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Fun with the MCC Search Function

I thought it would be amusing to see how often certain terms come up on MCC. So, here goes:

Purple+Row: 2 Stories, 3 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 243 comments

Kim+Batiste: 1 Story, 4 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 74 comments

Butt+Pee: 1 Fanpost, 392 Comments

Nasty+Shit: 1 Fanpost, 101 Comments

Rectum+face: 1 Story, 2 Fanposts, 4 Fanshots, 153 comments

Suck+It+Russell+Martin: 2 Stories, 3 Fanshots, 192 comments

Taco+Truck: 33 comments

Leonard+Cohen: 2 Fanposts, 39 comments

Bob+Dylan: 1 Story, 1 Fanpost, 77 comments

Nick+Cave: 50 comments

Uighur: 1 Fanshot, 9 comments / Uyghur: 6 comments

Simpsons: 4 stories, 14 fanposts, 1 fanshot, 588 comments

Maybe this is only funny to me, but if not: what else can you find that we've discussed a disproportionate number of times?

This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.

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Your suck it russell martin numbers seem low to me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

People must make a lot of typos or something. I could write suck it russell martin 192 times in an hour.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seemed low to me too, but there you are.

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by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I do “Suck it Russell Martin” in quotations, I get 7 stories, 5 FanPosts, 5 FanShots and 798 comments.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using quote marks doesn’t actually do anything on SBN search engine – plus marks do the equivalent. So that’s probably every time all four words have shown up in the same comment/whatever.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And some of us often use the shorter “Suck it Martin”

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a search for “SIRM” finds 17 comments.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it can't be right

google search:
“suck it russell martin” site:www.mccoveychronicles.com
Results 1 – 10 of about 1,930 from www.mccoveychronicles.com for “suck it russell martin”. (0.28 seconds)

Admittedly, it seems that Stuttering John Tamargo has “Suck It Russell Martin” in his signature, so that would inflate the totals. But those 1930 results are pages, not individual comments — and surely some threads have had more than one instance of “Suck It Russell Martin.” So it seems way too low to me. But I’m at a loss as to why the SBN search would be undercounting.

by taliesin on Oct 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s what the government doesn’t want us to know about 10/30.

by TheLetter2 on Oct 30, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

poo: 3 Stories, 9 Fanposts, 579 Comments

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Blownitez: 13 Fanposts, 275 Comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pokemon: 4 Fanposts, 3 Fanshots, 327 Comments

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Pokemonz: 104 Comments.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

pokemon!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome, but they didn’t evolve them properly!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many of those Nick Cave comments are me?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

30. Probably a lower ratio than Kim Batiste comments from me.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Cave is old news anyway...

Wow, zero comments including the words “Wayne Coyne”, I’ma have to fix that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone

went to treasure island?

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s completely fucked up my last.fm, i’ll tell you that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should have a last.fm post sometime.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still trying to get into Embryonic. What’s your favorite album?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s changed a lot this week as I’ve made my way through the discog a few times, but I’m going with a top five of The Soft Bulletin, Transmissions from the Satellite Heart, Hit to Death in the Future Head, Embyronic and Yoshimi.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just start listening to them post Treasure Island? Soft Bulletin is great

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d listened to them a decent amount beforehand but they were sort of a band that I enjoyed but wasn’t particularly invested in.

SUDDENLY

EVERYTHING HAS CHAAAANGED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they do a lot of Embryonic stuff at the show? I haven’t seen them for a few years.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did Convinced of the Hex and Silver Trembling Hands off of it. I would have liked to see a few more songs, but those are two of my favorites. They actually did more Mystics material than I would have expected (The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song and The W.A.N.D. – ok, Pompeii am Gotterdammerung – awesome, Vein of Stars – WTF??)

It was a pretty balanced setlist, I think (when you consider that Wayne probably can’t do a lot of the really early stuff anymore.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know Zito and his band covered She Don’t Use Jelly at that K’s for Troops benefit?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I gotta see/hear that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soft Bulletin is on my personal list of 10 (or so) greatest albums ever. Well, I don’t actually have such a list, but if I did, Soft Bulletin would be on it.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got such a list and it’s threatening to sneak into the top 10. But I kind of want to wait, like, a week or two to make sure I’m not just overreacting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Waiting For Superman” (The Remix version, last song on the album) is one of my all-time favorite songs.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 29, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love both...

…and I love how the remix serves as a reprise at the end of the album. The song works so perfectly as both centerpiece and coda.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 29, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda hate the US tracklisting, but I’m not a big fan of remixes. I much prefer the special edition tracklisting (UK + spiderbite song and buggin’ at the end). It’s the one the band apparently intended, anyway!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 29, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no love

for clouds taste metallic??

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Realize that I’m at the point in my fangirlism where I think every album from In a Priest Driven Ambulance to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots is at least a 9/10 and that the rest aren’t that much lower rated than that. :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

late 80s indie ain’t my dig and that’s pretty much what their stuff was pre priest driven

a very acceptible band to be that in love with.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, honestly I wasn’t that into Hear it Is or Telepathic Surgery, but I enjoyed Oh My Gawd!!! a lot. Especially One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

i enjoy oh my gawd from time to time

that one was fun which is the thing i most like about them. They always sound like they’re enjoying themselves and on stuff especially like telepathic was no fun.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a soft spot for the first EP, in particular “My Own Planet”. I first saw them live back around that time (at the I-Beam, if memory can be trusted).

I still find it pretty amazing that the same group recorded both “My Own Planet” and “Waiting for Superman”, which are about as different in outlook as they are musically.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda hate Mark’s voice but the EP was not as bad as I was expecting it to be. My Own Planet is a great song, as is the first one on there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

first saw them live back around that time (at the I-Beam, if memory can be trusted)

Maybe the Berkeley Square? We saw them there cr 85. I rememner the double-neck SG (ala Page). Mark was still in the band I think.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably more like 86/87. I don’t think Mark was there and I’m pretty sure they played “Hear It Is” material like “With You”.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No love for Zaireeka?

I went to see one of their boombox performances, back in the day. Mighty strange it was, too.

My top two Flaming Lips records match yours, I think, you.

In related news, IIRC at least two ‘Nick Cave’ s are mine

by bobnothing on Oct 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that’s the only one I haven’t actually listened to yet. I’m all like “BUT I CAN’T JUST LISTEN TO AN MP3 OF ALL FOUR DISCS MERGED TOGETHER THAT’S NOT HOW WAYNE MEANT FOR IT TO BE LISTENED TO!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

i’m jealous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zaireeka is bad ass. I wish I had gotten to see a boombox performance. It’s definitely worth taking the time to set up four sound systems to experience it properly. I also found it fun setting them all up in my friend’s living room and trying to get them all synched at the beginning of each song.

Have you ever listened to Yoshimi or Soft Bulletin in surround sound? I had the pleasure of hearing a few songs from Yoshimi on a really nice 5.1 setup in a recording studio. It’s actually kind of creepy… no matter which way you turn your head, there’s always some weird sound coming from right behind you.

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FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting into Embryonic now… it took a few listens. You can hear the influence of Christmas On Mars on that album, as horror-movie elements definitely creep into the songs. I like that, personally. Overall, I don’t think it’s nearly as good as what I consider their “big three” (Clouds Taste Metallic, Soft Bulletin, Yoshimi), which are the only three with Steve Drozd on drums and Dave Fridmann producing. I think Embryonic is considerably better than At War With the Mystics, which I didn’t like so much.

Also, Wayne Coyne never mentioned on this site? That can’t be, I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned him on one of the music threads. I do not believe the McC search function.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the words Wayne+Coyne had never been mentioned on this site before.

A TRAVESTY.

I took a long time before I listened to Mystics because I thought it was going to suck and it’s got a lot of mediocre songs on it, but it also has some fantastic ones (My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion, Mr. Ambulance Driver, The W.A.N.D., Goin’ On and I like the Yeah Yeah Yeah Song, tbh.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg

I forgot Pompeii Am Gotterdammerung and that’s like the best song on the whole album.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion and Pompeii, but those are the only two, really. The WAND is alright, and I kind of like Fanatical, but the rest are pretty much meh. The YYY song would be much better without that talk box (or at least mix it lower for Pete’s sake), and the “uh-huh uh-huh” in Goin’ On kind of bugs me, though I do like the verses.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wayne’s vocals are really, really good on YYY, for some reason. And The WAND is just badass, imo. But I can get not digging it. It’s probably my least favorite “modern-era” Lips album, anyway (I like it more than Hear it Is and Telepathic Surgery, but nothing else.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like YYY live, i think it’s always done really well and has a lot of energy.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this, actually. I enjoy it a lot live, I just don’t like the album take so much.

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FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 29, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just searched for Coyne, and the first response was from this thread.

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by groug on Oct 28, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wayne coyne wayne coyne wayne coyne

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop thinking about Wayne Coyne.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, right?

I’m not sure if you saw Edward Sharpe but they kinda killed it as did The Walkmen later on.

But ya I’ve been listening to far too much flaming lips since then.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edward Sharpe impressed the hell out of me, I downloaded their album but I haven’t gotten around to listening yet because lol Wayne Coyne.

I actually thought every band I saw was great except Spiral Stairs who were disappointingly meh. And Grizzly Bear are probably better in a more intimate setting (though they were still good at Treasure Island). But everything else was awesome (I only got to see a bit of the Walkmen because I was exhausted and needed to sit down at that point and I missed YLT so I could be near the stage for the Lips.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya i was super pissed

that i had to miss YLT but pushing through that crowd got impossible.

The smiley girl from Edward Sharpe sounds just as good on the album and it’s actually pretty solid albeit simple.

I’ll agree that the spiral stairs were out of place but i was pretty close for Grizzly bear and I thought they killed it. Beirut and Decemberists really didn’t do anything for me, especially since the Decemberists stuck to that awful hazards of love. Also hiding the original female member and taking away her vocals sucks. But ya, an overwhelmingly good festival.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Grizzly Bear were good, I just thought they were even better when I saw them at The Fillmore back in June.

I actually enjoyed The Decemberists even though I’m not a big fan of The Hazards of Love. The little video thing they had going in the background was pointless though, they should have done the same thing they did for the earlier bands on that stage.

Nothing is as epic as the Wayne’s mouth-cam though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

mouthcam > anyothercam

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between jcb9 (10 comments) and me (8 comments), we’re responsible for half the Neko Case references on this site.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m also responsible for 14 of 26 mentions of Jenny Lewis.

Y’all must think I’m some sort of weird red-headed-women-of-indie-rock fetishist.

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The restraining orders don’t lie.

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys have good taste.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 27, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not the weirdest fetish I’ve ever heard of or had myself.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned: 10 Stories, 33 FanPosts, 5 FanShots, 2,606 Comments

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s amazing that we’ve banned over 2000 members and we’re still such an active community.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the beauty of Yahoo.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Band: 28 Stories, 50 fanposts, 8 fanshots, 2289 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD: 1 Story, 4,443 comments
GTFO: 286 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownads: 1 FanPost, 351 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Pee+hands: 2 Stories, 6 Fanposts, 169 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS;

2 Stories, 0 Fanposts, 0 Fanshots, 1,694 Comments

:/

by quincy0191 on Oct 27, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurelia:

7 FanPosts, 203 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Benji+Molina: 3 stories, 9 fanposts, 69 comments

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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, same time! Yours is higher, though.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid to do Lowery. 100-billion comments!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benjie+Molina:

3 STORIES!
9 FanPosts
69 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s weird. Using the e at the end of Benjie brings up regular old Benji results.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol 2007 Grant

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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck : 6 stories, 68 fanposts, 18272 comments (half of them by jponry i think)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

1,216 comments and 2 stories from me with the eff werd

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by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 326 fucks from me. Fuck. I got owned.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

total comments in all of MLB sbnations sites : 144,515

We’re responsible for over 10% of them!

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by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 5 FanPosts and 340 comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, you have way more comments with the eff word in them than I have comments total. Also, what’s with the “joined” date in the user profile? Mine recently changed from 2006 to 2008. Weird.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah on top is the date when you rejoined after the SBN Make-over. If you go to the bottom of your user profile you should still see your original 2006 date, at least that’s the way mine is… it’s inside the little McC graphic in the memberships section.

by Merope on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row —

fuck : 0 stories, 0 fanposts, 0 fanshots, 51 comments. Congrats Jponry for owning all of purple row.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

602 fuck (now 603) comments

1 fuck fanshot which gets tagged because I wrote “Scott Boras is a fucking turd…” lol

of course, that doesn’t include all of the STFDs in which I have 121 comments.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

bondslegend: 1,278

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

406 for me. Yeahhhh

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on Oct 27, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

102 effs for me

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

203 (now 204). Fuck yeah.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did my job

I’ve got 1 fanpost, 1 fanshot, and 303 comments.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.

by marcello on Oct 28, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Four comments from me… but I used the word in various forms seven times in this one comment

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 28, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've only dropped the f bomb 40 times

but I bet there are a lot more if I searched for f-er and f-ing

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL: 18 stories, 25 FanPosts, 31 Fanshots, 18,821 Comments
LOL+FRED: 109 comments

OH MY GAWD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL + Fred

That’s cosmic or karmic or comic or something

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

KFred: 70 comments
K+Fred: 1 Fanpost, 42 comments

:(

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mindblown

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,
Mind Blown

    * Stories (7)
    * FanPosts (5)
    * FanShots (2)
    * Comments (102)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL + Dodgers gives us 5 stories, 3 Fanposts, 6 Fanshots, and 270 comments, WE CAN DO BETTER PEOPLE

Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?

by TexasRanger on Oct 28, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The+Ugly+Randy+Johnson

3 Stories
10 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop: 6 stories, 5 fanposts, 736 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

grougthink: 1 fanpost, 55 comments
groudthink: 18 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants: 2112 Stories, 4733 fanposts, 928 fanshots, 127,415 Comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RUSH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s strange considering this is a fansite for food.

by quincy0191 on Oct 27, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rush: 47 stories, 46 FP, 6 FS, 1828 comments (ok probably not all of them mean Rush in the band sense)
Rush+Sucks: 1 FP, 44 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Rush+Rules: 4 comments

WE WIN!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Kevin Frandsen, come back!

by WalrusMan on Oct 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thighler:

8 FanPosts
335 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT: 1 story, 133 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame+Grant: 84 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Firefly+Reference:

69 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh

“Firefly”

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/watches clips from Fillion’s Firefly reference on last night’s episode of Castle again

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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was hilarious. And awesome.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 28, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beer: 14 stories, 91 fanposts, 17 fanshots, 2,925 comments
Lunch: 21 stories, 17 fanposts, 5 fanshots, 869 comments
Dinner: 12 stories, 23 fanposts, 3 fanshots, 1,164 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

109: 9 stories, 72 fanposts, 5 fanshots, 1604 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

pineapple: 1 fanshot, 99 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Durian

36 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeay

Smells like putrified crap, tastes like almond extract, but better!

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So durian is almonds that have been extracted from poo?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Durian farmers say it smells like angels’ feet.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pity the beast that attempts to pass a durian.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like durian. I’d compare the smell more to garlic and onions, but with a custardy texture.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not encouraged that the smell has a texture.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

The taste.

The smell isn’t good, but I don’t think it’s as bad as some people say.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how pungent it is.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did misspell it in a comment yesterday, so an even 100.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

lolineup: 1 fanshot, 273 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish+Him: 2 Fanposts, 2,976 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Finnish+Hymn: 115 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

TINSTAAPP

1 Story (??)
4 FanPosts
1 FanShot
77 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The story’s from 2005, about The Fall of Jerome Williams. LOL the first comment:

I knew we were on borrowed time with Bonds and Schmidt with either one sufffering a career ender at any moment. Benitez seemed like a surer thing, but even he has always been a little suspect for a variety of reasons.

Yep.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kim+Batiste: 1 Story, 4 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 74 comments

Kim+Batiste+jcb9: 5 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 46 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Two of those comments aren’t actually mine, I’ll have you know!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

good+grief

1 story
1 Fanpost
145 comments

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants+Brass

7 stories, 16 fanposts, 4 fanshots, 2,023 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

GINATS

Stories (1)
FanPosts (4)
FanShots (4)
Comments (331)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Braz: 28 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bratz: 10 comments

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

U R 5

133 comments

It’s funny because the original phrase was “You are 5.” We are lazy people.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

UR LZY PPL

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was “You guys are all 5”

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 28, 2009 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, something like that.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

McPenisbutter: 4 fanposts, 58 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN FOR FIELDER

FanPosts (8)
FanShots (3)
Comments (116)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

CANE 4 FELDER

1 FanPost, 7 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

bighead: 1 story, 3 fanposts, 1 fanshots, 73 comments

boulder+skull: 80 comments

boulder+head: 1 fanpost, 11 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

bighead strikes again: 2 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both by Cookyman!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail: 9,856 comments (not including FAIL-related pics)

"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."

by Kitspool on Oct 27, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

PEDOPHILE

FanPosts (2)
Comments (59)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lolineup

FanShots (1)
Comments (273)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck me

this one has been done

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck+me

FanPosts (1)
FanShots
Comments (161)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juggernate

Stories (1)
FanPosts (4)
FanShots (2)
Comments (520)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

many+bothans

FanPosts (1)
FanShots
Comments (30)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

just 'Bothans'

FanPosts (2)
FanShots
Comments (181)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mon+Mothma

1 fanpost, 34 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

only 2?
that can’t be right…
I call shenanigans on the search function.

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrugs

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think “hoth bothan boning” is the actual quote.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 28, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Winnipeg

1 FanPost, 3 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

gentleman+caller

22 Comments

What other blog do you think has even ONE gentleman caller comment?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Oct 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i tried to find Third+starter+at+best and third+starter at+best but I only got 1 and 8 respectively, which I feel like isn’t right.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

For third starter at best, I got Stories (60), FanPosts (87), FanShots, Comments (154)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But a lot of those are just posts that have those words in some random order (like “Randy Winn is not the third-best Giant at hitting, and he shouldn’t be a starter, much less the third place hitter”)

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

does that include all the posts that have those four words in them though, not necessarily in order?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m getting the feeling that the search engine isn’t completely optimized. Some of these results really do seem very low to me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes it seems to be wrong. Just wrong.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Search+Engine

6 Stories
0 FanPosts
0 FanShots
22 Comments

"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009

by Lyle on Oct 28, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

3rd+starter+at+best

3 comments

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you do it without the +’s you get more good results, but also many more bad ones.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

san+francisco+giant

Stories (967)
FanPosts (1,106)
FanShots (217)
Comments (1,473)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a lot of double plays!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP

Stories (15)
FanPosts (141)
FanShots (1)
Comments (1,592)

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judy Steffes

FanPosts (5)
FanShots (1)
Comments (157)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Slump+Buster:

1 Story
42 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damon+Bruce+Go+Fuck+Yourself:

7 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DBGFY, from now on as far as I’m concerned.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lasagna:

McCoveyChronicles: 83 Comments
True Blue LA: Zilch

I just have to assume that they ate them all over there.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GRM

FanShots (2)
Comments (406)

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TWWMS:

4 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Zombies

1 story, 1 fanpost, 285 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Vampires

3 stories, 2 fanposts, 100 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sea monsters

1 fanpost, 6 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werewolves

7 comments

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, on the list of Things That I Would Hate About Twilight If I Read The Books Or Saw The Movies, from what I hear that would not be remotely near the top.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually didn’t care about that so much. “Here’s a twist on that sunlight thing” doesn’t bug me.

The antifeminism does bug me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have very little idea about anything Twilight

But I am a bit curious about this antifeminism thing.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Bella is just a really awful character. Everything single she does is a step backward for the gender.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Edward is basically an abusive boyfriend and it’s presented as charming and romantic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edward: HI I WAS JUST BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND WATCHING YOU SLEEP

Bella: Oh hi. /twirls hair

/Edward and Bella dry-hump

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like one of my dates.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your dates break into your house and you twirl your hair for them?

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not always my hair.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY-O

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

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by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I attribute it to the background of the author.

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she is a Moron.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I misspelled that.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it works.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the capitalization was unnecessary.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think moron is pretty harsh. I’m no fan of the series by any stretch of the imagination. But I still don’t think she’s a moron.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps. I mean, I don’t know her personally. I just really hate the series.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you mean moron, or something else?

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having spent many many years on an atheist/agnostic forum I have a hell of a time correctly spelling mormon and baptist; which there, more often than not were spelled moron and batpiss. To this day I have to be very very careful with those two words.

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m laughing at that second one (no offense to anybody).

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they both started out as someones typos, and the misspellings were ever so much more fun than the right spellings, that they stuck.

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was also being flip. I considered not making the comment because it’s playing rather unfairly on the spellings of Mormon / Moron, and that’s walking a very fine line between making a harmless joke and implying that the two have something to do with each other. Which they don’t. Absolutely and undeniably.

But really it was just a spelling joke. Fueled by my powerful hatred for Twilight.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking. I was actually referring to her religious background (Mormon) as the source of the antifeminism – I know some people play with the spelling.

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured as much

You’re one of the few people who I actually would be surprised to see making such silly generalizations.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

That’s actually why I was curious.

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by thehavenot on Oct 27, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly we are behind on our popular monsters.

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Fast zombies: 18 comments
Slow zombies: 12 comments

We have a winner!

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Boo.

Slow zombies ftw!

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BORK

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75+Word:

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BEAT LA

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"obama" by user "wilriv"

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lucy+liu

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roselyn+sanchez

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asian

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

si

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brother

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Boricua

66 comments

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ladies

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Jessica Alba

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Come on people, this isn’t good enough.

"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009

by Lyle on Oct 28, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of the search terms I was using was only with wilriv as the user.

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, there seem to be 17 (now 18) non-wilriv instances of the word Boricua (83 – now 84 – total).

I wouldn’t have guessed.

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by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toe the rubber- 31 by wilriv

All 1 fan post/ 171 comments

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

edgardo+renteria by wilriv

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

this thing claims

wilriv has only said the+City 4 times, I call shenanigans.

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by jponry on Oct 28, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried just "city"

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got the same using exact phrase power search

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been using power search “find exact phrase” option

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

"rashida+jones" by user "Natto"

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Dirty Sanchez

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…and more than a few images!

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Schwing

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Mjolnir

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If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

However, 0 results for sexy+panda.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also 0 for sexy+howtheyscored.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wasn’t going to say anything

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by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re doing it wrong.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Natto was doing it right.

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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the twirl.

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

sexy+natto

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

…By you. Yesterday. Specifically to return a result for this thread.

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THE RESULTS DON’T LIE

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by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

jporny: 79 comments
jprony: 17 comments

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its+a+trap: 44 comments

its+a+tarp:17 comments

It's spelled "T-A-K-O-T-U-E-S-D-A-Y-S-!-!-!."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

grant+sucks

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

phrase: "grant was right"

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"It's too late now."

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clank

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by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fart

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vomit

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urine

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feces

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pee

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barf

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bile

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pus

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody stop me.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP

Or not.

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by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I demand you continue.

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semen

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mucus

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saliva

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tears

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blood

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smegma

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plasma

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santorum

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phlegm

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

(you left out sweat)

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by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to do it. You should have taken that.

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by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know better than to stand in the way of genius.

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queef

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sweat

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flatulance

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butt

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crotch

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penis

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nose

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Penes

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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiener

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weiner
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dick

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Boner:

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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only appropriate, considering the screw-up meaning of boner came into the language thanks to Merkle’s Boner.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out where the word “boner” comes up in the Story hit.

LOLTAGS

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

boner on Purple Row

2 comments.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

26 of those comments are mine!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

800 FanShots! Amirite!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sssssssssssssssomeboday stop me!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin’!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, feces doesn’t hold a candle to those others.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

stinks

Stories (2,414)
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Comments (20,332)

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

east+coast+bias
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I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, bullets!

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

  • bang
  • bang

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dodges them

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHH WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s not mine. That’s for sure. I dodged those bullets.

But when I’m ready, I won’t have to.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed and hit sfoakbay.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't aiming for you

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like the Keith Hernandez episode on Seinfeld.

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHH WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER SCREEN

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN DODGE THEM

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNWSS

If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.

by esseffgeez on Oct 27, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie+slow 20
Randy+Wynn 28

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 27, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d do Wynn and unrated, but I’m late for class…

by Merope on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bender Bending Rodriguez

1 comment

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Some of these numbers seem a bit fishy...

I wonder if the search doesn’t look through everything for some reason

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

billy+mays

1 Fanpost
2 Fanshots
212 comments

by sfoakbay on Oct 27, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

how dare you

Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."

Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!

by natteringnabob on Oct 28, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

nashville+skyline: 22 comments

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol fangirl

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I created a monster.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

monster

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Comments (922)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the king of OT posts, imo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK UNF UNF BORK BORK NOM NOM BORK BORK FUCK SHIT COCK BALLS NOM NOM BORK

Two comments.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 27, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant wins the thread.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck up

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve gotta watch my back. Don’t wanna get banned like everyone else!!!!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you sabean 17 comments

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 27, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

grab+some+pine+meat: 4 fanposts, 119 comments. Really, that’s all?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 27, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i think those long phrases might not show up as much as they should.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIE

25 stories
1632 comments

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

CAKE

6 Stories
38 FanPosts
5 FanShots
1,280 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU LOSE!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP

181 stories
5951 comments

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TAGSNG

I expected more, but 49 Comments

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TakeAGiantStepNGo

14 Fanposts , 63 comments. The funny part is that only 10 of those comments are actually from this guy.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

17 stories
2755 comments

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Holm:

21 Stories
105 FanPosts (WTF?)
3 FanShots
549 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wait, that's unofficial

I forgot the + thingy.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

21 Stories
60 FanPosts (WTF?)
3 Fanshots
516 Comments

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Holm >>>>>> Eli Whiteside DAMMIT.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only conclude. . .

. . . that we’re a weird bunch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

(how much proof did you really need?)

by KrazyKrabMeat on Oct 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was kinda obvious.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Antidisestablishmentarianism

1 Comment

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BEES

7 Stories
45 FanPosts
1 FanShots
584 Comments

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

BEADS

1 Stories
1 Fanposts
0 Fanshots
52 Comments

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 29, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

ANAL+BEADS:

1 Comment (from Vic Frank, no less)

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

nerds

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

1000000 comments

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

gay+nerd

3 comments

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

without the + sign

10 comments. 4 from noted fan favorite poster honkytonkbbw.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant it the other way around, actually.

Which is weird, because it’s only the most popular movie ever made.

HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?

:-) :-) :-)

by Cookyman on Oct 28, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito Music

3 Stories
6 FanPosts
2 FanShots
18 Comments

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred+Lewis

Stories: 116
Fanposts: 393
Fanshots: 17
Comments: 3,258

We talk wayyy too much about this guy

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRED!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt+Downs

Stories: 37
Fanposts: 107
Fanshots: 4
Comments: 372

not bad for a 3A utility infielder

My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!

by nvsfg on Oct 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

adoptees face off

Henry+Sosa
stories: 28
fanposts: 164
fanshots: 3
comments: 420

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Oct 27, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t dare search for Tim Alderson or Freddy Sanchez.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron King

Stories: 21
Fanposts: 45
Fanshots: 1
Comments: 70

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo

50 Stories
265 FanPosts
12 FanShots
2,046 Comments

My boy is popular!

"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009

by Lyle on Oct 28, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loree has a “slashie” of 21/28/26

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Romosexual

Fanposts (1)
Comments (159)

That seems low.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Velezbian

Comments (90)

Also seems low.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Tanner

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"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

classy + winn
4 fanposts
184 comments

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 29, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Gore

Stories (3)
FanPosts (3)
Comments (86)

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OGC

3 FanPosts
137 Comments

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 28, 2009 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

too+old

8/17/1/316

too old for walrusman- 1

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Sarchasm

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Comments (435)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

moneyball

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Commens (398)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

ugly

Stories (61)
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FanShots (8)
Comments (1,740)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

but how many are references to Randy Johnson?

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/27/1103722/fun-with-the-mcc-search-function#23455727

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

oops

missed that

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

clutch

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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 28, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

gamer

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Fanshots (37)
Commens (8,940)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

rosterbate

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Fanshots (6)
Commens (298)

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 28, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

6 for howtheyscored
11 for Grant

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

STEVE HOLT

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Comments (80)

88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.

by rhys on Oct 28, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Tried “is White” and “is black”

Can’t be right

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Strasburg

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Fanposts (23)
Fanshots (8)
Comments (476)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLcat

Stories (3)
FanPosts (7)
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Comments (254)

The search function is a lie

go rowand

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 29, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

That doesn’t take into account actual lolcats.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 29, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWOOP

2 Stories
5 Fanposts
3 Fanshots
288 Comments

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 29, 2009 9:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Nipples! 137

How could you miss that!

Funny because I hadn’t seen this post until just now, but honestly, less than 5 minutes ago I was just searching something and said: “Huh, 137 posts about nipples, how incredibly exciting”. True story.

Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!

by cybermaldonado on Oct 29, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

My nipples get hard when you sneeze.

/looses_inner_monologue

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

dustin+ackley+cocaine

13 comments—seems low

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

14 if you count the clueless druggie idiot who spelled it “coccaine.”

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Without the plusses, it’s 34 comments. 10 for dustin ackley drugs, 2 for dustin ackley crack, 2 for dustin ackley smuggler, 1 for dustin ackley terrorist.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew his drug problem was bigger than my query revealed.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 29, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

valtrex-27 comments (99 with in MLB sites, Twinkietown has 20)

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I assume most of that is our favorite spambot, Xanthan.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do have to appreciate the turnout for butt+pee

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

we make the phones ring

Comments (64)

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 30, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

WalrusMan+Kids: 177 comments
Cookyman+Sad: 37 comments

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, an cheno+markin+valdez: 1 comment!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merkin, even,

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howry+[variation of “walkoff”]: 4, 11, 57

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 30, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Grahamcrakalaka
2 fanposts
3 fanshots
4,095 comments

#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
Registered Velezbian and supporter of Fredemption

by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2009 12:36 PM PST reply actions  

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2012 Adoption Draft: Who's In?
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Hector & Gregor's Excellent Adventure (In the VWL)
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