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by Grant on Oct 21, 2009 10:40 AM PDT
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The case against Shane Victorino is strong. He's a grubby little weasel who has no problem grabbing your junk and twisting it like an apple stem if it means breaking up a double play. Some people call that "gritty." Most sane folks call it "dirty." He went into right field to break up a double play in Tim Lincecum's debut, soiling what should have been an entirely magical day. Victorino was the winner of the final vote for the All-Star Game, beating out Pablo Sandoval.
So Victorino is the natural enemy of Tim Lincecum and Pablo Sandoval, who are two of the greatestest things nature has ever produced. So Victorino is against nature. He's a vile aberration.
At least, that's what I think right now. If the Phillies win today, though, it might be time to reevaluate Victorino. He's murdering the Dodgers in this series. He hit a crucial, eighth-inning home run in last year's NLCS. He probably wants to rip off Russell Martin's ears too. How can the enemy of true evil be evil himself? This is some real Aristotle stuff right here.
In a Victorinoless world, the Dodgers might have won the World Series last year. They still have a chance this year, but Victorino has helped put the Dodgers in a deep hole. Do you know what's worse than watching the Giants lose 90 games? Watching Dodgers spray each other with champagne. What's worse than falling just short of a playoff spot this season? Watching the Dodgers spray each other with champagne. There's still a chance that might happen. There's still a chance that Russell Martin will hug Jonathan Broxton in a couple of weeks as they look into each other's black, soulless eyes and say to each other, "We did it, buddy! We're world champions!" There's still a chance that on that night, they will have champagne with their puppy-fetus tacos instead of the usual goblets of goat's blood.
If that doesn't happen, though, Shane Victorino will be a big reason why. It's almost too much for my brain to handle.
Yeah, that's not a true spectrum, but you get the idea. If the Phillies win tonight, Victorino's somewhere up there. He'll be a hero, an anti-hero, and a force of evil working temporarily for the forces of good. (And, yes, I know it's very McCarthy of me to describe the Soviet Union as "evil", but work with me here.) I don't think I'll ever like Victorino -- I think that wiring is permanent -- but if he's responsible for a second straight Dodger ousting, there's no way he'll be a part of a hated-player list filled with Steve Garveys, Mike Piazzas, and Eric Gagnes. He'll be on the second tier, and he'll have begrudgingly earned a little respect. He'll still be a dirty player and a grubby little weasel, but if that's what it takes to prevent the Dodgers from winning....
Only if the Phillies win this series, though. Only if they win this series. Let's go Phillies. Don't let us down.
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i applaud the inclusion of han solo, but where is boba fett?
Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Oct 21, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Digestion time: 1,000 years
Star Wars universe: Long time ago
It’s hard to say.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how far is “far, far” exactly?
Les Plack = more chicks
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by Headhunter Rollins on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Utah.
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, measuring the Kessel Run in parsecs isn’t by definition inaccurate, even though a parsec is distance not time. If I recall correctly from by days as an uber-nerd Star Wars fanboy- back before George Lucas dropped trou and took a dump on us all- The Kessel Run was complicated by the Imperial Navy on one hand and a black hole on the other. The reason that the Falcon’s run was so impressive is because it took Han and Chewie closer to the black hole than anyone else would dare risk.
So if the shortest commonly-used route was, say, 18 parsecs, it would be a darned impressive testament to their skill and daring (not to mention the power of the Falcon’s engines) if they used a route that was less than twelve. It would also, obviously, shave a good deal of time off the trip.
/retcon’d
/Is a little disappointed but not really surprised to find that someone’s already thought of this and put a great deal more thought into it.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 21, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit
that was probably the nerdiest thing I have EVER read.
But it was still interesting, even though, as I said, it was OMG NERDY
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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 21, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my son has a subscription
to the Lego club. They have a running “clone wars” cartoon in it.
In one of the panels, the cartoon Gunray talks about “parsecs” as a unit of time, and one of his Battle Droids corrects him.
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by zenbitz on Oct 22, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s pretty cool.
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by Natto on Oct 23, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Closer than “really far, far away”
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does not matter because it needs more Bothans.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 21, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He escaped from the sarlacc:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Boba_Fett
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
bok bok bok... BOCOCK!
by capnk on Oct 21, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT IN THE MOVIES!!1
SO IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!11
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
Most of the stuff in the EU is utterly retarded.
"Vhet ere-a zee oodds Booster Pusey ifer pleys fur zee Geeunts?"
"He-a vun’t pley unteel he-a gets sume-a mejur leegooe-a ixpereeence-a."
by El Person on Oct 21, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I heard that han solo…was it a face melter?
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by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely agree
can’t stand him, but sometimes you have to make concessions. I feel the same about tom brady, but when he was throwing 6 TDs for my fantasy team it was hard to hate the guy.
Not the same thing, but still.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly dude, i don’t hate Tom Brady, he might be cocky, but he’s damn good, plus he’s done really nothing to the niners, so it’s aight.
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The comparisons to montana piss me off
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 21, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(even though they're somewhat warrented)
if he played for anyone else I wouldn’t hate him as much. Unless it was the Vikings
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 21, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea… it pisses me off too, but he is a damn good player
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's not brett favre, that's for sure
people got automatic brownie points for not being:
a) related to the dodgers
b) espn loving
c) brett favre
by sfoakbay on Oct 21, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And there's this
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pride of San Mateo, for Chrissake!
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
…and he was nice to Turtle.
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by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLston
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US, KRISTI?! WHYYYYY?!?!
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn You Kristi!!!!!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to hate him, but then he wears a Giants hat at the Boston Garden.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure i hate him, because he is so damn good, probably a hall of famer
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO’S SCRUFFY LOOKIN’?
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My wife (a big Sillies fan) and I were at Game 4 Monday night, and every time Victorino did something I cursed at him a little under my breath. Otherwise of course I was cheering on the Phillies— I especially enjoyed the four or five “Beat L.A.!” chants.
by oneflapdown on Oct 21, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That chant is what made me root for Boston in the NBA Finals. Hated both teams, but you just can’t argue with a good “BEAT LA” chant. That’s in the Bible, so it’s science.
by troymccluresf on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the Phillies games I went to this year, I gave a Bay product like Rollins a nice clap every time he came up…but for Shane it’s loud boo’ing every time. Screw Shane Victorino. Watching him beat the Dodgers is like a movie script where you have no choice but to work with the enemy, who you know is going to betray you as soon as the objective is complete. It feels terrible doing it, but you know there’s no other choice.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puppy-fetus tacos
God, I love this place.
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 21, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Black puppy-fetus tacos
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by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH IT WAS FROM GREEN BURRITO
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE’S BEING DIRTY!
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will never like Shane Victorino. It’s a temporary alliance at best – and even while it lasts, what I’m really rooting for is for Phillies OTHER THAN Shane Victorino to beat the Dodgers.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA! Ok, so you heard it here first, this guy believes that the ROyals will be legit in 3 years
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You or Grant?
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I’m not sure I understand this comment. Was something already deleted in this thread?
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
by marcello on Oct 21, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PiKA deleted a couple of Jager shots.
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by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah nah, i’m in class now and this kid is talkin about how good the Royals will be
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOAL!
(one man football GDT)
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by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck it LA
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: By the way guys and gals, at Miami… Best Mexican food is at Chipotle…. wow, poor midwestern folks
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
miami, OH?
what were your expectations?
by atxgiantsfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, for sure, not sure i can figure out where else to go in town, it’s now Chipotle and Qdoba
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I praise baby Jebus I live walking distance from El Castillito.
by troymccluresf on Oct 21, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicago actually has surprisingly good Mexican food. Likely because it has a surprisingly large Mexican-American population.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, then when you travel down into Southern Ohio…. ehhhh people don’t know as much
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would imagine.
Mexican food is also bleak in the northeast. Even in the big cities.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting, i did not figure that would happen
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Philly has awful Mexican food. As do NY, DC and Richmond (from my experiences).
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, NYC has some bad mexican food???
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s really no good Mexican food there. Even bad Mexican food is hard to find in a lot of neighborhoods.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So overall there’s some pretty damn good mexican food in the Bay Area
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NYC and Meican food
Its coming up, thanks to immigration from Mexico, and California+SouthWest. Today, there is ‘authentic’ type places in Mexican neighborhoods, California-type places in trendy neighborhoods, cheap and expensive taco trucks, Southern mexican cuisine where it begins to blend with Guatemala and other central american cuisines, and gourmet-pricey type places.
It’s not just Chinese restaurants that also serve Mexican food (or just make the switch entirely) like it was 3+ years ago. And its not just Chipotle like was 1+ years ago. Decent or fancy Mexican food seems to be all around me nowadays. Amazing and cheap Mexican food… not so much.
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by kennv on Oct 21, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last time I had Meixcan in NY (about 6 months ago) it was one of those fancy Mexican places. Ugh. If Mexican food isn’t cheap they’re doing something wrong. The cheap stuff back home in the Bay was better than the fancier expensive stuff anyways…
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it Dos Caminos? I went there for Valentine’s Day a couple years ago. My girlfriend is from San Antonio, so obviously we both know our Mexican food. They charged us something like twelve dollars for the guacamole alone. Like, one avocado’s worth of guacamole. I was pissed. It wasn’t even as good as my own.
If Mexican food isn’t cheap they’re doing something wrong.
Fo’ rillz! Even the cheap stuff out here oft has something… off about it. I think the ingredients available just aren’t quite right. I found one perfect little hole-in-the-wall joint in Greenpoint that gets it just right, though. Turns out it’s run by a lesbian couple transplanted from Portland, OR that felt it was high time for a decent burrito place in the city.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 21, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
brooklyn has some that's tolerable.
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by zenbitz on Oct 22, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The closest they have to Mexican people there is Puerto Ricans. Funny note: idiots from Jersey think Puerto Ricans are Mexicans.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An idiot like me thinks all people from New Jersey are Italians.
by Every6thDay on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuhgeddaboudit
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my buddy is from Long Island, so he absolutely hates em
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having lived in Jersey
I have to say, DUH, JEWS.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is VERY bad, like if you asked your WASP grandmother to make a burrito, this is what NYC comes up with.
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would lose my mind if I lived in a place that didn’t have good Mexican food available.
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by marcello on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here, that’s why i make it myself at the apartment
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once ordered a burrito in a restaurant in Madison, Wisconsin. I was just too shocked it was actually on the menu.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How was it?
"Vhet ere-a zee oodds Booster Pusey ifer pleys fur zee Geeunts?"
"He-a vun’t pley unteel he-a gets sume-a mejur leegooe-a ixpereeence-a."
by El Person on Oct 21, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NYC had THE WORST I have had, though i didn’t find a burrito in London, so there is room further decline.
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t been to London since 1997, but at that point at least, Londoners considered Mexican food very bizarre and exotic.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had pizza in London and it was the worst pizza I ever ate — even when compared to school lunch pizza. So I bet London can steal the medal away from New York (LIKE THEY DID THE OLYMPICS)
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never had pizza there.
One lesson I did learn, though: if you’re in an English pub, and the menu says something comes with a salad, they actually mean a single wilted piece of lettuce and maybe one or two other tasteless vegetables. No dressing.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had good pizza in London at a couple different places. It’s definitely a different style than the pizza here, but tasty all the same. I did enjoy that an “American Pizza” was pepperoni and a “Spicy American Pizza” was pepperoni and jalapenos, since those are frequently found on pizza here.
by W8ingForATitle on Oct 21, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was like someone put ketchup and parmesan on a Bisquick biscuit crust. BARF
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PizzaExpress is pretty good.
Like an upmarket pizzeria. PizzaExress in London’s Soho is also a pretty neat Jazz club. (Saw Mose Allison there). I was disappointed when I learned that PizzaExpress was actually a chain all around the cities of England, with decent food, but not always decent jazz.
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by kennv on Oct 21, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a great pizza place in London on Goodge Street called Icco – and it was really cheap (well, it was for my first semester, then they raised the prices.) Still, I atethere a lot.
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decent ingredients for Mexican food is available in grocery stores in Europe, but it is way expensive. Cheaper to buy a couple nice steaks. This may be why you don’t find Mexican restaurants in Europe.
by W8ingForATitle on Oct 21, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they say AMERICANS are cheap and lazy. SHEESH. Get your act together, EUROPE.
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of my relatives in Switzerland, when my grandmother visits, she always brings them corn tortillas.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had the worst Mexican food that I’ve ever had in the Airport in Frankfurt. I actually had amazing Mexican food once in Germany too, but it was in a pub that turned cantina on weekends, run by a wandering Californian cook.
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by kennv on Oct 21, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a burrito place near my dorm in London… otoh, the burrito cost almost the equivalent of $10 and it was mediocre as FUCK. But I was desperate at that point :(
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by jponry on Oct 21, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet somehow, NYC doesn’t. I mean, 8 million people, you’d think SOMEone could roll up a decent burrito. Thank god for the Burrito Tunnel.
by troymccluresf on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just don’t think mexican food can be found at a high quality anywhere too far from the border, i don’t think city size relates much at all.
by atxgiantsfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The key factor is: are there actual Mexicans living in the area? In the Northeast, no matter how dense the population, the answer is always no.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
out of curiosity, what’s the farthest anyone’s been from the border and found bueno mexican food?
by atxgiantsfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Jose/San Francisco. Apparently others have been to Chicago, which is sort of close to a border.
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by marcello on Oct 21, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s on the border…with Indiana.
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there’s a ton of people here at school from Chicago that just love to think they are the best and claim to have the best everything, i just shake my head
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Californians would NEVER do that!
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People from LA do… haha, no i mean there are people that do that from California, but this is just bad
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, no, people from NorCal do it, too.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are the best!
But we don’t have the best everything.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, i can see that, we are #1 in destination to visit for 17 years straight :)
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having not lived permanently in NorCal for like 6 years now…yep, that’s definitely me.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicago’s pretty nice and has a lot going for it. It also sucks in a lot of ways, though. It might crack my top 10 favorite American cities, but probably not the top 5.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, i think it’s in the top 10 in my book for sure
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
have a friend first semester at dupaul, loves it
by atxgiantsfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rupaul?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RON PAUL 2012
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 21, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NIBIRU 2012
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aztecs would definitely be favored if they still had Strasburg.
by dmunk on Oct 21, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought they played a differnt kind of ball.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I heard they were very good at executing the sacrifice though!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 22, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good things about Chicago:
- extensive public transit
- awesome ethnic neighborhoods
- good universities
- architecture
- lots of baseball games to go to
- Taste of Chicago – awesome annual food festival
- Printers’ Row – awesome annual book festival
- the weather’s real nice about two days a year
- the Lakefront’s pretty cool (but can’t compare to the ocean)
Bad things about Chicago:
- slow-as-fuck and crumbling public transit
- arguably the worst, most corrupt state and local politics in the country
- the weather is almost always actively unpleasant
- O’Hare Airport
- Cubs fans
- it’s really, really, really, really flat. mind-crushingly so
- despite the last point, they have the audacity to give their suburbs names like “Chicago Heights” and “Chicago Ridge”
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
add to cons: too many “pop” drinkers
by atxgiantsfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I definitely noticed the flatness.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun fact
It was caused by glaciers during the last Ice Age. Crushed everything flat.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus: Art Institute
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by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the great shames of my three years in Chicago: I never made it to the Art Institute.
Another is that I never made it to a White Sox game. Not that it’s such a great ballpark, but going to new parks is fun.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what, no mention of Wrigley?
bestest ballpark evar
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 21, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mentioned all the ballgames you can go to there – Wrigley’s a sub-category of that, I guess.
I agree it’s nice, but it’s not my favorite ballpark.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too many Cubs fans
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 21, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOT!
The worst part about the cold, though, is that for ONE DAY in the early spring, it’ll be gorgeous and warm out and it’s so wonderful – and then the next day it’ll be the 30 degrees again. It’s soul crushing.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I know what you mean. In the second day of a 3 day stretch of nice weather in Philly (the week before was awful)…and I basically expect this to be all we get for the whole fall. Summer, winter for a week, 3 day fall in between, then back to winter until June….ugh.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d give my left nut for 30 degree weather. Come live in the Central Valley for a year and you’ll know what I mean. It’s like God tricks us every year for a few days into thinking we’re actually getting a spring season, only to get 5 months of 100+ degree heat.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 21, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thing is, Chicago has that, too. You really do get screwed at both ends.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, There’s really no relief when living in Chicago, the water is too warm for relief
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
trust me, the water here is no relief either, unless you like warm bath water.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 21, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
been there done that dude, my Grandpa lived in Fresno, and there’s no relief down there at all
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it’s dry heat. Most of the rest of the country gets cold, crappy winters, and then summer is all humid, which is way worse than 100 degress California heat…
(Also, it gets a hell of a lot colder than 30 degrees in a lot of places)
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I can’t speak to the rest of the country’s heat. However, the cold weather part of it still sounds awesome. I’m a very cold-blooded person.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 21, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The heat bothers me a lot more than the cold – if it’s cold you can bundle up, but when it’s hot as fuck you can be naked and it’s still miserable.
With that having been said, I hate the cold too. I’m a total Bay Area kid – I like (gasp!) pleasant weather.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve heard people make that argument “oh it’s a dry heat” many people agree until they spend a brutal August or September baking in the central valley. What many people don’t realize is that it is an unrelenting dry heat sometimes lasting long into the evening/nighttime hours. And there’s no rain shower or cloud cover to provide any relief from the piercing hottitude.
Not that humidity is any fun either, they are just different types of uncomfortable.
by Merope on Oct 21, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah, once you start hitting 102+, its just hot no matter if its humid or not. Its more the 85-95 range that’s much, much nicer without humidity.
What many people don’t realize is that it is an unrelenting dry heat sometimes lasting long into the evening/nighttime hours
Well this is one of the things about humidity – it keeps the air temp at night. On nice nights where the humidity isn’t brutal (no T-storm coming in or anything), and its not too hot, a nice amount of humidity keeps it so nice at night, but on those really hot humid summer days its just miserable at every hour of the day. It doesn’t go away.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People in SF tend to go crazy on the one or two nice warm nights we get a year.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah…I dunno whats wrong with yall. East Bay (over the hills) is the place to be, so much warmer than SF (but not brutal like the central valley)….
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Novato, CA
My hometown
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!
by baetown415 on Oct 21, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geneva, Switzerland. Geneva managed to have awesome ethnic food. Had some great Thai food too.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 21, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting. I have cousins in Switzerland and they don’t get any ethnic food at all where they are. Of course they’re in a totally different part of the country from Geneva.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A woman I know from Australia told me that they don’t have waffles down under. WAFFLES.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do they survive?!
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s pretty disgusting.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spread it all over, JUST NOT ON WAFFLES, CUZ YOU CAN’T.
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
half of me is actually tempted to google vegemite..
by atxgiantsfan on Oct 21, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, it’s not as exciting as that picture.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a malt-based food spread. It’s salty and weird.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is GROSS.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t you remember the “Men at Work” song “Vegemite Sandwich”????
Maybe I’m dating myself here…… ;→
by joethejet on Oct 21, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That has to be simmilar to a dirty Sanchez…right?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 21, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/cancels Australian vacation
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sacramento.
I bet you could easily go all the way up the central valley into like Redding and get a good taco.
by DrStankus on Oct 21, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, like I said, Chicago has surprisingly good Mexican food because there’s a long-established Mexican-American population there. It has more to do with Mexican population than distance for the border.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the history of Mexicans in California is not a pretty picture; maybe that would account for the mostly crappy mex food here.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 21, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a lot of crappy Mexican food to be had in California, but also some of the best.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a lot of Mexican food in general, some good some bad. Once you figure out a couple good places in the area you live, you’re set.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS INFORMATION WILL COME IN HANDY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fortunately, I’m never going to Ohio.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good, because just after college i’m staying in California or a big city
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought in a million years I’d be moving to northern Florida, and yet, two months from today…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll miss you, but they’ll have the interweb soon.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come to think of it
I’ve never stayed in any Midwestern cities for an extended period of time. I was briefly in Chicago to switch planes on a flight from NY back to SF, but that’s about it. I’ve been to most of the states on both coasts though.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to Chi a few years ago and really liked it. Definitely worth checking out.
by troymccluresf on Oct 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I certainly want to visit it sometime. I have some friends who live there whom I haven’t seen in a long time. It’s just a matter of finding the time and opportunity.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you do make it, you should hit me up for tips on stuff to do and stuff to eat.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROAD TRIP!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 21, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE HELL??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Central Ohio>Northern Florida.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Columbus has way better pizza than the Bay Area. That is a scientific fact.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, well, i’ve only been there once or twice but i liked it there a ton more than Cincy or Cleveland
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not according to Ralph.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the panhandle
when I visited there. Nice beaches. Not crowded.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?
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PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game currently in early planning stages.
by zenbitz on Oct 22, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/cries and rips up Natto’s invitation to Rotorueter’s birthday party
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/sees invitation
/blows nose on it
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY SO MEAN
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto really needs to stop making people cry.
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should make NATTO cry!
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by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live to crush dreams
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHUNK!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 21, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can a moderator be banned?
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anyone should be banned for posting disturbing images, it should be Grant. I mean, what the hell – Victorino’s face, crotch AND Broxton’s fat, undoubtedly hairy ass?
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m never moving to the Midwest then.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel very lucky to live in the Bay Area
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Midwest isn’t so bad. Chicago, Minneapolis and Ann Arbor are good cities. Food-wise, you just have to adjust to more of a meat-and-potatoes palate. Good, cheap steakhouses abound.
The only dealbreaker for me is the weather. No to snow and no to 100+ temps and humidity.
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Ann Arbor is awesome, i feel like i’m in Berkeley when i go there. The food and just the people that live in the area are just awesome
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I like it a lot too. Berkeley is a good call.
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve never been, but I’ve been really meaning to go.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea it’s a very cool place, if you’ve been to Berkeley it’s very similar but just less people. Very fun to go to especially with the University of Michigan there
by PiKAgiant on Oct 21, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
adjust to more of a meat-and-potatoes palate.
ugh, i mean, it probably isn’t as bad as it’s sound, but after living in the Bay Area for most of my life…I WANT MT ORGANIC, LOCALLY PRODUCED, SUPPORTED BY SMALL BUSINESS VEGGIES
by sfoakbay on Oct 21, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have not enjoyed a minute of these playoffs and will not until the Dodgers are eliminated.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on, you didn’t find Game 4 of the NLCS even just a leeeetle entertaining?
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Entertaining? Yes. Nerve-wracking? Hell yes. Relieved yet? No.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn’t enjoy the last minute of that game?
Because I thought it was very enjoyable.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 21, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe not relieved… but at 3-1 with another Cliff Lee start coming soon… you’ve got to feel good about that.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 21, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok. Let me reload.
Oh come on, you didn’t find Game 3 of the NLCS enjoyable?
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. I refuse to be happy about anything until the Dodgers are gone.
Now, I’m happy.
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 22, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't actually root for the Dodgers
…obviously.
But if by some act of Satan, they were allowed to win tonight, watching the Phillies crush the Dodgers in front of what’s left of Dodger Stadium’s home crowd would not be the worst thing ever.
by troymccluresf on Oct 21, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tempting
But I don’t want to chance it. End them now.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stalin in WW2: evil but useful
Just redact “USSR” (and probably “ultimately”) and it works perfectly.
oh so this is what wide does …
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, the USSR was evil, especially under Stalin. He may have murdered more people than Hitler. Evil is a good description for sure.
Defeated Hitler, with our help, and in that sense useful, but evil definitely for the next 50 years (at least)
by joethejet on Oct 21, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And he brought us this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU67r0-QgZs
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when Sabean brings in Victorino as a 36 year old free agent for a six year deal, will we be able to put the past aside?
by out machine on Oct 21, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, because by then he will be hitting .203.
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 21, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait till he signs Suckit Martin. …Just until Posey’s ready.
by Merope on Oct 21, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grant, I’m glad you brought attention to this important issue. Shane Victorino’s bugged-out, greenie-fueled blood-shot eyes and Joker-ish grin just make me want to… well… shake my fist at the TV, but reading someone else’s disdain for the man — on the internet, no less — turns my shaking fist into a thumbs up… at this site!
by Every6thDay on Oct 21, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh joy, a couple of guys in suits just came to my door to discuss the Bible.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
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by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are a few black Mormons, so that’s possible, but they weren’t on bicycles.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you didn’t talk to them? Did you just turn off the lights and hide behind the couch?
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told them I was working and went back upstairs.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere on the Secular Web there used to be a whole list of how to handle missionaries at the door. I can’t find it now, but it was pretty funny.
“Put on a bathrobe, grab a carving knife, dip it in ketchup. Open the door and tell them you’ll be right with them after you are finished with the virgin sacrifice.”
by Merope on Oct 21, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jehovah’s Witnesses?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a Kingdom Hall about 6 blocks from here, so that’s a distinct possibility.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
J-Dubs! Woohoo!
but, no, they do field work on saturdays.
No, sounds Mormon to me.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Usually when I see Mormons doing missionary work, they’re better dressed. These guys were wearing suits like I’d expect to see on Vince McMahon in the 80s.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Gorilla Monsoon, even.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those are JW’s alright.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There JW’s then.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bill Maher?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not unless he’s shaves his head, gained a lot of weight, and has decided to start going door-to-door in blackface.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shave
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh! “He’s shave his head”. That makes more sense.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shaveD
The d and l keys on my keyboard have been giving me trouble for weeks, dammit.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since the english language is always evolving, why not introduce a d-free version of the word? Like “shove”. He shove his head.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or shoven.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shav
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chivas.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Super Chivas!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So maybe?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nod nod nod
There’s a camera in that bible.
... null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, empty of meaning and effect for all time
by shanghaijim on Oct 21, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY HALLOWEEN PLANS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on Oct 21, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And come to think of it
I also had a run-in with a crazy homeless guy earlier. So it’s been a great morning!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good morning!
Good morning!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wearing my New School sweatshirt. He said hello, I nodded politely.
“Let me ask you something,” he said. I cocked my eyebrow and paused.
“The New School – is that about ‘schooling’ your,” he pointed to his forehead. I looked at him funny.
He glared at me. “So it is!” he said.
I mumbled something about how it has a tradition of both academics and social activism.
“I have to go,” I said.
“You don’t have anywhere to go!” Angry now.
“Uh, I really do, actually.”
“My son from SF State, he’s a model at the New School!”
“Okay, I really have to go now.” I walked away.
“FINE, SHUT THE WORLD OUT!”
Whee!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"FINE, SHUT THE WORLD OUT!"
McCoven, this of course is to be used to refute any of jcb9’s posts. Have fun!
"It's too late now."
by ResDog on Oct 21, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn’t get robbed like Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was pickpocketed in Berkeley circa 2000, but not since.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The most devastating theft in my life, though: when I was eight or nine, I brought my baseball card binder to show off at my after school program, and it was stolen.
/sobs
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is horrible. I tend to keep mine in hiding.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 21, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hbp
The perfect rooting solution was what happened I think the game before last – HBP. Helps the Phillies, hurts rectum-face. Every time Victorino comes up, that’s what I’m rooting for.
by Kalk on Oct 21, 2009 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dig.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOAL!
(omgdt)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wing passes to center. Holds it. Holds it.
HOLDS IT!
by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sabean better bring him back. or else, what a waste
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 21, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLing at work.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 21, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jazz Hands
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 21, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a tough postseason to enjoy, given the four teams remaining, but Victorino notwithstanding, the Phillies are certainly the least unpleasant of the lot:
—Jimmy Rollins (Bay Area product, future beneficiary of 5-year contract by Brian Sabean in 2011)
—Scott Eyre (one of my favorite Giants relievers ever)
—Cole Hamels (winner of the Stephen Malkmus lookalike contest)
Once they take down the Evils, the next step is to destroy the Yankees. I’d be down with that.
"Those that drink the Kool-Aid, please leave the room."
by Kitspool on Oct 21, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would like a Yankees-Phillies World Series for some obvious reasons. I’m torn on who should win though.
On one hand as a suffering Giants fan, a team’s fans having back to back World Series victories seems totally unfair.
On the other hand, it is pretty funny when the Yankees spend so much money and don’t win it all.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 21, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the other hand, the Giants have the most wins of any MLB franchise, and the Phillies have the most losses of any MLB franchise, so at least we have that.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 hands is a lot of hands though. Are we now joining with each other to count hands?
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 21, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Join this hand?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antonio Alfonseca has six fingers on each hand – maybe that can help us somehow?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 2/5 hands there. I think we’re onto something now
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 21, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phils have payback on their minds (1950)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 21, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fun fact
The Philadelphia Phillies did not win their first World Series until 1980, after 98 years of existence.
by esseffgeez on Oct 21, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(tmgdt)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“The Milan fans were in good voice there for a moment.”
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why was that last goal disallowed?
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 21, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foul on Marcello (we all knew he cheats the game).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 21, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I was just watching the video of the blown call at third base last night. Turns out Tim McClelland’s also the guy who made the Greorge Brett pine tar call.
Didn’t he also blow a call for us in the last couple of years? I have a vague recollection…
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(thanks Natto. Will be more careful with file size next time)
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 21, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Moral of this story: Suck it, Russell Martin.
by deuce deuce on Oct 21, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ruiz with the winning run
Chip Caray: “Here’s the throw to the plate — not in time!” Except, as far as I can tell, there wasn’t actually a throw to the plate. Caray made it up. I was also flummoxed by his call of Belliard’s “high, fly ball … into shallow left center field”, caught by the shortstop, to end Game 1.
I ragged on Dick Stockton in the NLDS, but now I’m full on the anti-Caray bandwagon.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone around here, in the last week, made the comment if Flemming keeps getting better we are going to lose him. I already think he is better than either of the two mentioned.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 21, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Flem is going to be gone before long. Someone is going to offer him a top job and he is going to take it — he should take it.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should be given a top job but I think you’re giving the networks more credit then I am.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, by “top job” I meant a #1 broadcasting job with one of the major league teams. Here in SF he’s #2 to Miller. Even last year (or was it ‘07?), he was #2 to Greg Papa when Papa subbed in on the weekends, which didn’t make sense to me.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I could see him moving on to another team. He isn’t likely to move up with the Giants so he pretty much has to. Maybe he’ll end up in Oakland.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 21, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. There are plenty of good announcers out there but the networks have stuck with the current crop of shitheads over them all.
by troymccluresf on Oct 21, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What other announcers would y’all rate as among the best? Every time I hear a non-Giants broadcast I only seem to catch the awful ones. The Hawk Harrelsons of the world, if you will.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t have any systematic sense of the field, but I think the Mets’ TV crew — Gary Cohen on play-by-play with Darling and Hernandez as analysts — is pretty good. Darling I like more than Hernandez.
Vin Scully has been around so long that I think he’s outlived his genre — the cultural norms of what we think of as good broadcasting have changed and yet he’s still around. I feel like criticizing him is to commit an act of historical short-sightedness. But you listen to him for a while and you do realize he is very, very skilled.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh, it sounds like the Mets’ crew has totally turned over from the days when I lived in New Jersey and listened to WFAN in the 90s.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, this is the TV side. The radio guys are — lemme check — Howie Rose and Wayne Hagin. Yeah, they’re both fairly new to the Mets, so you wouldn’t have been listening to them in the 90s.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Wayne Hagin was with the Giants at one point too – back when Greenwald was gone.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking they hired Fleming young so that come 2050 they will have a potential Vin Scully on their hands.
“He’s been with the team since they were playing at China Basin.”
by Merope on Oct 21, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are none, silly.
"Vhet ere-a zee oodds Booster Pusey ifer pleys fur zee Geeunts?"
"He-a vun’t pley unteel he-a gets sume-a mejur leegooe-a ixpereeence-a."
by El Person on Oct 21, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a throw in the direction of the plate.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm. Very well. I will rescind the pie ambush I had ordered out on him.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, don’t do that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could have one of the beat writers throw a shoe at him.
by non sequitur on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please please please please please please!!!!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would never advocate wasting PIE on heathen like him.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 21, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ball wasn’t even close to the infield when Ruiz scored.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 21, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
there are no good announcing teams on TV in this year’s MLB playoffs. In fact, I’d like someone to tell me a single sport that has good top announcing teams. The only one I can think of is CBS football- most of their guys are really solid, but Nantz is probably the worst and he’s their number 1 guy.
Remember the “old” days? We had Pat summerall and john madden. That was the absolute golden age of sports announcing. I’m not old enough to remember way back, but for as long as I’ve been paying attention, baseball’s top national announcing teams have been god-awful.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 21, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I talked to some people at work (who are older than me) about this – I think the nature of announcing in general has changed for the worst. They agreed. Announcing has gone the way of political pundits, it’s not about describing the game or giving people facts anymore, it’s about throwing out opinions that get viewers these days. It’s really weighing down announcing in general. They didn’t use to 2 or even 3 guys in the booth before – they just called it how they saw it (very eloquently), kind of like Jon Miller does, and I think that’s the best way to announce.
Now it’s about creating a spectacle. Creating controversy. Turning every issue into a big thing. Making your opinion heard. TBS isn’t bad, I honestly don’t mind them, they’re a huge step up from Fox and other networks…but I still think they could do with less and just give us more play-by-play and less punditry.
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the announcing has really turned me off from the playoffs. I tried to watch some last night and then ARod came up and Buck started going off about his unclutchness in the past as a Yankee and all this stuff.
The thing is, I never read or hear anyone say they like Joe Buck. I hear how much he sucks on a constant basis though. How is he so successful?
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You probably hang out with people who care. Joe Buck is for the really casual fan that doesn’t know anything about baseball. Fox is absolutely brutal I’d rather watch it on mute than listen to their bullshit. It’s been nice though cause I’ve been watched the Phillies and they’ve been on TBS but I haven’t watched or cared one bit about the Yankees series, so I haven’t had to deal with his crap…
by Missing Barry on Oct 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m looking forward to the gameday thread going up. ELIMINATION DAY, BABY!
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 21, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see everyone is coming around to my Victorino-is-not-so-evil view.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Oct 21, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How fitting. “Go Victorino” just sounds weird… shudder…
by CoJax on Oct 21, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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