Fun with the MCC Search Function

Your suck it russell martin numbers seem low to me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

People must make a lot of typos or something. I could write suck it russell martin 192 times in an hour.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They seemed low to me too, but there you are.

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

When I do “Suck it Russell Martin” in quotations, I get 7 stories, 5 FanPosts, 5 FanShots and 798 comments.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Using quote marks doesn’t actually do anything on SBN search engine – plus marks do the equivalent. So that’s probably every time all four words have shown up in the same comment/whatever.

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i see

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And some of us often use the shorter “Suck it Martin”

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And a search for “SIRM” finds 17 comments.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, it can't be right

google search:
“suck it russell martin” site:www.mccoveychronicles.com
Results 1 – 10 of about 1,930 from www.mccoveychronicles.com for “suck it russell martin”. (0.28 seconds)

Admittedly, it seems that Stuttering John Tamargo has “Suck It Russell Martin” in his signature, so that would inflate the totals. But those 1930 results are pages, not individual comments — and surely some threads have had more than one instance of “Suck It Russell Martin.” So it seems way too low to me. But I’m at a loss as to why the SBN search would be undercounting.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

CONSPIRACY

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s what the government doesn’t want us to know about 10/30.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

poo: 3 Stories, 9 Fanposts, 579 Comments

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Blownitez: 13 Fanposts, 275 Comments

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Pokemon: 4 Fanposts, 3 Fanshots, 327 Comments

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Pokemonz: 104 Comments.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

pokemon!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Awesome, but they didn’t evolve them properly!

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How many of those Nick Cave comments are me?

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

30. Probably a lower ratio than Kim Batiste comments from me.

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nick Cave is old news anyway...

Wow, zero comments including the words “Wayne Coyne”, I’ma have to fix that.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

someone

went to treasure island?

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it’s completely fucked up my last.fm, i’ll tell you that.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We should have a last.fm post sometime.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Still trying to get into Embryonic. What’s your favorite album?

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by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

it’s changed a lot this week as I’ve made my way through the discog a few times, but I’m going with a top five of The Soft Bulletin, Transmissions from the Satellite Heart, Hit to Death in the Future Head, Embyronic and Yoshimi.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you just start listening to them post Treasure Island? Soft Bulletin is great

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by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’d listened to them a decent amount beforehand but they were sort of a band that I enjoyed but wasn’t particularly invested in.

SUDDENLY

EVERYTHING HAS CHAAAANGED

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did they do a lot of Embryonic stuff at the show? I haven’t seen them for a few years.

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by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They did Convinced of the Hex and Silver Trembling Hands off of it. I would have liked to see a few more songs, but those are two of my favorites. They actually did more Mystics material than I would have expected (The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song and The W.A.N.D. – ok, Pompeii am Gotterdammerung – awesome, Vein of Stars – WTF??)

It was a pretty balanced setlist, I think (when you consider that Wayne probably can’t do a lot of the really early stuff anymore.)

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you know Zito and his band covered She Don’t Use Jelly at that K’s for Troops benefit?

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by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

I gotta see/hear that.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Soft Bulletin is on my personal list of 10 (or so) greatest albums ever. Well, I don’t actually have such a list, but if I did, Soft Bulletin would be on it.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ve got such a list and it’s threatening to sneak into the top 10. But I kind of want to wait, like, a week or two to make sure I’m not just overreacting.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

“Waiting For Superman” (The Remix version, last song on the album) is one of my all-time favorite songs.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 29, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love both...

…and I love how the remix serves as a reprise at the end of the album. The song works so perfectly as both centerpiece and coda.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I kinda hate the US tracklisting, but I’m not a big fan of remixes. I much prefer the special edition tracklisting (UK + spiderbite song and buggin’ at the end). It’s the one the band apparently intended, anyway!

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by jponry on Oct 29, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

no love

for clouds taste metallic??

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Realize that I’m at the point in my fangirlism where I think every album from In a Priest Driven Ambulance to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots is at least a 9/10 and that the rest aren’t that much lower rated than that. :)

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

late 80s indie ain’t my dig and that’s pretty much what their stuff was pre priest driven

a very acceptible band to be that in love with.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, honestly I wasn’t that into Hear it Is or Telepathic Surgery, but I enjoyed Oh My Gawd!!! a lot. Especially One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ya

i enjoy oh my gawd from time to time

that one was fun which is the thing i most like about them. They always sound like they’re enjoying themselves and on stuff especially like telepathic was no fun.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have a soft spot for the first EP, in particular “My Own Planet”. I first saw them live back around that time (at the I-Beam, if memory can be trusted).

I still find it pretty amazing that the same group recorded both “My Own Planet” and “Waiting for Superman”, which are about as different in outlook as they are musically.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I kinda hate Mark’s voice but the EP was not as bad as I was expecting it to be. My Own Planet is a great song, as is the first one on there.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

first saw them live back around that time (at the I-Beam, if memory can be trusted)

Maybe the Berkeley Square? We saw them there cr 85. I rememner the double-neck SG (ala Page). Mark was still in the band I think.

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by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was probably more like 86/87. I don’t think Mark was there and I’m pretty sure they played “Hear It Is” material like “With You”.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No love for Zaireeka?

I went to see one of their boombox performances, back in the day. Mighty strange it was, too.

My top two Flaming Lips records match yours, I think, you.

In related news, IIRC at least two ‘Nick Cave’ s are mine

by bobnothing on Oct 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ah, that’s the only one I haven’t actually listened to yet. I’m all like “BUT I CAN’T JUST LISTEN TO AN MP3 OF ALL FOUR DISCS MERGED TOGETHER THAT’S NOT HOW WAYNE MEANT FOR IT TO BE LISTENED TO!”

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

btw

i’m jealous.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zaireeka is bad ass. I wish I had gotten to see a boombox performance. It’s definitely worth taking the time to set up four sound systems to experience it properly. I also found it fun setting them all up in my friend’s living room and trying to get them all synched at the beginning of each song.

Have you ever listened to Yoshimi or Soft Bulletin in surround sound? I had the pleasure of hearing a few songs from Yoshimi on a really nice 5.1 setup in a recording studio. It’s actually kind of creepy… no matter which way you turn your head, there’s always some weird sound coming from right behind you.

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by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m getting into Embryonic now… it took a few listens. You can hear the influence of Christmas On Mars on that album, as horror-movie elements definitely creep into the songs. I like that, personally. Overall, I don’t think it’s nearly as good as what I consider their “big three” (Clouds Taste Metallic, Soft Bulletin, Yoshimi), which are the only three with Steve Drozd on drums and Dave Fridmann producing. I think Embryonic is considerably better than At War With the Mystics, which I didn’t like so much.

Also, Wayne Coyne never mentioned on this site? That can’t be, I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned him on one of the music threads. I do not believe the McC search function.

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by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, the words Wayne+Coyne had never been mentioned on this site before.

A TRAVESTY.

I took a long time before I listened to Mystics because I thought it was going to suck and it’s got a lot of mediocre songs on it, but it also has some fantastic ones (My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion, Mr. Ambulance Driver, The W.A.N.D., Goin’ On and I like the Yeah Yeah Yeah Song, tbh.)

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

omg

I forgot Pompeii Am Gotterdammerung and that’s like the best song on the whole album.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I really like My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion and Pompeii, but those are the only two, really. The WAND is alright, and I kind of like Fanatical, but the rest are pretty much meh. The YYY song would be much better without that talk box (or at least mix it lower for Pete’s sake), and the “uh-huh uh-huh” in Goin’ On kind of bugs me, though I do like the verses.

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by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Wayne’s vocals are really, really good on YYY, for some reason. And The WAND is just badass, imo. But I can get not digging it. It’s probably my least favorite “modern-era” Lips album, anyway (I like it more than Hear it Is and Telepathic Surgery, but nothing else.)

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like YYY live, i think it’s always done really well and has a lot of energy.

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by ringleader3 on Oct 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I agree with this, actually. I enjoy it a lot live, I just don’t like the album take so much.

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by neurofarm on Oct 29, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just searched for Coyne, and the first response was from this thread.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

wayne coyne wayne coyne wayne coyne

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can’t stop thinking about Wayne Coyne.

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by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ya, right?

I’m not sure if you saw Edward Sharpe but they kinda killed it as did The Walkmen later on.

But ya I’ve been listening to far too much flaming lips since then.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Edward Sharpe impressed the hell out of me, I downloaded their album but I haven’t gotten around to listening yet because lol Wayne Coyne.

I actually thought every band I saw was great except Spiral Stairs who were disappointingly meh. And Grizzly Bear are probably better in a more intimate setting (though they were still good at Treasure Island). But everything else was awesome (I only got to see a bit of the Walkmen because I was exhausted and needed to sit down at that point and I missed YLT so I could be near the stage for the Lips.)

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ya i was super pissed

that i had to miss YLT but pushing through that crowd got impossible.

The smiley girl from Edward Sharpe sounds just as good on the album and it’s actually pretty solid albeit simple.

I’ll agree that the spiral stairs were out of place but i was pretty close for Grizzly bear and I thought they killed it. Beirut and Decemberists really didn’t do anything for me, especially since the Decemberists stuck to that awful hazards of love. Also hiding the original female member and taking away her vocals sucks. But ya, an overwhelmingly good festival.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought Grizzly Bear were good, I just thought they were even better when I saw them at The Fillmore back in June.

I actually enjoyed The Decemberists even though I’m not a big fan of The Hazards of Love. The little video thing they had going in the background was pointless though, they should have done the same thing they did for the earlier bands on that stage.

Nothing is as epic as the Wayne’s mouth-cam though.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

word

mouthcam > anyothercam

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Between jcb9 (10 comments) and me (8 comments), we’re responsible for half the Neko Case references on this site.

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by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m also responsible for 14 of 26 mentions of Jenny Lewis.

Y’all must think I’m some sort of weird red-headed-women-of-indie-rock fetishist.

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The restraining orders don’t lie.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You guys have good taste.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 27, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, it’s not the weirdest fetish I’ve ever heard of or had myself.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Banned: 10 Stories, 33 FanPosts, 5 FanShots, 2,606 Comments

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It’s amazing that we’ve banned over 2000 members and we’re still such an active community.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s the beauty of Yahoo.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Band: 28 Stories, 50 fanposts, 8 fanshots, 2289 comments

The baseball Satanist

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STFD: 1 Story, 4,443 comments
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4,443 seems low

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Rownads: 1 FanPost, 351 comments

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

TWSS;

2 Stories, 0 Fanposts, 0 Fanshots, 1,694 Comments

:/

by quincy0191 on Oct 27, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that's it?

TWSS

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's it!

TWSS

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Love the screen name.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aurelia:

7 FanPosts, 203 Comments

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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Benji+Molina: 3 stories, 9 fanposts, 69 comments

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha, same time! Yours is higher, though.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m afraid to do Lowery. 100-billion comments!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Benjie+Molina:

3 STORIES!
9 FanPosts
69 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That’s weird. Using the e at the end of Benjie brings up regular old Benji results.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol 2007 Grant

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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck : 6 stories, 68 fanposts, 18272 comments (half of them by jponry i think)

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by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

1,216 comments and 2 stories from me with the eff werd

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only 326 fucks from me. Fuck. I got owned.

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

total comments in all of MLB sbnations sites : 144,515

We’re responsible for over 10% of them!

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by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

VAPORS

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have 5 FanPosts and 340 comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha, you have way more comments with the eff word in them than I have comments total. Also, what’s with the “joined” date in the user profile? Mine recently changed from 2006 to 2008. Weird.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah on top is the date when you rejoined after the SBN Make-over. If you go to the bottom of your user profile you should still see your original 2006 date, at least that’s the way mine is… it’s inside the little McC graphic in the memberships section.

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Purple Row —

fuck : 0 stories, 0 fanposts, 0 fanshots, 51 comments. Congrats Jponry for owning all of purple row.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

602 fuck (now 603) comments

1 fuck fanshot which gets tagged because I wrote “Scott Boras is a fucking turd…” lol

of course, that doesn’t include all of the STFDs in which I have 121 comments.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bondslegend: 1,278

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

406 for me. Yeahhhh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Oct 27, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

102 effs for me

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

203 (now 204). Fuck yeah.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I did my job

I’ve got 1 fanpost, 1 fanshot, and 303 comments.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

by marcello on Oct 28, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Four comments from me… but I used the word in various forms seven times in this one comment

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 28, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've only dropped the f bomb 40 times

but I bet there are a lot more if I searched for f-er and f-ing

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL: 18 stories, 25 FanPosts, 31 Fanshots, 18,821 Comments
LOL+FRED: 109 comments

OH MY GAWD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL + Fred

That’s cosmic or karmic or comic or something

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

KFred: 70 comments
K+Fred: 1 Fanpost, 42 comments

:(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

mindblown

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also,
Mind Blown

    * Stories (7)
    * FanPosts (5)
    * FanShots (2)
    * Comments (102)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL + Dodgers gives us 5 stories, 3 Fanposts, 6 Fanshots, and 270 comments, WE CAN DO BETTER PEOPLE

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Oct 28, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The+Ugly+Randy+Johnson

3 Stories
10 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Poop: 6 stories, 5 fanposts, 736 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

grougthink: 1 fanpost, 55 comments
groudthink: 18 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Giants: 2112 Stories, 4733 fanposts, 928 fanshots, 127,415 Comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL RUSH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s strange considering this is a fansite for food.

by quincy0191 on Oct 27, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rush: 47 stories, 46 FP, 6 FS, 1828 comments (ok probably not all of them mean Rush in the band sense)
Rush+Sucks: 1 FP, 44 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Rush+Rules: 4 comments

WE WIN!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

YEA

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Oct 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thighler:

8 FanPosts
335 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL FAT: 1 story, 133 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Blame+Grant: 84 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Firefly+Reference:

69 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Heh

“Firefly”

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

/watches clips from Fillion’s Firefly reference on last night’s episode of Castle again

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was hilarious. And awesome.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beer: 14 stories, 91 fanposts, 17 fanshots, 2,925 comments
Lunch: 21 stories, 17 fanposts, 5 fanshots, 869 comments
Dinner: 12 stories, 23 fanposts, 3 fanshots, 1,164 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

109: 9 stories, 72 fanposts, 5 fanshots, 1604 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

pineapple: 1 fanshot, 99 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Durian

36 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeay

Smells like putrified crap, tastes like almond extract, but better!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So durian is almonds that have been extracted from poo?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Durian farmers say it smells like angels’ feet.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I pity the beast that attempts to pass a durian.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like durian. I’d compare the smell more to garlic and onions, but with a custardy texture.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m not encouraged that the smell has a texture.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

DAMMIT

The taste.

The smell isn’t good, but I don’t think it’s as bad as some people say.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s how pungent it is.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I did misspell it in a comment yesterday, so an even 100.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lolineup: 1 fanshot, 273 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Finish+Him: 2 Fanposts, 2,976 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Finnish+Hymn: 115 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TINSTAAPP

1 Story (??)
4 FanPosts
1 FanShot
77 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The story’s from 2005, about The Fall of Jerome Williams. LOL the first comment:

I knew we were on borrowed time with Bonds and Schmidt with either one sufffering a career ender at any moment. Benitez seemed like a surer thing, but even he has always been a little suspect for a variety of reasons.

Yep.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kim+Batiste: 1 Story, 4 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 74 comments

Kim+Batiste+jcb9: 5 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 46 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Two of those comments aren’t actually mine, I’ll have you know!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

good+grief

1 story
1 Fanpost
145 comments

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Giants+Brass

7 stories, 16 fanposts, 4 fanshots, 2,023 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

GINATS

Stories (1)
FanPosts (4)
FanShots (4)
Comments (331)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Braz: 28 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bratz: 10 comments

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

U R 5

133 comments

It’s funny because the original phrase was “You are 5.” We are lazy people.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

UR LZY PPL

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought it was “You guys are all 5”

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 28, 2009 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Eh, something like that.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

McPenisbutter: 4 fanposts, 58 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

CAIN FOR FIELDER

FanPosts (8)
FanShots (3)
Comments (116)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

CANE 4 FELDER

1 FanPost, 7 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i probably have like 5 of those

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bighead: 1 story, 3 fanposts, 1 fanshots, 73 comments

boulder+skull: 80 comments

boulder+head: 1 fanpost, 11 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

bighead strikes again: 2 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Both by Cookyman!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fail: 9,856 comments (not including FAIL-related pics)

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

PEDOPHILE

FanPosts (2)
Comments (59)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lolineup

FanShots (1)
Comments (273)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck me

this one has been done

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck+me

FanPosts (1)
FanShots
Comments (161)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Juggernate

Stories (1)
FanPosts (4)
FanShots (2)
Comments (520)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

many+bothans

FanPosts (1)
FanShots
Comments (30)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

just 'Bothans'

FanPosts (2)
FanShots
Comments (181)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mon+Mothma

1 fanpost, 34 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hot+bothan+boning+action

2 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

only 2?
that can’t be right…
I call shenanigans on the search function.

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

/shrugs

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think “hoth bothan boning” is the actual quote.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 28, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Winnipeg

1 FanPost, 3 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

gentleman+caller

22 Comments

What other blog do you think has even ONE gentleman caller comment?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i tried to find Third+starter+at+best and third+starter at+best but I only got 1 and 8 respectively, which I feel like isn’t right.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

For third starter at best, I got Stories (60), FanPosts (87), FanShots, Comments (154)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

But a lot of those are just posts that have those words in some random order (like “Randy Winn is not the third-best Giant at hitting, and he shouldn’t be a starter, much less the third place hitter”)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

does that include all the posts that have those four words in them though, not necessarily in order?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m getting the feeling that the search engine isn’t completely optimized. Some of these results really do seem very low to me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sometimes it seems to be wrong. Just wrong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Search+Engine

6 Stories
0 FanPosts
0 FanShots
22 Comments

"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009

by Lyle on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

3rd+starter+at+best

3 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you do it without the +’s you get more good results, but also many more bad ones.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

san+francisco+giant

Stories (967)
FanPosts (1,106)
FanShots (217)
Comments (1,473)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That’s a lot of double plays!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

GIDP

Stories (15)
FanPosts (141)
FanShots (1)
Comments (1,592)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Judy Steffes

FanPosts (5)
FanShots (1)
Comments (157)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hi Judy!

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Slump+Buster:

1 Story
42 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Damon+Bruce+Go+Fuck+Yourself:

7 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

DBGFY, from now on as far as I’m concerned.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lasagna:

McCoveyChronicles: 83 Comments
True Blue LA: Zilch

I just have to assume that they ate them all over there.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

GRM

FanShots (2)
Comments (406)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

TWWMS:

4 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Zombies

1 story, 1 fanpost, 285 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Vampires

3 stories, 2 fanposts, 100 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sea monsters

1 fanpost, 6 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Werewolves

7 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Honestly, on the list of Things That I Would Hate About Twilight If I Read The Books Or Saw The Movies, from what I hear that would not be remotely near the top.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I actually didn’t care about that so much. “Here’s a twist on that sunlight thing” doesn’t bug me.

The antifeminism does bug me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have very little idea about anything Twilight

But I am a bit curious about this antifeminism thing.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, Bella is just a really awful character. Everything single she does is a step backward for the gender.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And Edward is basically an abusive boyfriend and it’s presented as charming and romantic.

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Edward: HI I WAS JUST BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND WATCHING YOU SLEEP

Bella: Oh hi. /twirls hair

/Edward and Bella dry-hump

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like one of my dates.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your dates break into your house and you twirl your hair for them?

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, it’s not always my hair.

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HEY-O

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I attribute it to the background of the author.

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, she is a Moron.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait, I misspelled that.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, it works.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

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Yes, the capitalization was unnecessary.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ITS MORON GODDAMIT

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MORAN

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know

I think moron is pretty harsh. I’m no fan of the series by any stretch of the imagination. But I still don’t think she’s a moron.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps. I mean, I don’t know her personally. I just really hate the series.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you mean moron, or something else?

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Having spent many many years on an atheist/agnostic forum I have a hell of a time correctly spelling mormon and baptist; which there, more often than not were spelled moron and batpiss. To this day I have to be very very careful with those two words.

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I’m laughing at that second one (no offense to anybody).

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think they both started out as someones typos, and the misspellings were ever so much more fun than the right spellings, that they stuck.

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was also being flip. I considered not making the comment because it’s playing rather unfairly on the spellings of Mormon / Moron, and that’s walking a very fine line between making a harmless joke and implying that the two have something to do with each other. Which they don’t. Absolutely and undeniably.

But really it was just a spelling joke. Fueled by my powerful hatred for Twilight.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just checking. I was actually referring to her religious background (Mormon) as the source of the antifeminism – I know some people play with the spelling.

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I figured as much

You’re one of the few people who I actually would be surprised to see making such silly generalizations.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Probably

That’s actually why I was curious.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Clearly we are behind on our popular monsters.

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Fast zombies: 18 comments
Slow zombies: 12 comments

We have a winner!

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Boo.

Slow zombies ftw!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
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Slow zombies, I say!

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Fast zombies

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Blast!

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BORK

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sex

its now 1009

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75+Word:

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BEAT LA

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"obama" by user "wilriv"

59 comments

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lucy+liu

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roselyn+sanchez

11 comments!

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asian

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si

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brother

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Boricua

66 comments

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ladies

120 comments

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Jessica Alba

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Come on people, this isn’t good enough.

"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009

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Salma Hayek
23 comments

/cancels account

"It's too late now."

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Your signature works really well with this.

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"He-a vun’t pley unteel he-a gets sume-a mejur leegooe-a ixpereeence-a."

by El Person on Oct 31, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

All of the search terms I was using was only with wilriv as the user.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oddly enough, there seem to be 17 (now 18) non-wilriv instances of the word Boricua (83 – now 84 – total).

I wouldn’t have guessed.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Toe the rubber- 31 by wilriv

All 1 fan post/ 171 comments

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

edgardo+renteria by wilriv

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this thing claims

wilriv has only said the+City 4 times, I call shenanigans.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I tried just "city"

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Got the same using exact phrase power search

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ve been using power search “find exact phrase” option

I R 5

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"rashida+jones" by user "Natto"

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Dirty Sanchez

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Bonds stands alone.

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…and more than a few images!

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Schwing

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Mjolnir

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If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

However, 0 results for sexy+panda.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also 0 for sexy+howtheyscored.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

/wasn’t going to say anything

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by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think you’re doing it wrong.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, Natto was doing it right.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s the twirl.

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sexy+natto

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

…By you. Yesterday. Specifically to return a result for this thread.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

THE RESULTS DON’T LIE

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jporny: 79 comments
jprony: 17 comments

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jprawny: 6 comments

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its+a+trap: 44 comments

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It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

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grant+sucks

3 comments

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phrase: "grant was right"

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"It's too late now."

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clank

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pus

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Somebody stop me.

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STOP

Or not.

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No

I demand you continue.

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semen

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mucus

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saliva

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tears

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blood

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smegma

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plasma

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santorum

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phlegm

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

(you left out sweat)

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by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was going to do it. You should have taken that.

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I know better than to stand in the way of genius.

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by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

queef

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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sweat

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Comments (433)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

flatulance

19 comments

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

butt

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

crotch

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

penis

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nose

Stories (41)
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Comments (684)

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Penes

14 Comments

8 of them are mine.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wiener

1 story, 1 fanpost, 1 fanshot, 36 comments

weiner
0 stories, 1 fanpost, 1 fanshot, 50 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

dick

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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boner:

1 Story (?)
1 FanPost
1 FanShot
266 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only appropriate, considering the screw-up meaning of boner came into the language thanks to Merkle’s Boner.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Check out where the word “boner” comes up in the Story hit.

LOLTAGS

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

boner on Purple Row

2 comments.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

26 of those comments are mine!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whoa

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

800 FanShots! Amirite!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sssssssssssssssomeboday stop me!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin’!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, feces doesn’t hold a candle to those others.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

stinks

Stories (2,414)
FanPosts (1,084)
FanShots (100)
Comments (20,332)

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

east+coast+bias

FanPosts (4)
Comments (116)

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Whoa, bullets!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bang
bang

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

/dodges them

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

AHHH WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, it’s not mine. That’s for sure. I dodged those bullets.

But when I’m ready, I won’t have to.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bang
bang

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You missed and hit sfoakbay.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He wasn't aiming for you

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

This sounds like the Keith Hernandez episode on Seinfeld.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

AHHH WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I CAN DODGE THEM

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TNWSS

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bengie+slow 20
Randy+Wynn 28

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’d do Wynn and unrated, but I’m late for class…

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

28

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 27, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bender Bending Rodriguez

1 comment

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Some of these numbers seem a bit fishy...

I wonder if the search doesn’t look through everything for some reason

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

billy+mays

1 Fanpost
2 Fanshots
212 comments

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

how dare you

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nashville+skyline: 22 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

lol fangirl

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I created a monster.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

monster

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are the king of OT posts, imo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

BORK UNF UNF BORK BORK NOM NOM BORK BORK FUCK SHIT COCK BALLS NOM NOM BORK

Two comments.

by Grant on Oct 27, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Grant wins the thread.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Suck up

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ve gotta watch my back. Don’t wanna get banned like everyone else!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck you sabean 17 comments

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 27, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

grab+some+pine+meat: 4 fanposts, 119 comments. Really, that’s all?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

i think those long phrases might not show up as much as they should.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

/soils self -24

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

PIE

25 stories
1632 comments

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

CAKE

6 Stories
38 FanPosts
5 FanShots
1,280 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

YOU LOSE!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

this is solid evidence that pie>cake

by sfoakbay on Oct 30, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OBP

181 stories
5951 comments

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

TAGSNG

I expected more, but 49 Comments

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

TakeAGiantStepNGo

14 Fanposts , 63 comments. The funny part is that only 10 of those comments are actually from this guy.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMG

17 stories
2755 comments

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Steve Holm:

21 Stories
105 FanPosts (WTF?)
3 FanShots
549 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh wait, that's unofficial

I forgot the + thingy.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

21 Stories
60 FanPosts (WTF?)
3 Fanshots
516 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MCC <3 STEVE HOLM

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Steve Holm >>>>>> Eli Whiteside DAMMIT.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can only conclude. . .

. . . that we’re a weird bunch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

(how much proof did you really need?)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, it was kinda obvious.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Antidisestablishmentarianism

1 Comment

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

THE BEES

7 Stories
45 FanPosts
1 FanShots
584 Comments

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

BEADS

1 Stories
1 Fanposts
0 Fanshots
52 Comments

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 29, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ANAL+BEADS:

1 Comment (from Vic Frank, no less)

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

nerds

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

1000000 comments

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

gay+nerd

3 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

without the + sign

10 comments. 4 from noted fan favorite poster honkytonkbbw.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

only straight people understand casablanca!

DUH

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He meant it the other way around, actually.

Which is weird, because it’s only the most popular movie ever made.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh

you get the point

by sfoakbay on Oct 28, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zito Music

3 Stories
6 FanPosts
2 FanShots
18 Comments

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Fred+Lewis

Stories: 116
Fanposts: 393
Fanshots: 17
Comments: 3,258

We talk wayyy too much about this guy

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL FRED!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt+Downs

Stories: 37
Fanposts: 107
Fanshots: 4
Comments: 372

not bad for a 3A utility infielder

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Oct 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

adoptees face off

Henry+Sosa
stories: 28
fanposts: 164
fanshots: 3
comments: 420

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Oct 27, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t dare search for Tim Alderson or Freddy Sanchez.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aaron King

Stories: 21
Fanposts: 45
Fanshots: 1
Comments: 70

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Romo

50 Stories
265 FanPosts
12 FanShots
2,046 Comments

My boy is popular!

"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009

by Lyle on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Loree has a “slashie” of 21/28/26

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Romosexual

Fanposts (1)
Comments (159)

That seems low.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Velezbian

Comments (90)

Also seems low.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Clayton Tanner

    * Stories (35)
    * FanPosts (146)
    * FanShots (1)
    * Comments (200)

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

classy + winn
4 fanposts
184 comments

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Frank Gore

Stories (3)
FanPosts (3)
Comments (86)

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Al+Gore- 67

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

OGC

3 FanPosts
137 Comments

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

too+old

8/17/1/316

too old for walrusman- 1

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

not young enough- 9/5/1/194

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SLASH LINE

by sfoakbay on Oct 28, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sarchasm

Stories (1)
Fanshots (1)
Comments (435)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 9:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

moneyball

Stories (9)
Fanposts (24)
Fanshots (6)
Commens (398)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ugly

Stories (61)
FanPosts (86)
FanShots (8)
Comments (1,740)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

but how many are references to Randy Johnson?

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/27/1103722/fun-with-the-mcc-search-function#23455727

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oops

missed that

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

clutch

Stories (39)
FanPosts (76)
FanShots (4)
Comments (2,050)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

gamer

Stories (20)
Fanposts (79)
Fanshots (37)
Commens (8,940)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

rosterbate

Stories (39)
Fanposts (17)
Fanshots (6)
Commens (298)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

6 for howtheyscored
11 for Grant

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

STEVE HOLT

Stories (2)
FanPosts (2)
Comments (80)

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Tried “is White” and “is black”

Can’t be right

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Strasburg

Stories (3)
Fanposts (23)
Fanshots (8)
Comments (476)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LOLcat

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The search function is a lie

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 29, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That doesn’t take into account actual lolcats.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SWOOP

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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 29, 2009 9:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Nipples! 137

How could you miss that!

Funny because I hadn’t seen this post until just now, but honestly, less than 5 minutes ago I was just searching something and said: “Huh, 137 posts about nipples, how incredibly exciting”. True story.

Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!

by cybermaldonado on Oct 29, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My nipples get hard when you sneeze.

/looses_inner_monologue

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

dustin+ackley+cocaine

13 comments—seems low

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

14 if you count the clueless druggie idiot who spelled it “coccaine.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Without the plusses, it’s 34 comments. 10 for dustin ackley drugs, 2 for dustin ackley crack, 2 for dustin ackley smuggler, 1 for dustin ackley terrorist.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I knew his drug problem was bigger than my query revealed.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

valtrex-27 comments (99 with in MLB sites, Twinkietown has 20)

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I assume most of that is our favorite spambot, Xanthan.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I do have to appreciate the turnout for butt+pee

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

we make the phones ring

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"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 30, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WalrusMan+Kids: 177 comments
Cookyman+Sad: 37 comments

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, an cheno+markin+valdez: 1 comment!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Merkin, even,

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Howry+[variation of “walkoff”]: 4, 11, 57

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs