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2009 - Pedro Martinez 5-1 9 9 0 0 0 0 44.2 48 18 18 7 8 37 3.63 1.25


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2009 - A.J. Burnett 13-9 33 33 1 0 0 0 207.0 193 99 93 25 97 195 4.04 1.40

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If the Giants only signed Pedro…………………….

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Jay-Z and I like baseball.

Why do I not enjoy this?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s like it’s like combining pho and chocolate.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

friend or foe yo, state your biz

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Cousin A.J.:

Please Lose

xoxo,
jcb9

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone up for playing in a great OOTP 9 league? We’ve got two openings. We’ve been a strong league, heading into our 6th year, playing about 5 seasons per year.

There is a fair amount of “locker room talk”, so you know. Purple Row would not be pleased.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m interested, but could use some extra details.
shoot me an email at zlaxes[at]yahoo[dot]com

Wisconsin: Famous for dairy, Ryan Rohlinger and not much else.

by Scottsdale on Oct 29, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

email sent with some more detail.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s with all this hippity hop?

... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time

by shanghaijim on Oct 29, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball is hip. Baseball is “with it.”

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like this guy?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, A.J. Burnett walks a lot of dudes, huh?

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh, only 4.2 per 9 innings.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only second worst walk rate in the Majors!

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Err, second highest number of walks. Dunno about rate.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait...

Is this game actually being played this very minute now?

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s pre-game right now.

by pwoper on Oct 29, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OIC

So that means what? They’re still about 3 hours away from the actual first pitch?

That’ll give me enough time to find the radio!

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The official starting time is 4:57 for some reason.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure that “reason” has something to do with the TV broadcast.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plenty of time… Jay-Z is working through his back catalogue for the time being

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Three hours is too long, more like two hours.

It starts at 4:57.

by pwoper on Oct 29, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIT

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Earlier in the comments, someone suggested cutting Rowand out of the team, and another person was like, “Were stuck with him for two more years!!!!!”

Uh, it’s three, thanks.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In light of not playing baseball this October…
PUMKIN CARVING CONTEST!

Way to git r dun, Ginatz Brazz

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A+

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy holding a team meeting?

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the “Who’s Your Daddy” chant

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 29, 2009 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John Legend <3

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Starting Cliff Lee in Game 1 (and maybe Game 4, and maybe Game 7) was a smart move. Starting Pedro in Game 2 might be a stroke of genius. Unless, of course, it turns out not to be.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I found a page that was supposed to be streaming the game online, and it turns out to be a UFL game.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

underwear football league?

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaand let the thread slowing down begin.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh. Apologies. Apologies all around.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wanna impress me?

Bust a snatch catch right there, Cliffy

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

one of my favorites from last night

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by timmeh on Oct 29, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES NEW WANDA SYKES SHOW

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

don’t forget GEORGE LOPEZ!!!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s the over/under of weeks that show lasts?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1.5

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t undersetimate certain markets

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See: Jeff Dunham Show

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather not see that.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frank TV did last two seasons so you never know.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best thing about Frank Caliendo is that he knew more than anyone else how fast he was going to fade. But, damn it, he was going to get as much money out of it as he could.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude got a lot of mileage out of a few decent sports impressions

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear World,

Oingo-Boingo does have other songs besides “Dead Man’s Party”, you know?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope, can’t be true.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supposedly, they wanted to drop a letter from their name with each new album – Ingo Boingo, Ngo Boingo, Go Boingo, etc. – but their record label wouldn’t let them.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could see a very a annoyed record exec nixing that idea

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

record execs, as a group, not known for their creativity.

except when it comes to contracts.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Brian Sabean swoops in, signs Oingo Boingo to $30 million, 10-record contract

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 29, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So instead they just dropped “The Mystic Knights of the” out of their name.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog?

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this on radio or not? I tune into 680 and they’re in the middle of some talk about a team called the “Warriors”.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go to 1050.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same thing on 1050! And the schedule on SFGate says 680.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was on 1050 last night so I assume it would be the same tonight.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, they’re switching now.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheesus. They literally don’t switch until Rollins is walking to the plate.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SLOW MO VIDEO OF JETER

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Despite the name, A.J. Burnett is not a handsome man.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t see any precedent for that.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A.C. Slater?

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sISTER cHRISTIAN?

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are a gorgeous clan

Just check out Uncle T-Bone:

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that man is awesome

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OTOH, there is the Family Date Rapist, Cousin Sean

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By definition, all Martinezes are supposed to be sexy and outstanding, but ol’ Pedro looks like a Muppet.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buck also violates the rule.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burnett: “OHOHO!! Scoreless inning, bitches!! I should go get a towel, cover it in shaving cream, and hit somebody in THE FACE! That’ll be funny!!”

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedro looks like he has a toadstool cap on his head.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Pedro.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DJ Hero looks spectacularly lame.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was pretty much all the hip hop that’s actually in the game.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s been getting good reviews, apparently.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably. But I thought that about Guitar Hero before playing it too.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But guitarists are cool. DJs? No…just no

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 29, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t wait for the DJ Hero: Wedding DJ version. Chicken dance will be a bitch and hard.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a DJ is just an Ipod with hair gel.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wide strikezone?

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES AN HOUR!

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clutch strikeout!

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD JETER

CALM

EYES
WHIFF

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strikethough fail.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD NO LONGER A CAVEMAN

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I hate the fake smartness that McCarver displays.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thus far, it would appear that Pedro is his own daddy.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Starting to sound like a bad episode of Jerry Springer.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When we were in the hospital for the birth of my son but labor hadn’t started yet, my wife and I watched I’m In Love With My Uncle on Jerry Springer.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I AM MY OWN DADDY AND I CHEATED ON MYSELF WITH ME!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a good episode of Futurama.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Yes, I know Fry is actually his own grandfather.)

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did do the nasty in the pasty.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nibblonian 1: "It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."

Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"

Nibblonian 2: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why must I be cursed with these slow fingers?

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cliff Lee isn’t impressed.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morgan Freeman, just put him in anything.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My gingersnap cookie recipe calls for a third cup of Morgan Freeman.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just dip a little bit of Mr Freeman right in the batter

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is your recipe for thin and crispy or the chewy kind?

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by timmeh on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

chewy, I don’t like crispy cookies, if I want crispy…. I’ll eat a cracker!

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Recipe, please.

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by timmeh on Oct 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll look for it!
Sorry Mr. Merope just got home from work, after dinner I’ll dig out the recipe.
Maybe we need an OT: Fall Recipe Thread !?

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was planning on starting one after the World Series ends.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh well, fine then… I’ll save it for then.

When’s the World Series over? December? January?

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

March 31, I think.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

July 35th, 2003

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

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by timmeh on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like his step-grand daughter

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela
It had to happen eventually.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had Invictus, once I think.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit. Halloween is this weekend? I’ve got to go out and candy in case a kid drops by.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

er, “candy” = “get candy”

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just dole out “tricks”. They’ll be getting enough “treats”.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone did that to me once when I was a kid. I hated that.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turning tricks?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I buy candy every year. I’ve never had a kid come by my apartment. I’m not buying any this year. Some kids will come by my apartment.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pffft, like I even have those.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/pets cat
/qoutes Futurama on internet

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WalrusMan is making a trip to chilibean’s apartment!

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The worst things I ever got for Halloween

- toothbrush
- Bible tracts
- small box of raisins

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

-Morgan Freeman

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raisins? That’s just evil.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to get Raisens all the time. Only heard about other kids getting toothbrushes.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we had a dentist in the neighborhood. always with the toothbrushes

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

i got a toothbrush once

by sfoakbay on Oct 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some dentist asshole left a box outside his door filled with Tooth brushes and toothpaste. We emptied it and 12 eggs in it.

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anti-dentite!

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

should say smashed 12 eggs in it

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was an ass as a teenager

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

U WERE 5

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were trick-or-treating as a teenager?

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

12/13 so yes

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the last time I went, my dad asked me if we shaved first.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was more terrorizing the neighborhood

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the serious danger. Almost no one ever comes, especially in my neighborhood. But once about ten years ago I bought candy at the last moment, and two very cute, very polite kids accompanied by their parents. I would have felt very, very bad if I hadn’t had any candy.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

er, two kids accompanied by their parents came by trick-or-treating. Jeez, failing with the typing tonight.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since we get so few kids here… about 5 years ago I just went out and bought a bunch of light sticks. Out of the pack of 24, I still have something like 18 of them left.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. I dump extra candy to my class.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re not allowed to have any sweets at school. Thankfully this year we are on non-instructional days this week, so I don’t have to explain to parents why their kids can’t have Halloween candy (but they can have doughnuts for breakfast TYVM school cafeteria).

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a sensible policy. I felt kind of guilty dumping the candy, and offered a weak disclaimer about how it was unhealthy. But I did it anyway.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walrusman should be able to lend you some. He always buys to much.

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Joe Buck just call Beckett instead of Burnett?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t put it past him.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom Brady sets and throws. Wicked curveball and that is strike three to Peyton Manning!

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is a DISGUSTING act

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was an Ibanez-esque play by Damon.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATT STAIRS!

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the 1-ton human hamster wheel!

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoy watching a team who takes pitches

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Stairs is looking old.

by pwoper on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Possibly because he’s about to be 42.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Matt Stairs, a funny guy, born in New Brunswick in Canada.”

I guess McCarver finds Canadians to be funny?

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he likes fastballs!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He must get his international diplomacit thoughts by watchinig south park

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like half our comedians come from Canada.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comedy is Canada’s most valuable export.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Until they find an effective way to market poutine.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And crappy popstars.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s a lot of really good music from Canada too, I have to say. But yeah: Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Ann Murray, Nickleback…

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, there have been some Canadian artists that I’ve enjoyed.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snow

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 29, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the tragically hip pretty much rule

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

along with softwoods and nickleback

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go National League

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by timmeh on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damon throws it:

/thump thump, dribble dribble

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha. Nice.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO NOT YANKEES!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever, Petey.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Feliz is still Pedro Feliz.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I remember that.

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, good ol’ Feliz.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the DO NOT ATTEMPT disclaimer in that commercial.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh

Too late.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

made an attempt on the redhead, eh?

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean it’s not recommended to assault a man with a nailgun before a wedding? What about other times?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how jacked up is it that such a disclaimer is even needed?

If you are that stupid, you probably can’t read anyway.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD RODRIGUEZ

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are they already booing Arod again?

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The “Who’s Your Daddy?” chants aren’t as annoying as the Tomahawk Chop, but it’s close.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOH OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOH OOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t hear it over the radio broadcast. I’m pretty grateful.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re not doing it right now – Buck and McCarver were just talking about it.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a really old shtick.

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no it’s awesome. although I’m not watching.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 29, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clap clap, clapclapclap, clapclap clapclap TULO!!!!!!!!

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clap clap, clapclapclap, clapclap clapclap FUCK YOU
clap clap, clapclapclap, clapclap clapclap TULO

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m already sick of the Pedro talk.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

72 YEAR OLD DON ZIMMER

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also a former Giants third base coach, incidentally.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

during the Craig years

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. He left to manage the Cubs and was replaced by….Fahey? I can’t remember the guy’s first name. Anyway, he in turn, was replaced by Wendell Kim, who I was always fond of, but who Red Sox fans HATE.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t Zimmer coach the Sox for a while, too?

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the 70s, apparently. Before my time.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And reading further, he managed them too.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wave ’em in Wendell!

He won a title with the Pawtucket Red Sox, IIRC.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay I was mistaken. He won a title with the Cal League Fresno Giants in 1985.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY ARE HIS PANTS SO TIGHT?!!

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by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZImmer got what he deserved. Just b/c your old doesn’t mean the other person has to allow you to abuse them !

/rant over

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, even Zimmer pretty much said it was his own fault.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, which is why I don’t understand people crucifying Pedro for it. I don’t have the TV on, so I can’t tell what they are saying.

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They weren’t actually criticizing Pedro about it.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They sounded a bit sarcastic about his “new twist,” but that was about it.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It will only get worse if he wins.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s the favre of tonight’s game

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit, reply fail.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gold Glover Ibanez!

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Compared to Matt Stairs?

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND FRED LEWIS

/just wants to see if jponry is around

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/smites you in her absence

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, jponrians are everywhere.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was defending underrated Giants left fielders (that is to say, Mike Aldrete) before she was even born!

Maybe. I don’t know when she was born, actually.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say never estimate age with a women. Say they are to young then they think you think they are immature. Estimate to high…well you what happens. You can’t win.

I was going to say that. Then I remember NO GURLZ ON INTRAWEB

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I just know she’s younger than me because she only recently graduated from college. Whereas I took an extra year and still finished in 2003.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's the INTRAWEB?

i though it was the INTERWEBZ.

by sfoakbay on Oct 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s probably fine as long as the play isn’t routine, if that makes any sense.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I read that as “Velezbian.”

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HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s how I should have spelt it

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Ibanez had any speed, we wouldn’t have had to dive

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Girardi.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, I forgot all about the “stolen base” taco promotion they had for the World Series last year.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and the year before that

who can forget Tacoby Bellsbury

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, Victorino is wearing a mic tonight.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want to hear his bowel movements!

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Victorino sounds like a moron.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not surprising.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Molina Boyz should start a WWE tag team. Bengie is the enforcer, Yadier is the high-flying one, and Jose as the Manager.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or they could be like the Dudleys.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone photoshop their heads onto this!

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Avid Cliff-diver”

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t know he and Lee were an item.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah. Probably someone’s OTP.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every one in the philly lineup has over a 347 OBP…well almost everyone 2 don’t.

The giants had one every day player over that and MCC has one everyday player over that

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by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLEARLY BETTER THAN SANDOVAL

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How many pitches was that AB?

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by timmeh on Oct 29, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

109?

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HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three-run home runs are nice.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or not. You know, whatever’s good for you.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their is no energy at Yankee Stadium. Burnett has put everyone to sleep.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s definitely putting me to sleep.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s so weird, watching a team whose average at-bat lasts longer than two pitches.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Giants

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cheating the game

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIST PUMP WHILE YOU’RE LOSING

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s more lame when it’s Joba doing his crazy antics on the mound while the team is losing.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it supposed to be a mystery where the Geico gecko is from? Does anyone really care?

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IS HE FROM EVOLUTION OR INTELLIGENT DESIGN?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s from made up animated character land.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s from New Bruswick

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but it’s New Brunswick, New Jersey. That’s the twist, you see.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a result of the Allstate guy and Flo from the Progressive commercials hooking up.

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL cheering Yankee fans

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

“skinny” molina

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There are skinny Molina’s?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is the skinny version

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(it’s still fat)

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Cap’n Derek.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter going for the clutch golden sombrero!!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Long image

http://i.imgur.com/DS72t.jpg

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the Farmville dig.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate those, and I work for the company.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delorean has an excellent farm.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, I saw that a while back.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeter with a clutch strikeout

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is it me or did Damon look like he knew what pitch was coming?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Yankee fans

They think every fly ball is a home run, it seems.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In that park, who could blame them?

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question

  should I wear a condom while rosterbating?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TMI

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe a diaphragm.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A sock will do.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has to be a tube sock though.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just make sure you don’t get any in your eye.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you really want your eye to get pregnant?

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s a different *erbation

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would pretty much kill the MCC

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve heard that wearing a condom while rosterbating can help you last longer, hence….

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what rings are for.

/can’t let Baron have all the lines

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by timmeh on Oct 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GUYS POSADA HAS TO SIT CAUSE WITH MOLINA BURNETT WILL PITCH SUPER GREAT!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kind of like Zito only pitching great with Greyside catching him.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Oct 29, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Jon Miller, why are you bringing back these memories? :(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Orange sky is orange

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what's the deal with the rope necklace?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if anyone knows

my wife would like to know. She wondered last night why so many of them had girly jewelry

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gritty jewelry

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re made of titanium, and were popular in the Japanese Leagues before making their way over here. Supposedly they focus your energy or something. Like those bracelets that stave off motion sickness.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Werth-less

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
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by ringleader3 on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, hi.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

drink………responsibly

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally full swap?

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bones...

Making brutal homicides FUN!

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck me.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can tell they were starting to time him last inning.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s your timing

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wasn’t really dominant to begin with.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess “timing Pedro” = slowing down their swings enough.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he tips his change up

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha-STFD!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a ballgame

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere out there Eugenio just dropped his beer on the way back from the fridge.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/clank!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
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by ringleader3 on Oct 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot about that. What was it like a homerun and a triple?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Martinez is....

… The most influential man in Yankee Stadium

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by ringleader3 on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he is ringleader1

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“He throws changeups in a fastball count… with movement.”

“Hitters hang on the end of every curveball, even the fat ones.”

“His pubes grow on his scalp… just because.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL HAIRSTON

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh, yes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my dog wants to go for a walk

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE WORLD SERIES FOR CHRISSAKES

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take him or clean up crap in your house. It is your call.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe if I don’t feed him?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

consult Grady Little as far as how short your leash should be

by mlb22 on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey isn’t doing anything at the plate.

by non sequitur on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mutual meltdown inning?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

amusing anecdote is not amusing

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i like it when he says doobie

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where in the wonderful world of the Internets

do I find streaming coverage (or just radio coverage) of this debacle?
Damn Teixera anyway.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

try http://atdhe.net/

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get the screen but no image.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, I have audio...

…just not sure from where.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea about how to find broadcast streams in the intertubes

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get Ruiz home!!!

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eat yer damn J-Rol!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAY AREA TIES

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We did that already.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad at bat is bad.

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL the Box!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

Miller just referenced Bengie’s slowness,

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A-FRAUD COULDN'T OF GOTTEN A HIT OF A HANGING CURVEBALL WHEN IT COUNTS!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody get Joe Buck a Pepsi!

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Phils need to string together some hits here. Getting late, time to make their move.

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The top of the sixth is “getting late?”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the off day, Rivera can pitch the 8th and 9th, so, I’d say yeah.

by Every6thDay on Oct 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morgan keeps talking about Howard "going the other way"

And now Miller just said he got back-doored.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For the love of criminy, Phillies.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All-time stupid business names

“Ruth’s Chris Steak House”

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there’s a reason

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fifth Third Bank

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a legal thing, originally

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’ve heard the backstory. The result is a terrible name.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it doesn’t matter anymore, they apparently were bought out by BofA.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ruth’s Chris Steak House was bought out by Bank of America!?

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they have no business buying a steak house!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As expensive as Ruth’s Chris is … maybe that would be a good thing. You can apply for a loan for your meal whilst you wait for your table.

by Merope on Oct 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whilst!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/whilst

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rivera lives on WilSt.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RABOBANK

F. the Lewis.

by calpolynate on Oct 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’M GOING TO RABOBANK

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are NOT!

Grab ‘n’ Go Liquors

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD EVERYONE

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Arod not clutch any more again

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKING SHIT

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I called that as soon as Buck said Pedro has a chance to strike out the side. The jinx in this postseason has been freaky.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shift+A

MATSUI WTF

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan is singing Charlie Manuel’s praises. Why? Becuase he looked in Pedro’s eyes.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was something by Burnett.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So…. how bout them Warriors?

by High_On_Lincecum's_Godliness on Oct 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We interrupt this World Series for a random ad for DJ Hero.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that wasn’t shoehorned in at all.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this on the radio anywhere? I’m sick of listening to Buck and McCarver.

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HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chan Ho Park.

Someone deserves manager of the year.

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t see that coming!

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in class, did McCarver congratulate Jeter for his presence of mind or something?

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREATEST BUNT-STRIKEOUT EVAR!!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY THE FUCK IS JETER BUNTING

0 STRIKES, 1 STRIKE, 2 STRIKES, IT DOESN’T MATTER. HE SHOULDN’T BE BUNTING.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy has many flaws, but I don’t think he would have bunted there.

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by groug on Oct 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know

but LOL BOCHY anyway

by sfoakbay on Oct 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A real team player bunts even when it won’t help the team.

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by groug on Oct 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeter bunt? how dumb is that?

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to know if Jeter did that or Girardi did. Whoever it is should be kicked in the nuts.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the guy got on base 40% of the time this year

just the guy who makes sense to sacrifice.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! This guy!

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FFFF

never mind
LOL UMPIRES

by sfoakbay on Oct 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol umpires

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the umps punishment for making dumb bunt calls

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL MLB UMPIRES

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened?

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

grounder (short hop) called a clean catch

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which doubled off Posada to end the inning

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, nice.

Well, good to see some of these go the other way. Bad calls generally even out in the end.

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Short hop that was called caught

Resulted in inning ending DP instead of everyone safe.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and turned Posada’s smile upside down

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Until he reajusted… himself… while arguing with the ump.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is why instant replay only works for home run calls

i could not tell by that video weather or not he caught it, it was very close

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He didn't catch it

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from the side you can clearly see it skip up into the glove

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next inning, I expect to see hundreds of replays accompanied by McCarver’s unique brand of analysis.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEEDS MOAR TELESTRATOR!!!!!1

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zoom in on the picture infinitely, CSI-style!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs better HD

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can check the Weather Channel for that.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhhhhh

ok, im a believer now

LOL UMPIRES

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How incredible would it be

to have dinner with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver??

by Into the Void on Oct 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe Kruk and Kuip have stories about that.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did they rip on them?

by Into the Void on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were lightly poking fun at them.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be awesome

I’d order steak, just for the knife.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m trying to decide which “son who got job due to his dad’s legacy” is worth. Joe Buck or George W Bush.

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna go with bush on that one

Buck just makes baseball and football games annoying. Pretty sure the other dude did 1 or 2 worse things.

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by bondslegend on Oct 30, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I thought the umps were fixing it for the Yankees?

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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c’mon, this isn’t the nba

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait for some excellent called third strikes off the plate. Maybe its my imagination but it seems that they happen a lot in NY and in Boston.

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The home plate ump has been really consistent.

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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course he has

He’s a veteran. Because that’s how MLB fixes problems: short term solutions.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good to know. i’ve just been going off of gameday, and that can be off sometimes.

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are

They just need it close for better ratings.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of shitty umps

Anyone read the Deadspin article that has a bunch of excerpts from Tim Donaghy’s book? It’s frightening.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

hard to know what’s true and what’s not though…

by Into the Void on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

But having seen some of the games he talks about, it’s not hard to believe. Basketball has to be the worst officiated sport ever.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I actually think Bochy would manage better than Giardi

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Benching Swisher for Hairston against a righty is pretty inexcusable.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

two inning rivera?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rivera’s good for it. Torre did that too.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torre got so much credit over the years

it didn’t hurt having Mo in the post-season for 6 outs in EVERY big game.

by MetsKnicksRutgers on Oct 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only after two strikes

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

has the strike zone been this big all night? this at bat is completely different with two balls called strikes that were off the plate

by mlb22 on Oct 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it’s been pretty big most of the night

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, McCarver just out-smarted Charlie Manuel.

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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JETER GAVE IT EVERYTHING HE HAD

Fuck you Buck. Your dad didn’t suck, you do, you worthless, earned nothing shit.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

chip buck

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesn't even like baseball

of all the annoying things about Buck, and they are legion, this is the one that really sticks in my craw.

Think of the good announcers out there, who actually like the game they are being paid to watch, who don’t have this gig so we can listen to this asswipe.

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I keep hearing this. Did he say so in an interview? Does anyone have a link to this?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even if he does

he’s a bigger douche than victorino

by sfoakbay on Oct 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not exactly

He said he doesn’t find it interesting anymore.
http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/07/joe-buck-admits-he-rarely-watches.html

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that he prefers the Bachlorette. Inexcusable.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t recognize you. Did you do something different with your hair?

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Phillies.

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by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a dubious out call at first there.

WHY DO YOU SUCK SO HARD, UMPS?!?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another critical bad call. Umps = useless. Bring on the robots.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

We should settle for less.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, let’s just change everything about the game.

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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Change everything about the game?

Exaggerate much? Umpires were included into the game (long after it was invented, FYI) because that was the best system they had at the time. If the game was created with today’s technology available, they wouldn’t even consider using humans, because it would be stupid. The human element of the game is the players, the umps get in the way of that all the time.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, you aren’t kidding.

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by cheno on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Baseball is the game I watch, not umpires. They ruin countless games a year with their errors, games that don’t have to be ruined.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The “long after it was invented” argument doesn’t hold much water. They’ve been around since well before 1900. Name a sport that doesn’t have live referees.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because that was the best system they had at the time

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(long after it was invented, FYI)

This sort of implies that you are pining for a return to baseball as it was played before umps were included. Which would change everything about today’s game.

I say again, name a sport that doesn’t use human referees. I can see introducing the tennis-style computer analysis for fair/foul, but even tennis uses human umps.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

balancing more between the umps and computers would definitely help. and, you know, firing cb bucknor

by sfoakbay on Oct 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again

Umpires were only instated because that was the best available system at the time. We have better systems available now. I like this idea.

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I think you’re saying that umpires were only instated because that was the best available system at the time.

I could be wrong, though.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

’chasm?

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

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by marcello on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m normally ok with the “human error is part of the game” argument, but DAMN, umpires… ever heard of moderation?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that said

human umps>robots

by sfoakbay on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Save it, fans.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If only Madson had just wheeled and drilled the first-base ump. I woulda laughed my ass off.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

don’t push your ex boyfriend out of cars

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So a save is like parsec?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there’s the cheap yankee call we’re waiting for

by DrStankus on Oct 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, phillies

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL…counting hops to the wall

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rivera climbin’ the stairs

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 29, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m hoping for a 7 game series anyway.

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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now they gotta face Pettitte. The real yankee ace.

by Edge on Oct 29, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Teixiera: blandest Yankee star evar?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Ernie Anastos on NYC local Fox 5 news:

“Plus, you heard Jay-Z perform at the World Series tonight. Is he the new king of New York?”

This is Ernie Anastos, reporting live from 1996.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the yankees

that is all

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by bondslegend on Oct 30, 2009 6:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Phillies will have Joe Blanton start game 4 instead of Cliff Lee. I think the Phillies are in trouble. Blanton sucks vs. the Yankees.

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