ALCS Game Five
by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 5:17 PM PDT
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This is what you get for signing with the Yankees, Cousin A.J.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
On a side note: Wouldn’t it have been cool if we had signed Burnett instead of Morris a few years back?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I want the Angels to make it interesting, but I’m not rooting for them.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
I want a 7 game series. I don’t really care who wins.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I kind of lean toward the Yankees, partially because Yankees fans will still be crushed by “only” a pennant win due to their sense of entitlement.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
I want CC in game seven to pitch 6 SO innings before returning for the 7th and getting shelled for 4 runs
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 22, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I’ll root for pretty much anyone over the Yankees.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Ramirez
what’s his deal? Are the Dodgers going to be competing for Bay, Holiday, etc?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
In all likelihood
Manny stays. The Dodgers outfield remains unchanged.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
He’d be crazy not to exercise his option, and if he doesn’t, I assume they play Juan Pierre.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
so, he has the sole option?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not technically an option, it’s a two year deal with an opt-out clause.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
maybe that’s why the McCourts are breaking up—dumb contract, bound to crash and burn
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to add this to the front page, if you don’t mind, Natto.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
yer mac
prony, maybe this will help
http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=10383685
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
whenever I use flash-heavy sites like Amazon, I tend to get beachball-itis
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I might give it a shot, but I don’t think it’s Flash. It happens even if, like, I just have music playing and I’m doing something else away from the computer.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Flash is very pervasive these days. I used to think that it was just for playing animation, but it’s built into all sorts of mouse-over stuff, drop down menu’s, etc.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
I wasn’t sure if Grant was going to make one or not.
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I would, but I’m high. Possibly drunk. Definitely lazy.
(Ultimately forgetful…)
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 22, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito would have more strikeouts by now.
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if you mean most overpriced player then ye…wait..is he even the most overpaid player on the Yankees?
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OT For you Eddie Izzard fans, He started his tour today in the UK and will be in San Francisco in January. Check his FB page for the exact dates, I don’t recall them of the top of my head.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
The events coordinator at work has multiple photographs of Eddie Izzard (including one with her and Eddie) on her desk. It’s kind of creepy.
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I saw him at the Orpheum the last time he came to town
I was going to go again, but I heard he is playing huge places like the Oracle Arena. I am going to pass.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SHIT! I’m not missing tickets this time. Unless I do. But I don’t want to.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, a first pitch DP
Sign Aybar, Sabes.
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
Boy, this thread is a lot less lively than yesterday’s gameday!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Not much is going on in the game right now.
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Hmmm… I don’t know who to pick to win this weekend… Philly, Pittsburgh, and Cincinnati?
Time for me to go look at some STATS.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
@Washington, Minnesota, and Chicago respectively.
I’m doing a combined yahoo / Football Outsiders check-it-out right now.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Philly @ Washington = Philly
Minnesota @ Pittsburgh = tough to go against Favre… but Pitts at home… I dunno… it really is tough to go against Favre – even though I despise the dude
Bengals are at home against Chicago = Bengals sustained some SERIOUS injuries on defense last weekend…. maybe da Bears…
Well, whatever my head says, my stupid retarded heart is just going to punch it in the face. So… Niners…..
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
My heart is the Tom Cable of my prediction making coaching staff.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My feet stink today. I should take my socks off and do the ol’ air ’em out trick.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Air out the socks or your feet?
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I’ll wash the socks.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You see, this is what we’re reduced to with the no Dodgers to root against: pandering to the howie loving foot fetishist demographic.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone has ugly feet
Everyone.
There are no exceptions.
If you are reading this, you have ugly feet.
Everyone.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Not me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nor Bea Arthur.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Bea has decomposing skeleton bones feet
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
...
I have to go now.
Back in a minute.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
All done. Thanks for waiting.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You have ugly feet
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
NO YOU
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
NO YOU
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Rashida Jones has adorable feet.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Rashida Jones has ugly feet
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to find out for myself.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You will discover that her feet are ugly
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But really, it’s about the journey.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Perry has ugly feet
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dinner talk
I was going to make garbanzo-chipotle salad, but, um, we forgot to buy garbanzos.
So, I’m about to run over to Genova Delicatessen for sandwiches. mmm.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
mmm, duck.
You know what would make our society better? If we ate more duck and goose. SO GOOD. Also, ducks and geese are assholes anyway. We wouldn’t miss them.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
Yeah!
Fucking ducks and geese.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
True jcb9 Facts
The following animals have seen fit to bite me:
- duck
- fish
- dog
- human
I was also once hissed at by an alpaca.
A pelican once bit my sister.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
What did you do to piss off the bald dude?
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Also
I think of this whenever I see pelicans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU
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Whenever I think of pelicans I think of this twentysomething year old Sesame Street skit where an animated pelican flew through the sky and yelled “Hoo, hoo, peligro!”
I couldn’t find it on YT, but it was essentially a Spanish version of this:
"El once, chico. Eleven."
YES
when I lived in Davis the ducks from Putah creek would fight and rape each other on my porch.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
Duck is delicious.
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Yes, but then we also have to learn how to cook duck. Because I’ve had some mediocre up duck. And mediocre duck is not worth the investment.
Well cooked duck is beyond delicious, though.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Unknown. Not feeling well and had to talk the doctor out of admitting me for the weekend.
Not really hungry. Maybe some snackage later….like a fruit cup or something.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like you need a good foot soak.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I will soak them in your soup!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I may or may not be having soup tonight. I’d bet on not, though.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever your having for dinner will have essence of my feet as a flavor.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever my having for dinner most certainly will not.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It will
Your grammar will have lingering Lars feet flavor.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever my grandma’s cooking. And probably more of it than fits in my body.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Since you already started the chicken tacos, I will eat them
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Was there an attack somewhere?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn them!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
And this is surprisingly overdue.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
GREATEST STRIKEOUT ON A PITCH OUT OF THE ZONE EVAR!!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. It appears this game has been pretty uneventful since the bottom of the first inning.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
But his hits don’t count if the game isn’t on the line.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
ha, well, kinda OT, but here at Miami, i’m gonna go see Drew Rosenhaus speak, with that girl that screwed Arod
OMG
get their autographs 4 me please! Have her sign it “the girl who screwed Arod.”
by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
she’s the one who wrote the biography on him…I don’t think they did the Nasty.
by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, NOW, asteroid.
It’s set up perfectly.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
I had been wondering if “Aroldis Chapman” is pronounced the way that it seems like it would. A rare useful moment for Joe Buck.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Los Angeles douchebag
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t they normally not show that kinda thing on TV?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
Choke factor is rising
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
I just read the other post about the Giants competing with the Dodgers. I’m not really following this postseason anymore. I’m was until the Dodgers lost, but that was the only thing I cared about.
-—————————————————————————————————————————————————————
There’s something wrong if the Giants can’t sign Holliday or Bay. They can not sign Molina, Penny, and F. Sanchez, if having too much salary already is going to be the reason why they don’t sign a slugger. Also, the Giants have to have someone to make Lincecum and Cain decide to sign and stay. Further, after last season it was looking like a buy out of Zito’s contract was something that management should seriously think about and now they don’t have to think about that because he’s pitching a little better.
I’d be happy if the Giants didn’t spend any uncommitted money on anyone else for next season, but signed Holliday or Bay. It would be even better though if they added Bay and Figgins. Or how about: sign Bay, Figgins, buy out Renteria, and sign Scutaro.
Wow…bad move in retrospect.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
lots of Yankee fans
cheers for the Texeira hit and boos for walking ARod
Well, then.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
And that is the series.
Epic managing failure.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
The Yankees anger me greatly
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I love schadenfreude
Now Angels fans know what Game 6 felt like. Hahahaha. Bastards.
This postseason is actually working out pretty well for us Giants fans.
+1
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And to have it happen against Lackey is even better.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Marte is the 1st option of a 6-4 game in the 7th inning with the potential of getting into the world series?
crazy ex-catcher over-managing taking over.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
In a cell phone commercial
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by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, i’m gonna watch Harry potter, and bake some cookies because i find that more entertaining than watching baseball… say what you want, but i did have my beer for the night
Curious
How many players on the field for the yankees came up through the yankee system? Is is just Jeter?
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
Shift+A
Thank you Vlad!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
(I t wasn’t actually shift+A; I just held down Z and paused on the pictures. It’s the Dubya method of blog readin’.)
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that was the unclutchiest pitch I’ve ever seen.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Sorry
That should read “non-clutchiest.”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It was more unclutchificated than Darren Oliver coming out of comercial break?
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone on the yankees look more dub-tee than AJ Burnett?
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Dub-tee?
Like, he has two consecutive T’s in his name?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, Pettitte’s totally got him beat.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
he looks like he just crawled out of a trailer after pounding a couple of Buds and smoking some meth.
by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
omg just my type
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
You like meth smokers?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
White trash? Here you go:
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
are you wearing pants
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
Whats?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell
How much choking can happen in one game
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
Hughes and Joba <<<<<< Hughes and Joba hype
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
The sooner this ends, the sooner I get to watch Hamlet 2.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
It’s not going to end.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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But I’ve had this movie for almost two weeks. I won’t be getting my Netflix money’s worth!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
American League games must last 6 hrs.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially when they’re the Main Event!
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Yankees postseason games are the most likely method we have for bridging the gap between now and spring training. It’s what, going to the eighth? This game should end right around Christmas. Just be thankful it’s not Yankees-Red Sox, or this series would still be in the second inning of Game 1.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Cut it down to a link for the sake of not pasting the entire article.
http://www.detroit4lyfe.com/articles/general-sports/espn-worldwide-leader-in-sex.html
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
I’m working on it, geez.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I only lead with the solo. But I’m thinking of adding some percussion in a few minutes.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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With Goofus here, it’s the worldwide leader in penis jokes.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
No need to apologize. It’s all good.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet most, if not all, pro sports teams have some sort of scandal that is swept under the rug.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
The underside of that rug must be pretty rank.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Like Colorado spring water!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Not to offend Christians but usually it’s does who claim to be deeply Christian that are the ones who fall.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Look at those who shout the loudest…
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I HATE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES!!!!!
IT MAKES ME WANT TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE!!!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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If only you had some gasoline….
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
"We Didn't Start the Fire........."
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Consummating your love for Jesus might be a beautiful thing, but you still have to sweep the condoms under something.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus doesn’t believe in contraceptives.
by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT’S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I just heard a pretty great story about this.
Fordham, a Jesuit university in the Bronx, was doing a production of Hair that at one point featured a pair of “flower girls” dancing through the aisles tossing handfuls of condoms into the audience. The head honcho of the university said that this qualified as “promoting contraception,” and negotiated a change with the director: if the girls instead scattered the condoms on the ground, it would be up to the audience whether or not to pick some up, and the school thus be in the moral clear.
I thought that was a pretty fair compromise, and so quintessentially and hilariously Jesuit. Naturally, the final performance saw the audience get covered in condom packets.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I always bring my own condoms when I go to see a production of Hair, anyway. I got in trouble once for not doing that.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That picture of Neagle is awful. I didn’t even know he owned a wig.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY
OHHHHHHH!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
The Royals are actually a cover for a terrorist organization. They purposely suck a lot as to not draw too much attention to themselves.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh man, you should see his clutch. It’s fabulous.
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I’m not even watching the game. I have FSU at UNC football on my TV.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
The way the playoffs may go, Jeter has a chance to be Mr. December.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
has jeter got swine flu?
everytime he’s been on tv tonight he’s either been coughing or striking out.
Coughing = choking = OMG NOT CLUTCH!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, how funny would it be if the Angels ended up winning the series?
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It’s the Yankees. Not depressing to me.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Its a shame how superior the Giants pitching is compared to Angels, Yankees, Phillies
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
I just want to see the expressions on all the Yankee fans faces.
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The Giants would have swept the Yankees in the World Series, no problem.
by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No problem except for the 1 for 23 with RISP.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
but GRITTY VETERAN GAMERS!
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
Swing and a miss. Rowand has struck out.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
more like 7 for 8 with RISP.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred Lewis was the guy who failed to drive in that one run.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions