Open World Series GameThread, Game Two
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It’s like it’s like combining pho and chocolate.
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Anyone up for playing in a great OOTP 9 league? We’ve got two openings. We’ve been a strong league, heading into our 6th year, playing about 5 seasons per year.
There is a fair amount of “locker room talk”, so you know. Purple Row would not be pleased.
I’m interested, but could use some extra details.
shoot me an email at zlaxes[at]yahoo[dot]com
Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.
What’s with all this hippity hop?
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
Man, A.J. Burnett walks a lot of dudes, huh?
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Eh, only 4.2 per 9 innings.
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Only second worst walk rate in the Majors!
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OIC
So that means what? They’re still about 3 hours away from the actual first pitch?
That’ll give me enough time to find the radio!
The official starting time is 4:57 for some reason.
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WIT
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Nice.
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Earlier in the comments, someone suggested cutting Rowand out of the team, and another person was like, “Were stuck with him for two more years!!!!!”
Uh, it’s three, thanks.
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A+
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
John Legend <3
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
I found a page that was supposed to be streaming the game online, and it turns out to be a UFL game.
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John Legend is good,
but Cliff Lee is not impressed.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
Aaaaand let the thread slowing down begin.
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Heh. Apologies. Apologies all around.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
YES NEW WANDA SYKES SHOW
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don’t forget GEORGE LOPEZ!!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
1.5
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I’d rather not see that.
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Dear World,
Oingo-Boingo does have other songs besides “Dead Man’s Party”, you know?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Supposedly, they wanted to drop a letter from their name with each new album – Ingo Boingo, Ngo Boingo, Go Boingo, etc. – but their record label wouldn’t let them.
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/Brian Sabean swoops in, signs Oingo Boingo to $30 million, 10-record contract
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog?
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Is this on radio or not? I tune into 680 and they’re in the middle of some talk about a team called the “Warriors”.
Same thing on 1050! And the schedule on SFGate says 680.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheesus. They literally don’t switch until Rollins is walking to the plate.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
SLOW MO VIDEO OF JETER
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Despite the name, A.J. Burnett is not a handsome man.
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I don’t see any precedent for that.
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We are a gorgeous clan
Just check out Uncle T-Bone:
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OTOH, there is the Family Date Rapist, Cousin Sean
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By definition, all Martinezes are supposed to be sexy and outstanding, but ol’ Pedro looks like a Muppet.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
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Buck also violates the rule.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Burnett: “OHOHO!! Scoreless inning, bitches!! I should go get a towel, cover it in shaving cream, and hit somebody in THE FACE! That’ll be funny!!”
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
Pedro looks like he has a toadstool cap on his head.
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Go Pedro.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
That was pretty much all the hip hop that’s actually in the game.
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It’s been getting good reviews, apparently.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wide strikezone?
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GREATEST LEADOFF STRIKEOUT EVAR!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Clutch strikeout!
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STFD JETER
CALM
EYESWHIFF
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STFD NO LONGER A CAVEMAN
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ugh
I hate the fake smartness that McCarver displays.
Thus far, it would appear that Pedro is his own daddy.
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Starting to sound like a bad episode of Jerry Springer.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
When we were in the hospital for the birth of my son but labor hadn’t started yet, my wife and I watched I’m In Love With My Uncle on Jerry Springer.
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I AM MY OWN DADDY AND I CHEATED ON MYSELF WITH ME!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a good episode of Futurama.
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(Yes, I know Fry is actually his own grandfather.)
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Nibblonian 1: "It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibblonian 2: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Cliff Lee isn’t impressed.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Is your recipe for thin and crispy or the chewy kind?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Recipe, please.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I’ll look for it!
Sorry Mr. Merope just got home from work, after dinner I’ll dig out the recipe.
Maybe we need an OT: Fall Recipe Thread !?
I was planning on starting one after the World Series ends.
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March 31, I think.
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July 35th, 2003
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

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Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela
It had to happen eventually.
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Just dole out “tricks”. They’ll be getting enough “treats”.
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Someone did that to me once when I was a kid. I hated that.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Turning tricks?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I buy candy every year. I’ve never had a kid come by my apartment. I’m not buying any this year. Some kids will come by my apartment.
Just hand out condoms
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WalrusMan is making a trip to chilibean’s apartment!
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The worst things I ever got for Halloween
- toothbrush
- Bible tracts
- small box of raisins
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Raisins? That’s just evil.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Some dentist asshole left a box outside his door filled with Tooth brushes and toothpaste. We emptied it and 12 eggs in it.
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
should say smashed 12 eggs in it
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You were trick-or-treating as a teenager?
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Well, that was more terrorizing the neighborhood
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the serious danger. Almost no one ever comes, especially in my neighborhood. But once about ten years ago I bought candy at the last moment, and two very cute, very polite kids accompanied by their parents. I would have felt very, very bad if I hadn’t had any candy.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
er, two kids accompanied by their parents came by trick-or-treating. Jeez, failing with the typing tonight.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Since we get so few kids here… about 5 years ago I just went out and bought a bunch of light sticks. Out of the pack of 24, I still have something like 18 of them left.
We’re not allowed to have any sweets at school. Thankfully this year we are on non-instructional days this week, so I don’t have to explain to parents why their kids can’t have Halloween candy (but they can have doughnuts for breakfast TYVM school cafeteria).
It’s a sensible policy. I felt kind of guilty dumping the candy, and offered a weak disclaimer about how it was unhealthy. But I did it anyway.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Walrusman should be able to lend you some. He always buys to much.
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t put it past him.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Tom Brady sets and throws. Wicked curveball and that is strike three to Peyton Manning!
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That was an Ibanez-esque play by Damon.
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MATT STAIRS!
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“Matt Stairs, a funny guy, born in New Brunswick in Canada.”
I guess McCarver finds Canadians to be funny?
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But he likes fastballs!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He must get his international diplomacit thoughts by watchinig south park
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And crappy popstars.
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There’s a lot of really good music from Canada too, I have to say. But yeah: Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Ann Murray, Nickleback…
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Yeah, there have been some Canadian artists that I’ve enjoyed.
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lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, good ol’ Feliz.
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I like the DO NOT ATTEMPT disclaimer in that commercial.
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Uh oh
Too late.
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You mean it’s not recommended to assault a man with a nailgun before a wedding? What about other times?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD RODRIGUEZ
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The “Who’s Your Daddy?” chants aren’t as annoying as the Tomahawk Chop, but it’s close.
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OOOH OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH OOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Can’t hear it over the radio broadcast. I’m pretty grateful.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
clap clap, clapclapclap, clapclap clapclap TULO!!!!!!!!
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
clap clap, clapclapclap, clapclap clapclap FUCK YOU
clap clap, clapclapclap, clapclap clapclap TULO
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m already sick of the Pedro talk.
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72 YEAR OLD DON ZIMMER
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Also a former Giants third base coach, incidentally.
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Yup. He left to manage the Cubs and was replaced by….Fahey? I can’t remember the guy’s first name. Anyway, he in turn, was replaced by Wendell Kim, who I was always fond of, but who Red Sox fans HATE.
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In the 70s, apparently. Before my time.
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Wave ’em in Wendell!
He won a title with the Pawtucket Red Sox, IIRC.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay I was mistaken. He won a title with the Cal League Fresno Giants in 1985.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
ZImmer got what he deserved. Just b/c your old doesn’t mean the other person has to allow you to abuse them !
/rant over
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, even Zimmer pretty much said it was his own fault.
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I know, which is why I don’t understand people crucifying Pedro for it. I don’t have the TV on, so I can’t tell what they are saying.
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
They weren’t actually criticizing Pedro about it.
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AND FRED LEWIS
/just wants to see if jponry is around
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
/smites you in her absence
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I was defending underrated Giants left fielders (that is to say, Mike Aldrete) before she was even born!
Maybe. I don’t know when she was born, actually.
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I was gonna say never estimate age with a women. Say they are to young then they think you think they are immature. Estimate to high…well you what happens. You can’t win.
I was going to say that. Then I remember NO GURLZ ON INTRAWEB
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I just know she’s younger than me because she only recently graduated from college. Whereas I took an extra year and still finished in 2003.
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He’s probably fine as long as the play isn’t routine, if that makes any sense.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow!
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I read that as “Velezbian.”
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, I forgot all about the “stolen base” taco promotion they had for the World Series last year.
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and the year before that
who can forget Tacoby Bellsbury
Yay, Victorino is wearing a mic tonight.
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I don’t want to hear his bowel movements!
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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Victorino sounds like a moron.
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The Molina Boyz should start a WWE tag team. Bengie is the enforcer, Yadier is the high-flying one, and Jose as the Manager.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
Or they could be like the Dudleys.
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Someone photoshop their heads onto this!
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“Avid Cliff-diver”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I didn’t know he and Lee were an item.
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Nah. Probably someone’s OTP.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
How many pitches was that AB?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
109?
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Three-run home runs are nice.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Their is no energy at Yankee Stadium. Burnett has put everyone to sleep.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
He’s definitely putting me to sleep.
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It’s so weird, watching a team whose average at-bat lasts longer than two pitches.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
FIST PUMP WHILE YOU’RE LOSING
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Is it supposed to be a mystery where the Geico gecko is from? Does anyone really care?
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IS HE FROM EVOLUTION OR INTELLIGENT DESIGN?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
He’s a result of the Allstate guy and Flo from the Progressive commercials hooking up.
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
GREATEAST STRIKEOUT LOOKING EVAR!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Long image
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I hate those, and I work for the company.
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Delorean has an excellent farm.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Yankee fans
They think every fly ball is a home run, it seems.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
In that park, who could blame them?
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Question
should I wear a condom while rosterbating?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
A sock will do.
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Just make sure you don’t get any in your eye.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
why?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s a different *erbation
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
rosterbation leads to blindness
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that would pretty much kill the MCC
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve heard that wearing a condom while rosterbating can help you last longer, hence….
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
GUYS POSADA HAS TO SIT CAUSE WITH MOLINA BURNETT WILL PITCH SUPER GREAT!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
what's the deal with the rope necklace?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
if anyone knows
my wife would like to know. She wondered last night why so many of them had girly jewelry
gritty jewelry
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re made of titanium, and were popular in the Japanese Leagues before making their way over here. Supposedly they focus your energy or something. Like those bracelets that stave off motion sickness.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Werth-less
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Oh, hi.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
drink………responsibly
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
You can tell they were starting to time him last inning.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
there’s your timing
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn’t really dominant to begin with.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I guess “timing Pedro” = slowing down their swings enough.
by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
haha-STFD!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a ballgame
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Somewhere out there Eugenio is thinking, "I own this guy"
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
/clank!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Pedro Martinez is....
… The most influential man in Yankee Stadium
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
he is ringleader1
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HAIRSTON
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
LOL THE DEVIL'S BROTHER!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
So you think you can fart!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
uh, yes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
my dog wants to go for a walk
IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE WORLD SERIES FOR CHRISSAKES
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Take him or clean up crap in your house. It is your call.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe if I don’t feed him?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i like it when he says doobie
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Where in the wonderful world of the Internets
do I find streaming coverage (or just radio coverage) of this debacle?
Damn Teixera anyway.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I get the screen but no image.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I have audio...
…just not sure from where.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea about how to find broadcast streams in the intertubes
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Eat yer damn J-Rol!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
heh
Miller just referenced Bengie’s slowness,
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
GREATEST 2 OUT DOUBLE EVAR!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
A-FRAUD COULDN'T OF GOTTEN A HIT OF A HANGING CURVEBALL WHEN IT COUNTS!!!!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Morgan keeps talking about Howard "going the other way"
And now Miller just said he got back-doored.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
All-time stupid business names
“Ruth’s Chris Steak House”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
there’s a reason
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fifth Third Bank
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’ve heard the backstory. The result is a terrible name.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
they have no business buying a steak house!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
As expensive as Ruth’s Chris is … maybe that would be a good thing. You can apply for a loan for your meal whilst you wait for your table.
Whilst!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
/whilst
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Rivera lives on WilSt.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’M GOING TO RABOBANK
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You are NOT!
Grab ‘n’ Go Liquors
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD EVERYONE
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
SHIT
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
FUCKING SHIT
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Shift+A
MATSUI WTF
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
So…. how bout them Warriors?
by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
We interrupt this World Series for a random ad for DJ Hero.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that wasn’t shoehorned in at all.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this on the radio anywhere? I’m sick of listening to Buck and McCarver.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
GREATEST BUNT-STRIKEOUT EVAR!!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
WHY THE FUCK IS JETER BUNTING
0 STRIKES, 1 STRIKE, 2 STRIKES, IT DOESN’T MATTER. HE SHOULDN’T BE BUNTING.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
I want to know if Jeter did that or Girardi did. Whoever it is should be kicked in the nuts.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
lol umpires
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MLB UMPIRES
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
grounder (short hop) called a clean catch
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Short hop that was called caught
Resulted in inning ending DP instead of everyone safe.
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and turned Posada’s smile upside down
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Until he reajusted… himself… while arguing with the ump.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this is why instant replay only works for home run calls
i could not tell by that video weather or not he caught it, it was very close
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
He didn't catch it
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Next inning, I expect to see hundreds of replays accompanied by McCarver’s unique brand of analysis.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NEEDS MOAR TELESTRATOR!!!!!1
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Zoom in on the picture infinitely, CSI-style!
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs better HD
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You can check the Weather Channel for that.
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ahhhhhhh
ok, im a believer now
LOL UMPIRES
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe Kruk and Kuip have stories about that.
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They were lightly poking fun at them.
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It would be awesome
I’d order steak, just for the knife.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
I’m trying to decide which “son who got job due to his dad’s legacy” is worth. Joe Buck or George W Bush.
I'm gonna go with bush on that one
Buck just makes baseball and football games annoying. Pretty sure the other dude did 1 or 2 worse things.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
But I thought the umps were fixing it for the Yankees?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Wait for some excellent called third strikes off the plate. Maybe its my imagination but it seems that they happen a lot in NY and in Boston.
The home plate ump has been really consistent.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Of course he has
He’s a veteran. Because that’s how MLB fixes problems: short term solutions.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
They are
They just need it close for better ratings.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Speaking of shitty umps
Anyone read the Deadspin article that has a bunch of excerpts from Tim Donaghy’s book? It’s frightening.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
yep
hard to know what’s true and what’s not though…
by Into the Void on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
True
But having seen some of the games he talks about, it’s not hard to believe. Basketball has to be the worst officiated sport ever.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Benching Swisher for Hairston against a righty is pretty inexcusable.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Rivera’s good for it. Torre did that too.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Torre got so much credit over the years
it didn’t hurt having Mo in the post-season for 6 outs in EVERY big game.
by MetsKnicksRutgers on Oct 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
has the strike zone been this big all night? this at bat is completely different with two balls called strikes that were off the plate
JETER GAVE IT EVERYTHING HE HAD
Fuck you Buck. Your dad didn’t suck, you do, you worthless, earned nothing shit.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
chip buck
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesn't even like baseball
of all the annoying things about Buck, and they are legion, this is the one that really sticks in my craw.
Think of the good announcers out there, who actually like the game they are being paid to watch, who don’t have this gig so we can listen to this asswipe.
I keep hearing this. Did he say so in an interview? Does anyone have a link to this?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not exactly
He said he doesn’t find it interesting anymore.
http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/07/joe-buck-admits-he-rarely-watches.html
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And that he prefers the Bachlorette. Inexcusable.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
I don’t recognize you. Did you do something different with your hair?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a dubious out call at first there.
WHY DO YOU SUCK SO HARD, UMPS?!?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Another critical bad call. Umps = useless. Bring on the robots.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Nah.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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You're right
We should settle for less.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Yeah, let’s just change everything about the game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Change everything about the game?
Exaggerate much? Umpires were included into the game (long after it was invented, FYI) because that was the best system they had at the time. If the game was created with today’s technology available, they wouldn’t even consider using humans, because it would be stupid. The human element of the game is the players, the umps get in the way of that all the time.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Wow, you aren’t kidding.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Nope
Baseball is the game I watch, not umpires. They ruin countless games a year with their errors, games that don’t have to be ruined.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
The “long after it was invented” argument doesn’t hold much water. They’ve been around since well before 1900. Name a sport that doesn’t have live referees.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
because that was the best system they had at the time
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
(long after it was invented, FYI)
This sort of implies that you are pining for a return to baseball as it was played before umps were included. Which would change everything about today’s game.
I say again, name a sport that doesn’t use human referees. I can see introducing the tennis-style computer analysis for fair/foul, but even tennis uses human umps.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Again
Umpires were only instated because that was the best available system at the time. We have better systems available now. I like this idea.
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Wait, I think you’re saying that umpires were only instated because that was the best available system at the time.
I could be wrong, though.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
’chasm?
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m normally ok with the “human error is part of the game” argument, but DAMN, umpires… ever heard of moderation?
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Save it, fans.
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
If only Madson had just wheeled and drilled the first-base ump. I woulda laughed my ass off.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Rivera climbin’ the stairs
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Bah
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
I’m hoping for a 7 game series anyway.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Ernie Anastos on NYC local Fox 5 news:
“Plus, you heard Jay-Z perform at the World Series tonight. Is he the new king of New York?”
This is Ernie Anastos, reporting live from 1996.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck the yankees
that is all
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