DrStankus on Oct 9, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Water Bar!

Endorsed by Miller/Flemming!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 9, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been there for a rehearsal dinner, nice place.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 9, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always like Red’s Java House for lunch. Mellows me out. But the Ferry Building also has lots of good options.

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish I could be there right now.

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would have a good view of the Blue Angels, who just started up their practice rounds.

by out machine on Oct 9, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red’s is so cool, not even the Blue Angels could ruin it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boulevard

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taco truck at spear and folsom, then walk over and sit by the bay on the embarcadero

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swan Oyster Depot

http://www.yelp.com/biz/swan-oyster-depot-san-francisco

Great raw bar and a fun place. But a little like the, “Soup Nazi” on Seinfeld. You gotta act like you have been there before.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perbacco! 3 blocks from Embarc BART (Tadich Grill is right there as well).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Joe Mauer played for the Giants. But he’s not gritty enough………….

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rooting for the Yankees...

Memories of Juan Benenguer striking out the Tigers’ batters and taunting them have made me hate the Twins forever. The Twins had the worst team in the playoffs that year, but luckily faced an exhausted Tigers team. The Tigers and the Blue Jays had played to a tie over the regular season and were forced into a one game playoff. Meanwhile the Twins were starting guys like Joe Niekro for the last two weeks of the season.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry the year was 1987

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it because Joe Niekro pitched for them, and you hated Lance Niekro?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller on radio today for the Twins-Yankees. He gets so out there for some of the Giants games, its odd to hear him playing it straight.

by out machine on Oct 9, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon’s the only broadcaster who knows the “n” in Punto is not silent.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he can’t exactly go off on random tangents on the national broadcast, lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 9, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in...

Jon: Crede’s hurt

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

He could have been hurt for the Giants this year………..

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why, but I don’t like Nick Swisher.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he seems obnoxious, but i wish the giants had tried to get hi

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 9, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi to you too

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the some of the moves the Giants make, I think they did get high.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

half the starting rotation is usually high I think

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 9, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither

He’s embraced being a Yankee a little too much, sort of like Giambi.

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… not too much excitement over the game today?

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

KRUK SHOUT OUT BY JON!

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

What did he say?

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like “my broadcast partner for the SF Giants Mike Krukow would call that a slurvey breaking ball.”

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What didn’t he say!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

from the World Series a couple years ago: http://www.sendspace.com/file/cswd6o

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching the end of the Detroit/Minnesota game that I never got to see the other day.
I’m ascared ta lookit any scores from today.

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL...EPIC BASERUNNING FAIL

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Was it the worst baserunning in the history of the game?

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The history of today, yes

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon’s seen worse.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst in history has to be Ruben Rivera.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

nice link

That’s one call I will always remember.

BLING BLING

by cybermaldonado on Oct 9, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the one.

It had to be when he was on the Giants, too… (sigh)

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 9, 2009 4:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

GOMEZ’S BONER

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Oct 9, 2009 4:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Maybe I should put the game on.

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Not happy with the results so far

The teams that I hate the most are leding their series.

by Jakespaar on Oct 9, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

getting nostalgic...

That base running reminded me of Eugenio a bit.

BLING BLING

by cybermaldonado on Oct 9, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OT (w-a-y off topic)

The Rape Tunnel

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I want to click that…

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just not going to click that.

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Controversial modern Art installation. SFW.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people are fucking ridiculous.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAKER!

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! YOU’RE JUST A BIG PHONY!

THIS GUY IS JUST A BIG PHONY!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upon reading that

I think Whitehurst should take a trip through THE PUNCH-YOU-IN-THE-FACE TUNNEL. This is one of the reasons why I stay out of the “fine art” community.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if a police officer crawls through the tunnel?

Then I will probably go to jail. But before that I’ll try my very best to sexually assault him or her.

LOL

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 9, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!! ha!

Marge Simpson poses for Playboy cover.

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

Call me when Manjula gets naked.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want to see a spaceship naked?

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand the reference you are making.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homer and Marge were eavesdropping on an argument between Apu and Manjula, and Homer said, “I think ‘Manjula’ means ‘spaceship’.”

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might as well just turn in your Simpsons trivia badge right now.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even knowing all the words to See My Vest can’t save me now.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

grizzly bear! underwear! turtles necks ive got my share

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 10, 2009 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s already nude all over the internet. Old news, Playboy.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 9, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My subscription is in the mail!

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

news article says you have to go to the news stands as the subscribers will get a traditional model.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh well, normal nakedness for me, then.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

'k...so...

Are these announcers really this BORING? or am I really this tired?

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TBS?

Yeah, they suck.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, TBS…
I have paperwork that looks more interesting than this game.

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is announcing for TBS? I have Jon Miller (yay) and, I think, Rick Sutcliffe (meh).

by out machine on Oct 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Jon and Steve Phillips

On TBS it’s Chip Caray and Ron Darling.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned today that Steve Phillips and Rick Sutcliffe sound kind of alike and generate a similar (meh) response from me.

by out machine on Oct 9, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both stink alike too.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you want Buck jr. & Joe Morgan to do every game?

/ ducks!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Anyone else have gmail? If so, are you having trouble accessing your account?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope, just checked it too.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harumph.

HOW CAN I BE EXPECTED TO LIVE WITHOUT EMAIL?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ve probably been hacked… time to cancel all your credit cards and change all your passwords.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the heart attack, but I think I fixed the problem.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the Twins offense with RISP, is like watching the Giants offense with RISP.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Run scoring GiDP is the new homer run!!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the no-hitter.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

JINX

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be Jon Miller

Right before the hit, he was talking about how the Yankees haven’t had a hit yet.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain, Co for Ackley, Dustin?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caine, Michael for The Butler, Alfred

by esseffgeez on Oct 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just realized that two of the three Molina brothers are on playoff teams. What are the odds?

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Not coincidentally, the two Molina brothers that are in the playoffs are also being used correctly relative to their talent levels.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 9, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like their brother Bengie.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah man…. what exactly are you saying?!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on Oct 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just because neither of them is good enough to be a CLEANUP HITTER

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 9, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie!

20 HRs, baby!

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby back or spare ribs?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bengie is still the slowest.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOT!

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

"....fisted by Puto"

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m amazed by the number of times Caray says the word ‘fisted’.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta start keeping track or something…

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and Rowand with your notebooks

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Notebook,

Today, I swung over a slider that was three feet to the outside and threw to the wrong base in a crucial situation. Nuts! I’ll be sure not to do that tomorrow.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

P.S. I'm a Gamer

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you play the Chip Caray drinking game, you will be drunk by the 4th inning.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much fuss was made over Posada’s comments, he absolutely should have started this game. What a horribly called game by Molina.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on Oct 9, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you expect from a Molina.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs Posey to light a fire under him.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 9, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

POSEYESQUE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impending Implosion?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"Will it stay fair?.."

Still waiting for the answer

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Except they are much better.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet niblets

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 9, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, who you callng -rod?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 9, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 9, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you nine years old?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it is time for a change think Speedy!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Nick Blackburn. The entire San Francisco Giants pitching staff knows your pain. Pitch your guts out, give up one run and pick up the no-decision.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpire Fail

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

nice outing joba, don’t let the door hit you on the way out

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 9, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be nice for Kubel to stop sucking.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know why I’m watching this game, because the Twins offense reminds me so much of the Giants.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m watching because I want to see one of the douches who wears a suit to a baseball game take a foul ball right square between the eyes.

by maysian on Oct 9, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overly dramatic rendition of “God Bless America”.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there any other kind?

by Merope on Oct 9, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one at AT&T is okay … campy without being cynical. Is it Ethel Merman?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 9, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT YOU BETTER LISTEN OR THE YANKS WILL KICK YOU OUT!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 9, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the same ump crew that called the last Giants-Rockies series in SF this year, right?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The eyes of the devil!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption:

“Where did you say Randell Flagg is?”

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or do fly balls seem overly dangerous in this park?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Its funny b/c it ended up being perfectly neutral

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just goes to show why the eyeballs need to be counter weighted by stats.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the same impression.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Rob Neyer:

“You know, Chip might be outstanding on the radio, where nobody can actually see what he’s describing. Cuts the (countable) error rate a lot.”

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

And on a bloop foul down the line, “Laced foul down the left field line”.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama just lost my vote. Give it back! Now!

BLING BLING

by cybermaldonado on Oct 9, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No, like, is that real? I didn’t think he could do commercials.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 9, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not. I don’t know the law. Could be a brilliant political move if it was – Obama could practically lock up the under 80 IQ vote by buddying up to Goerge Lopez.

BLING BLING

by cybermaldonado on Oct 9, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuck in my office on Friday night, but listening to the game on the radio (can’t win with either broadcast team, btw). Was fine with getting out of here, until an exotic PhD lass waltzed in and needed help with some photocopying. Now… between the baseball and her lingering perfume… I don’t think I’m ever gonna leave this office.

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Steve Phillips, the Yanks bullpen has the edge because it had more wins in the regular season.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He should of been a General Manager……………..oh wait.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

6th Tool.exe

Not to be confused with …
Compleate_Tool.exe

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins' radio broadcaster explains the playoffs...

“The winner of that series will play the winner in this series, and the winner of that series will play in the World Series.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Who says you need someone special to be a radio broadcaster?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold on!

I need to write this down!

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game seems like it’s dragging on forever.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

See Giants, that’s how you execute a proper hit and run.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm this must be one of those Rally things I’ve read about!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

A clutch hit?

What the hell is that?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Where one grabs after getting a knee or foot in wrong spot?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really… all hits are clutch. Since at least 70% of the time you’re not going to get one. AMIRITE?

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

POON TOE!

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The Fisting Punto strikes again!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

“Quit yer belly achin’, Buck Rodgers. It’s just a divers’ watch.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

have Nathan pitch the next 2 innings?

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 9, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We make the phones ring!
We make the phones ring!

Just trying to make their commercails as good as out regulaer season ones.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

When it is time for a change think SPEEDY!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS ALL ABOUT THE ROOSEVELTS BAY BAY

by goGSW24 on Oct 9, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Darling just jinx Riveria.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"Fisted towards second....."

Inordinate amount of fisting going on in the booth.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I really don’t think Carey even knows what it means…that last hit was a regular base hit, and certainly not off of his hands.

by Into the Void on Oct 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure second base is not fisting…. Of coarse times do change.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yee haw!

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What? Others beside Punto can Fist?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

But not with the same elan.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no divers watch on then?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but of inferior quality

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“His screams alerted the Coast Guard, so I pointed the prow of that fiberglass beauty into international waters. But that’s nothing like the defensive plays you’re gonna see every Sunday night on ESPN’s Sunday Night Football.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

With enough lubrication and patience, sure.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 9, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I hear the TBS dudes quote Jim Leyland as saying “I’ll take talent over experience every time”? HERESY!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 9, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird old guy.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is that pic of the old guy in a furry hat and no trespass sign when I need it?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bruce Bochy now angry, takes a long drink from his tall scotch.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does that old fool know?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean: HAH! Shows what you know, you old bastard. Only experienced players have talent.

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIP HIP!

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Jorge

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Merriweather is SUCH a blind douche

Not that I’m pulling for the Yankmees. Just sayin’

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait — I’m listening on the radio… was that called third strike not a strike?

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

His strike zone includes plateless air 6 inches on either side of the real plate.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Twins' broadcast:

“Strike three called! That was a breaking ball in there for a strike. Nooo doubt about it.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And from shoelaces to the eyeballs

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good gravy, what a play.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice catch by harriss

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Average yawner play at 3B

/golf clap

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 9, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

no big deal

I used to do that in little league almost every game.

by Into the Void on Oct 9, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd best 3rd base play of the game. At best.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounded like an awesome play.

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by Natto on Oct 9, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It was Craig Nettles-esque

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 9, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Jeter is so clutch

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 9, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

He nailed a French girl just before she got deported?

by Every6thDay on Oct 9, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/obligatory French girlfriend reference, quickly followed by panic as he realizes that she recently mentioned having a ‘really good time’ in New York City.

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have a girlfriend? aaaaaand she's French?

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 9, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and have I mentioned that I have a French girlfriend?

Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ

-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on Oct 9, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions