McCovey Awards: Outstanding Newcomer
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 10:48 AM PDT
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Here we gooooooo! The first round of our McCovey awards voting. We will begin with the voting of the new folks. The people in the poll can attempt to make a case for themselves. It sometimes helps (but not really).
Because I forgot to add say hey nation to the poll, make a vote for him in your comment, and I'll count those.
So with that, Allez cuisine!
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We’ve had an especially strong crop of n00bs this year.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Oct 30, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The spread is huge. We truly have had some great new users, but we’ve also had some epically bad ones too.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
by marcello on Oct 30, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yo soy epically bad!
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 3, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s weird that the guy from Brotherhood of the Wolf is the chairman of Iron Chef America.
In other news, I’m voting for… [makes vote behind curtains in the private polling station].
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/clicks on howtheyscored’s profile to see who he voted for
by chilibean_3 on Oct 30, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awww, hell. This is just like what happened during the ’04 election.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot to add
Please don’t rec the voting Fanposts. Since there will be so many of them, I don’t want the other recommended ones to get pushed off.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banned
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Oct 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
executed by firing squad?
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
Has decided to put all his "In this thing" energy to being in the Shark Tank and the Big House.
by beat_la_25 on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was really outclassed. I picked a bad year to join.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap
I meant to add you to the poll, but completely forgot. I’ll sneak you in as a late add.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t look as if I can change it. Sorry, man. :/
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.
by xanthan on Oct 30, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is correct. I am totally loaded!
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a hot, red-headed, wife?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zing!
no fair campaigning with good jokes in the voting thread
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Oct 30, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don’t ask to see a list of people who have donated to my cause.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kucinich
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Oct 30, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doh! I knew that wasn’t quite right!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right. What you said.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved up to see who his wife was and I found this picture.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your love is complete.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/brushes it of as Lars Impersonation
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OFF!
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was Kucinich.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Oct 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed, Nader isn’t even married!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
I added a note in the post to tell people to cast votes for you in their comments.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could make a comment that says “To vote for say hey nation, rec this comment” and then use the number of recs as a tally. That’s probably easier.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could work.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been accepted!
Were do I go for my official tattoo?
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I am feeling the same way. Lets pretend I just joined so I can be in the running for next year. You know, like in Major League ROY voting.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 30, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just make a new account: scout7
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Oct 30, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a pc and I made Scout 7
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 30, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also phail for being active on McC so late in the season.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
by Yoyo on Oct 31, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same boat.
Buster Posey shot my dog.
I thanked him.
by Bballpitcher2 on Nov 5, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd just like to say
It’s an honor to be nominated.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well with that attitude, you’re definitely not getting my vote.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you fell in?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you might have, too.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww! you like me! you really really like me!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
same here man
it kinda feels good to be nominated too
by PiKAgiant on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
From what I've read you feel pretty good no matter WHAT is going on.
Nae drug tests. Nae Breathalyzer. Nae arguing with success.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Nov 9, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Allez cuisine!
Thank you Natto… You solved a mystery that’s been puzzling my mind for many years now.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 30, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just happened to stumble upon that today. I’ve been wondering what he was saying too.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alton Brown has mentioned this on a few occasions
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Oct 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never watched Iron Chef America.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s the same thing the original chairman said on the Japanese Iron Chef.
Albeit in Japanese sounding French
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 30, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know
That’s why I used it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so much directed towards you but it was the best place to put the informational for others.
Iron Chef America has warmed on me, but only 3 of the (soon to be) 6 "Iron Chefs) they have deserve to be Iron Chefs imho.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 30, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PARENTHESIS FAIL
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 30, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“IRON” CHEF KAT CORA
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She’s the token semi-hot lesbian
by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 30, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meet her. My dads friend had her at party and my dad made nice with her and she cooked for my family one night. I heard it was good. Unfortunately I was away.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the necessary qualifications for an iron chef?
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Oct 30, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“My body’s 40% titanium!”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As of now? I think you have to win The Next Iron Chef.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, which is pretty dumb.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 30, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, no
I meant originally. I’m not talking about Mychel Simon and whoever will be the next one.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Oct 30, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first four I think they were decided this way:
Morimoto – Origianl Iron Chef from the Japanese version, was kicked off the original show after losing 3 back to back battles to a culinary school that wanted him out for some reason. Also was not an original for the American show, he battled Wolfgang Puck in the pilot who was supposed to be the Iron Chef. Puck won but when the show got picked up did not stay with the show.
Bobby Flay – Participant in original Iron Chef Show, record 1-1. Lost his first battle then challenged to a rematch. Also an interesting story about standing on cutting boards. Go check his Wikipedia for the details or something.
Mario Batalli – Dunno if he was on the Original Show, but easily one of the best chefs in America. He has the best Win percentage at 84% (21-4) on the show.
Dunno how Cat Cora got into the show. She is the only (Current) female Iron Chef and the only one in its history, including the Japanese Show
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 31, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cat Cora got on so the challenger could win now and then. She’s like the Detroit Lions of Iron Chef.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Nov 2, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's basically just like the Japanese version
The original is better but it’s not like the American version is way different.
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Oct 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The original >>>> American version.
I just can’t stand the American version. Uninteresting ingredients abound. And I can’t stand Bobby Flay. Even the awesomeness of Alton Brown can’t save the show.
by xanthan on Oct 30, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today's secret ingredient:
CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah! I saw one show that had the secret ingredient as ground beef. I was like really?
by xanthan on Oct 30, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today's secret ingredient:
LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
today's secret ingredient:
SALMON!!!!!
by sfoakbay on Oct 30, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today's secret ingredient:
DURIAN !!!!
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Oct 30, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RICE!!!!!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 2, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In airports, schools and convention centers all over America
“Paging Wade Boggs. Please report to McCovey Chronicles…”
by NearestNorwich on Oct 30, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sayheynation
/vote
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 30, 2009 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Voted!
JK Sig Test. Sig is courtesy of Xanthan
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is a tough choice. Solid contributers all around.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 30, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sey Hey Nation
he got screwed…f’n noob
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Oct 30, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s a tough choice, stick with the wimmin or vote for the drunk frat boy
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 30, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy that I'm nominated
and definitely surprised to see so many votes for me. Thanks everyone!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 30, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO EAT OR NOT TO EAT
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 30, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like we’re currently gunning for Co-ROY. Wonder how long these votes last.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 30, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just don’t want anything bad to come between us. Loser owes eggrolls though!
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 30, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You win for the sig alone, but I have a soft spot for perpetually drunk frat boys. (…)
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Oct 30, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta go with Pika
He is the only one who would stay up past midnight with me.
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
really, newcomers haven't really been noobs
most of them have been informative, funny, and not uncool. tough choice
by sfoakbay on Oct 30, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I vote for Ringleader for going to a Lady Gaga party
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s actually owlcroft, not owlcraft.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 30, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know
But I can’t change the poll.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 30, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was laracroft this whole time
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted for GiantsBabe
cuz girls don’t exist on teh interwebz!!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
by cloudydays on Oct 30, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My vote is for Say Hey Nation…didn’t see a comment to rec, as was being discussed above.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•
by BruteSentiment on Oct 31, 2009 1:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No hey didnt want oto be nominated anyway, YOUR LOSS NERDS!
/cries softly behind tough exterior
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
another great poster
I forgot was “new”
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Oct 31, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I’m not really that new, just “new”
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
by TexasRanger on Oct 31, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted for heimy25 because I think he agreed with me once. That’s one more time than anyone else.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 31, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
btw
have you been working out?
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 31, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham definitely should have been nominated. I don’t know how he was missed.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Nov 2, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
probably because I rarely ever say anything informative
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 2, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
do people respond to you? obviously if people do you’re informative
by PiKAgiant on Nov 2, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hey, your right
I just informed everybody that I am uninformative!
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 2, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to vote in a category for which I was not nominated in.
Sure, even though I was somewhat eligible, but whatevs. Not voting at all. Nope. Not me.
(…/votes for say hey nation)
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 31, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear me . . .
I am flattered to be mentioned.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
by owlcroft on Nov 1, 2009 2:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty impressive
Only 187 comments so far. They must have been really, really good. :)
Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!
by cybermaldonado on Nov 1, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hmmmm
I guess my quantity over quality strategy didnt work
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd vote for you.
I didn’t make it either but honestly I’m just very very happy they didn’t ban me.
Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!
by cybermaldonado on Nov 1, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. I wasn’t on the list last year when I was a rookie.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Nov 1, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We didn’t even have awards my first year.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Nov 1, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
youre old
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said
to WalrusMan.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 1, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The more I think about it, the more I think sey hey got screwed being nominated and then left off the ballot.. I’d support a re-vote.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Nov 1, 2009 2:49 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Quality of quantity.
And if BruceSentiment wins the most informed poster award I would become the de facto ROY. Right?
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 2, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was “most informative poster”?
I am actually the most informed poster. It’s just that most of my information happens to be completely wrong.
If Bochy coached the Warriors Bengie Molina would start every game at PG.
by cybermaldonado on Nov 2, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am definitely not well informed...
Specifically about women. Although, since they aren’t on the internet, and that’s where I get almost all my information (that, and a drunk guy named Robert…occasionally Bobbo, never Bob), it’s easily explainable.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•
by BruteSentiment on Nov 3, 2009 12:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
bruce
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 2, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
banned
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 2, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damon Bruce is the man, i remember when you guys actually thought i really was damon bruce
by PiKAgiant on Nov 2, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Answer me this. Would anyone other than Damon Bruce call Damon Bruce “the man”? Hmmmm?
by chilibean_3 on Nov 2, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed it.
Damon Bruce isthea man,i remember when you guys actually thought i really was damon bruce, presumably, which is not to imply that he is a woman, because that would be insulting to all women.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 2, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely Banned.
"The knowledge of the game is inversely proportional to the price of the seat." ---Bill Veeck. •Now you can follow SFDugout.com on Twitter and Facebook!•
by BruteSentiment on Nov 3, 2009 12:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, i have the flu. so go easy on me
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 2, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe i can come back on here sometime tonight or tomorrow drunk, since last week was pure hell for me
by PiKAgiant on Nov 2, 2009 10:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
But actually, that’s not the reason why, i like being here just to talk and have fun, but yea, thanks again guys
by PiKAgiant on Nov 2, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who ARE these people???
I'm thinking but nothing's happening.
by JRPhillips on Nov 2, 2009 3:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
your new masters
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 2, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what I was thinking. I feel old all of a sudden.
by Evan on Nov 4, 2009 5:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/3rd best new comer at best
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Nov 2, 2009 5:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I continue to be surprised (and humbled and honored) that I am in the lead still
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 2, 2009 6:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
haha
Good to hear bro, don’t matter who wins to me to be honest, i just love effing posting here, so much fun, good luck
by PiKAgiant on Nov 2, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
fail
you’re supposed to incite controversy, aggressive ranting leading the sheepish McCoven to flock to your banner. Like pledges.
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
by natteringnabob on Nov 2, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, speaking of pledges, i’m going to bitch them out this week, i love initiation week
by PiKAgiant on Nov 2, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So I’ve been reading MCC for a few months now, and I want to use my first post to thank everybody for the entertainment it has provided me. Many a time have I been given a weird look in my cube due to a guffaw from one of the gameday thread images and many a time the digressions into lunch, reading choices and obscure quizzes have made my work day tolerable.
That said, I would like to announce my candidacy for newcomer of the year next year and hope that I can provide you the same inane joy that you have provided me. Also, GINATS BRASZ get it together
by Cheeeese! on Nov 2, 2009 6:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
username win
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 2, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That said, I would like to announce my candidacy for newcomer of the year next year
Sheesh…next thing you know, the nuBees will have agents and bonus requirements.
Seriously, welcome Cheeeesee!!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 3, 2009 6:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sheesh…next thing you know, the nuBees will have agents and bonus requirements.
McCNPA ( Mcovevey Chronicles Noob Poster Association) initiates CBA.
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
by nvsfg on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget the signing bonus I got from Sabean…but on the bright side, I’m only 25! YOUTH MOVEMENT
by Cheeeese! on Nov 3, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can drink in Europe.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 4, 2009 6:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you seriously younger than 21?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 4, 2009 7:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
iawtsurprise
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Nov 4, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously. And English is not his first language? Cookyman you are a very impressive young person.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 4, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Nov 4, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 4, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/blushes
The funny thing is that, as far as anyone here knows, I could be a 37 y-o dude from Oakland or something. But I’m not.
Or am I?
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 4, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FYI. if cookyman invites you over to his house, don’t go! I went once and you will never guess who he lives with.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 4, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would be weird if MCC had two users from Oakland who could spell Nagorno-Karabakh.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 4, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Then it’s a good thing I can’t spell that!
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 4, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you’ve spelled it correctly before. I just checked the search function!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 4, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was referencing a comment you had made earlier, so I probably copied it from your comment.
I used to think of myself as a geography nerd, but that was before I met you.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 4, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 4, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you mean “hella weird”
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Nov 4, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hella (spell) Nagorno-Karabakh
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 4, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Nov 4, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also
While English isn’t technically my first language, it’s not like I just picked it up. I had private lessons for a few years (ages 7-10 I think, or something like that), and it’s also taught at schools. And Isreal isn’t exactly France – most Israelis speak English at least reasonably well.
I don’t think I’m very good with languages, actually. Especially with accents. It’s a good thing you can’t hear it over the interwebs.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 4, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Nov 4, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Waitaminute.....
so it’s really Cookyboy?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Nov 4, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll come to the next meetup if you guys promise me WalrusMan won’t be there.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Nov 5, 2009 2:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't blame me
I voted for Kodos kdl.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Nov 3, 2009 2:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, the vote is tied right now!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Nov 4, 2009 9:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Not anymore! Wasn’t my doing though.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Nov 4, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tied again. I’m gonna break that tie. I’m mad with power. Mad, I say!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Nov 4, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Crap. Didn’t work. Tied again.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on Nov 4, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I sorta am calling some weird shenanigans on this vote. It seems to be acting sorta funny…
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Nov 4, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ummm no comment… :), kinda agree though, haha
by PiKAgiant on Nov 4, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The suspense is...meh
The baseball Satanist
by thehavenot on Nov 4, 2009 8:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Because the suspense is killing meh.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 4, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I suspected it meght be killing you
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Nov 10, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m disappointed in myself.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Nov 4, 2009 10:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I voted for owlcroft because of his historical significance. Also, I read his whole damn website. That was a slog.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Nov 4, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You totally needed to be in here
for “horrendous, knife-involved” goat rodeo.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on Nov 8, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good group.
For who brought me personally the most enjoyment through posts and thoughts and stuff, it is impossible for me to choose among GiantsBabe, kdl, and owlcroft. If I could vote for each of them, I would. Thanks for the added enjoyment, ladies and avian.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Nov 4, 2009 10:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe it…none of these noobs carried candy in a pink “My Little Pony” backpack.
We’re too easy on rooks.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Nov 10, 2009 10:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
This is something I do almost daily, on my own free will.
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Nov 10, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Candy is delicious, and you have to carry it in something.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Nov 10, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Candy has legs. Let her walk!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 10, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
/searches for Walrusman joke
#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption
by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 10, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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