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Cliff Lee and C.C. Sabathia. I'm thinking tonight's a tough night to be an Indians fan.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - CC Sabathia 19-8 34 34 2 1 0 0 230.0 197 96 86 18 67 197 3.37 1.15


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Cliff Lee 7-4 12 12 3 1 0 0 79.2 80 35 30 7 10 74 3.39 1.13

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Early trouble for NY. If the Phillies squander this, they will lose the game.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

big time

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 28, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies lose

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 28, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean by swinging at ball four with the bases loaded and grounding weakly to second to end the inning? That kind of squandering?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“squander” is a fun word to say.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Comic strip. Ever. I shall kill Bill watterson for quitting

Please refer to username

by SabeanPlusBochyEqualsEpicFailure on Oct 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that he quit while he was ahead. You can’t say C&H ever went downhill.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home, and putting away the groceries. Just had to say GO NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 28, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wordy!

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Faulkner had an epiphany and decided, “You know, my sentences aren’t long enough,” the first and last person he asked for advice was greatgiantfan.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

even in grad school, I was noted for brevity

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO NAT’S

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three and out for Cap’n Derek.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GREATEST SERIES-OPENING STRIKEOUT EVAR!!!!1

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Hurray for Jon Miller.

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

nice trade, 'spos
June 27, 2002: Traded by the Montreal Expos with Brandon Phillips, Grady Sizemore and Lee Stevens to the Cleveland Indians for Bartolo Colon and Tim Drew.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

you forgot that the indians got cliff lee in that deal as well

definitely turned out worse than the trade which shall not be named, and it’s not all that close.

FREE BUSTER

by TimLincecumIsGod on Oct 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent start for Lee.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the Yankees really play the Star Wars theme during lineups? Or was that fox?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they were playing it at the stadium

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, right

this season’s not over yet

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Colletti shouldn’t have been brought back for the sole reason of not trading for Cliff Lee.

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 28, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Secret Agent Ned still has work to do. I bet he slept with Jamie McCourt.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

somehow, I’m thinking that the Ramirez option was the two of their doing

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better inning for Closed Captioning Sabathia.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

masochist

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horror-iors

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whore-iors

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I go as such a casual fan. Its fun a few times a year

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 28, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warriors? What sport is this?

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.wiganwarriors.com/splash.asp

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, they have their own Warriors Girls!

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like ours better…

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jailbait

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it wasn’t just me

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only say that because you’re old.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe so, but it’s a bit startling not to see the usual skanky injection-filled trash that we’re used to here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is right. I am old.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad played rugby in high school, in Vancouver BC. To this day I have absolutely no idea what’s happening during a game.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you watched him play? story there somewhere

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time machines, cause/effect paradoxes, Terminator references, etc.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Phillips would like to subscribe to this newsletter.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Search engine results for Warriors+Goodness:

The search engine laughed at me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprised that it didn’t reach out and shake you

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to change my comment to “The search engine bit me” so you could all imagine me saying it in a little British accent.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG A-ROD IN THE WORLD SERIES

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Truly a moment to be preserved for future generations.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR LIKE WARUI, AMIRITE?!

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe three people will get this.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not one of them

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, mat—war, something

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Warui” means “bad” in Japanese. That’s why the name Waluigi is hilarious.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, i’m laughing

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this one of those Aesop fables?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought as much.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to the historian Herodotus, Aesop met with a violent death by the hands of the inhabitants of Delphi, who pushed him off a cliff, though the cause was not stated.

Lovely.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They pushed him off a cliff for jizzing on NY.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

NYC’s been getting jizzed on by the sky all day. Never more than drizzle, but never stopping, either. Good times.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never more than a jizzle.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck is a big Jay-Z fan, I’m sure.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He liked him when he was still indie.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller loves the foul ball HR.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

so, is the radio ahead of tv tonight, or behind?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Afraid I don’t know. I only get over-the-air broadcast, and it’s SO, SO hard to maneuver the antenna to get the one channel that comes in smoothly (KPIX/CBS) that I don’t ever want to adjust it to change channels.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now you know that there are five rest stops between NYC and Philly. Buck’s right, you NEED to know this if you’re embarking on a two-hour journey.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, National League

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

GO NAT’S!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go my what?

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Nad’s

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically, the apostrophe is correct here, is it not? It stands for “ional League Player”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’t

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the apostrophe there stands for " don’t know about tha"

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

W’o.

(ell, now you d)

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should probably kill this potentially-profoundly-irritating meme in its infancy, methinks.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’e

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

AOOOOO!!

That was a great AB…

Nice job Teen Wolf!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

CHASE CLUTCHLEY

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Little-known Factoid

Melky’s full name is “Melkquarious”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It is the dawning of the age of Melquarious

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not shorten my name if I had the opportunity to make people call me Melkquarious. I would also wear a full-length Brian Wilson-style mink coat and carry an ornately-headed cane.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LO-fuckin’-L

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m purty sure that is a correct apostrophe

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That it is.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t keep Jetes down…

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s kind of amazing how quickly he got to second; the ball was hit hard, and Werth made a nice play to get it back in…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO PHILLIES!

Wow… it’s been forever since I’ve posted here… odd.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s 2030, and the Giants still have yet to win a World Series

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alec Baldwin is Funny

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Thursday nights on NBC are hilarious.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just met him on Monday! He did an interview with Wired Magazine at my restaurant. Seemed quite nice; he shook my hand and introduced himself despite the fact that I am the Guy WHo Answers The Phones Next To The Door.

He didn’t strike me as outstandingly different from Jack Donaghy, TBH. Which is fine.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s really outstanding when he appears on late night shows like Letterman

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing. I hate it in all sports.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet the interviewees would much rather focus on the game than talk to Buck and McCarver. Actually, they’d probably want to do anything else than talk to them.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel shining them on—ha!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posted on the Disney Pixar Facebook page
Help us raise awareness for Breast Cancer Research Tonight!
Tune in tonight for The annual Sexy Bull Riding Championships live from Key West. Topless women riding a Mechanical Bull to win $1,000’s of dollars watch it live on our Bullcam at [website] . Watch Bull Riding every Wednesday Night Live and… 24/7 for recorded action on the… Read More Bull Cam.
Also check out our Rock Station at www.RocketRadioNetwork.com and our Alternative Station built to help save the Manatees at [website]<

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Disney??

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would ask you what you’re doing on the Disney Pixar page, but I’ve learned that Natto is infallible.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

something for the whole family

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just any bull riding, sexy bull riding

…and manatees

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should add that a fan posted this, not the Disney Pixar people.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow…. breast cancer and topless bull riding… just don’t seem to go together to me.

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. Pizza and topless bull riding sounds better

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds really unsafe

Hooved boob stomping sounds at least as bad as cancer.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Instant mastectomy!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breasts

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading that makes my editorial sensibilities hurt.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone do the “Rob A Candy Truck” job and tell me if it is worth it.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ask CC after the game 6th inning

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a Treat Bag.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

enough with yer nads, already

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the World Series is great with the sound muted.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Random question here, but anyone got any ideas for a halloween costume? i’m coming up with Woody from “Toy Story” or something funny

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ideas for you or ideas in general?

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, my friends and i were talking about pacman but they bailed on it, so it’s every man for themselves

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wear a garbage bag and be a black hole.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

One year in high school, I cut eye holes out of a paper bag and wrote, “POSTMODERN HALLOWEEN COSTUME” on it.

It’s almost hard to believe I didn’t get all the ladies in high school.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha! that is actually pretty funny, good idea by the way, one of my friends last year did “Fat guy in a little coat” from Tommy Boy

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that commercial is creepy

by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should be either a giant douche or a turd sandwich.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my name would be Turd Ferguson

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Mays

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure an OT thread will be up soon

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Oct 28, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I already have my costume

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Oct 28, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe your FRAT can give you the answer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, oh come on, i’m just getting input from some of my friends here though

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re fat, how about Bengie Molina?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re a social deviant, you could go as Steve Phillips

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a beard and I was planning on going as Bruce Sutter from the 1982 Cardinals with the powder blue unis. But it turned out getting the uni was too expensive. So I’m now planning on going as one of the yip yip aliens from sesame street.

Bruce Sutter

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you look like that you should be a Gieco caveman

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I considered that as well since my gf is going as the gieco money.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was Max from where the wild things are

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wanted to be carol but that costume would be really hard

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy, simple Halloween costume ideas:
go to a 2nd hand store, get an umpire/referee/official shirt paint a cane white with a red tip

or get some sort of sports uniform and some fake blood, ace bandages etc …

my mom once went as a tube of toothpaste, but all i remember is that she used a lampshade for the lid/hat

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic idea though, actually my buddy just texted me and said we’re gonna be smurfs

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t see the french maids going for a smurf

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR5

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CHIPOTLOWAY

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chipotle Guey!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Billy Mays’ family is encouraging this, I hear.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should know by now that the UR5 is a McC meme.

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by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m more than aware. I just thought it was an interesting factoid.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

i already bought a mask and some oxyclean

by sfoakbay on Oct 28, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once wore a flannel shirt, jeans and carried a folding shovel and tp.

A lumberjack looking for a place to take a shit.

by DrStankus on Oct 28, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-rod strike out swinging second at bat. Looking like the A-rod from past post seasons

by venom322 on Oct 28, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT CLUTCH

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clifford Lee

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee--Surgeon!

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy’s amazing. Some friends showed me “White and Nerdy” a few weeks ago. He’s been going at it for 30 years it must be.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just getting home from buying Halloween pumpkins

LET’S GO NOT-YANKEES!

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That down and away movement on Lee’s changeup is nasssssty…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Pete would have swung at that if it was in the dirt.

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by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, whaddya know, it’s raining

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t hear anymore about CC and Lee!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

aren’t you the philly guy?

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve missed Jon Miller.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees fans seem disappointed when there isn’t a strike out. They really love the k.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My fiance is cleaning (hates baseball) with her I-pod in. She singing along to Eminem, its quite humorous

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the ESPN audio on the internetz?

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

No local ESPN Radio in your area?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the reception on 1050 is crap

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment actually helped me a great deal

I had my radio on 1040. I wondered why the reception was so poor!

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were worried about your taxes.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get it

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go again….

lol umps…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe we should have replay and stop the game for many minutes while it rains during a november baseball game

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

tv folks

What do you think is the correct call? Miller and Morgan are both certain it was a double play.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

right off, I thought he’d caught it

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

our view on tv is better than theirs, in this case

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely a double play….rollins caught the ball and matsui left first because he thought rollins shorthopped it…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

On replay it looked liked they had the DP either way. It looked liked Howard held his foot on the base with the ball.

2nd base umpire called out on the catch right away. It was the 1st base umpire that missed both the out on the play at first and then not calling the out on the tag of Matsui.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely double play.
Clearly a catch by Rollins, and Matsui never even tried to get back to the bag.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YANKEES

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

lol at the umps

i mean, they got it right, but given the postseason mlb was having i’m sure i wasn’t alone in expecting them to come out of that huddle having decided that both runners were actually safe and moreover the yankees scored three runs on the play. it’s been that bad.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 28, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked to me like the 1st base umpire got it wrong twice. First on the call at first and then on not calling out Matsui on the tag.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No free outs this series

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Off topic: I just got Moneyball (finally). I never realized what a huge deal Beane was, back in the day.

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by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

“back in the day” was only a couple years ago!

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant as a prospect. If Lewis is to be believed he almost went first overall.

He’s still a huge deal.

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 28, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buzz Bissinger recently wrote another anti-Moneyball piece for The New Republic (link). If you’re interested in the overall debate. I think Bissinger misunderstands some of Lewis’ arguments but that’s always the case.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he implies that the moneyball principles had something to do with payroll rather than how to evaluate how much a player is worth.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

CC is a big Warriors fan and supposedly has season tickets. Safe to say he won’t be at the Warriors game tonight.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bit of a commute, that.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he had the Clemens contract…

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, this joke would only actually make sense if Sabathia weren’t pitching tonight.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, you were right. The Clemens contract required other teams to rearrange their schedules to accommodate his needs. If they refused, the Yankees were required to purchase the offending franchise and fix the schedule themselves.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

UTLEY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOO

I forgive you for being named Chase!

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Nats!

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees are in trouble if both Utley and Howard are hot

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

those guys are hot even when they’re not

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in

Chase Utley is pretty good at baseball. Noonan, you have some big shoes to fill.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

by marcello on Oct 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

shush! I’m already afraid the Giants will sign him in 2018.

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot god damn. That ball was crizzushed.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
He even raises LOL cats!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that what cat people are calling dogs nowadays?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty adorable. She’s cuter in the puppies picture, though.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

his wife is Jane Seymore?

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

His wife is Seymour the Seamonster.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner talk

I’m making lentil fritters. I was going to roast some beets as well, but I think I’m going to save those for tomorrow.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

fake chicken

/hate that description

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

leftover bbq chicken breast, here. Home-made sauce…

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really sure. Cardio diet is so bland. I almost would rather not eat.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sea scallops in a peppery eggplant sauce, steamed rice and veggies

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 28, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carne asada especial from the place across the street. Still at work again.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to try ice cream tonight. I hear it’s supposed to be delicious.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINK TACO!

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as NSFW as it might sound.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chain has earned notoriety due to its name, which is a slang term for the human vagina.

The HUMAN vagina!!!? That seriously needed clarifying? Why!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no wonder I never heard of it; they opened after I’d already left the deep south (los angeles)

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The HUMAN vagina!!!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In human vagina? Okay, if you say so.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie was a load of shit.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? It had quite entertaining previews

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found it to be a load of shit.

It was reviewed relatively well, though, and I know some people who like it for the LOLVAGINA stuff, but I vehemently disagree with all of them.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I would never watch, unless MST:3000 did a show on it, I just thoughht the previews in the theaters were hilariously stupid

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here was my immediate reaction to it:
What a fucking load of bullshit. This movie can die and burn in shit.

It gets every damn thing wrong.

followed by:

It brings up a bunch of really good questions about sexual politics, gender politics, adolescence, and religious fundamentalism, but instead of exploring any of them, it just takes a shit on them and turns her into a remorseless vigilante penis biter in a world in which every single man deserves to lose his penis.

So great, everybody’s an asshole and nobody learns anything. It’s like they started to write a thoughtful, intelligent movie in the B-Horror genre, and then everybody involved just went “lol… vagina…” and chucked everything that could have been good for an immature shitfest.

and then:

She got raped, which I’m not cool with, and that was what started it all, and I gave it a chance because they could have done something useful with that… trauma… recovery… etc…. but nope. Then she gets molested by her gynecologist, raped again and enjoys it, and then has sex with a guy she hates just to bite his penis off…

It’s stupid as shit. I really, really fucking hate that movie

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

OT I heard MST3K is reuniting to do live shows. Is this true?

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t the foggiest.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I linked to that once!

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinky

Oh wait.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whole wheat flatbread, roasted garlic hummus, spinach, and peanuts. I’m running low on cash and groceries so I’m eating anything I can find.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lentil fritters are one of my favorite recipes for just this purpose. We usually have all the stuff on hand – lentils, onions, garlic, ginger, spices, cilantro, flour, hot peppers, vegetable oil.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds awesome.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

UTLEY’S HAIR IS SO GODDAMN GREASY

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

My hair gets that way if I don’t wash it for more than 12 hours.

If I go without a shower (including a shampoo) for more than 24 hours, my scalp actually starts to hurt because of all the grease.

I shower every day, so this isn’t a problem..

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

could be rain and/or sweat, no?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me? Nah, I don’t think so.

For him, maybe.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… keep it under control, there, big fella. That’s like a Rams linebacker celebrating a tackle while losing 35-0 in the fourth quarter.

Well, not exactly like that, but you get the idea.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Jojoba’s mom still in the slammer?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how Utley is by far the Phillies best player but probably only their 3rd or 4th most recognizable to the average fan. Ryan Howard, Jimmy Rollins, Cole Hamels… EVERYONE knows who those guys are and what they look like. But if I bumped into chase Utley on the street, I’m not sure I’d recognize him.

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by Smoke on the Water on Oct 28, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My fiance isn’t even a fan and she is married to utley

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Joe Buck:

“The highest compliment you can give a player is to call him a gamer.”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that McCarver?….He really went off there on his love for Chase….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably. McCarver is leagues stupider than Buck.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could improve to only mildly intolerable if he’d just drop. the. freaking. puns.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is sort of like comparing Randy Johnson and Aaron Harang in a beuaty contest.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I give McCarver credit is that despite pressure from family and friends, he befriended Bob Gibson when Gibson was a rookie.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver’s interview show is most excellent, especially when the guests are baseball players. The one with Gossage after he was elected to the HOF stands out.

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean pressure because Gibson was black?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still is black, as far as I know :)

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that McCarver grew up in the deep south.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not doubting, I just wanted more info because I don’t know anything about the story. I agree with ggf that McCarver’s show is pretty good. I’ve actually only watched it once (he interviewed Don Zimmer) but it was cool to hear their stories.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to diminish any anti-racist action, but as a catcher, didn’t he kinda have to get along with his pitching staff?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get along yes but not necessarily friends, which McCarver and Gibson became.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the problem with so many announcers these days—they speak in superlatives (and former players are the most egregious offenders).

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

…says the guy who doesn’t even like baseball.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s it. I’m renaming the Hall of Fame as the Hall of Gamers. Screw fame.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ibanez is a weird looking dude. He reminds me of a Phillies player from a long time ago (during the 80s) that use to have terrets syndrome.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

one funny looking Phillie from the 80s

http://caimages.collectors.com/psaimages/3248/40358066/1980ToppsMannyTrillo90PSA9MINT.jpg

Just posting the link ’cause Big Image Is Big.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ole Manny Trillo. After being named NLCS MVP when asked

what he was going to do with his money, he said he was going to buy a big yellow house. I think that was back duing the Dave Cash original “Yes we can” days of the Phillies.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he said “terrets” syndrome. That’s when you run around like a rodent, uncontrollably

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yanks don’t like it when the calls go against them

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Jeter showing Utley whose boss!

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

jeter, always jeter

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

in your face, ny

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was great. Ice water in the veins, bitches!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller made it sound very entertaining. I’ll have to check it out on mlb.tv afterwards.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

would have been funnier had he dropped it.

by DJ Tofu on Oct 28, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like he almost did. The ball hit him in the palm.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Joe Morgan actually just had a pretty good insight!

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

is this a reply fail to the Joe Morgan question above? Or are you asking about the Cliff Lee play?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail to Joe Morgan…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a fly ball on the infield – Miller started to say that was a play where, if they intentionally dropped the ball, they could get a double play. Morgan chimed in that in this case that would be a bad idea – the ball would’ve landed on the mound, so you couldn’t preict where it would bounce.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same thought as McCarver was saying that Lee considered dropping it.

Why hasn’t anyone started (and ended) a hilarious site demanding my firing?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Cole Hamels does some really bad commercials for Comcast

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Woman Cole Hamels has much better commercials.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does SF get the Cole hamels new era caps commercial?

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

His voice sounds funny.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the socks-and-sandals guy at Chavez Latrine? That ad looks like it was made on time and under its $20 budget.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

He also does one for comcast where he sits in a typical living room and talks about comcast

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprise us Pedro.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

or not.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can take the player out of the Giants but you can’t take the Giants out of the player.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, the Giants version of Petey would have had him striking out on a ball a foot off the plate in the dirt.

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

EARS…BLEEDING…HELP!

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/hides from Yankee’s security force

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HATS OFF!! HATS OFF!!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol….seriously….i didn’t want to be a dick…

but he is awful….fucking awful

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet another reply fail she

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it could be worse. It could be that douchey Irish tenor that the Yanks dragged out EVERY GODDAMN GAME in the postseason to sing the longest version of that song ever and in doing so- oh, oops!- make the opposing pitcher stand there in the late-October New York cold right before the pinstripes bat in the seventh. How convenient.

Luckily, he turned out to be an anti-semite, so no more of him!

/cues Nelson’s “Ha-HA!!!”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice, anti-semite center stage in NYC

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a country, btw

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't god bless the world?

just sayin’

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

'cause AMERICA IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT COUNTRY IN THE UNIVERSE

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

god bless California

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

God bless a 3 foot radius around wherever I am standing. The rest of you can burn in hell.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, give yourself some space

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The radius moves whenever I do.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is like a force field

A bubble of solitary blessedness.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice singing, Bianca Castafiore.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was singing in a foreign language for the 1st few seconds

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m sure some of you must get that reference!)

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, totally….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

jcb9 knowledge is insurmountable

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not, it was recently established, when it comes to film!

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Tintin.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tintin

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

text baby

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what this means.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generation Text

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, I’ve never sent a text message in my life, and Herge died in the early 80s, so I’m not sure what that has to do with this.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looked like a reference to some kind of animated thing, so I lumped it altogether with my running rant on today’s 20-somethings and their attachment to cell phones, etc. Just a rant, no offense intended.

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Tintin dates back to the late 20s/early 30s, so.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am an ass

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enh, whatever. It was just an amusing reply in context.

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but if you hum a few bars she can fake it.

by maysian on Oct 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

She fakes it all the time.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s just trying to get out of your radius as fast as possible

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee better go 9 innings.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the Garth Direct TV commercial

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, the real Joe Morgan is back

“One thing that’s happened to the Yankees bullpen – they haven’t pitched well.”

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by jcb9 on Oct 28, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

pitching well is key for a bullpen.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Not pitching well” is something that happens to a pen; not something that they do themselves.

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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The key to the game for the Phillies is going to be scoring runs. Not allowing runs is secondary, but still important.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, the Yankees are really really good at drafting set up men

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

roll on

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

j-rol

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO they really keep track of the count you steal on? I call BS.

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THEY BOTH WOULD BE CY YOUNG IN NL

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops… wrong forum, crap

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, its just hopeful warrior fans make me laugh. They fired the best thing to happen to that franchise.

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was flipping channels a couple hours ago and the Heat, during halftime, did a feature on Tim Hardaway and talked about the RUN TMC days. Good ol’ times for the Warriors then.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s terrible they fired Mullin, this team pisses me off, like the Giants sometimes, but hey, it’s all a part of being a fan, and i love being a fan of the golden state warriors

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not hopeful.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/watches game anyway

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Jackson got booed.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no surprise, i wouldn’t but he did it to himself

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was the moron doing PA??

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is way too loud.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got on Renel for being loud. She is nowhere near as loud.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as loud as what that guy was.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

warriors fans are pretty loud, some of the loudest ever

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s always like that.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, doesnt bother me too much

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are younger than me. People my age tend not to like something that loud.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how i feel about going to niner games, people there just don’t get up and yell on third downs, it kinda pisses me off that there’s no emotion

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fans is one thing. Not the PA announcer. LET’S MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISSSSEE!!!!!!!! Let the fans do it on their own.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, well sometimes it takes someone to motivate others to make some noise

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Warriors fans could do it on their own without anyone telling them to do so.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda like the way giants fans do it and sharks fans, i agree

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t necessarily like him, but I don’t hate him either.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

another friend of mine from college.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he shriek like Renel?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s more of a bellow.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

RENEL IS AWESOME

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how i thought about the Giants

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants > Warriors

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants=Warriors for me as a fan as both… Giants=cheaper

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck, dude. The Warriors drive me nuts more than the Giants.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the dubs got more offense than the giants do so that helps me. Plus, i got the sharks and niners, the warriors drive me nuts but at the same time i love love love basketball

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong a-lot-of-things

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Yankee fans are getting restless

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They want a refund. Their money was suppose to buy a WS Championship

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girardi is like Torre

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

z

These Gatorade commercials are stupid

Thats G!

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

"Super Sunday on FOX"

Brett who??

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBANEZ has left 812 runners on base tonight.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 28, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH PHILLIES!!!!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Go National League

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll have sweet dreams of a sweep tonight

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hughes’ World Series ERA: a lot

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Slapping some smug off Yankee nation.

by maysian on Oct 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees fans think it’s a God given right to win World Series titles.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE ME MY REFUND!

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee for the complete game, please.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He should probably pitch all of the games.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how much he labors this inning

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next, my 360 tomahawk pitch.

/Cliff Lee

by maysian on Oct 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t really believe Cliff Lee was good again this year.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Especially after his bad start.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way he’s locating his pitches is seriously awesome.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been brilliant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Yankees suck…Vincente Padilla was the best pitcher this post season

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riiiiiiight…..

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee is having a good time.

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Git in 'der, Vaughn!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. Harris isn’t done yet.

by non sequitur on Oct 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like Utley on the Giants, but I would settle for Cano

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GET IT DUN SABEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stroked

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Fisted. Oh wait, wrong broadcaster.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller used “fisted” in the fifth inning. I almost hit my head on the steering wheel.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone wants to prove clutch. Ruiz might make a nice case study

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If A-Rod were more clutch, he would have made a play on that.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

JAY-Z AND ALICIA KEYS AT YANKEE STADIUM

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASS!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YANKEES

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

5!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL EMPTY SEATS

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And the box seats where the suits sat. I suspect high dudgeon.

by maysian on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, those seats are big enough for CC’s fat ass so it looks like they are empty

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time, they Phils were swept by the Yankees…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun Fact

The winner of game one has won 11 of the last 12 World Series. The only exception was 2002.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

who won that year?

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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost had to look that up

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Braves beat the Athletics that year.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t do it, Natto.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone has their own definition of fun, i guess

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually go back to 1987, it happened two other times and both times the Braves were on the losing end after winning game 1.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

got me gigglin"

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by timmeh on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YANKEES

WOOHOOOOOOOO chase utley!!!

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by bondslegend on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this NEVER in _____________of _______________ of _________________ .

C’mon I mean if I keep adding criteria I could make perfectly normal occurrence seem unique

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

They should keep the camera on Jeter the whole time.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He is dreamy, isn’t he?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

To new yorkers, yes

by PiKAgiant on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t know.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just claimed that he was!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE EYES, they draw me in

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just to make sure A-Rod keeps his hands to himself

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOTS of empty seats

along first and third. That’s kind of embarrassing isn’t it?

by Into the Void on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s 11:20 PM in the Bronx. You want to get out of there as quick as possible.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it’s the world series…you’d think if you were going to pay that much to go to the first game of the world series you’d be willing to spend an extra hour in traffic or whatever.

by Into the Void on Oct 28, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But NYY fans are spoiled pricks

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that. Yankee Stadium is not in a good neighborhood.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it’s worth getting mugged to see all of Captain Clutch’s at bats!

by Into the Void on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I went, I had a back pack (didn’t know they weren’t allowed) and had to check it at a bowling ally. On the way I had a bunch of scum offering to check it for me.

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They offer to check it for you alright.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he said.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate went ballistic and almost got our entry denied when my bag was denied right as a woman was allowed in with a purse far larger than my bag.

In sum, fuck the yankees and everything they stand for.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fiance had a duffle bag size purse and they didn’t say shit

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably allowing purses but not bags.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

discrimination!!!

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEXISM….ITS MY MAN PURSE BYTCH

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I kinda picked up on that.

But if the point is to keep potential IEDs out (which it is), a standard NYC-sized purse (approximately the size of a HumVee) should not be allowed in. Are they saying that only men are not allowed to have bags? (Hint: yes)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they allow outside food or drink?

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by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t try, but I’m guessing no.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. However the gave umbrellas out as the promotion, on a raining day…FAIL

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

For awhile, at the old stadium, you couldn’t even bring in an umbrella.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umbrellas shouldn’t be allowed to be used during game play. But you have to allow them so people can walk to the park

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They allow it at the new stadium but didn’t for awhile at the old one.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My father, the most innocuous man in the world, always gets flagged at entry points for looking tense. They don’t get that that’s how he always looks: he’s a dad.

My mother, on the other hand, looks all sweet and pretty and harmless, and has a four-inch shank in her purse she made out of a salvaged train rail.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 28, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Yankees! LOL Victorino!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

6!

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by esseffgeez on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Victorino comes flying in like a mortar

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumbass looked like he was trying to plow into Posada and then they were all “meh”

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, the Baroness, checking in

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m around here and there.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha Ha Rectum Face…should have slid…

by nofreetime on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey idiot, running into players on purpose only gets you safe on pick offs

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

why does everyone rag on Victorino? He’s a good little player. I’d rather have him than Rowand, that’s for sure.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to have this discussion again, I suppose.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just show the two or three pictures of him.

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by SFGuy on Oct 28, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

good little player= over rated hustler=Aaron Rowand

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by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hustler? I didn’t know Aaron Rowand played pool, does he randomly crash into the table?

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue ball to the Rownads

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah. But The Flyin’ Hawaiian will a) punch you in the crotch even though you already threw to first and are nowhere near the baseline anyway, and b) will steal Panda’s ASG spot.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it victorino

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/jeter

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS THE CLUTCHIEST BLOOP HIT THAT EVER CLUTCHED

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, clones, settle down

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

hot lefty on lefty action

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT