Open GameThread, NLCS Game Two
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2009 12:00 PM PDT
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Philadelphia Phillies Friday, Oct 16, 2009, 4:07 PM EDT Pedro Martinez vs Vicente Padilla Sunny. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.
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I have a couple friends who will be there.
I hope they’re just as crushed as they were last year when they got devastated by Matt Stairs.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Suck It
Russell Nathan Jeanson Coltrane Martin, Jr.
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I beat you the longer term Phillie fans have some real chpoice stuff to saay about Padilia. Crushing him would probably feel real good to these that went though ’04 & ’05 years with him.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
My brother in law was laughing uncontrollably when telling me Padilla was starting game 2.
Then 5 minutes later, while telling me about how strong the Phillies rotation is, he cited Hamels WS MVP, Pedro’s 3 CYA and Blanton being the “Ace” for another team when he was traded to the Phillies.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
True knowledge enters a head slowly. And some head it enters slower than others.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I don’t correct him, except on the Blanton point.
/looking for play off tixs
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Just as well. try and correct him all at once and he would probably go into Sabean mode.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I would not object to a Phillies victory today.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Also
And, uhhh:
http://www.missfootball.com/basefam.jpg
Just posting the link for the second one ‘cause it’s big.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
O.T. Waoh! Abrue turned down $16MM/2 years from and Angels?
/ blinks and shakes head
He is a aware most NL teams can’t place him on the field, right?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
What? You have a link?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
These guys have couple links. Chose your posion and consider the scoure apply, as always.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha. Why thank you.
He is up there in his years, someone might give him a 3 year, maybe, but i think that would be one of the best offers he could get.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
I agree. i think the Angels did a class thing in offering him both $8MM a year and 2 years rather then making him bid his way up to that. Now Abreu’s best hope is someone in the AL pulls a Sabean.
/ looks at Jays & Royals
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably just the royals, didn’t the Jays just fire their Sabean?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Yes, but i don’t think they have named a replacement yet.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They replaced him with their assistant GM. He has a long Greek name, though, so don’t ask me to spell it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I was wondering what the Good Phight People thought of the Carlton Chronicles thing, but that phrase has never been used there. On the other hand, if you search for McCovey Chronicles, there is a guy calling us insane maniacs in the comments.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
WHO SAID THAT? WE WILL FUCKING RIP HIM IN TWO!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Seanny Rotten. I guess that’s Johnny’s baseball nerd cousin from Pennsylvania.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Heh
Looking at his profile, he’s actually mainly a True Blue LA user. So.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Well, its obvious hes already in purgatory for his sins of hating us
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
True Blue has users?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
If you check, they seem to have a lot more traffic this year than they did in the past.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Now I’m wondering how many other SBN blogs see us as evil, insane nutcases. Purple Row, check. True Blue LA, check.
Actually, True Blue LA apparently called us out on the main page in August:
I’d just like to ask our commentators not to turn this site into McCovey Chronicles. This is our team, we don’t need to be bad mouthing them when things get a little dicey.
We’re, like, the bad boys of the pasty living-in-mom’s-basement baseball nerd blogger scene!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
/ blinks. Re-reads last line. Shakes head. re-re-read last line again
Chasm sense is Tingleing!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Mother Thresa’s nether region is more inviting than McCovey Chronicles.
In response to Poseidon’s Fist (of Purple Row) whining about how we’re not welcoming. Um, maybe because your users keep trolling here!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Aw, and Mondogarage complaining about getting banned, too
http://www.truebluela.com/2009/10/2/1066197/dodgers-experiencing-flashbacks-to#22154294
Our reputation amuses me.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Maybe we should team up with Lookout Landing and start a gang war with True Blue LA and Purple Row.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
We could throw our cappuccinos a them!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Okay, one more
Because the RAGE and lack of punctuation make it really funny:
since those self-hating losers over there would erase and then ban any gloating comment in literally 30 seconds, i’ll put it over here… now they can go back to what they do best: circle jerks regarding 1. star wars 2. "clever" puns re beatles lyrics, etc. 3. 60 comments on some lame photoshop involving a panda 4. an informal roll call of "so, how many of you guys are gay" (this one got a good response btw not that there’s anything wrong with that) 5. "suck it russell martin" – good stuff guys 6. how much they are looking fwd to more of rowand and renteria in the lineup for a couple more years and 7. whether any of them have ever actually touched a baseball (or a breast) and yes, I realize it is lame to spend so much time over there, but after 1 of their many soul crushing losses I love reading their 1000 comments that all say "I hate my team myself bruce bochy and I have daddy issues" that is all
Then xeifrank responds by talking about how everyone who ever posts here gets banned.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I can honestly say I’ve never seen us take a roll call of how many of us our gay. Unlike the touch a baseball/boob one, it doesn’t look like he’s joking about that one. Did I miss something!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Well, they can just sod off!
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I like this
7. whether any of them have ever actually touched a baseball (or a breast)
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Both
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I like touching baseball breasts
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Why touch both?
When you’ve touched one, you know what it’s like to touch the other.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The star wars stuff is rather scary.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Sure, mock the Bothans that died for your freedom.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HAVE U EVER TOUCHED A BOOB????
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I have touched Mon Mothma’s boobs.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HAVE U EVER TOUCHED A BOTHAN???
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
YES!
AND THEY HAVE TOUCHED ME!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
HAVE U EVER BEEN TOUSHED BY A BOTHIAN?
/ in bad 70’s-80 “power ballad” voice
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
i'm banned right now
only posting thru sheer force of will
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
There are two thoughts I take away from that.
1. Someone is mad that he isn’t allowed to gloat on an Internet forum for the express intent of pissing off the people there
2. That same someone is calling the other people losers.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I didn’t mean to ban him. I just meant to hide all of the comments ripping on his injured wife, which meant hiding all of the comments he’d posted to that point. With the SBN interface, though, I didn’t realize that you automatically banned someone when you hid comments. I put a nice message in the warning, something like “hey, I’m not sure how to handle this” — meaning dealing with people who were crossing the line to attack him — “so I’m hiding your posts for now.”
Then he posted my warning on Purple Row, just beaming that he’d been banned. He basically posted “LOLOLOLOL THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN THEIR OWN SITE”, so then I didn’t feel bad about reversing the accidental ban. There was no chance he’d contribute to the community. That’s now my new standard for banning.
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, in the thread I was looking at he saying how he considers it a “badge of honor” that he got banned. So there’s that.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Grant probably did him a favor by banning him.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I read that as “banging.”
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
HEY GUYS ROLL CALL
HOW MANY OF US R GAY????
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Should have written
“Heeeeeey, guys!”
AMIRITE
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xeifrank too
Apparently, he considers being banned from MCC a “rite of passage.” Which amuses me, because in the last 2+ years, I can only remember like five people being banned. One of them accidentally, it turns out.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Well, xeifrank thinks that whenever we respond to a comment with “banned” we actually ban that person, so.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I notice he hasn’t been posting at all here since the ban was lifted.
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Banned people I can think of, by the way
- sign posey (twice in one day)
- Mondogarage
- mannybeatsfranny
- xeifrank
- someone else whose username I can’t remember
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
sign posey was really annoying.
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Yeah. If I recall, after he got banned here he started trolling….Purple Row, maybe?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
He also made a bunch of other accounts, first masquerading as a normal poster then going back to his trolling, racist routine.
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Oh!
And there was this one time he posted that he was going to become a Red Sox fan and then started posting on the Red Sox board.
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That was the same guy?
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
He had a whole bunch of accounts.
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Geez.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
This one is particularly fun: http://www.sbnation.com/users/Fuck%20Natto%20and%20gang
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lolwut
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, last year. Hence “sign posey.”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Ah. I don’t think I was around McC when “sign posey” was trolling.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Found the fanshot
http://www.overthemonster.com/2008/12/4/682135/i-give-up-being-a-giants-f
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Don’t give up on the Giants just yet
They are becoming serious contenders for C.C. according to MLBTR
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lulz
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Whee
I just remember him getting banned from two usernames in the same gameday thread, once for racism, once for homophobia.
Class act!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I think I banned someone who made a racist/misogynist comment, got a warning for it and then made a transphobic/homphobic comment like a minute later. Don’t remember his name though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Can you look at a list of banned users?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I remember that guy. Just not his name.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to sit down with that guy and talk to him.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If Padilla does not get rocked today, that proves there is no God.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
no. It would just show he is playing out enough rope the rid us of the weak and impure amongst us.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been ambivalent about rooting for the Phils this year especially after Charlie M knee-capped the Panda at the ASG. But I took the kids to dinner at Fisherman’s Wharf last night (they like to play skee-ball) and happened to walk past the surfing joint patio just as Manny hit his dong to make it 5-4. For whatever reason there were about 8 loud-mouthed asshole dodger fans watching the game, and as he hit it, they erupted in a fit of noise that turned my stomach completely upside down. At that very point, my 6 year-old turned to me and said, “Daddy, did the Giants win?” I had to tell her no and then explain what happened, and it was at this moment that all the ambivalence melted away:FUCK THE DODGERS!
What the..? A day game?
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LOL YOU HEALTHY PEOPLE AT WORK!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions
Unholy Crap. Does padilla look like walking oil slick with that hair or what?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
There is something uniquely porcine about his face.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It brings to mind the line ’ “Get that Jeri curl hair off my couch!”
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
Speaking of jeri curls
Here’s Pedro!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Howard: auditioning for the Giants.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Blearg. A very Giants-like inning.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
I forgot my hate level for Furcal. It Started with him on the Braves and has only grown stronger.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
I have grown my dislike for him. Especially what he did last offseason to the Braves.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Too good to not be linked to this thread
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Classic post
Grant’s Open Letter to the Phillies last October:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/9/631738/open-letter-to-the-philade
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Pedro Martinez
I always liked the guy. Never more so than today if he wins, though!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I would be very much okay with Russell Martin colliding with Rectum Face in a run-down, only to have them both spontaneously combust.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
He goes as collateral damage.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
civ adict ?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_(series)
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more like self loathing elitist nerds— we hate our team, we hate ourselves and we hate the gm/manager. But more importantly we hate everyone else.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
SHUT YOUR STUPID BANNED FACE
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MAKE ME, MAMMA'S BOY
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I avoid that game if i want to anything remotely productive or useful in the next several hours. Which mean I avoid it a lot.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
C’mon Werth, pretend that ball is some mouthy lady you are dating.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Then he would try and Field like Holiday in game 1 of the last series!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
LOLOL
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We are all
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Great now I am hearing this in place of the words to the Beatles " All We Need is Love"
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
There’s nothing you can hack that can’t be hacked.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I am having tropical sorbet.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions
This song still sucks.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I am not watching TV but I will assume you mean the Bon Jovi song
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
im surprised chip didn't go into his home run call there
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
Don Mattingly
Most overrated player ever?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I just looked at a random Padilla start from July
His fastball was anywhere from 88-94, mostly around 91-92…
Where is this 94-97 coming from? The Doggies must be giving him tequilla before his starts….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
tequilla because he's Canadian?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
“Tequilla” from Manny’s locker?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
Manquilla
From Manny’s left breast….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point
Since he is Irish, I guess he is a Jameson man…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
The Head Sabean-metrics™ Research says…
“Bunts are the answer for offense improvement!”
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
He made Rectum Face look pretty silly.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HELP TAKE CARE OF YOUR GROWING PROBLEM
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Man, ANOTHER commercial with a bad Beatles cover.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
and D-Bags dancing like idiots.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
They should have a cover of Revolution 9.
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Apparently, Phish once did a concert where they covered the entire White Album, including Revolution. Upon the line, “you become….naked” their drummer stripped naked.
Disclaimer: I hate Phish.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
the drummer (Jon Fishman) is almost naked durring shows, already
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Oh wait, I’m thinking of the drummer for Motley Crue
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
DAMMIT RUSSELL MARTIN
I thought I told you to SUCK IT.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Worst commercial ever
Had an Avis commercial with Mark Moyer here in NC…
Not sure if you guys got it…
wow….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Where’s Kanye?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yo, Balloon Boy, I’m happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Amelia Earhart had one of the best in-air disappearances of ALL TIME!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
TOO SOON
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All I can think of, reading this, is the terrible Star Trek: Voyager episode where they found Amelia Earhart.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I remember that episode. .
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I remember that that episode existed.
Also, I think Sarah Silverman was in it.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
No, that was the one where they were in 21st century LA and Ed Beagley Jr. was Evil Bill Gates.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I am shamed by my faulty Star Trek Voyager knowledge.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Other random celebrities who were on Voyager
Jason Alexander
Actually, that’s all I can think of.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
needs more Bakula
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Oh yeah!
Every time I ever mention Andy Dick, my wife looks confused and asks, “Isn’t he dead?”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
If only we were so lucky.
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Lori Petty
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
Jason Alexander is supposedly a huge ST fan.
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Did you see the one on Twitter yesterday?
Yo Balloon Boy, I’m a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HELL YES
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Bang
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
When they cut back to Joe Torre, he’ll be weeping.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Even his guitar gently weeps.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Joe Torre is doing crappy Beatles overs now?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
DINGERZ!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Kobe in the house (sitting with one of the McCourts)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Yeah, I noticed
He was diving for every groundball and running with it.
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Is it just me or Kemp begining to get very annoying?
Perhaps they can trade him for the next Delino DeShields this off season.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
I’ve been annoyed with him for a while.
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Kemp
Reminds me of Andruw Jones when he was on the Braves…
Effortlessly runs down seemingly every fly ball to CF….Very fucking annoying
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Better technique, to my eye, though. I don’t think losing half a step will ruin Kemp the way it did Jones.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
Yeah
Kemp looks like a better athlete and like he could play football if he wanted….How did a kid out of OK who is athletic as Matt not play football?
Andruw always kinda looked like he was gonna hit 30 and get fat….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
