Open GameThread, NLCS Game Two
Philadelphia Phillies at Los Angeles Dodgers, Oct 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT
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I have a couple friends who will be there.
I hope they’re just as crushed as they were last year when they got devastated by Matt Stairs.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suck it
J Russell Martin
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck It
Russell Nathan Jeanson Coltrane Martin, Jr.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I beat you the longer term Phillie fans have some real chpoice stuff to saay about Padilia. Crushing him would probably feel real good to these that went though ’04 & ’05 years with him.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My brother in law was laughing uncontrollably when telling me Padilla was starting game 2.
Then 5 minutes later, while telling me about how strong the Phillies rotation is, he cited Hamels WS MVP, Pedro’s 3 CYA and Blanton being the “Ace” for another team when he was traded to the Phillies.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True knowledge enters a head slowly. And some head it enters slower than others.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but I don’t correct him, except on the Blanton point.
/looking for play off tixs
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just as well. try and correct him all at once and he would probably go into Sabean mode.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would not object to a Phillies victory today.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Newsletter?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
And, uhhh:
http://www.missfootball.com/basefam.jpg
Just posting the link for the second one ‘cause it’s big.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who is the wigged out blond?
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miss World Series, of course!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Team!*
* All supportive exclamations are subject to the terms and conditions of the Universal Dodgers-Exclusion Clause. Prices may vary. Participation may not.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
O.T. Waoh! Abrue turned down $16MM/2 years from and Angels?
/ blinks and shakes head
He is a aware most NL teams can’t place him on the field, right?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What? You have a link?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These guys have couple links. Chose your posion and consider the scoure apply, as always.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha. Why thank you.
He is up there in his years, someone might give him a 3 year, maybe, but i think that would be one of the best offers he could get.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree. i think the Angels did a class thing in offering him both $8MM a year and 2 years rather then making him bid his way up to that. Now Abreu’s best hope is someone in the AL pulls a Sabean.
/ looks at Jays & Royals
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably just the royals, didn’t the Jays just fire their Sabean?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but i don’t think they have named a replacement yet.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They replaced him with their assistant GM. He has a long Greek name, though, so don’t ask me to spell it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So they might have baby Sabean? Hmmmm
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something-something-opoulous
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering what the Good Phight People thought of the Carlton Chronicles thing, but that phrase has never been used there. On the other hand, if you search for McCovey Chronicles, there is a guy calling us insane maniacs in the comments.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO SAID THAT? WE WILL FUCKING RIP HIM IN TWO!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seanny Rotten. I guess that’s Johnny’s baseball nerd cousin from Pennsylvania.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Looking at his profile, he’s actually mainly a True Blue LA user. So.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, its obvious hes already in purgatory for his sins of hating us
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True Blue has users?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you check, they seem to have a lot more traffic this year than they did in the past.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Google search: “Bandwagon fans”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I’m wondering how many other SBN blogs see us as evil, insane nutcases. Purple Row, check. True Blue LA, check.
Actually, True Blue LA apparently called us out on the main page in August:
I’d just like to ask our commentators not to turn this site into McCovey Chronicles. This is our team, we don’t need to be bad mouthing them when things get a little dicey.
We’re, like, the bad boys of the pasty living-in-mom’s-basement baseball nerd blogger scene!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ blinks. Re-reads last line. Shakes head. re-re-read last line again
Chasm sense is Tingleing!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Mother Thresa’s nether region is more inviting than McCovey Chronicles.
In response to Poseidon’s Fist (of Purple Row) whining about how we’re not welcoming. Um, maybe because your users keep trolling here!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, and Mondogarage complaining about getting banned, too
http://www.truebluela.com/2009/10/2/1066197/dodgers-experiencing-flashbacks-to#22154294
Our reputation amuses me.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are no good elitist!
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we are pretty darned good elitists. The elitest elitists.
by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we should team up with Lookout Landing and start a gang war with True Blue LA and Purple Row.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could throw our cappuccinos a them!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, one more
Because the RAGE and lack of punctuation make it really funny:
since those self-hating losers over there would erase and then ban any gloating comment in literally 30 seconds, i’ll put it over here… now they can go back to what they do best: circle jerks regarding 1. star wars 2. "clever" puns re beatles lyrics, etc. 3. 60 comments on some lame photoshop involving a panda 4. an informal roll call of "so, how many of you guys are gay" (this one got a good response btw not that there’s anything wrong with that) 5. "suck it russell martin" – good stuff guys 6. how much they are looking fwd to more of rowand and renteria in the lineup for a couple more years and 7. whether any of them have ever actually touched a baseball (or a breast) and yes, I realize it is lame to spend so much time over there, but after 1 of their many soul crushing losses I love reading their 1000 comments that all say "I hate my team myself bruce bochy and I have daddy issues" that is all
Then xeifrank responds by talking about how everyone who ever posts here gets banned.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can honestly say I’ve never seen us take a roll call of how many of us our gay. Unlike the touch a baseball/boob one, it doesn’t look like he’s joking about that one. Did I miss something!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people just don’t understand sarchasm… or self deprecating British type humour.
by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they can just sod off!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this
7. whether any of them have ever actually touched a baseball (or a breast)
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You like the quote, or you like touching them?
by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is never good to make one “jellious” of the other.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like touching baseball breasts
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why touch both?
When you’ve touched one, you know what it’s like to touch the other.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The star wars stuff is rather scary.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, mock the Bothans that died for your freedom.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVE U EVER TOUCHED A BOOB????
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have touched Mon Mothma’s boobs.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAWT BOTHIAN SEX!!!!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVE U EVER TOUCHED A BOTHAN???
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
AND THEY HAVE TOUCHED ME!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVE U EVER BEEN TOUSHED BY A BOTHIAN?
/ in bad 70’s-80 “power ballad” voice
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more hairspray.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a mullett.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm banned right now
only posting thru sheer force of will
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are two thoughts I take away from that.
1. Someone is mad that he isn’t allowed to gloat on an Internet forum for the express intent of pissing off the people there
2. That same someone is calling the other people losers.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DO DECLARE!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t mean to ban him. I just meant to hide all of the comments ripping on his injured wife, which meant hiding all of the comments he’d posted to that point. With the SBN interface, though, I didn’t realize that you automatically banned someone when you hid comments. I put a nice message in the warning, something like “hey, I’m not sure how to handle this” — meaning dealing with people who were crossing the line to attack him — “so I’m hiding your posts for now.”
Then he posted my warning on Purple Row, just beaming that he’d been banned. He basically posted “LOLOLOLOL THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN THEIR OWN SITE”, so then I didn’t feel bad about reversing the accidental ban. There was no chance he’d contribute to the community. That’s now my new standard for banning.
by Grant on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, in the thread I was looking at he saying how he considers it a “badge of honor” that he got banned. So there’s that.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grant probably did him a favor by banning him.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read that as “banging.”
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY GUYS ROLL CALL
HOW MANY OF US R GAY????
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask me in 2 and half innings.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have written
“Heeeeeey, guys!”
AMIRITE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xeifrank too
Apparently, he considers being banned from MCC a “rite of passage.” Which amuses me, because in the last 2+ years, I can only remember like five people being banned. One of them accidentally, it turns out.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, xeifrank thinks that whenever we respond to a comment with “banned” we actually ban that person, so.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I notice he hasn’t been posting at all here since the ban was lifted.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banned people I can think of, by the way
- sign posey (twice in one day)
- Mondogarage
- mannybeatsfranny
- xeifrank
- someone else whose username I can’t remember
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sign posey was really annoying.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. If I recall, after he got banned here he started trolling….Purple Row, maybe?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also made a bunch of other accounts, first masquerading as a normal poster then going back to his trolling, racist routine.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh!
And there was this one time he posted that he was going to become a Red Sox fan and then started posting on the Red Sox board.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wow, I forgot about that!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the same guy?
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
He had a whole bunch of accounts.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one is particularly fun: http://www.sbnation.com/users/Fuck%20Natto%20and%20gang
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you guys just talking about trolling people?
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lolwut
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i saw a long reply to something, didn’t really know what it is
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, last year. Hence “sign posey.”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah. I don’t think I was around McC when “sign posey” was trolling.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Found the fanshot
http://www.overthemonster.com/2008/12/4/682135/i-give-up-being-a-giants-f
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t give up on the Giants just yet
They are becoming serious contenders for C.C. according to MLBTR
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lulz
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whee
I just remember him getting banned from two usernames in the same gameday thread, once for racism, once for homophobia.
Class act!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was the reason we instituted the 24 hour rule, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I banned someone who made a racist/misogynist comment, got a warning for it and then made a transphobic/homphobic comment like a minute later. Don’t remember his name though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you look at a list of banned users?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that guy. Just not his name.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ACCIDENTAL DFA
Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni
by jhiat00 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To hell with the trolling douchebag.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d like to sit down with that guy and talk to him.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Purple Row would ban you for such language.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Padilla does not get rocked today, that proves there is no God.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no. It would just show he is playing out enough rope the rid us of the weak and impure amongst us.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have been ambivalent about rooting for the Phils this year especially after Charlie M knee-capped the Panda at the ASG. But I took the kids to dinner at Fisherman’s Wharf last night (they like to play skee-ball) and happened to walk past the surfing joint patio just as Manny hit his dong to make it 5-4. For whatever reason there were about 8 loud-mouthed asshole dodger fans watching the game, and as he hit it, they erupted in a fit of noise that turned my stomach completely upside down. At that very point, my 6 year-old turned to me and said, “Daddy, did the Giants win?” I had to tell her no and then explain what happened, and it was at this moment that all the ambivalence melted away:FUCK THE DODGERS!
by capn on Oct 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the..? A day game?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL YOU HEALTHY PEOPLE AT WORK!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unholy Crap. Does padilla look like walking oil slick with that hair or what?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is something uniquely porcine about his face.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It brings to mind the line ’ “Get that Jeri curl hair off my couch!”
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of jeri curls
Here’s Pedro!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A 2 out hit.
Does that count as rally for them like is does for us?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Howard: auditioning for the Giants.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CAIN & BUMGARDNER FOR HOWARD!!
gET HER DONEZ sABZZ
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blearg. A very Giants-like inning.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I forgot my hate level for Furcal. It Started with him on the Braves and has only grown stronger.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have grown my dislike for him. Especially what he did last offseason to the Braves.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. That was very Duchie as well. He fits the Bums legacy well.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Foul Balls Bat Man!!!
The game is on now?
meh… I don’t care enough to care…
by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Phillies take this one and/or get into the Bum’s ’Pen again and things will get intresting for the Bums.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK OFF L.A.
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too good to not be linked to this thread
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GO Go!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classic post
Grant’s Open Letter to the Phillies last October:
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/9/631738/open-letter-to-the-philade
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that the birth of rectum face?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, looks like it!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Martinez
I always liked the guy. Never more so than today if he wins, though!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would be very much okay with Russell Martin colliding with Rectum Face in a run-down, only to have them both spontaneously combust.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or Furcal.
/ nods nods
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He goes as collateral damage.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another civ adict I presume.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
civ adict ?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_(series)
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE are elitist nerds… evidently.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like self loathing elitist nerds— we hate our team, we hate ourselves and we hate the gm/manager. But more importantly we hate everyone else.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes we are
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And neutral since we favor nobody!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT YOUR STUPID BANNED FACE
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAKE ME, MAMMA'S BOY
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I avoid that game if i want to anything remotely productive or useful in the next several hours. Which mean I avoid it a lot.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
12 steps is the only way.
There is not such thing as “only” 1 more turn.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C’mon Werth, pretend that ball is some mouthy lady you are dating.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then he would try and Field like Holiday in game 1 of the last series!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLOL
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL PETRO FLEAS
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Same old Pedro…
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are all
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great now I am hearing this in place of the words to the Beatles " All We Need is Love"
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s nothing you can hack that can’t be hacked.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am having tropical sorbet.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Share!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIMMEE!!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET YOUR OWN!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ grumbles
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This song still sucks.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am not watching TV but I will assume you mean the Bon Jovi song
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the “cover” to The Beatles was not good either.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cover, yeah.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im surprised chip didn't go into his home run call there
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fisted. I’m going radio so far today.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha. Never gets old.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don Mattingly
Most overrated player ever?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just looked at a random Padilla start from July
His fastball was anywhere from 88-94, mostly around 91-92…
Where is this 94-97 coming from? The Doggies must be giving him tequilla before his starts….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tequilla because he's Canadian?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Tequilla” from Manny’s locker?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manquilla
From Manny’s left breast….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Since he is Irish, I guess he is a Jameson man…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruiz is turning into my favorite Phillie
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bah
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Head Sabean-metrics™ Research says…

“Bunts are the answer for offense improvement!”
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Esphous pitch there?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He made Rectum Face look pretty silly.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makeing him look pretty is a diffcult job.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillies have GroundAttack.exe?!!?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh, they ruled that a steal?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELP TAKE CARE OF YOUR GROWING PROBLEM
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WITH HAWT BOTHAIN SEX!!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad news: The NON Bums did not score.
Good news: Paddila made Rectum Face look way dumber than he ussaly does.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, ANOTHER commercial with a bad Beatles cover.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and D-Bags dancing like idiots.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They could have had either the Beatles or Aerosmith version and settled for that? I smell another Sabean!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should have a cover of Revolution 9.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Number 9 …. number 9…
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, Phish once did a concert where they covered the entire White Album, including Revolution. Upon the line, “you become….naked” their drummer stripped naked.
Disclaimer: I hate Phish.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took his dress off.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the drummer (Jon Fishman) is almost naked durring shows, already
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, I’m thinking of the drummer for Motley Crue
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This doesn’t make me hate Phish any less!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Russell Martin loves Phish.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT RUSSELL MARTIN
I thought I told you to SUCK IT.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finish him.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bah!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finish him.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That will do.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst commercial ever
Had an Avis commercial with Mark Moyer here in NC…
Not sure if you guys got it…
wow….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Penny turned out pretty well, but it would’ve been cool if we could’ve had Pedro down the stretch.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats see if a Gally Godzillia will help the NOT Bums.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry, just gotta

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I laughed.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where’s Kanye?
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yo, Balloon Boy, I’m happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Amelia Earhart had one of the best in-air disappearances of ALL TIME!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TOO SOON
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I can think of, reading this, is the terrible Star Trek: Voyager episode where they found Amelia Earhart.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that episode. .
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember that that episode existed.
Also, I think Sarah Silverman was in it.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that was the one where they were in 21st century LA and Ed Beagley Jr. was Evil Bill Gates.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am shamed by my faulty Star Trek Voyager knowledge.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other random celebrities who were on Voyager
Jason Alexander
Actually, that’s all I can think of.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more Bakula
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could say that about anything
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andy Dick!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah!
Every time I ever mention Andy Dick, my wife looks confused and asks, “Isn’t he dead?”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only we were so lucky.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still in awe of NewsRadio for managing to make him funny.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Join myself and AIDS in our fight against Andy Dick.”
by chilibean_3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lori Petty
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Alexander is supposedly a huge ST fan.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad i missed that one.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahha awesome
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see the one on Twitter yesterday?
Yo Balloon Boy, I’m a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Oct 16, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HELL YES
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Howard likes Godzillia.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bang
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YEAAAAAH NEEDS MORE BALLOON RALLY PICS
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH RYAN HOWARD
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When they cut back to Joe Torre, he’ll be weeping.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even his guitar gently weeps.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Torre is doing crappy Beatles overs now?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, just to piss off the Mayor, he’s setting them at whole numbers.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Phillies
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DINGERZ!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RYAN MOTHERFUCKING HOWARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez need a pharaoh like goatee. One at least 6 inches long.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kobe in the house (sitting with one of the McCourts)
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I noticed
He was diving for every groundball and running with it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me or Kemp begining to get very annoying?
Perhaps they can trade him for the next Delino DeShields this off season.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been annoyed with him for a while.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kemp
Reminds me of Andruw Jones when he was on the Braves…
Effortlessly runs down seemingly every fly ball to CF….Very fucking annoying
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better technique, to my eye, though. I don’t think losing half a step will ruin Kemp the way it did Jones.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Kemp looks like a better athlete and like he could play football if he wanted….How did a kid out of OK who is athletic as Matt not play football?
Andruw always kinda looked like he was gonna hit 30 and get fat….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find every Dodger to be annoying.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Annoying ? Yes.
Very Annoying? Not always.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i find lots of fans annoying, some giants fans can be annoying
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are missguide but it is possible to be saved.
ERmm I mean yes.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep, haha, but there are alot of dodger fans that are a little TOOOOO ANNOYING
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toast!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT MATT KEMP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruben Amaro's phone just wrang
Hey Ruben,
This is Brian Sabean. I have this Buster kid who everyone likes, but I am looking for someone a little more savvy. Can we talk Ruiz?
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Chief of Sabean-metrics(tm) Research agrees

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS GOOD!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone think baggy pants look good in baseball?
by thecity23 on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
barry made that look good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was not much BLB did not make look good. Or at least a lot better.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paula Abdul.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm Well teh vioce was noway as annoying….
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wore em in high school.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to wear the high stirrups.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and nothing else
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there was the viking helmet
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only on certain players.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is in black and white for me. It’s pretty cool, especially since it’s in such an old stadium. Now all I need is Vin Scully.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: after being in Morgantown, WV for a day, nobody cares about the Pirates, and plus i saw a few phillies fans and just started bitching about the dodgers and how much they blow… They could care less, it was like they didn’t know what i was talkin bout
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morgantown is probably all about Mountaineers football. Basketball maybe, not sure.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burn a couch and then they will start talking to you.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, everyone here does it i guess, but this place is aight. I’m going to the WVU Marshall game tomorrow
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neal, Posey, Crawford (if they start)
Face Strasburg tonight…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t wait until he gives up five runs tonight.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
then gives up 20 in his first major league start
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares? He got what he wanted. He’s rich!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesnt give a shit what anyone thinks… you’re right, he’s rich and that’s all that matters
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s silly. We don’t now how good he is.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wear a rubber if you do
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess that's up to Mr. Strasburg
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just not in the hair
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s polite to give some sort of heads-up.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played on the pun!
/ tips cap.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On what? Eh, doesn’t really matter. It’ll be pretty difficult with the rubber no matter what.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH YOU GUYS!!! haha, crackin me up when i’m getting my drink on
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crackin me up when i’m getting my drink on
That’s always, right?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must control yourself.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO
i drank last night big time, and smoked a ton
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eileen
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I swear…
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Safe hall of fame pitcher buttsecks
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will there be a stream for that game?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sure somewhere
I’ll let you know if I see someone….
I know some savvy nerds, in fact they are vets, too….Savvy vet nerds….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a fun one!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Fosters Ad just cracked me up.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
already a game going on? WHAT???? who goes to an afternoon game in LA?
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danny DeVito
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh, that’s awesome… uhhh we get FANS to come giants games
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way the game should be played.
Kiss my scruffy Arse Fox & Seliguila
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They just posted a stat that Martinez is the leader in ERA among active pitchers, but Lincecum’s is actually slightly lower. I wonder what their criteria is.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Having played for the Red Sox or Yankees
by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you have to have a legitimately-sized career.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would imagine there’s some minimum inning requirement they’re using, yes, but there was nothing saying that. Just “active pitchers.”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that would be more accurate. But I guess it doesn’t flow of the tongue as well. Should have been on the graphic.
Although, I imagine Dan Runzler is the leader.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure there are a bunch of pitchers with a 0.00 ERA in 4 innings or whatever.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably a certain number of innings pitched (probably more than 598.)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD Turd Fergusson!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hate to say it, but Pedro in the playoffs…
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SFTD !
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Pedro. He has a good last name.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn’t sound Scottish, Irish or Square head to me.
/ confused…
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SURNAME BIAS
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brown is the new green
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talkin’ ’bout poop.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
brings back the memories of the refineries of my youth.
by DrStankus on Oct 16, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Martinez is pretty cool.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He would throw at his own mother if she were hitting against him. Take that as you will.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should go back to smoking. I am going to weigh 823 pounds
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Smokers are jokers!
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD DODGERS
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers suck i think in the postseason
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s what Alyssa Milano said.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: So the Rays aren’t going to resign Iwamura. If we had a competent GM we’d sign him for half of what we’re going to give Sanchez.
by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Chief of Sabean-metrics(tm) Research

Wants you banned!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pink suit!?
LOL
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that there is anything wrong with that………………..
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only redeeming quality of TBS post-season broadcasts are Craig Seger and his pastel ensembles.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Craig Sager.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sit right near where the visiting players cross the Field Club hallway to get to their locker room. Near the end of a Braves game, he was standing in the stairwell waiting for the game to end.
I was on my way back from the bar, said “excuse me” to him blocking the stairwell. When he turned around, I recognized him and asked: “Did you get a hit of acid with that tie?” as I walked by.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the first game I’ve seen all of on tv (I’ve listened to a lot on the radio and been in and out of others), so this is my first experience.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am really starting to appreciate how good our radio team is. these phillies guys are horrid. and the commercials suck too…
by capn on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ESPN guy said that Pedro Martinez isn’t just throwing, he’s really pitching.
Well, good to know Pedro Fucking Martinez has finally figured that one out.
by troymccluresf on Oct 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better then that period of belly itching he was going through.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pricktorino grounds out.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since i’m talking to pirates fans, they want to know why we hate Manny
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If they have to ask, they’ll never know.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s a Dodger.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhh, so we hate every dodger player, but then when they change teams it’s ok
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on the player.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that’s why i ask, what’s wrong with manny…
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s a Dodger, currently
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t hate Manny when he was on the Red Sox or Indians.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sort of did. Not sure why.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t at first but some of the stuff that came out near the end of his tenure with the Red Sox made me kind of :/ about him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, he gave off the impression he was a prima donna
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot stand a guy who can turn his talent on and off at will (of which he has a considerable amount), uses that ability to his advantage to get what he believes he is entitled to.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are players that do that other than him, and yea i agree, that’s why i hate him, but he’s done nothing really to the giants… Russell Martin can still suck it
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing to the Giants? He carried their hated rivals to the playoffs last season.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool… i mean, the Dodgers were better, these two teams next year will be neck and neck
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
- Yes, I hate every Dodger
- No, it is not always OK when they change teams.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
- Rush
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cause he’s a Dodger? Duh.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We like Kent now that he isn’t a Dodger anymore. If there’s hate for Dusty Baker, it’s for certain things he did while with the Giants…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, dude, i always liked Kent, not so much during the Dodger years but what he said about San Francisco i thought it was funny
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ palms face.
All it takes for Evil to conquor is good people to do nothing.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Idle hands are the Dodger’s workshop
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Careful with that axe there Eugene Lars!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The axe would swing with wild abandon.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or be used for a face melting solo.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for adding a subject =/
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that part scared me so much when i was a kid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
My mom also took me to see Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when it came out. I was five years old at the time…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello? Dodger…
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Manny traded gave up Tim Alderson for Freddy Sanchez.
Oh, you telling a Pirates fan that you hate Manny and not Brian Sabean. Nevermind………..
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
blah.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FRIDAY, 2:25pm: Heyman says Abreu turned the Angels’ offer down.
THURSDAY, 8:34pm: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim offered Bobby Abreu a two-year extension worth about $16MM, according to SI.com’s Jon Heyman (via Twitter). Heyman indicates that Abreu is looking for a better offer, coming off an extremely productive season for the Angels.
Is Abreu really going to get a better deal than this?
by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He shouldn’t. He might not even get its equal IMHO.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Brian Sabean has already signed Abreau to a 3-year deal for $25 million.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even I can’t see Sabean doing this. The man flat out can’t play the field and this is FLy ball staff.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy will your face be red when he singes Dye.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
signs.
what the hell am I on?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dye i could almost see him doing. Abrue not so much.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm imagining Sabean singing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZleNzDi9Wk
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if I was Abreu, I’d turn down the same contract Renteria has
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm….shouldn’t he be worried about playing baseball right now? Maybe?
by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Captain Morgan commercial is the second worst thing ever, behind the All You Need Is Love cover.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All I need
Is to never see or hear that fucking commercial ever again….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hate most ads out there. I guess art does imitate life, if 99% of humanity is as abjectly stupid as the people on television ads.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know. I’m pretty sure a puppy dies every time a Taco Bell commercial is aired. It’s like they’re purposefully targeting America’s biggest douchebags. At least Jack goes for stoners, who don’t even have the energy to be that annoying.
by troymccluresf on Oct 16, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck it Martin!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/shift-A
What’d I miss so far?
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PiKA doesn’t know why we hate Dodger players.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wut.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s also drunk already.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there something like boot camp for Giants fans? Like if you fail at understanding the basics like why a Giants fan would hate Manny Ramirez, can you be committed to the camp? For the good of humanity?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ryan howard <3
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay ryan howard
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseboobs.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not even gonna ask.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should. Bothans are involved.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bothans!? Do tell.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than 1?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Many Bothans
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny Bothan
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The things those Bothians can do with dreads!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just ask Mon Mothma
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emanuel Bothan
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice seams!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People on True Blue LA don’t like us very much.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how dare we have inside jokes that make us laugh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodger and Rockies fans never understand us.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because they're humorless bastards?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, it’s the same thing with other fanbases’ hatred of Cain.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we offend me.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
grougthink offends me
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's try some Cookymanthink
:-(
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s happy dammit!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-(
I’M NOT SAD, PEOPLE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-(
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Chief of Sabean-metrics(tm) Research

Wants to know should we sign groug think to improve our offense?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:O
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why dont they like the MCC? what did we do?
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We played for the Dodgers, obviously
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Start here
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/16/1087914/open-gamethread-nlcs-game-two#22870947
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re horrible maniacs who hate ourselves and don’t touch boobs.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I touched Lars' boobs once
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's true!
Then I ate her cereal and she got mad. =/
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pic's or it didn't happen!
Psst. Were ther any Bothains Involed?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they feel like a bag of sand?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the accident
Boob
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The look on Martin’s face when he was hit by the ball was priceless.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Charlie don’t leave Pedro in too long
by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH SNOEZ, COME ON PHILLIES.. FUCK THE DODGERS, clap clap clap clap clap
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Martinez: One cool pickle.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
I love you Pedro (and your jeri curl tambien)
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes, I laughed at that as well.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a hanging breaking ball. Thanks Kemp!
by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE YOU PEDRO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Godzilla Wants more NOT Bums Runs!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that Howard is seeing Padilla's pitches pretty well
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOHOO, WHO ELSE IS DRINKIN FOR THE GAME? by the way Morgantown, WV is a definite shithole
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s only 6.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pfft, only 3 here.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EAST COAST BIAS
Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni
by jhiat00 on Oct 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is not missing that pitch by much.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So they will trade Crawford & Teh President for him this off season?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was almost Rowand-esque
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedro has thrown 77 pitches, 50 for strikes. Incredible game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ads for swollen prostrates AND E.D. whee.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedro screwing the Dodgers is pretty amusing. It would be like if we did the Timmy for Rios trade and then 10 years later he was owning us pitching for like the Mets or something
by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(because I don’t want to think about the Timmy stuff)
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the way you are looking at things!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fast game is fast.
God bless America…
/offkey
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nearly suckered by HR replay (radio).
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He is not an attractive man.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
No, he’s not.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask me again in about 2 and half innings.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my point exactly… you know who is hot? Timmy
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if I was gay, I still wouldn’t find Padilla attractive.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro is making me question my sexuality
I love you Pedro!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's more drunk than you are right now
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, he subscribes to the David Wells style of pitching.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Padilla really, really, really likes to drink
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yea? well we’ll do tequila shot for shot
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
welll, it’s skewed, because i had like 10 beers, 6 shots of tequila, 2 shots liquid cocaine, and yea… not a good night
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Know what my wife calls that? Breakfast.
What’s Liquid Blow?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahahaha, classic. Liquid cocaine is like 151, jaeger and something else, but this i had a dirty mind on Liquid Blow
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His face looks like it could take a few hits and you wouldn’t even notice.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’ll be too drunk to notice and probably miss his face
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I hear Vincente likes to brawl too…
Do you go to WVU?
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no i go to Miami Ohio, but i’m here at WVU with friends now
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why are you sitting on an internet forum?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because there’s nothing going on now, we’re getting hammered and watching baseball, then going to happy hour
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you go over the Pt Pleasant bridge on your way down?
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
naw, we came over from wheeling then down, went to Bellaire, where Nate Davis is from
by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont forget to get beer while youre out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His face can take shots.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOULDN'T BE A BASEBALL GAME IF THE BROADCASTERS DIDN'T BRING UP THE SHADOWS
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gah, I spent more time looking for the terrible Alec Baldwin version.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
… knows what evil lurks in the hart of men.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still -
“The Shadow” spawned a KILLER pinball machine.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 16, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I did a little shadows chant when they mentioned it…
SHADOWS!!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedro can have my babies any day.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT Down
…juice box
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wanna play spies?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wat do spies do
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
turn n theyre parens 4 been disloyal 2 big bruthur
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Second time in this thread I’m clueless about a response to my post. I’ll guess video game.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dugout Chat.
which apparently has been reported as an attack site so I cannot link to this.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD Mangina
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still rather him than Bucks lil boy.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. At least Buck doesn’t think a pop up is a hit.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But all the fisting in a Caray game!! All that is missing is Bothains!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will miss that. But regardless, give me Buck (as painful as that seems).
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and some convieniently timed sexual questioning.
by DrStankus on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
7 shutout innings from an aged Pedro
who the hell could have predicted that??
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Lasorda.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Certainly not the same people who predicted how Penny would pitch for us.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants hitters.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m more surprised by Padilla.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No chance Sabean doesn’t sign Pedro after this.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 yr/13 million dollars.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DoLOLers
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Pedro totally pwned the Giants and we thought nothing of it because it was, well, the Giants?
Perhaps Pedro’s pretty decent after all.
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

These boots are made for walkin’!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s a great great dane in that commercial.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s gotta hurt.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BREAKING NEWS
“You have to manage with your mind.”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder ours sucks.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bork?
double switch time?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to use my butt.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Rectum Face is your kind of player?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would use his face for batting practice.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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