More proof that Dodgers fans are crappy fans.
Or, as a Phillies fan put it on Deadspin:
"Dear LA Dodgers fans,
You are the biggest collection of front-running, unknowledgeable lemmings I have ever come across. Having made the trek to LA to see Game 2 of the NLCS with 3 of my friends, we were ready for a whole bunch of shit talking directed our way, along with an occasional airborne pint of budmillercoors piss. All we got were any combination of various tenses of the words "suck," "fuck," and "Phillies" with an occasional peanut thrown in our direction. Not to mention the only time you cheered was when your piece of shit I-pod looking scoreboard told you to."
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TBLA is already doing the top 10 prospects.
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by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What more proof do you need than this:
Dodgers = Crappy
Therefore, by way of substitution:
Dodgers Fans = Crappy Fans
Dodgers Stadium = Crappy Stadium
Dodgers Blue = Crappy Blue
Dodgers Dogs = Crappy Dogs
Need I go on?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Supporting evidence for the substitution method: Mayor of 311’s son had no trouble transitioning to calling his crap Dodgers. There wasn’t even a period of disconnect between the two terms.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s all true except that Dodger Stadium is actually pretty damn awesome
by FluLikeSymptoms on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just in a crappy way.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have heard the bleachers are really just a series of bed pans.
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by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have heard the bleachers are really just a series ofbed pansparoleesFTFY
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by nvsfg on Oct 30, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was upset when I went down there for a game in ’07, only to find out I was ONLY allowed in the bleachers with my front row bleacher ticket! It was my first trip down there and at least wanted to walk around and check the place out, if not to deficate a couple of times in the corners of Chavez Latrine…
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 30, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, bleacher tix are only good for the bleacher section?
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by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s how it was in ‘07…I tried to walk in 3 different entrances only to get turned away each time. Not a single ticket taker told me this, just said try the next one down. I probably won’t be back down there anytime soon.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 30, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously you like the Bruins, and thats ok
I have a lot of family UCLA ties. But calling the most unholy of unholy stadiums awesome, is well, crappy.
by Pearlsofwisdom on Oct 30, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hated it. My dad and I toured the country, going to every ballpark (we did Montreal AND Washington and Philly twice after they built the new one) and I honestly thought it was the worst stadium in the bigs, next to Shea (haven’t seen Citi Field but Shea was a dump). The whole place is old without that “historical old” feeling you get in Wrigley, Fenway, and Old Yankee Stadium, it’s annoying getting in and out, the food is terrible, the ceilings are uncomfortably low…I could go on but from there it does sound a little nitpicky.
AT&T is one of the best (if not the best) BTW, and that contains only traces of homerism.
by quincy0191 on Oct 30, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need I go on?
There no need to. But that’s not to say it wouldn’t be fun.
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by bgunn on Nov 2, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like the Phillies’ fan would have preferred to go out to LA and have the fans beat the crap out of him. I’m a Giants’ fan who goes to Mets’ games and I’m very happy that I can bring my family and not have to worry about their safety. I don’t often stick up for Dodgers’ fans, but I give them credit for letting him root for his team without incident.
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by rxmeister on Oct 30, 2009 9:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The key to surviving a trip to “Shithole Ravine” covered in Orange and Black is to sit between 1st and 3rd base. Outside of that, you’re at your own risk.
- They Kill Giants fans there you know….
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by I own a Kayak and I'm not sure why now on Oct 30, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, apparently the crime is mutual: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1619711
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly… this Phils fan must have been sitting in the guest seats on Buddhist Monk Appreciation Night, otherwise he would likely get the Chavez Latrine prison love he craved. Even the owner’s box is dangerous these days.
by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe different people get in to watch playoff games than get in to watch regular season rivalry games?
by Merope on Oct 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW DARE YOU NOT THROW BEER AT ME?!
YOU ARE NOT TRUE FANS!
Phillie fans are stupid.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 30, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL THESE TEAMS AREN"T EVEN IN LA!!!!!!!!!!!! CANT BE LOCAL!
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by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodger stadium rennovations have been put on hold!
http://www.truebluela.com/2009/10/30/1107957/despite-the-fact-everyone-knows#comments
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by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably a good thing. From the article:
In addition, two new parking towers and an underground garage would replace surface lots outside the ballpark.
I wouldn’t want to park underground at Dodger Stadium
say hey nation is the Ralph Nader of McC.-Xanthan
by say hey nation on Oct 30, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Underground parking+Dodger fans=400% increase in rape
by quincy0191 on Oct 30, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s just science.
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by cornball on Oct 31, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like these guys haven’t been to a Phillies game in a while if that’s their attitude. After all the people warning me I can’t wear the opposing teams gear to a Phillies game, I rocked my Bonds jersey to all 3 Giants games and all of 2 people talked shit about it to me.
All we got were any combination of various tenses of the words “suck,” “fuck,” and “Phillies Giants”
Yeah, that would pretty much describes what the couple people who did say something had to say…
by Missing Barry on Oct 30, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Same here.
CBP seems to have taken the vicious animosity out of Vet-era Phillies fans.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 31, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you want to go to a game and get tormented like that? Phillies fans = teh stoopid
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by Useful_Idiot on Oct 30, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know if it’s “want to” or “expect to” (and since they didn’t they figure Dodgers fans are a bunch of lazy/apathetic/stupid people, which they pretty much are), but I would imagine the latter. Although people in Philly tend to get trashed by NY residents; maybe they like it.
by quincy0191 on Oct 30, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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