Open Playoff Chatter, Day Two
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 8, 2009 9:46 AM PDT
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PrintThe cup of rum was an offering for you, baseball gods, yet the Dodgers still won.
You have to love the empty seats behind home plate at Dodger Stadium, too. There's no excuse. Traffic? Leave earlier. It's the playoffs. And if that doesn't mean anything to you, give those tickets to someone who gives a damn. I don't think that Dodger fans are the worst fans in baseball; I'm pretty sure that the Dodgers have the lamest collection of high-roller fans in any sport, though.
Here's to a better day. Go Cardinals. Go, uh, markers of an economic uptick as measured by hot dog sales in the Angels/Red Sox game. And go, uh, asteroid hurtling down toward Philadelphia.
Man, this collection of playoff teams is a drag.
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This good for a laugh...
Postseason tickets are cheaper this year than last. Well duh! But I like this part the best!
The most drastic example is in Los Angeles, where the average price for the Dodgers’ home playoff games in the first round are selling for $74, about half the $149 they fetched last year, according to market leader StubHub, a unit of eBay Inc. In fact, fans can even buy playoff tickets there for as low as $13.
13 fucking dollars to a post season game! And they have a market size of ~16 M million people!
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Jesus
Twins tickets (even crappy ones) are all over 90
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LOL
LA market size (2 teams) 16,373,645
Playoff appearances in last 10 years: 4
Minnesota market size: 2,968,806
Playoff appearances in last 10 years: 5
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
IKR
last year of the dome has something to do with it. But still.
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by bondslegend on Oct 8, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is the worst collection of playoff teams I can recall. Maybe there will be an unexpected strike and they will cancel the post-season again. Alternatively, DirectTV is offering free access to the NHL Center Ice for October. I have found myself oddly drawn to it.
Awesome!
/watches game for three hours that ends in a tie
Wait, what?
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 8, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, that’s right. They changed the rules or something. Still a sport as lame as Bruce Springsteen.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 8, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I was about to say. Dissing hockey and the Boss in the same sentence? Not playing to your base.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
Nebraska= Olympic hockey. Pure awesomeness that makes you wonder why the rest is so lame.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 8, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
jponry says you’re banned
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Oct 8, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know that Bruce Springsteen was disabled.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't, but after this, he is
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Not bad for a like 70 year old man.
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Oct 8, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
UUNNGH. HERE’S MY CROOOOOTTCH, SLIDIN’ AT YOU LIKE A COLD INTERSTATE HIGHWAY AT THREE IN THE MORNING. UNNNGGGFF.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 8, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
remember when Bruce performed at the Presidential Inauguration? Man, I never saw President Lincoln dance like that!
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 8, 2009 11:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I really hate when posts get misplaced like this. Only 7 hours too late too be here.
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Oct 8, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY ARE NO TIES IN FOOTBALL HOCKEY!
/Donovan McNabb
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
My Llama smells better than your llama!
I was hanging around Circle K yesterday thinking about Barry Zito. Nothing really came to mind, but I did come up with a few reasons why I believe I could be a finalist on the “So You Think You Can Dance” television show. "
For starters, I’m charismatic. I once dressed up like Richard Simmons and proceeded to run eastbound on the San Mateo Bridge, karate chopping passing cars. (Only the red ones.. poor suckers!). In the grand scheme of things, I would say that afternoon went fairly well. Boston was in town playing Oakland and Trot Nixon’s restraining order had just been ruled ’unsubstantial" on what the courts term as a “technicality.” I was in like flint! What the hell kind of a name is “Trot?”….
Did you know that Llamas are carnivors? I caught mine eating a chicken. My llama’s name is Jake. Jake likes chicken. An anomoly? Maybe, but he likes chicken. He likes chicken A LOT. I like chicken too, but not as much as Llama Jake.
So what’s everyone blogging about? Does the new madonna record come out soon?
by fernando valenzuela on Oct 8, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
A bologna and llama sandwich! just add chicken!
…it’s “to die for.”
by fernando valenzuela on Oct 8, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
"You've Been Banned"
..coming to my computer shortly….
by fernando valenzuela on Oct 8, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Grants boss
I’ve usually seen him signed in under grant’s name, but he always talks about llamas. It’s really weird and funny.
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But fernando valenzuela has posted before—-is that Grant’s boss’s handle?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
no idea
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Banned. Yes, it is my boss. And he’s banned. BANNED.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This begs the question.....
which team has the worst fans in baseball?
Plotting the ultimate demise of Gore51 (never met him, I dunno he could be swell) so as to adopt Kyle Nicholson.
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on Oct 8, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions
Marlins are a close second.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
How can that be? The Marlins don’t have any fans.
by pwoper on Oct 8, 2009 10:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
that's not begging the question arrggghhhhhhh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
You know, begs the question doesn’t bother me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Depends on how you define worst, I guess.
Smug pricks? Yankees
Rude, obnoxious? Cubs, Mets, Red Sox
Bandwagoners? Phillies
Ignorant? Devil Rays, Blue Jays, Rangers
Apathetic? D-Backs, Braves, Marlins
But Dodgers fans are all five. With stupid beach balls and hankies and waves thrown in.
I wouldn’t call Philly fans bandwagoners. They just got a stadium they can enjoy.
Rk Year Tm Attendance Attend/G
1 2009 Philadelphia Phillies 3600693 44453
2 2008 Philadelphia Phillies 3422583 42254
3 2007 Philadelphia Phillies 3108325 38374
4 2006 Philadelphia Phillies 2701815 33356
5 2005 Philadelphia Phillies 2665304 32905
6 2004 Philadelphia Phillies 3250092 40125
Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Original Table
Generated 10/8/2009.
Overall they are comparable to the giants, just opposite. Both saw a jump of ~20K/Game when the changed from Candlestick/Veteran stadium
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes! I take the subway to the games there and when I have my Giants gear I have to hide it in my backpack
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Phillies fans are annoying as shit. When the Phillies came to town this year, I became convinced that Always Sunny was a documentary.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at a Giants-Phillies game with Lincecum pitching. Giants won 2-0 on two sac flies and Lincecum shut the Phillies down. Afterwards, leaving the stadium, some Phillies fans were mouthing off – just the type WE WON WORLD SERIES YOU DIDN’T kind of stuff. When the score was pointed out to them, they were like, “Oooh, two sac flies, you’re so great!” I’m sorry, geniuses, how many sac flies did the Phillies get, hmm?
AHEM.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
To be fair every fanbase has those people. I find the fans in the filed level to be nice here in philly.
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariners are the worst.
They just don’t care is all. The whole story up here all year has just been Griffey. They have a great stadium, great beat writer (Geoff Baker of the Seattle Times has probably the best newspaper blog of all the beat writers I’ve seen) but unless the team wins 100 games then they can’t be bothered to care. Even the ones who go just sit in the stadium and talk like they are at a bar. It’s annoying. I miss living close enough to go to AT&T.
Of course, there are some teams who have great seasons and nobody still cares, so it could be worse.
Also, I once knew a Mariners fan who was convinced that the Mariners were shoe-ins to win the World Series because of the Richie Sexson signing. Of course, he also once said that Barry Bonds wasn’t a great player because all he does is hit home runs. LOL him.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I feel like of all the fans Mariners fans are the most like Giants fans, at least judging by Lookout Landing.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Didn’t the Mariners have a lolcat night at the park though?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Yes
And LL hated it.
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Yeah, but Lookout Landing hates lolcats.
I’m not a big fan myself, but I don’t begrudge y’all.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Yeah, but what did LL think of it?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I’ve always thought that Seattle and San Francisco are pretty similar.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
do they have poutine in Seattle?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Poutine is really just a Quebec thing.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
and Seattle does have fewer parts of the city smells like Gordon’s Gin and urine.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
You’ll have to admit these are all relatively minor differences.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Is it a brand name or Gin and urine from a guy named Gordon?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
And rains more.
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Oh, man, once in the San Juan Islands (northwest of Seattle), I had seafood chile rellenos at a Mexican restaurant. There was no poblano pepper – just a big goopy mess with canned mild green chiles strewn throughout. And watery refried beans on the side. Ugh.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Don’t say that to people from Seattle. They make a point of resenting Californians.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Yet, it seemed to me that almost everyone there had moved there from California.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
It’s my experience that the people who complain about Calfiornians aren’t the native Seattlites – I always hear the complaints from people who moved to Seattle from the east coast. Fail.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I wonder if Seattle is like SF in that no one is a native. (I was born at UCSF and people look at me like I’m an alien when I say I was born & raised here.)
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
My son was born at UCSF!
We’re probably moving away soon, though. :/
And I know a few people who grew up in Seattle.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Seattle seemed like a really big Berkeley to me.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I AGREE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I went to Safeco in 07 and took the tour. I thought the stadium was actually fairly ugly, though I’ve found myself saying that about any new (semi-)enclosed stadium.
What really annoyed me was that halfway through the tour, they brought us to their equivalent of the Field Club bar and sat us down and went on this 30 minute spiel basically trying to sell us season tickets. It was the middle of December, and we were all obviously tourists. I thought that was really obnoxious.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldn’t be worse than the Kingdome!
I’ve been on ballpark tours in Fenway and Phone Company Park – I got a backstage story about Manny Ramirez and got to show off my random Giants trivia knowledge, but never got a sales pitch.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I might catch some shit for this, but I can’t stand those A’s fans with the drums and choreography and all that shit. It’s like the wave & beach balls combined in a vat full of speed and Sparks. STFU and watch the fucking baseball game.
They were sitting in ~VR 305 and I was in 304 and they would not shut up and were getting seriosuly butthurt when the usher came over and said, “Hey, could you put the brass section away and stop waving around the A’s flag on the ten foot pole?”
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I always seem to live in the places with the most annoying fans
NYC, north side of Chicago, Massachusetts, Oakland…
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
The Cardinals looked dead last night. I was stunned when Pujols went after that diving 3-1 fastball. Rowandian.
Dodger fans may not be the worst fans… Just the worst examples of humanity.
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
fuck st. louis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Real World/ Road Rules Challenge was better last night than any of the games yesterday.
- Popped implant? Check.
- Rampant steroid use? Check.
- No discernibly likable cast members? Check.
In that I was saved the displeasure of having to root for someone else’s favorite team, I will tout the virtues of this drivel every day of the week, and twice on Sunday. Holla.
gully
It's epic drivel.
It is probably the best sports-themed show outside of a baseball game. The NFL’s artificial amping up of a lame-ish product cannot compete.
Sorry, the NFL is awesome
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“Sports Entertainment”
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
Call it what you want
I have always loved football more than all other sports, college or pro
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
I like some teams!
I hate Victorino’s unfortunate rectum face, but I like the Phils. And what’s wrong with the Saint Louis Almost-As-Impressive-as-Barry-Bonds’s? Obviously we cannot root for Anal-heim, and I hate the Red Sox, so that one sucks…
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
I believe the Cardinals and the Giants had some sort of rip-roaring rivalry back in aught-nine or something.
The ‘70s? No… it was the ’80s. I think. I don’t remember stuff from when I was younger than 4.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, nobody like LaRussa.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
In the 80’s the Cards had this very annoying habit off getting in the Giants way … and succeeding. And not to pick on the " youths" around here but you don’t know suck tell not only your team sucks but the teams beating you are doing with the farm kids your team developed. In the 80’s Cards case it was The Ripper.
All that said I am a Giants fan. My 2 favorite teams are the Giants and whoever is play the Dodgers. Because every Dodger win is a victory for the terrorists.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
I got a chance to sit and watch some of the Twin-Yanks last night. The Twins looked a bit like deer caught in headlights. That was disapointing for me.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
Well, they were something like 15 hours removed from a 12 inning game, with a flight in between. It was smart of the Yankees to force the Twins to play them dog-tired like that, but it was kind of lousy at the same time.
The Twins had basically no chance of winning that game. They were probably taking naps in the dugout.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was kinda low blow, if Randy Wynn was on the Yankees he of sat out last nights game.
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
He of the classy nature!
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It benefits defense when he levels up, but hinders attack!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Good point.
Just all the bobbles and double clutches etc I was seeing defensively. That is not the Twins I saw, granted a few times, in the season and not the style of game they usually play. I knew I would only be able to watch part of one game yesterday and I choose that one because I thought the style would be well executed and wanted to see how they played in the Uber live field.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
There is a great picture on the MLB front page of David Ortiz trying to eat his glove. It’s the second picture of the slide show.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
I forgot that David Ortiz was still around.
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He is still around in the same sense that Aaron Rowand is still around
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by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Very a ROUND.
get it?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Well, a round is something you place over a circular table for a variety of reasons. So if he’s very one of those… he’s convenient and often attractive?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
BODY BIAS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
"I know how sweet it is"
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give him a break
at that point he probably hadn’t had anything to eat for close to two hours.
by Into the Void on Oct 8, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
So ironic
Just like playing 8th inning rally songs written by a Giants fan.
STREET LIGHTS. PEOPLE.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 8, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
He will do it in some black and orange spandex pants with matching vest
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 8, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Steve Perry and Arnel Pineda will have a knife dance fight like in the music video for Beat It.
Wait, what were talking about again?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 8, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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DON’T GET THEM STARTED, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AAANYWHEEEEERE
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
JUST A CITY BOY
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 8, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
WHY!? WHY!?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
BORN AND RAISED IN SOUUUUUUTHH DETROOOOOOOOOOOOOOIT
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GOD DAMN IT NATTO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And most people have no idea. Like the song, “American Woman”.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
One of my favorites:
“why you’d want to live here” by death cab for cutie.
“Im in los angeles today, it smells like an airport runway jet fuel stench is in the cabin, and lights flickering at random
Im in los angeles today, garbage cans comprise the median, the freeway’s always creeping, even when the population’s sleeping
And I can’t see why you’d want to live here"
I love ben gibbard
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I've always thought
that we should play this for every Giants/Bums game at the Big Phone
Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you
yes
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
Perfect
Wine + cheese + pot + indie music
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
More correct then you may realize!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
DCFC
not so much “indie” any more
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I hope Det. Frank Drebin is umpiring this game
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 8, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking Arby's...
…was a bad idea. The pain.
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
What you do is buy a trip tip roast, or two, for around $12-15 a few handfuls of peperoncinis, with some juice from the jar, and place items into a crock pot to cook over night. Add in a few other spices if you wish. In the morning you have only to add a good bun and Arrbies craving is firmly kicked straight in the nads.
Yes, that is my lunch today.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
question
is there a way to replicate their beef n cheddar? Because that is the best thing ever invented
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I am sure if you are motivated enough it can be done. Melting chedder so it is not all clumpy is a bit tricky though.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
But it's more than cheddar
pretty sure they put crack in that sauce
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grade it very finely, smelt is and stir in some " seasonings" and see what you get. I never been a big fan of their beef chedder so i might be wrong guy to ask.
/ waits for proper foodie to stuble onto question and offer up more sound advice.
That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.
I'm thinkin maybe velveeta instead of "real" cheese
but I may have to try this experiment out. hmmm
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well then you’re going to need some cocaine and some baking soda and…
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
I figured it out last night. If you distilled the Dodger Stadium crowd down to its two basic elements, you’d have Chevy Chase, and a guy who’s stabbing Chevy Chase.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hilarious
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Game Meh, of the Phillies/Rockies underway.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Feh.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Helton fun stat line of the day so far:
1 AB, 0-1 1RBI.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
ground out?
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
nope he reached base. next guess?
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fielders choice?
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Ding Ding. You win.
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WOOHOO
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Two run HR
and didn’t touch first base?
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Phillies Announcer
The Phillies announcer just called the throw after the turn on a double play attempt a “relay” throw. While this is accurate, I’ve never heard it caled that. And nor should I have heard that term before. It’s stupid. Relays are for throws from the outfield
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Fact...
The Philly Fanatic is actually a cartoonish depiction of Danny Devito
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I thought it was the other way round?
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They must have thought Fish Sticks were too white trash.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
Fish sticks are sometimes delicious.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What Richmond Team?
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Dennis Richmond bought a jai alai team.
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The news guy?
That’s AWESOME
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Fact...
Ryan Howard’s Subway subs are always cheesesteaks
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Fact...
The Phillies trainer’s name is Mickey Goldmill
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Fact...
Kevin Eubanks is the Phillies advance scout for West Coast teams.
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Fact......
Philly fans booed Santa Claus.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
LOL
You know, I brought that up to a Philly fan friend of mine, and he actually defended it. It was rather comical.
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Fact...
Bruce Bochy is so dumb, when Baggs asked him who he thought would win the Division Series, he said, “I don’t know, I ain’t good at math.”
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Baggs is Andrew Baggarly, right?
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No, Frodo Baggins.
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Fact...
Brotherly Love is actually homosexual incest
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Winchesters!
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
And now a reading from the gospel of Chuck.
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Fact...
Boys II Men didn’t really have that hard of a time of saying farewell to the previous day but it sounded more poetic.
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Fact...
Jayson Werth and Jason Schmidt got in one little fight. Werth’s mother got scared. She sent him to live with his Uncle Charlie Manuel in West Philadelphia
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Fact.......
Veterans Stadium in Philly had a jail in the stadium to hold the drunks.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
Fact...
Mike Schmidt also had a called shot. He called it a “worthless son of a bitch” and hit it four miles.
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Anyone read the twitter posts on gameday from the TBS guys?
From Eckersley: four hours of sleep, back at it today. #mlbontbs
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Eck is like a machine though. He probably never slept when he played for Oakland.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
Yorvit Torre-Jessica-Alba
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Hello all!
Checking in. Anything interesting happen?
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
Everyone died.
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Good!
I love a happy ending
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HamLOLs
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I'd rather the Rockies win here, actually
In absense of an obvious team to root for in the NL, I’d rather we get a lot of good, competitive series that go down to the wire.
Except for the Dodgers. I want them to lose every game.
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We rarely get what we want.
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Particularly when it come to the Dodgers.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wheels falling off the Rockies' bus alert
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Come on, Werth.
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Oh, good, the signal just dropped off.
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Is that really happening? On one of the gameday tweets the guy said that TBS might lose its coverage randomly because of weather anomolies.
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Back in the old days we used to put strips of aluminum foil on the TV rabbit ears. The reception would often get better with a human body close to the TV so in our house my little sister was the designated signal enhancer, especially during Giants games.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
For an impoverished post-high school period in my life (1998-1999), my television was a black and white tv with a coat hanger for an antenna.
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Just one of the myriad uses for a coat hanger.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
RRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 8, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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See, if they had their catcher batting cleanup, that wouldn’t have happened.
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Obligatory FRED LEWIS SUX DROPS BALLS!!!!
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I sure wish Chris Berman would stop trying to be cute and just tell us what the fuck is happening in the baseball game. Boomer, you’re not Jon Miller and you should stop trying.
Christ. It seriously took Boomer 15 seconds to call that foul ball.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Who’s hurt?
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I have the sound off, but Happ is throwing practice pitches, so it appears to be him.
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Now the Phillies are Happless
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Alternately: The Philadelphia Feliz are not happy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 8, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Happ
Line drive hit him
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This inning should turn out well.
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The Giants could figure a way out not to score here.
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Eyre!
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So I’m guessing the patch with the HK is a tribute to the great Heckler and Koch small arms manufacturer.
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Just think, it could be us about to pathetically blow this rally!
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Nice pitching Scott
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
In the choice between Rockies and Phillies, I will begrudgingly take the Phillies. For now.
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When Brett Myers is pitching, I’ll root for anyone but the Phillies. Anyone. Okay, not the Dodgers.
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I would not call what he is doing right now pitching. Unless he meant to hit Tulo. In which case I am ok with this.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Unless he meant to hit Tulo.
Considering it’s Brett Myers, it’s really hard not to make a tasteless joke out of this.
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When you point out a set up, it makes the payoff less funny.
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Don’t Stop Believing just came on the radio. Thought you all would like to know.
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Best name ever for a reliever in.
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+1000000000
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Rollie Fingers is a pretty awesome name.
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Ok, how about currently pitching?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
That Bastardo can pitch!
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
/swings at golf ball in the dirt.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
In the end, it falls to Rectum.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
You know, I only ever like the bao dough plain.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
WEIRDO
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I eat the bread and give the filling parts to my aunt.
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Things that annoy my wife
Sandra Lee on the Food Network did a recipe for “pork bao buns.” It involved going to a mall Chinese restaurant for barbecue pork and wrapping it in Pillsbury Dough.
Certainly awful, but this was like three years ago and I still hear about it and I DON’T EVEN LIKE THE FOOD NETWORK.
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Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
that is horrifying though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I saw a package of frozen “Chow Mein” in the store the other day that was a steamed rice dish.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I remember that!
Never mind the fact that “bao buns” is redundant.
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BUNS BUNS!
new taste sensation!
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
anyone else throwing up in their mouth at the realization that they are rooting for one of these 2 shitheads?
Eh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Exactly my sentiment.
This entire postseason, I’m merely rooting against one team, instead of rooting for the other.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually enjoy that, but when presented with seven out of eight I would like to see lose their marbles down the disposal, it’s difficult to get the Ire up.
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LOL Rectum face
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At least we’ll have a competitive series.
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You suck, rectumface
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LOLSTAR
An it’s tied 1-1. Let’s hope the same can be said after this next game!
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STFD douchebag
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
MOUNTAIN MUD STAINS
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STFD looking, guy that somehow had 31 HRs this season.
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the Cards better win this game
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I like Hollidays!
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TAKE THAT, GREATER OF TWO EVILS!
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Madonna says celebrate!
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Nice, hopefully future Giant.
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If we had a Holliday
It would be so nice
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LOL POOPIN'
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
are the cards really considered an evil?
They and the Twins the only teams in this postseason that i wouldn’t consider an evil..
Fuck Jose Oquendo
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And that overrated cheap shot artist Ozzie Smith
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that dude was Shane Victorino, Steve Finley and Hitler all rolled into one.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Also one weird-looking dude
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I abhor the Cardinals. Not completely sure why though….
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Oct 8, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of us in our late 20s/early 30s still hate them from 1987-1988, when they edged us in the NLCS thanks to a botched Candy Maldonado catch, and then the next year Ozzie Smith started a bench-clearing brawl by throwing a punch at Will Clark.
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ah 1987.
But i want PAIN to strike the dodgers rockies and yankees
2002 exercised some of those late 80’s demons for me and of the NL teams, I will be rooting for them this post-season, especially against the Dodgers and against all non-Twin AL teams.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
exorcised
Unless you meant those demons hit the gym.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 8, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in my 20’s when it happened, you just have rage issues.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
These things make more of an impression on you when you’re 7 or 8 years old, I’d imagine.
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And, as I’ve mentioned before, for me personally, my grandfather was a diehard and fairly insufferable Cardinals fan, so there’s the whole intra-family baseball rivalry angle for me. In my household, the Cardinals were the Giants’ #2 rivals, second only to the Dodgers.
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I was about that age and worshipped Will Clark. I may not ever get over it. It did make that part of 2002 all the more sweet and delicious.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
No sell-out in L.A.???
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fan indifference
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Money
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Y-MONEY
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Tim Lincecum & Jonathan Sanchez sighting!
In a stats list.
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Players who have signs asking for a date to prom?
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Kershaw just looks like a moron.
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Deeply disturbibg GIS result for Clayton Kershaw
It’s from True Blue LA. Shudder.
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Also
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I'm not sure what's going on in this one
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DURRR....
I is gud
Please refer to username
by SabeanPlusBochyEqualsEpicFailure on Oct 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This was when Manny was ovulating.
Pheromones, you know.
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Did the announcers just say that Kershaw got hit hard in his major league debut? He gave up 2 runs on 5 hits in 6 innings…
And that this is his third season? It’s his second.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
omg these people are so stupid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Who are the announcers?
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i don't know
He was like, “His major league debut was here at Chavez Ravine against these same Cardinals and he got hit hard… going 6 innings and giving up 5 hits… and uh… (I assume at this point he realized that he didn’t actually get hit hard) Albert Pujols got the first hit off of him.”
WTF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
what difference does the black taco shell make? is it spicy? i don’t get it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
More flava.
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Cards up 1-0
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
1-0 Cardinals. They missed a chance to blow it open, though.
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the worst was the tiebreaker announcer
(it might be the same dude)
BASE HIT……THIS SHOULD DO IT!!! CAUGHT IN LF!!!!!
Chip Caray?
Yeah, he’s bad.
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Chip Caray
I think he’s calling the Yanks/Twins series though
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
They play at 24 Willie Mays Parkway, doncha know.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’d call that a “beautiful” view.
YEAH PARKING LOTS
GORGEOUS
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
PARKING LOTS!
SMOG!
PALM TREES!
HITLER’S FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM!
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At twilight time the
Smog makes a rainbow
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
in our world’s degradation we take for granted
all we have and all that we were given
when was the last time that you looked up
gazed upon a shopping mall and said “how beautiful”
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This has been Natto’s obscure ska/punk band reference for the day.
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There’s a distinct SoCal appeal in said shopping mall if say, Jessica Simpson were inside signing autographs…
She doesn’t do much for me.
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Speaking of Cardinal losses, here's a video that might just send chills up your spine:
Enjoy: http://www.kuya.com/weddingfu/img/giants_win.wmv
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
I still get choked up by that. I hope I always will.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I get choked up, but I hope at some point in time those memories will be replaced by ones with a happier ultimate ending.
As soon as Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber are gone we may have a chance
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta give props to the creator
http://www.olliefu.com/sub_about.html
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Hmm, same website different URL.
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The Cardinals are DEAD!
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I love that call by Jon
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
And I know it’s horribly unprofessional, but I love Krukow screaming “WE’RE GOING!” in the background.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
[WHOEVER SAID THE GIANTS SHOULD PICK UP LUGO] WAS RIGHT
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That would be NeifiChicken.
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Why do the Cardinals socks have those white stripes on them? I love it but I don’t get it.
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I
It seems kind of weird to me that Willie McCovey was walked intentionally so much – he was a great hitter, for sure, but he’s at the bottom end of the top 50 hitters of all time, it seems weird that he’d be third all time in IBB.
Though, I guess his OPS+ during his peak (when he accumulated most of those IBBs) was in the 170s, which would be good for top 10 all time, so well.
DON’T MIND ME I’M JUST TALKING TO MYSELF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I thought you were talking to me...
:(
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Dana Carvey sighting!?
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I thought he lived in the Bay Area.
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He does. Or he used to, at least.
This was on a cell phone commercial, though.
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Ah
I’m not watching the game.
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That one’s weird.
“How shall we sell this Android phone?”
“I KNOW! Whoopi Goldberg and the late-90s cast of SNL!”
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not tempted to rush out and buy one.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the new Android phone will be any better than the G1. I am happy with the G1 and with the market and all I figure I may just hold on to it for a while.
Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni
Me too. There should be a ton out in the next 6 months.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubt it. It’s open source, so there’ll always be people working on improving it.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I was talking about the cupcake update but thinking about it now that was for the Android OS not just the G1. So in theory all cool updates like that would be for any Android phone not just the new ones right?
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Possibly, though you got Cupcake (and Donut, which I got Monday) through T-Mobile.
You can always manually install rebuilds of Android if you want, but if you don’t want to deal with that, you’ll just get the updates via T-Mo. No reason any of them need to be handset-specific, though it wouldn’t surprise me if, say, Verizon, has someone make a custom build.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he chopping broccoli?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
suck it russell martin
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I like it! Sounds like the name of a really crappy band; Russel and the Suck IT, Martins! Playing below average music near you soon!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
lol…and served with a broken straw.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmm...
Six dollar Anchor Steams and upside down visors as far as the eye can see.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty sure i hate Ethier more than any other player in baseball
yes, more than tulowitzki, martin, manny, etc
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I think my hate for him also stems from he came out of nowhere to be good. And he was one of the main reasons they did not fade when Manny had to take a 50 game break from baseball because his boobs were getting too large.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Hey, I found something the Giants' offense was good at this year!
They were fourth in the NL in triples.
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SPEED!
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i wonder why that would be
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http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/batting/seasontype/2/league/nl/sort/triples/order/true
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I know
Last in the NL in BA, OBP, SLG, OPS, and OPS+. Probably last in the majors too, but I didn’t check.
I also once calculated that, without Sandoval, the team batting average would be (I think) .248.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Hey I have an idea!
Let’s give Sabean a looooong extension!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
For being bald those girls are hot
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I found this out, by the way, because my Cardinals fan cousin was asking why I was so down on the Giants when they had a good year. I was looking up team STATS to try to describe just how execrable our offense was.
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hmmm...
the Giants want me to go to a football game. $5 bleacher seats!!! So this means what? No one has bought any tickets to see the Redwoods?
Nope, that’s the standard price.
Season tickets are- no joke*- $30.
*-that price is not a joke, the league, of course, is.
the only name on the Redwoods’ roster that I recognize is Dontarrious Thomas
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
oh wait
DENNIS GREEN IS THE COACH
YESSSSSSS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I know nothing of football (I don’t even know who the Redwoods are!), but Dontarrious is an awesome name.
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You don’t need to not know football to not know who the Redwoods are.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaand there go the Blue Angels.
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OT: I rented The Neverending Story this weekend since my wife had never seen it. It was just as awesome as I remembered.
Next: Clash of the Titans
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We got that on DVD for my son. He loves it.
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I didn’t know metalcore was big back then!
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Heh, the google result for “football redwood” is pretty funny.
“Place your website description in this area. This is read by some search engines.”
I think it’s the lack of criminal element in those leagues.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
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For all its faults, i did like their way of deciding who kicked and received to start the game.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
A gunfight at the fifty yard line?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Instead of a pre-game coin toss, XFL officials put the ball on the ground and let a player from each team scramble for it to determine who received the kickoff option, which led to the first XFL injury. This type of “coin toss” has since been referred to as the “injury zone.”
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So, Steal the Bacon.
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Terrible idea.
I had this idea. See it’s a jump to conclusions mat…
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omg omg omg omg omg
My band director just mentioned that he wants to do a baseball-themed program for one of our spring concerts! He wants to talk to me about the program. I’m gonna lobby hard to get an arrangement of Bye Bye Baby on the program.
This will easily be the coolest thing I’ve ever done.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Might I suggest that old favorite, "Fuck you in the ear, Sabean, you dolt"?
Usually a real crowd pleaser!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We can show Sabean’s greatest hits on a screen and play Sabre Dance.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, yes YES!
Clearly you are brilliant!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
nice!
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omg I know! There’s talk of doing the march The National Game, the one Sousa wrote for Landis.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re talkin baseball…Giants by the bay…
Anything from “Damn Yankees” applicable? It’s been so long since I’ve seen it I don’t remember.
I’m thinking that goes in there too. Maybe we could do an arrangement of the “fight” type songs, like Meet the Mets, Bye Bye Baby, etc.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be perfect. Newman’s score is really incredible.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
irrelevant picture
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Holly crap this is funny.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Not irrelevant at all
In fact, quite revealing. Notice how you have the Cardinals, represented by “Robin” being bitch slapped by Batman, a know dodger of danger.
Your subconcious is revealing your angst at the way this series is going.
You’re welcome.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhh, don’t get me started.
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Oooh, ooh, lemme do one!
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Fools and Sages
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Damnit, was just going to post that one!
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But found another
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Fools and Sages
He hasn’t seen Merkle’s!
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow.
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Hot!
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Fools and Sages
A collection of the Joker’s boner panels can be found here.
Once again, I love Super Dickery.
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Wrong comic, but possibly my favourite thing ever
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
I like how she’s talking to herself here.
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omg i've seen this one before
makes me lol every time
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The honeymoon is over. :(
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good pitching wasted by lack of hitting with runners on base
/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm/facepalm
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
“F” Fail channel
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
the J actually stands for Jackass
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
jerkoff
Jerkface
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Jizzmopper
Which reminds me of http://www.lamebook.com/provanity-plates
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Jambalaya
Which reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLCKTwXi_A
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I just made jambalaya the other night!
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Nice!
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it Russel J. Martin!
And blow it, Russle J. Martin’s dad.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
Note the unintentional irony of my misspelling of Russel in a post wherin I attempt to make an insult.
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw’s facial hair makes me want to cry.
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Who’s the asshole on the Cardinals with the failstache?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care for it much
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Definate 70's porn star look.
From what I hear, having never seen one.
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLUDWICK
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Molina looks about 4 feet tall next to Wainwright. Maybe that was just the slope of the mound, though.
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Maybe it's just me but Molina's kind of strange, I'm-a-possessed-doll looking face gives me the creeps
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a known fact that in October Cardinals go into hibernation.
Like all mammals do.
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SCORE SOME RUNS CARDINALS.
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It’s like we’re watching the Giants all over again!
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Direct from the Giants “How to fuck up a rally” playbook.
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I''m sure that just as soon as Freddy Sanchez' knee is all better he'll be stealing bases like that
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
I like how they show George Lopez throwing out the first pitch in their little “the Game so far!” montage, as if that was a highlight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
“Needs more dingerz”
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Manny hit Yadier Molina in the head with his bat
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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
There’s blood everywhere…
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/Juan Marichal nodding in approval
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Roid rage
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL MANNY
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STFD MANNY!!!!!
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SUCK IT LONEY
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Sitting in that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked the Friday before the SJSU/USC game. We were stuck in traffic for damn near two hours on the same freeway.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
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HEY GUYS ITS JI
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm
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hell
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
This is beginning to suck hard.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
How does LaRussa leave him in here?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
DON’T QUESTION THE GENIUS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Hey let’s not bean the batter with the bases loaded, okay?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
BORK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLDGERS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Whew!
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
In play, out(s)!
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lol
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
He has achieved Nirvana.
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Smells like teen Spirit in here
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te1MZs5-wKg
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
One of his best.
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suck it, matt kemp
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 8, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Image
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
Fuck you Kemp
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
Apropos of nothing, but rather funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUlmDzPQMZU
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
Me neither. Hope my feeling is wrong.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Now who’s this guy?
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Grizzly Adams?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Trevor Miller is still around?!
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too soon bud, too soon
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Holliday you idiot.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Nothing like a choke job at the most crucial time
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Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck that Charlie Sheen motherfucker sitting- SITTING- behing the plate above the R in dodgers.com.
by troymccluresf on Oct 8, 2009 6:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I’m starting to have my doubts that the Giants should go after this guy
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
I’d take him, I’m just not sure He’s worth the 20 + mil/year it would take to get him
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Oct 8, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he screwed up a play?
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Not because of one play, but that looks like a real big fuck up right now
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by vinScullySucks on Oct 8, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just saying Holliday is no Teixera. (someone who giving 20 + mi/year is obviously worth while). He hasn’t proven he could carry a team offensively with out Todd Helton or Albert Puljols in the lineup. His numbers with the A’s were pretty pedestrian.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Oct 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Well we can’t afford 20 million for him, so you don’t have to worry too much
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
you guys are talking about Yadier right?
by Into the Void on Oct 8, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh , this is good.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
Fucking hell
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
apparently
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Or perhaps being a catcher is harder than it looks?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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We all know that being GM is Waaay hard.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Holliday feels like the biggest asshole on the planet right now.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Cardinals, you pieces of choke
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
This is unbelievable.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Oct 8, 2009 6:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I hate everything.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
Words can’t describe how much I hate the Dodgers.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Oct 8, 2009 6:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wow...
That’s a bit much, wouldn’t you say?
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Oct 8, 2009 6:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes it is.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
I don’t know how any decent person can think that what you said is appropriate in any way.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
No need to go back and forth. You’re wrong.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Oct 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Because I’m saying it’s wrong to say Holliday’s two kids should be raped because he made that play? Ok dude.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
No need to resort to personal attacks. If you think wishing ill on the man’s family because he made an untimely error in a game is appropriate, then so be it.
I still think your comment crossed a line.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Oct 8, 2009 7:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
head → oven
OK, I’m one for two today. Go Red Sox.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
yeah.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Angels/Red Sox
In that mess, there are no winners.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, I just hate the Angels SO MUCH. Red Sox are kinda neutral.
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by tk on Oct 8, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m across the country from the fans. Besides, fans don’t do much for me one way or another (except i have mad love for Twins fans!). It’s the teams that drive my rooting interests. And I HATE THE ANGELS.
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by tk on Oct 8, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the Angels too. It’s disgusting on both sides of the ball.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe this will lower Holliday’s value for the off season and the Giants can have a realistic shot in the bidding war.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Oct 8, 2009 6:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Nobody’s happy when the Dodgers win!
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 8, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of people are happy!
- John Wayne Gacy
- Mussolini
- Tommy Lasorda
- Pol Pot
- Vlad the Impaler
- Caligula
- the Dalek Emperor
- The whole Hitler clan
- the Menendez Brothers
- Slobodan Milošević
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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I’ve a feeling the remaining Hitlers are Yankees fans. They’re all in Long Island IIRC.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Large skinhead population in Arizona.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#Family
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
My wife and I have a running joke about a Bob Hitler, and how he’s actually a really nice guy. I’m sad to see there isn’t one on that list!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I’m imagining what a hit Phyllis Hitler was at the 50s PTA meetings. “Oh, HI Mrs Draper, I’m Phyllis Hitler!”
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Random information
Connecticut has one of the highest per capita membership rates in racist/white power organizations of any state.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Robert Mugabe is totally a Red Sox fan
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So that's who's funding their payroll!
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it all adds up!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Reference my signature.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on Oct 8, 2009 6:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That loss is totally on Franklin. He faced four batters after the error and didn’t get anyone out. You’re out there with that stupid fucking beard trying to look intimidating, get someone out.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
lol I hate his beard too.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio dropped that flyball on Sunday, and it didn’t faze Brian Wilson in the least, and that was with nobody out. I realize that was a meaningless game, and the Padres are not the Dodgers, but geez, Franklin sucks. Did he ever sign that extension, because I’m sure the Cardinals are having second thoughts and that was before today.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
I can almost root for the new Angels now against the Red Sox, but then I see a shot of Scioscia and he just makes me want to lose my lunch and throw it at the TV.
BLING BLING
He’s such a sore tit. He and LaRussa are in constant competition for Whiny Asshole of the Year.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD JOHN LACKEY WHY
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
He’s the ugliest man in baseball.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was in 05 or 06 when I said my tubes tie themselves when I look at him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Wilson Delgado still playing?
Wilson Delgado: so odd looking I can’t even find a decent-sized image of him.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
DNW
Somehow I knew we’d get into picture-sharing of MLB uggos.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Obligatory
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
a classic
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I want the Angels to win for that reason. Just keep the wank out of the media as much as possible. It would be kinda funny to watch everyone go “…?” if it ended up like Twins/Rockies or Angels/Rockies.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Twins / Rockies would at least be something different. I get sick of seeing the same teams all the time. zzzzzz
Well, Rockies were just a couple years ago.
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Yeah. And once upon a time, I was an Angels supporter. 2002 changed everything.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never heard of such a thing. The internet on computers?!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve fallen into the sarchasm, and I wasn’t even referring to your post.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
We pay Aaron Fucking Rowand 12 million dollars a year to hit eigth..The Angels paid Abreu half that and he hit 20+ Hrs, drove in 100 RBIS, and an .825 OPS…
Brain Sabean, your longest tenured GM, everybody
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by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So? Everyone else in the Angels lineup had an above average OBP.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You’re the Justin Miller of McC.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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I’ve seen Natto, and it doesn’t look like his entire body is covered in tattoos.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Postseason food talk
I’m making a Thai vegetable stir-fry with chili-tamarind sauce.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Why is my dvr so stupid?
Mr. Merope emailed me to check the dvr schedule and make sure the Sharks game was going to record for him. It’s going to record, of course it’s going to try and record the game on Fox Sports OHIO … which we don’t get… he would have come home to 3 hours of black screen.
yup, I think the key word, or whatever, is “Sharks” I guess it found the first instance of Sharks and stopped looking.
SWEEEET
I haven’t been to a sharks game since my first… which was the playoff game vs. Edmonton a few years ago
We usually make it to 1 or 2 a season. It ends up being rather expensive for us. I mean the tickets alone are ridiculous enough, but since most of the games begin at 7 or 730, and it’s a 3 hour drive back home…. we usually end up staying the night .
Yep, that’s exactly the thing with my dad and i, usually we would either spend the night down there or go down to Santa Cruz to stay there. But since now i can drive, i’d do the driving since i’ve driven across the country 5 times so i’m all good
Jello Biafra and Barry Manilow have the same birthday. So much for astrology? Or, are there things we don’t know about Manilow?
BLING BLING
I share a birthday with
John Wayne Bobbitt
Keri Russell
Jayson Blair
Ric Ocasek
Mark Buehrle
Tony Pena Jr.
Not the same year, obviously.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I share a birthday with Rick Sutcliffe :/
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Romano
Kiefer Sutherland
Andy Dick
Chris Evert
Samuel L. Jackson
Jane Fonda
Joe Paterno
and…
Joseph Stalin!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I share a birthday with David Letterman…AND WalrusMan!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s on that non directv channel … so nope.
I’m curious to see it …but I can’t, so I’m watching The Simpsons until the Sharks game starts.
Its so hard to watch.
Only because the uniforms for both teams are Neon Green and Teal…hurts the eyes..legitimate unis would help this league immensely.
Remember when the Dodgers got swept in the playoffs last year?
Yeah.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I remember them getting swept. I guess it was just wishful thinking.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Except he’d be the second best player on the Giants.
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Oct 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
And he is, like, actually pretty good overall.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Sabe-antics
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hunter cost significantly more than Rowand as I recall.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Guess so
Hunter made 7 million more this year…
by Into the Void on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Gary Matthews Jr. Sabean won’t let him get away twice.
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
certainly even Sabean realizes he can no longer play defense…right?
by Into the Void on Oct 8, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Eric Byrnes (if the Diamondbacks really do cut ties with him).
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
If we could
pick up Byrnes and Eckstein this offseason we’d be in great shape.
by Into the Void on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I predict Sabean will bring Luis Gonzales out of retirement and sign him to a 3 year deal.
Gritty old guy gamer.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 8, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Sabes…
Diamondbacks Managing General Partner Ken Kendrick said General Manager Josh Byrnes wouldn’t be pressured by ownership to keep outfielder Eric Byrnes on the roster next season solely because he is set to earn more than $11 million in the final year of his $30 million, three-year contract, a deal Kendrick said “looks like a mistake.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
defensive liability
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRRLJ-v0KwM&feature=player_embedded
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Torii Hunter homers into 3 runs
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Not only did he forget how to win for the Giants, but he forgot how to win for the teams opposing the Dodgers! The nerve!
Oh ick, man… I wish there was a way to tell if an apple is mushy BEFORE you bite into it… blech!!!!
If I wanted applesause I’d have gotten applesauce!
careful
there might be a worm or maggot or something inside
by Into the Void on Oct 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE ABOUT THE ANGELS AND RED SOX?!?
*crickets *
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not when the UFL is on!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The Locos just scored a touchdown and lead 29-17. I really can’t tell which team is which.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Abreu next year? Very patient and fills a need. I know he’s not a long term solution but when has that stopped Sabes?
He’s also a sucky fielder.
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Be that as it may, the man can draw a walk which is something this lineup sorely needs.
by helloooonoonan on Oct 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s also like 36, I think. I’d be skeptical unless he’s quite cheap/short term.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Absolutely agree. I wouldn’t want him for more than a year, two tops. What kind of money do you think he’s going to demand?
by helloooonoonan on Oct 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mind Tori Hunter. He seems like a good guy. Too bad he is an Angel.
No one here gets out alive.
Yeah I’ve always liked Torii.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 8, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The guys knees are shot from playing on that concrete in Montreal…Minus his shady dominican posse he really is one of the few guys i dont think did roids
It was his swing that got him where he is. Obviously, you can say that for Bonds, too (and breaking down is a sign of coming off the juice) but I wouldn’t be surprised either way.
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I wanna watch the Sharks game!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I’m in an Arizona dorm.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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For this year, at least. The Coyotes.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
15-13 games?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Who would ever cheer on a team that plays in 1-0 games?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Crap, I hate playing Baseball Mogul when Adenhart is the opposing starting pitcher.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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What year are you on? Adenhart isn’t that good at the beginning.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
He’s 34 and in his contract year. If he doesn’t play well, he either won’t be resigned or will be signed at a significantly decreased rate. He’s had some injuries and hasn’t really been the same since the death of his goalie coach, the great Warren Strelow (the guy who was the goalie coach for the 1980 US Olympic team).
And in the wings the Sharks have Greiss (the current backup), Stalock, Sexsmith (best name ever), Sateri, Karlsson, and Heemskerk. Besides Greiss, Stalock and Sexsmith are the closest to the NHL. Sateri and Karlsson are both starting over in Europe and so will likely need a while to get use to the ice dimensions in the NHL, and Heemskerk was just signed after being invited to training camp and is still a few years off.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
well there you go, with the death of his goalie coach, that’s a big deal personally.
So basically, there are people “ready” to back up Nabokov, next year? or possibly this year?
Strelow actually died three years ago. That first year he was playing out of his mind, but since then he’s been seriously regressing.
And the goalie situation is all up in the air. Greiss, Stalock, and Sexsmith could all possibly earn the position, but there are the Euros in Karlsson and Sateri who could completely dominate and come over the NHL like Gustavsson with Toronto.
The Sharks are known for their incredible depth in goalie, I guess like the Giants with pitching. They haven’t had to use it since 2000 when Nabby came up and won the Calder (rookie of the year), but they’re definitely going to have to dip into it after this year.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I think then he was playing with the aggression and motivation of a death of someone you love or close friends with. But then after, that motivation dies off…
So the guys in the Euros won’t be over for how long then you think?
That’s incredible though they haven’t needed to bring up anyone since 2000 when Nabby came, i did not know that, sometime this year or next they’ll have to bring someone up, it’s time/
The European guys might never come over – because they’re already playing in what is essentially a major league, they have no incentive to come over unless they have an NHL job. It really depends on how the other goalies in the system are doing.
And they technically have brought up other guys – Patzold was brought up as the backup for a year, and then there was Vesa Toskala who almost platooned with Nabby for a year, but other than that it has been all Nabokov.
Just think – because of Nabokov, the Sharks had to trade away Miika Kipprusoff and Vesa Toskala, two bona-fide starting goalies that would have been kept by pretty much any other team. That’s goalie depth.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
AIght, well, in your mind do you think Kipprusoff is better than Nabby? because he pretty much dominated the sharks a few years ago
Kipper has declined a lot since the trade and his Vezina year, much more-so than Nabby. Maybe a few years ago, but now Nabokov is the better goaltender.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well, what’s your solution to next year and the coming years for goalie after Nabby, because he sure looks like he’s declining slightly
Next year depends on his play this year. Like I said, his contract is expiring, and as he’ll be over 35 when he signs another, even if he retires or gets injured his cap hit will stay with the team. So he’ll either get signed to a one or two year deal, or be let go in lieu of a younger, cheaper goalie.
I have this fantasy of having a Stalock/Sexsmith tandem, but that’s just because of my love for prospects.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Probably give them to some kids.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’m cool with that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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One iris is permanently dilated.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Pupil, iris, same thing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Just got home from the Shark Tank. Made up for that f’n Dodgers/Cards game. Frandsen sighting while I was there.
Who?
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 9, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't care if anybody hates me
But I still love my Red Sox. (BTW, that self-imposed ban is still on when the Red Sox play the Giants next season. I will not even sign on here.)
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
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