Fun with the MCC Search Function
by jcb9 on Oct 27, 2009 3:31 PM PDT
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PrintI thought it would be amusing to see how often certain terms come up on MCC. So, here goes:
Purple+Row: 2 Stories, 3 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 243 comments
Kim+Batiste: 1 Story, 4 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 74 comments
Butt+Pee: 1 Fanpost, 392 Comments
Nasty+Shit: 1 Fanpost, 101 Comments
Rectum+face: 1 Story, 2 Fanposts, 4 Fanshots, 153 comments
Suck+It+Russell+Martin: 2 Stories, 3 Fanshots, 192 comments
Taco+Truck: 33 comments
Leonard+Cohen: 2 Fanposts, 39 comments
Bob+Dylan: 1 Story, 1 Fanpost, 77 comments
Nick+Cave: 50 comments
Uighur: 1 Fanshot, 9 comments / Uyghur: 6 comments
Simpsons: 4 stories, 14 fanposts, 1 fanshot, 588 comments
Maybe this is only funny to me, but if not: what else can you find that we've discussed a disproportionate number of times?
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Your suck it russell martin numbers seem low to me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
People must make a lot of typos or something. I could write suck it russell martin 192 times in an hour.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They seemed low to me too, but there you are.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
When I do “Suck it Russell Martin” in quotations, I get 7 stories, 5 FanPosts, 5 FanShots and 798 comments.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Using quote marks doesn’t actually do anything on SBN search engine – plus marks do the equivalent. So that’s probably every time all four words have shown up in the same comment/whatever.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
And a search for “SIRM” finds 17 comments.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
Yeah, it can't be right
google search:
“suck it russell martin” site:www.mccoveychronicles.com
Results 1 – 10 of about 1,930 from www.mccoveychronicles.com for “suck it russell martin”. (0.28 seconds)
Admittedly, it seems that Stuttering John Tamargo has “Suck It Russell Martin” in his signature, so that would inflate the totals. But those 1930 results are pages, not individual comments — and surely some threads have had more than one instance of “Suck It Russell Martin.” So it seems way too low to me. But I’m at a loss as to why the SBN search would be undercounting.
poo: 3 Stories, 9 Fanposts, 579 Comments
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Pokemon: 4 Fanposts, 3 Fanshots, 327 Comments
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pokemon!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Oct 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome, but they didn’t evolve them properly!
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How many of those Nick Cave comments are me?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
30. Probably a lower ratio than Kim Batiste comments from me.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Nick Cave is old news anyway...
Wow, zero comments including the words “Wayne Coyne”, I’ma have to fix that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
someone
went to treasure island?
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s completely fucked up my last.fm, i’ll tell you that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
We should have a last.fm post sometime.
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Still trying to get into Embryonic. What’s your favorite album?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
it’s changed a lot this week as I’ve made my way through the discog a few times, but I’m going with a top five of The Soft Bulletin, Transmissions from the Satellite Heart, Hit to Death in the Future Head, Embyronic and Yoshimi.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Did you just start listening to them post Treasure Island? Soft Bulletin is great
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I’d listened to them a decent amount beforehand but they were sort of a band that I enjoyed but wasn’t particularly invested in.
SUDDENLY
EVERYTHING HAS CHAAAANGED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Did they do a lot of Embryonic stuff at the show? I haven’t seen them for a few years.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
They did Convinced of the Hex and Silver Trembling Hands off of it. I would have liked to see a few more songs, but those are two of my favorites. They actually did more Mystics material than I would have expected (The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song and The W.A.N.D. – ok, Pompeii am Gotterdammerung – awesome, Vein of Stars – WTF??)
It was a pretty balanced setlist, I think (when you consider that Wayne probably can’t do a lot of the really early stuff anymore.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Soft Bulletin is on my personal list of 10 (or so) greatest albums ever. Well, I don’t actually have such a list, but if I did, Soft Bulletin would be on it.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
“Waiting For Superman” (The Remix version, last song on the album) is one of my all-time favorite songs.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
I love both...
…and I love how the remix serves as a reprise at the end of the album. The song works so perfectly as both centerpiece and coda.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
I kinda hate the US tracklisting, but I’m not a big fan of remixes. I much prefer the special edition tracklisting (UK + spiderbite song and buggin’ at the end). It’s the one the band apparently intended, anyway!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
no love
for clouds taste metallic??
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Realize that I’m at the point in my fangirlism where I think every album from In a Priest Driven Ambulance to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots is at least a 9/10 and that the rest aren’t that much lower rated than that. :)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
late 80s indie ain’t my dig and that’s pretty much what their stuff was pre priest driven
a very acceptible band to be that in love with.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, honestly I wasn’t that into Hear it Is or Telepathic Surgery, but I enjoyed Oh My Gawd!!! a lot. Especially One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
ya
i enjoy oh my gawd from time to time
that one was fun which is the thing i most like about them. They always sound like they’re enjoying themselves and on stuff especially like telepathic was no fun.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a soft spot for the first EP, in particular “My Own Planet”. I first saw them live back around that time (at the I-Beam, if memory can be trusted).
I still find it pretty amazing that the same group recorded both “My Own Planet” and “Waiting for Superman”, which are about as different in outlook as they are musically.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 28, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
first saw them live back around that time (at the I-Beam, if memory can be trusted)
Maybe the Berkeley Square? We saw them there cr 85. I rememner the double-neck SG (ala Page). Mark was still in the band I think.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
It was probably more like 86/87. I don’t think Mark was there and I’m pretty sure they played “Hear It Is” material like “With You”.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
No love for Zaireeka?
I went to see one of their boombox performances, back in the day. Mighty strange it was, too.
My top two Flaming Lips records match yours, I think, you.
In related news, IIRC at least two ‘Nick Cave’ s are mine
Zaireeka is bad ass. I wish I had gotten to see a boombox performance. It’s definitely worth taking the time to set up four sound systems to experience it properly. I also found it fun setting them all up in my friend’s living room and trying to get them all synched at the beginning of each song.
Have you ever listened to Yoshimi or Soft Bulletin in surround sound? I had the pleasure of hearing a few songs from Yoshimi on a really nice 5.1 setup in a recording studio. It’s actually kind of creepy… no matter which way you turn your head, there’s always some weird sound coming from right behind you.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009
I’m getting into Embryonic now… it took a few listens. You can hear the influence of Christmas On Mars on that album, as horror-movie elements definitely creep into the songs. I like that, personally. Overall, I don’t think it’s nearly as good as what I consider their “big three” (Clouds Taste Metallic, Soft Bulletin, Yoshimi), which are the only three with Steve Drozd on drums and Dave Fridmann producing. I think Embryonic is considerably better than At War With the Mystics, which I didn’t like so much.
Also, Wayne Coyne never mentioned on this site? That can’t be, I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned him on one of the music threads. I do not believe the McC search function.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
Well, the words Wayne+Coyne had never been mentioned on this site before.
A TRAVESTY.
I took a long time before I listened to Mystics because I thought it was going to suck and it’s got a lot of mediocre songs on it, but it also has some fantastic ones (My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion, Mr. Ambulance Driver, The W.A.N.D., Goin’ On and I like the Yeah Yeah Yeah Song, tbh.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
omg
I forgot Pompeii Am Gotterdammerung and that’s like the best song on the whole album.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I really like My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion and Pompeii, but those are the only two, really. The WAND is alright, and I kind of like Fanatical, but the rest are pretty much meh. The YYY song would be much better without that talk box (or at least mix it lower for Pete’s sake), and the “uh-huh uh-huh” in Goin’ On kind of bugs me, though I do like the verses.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
I think Wayne’s vocals are really, really good on YYY, for some reason. And The WAND is just badass, imo. But I can get not digging it. It’s probably my least favorite “modern-era” Lips album, anyway (I like it more than Hear it Is and Telepathic Surgery, but nothing else.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I like YYY live, i think it’s always done really well and has a lot of energy.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 29, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I just searched for Coyne, and the first response was from this thread.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
wayne coyne wayne coyne wayne coyne
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Ya, right?
I’m not sure if you saw Edward Sharpe but they kinda killed it as did The Walkmen later on.
But ya I’ve been listening to far too much flaming lips since then.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Edward Sharpe impressed the hell out of me, I downloaded their album but I haven’t gotten around to listening yet because lol Wayne Coyne.
I actually thought every band I saw was great except Spiral Stairs who were disappointingly meh. And Grizzly Bear are probably better in a more intimate setting (though they were still good at Treasure Island). But everything else was awesome (I only got to see a bit of the Walkmen because I was exhausted and needed to sit down at that point and I missed YLT so I could be near the stage for the Lips.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Ya i was super pissed
that i had to miss YLT but pushing through that crowd got impossible.
The smiley girl from Edward Sharpe sounds just as good on the album and it’s actually pretty solid albeit simple.
I’ll agree that the spiral stairs were out of place but i was pretty close for Grizzly bear and I thought they killed it. Beirut and Decemberists really didn’t do anything for me, especially since the Decemberists stuck to that awful hazards of love. Also hiding the original female member and taking away her vocals sucks. But ya, an overwhelmingly good festival.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Grizzly Bear were good, I just thought they were even better when I saw them at The Fillmore back in June.
I actually enjoyed The Decemberists even though I’m not a big fan of The Hazards of Love. The little video thing they had going in the background was pointless though, they should have done the same thing they did for the earlier bands on that stage.
Nothing is as epic as the Wayne’s mouth-cam though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
word
mouthcam > anyothercam
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 27, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Between jcb9 (10 comments) and me (8 comments), we’re responsible for half the Neko Case references on this site.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
I’m also responsible for 14 of 26 mentions of Jenny Lewis.
Y’all must think I’m some sort of weird red-headed-women-of-indie-rock fetishist.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Well, it’s not the weirdest fetish I’ve ever heard of or had myself.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Banned: 10 Stories, 33 FanPosts, 5 FanShots, 2,606 Comments
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
It’s amazing that we’ve banned over 2000 members and we’re still such an active community.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
That’s the beauty of Yahoo.
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STFD: 1 Story, 4,443 comments
GTFO: 286 comments
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Aurelia:
7 FanPosts, 203 Comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Benji+Molina: 3 stories, 9 fanposts, 69 comments
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Ha, same time! Yours is higher, though.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m afraid to do Lowery. 100-billion comments!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Benjie+Molina:
3 STORIES!
9 FanPosts
69 Comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
That’s weird. Using the e at the end of Benjie brings up regular old Benji results.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck : 6 stories, 68 fanposts, 18272 comments (half of them by jponry i think)
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
1,216 comments and 2 stories from me with the eff werd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Only 326 fucks from me. Fuck. I got owned.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
total comments in all of MLB sbnations sites : 144,515
We’re responsible for over 10% of them!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
WE'RE #1! WE'RE #1!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I have 5 FanPosts and 340 comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, you have way more comments with the eff word in them than I have comments total. Also, what’s with the “joined” date in the user profile? Mine recently changed from 2006 to 2008. Weird.
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FREDEMPTION 2009
602 fuck (now 603) comments
1 fuck fanshot which gets tagged because I wrote “Scott Boras is a fucking turd…” lol
of course, that doesn’t include all of the STFDs in which I have 121 comments.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
bondslegend: 1,278
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
203 (now 204). Fuck yeah.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I did my job
I’ve got 1 fanpost, 1 fanshot, and 303 comments.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
Four comments from me… but I used the word in various forms seven times in this one comment
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
I've only dropped the f bomb 40 times
but I bet there are a lot more if I searched for f-er and f-ing
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
LOL: 18 stories, 25 FanPosts, 31 Fanshots, 18,821 Comments
LOL+FRED: 109 comments
OH MY GAWD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
mindblown
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Also,
Mind Blown
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* FanPosts (5)
* FanShots (2)
* Comments (102)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The+Ugly+Randy+Johnson
3 Stories
10 Comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Rush: 47 stories, 46 FP, 6 FS, 1828 comments (ok probably not all of them mean Rush in the band sense)
Rush+Sucks: 1 FP, 44 comments
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Thighler:
8 FanPosts
335 Comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Firefly+Reference:
69 Comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Heh
“Firefly”
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Durian
36 Comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeay
Smells like putrified crap, tastes like almond extract, but better!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
So durian is almonds that have been extracted from poo?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I pity the beast that attempts to pass a durian.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like durian. I’d compare the smell more to garlic and onions, but with a custardy texture.
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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
I’m not encouraged that the smell has a texture.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMMIT
The taste.
The smell isn’t good, but I don’t think it’s as bad as some people say.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
That’s how pungent it is.
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Finish+Him: 2 Fanposts, 2,976 comments
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
TINSTAAPP
1 Story (??)
4 FanPosts
1 FanShot
77 Comments
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
The story’s from 2005, about The Fall of Jerome Williams. LOL the first comment:
I knew we were on borrowed time with Bonds and Schmidt with either one sufffering a career ender at any moment. Benitez seemed like a surer thing, but even he has always been a little suspect for a variety of reasons.
Yep.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Kim+Batiste: 1 Story, 4 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 74 comments
Kim+Batiste+jcb9: 5 Fanposts, 1 Fanshot, 46 comments
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
good+grief
1 story
1 Fanpost
145 comments
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Giants+Brass
7 stories, 16 fanposts, 4 fanshots, 2,023 comments
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
GINATS
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
Bratz: 10 comments
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U R 5
133 comments
It’s funny because the original phrase was “You are 5.” We are lazy people.
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UR LZY PPL
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, something like that.
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CAIN FOR FIELDER
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
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Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
fuck me
this one has been done
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
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Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
just 'Bothans'
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Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
Mon+Mothma
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I think “hoth bothan boning” is the actual quote.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
gentleman+caller
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What other blog do you think has even ONE gentleman caller comment?
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
lol!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
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i tried to find Third+starter+at+best and third+starter at+best but I only got 1 and 8 respectively, which I feel like isn’t right.
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I’m getting the feeling that the search engine isn’t completely optimized. Some of these results really do seem very low to me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
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"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009
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That’s a lot of double plays!
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
Slump+Buster:
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Damon+Bruce+Go+Fuck+Yourself:
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DBGFY, from now on as far as I’m concerned.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Lasagna:
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I just have to assume that they ate them all over there.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, on the list of Things That I Would Hate About Twilight If I Read The Books Or Saw The Movies, from what I hear that would not be remotely near the top.
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I actually didn’t care about that so much. “Here’s a twist on that sunlight thing” doesn’t bug me.
The antifeminism does bug me.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I have very little idea about anything Twilight
But I am a bit curious about this antifeminism thing.
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Well, Bella is just a really awful character. Everything single she does is a step backward for the gender.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
And Edward is basically an abusive boyfriend and it’s presented as charming and romantic.
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Edward: HI I WAS JUST BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND WATCHING YOU SLEEP
Bella: Oh hi. /twirls hair
/Edward and Bella dry-hump
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like one of my dates.
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Your dates break into your house and you twirl your hair for them?
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Well, it’s not always my hair.
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I attribute it to the background of the author.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, she is a Moron.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I misspelled that.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, it works.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, the capitalization was unnecessary.
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I don't know
I think moron is pretty harsh. I’m no fan of the series by any stretch of the imagination. But I still don’t think she’s a moron.
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Perhaps. I mean, I don’t know her personally. I just really hate the series.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you mean moron, or something else?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Having spent many many years on an atheist/agnostic forum I have a hell of a time correctly spelling mormon and baptist; which there, more often than not were spelled moron and batpiss. To this day I have to be very very careful with those two words.
I’m laughing at that second one (no offense to anybody).
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I was also being flip. I considered not making the comment because it’s playing rather unfairly on the spellings of Mormon / Moron, and that’s walking a very fine line between making a harmless joke and implying that the two have something to do with each other. Which they don’t. Absolutely and undeniably.
But really it was just a spelling joke. Fueled by my powerful hatred for Twilight.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just checking. I was actually referring to her religious background (Mormon) as the source of the antifeminism – I know some people play with the spelling.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I figured as much
You’re one of the few people who I actually would be surprised to see making such silly generalizations.
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Clearly we are behind on our popular monsters.
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Fast zombies: 18 comments
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by groug on Oct 27, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boo.
Slow zombies ftw!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Slow zombies, I say!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Fast zombies
"Vhet ere-a zee oodds Booster Pusey ifer pleys fur zee Geeunts?"
"He-a vun’t pley unteel he-a gets sume-a mejur leegooe-a ixpereeence-a."
Blast!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009! (CHECK)
Schadenyankeefreude 2009! (______)
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
75+Word:
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If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
ladies
120 comments
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Jessica Alba
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Come on people, this isn’t good enough.
"The part of the roster where most of the money is spent, though, is on free agents and guys acquired through trade — guys Sabean did play a big role in acquiring. And they are not good. When you get 2/5 of a pitching rotation for free, you would think you could do better with $76 million than to field the league’s worst offense."
-Taliesin September, 2009
Your signature works really well with this.
"Vhet ere-a zee oodds Booster Pusey ifer pleys fur zee Geeunts?"
"He-a vun’t pley unteel he-a gets sume-a mejur leegooe-a ixpereeence-a."
All of the search terms I was using was only with wilriv as the user.
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Oddly enough, there seem to be 17 (now 18) non-wilriv instances of the word Boricua (83 – now 84 – total).
I wouldn’t have guessed.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Toe the rubber- 31 by wilriv
All 1 fan post/ 171 comments
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
edgardo+renteria by wilriv
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this thing claims
wilriv has only said the+City 4 times, I call shenanigans.
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I tried just "city"
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Got the same using exact phrase power search
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been using power search “find exact phrase” option
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
"rashida+jones" by user "Natto"
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Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 27, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
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If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
However, 0 results for sexy+panda.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Also 0 for sexy+howtheyscored.
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I think you’re doing it wrong.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
sexy+natto
1 comment!
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…By you. Yesterday. Specifically to return a result for this thread.
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THE RESULTS DON’T LIE
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(you left out sweat)
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I was going to do it. You should have taken that.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Only appropriate, considering the screw-up meaning of boner came into the language thanks to Merkle’s Boner.
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Check out where the word “boner” comes up in the Story hit.
LOLTAGS
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by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
boner on Purple Row
2 comments.
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Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
26 of those comments are mine!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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800 FanShots! Amirite!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sssssssssssssssomeboday stop me!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It’ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin’!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Man, feces doesn’t hold a candle to those others.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
stinks
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If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
east+coast+bias
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I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Whoa, bullets!
If you can get 3:2 on a headline of "Giants Pitcher Assaults General Manager" at some point this year, take it.
- bang
- bang
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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/dodges them
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it’s not mine. That’s for sure. I dodged those bullets.
But when I’m ready, I won’t have to.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You missed and hit sfoakbay.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't aiming for you
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I CAN DODGE THEM
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of these numbers seem a bit fishy...
I wonder if the search doesn’t look through everything for some reason
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
how dare you
Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti. "I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."
Nobody puts Bengie in a corner!
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I created a monster.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
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You are the king of OT posts, imo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Grant wins the thread.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Suck up
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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grab+some+pine+meat: 4 fanposts, 119 comments. Really, that’s all?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
CAKE
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
TAGSNG
I expected more, but 49 Comments
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
TakeAGiantStepNGo
14 Fanposts , 63 comments. The funny part is that only 10 of those comments are actually from this guy.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 27, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Holm:
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Oh wait, that's unofficial
I forgot the + thingy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
21 Stories
60 FanPosts (WTF?)
3 Fanshots
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only conclude. . .
. . . that we’re a weird bunch.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Antidisestablishmentarianism
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
BEADS
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ANAL+BEADS:
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Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
1000000 comments
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
gay+nerd
3 comments
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
without the + sign
10 comments. 4 from noted fan favorite poster honkytonkbbw.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Fred+Lewis
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We talk wayyy too much about this guy
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
LOL FRED!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Matt+Downs
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not bad for a 3A utility infielder
My adopted son Matt Downs . Ranked as the 24th best prospect in the Giants farm system by Baseball America !!
adoptees face off
Henry+Sosa
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Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
I don’t dare search for Tim Alderson or Freddy Sanchez.
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Aaron King
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Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
Romo
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My boy is popular!
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That seems low.
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"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 29, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
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by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
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A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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but how many are references to Randy Johnson?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/27/1103722/fun-with-the-mcc-search-function#23455727
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 28, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
oops
missed that
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A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
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A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
STEVE HOLT
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88-74 - Giants Series Record: 28-18-5, 19-7 at home.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Not reassigned after all. Still a mediocre AA pitcher.
Tried “is White” and “is black”
Can’t be right
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 28, 2009 12:40 PM PDT reply actions
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 28, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
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The search function is a lie
go rowand
by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 29, 2009 7:40 AM PDT reply actions
That doesn’t take into account actual lolcats.
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SWOOP
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nipples! 137
How could you miss that!
Funny because I hadn’t seen this post until just now, but honestly, less than 5 minutes ago I was just searching something and said: “Huh, 137 posts about nipples, how incredibly exciting”. True story.
Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!
Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 29, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
dustin+ackley+cocaine
13 comments—seems low
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
14 if you count the clueless druggie idiot who spelled it “coccaine.”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Without the plusses, it’s 34 comments. 10 for dustin ackley drugs, 2 for dustin ackley crack, 2 for dustin ackley smuggler, 1 for dustin ackley terrorist.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
valtrex-27 comments (99 with in MLB sites, Twinkietown has 20)
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
I assume most of that is our favorite spambot, Xanthan.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I do have to appreciate the turnout for butt+pee
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"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 30, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions
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Cookyman+Sad: 37 comments
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Oh, an cheno+markin+valdez: 1 comment!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
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#1 threat to America: Pandas
Also, Tim Lincecum
Adopted Father: Tyler Graham
Official McPokeMaster
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by GrahamCrakalaka on Nov 1, 2009 12:36 PM PST reply actions
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