Barry Zito Resurfaces on Facebook, Hangs with Models

While looking at a UK friend's photos on Facebook I saw a guy who looked an awful lot like Barry Zito. His name? Baron Von Zitenhausen. The rest of the stuff seems like Zito too (School: UCSB/USC; Interests: playing sports, playing music, SURFING). Look at his photos, it just gets weirder.

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I can’t look at any of his info because he’s not my “friend”. :(

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by Natto on Oct 20, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions

LOL

/commences fb stalking….

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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 20, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions

What's scarier

… that somebody made up a whole Facebook pic to pretend to be/make fun of Zeets,

or that this is really him?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions

It’s Guy Incogzito

by Natto on Oct 20, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I emailed my friend who was partying with "Baron von Zitenhausen" in the London the last couple of days.

It’s definitely him. Zito’s in Paris now, according to his latest post.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 20, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions

Now he’s “Barold”

Thing A

by sam23 on Oct 20, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions

Barold and Gumar Go To In-N-Out

by Natto on Oct 20, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

mm double meat animal style, fries extra crispy, chocolate shake.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 20, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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Turn Right

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 20, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Let the man be, please.

Soon, some jackass idiot fans will send annoying messages after a bad start. Nobody needs to hear that, especially from the sort that listen to Damon Bruce.

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by haverecords on Oct 20, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs