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ALCS Game Five


Current Series

Yankees win the series 3-1

Fri 10/16 WP: CC Sabathia (2 - 0)
SV: Mariano Rivera
LP: John Lackey (1 - 1)
1 - 4 loss
Sat 10/17 WP: David Robertson (2 - 0)
LP: Ervin Santana (0 - 1)
3 - 4 loss
Mon 10/19 WP: Ervin Santana (1 - 1)
LP: Alfredo Aceves (0 - 1)
5 - 4 win
Tue 10/20 WP: CC Sabathia (3 - 0)
LP: Scott Kazmir (0 - 1)
1 - 10 loss


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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what you get for signing with the Yankees, Cousin A.J.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On a side note: Wouldn’t it have been cool if we had signed Burnett instead of Morris a few years back?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But … but .. no Davis!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both teams try and suck tonight!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want the Angels to make it interesting, but I’m not rooting for them.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want a 7 game series. I don’t really care who wins.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of lean toward the Yankees, partially because Yankees fans will still be crushed by “only” a pennant win due to their sense of entitlement.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillies phans making fun of A-Rod could be good for the lolz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-ROD IS A KENZO!

by esseffgeez on Oct 22, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want CC in game seven to pitch 6 SO innings before returning for the 7th and getting shelled for 4 runs

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 22, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This match almost inspires as much apathy in me as the Red Sox vs Angels. I would if there are any similarities?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll root for pretty much anyone over the Yankees.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are my most hated AL team. And it’s not close.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Oct 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same. I loathe the Yankees almost almost as much as I loathe the Bums.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 22, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice DP there.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

That inning could have been a lot worse.

by esseffgeez on Oct 22, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez

what’s his deal? Are the Dodgers going to be competing for Bay, Holiday, etc?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In all likelihood

Manny stays. The Dodgers outfield remains unchanged.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d be crazy not to exercise his option, and if he doesn’t, I assume they play Juan Pierre.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, he has the sole option?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

It’s not technically an option, it’s a two year deal with an opt-out clause.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe that’s why the McCourts are breaking up—dumb contract, bound to crash and burn

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the divorce between the McCourts I would only be mildly surprised if they started dumping some salary this off season. I don’t think I have ever said that about the Bums in the free agent era.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to add this to the front page, if you don’t mind, Natto.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yer mac

prony, maybe this will help
http://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?messageID=10383685

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whenever I use flash-heavy sites like Amazon, I tend to get beachball-itis

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might give it a shot, but I don’t think it’s Flash. It happens even if, like, I just have music playing and I’m doing something else away from the computer.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flash is very pervasive these days. I used to think that it was just for playing animation, but it’s built into all sorts of mouse-over stuff, drop down menu’s, etc.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure

I wasn’t sure if Grant was going to make one or not.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would, but I’m high. Possibly drunk. Definitely lazy.

(Ultimately forgetful…)

by Grant on Oct 22, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 22, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A.J. is Barry Zito in Yankee form.

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 22, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito would have more strikeouts by now.

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So he is their Ace?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you mean most overpriced player then ye…wait..is he even the most overpaid player on the Yankees?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 22, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT For you Eddie Izzard fans, He started his tour today in the UK and will be in San Francisco in January. Check his FB page for the exact dates, I don’t recall them of the top of my head.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 22, 2009 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The events coordinator at work has multiple photographs of Eddie Izzard (including one with her and Eddie) on her desk. It’s kind of creepy.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, don’t have that. I began following on him Twitter when he did 21 marathons for Comic Relief. This is the only pic I have of him, and it’s during all the running.

Photobucket

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 22, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw him at the Orpheum the last time he came to town

I was going to go again, but I heard he is playing huge places like the Oracle Arena. I am going to pass.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT! I’m not missing tickets this time. Unless I do. But I don’t want to.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…and Burnett gives up another hit.

by esseffgeez on Oct 22, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But hey, another DP!

Stupid Gameday is slooooooow.

by esseffgeez on Oct 22, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, a first pitch DP

Sign Aybar, Sabes.

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 22, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Need to be agressive to make those RBIs!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is our new 4 year $45MM outfielder!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy, this thread is a lot less lively than yesterday’s gameday!

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not much is going on in the game right now.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, it’s not elimination day for the Dodgers.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some just assumed the Yankees were going to win today.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 22, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm… I don’t know who to pick to win this weekend… Philly, Pittsburgh, and Cincinnati?

Time for me to go look at some STATS.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who are they playing?

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

@Washington, Minnesota, and Chicago respectively.

I’m doing a combined yahoo / Football Outsiders check-it-out right now.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Philly @ Washington = Philly
Minnesota @ Pittsburgh = tough to go against Favre… but Pitts at home… I dunno… it really is tough to go against Favre – even though I despise the dude

Bengals are at home against Chicago = Bengals sustained some SERIOUS injuries on defense last weekend…. maybe da Bears…

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The debate around here is 9ers vs Texans

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, whatever my head says, my stupid retarded heart is just going to punch it in the face. So… Niners…..

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My heart is the Tom Cable of my prediction making coaching staff.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Texas has a really great group of receivers, we have Nate Clements.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

9ers are also coming off a bye week, and an embarrassing loss…

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who’s the replacement with Lewis out?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My feet stink today. I should take my socks off and do the ol’ air ’em out trick.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Air out the socks or your feet?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll wash the socks.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You see, this is what we’re reduced to with the no Dodgers to root against: pandering to the howie loving foot fetishist demographic.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone has ugly feet

Everyone.

There are no exceptions.

If you are reading this, you have ugly feet.

Everyone.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nor Bea Arthur.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

I have to go now.

Back in a minute.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All done. Thanks for waiting.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO YOU

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO YOU

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO YOUR FEET!!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, feet are gross. Mine are impressively gross, though.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Rashida Jones has adorable feet.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to find out for myself.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You will discover that her feet are ugly

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But really, it’s about the journey.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dinner talk

I was going to make garbanzo-chipotle salad, but, um, we forgot to buy garbanzos.

So, I’m about to run over to Genova Delicatessen for sandwiches. mmm.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I talked the wife into China Village.
Tea Smoked Duck!

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatevers in the freezer…

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trader Joe’s chicken eggroll.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and redneck cheese cake for dessert.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ALREADY DID!!!

with a nummy ginger/pepper sauce for dipping
so nyah!

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm, duck.

You know what would make our society better? If we ate more duck and goose. SO GOOD. Also, ducks and geese are assholes anyway. We wouldn’t miss them.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

Fucking ducks and geese.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True jcb9 Facts

The following animals have seen fit to bite me:
- duck
- fish
- dog
- human

I was also once hissed at by an alpaca.

A pelican once bit my sister.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did you do to piss off the bald dude?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except for human, I’ve bit all those things back.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

I think of this whenever I see pelicans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whenever I think of pelicans I think of this twentysomething year old Sesame Street skit where an animated pelican flew through the sky and yelled “Hoo, hoo, peligro!”

I couldn’t find it on YT, but it was essentially a Spanish version of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80KzGmTQVWk&feature=PlayList&p=4969A926BC60FD45&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 22, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, maybe it wasn’t a pelican. I don’t know. Some kind of waterfowl.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 22, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

when I lived in Davis the ducks from Putah creek would fight and rape each other on my porch.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duck is delicious.

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but then we also have to learn how to cook duck. Because I’ve had some mediocre up duck. And mediocre duck is not worth the investment.

Well cooked duck is beyond delicious, though.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unknown. Not feeling well and had to talk the doctor out of admitting me for the weekend.

Not really hungry. Maybe some snackage later….like a fruit cup or something.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like you need a good foot soak.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will soak them in your soup!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may or may not be having soup tonight. I’d bet on not, though.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever your having for dinner will have essence of my feet as a flavor.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever my having for dinner most certainly will not.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It will

Your grammar will have lingering Lars feet flavor.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever my grandma’s cooking. And probably more of it than fits in my body.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was making chicken tacos, but no we’re having steak instead.

by pwoper on Oct 22, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since you already started the chicken tacos, I will eat them

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No clue, maybe fish.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupit Sharks.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was there an attack somewhere?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Tampa Bay.

by Merope on Oct 22, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn them!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this is surprisingly overdue.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Livan Hernandez and Eric Gregg in 1997 disagree.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Made Jeter look like Bengie on that swing. Dealing..

Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!

by cybermaldonado on Oct 22, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHH GO WHOEVER

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. It appears this game has been pretty uneventful since the bottom of the first inning.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 22, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well, i could care less about either of these teams… and it’s be cool if the angels won but whatever

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as that Ump doesn’t also expect Utley to tell him the truth..

Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!

by cybermaldonado on Oct 22, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AN A-BOMB FOR A-ROD

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But his hits don’t count if the game isn’t on the line.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, is the game on the line?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there enough time left in the game for A-rod to squeeze in a quicky with Kate Hudson?

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 22, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else notice...

Scott Boras sitting right behind home place?

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha, well, kinda OT, but here at Miami, i’m gonna go see Drew Rosenhaus speak, with that girl that screwed Arod

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

get their autographs 4 me please! Have her sign it “the girl who screwed Arod.”

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aight bro, it’s Selena Roberts

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

she’s the one who wrote the biography on him…I don’t think they did the Nasty.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, i thought i heard that was the case

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, NOW, asteroid.

It’s set up perfectly.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had been wondering if “Aroldis Chapman” is pronounced the way that it seems like it would. A rare useful moment for Joe Buck.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Los Angeles douchebag

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday that guy was in blue.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t they normally not show that kinda thing on TV?

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John Lackey is ugly

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He pitches ugly too

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just read the other post about the Giants competing with the Dodgers. I’m not really following this postseason anymore. I’m was until the Dodgers lost, but that was the only thing I cared about.
-—————————————————————————————————————————————————————

There’s something wrong if the Giants can’t sign Holliday or Bay. They can not sign Molina, Penny, and F. Sanchez, if having too much salary already is going to be the reason why they don’t sign a slugger. Also, the Giants have to have someone to make Lincecum and Cain decide to sign and stay. Further, after last season it was looking like a buy out of Zito’s contract was something that management should seriously think about and now they don’t have to think about that because he’s pitching a little better.

I’d be happy if the Giants didn’t spend any uncommitted money on anyone else for next season, but signed Holliday or Bay. It would be even better though if they added Bay and Figgins. Or how about: sign Bay, Figgins, buy out Renteria, and sign Scutaro.

by parisspleen on Oct 22, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow…bad move in retrospect.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lackey must be showing symptoms of rabies right now

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 22, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, whatever it was, he was pretty damn good for my fantasy team this year cept for the fact he got ejected his first game

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lots of Yankee fans

cheers for the Texeira hit and boos for walking ARod

by DJ Tofu on Oct 22, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Darren Oliver. I’ve always disliked him because he’s one of the many meh pitchers who the Giants could never handle

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, then.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 22, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT, RALLY MONKEY

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Honestly Mike…. Darren Oliver?

Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!

by cybermaldonado on Oct 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Lackey and his ND.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 22, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would be funny too if his final line costs him ANY money in free agency this offseason

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that is the series.

Epic managing failure.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahha LOLANGELS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod makes me need anger counselling just watching him run from third to home.

Amy Mainzer my brain thinks your brain is HOT!

by cybermaldonado on Oct 22, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees anger me greatly

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 22, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

owch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love schadenfreude

Now Angels fans know what Game 6 felt like. Hahahaha. Bastards.

This postseason is actually working out pretty well for us Giants fans.

by eugene on Oct 22, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And to have it happen against Lackey is even better.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EXACTLY! i completely agree

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a sweet thought indeed.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marte is the 1st option of a 6-4 game in the 7th inning with the potential of getting into the world series?

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 22, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crazy ex-catcher over-managing taking over.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohhh David Spade, move on with your life

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cannibal pigs

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In a cell phone commercial

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, i’m gonna watch Harry potter, and bake some cookies because i find that more entertaining than watching baseball… say what you want, but i did have my beer for the night

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Curious

How many players on the field for the yankees came up through the yankee system? Is is just Jeter?

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“On the field”? not sure, but i know of a few pitchers…. what about robinson cano?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cano? Melky?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posada?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(I am too lazy to start “Don’t call me dude, bro”)

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Location mistake on that one

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shift+A

Thank you Vlad!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU IMPATIENT person

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(I t wasn’t actually shift+A; I just held down Z and paused on the pictures. It’s the Dubya method of blog readin’.)

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, tight dude

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that was the unclutchiest pitch I’ve ever seen.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

That should read “non-clutchiest.”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was more unclutchificated than Darren Oliver coming out of comercial break?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...

Who would you guys rather have? Bochy or Girardi…

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone on the yankees look more dub-tee than AJ Burnett?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dub-tee?

Like, he has two consecutive T’s in his name?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, Pettitte’s totally got him beat.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks like he just crawled out of a trailer after pounding a couple of Buds and smoking some meth.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

omg just my type

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You like meth smokers?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love trash. white trash. can't get enough. omg. that and ptsd-crazy vets.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

White trash? Here you go:

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you wearing pants

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whats?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

I switched to preseason Nuggets vs. Lakers. Guess I fucked up.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell

How much choking can happen in one game

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hughes and Joba <<<<<< Hughes and Joba hype

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The sooner this ends, the sooner I get to watch Hamlet 2.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s not going to end.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I’ve had this movie for almost two weeks. I won’t be getting my Netflix money’s worth!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

American League games must last 6 hrs.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially when they’re the Main Event!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good. I’d like neither team to win. GO TWINS!!!

by goGSW24 on Oct 22, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yankees postseason games are the most likely method we have for bridging the gap between now and spring training. It’s what, going to the eighth? This game should end right around Christmas. Just be thankful it’s not Yankees-Red Sox, or this series would still be in the second inning of Game 1.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cut it down to a link for the sake of not pasting the entire article.

http://www.detroit4lyfe.com/articles/general-sports/espn-worldwide-leader-in-sex.html

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought McC was the “worldwide leader in sex.”

by goGSW24 on Oct 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m working on it, geez.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only lead with the solo. But I’m thinking of adding some percussion in a few minutes.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Goofus here, it’s the worldwide leader in penis jokes.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, sorry

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still a good read though!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No need to apologize. It’s all good.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet most, if not all, pro sports teams have some sort of scandal that is swept under the rug.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The underside of that rug must be pretty rank.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even the Colorado Rockies? So pure!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Colorado spring water!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its so efffffing pure!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to offend Christians but usually it’s does who claim to be deeply Christian that are the ones who fall.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thus, all my gay porn.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at those who shout the loudest…

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES!!!!!

IT MAKES ME WANT TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE!!!!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only you had some gasoline….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"We Didn't Start the Fire........."

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Consummating your love for Jesus might be a beautiful thing, but you still have to sweep the condoms under something.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus doesn’t believe in contraceptives.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT’S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just heard a pretty great story about this.

Fordham, a Jesuit university in the Bronx, was doing a production of Hair that at one point featured a pair of “flower girls” dancing through the aisles tossing handfuls of condoms into the audience. The head honcho of the university said that this qualified as “promoting contraception,” and negotiated a change with the director: if the girls instead scattered the condoms on the ground, it would be up to the audience whether or not to pick some up, and the school thus be in the moral clear.

I thought that was a pretty fair compromise, and so quintessentially and hilariously Jesuit. Naturally, the final performance saw the audience get covered in condom packets.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

East Coast school. At USF there wouldn’t have been a problem because no one would have attended the school theater.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always bring my own condoms when I go to see a production of Hair, anyway. I got in trouble once for not doing that.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAY IT AIN’T SO, DENNY

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That picture of Neagle is awful. I didn’t even know he owned a wig.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY

OHHHHHHH!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Royals are actually a cover for a terrorist organization. They purposely suck a lot as to not draw too much attention to themselves.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arod is going to have a chance to be sooooo clutch!

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, you should see his clutch. It’s fabulous.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not even watching the game. I have FSU at UNC football on my TV.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The way the playoffs may go, Jeter has a chance to be Mr. December.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

has jeter got swine flu?

everytime he’s been on tv tonight he’s either been coughing or striking out.

by Tim LinCyYoung on Oct 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coughing = choking = OMG NOT CLUTCH!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, how funny would it be if the Angels ended up winning the series?

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not that funny; sort of depressing, actually.

by goGSW24 on Oct 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s the Yankees. Not depressing to me.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry I read “series” as “Series,” as in “World Series.”

by goGSW24 on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a shame how superior the Giants pitching is compared to Angels, Yankees, Phillies

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just want to see the expressions on all the Yankee fans faces.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants would have swept the Yankees in the World Series, no problem.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem except for the 1 for 23 with RISP.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but GRITTY VETERAN GAMERS!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swing and a miss. Rowand has struck out.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like 7 for 8 with RISP.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis was the guy who failed to drive in that one run.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ching Ming-Wang in the NL=Walter Johnson

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, that makes sense

I was thinking of someone else.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I felt the need to correct that, given how egregious the typo was.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have loved Rivera in a SF uni the past few years

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah.

it might have even been worth having Jose Guillen just to trade him for Rivera.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s going to be a lot of red in this World Series, isn’t there? Not very fashionable.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought about that. Hard to tell the teams apart. Oh well, at least there’s no Toilet Duck water.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than Blue.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, yeah.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or purple.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think theres much of a chance for the Angels to win the last 2 in NY

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait… oh man, how did have the series records backward.

I guess this shows how much I’ve been paying attention to all these shitty teams.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s cute how Burnett and Joba have matching necklaces.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Phiten?

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joba and Josh Beckett are both featured on the Phiten web site.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL CYA winner is on the mound

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/spits

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/whips out stopwatch

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every pitcher in this game would be one.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every hitter, too.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Nick Swisher.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPECIALLY Nick Swisher.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Swish is swishy

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is one of the GIS results for "nick swisher pitch"

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dreamy.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And whatever is going on here

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Douche painting?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This may have been for breast cancer awareness day.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm… that’s probably not very douchey then.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, the Jayson Werth Flavah-Savah (or, if you prefer, the Facial Happy Trail) is always douchey, even when it’s gettin’ tricked out for a good cause.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a bad cause.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD, WHY?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t answer that for you.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I figured

But… why?

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess he wanted to be different.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I’m a Mac.”

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looks like Jesus

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"nick swisher pitching"

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makes total sense

Swisher is known for doing the Worm on the field and dancing with large Samoan men.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He painted that? Wow. It looks real.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

INVERTED W

Going to have arm problems.

/trying to sound Driveline Mechanic-y

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sideways p

I just made that up

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sideways pee

I always have that problem, and I hate it when I have to mop up

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate the split-stream phenomenon.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upside down O

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So true

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ground attack.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By how many feet would Bengie Molina have been out by on that play?

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

68?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

90ish?

Probably +/- 5 feet on that estimate.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Swishy.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I totally thought Willits would go there

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go where?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

home

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the game’s not even over.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, who do you think he is? Manny?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he would have made it.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would have been close

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NIce throw.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So do the Angels go to Fuentes in the ninth?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

er, I have been pondering the same thing

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are bringing him in

and to face the heart of the Yankees lineup. This has disaster written all over it.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLOSERS PITCH THE NINTH INNING

“I don’t write, pretend to understand or know the rules, but they’re there for a reason and I sure have to follow them.” – Mike Sciocccsisiasciaiacasassccsa

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuentes seemed better a few years ago. With his motion (staying closed for so long) it seemed to make a 92mph FB look like a 96mph FB. But now he kind of lost some of that deception (at least to me, from my couch, in my living room, in southern CA, wishing I was back in N CA).

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently so.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

here he comes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TW… nah, nevermind….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Odds of a one-two-three inning?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

100:1

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That depends on what those numbers are counting.

But, assuming you meant outs, I gonna go with “Vegas has removed this from the board.”

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, Mo’s got that spitball workin’ tonight.

LOL hyper-paranoid Angel fans!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for me to go check my laundry.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This should be fun.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what you always say,

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and it never is

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was that one time where I didn’t.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could have, though. That time was pretty fun.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s on that not-very-funny-but-trying-hard show, Community. And everyone in that ad is ex-SNL, so he fits.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The real question: Is Dana Carvey still relevant?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Watch his stand-up stuff from last year. Pretty good stuff.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LINE DRIVE HOME RUN

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, right, Fuentes. Maybe this isn’t over yet.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s not over till it’s over.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I just don’t watch enough non-Giants baseball, but I still expect K-Rod to be out there when the Angels have a save situation.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FISTED INTO THE BLEACHERS IN RIGHT FEEEEEEEELD

What’s that? Chip’s not doing this game? Sorry.

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know MS Word doesn’t recognize the word poo?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t know that, thanks.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dictionary donated by Purple Row.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must ask Neukom.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

One out, Fuentes, one out

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tex swinging at the first pitch. He was channeling his inner Giant.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dear brian fuentes,

don’t be joe nathan

sincerely, sfoakbay
p.s. close this shit out

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLUTCH WALK

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AROD FAILS TO DRIVE IN RUN YET AGAIN

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He got on base and if they score he won’t even be the one to score the tying run. so UNCLUTCH

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amzaing

He’s really dialed in.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. A-Rod’s gonna get blamed if the Yankees lose this one. Taking an intentional walk instead of hitting a home run is not the stuff of True Yankeeism.

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clutch Ass Grab

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just murdered the thread for me

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Large image is large.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeter handled that rather calmly.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Wow. Out here? In front of everyone? Why not.”

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matsui wishes he had a camcorder to add this to his porn collection

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think he’s into that kind of stuff.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEEDZ MOR TENTAKLS

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who knows what kind of porn it is. rumored 5500 tapes he’s gotta have some crazy stuff

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

should have said 55000

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Run-of-the-mill newsstand Japanese porn is pretty outre by even my standards.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just learned a new word.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Jeter gets all the hotties.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matsui HIts 2-run Homer.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So Fuentes gives up the tieing run to Matsui?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

strikes him out

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They pulled A-Rod for a pinch runner? Now I want to see this game get tied so his spot comes up again.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IRL LOL at Matsui’s expression after that low inside strike.

“Uhhhhh…. what?”

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUENTES

Finish him.

I guess.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was Tim McCarver with Joe Buck.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t he being serious?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s who they reminded me of!

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could hear the crowd a few moments ago.

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate that monkey.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWSS!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like bananas.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuentes Implosion

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

choke alert

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is gettin' exciting

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Halos Heaven must be frothing at the mouth right now.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic Angels Collapse Pending.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If they lose, it’s on Scouscia.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

scoouscher

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The post-season: the ONLY time that an awesome closer isn’t overrated.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ohhhh my that looked fair

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does a game of two teams trying to out-fail each other really count as exciting playoff baseball?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This would be a Giants’ playoff game had they lucked their way in this year.

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HYMNS

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If it was Ryan Howard at the plate, two strikes + two outs = bases clearing double

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for Another 100 Foul Balls

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That reminds me of when I was in college and roomed in the same wing as the baseball team.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.hiyoooo.com

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re just used to instantaneous Giants ABs.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do Yankees games always have to go 3 1/2 hours?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HINISH FIM!

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But I only like the beginning parts.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably been answered dozens of times already...

…but has that been Boras behind the plate for the Angels games?

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is just setting up to be one of those magical Yankee games that makes everybody want to puke.

The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.

by vinScullySucks on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

keithlaw Proven Closer, everybody!

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice hat.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finish Him Brian

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(DEUCES)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny, that’s what the Yankees are thinking too.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PROVEN CLOSER

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuentes sucks.

by Into the Void on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GIS for Fuck the Yankees.

(huge image is huge)

Another, honestly:

BORK!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMFG

I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wooohooo no homework for me!!

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

got a huge science test AND history test

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, i’ve definitely been there and done that, you just gotta tough this shit out dude. Good luck bro

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

eh, i kinda studied before, so it can’t be THAT bad

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what’s your science on

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this were happening to Brian Wilson in the post-season, I’d probably be dead by now.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think everyone here at MCC would be dead if this was Wilson.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This site would certainly be broken right now.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you gotta lower your cholesteral

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel extra innings coming.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, just poop.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the way batters always look at the bat.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Angelols

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH
/goes to do homework

by sfoakbay on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I’mma go check my laundry and then go watch Hamlet 2.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And I’ve already been warned by Netflix User Reviews that it’s not really a sequel to Hamlet.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh no. you’re going to have a real unexpected surprise

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then I’m not interested!

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

spoiler

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RENT THIS MOVIE

R+G Are Dead is a fucking phenomenal movie.

Also, hi, Baron!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi WTAWTAM

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 22, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish that movie hadn’t wasted its time with anything but the performance at the end. It’s like, “filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler, funny play.”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL YANKEES!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When did Brian Wilson sign with the Angels?

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

“I guess you get a save for that.”
-Bochy

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best quote of the year. By far

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

best thing bochy has ever said

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IAWTC

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate everyone around me

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my wife says that the Angels basically just passed a class with a D-

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at best. My neighbor just sounded off one of those fog horn things

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gooood… give in to your hatred… Strike down Steinbrenner, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I kind of want the Phillies to win it all now — a league bragging rights thing — so I’d be happy if the Angels and Yanks exhaust each other.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Likewise. Also, the Phillies just seem to have “it.” When they play the Yanks, it will be a great series (I hope).

by Every6thDay on Oct 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why interview Lackey?

That loser just got a ND.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s the ACE.

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He pitched a great game?

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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's your wife talking!

No, he did pitch a great game. He just looks/sounds very unpleasant, so I’ve decided to brand him a “loser.” Hmm, I guess he did sort of get a decision.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 22, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the ugliest, for sure

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Let’s be honest. Let’s be honest. That wasn’t a walk. That wasn’t a ball.”

LOL! He’s so right, he probably won’t even get fined for that. God DAMN the umps have been bad this year.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/calls Furcal safe at first

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Lackey sounds like Ray Romano

by esseffgeez on Oct 22, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Imagine if the Giants had any of the remaining three teams lineups with their pitching where we would be.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Imagine if they had any one of the hitters on the three remaining teams…

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is up with this FOX music? Is it the theme song for Jurassic Park?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

Nailed it. Or the Olympics. Something overblown and self-important.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 22, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clever girl.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 22, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, but I’m a bo…
Oh I get it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 22, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The composer also does the trailer music for Heroes.

by esseffgeez on Oct 22, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Williams?

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHHH, it’s fun posting on mccoveychronicles and on the golden state warriors forum too

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

horror-iors

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel they’re less “sarcastic”

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve had an account on GSoM for three years and a McC account for half a year. I have four times the comments on McC than on GSoM for good reason.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 22, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EXACTLY!, that’s what i’m getting at…. i’ll keep posting but here is cool, same with ninersnation, that place is legit

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because they keep deleting 75% of your comments on GSoM?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they just sometimes don’t understand my sarcasm

by PiKAgiant on Oct 23, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s a lot they don’t understand.

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohtay, yea i just kept posting and posting and was being sarcastic, but nobody really talked much nor cared

by PiKAgiant on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Golden State of Mind?

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by Natto on Oct 22, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

go cali

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep!

it’s just kinda different

by PiKAgiant on Oct 22, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone know anything about 64bit architecture?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do the apps have to be 64bit, too?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 22, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily I dont think

but to answer your question, no I don’t know anything about it…

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by bondslegend on Oct 22, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thank you, for your passion

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 23, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hang on. Let me do some research and I'll get back to you.

/pops in Mario 64 and starts exploring the castle.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap! I can go THROUGH the paintings! This game just went to a whole nother level for me.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, YANKEES!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by bondslegend on Oct 22, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A natto

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2009 1:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Natto tastes gross to me. And the texture is also gross.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But what about the food?

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s okay, I guess.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wouldn’t be entirely accurate to say “a natto”. That’s like saying “an oatmeal”. That’s a lot nicer than what natto commonly looks like.

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda looks like a rice krispy bar

with peanuts instead of rice krispies. If it tastes like it looks, I’m on board.

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by Woody'sShed on Oct 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It most definitely doesn’t taste like that.

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do not think that it looks that it way.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then I’m out

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on Oct 23, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were rotoreuter at first.

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, wait, what the heck?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 23, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I’m using someone’s established profile pic, I can rotate in another. Don’t want to step on rotoreuter’s toes.

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on Oct 23, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No big deal

It just threw me off for a second. We have a few duplicate avatars floating around.

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Rueter)

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woody is so much easier to spell

Hey Sandoval, mix in a salad. Everyone else, mix in a walk.

by Woody'sShed on Oct 23, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude had an odd pronunciation of a hard-to-spell name. Sort of like combining Bill Mueller with Bobby Estalella.

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by jcb9 on Oct 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Muellalella?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 23, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs


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