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Philadelphia Phillies at Los Angeles Dodgers, Oct 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Pedro Martinez 5-1 9 9 0 0 0 0 44.2 48 18 18 7 8 37 3.63 1.25



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Vicente Padilla? Really? 4-0 8 7 0 0 0 0 39.1 36 15 14 4 12 38 3.20 1.22

 

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Phillies lead the series 1-0

Thu 10/15 WP: Cole Hamels (1 - 1)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Clayton Kershaw (0 - 1)
8 - 6 win

Philadelphia Phillies
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Friday, Oct 16, 2009, 4:07 PM EDT
Dodger Stadium

Pedro Martinez vs Vicente Padilla

Sunny. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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I have a couple friends who will be there.

I hope they’re just as crushed as they were last year when they got devastated by Matt Stairs.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RETURN OF THE ASS HAMMER!

by FPTV on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

suck it

J Russell Martin

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck It

Russell Nathan Jeanson Coltrane Martin, Jr.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I beat you the longer term Phillie fans have some real chpoice stuff to saay about Padilia. Crushing him would probably feel real good to these that went though ’04 & ’05 years with him.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My brother in law was laughing uncontrollably when telling me Padilla was starting game 2.

Then 5 minutes later, while telling me about how strong the Phillies rotation is, he cited Hamels WS MVP, Pedro’s 3 CYA and Blanton being the “Ace” for another team when he was traded to the Phillies.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True knowledge enters a head slowly. And some head it enters slower than others.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I don’t correct him, except on the Blanton point.

/looking for play off tixs

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just as well. try and correct him all at once and he would probably go into Sabean mode.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would not object to a Phillies victory today.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Newsletter?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

And, uhhh:

http://www.missfootball.com/basefam.jpg

Just posting the link for the second one ‘cause it’s big.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who is the wigged out blond?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miss World Series, of course!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Team!*

* All supportive exclamations are subject to the terms and conditions of the Universal Dodgers-Exclusion Clause. Prices may vary. Participation may not.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

O.T. Waoh! Abrue turned down $16MM/2 years from and Angels?

/ blinks and shakes head

He is a aware most NL teams can’t place him on the field, right?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What? You have a link?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These guys have couple links. Chose your posion and consider the scoure apply, as always.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha. Why thank you.

He is up there in his years, someone might give him a 3 year, maybe, but i think that would be one of the best offers he could get.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. i think the Angels did a class thing in offering him both $8MM a year and 2 years rather then making him bid his way up to that. Now Abreu’s best hope is someone in the AL pulls a Sabean.

/ looks at Jays & Royals

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably just the royals, didn’t the Jays just fire their Sabean?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but i don’t think they have named a replacement yet.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They replaced him with their assistant GM. He has a long Greek name, though, so don’t ask me to spell it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So they might have baby Sabean? Hmmmm

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something-something-opoulous

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering what the Good Phight People thought of the Carlton Chronicles thing, but that phrase has never been used there. On the other hand, if you search for McCovey Chronicles, there is a guy calling us insane maniacs in the comments.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO SAID THAT? WE WILL FUCKING RIP HIM IN TWO!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seanny Rotten. I guess that’s Johnny’s baseball nerd cousin from Pennsylvania.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Looking at his profile, he’s actually mainly a True Blue LA user. So.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, its obvious hes already in purgatory for his sins of hating us

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True Blue has users?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you check, they seem to have a lot more traffic this year than they did in the past.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Google search: “Bandwagon fans”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I’m wondering how many other SBN blogs see us as evil, insane nutcases. Purple Row, check. True Blue LA, check.

Actually, True Blue LA apparently called us out on the main page in August:

I’d just like to ask our commentators not to turn this site into McCovey Chronicles. This is our team, we don’t need to be bad mouthing them when things get a little dicey.

We’re, like, the bad boys of the pasty living-in-mom’s-basement baseball nerd blogger scene!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ blinks. Re-reads last line. Shakes head. re-re-read last line again

Chasm sense is Tingleing!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also
Mother Thresa’s nether region is more inviting than McCovey Chronicles.

In response to Poseidon’s Fist (of Purple Row) whining about how we’re not welcoming. Um, maybe because your users keep trolling here!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, and Mondogarage complaining about getting banned, too

http://www.truebluela.com/2009/10/2/1066197/dodgers-experiencing-flashbacks-to#22154294

Our reputation amuses me.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are no good elitist!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we are pretty darned good elitists. The elitest elitists.

by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we should team up with Lookout Landing and start a gang war with True Blue LA and Purple Row.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could throw our cappuccinos a them!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, one more

Because the RAGE and lack of punctuation make it really funny:

since those self-hating losers over there would erase and then ban any gloating comment in literally 30 seconds, i’ll put it over here… now they can go back to what they do best: circle jerks regarding 1. star wars 2. "clever" puns re beatles lyrics, etc. 3. 60 comments on some lame photoshop involving a panda 4. an informal roll call of "so, how many of you guys are gay" (this one got a good response btw not that there’s anything wrong with that) 5. "suck it russell martin" – good stuff guys 6. how much they are looking fwd to more of rowand and renteria in the lineup for a couple more years and 7. whether any of them have ever actually touched a baseball (or a breast) and yes, I realize it is lame to spend so much time over there, but after 1 of their many soul crushing losses I love reading their 1000 comments that all say "I hate my team myself bruce bochy and I have daddy issues" that is all

Then xeifrank responds by talking about how everyone who ever posts here gets banned.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can honestly say I’ve never seen us take a roll call of how many of us our gay. Unlike the touch a baseball/boob one, it doesn’t look like he’s joking about that one. Did I miss something!?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some people just don’t understand sarchasm… or self deprecating British type humour.

by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, they can just sod off!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this
7. whether any of them have ever actually touched a baseball (or a breast)

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You like the quote, or you like touching them?

by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is never good to make one “jellious” of the other.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like touching baseball breasts

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why touch both?

When you’ve touched one, you know what it’s like to touch the other.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The star wars stuff is rather scary.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, mock the Bothans that died for your freedom.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAVE U EVER TOUCHED A BOOB????

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have touched Mon Mothma’s boobs.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAWT BOTHIAN SEX!!!!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAVE U EVER TOUCHED A BOTHAN???

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

AND THEY HAVE TOUCHED ME!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAVE U EVER BEEN TOUSHED BY A BOTHIAN?

/ in bad 70’s-80 “power ballad” voice

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more hairspray.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a mullett.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm banned right now

only posting thru sheer force of will

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lololol

so much butthurt, so little time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are two thoughts I take away from that.

1. Someone is mad that he isn’t allowed to gloat on an Internet forum for the express intent of pissing off the people there
2. That same someone is calling the other people losers.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DO DECLARE!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t mean to ban him. I just meant to hide all of the comments ripping on his injured wife, which meant hiding all of the comments he’d posted to that point. With the SBN interface, though, I didn’t realize that you automatically banned someone when you hid comments. I put a nice message in the warning, something like “hey, I’m not sure how to handle this” — meaning dealing with people who were crossing the line to attack him — “so I’m hiding your posts for now.”

Then he posted my warning on Purple Row, just beaming that he’d been banned. He basically posted “LOLOLOLOL THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO RUN THEIR OWN SITE”, so then I didn’t feel bad about reversing the accidental ban. There was no chance he’d contribute to the community. That’s now my new standard for banning.

by Grant on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/not reversing

by Grant on Oct 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, in the thread I was looking at he saying how he considers it a “badge of honor” that he got banned. So there’s that.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant probably did him a favor by banning him.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read that as “banging.”

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by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY GUYS ROLL CALL

HOW MANY OF US R GAY????

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask me in 2 and half innings.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have written

“Heeeeeey, guys!”
AMIRITE

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

xeifrank too

Apparently, he considers being banned from MCC a “rite of passage.” Which amuses me, because in the last 2+ years, I can only remember like five people being banned. One of them accidentally, it turns out.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, xeifrank thinks that whenever we respond to a comment with “banned” we actually ban that person, so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I notice he hasn’t been posting at all here since the ban was lifted.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Banned people I can think of, by the way

- sign posey (twice in one day)
- Mondogarage
- mannybeatsfranny
- xeifrank
- someone else whose username I can’t remember

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sign posey was really annoying.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. If I recall, after he got banned here he started trolling….Purple Row, maybe?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also made a bunch of other accounts, first masquerading as a normal poster then going back to his trolling, racist routine.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh!

And there was this one time he posted that he was going to become a Red Sox fan and then started posting on the Red Sox board.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, wow, I forgot about that!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the same guy?

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He had a whole bunch of accounts.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one is particularly fun: http://www.sbnation.com/users/Fuck%20Natto%20and%20gang

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you guys just talking about trolling people?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lolwut

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i saw a long reply to something, didn’t really know what it is

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, last year. Hence “sign posey.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah. I don’t think I was around McC when “sign posey” was trolling.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Found the fanshot

http://www.overthemonster.com/2008/12/4/682135/i-give-up-being-a-giants-f

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t give up on the Giants just yet

They are becoming serious contenders for C.C. according to MLBTR

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whee

I just remember him getting banned from two usernames in the same gameday thread, once for racism, once for homophobia.

Class act!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was the reason we instituted the 24 hour rule, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I banned someone who made a racist/misogynist comment, got a warning for it and then made a transphobic/homphobic comment like a minute later. Don’t remember his name though

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you look at a list of banned users?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that guy. Just not his name.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ACCIDENTAL DFA

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To hell with the trolling douchebag.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/grumble….

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to sit down with that guy and talk to him.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Purple Row would ban you for such language.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Padilla does not get rocked today, that proves there is no God.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no. It would just show he is playing out enough rope the rid us of the weak and impure amongst us.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have been ambivalent about rooting for the Phils this year especially after Charlie M knee-capped the Panda at the ASG. But I took the kids to dinner at Fisherman’s Wharf last night (they like to play skee-ball) and happened to walk past the surfing joint patio just as Manny hit his dong to make it 5-4. For whatever reason there were about 8 loud-mouthed asshole dodger fans watching the game, and as he hit it, they erupted in a fit of noise that turned my stomach completely upside down. At that very point, my 6 year-old turned to me and said, “Daddy, did the Giants win?” I had to tell her no and then explain what happened, and it was at this moment that all the ambivalence melted away:FUCK THE DODGERS!

by capn on Oct 16, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the..? A day game?

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unholy Crap. Does padilla look like walking oil slick with that hair or what?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There is something uniquely porcine about his face.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It brings to mind the line ’ “Get that Jeri curl hair off my couch!”

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A 2 out hit.
 Does that count as rally for them like is does for us?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard: auditioning for the Giants.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAIN & BUMGARDNER FOR HOWARD!!
gET HER DONEZ sABZZ

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blearg. A very Giants-like inning.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I forgot my hate level for Furcal. It Started with him on the Braves and has only grown stronger.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have grown my dislike for him. Especially what he did last offseason to the Braves.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. That was very Duchie as well. He fits the Bums legacy well.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Foul Balls Bat Man!!!
The game is on now?

meh… I don’t care enough to care…

by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Phillies take this one and/or get into the Bum’s ’Pen again and things will get intresting for the Bums.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too good to not be linked to this thread

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO Go!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Classic post

Grant’s Open Letter to the Phillies last October:

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/9/631738/open-letter-to-the-philade

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that the birth of rectum face?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, looks like it!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Martinez

I always liked the guy. Never more so than today if he wins, though!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would be very much okay with Russell Martin colliding with Rectum Face in a run-down, only to have them both spontaneously combust.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Oct 16, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or Furcal.

/ nods nods

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He goes as collateral damage.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another civ adict I presume.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

civ adict ?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilization_(series)

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE are elitist nerds… evidently.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like self loathing elitist nerds— we hate our team, we hate ourselves and we hate the gm/manager. But more importantly we hate everyone else.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we are consistent.

by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes we are

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And neutral since we favor nobody!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHUT YOUR STUPID BANNED FACE

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAKE ME, MAMMA'S BOY

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I avoid that game if i want to anything remotely productive or useful in the next several hours. Which mean I avoid it a lot.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cure?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

12 steps is the only way.
There is not such thing as “only” 1 more turn.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon Werth, pretend that ball is some mouthy lady you are dating.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then he would try and Field like Holiday in game 1 of the last series!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLOL

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same old Pedro…

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are all

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great now I am hearing this in place of the words to the Beatles " All We Need is Love"

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s nothing you can hack that can’t be hacked.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am having tropical sorbet.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Share!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MINE!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIMMEE!!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET YOUR OWN!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ grumbles

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This song still sucks.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am not watching TV but I will assume you mean the Bon Jovi song

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the “cover” to The Beatles was not good either.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The cover, yeah.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fisted. I’m going radio so far today.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha. Never gets old.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don Mattingly

Most overrated player ever?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just looked at a random Padilla start from July

His fastball was anywhere from 88-94, mostly around 91-92…

Where is this 94-97 coming from? The Doggies must be giving him tequilla before his starts….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tequila helps me get drunk

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Tequilla” from Manny’s locker?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manquilla

From Manny’s left breast….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good point

Since he is Irish, I guess he is a Jameson man…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruiz is turning into my favorite Phillie

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bah

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Head Sabean-metrics™ Research says…

“Bunts are the answer for offense improvement!”

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Esphous pitch there?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He made Rectum Face look pretty silly.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makeing him look pretty is a diffcult job.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillies have GroundAttack.exe?!!?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh, they ruled that a steal?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HELP TAKE CARE OF YOUR GROWING PROBLEM

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WITH HAWT BOTHAIN SEX!!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad news: The NON Bums did not score.

Good news: Paddila made Rectum Face look way dumber than he ussaly does.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, ANOTHER commercial with a bad Beatles cover.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and D-Bags dancing like idiots.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They could have had either the Beatles or Aerosmith version and settled for that? I smell another Sabean!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should have a cover of Revolution 9.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Number 9 …. number 9…

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, Phish once did a concert where they covered the entire White Album, including Revolution. Upon the line, “you become….naked” their drummer stripped naked.

Disclaimer: I hate Phish.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Took his dress off.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the drummer (Jon Fishman) is almost naked durring shows, already

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh wait, I’m thinking of the drummer for Motley Crue

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This doesn’t make me hate Phish any less!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russell Martin loves Phish.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT RUSSELL MARTIN

I thought I told you to SUCK IT.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finish him.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bah!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finish him.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That will do.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst commercial ever

Had an Avis commercial with Mark Moyer here in NC…

Not sure if you guys got it…

wow….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Penny turned out pretty well, but it would’ve been cool if we could’ve had Pedro down the stretch.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats see if a Gally Godzillia will help the NOT Bums.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry, just gotta

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I laughed.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where’s Kanye?

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yo, Balloon Boy, I’m happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Amelia Earhart had one of the best in-air disappearances of ALL TIME!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TOO SOON

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All I can think of, reading this, is the terrible Star Trek: Voyager episode where they found Amelia Earhart.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that episode. .

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember that that episode existed.

Also, I think Sarah Silverman was in it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that was the one where they were in 21st century LA and Ed Beagley Jr. was Evil Bill Gates.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am shamed by my faulty Star Trek Voyager knowledge.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other random celebrities who were on Voyager

Jason Alexander

Actually, that’s all I can think of.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

needs more Bakula

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could say that about anything

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andy Dick!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah!

Every time I ever mention Andy Dick, my wife looks confused and asks, “Isn’t he dead?”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only we were so lucky.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still in awe of NewsRadio for managing to make him funny.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Join myself and AIDS in our fight against Andy Dick.”

by chilibean_3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lori Petty

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jason Alexander is supposedly a huge ST fan.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad i missed that one.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahha awesome

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see the one on Twitter yesterday?

Yo Balloon Boy, I’m a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Oct 16, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HELL YES

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeaaaaah! Ryan Howard goes BOOM!

by Uncle Russel on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Howard likes Godzillia.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bang

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH RYAN HOWARD

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When they cut back to Joe Torre, he’ll be weeping.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even his guitar gently weeps.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Torre is doing crappy Beatles overs now?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And, just to piss off the Mayor, he’s setting them at whole numbers.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Phillies

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DINGERZ!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RYAN MOTHERFUCKING HOWARD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ibanez need a pharaoh like goatee. One at least 6 inches long.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kobe in the house (sitting with one of the McCourts)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I noticed

He was diving for every groundball and running with it.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me or Kemp begining to get very annoying?
 Perhaps they can trade him for the next Delino DeShields this off season.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been annoyed with him for a while.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kemp

Reminds me of Andruw Jones when he was on the Braves…

Effortlessly runs down seemingly every fly ball to CF….Very fucking annoying

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better technique, to my eye, though. I don’t think losing half a step will ruin Kemp the way it did Jones.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Kemp looks like a better athlete and like he could play football if he wanted….How did a kid out of OK who is athletic as Matt not play football?

Andruw always kinda looked like he was gonna hit 30 and get fat….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find every Dodger to be annoying.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Annoying ? Yes.
Very Annoying? Not always.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i find lots of fans annoying, some giants fans can be annoying

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are missguide but it is possible to be saved.

ERmm I mean yes.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep, haha, but there are alot of dodger fans that are a little TOOOOO ANNOYING

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RUIZ!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Toast!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT MATT KEMP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruben Amaro's phone just wrang

Hey Ruben,

This is Brian Sabean. I have this Buster kid who everyone likes, but I am looking for someone a little more savvy. Can we talk Ruiz?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS GOOD!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

barry made that look good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was not much BLB did not make look good. Or at least a lot better.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paula Abdul.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm Well teh vioce was noway as annoying….

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wore em in high school.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and nothing else

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there was the viking helmet

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only on certain players.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game is in black and white for me. It’s pretty cool, especially since it’s in such an old stadium. Now all I need is Vin Scully.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: after being in Morgantown, WV for a day, nobody cares about the Pirates, and plus i saw a few phillies fans and just started bitching about the dodgers and how much they blow… They could care less, it was like they didn’t know what i was talkin bout

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morgantown is probably all about Mountaineers football. Basketball maybe, not sure.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 16, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burn a couch and then they will start talking to you.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, everyone here does it i guess, but this place is aight. I’m going to the WVU Marshall game tomorrow

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strasburg is overrated

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t wait until he gives up five runs tonight.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then gives up 20 in his first major league start

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who cares? He got what he wanted. He’s rich!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesnt give a shit what anyone thinks… you’re right, he’s rich and that’s all that matters

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s silly. We don’t now how good he is.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wear a rubber if you do

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, come on

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where?

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just not in the hair

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s polite to give some sort of heads-up.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played on the pun!

/ tips cap.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On what? Eh, doesn’t really matter. It’ll be pretty difficult with the rubber no matter what.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH YOU GUYS!!! haha, crackin me up when i’m getting my drink on

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

crackin me up when i’m getting my drink on

That’s always, right?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must control yourself.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO

i drank last night big time, and smoked a ton

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eileen

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I swear…

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Safe hall of fame pitcher buttsecks

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will there be a stream for that game?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am sure somewhere

I’ll let you know if I see someone….

I know some savvy nerds, in fact they are vets, too….Savvy vet nerds….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be a fun one!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Fosters Ad just cracked me up.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

already a game going on? WHAT???? who goes to an afternoon game in LA?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danny DeVito

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh, that’s awesome… uhhh we get FANS to come giants games

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The way the game should be played.
Kiss my scruffy Arse Fox & Seliguila

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They just posted a stat that Martinez is the leader in ERA among active pitchers, but Lincecum’s is actually slightly lower. I wonder what their criteria is.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Having played for the Red Sox or Yankees

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you have to have a legitimately-sized career.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would imagine there’s some minimum inning requirement they’re using, yes, but there was nothing saying that. Just “active pitchers.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that would be more accurate. But I guess it doesn’t flow of the tongue as well. Should have been on the graphic.

Although, I imagine Dan Runzler is the leader.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure there are a bunch of pitchers with a 0.00 ERA in 4 innings or whatever.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably a certain number of innings pitched (probably more than 598.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD Turd Fergusson!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate to say it, but Pedro in the playoffs…

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SFTD !

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate rooting for Pedro Martinez

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Pedro. He has a good last name.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn’t sound Scottish, Irish or Square head to me.

/ confused…

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SURNAME BIAS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brown is the new green

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talkin’ ’bout poop.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

brings back the memories of the refineries of my youth.

by DrStankus on Oct 16, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Martinez is pretty cool.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He would throw at his own mother if she were hitting against him. Take that as you will.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL DODGERS!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 16, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I should go back to smoking. I am going to weigh 823 pounds

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Smokers are jokers!

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD DODGERS

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers suck i think in the postseason

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what Alyssa Milano said.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she would to the whole team

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: So the Rays aren’t going to resign Iwamura. If we had a competent GM we’d sign him for half of what we’re going to give Sanchez.

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Chief of Sabean-metrics(tm) Research

Wants you banned!!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pink suit!?

LOL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not that there is anything wrong with that………………..

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only redeeming quality of TBS post-season broadcasts are Craig Seger and his pastel ensembles.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Craig Sager.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sit right near where the visiting players cross the Field Club hallway to get to their locker room. Near the end of a Braves game, he was standing in the stairwell waiting for the game to end.

I was on my way back from the bar, said “excuse me” to him blocking the stairwell. When he turned around, I recognized him and asked: “Did you get a hit of acid with that tie?” as I walked by.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the first game I’ve seen all of on tv (I’ve listened to a lot on the radio and been in and out of others), so this is my first experience.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am really starting to appreciate how good our radio team is. these phillies guys are horrid. and the commercials suck too…

by capn on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ESPN guy said that Pedro Martinez isn’t just throwing, he’s really pitching.

Well, good to know Pedro Fucking Martinez has finally figured that one out.

by troymccluresf on Oct 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better then that period of belly itching he was going through.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pricktorino grounds out.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Since i’m talking to pirates fans, they want to know why we hate Manny

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If they have to ask, they’ll never know.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a Dodger.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhh, so we hate every dodger player, but then when they change teams it’s ok

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on the player.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so that’s why i ask, what’s wrong with manny…

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a Dodger, currently

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t hate Manny when he was on the Red Sox or Indians.

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sort of did. Not sure why.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t at first but some of the stuff that came out near the end of his tenure with the Red Sox made me kind of :/ about him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And yes

I know about the great Red Sox ownership tendency to tear down their players in the press when they’re about to get rid of them.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, he gave off the impression he was a prima donna

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cannot stand a guy who can turn his talent on and off at will (of which he has a considerable amount), uses that ability to his advantage to get what he believes he is entitled to.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are players that do that other than him, and yea i agree, that’s why i hate him, but he’s done nothing really to the giants… Russell Martin can still suck it

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing to the Giants? He carried their hated rivals to the playoffs last season.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool… i mean, the Dodgers were better, these two teams next year will be neck and neck

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

- Yes, I hate every Dodger
- No, it is not always OK when they change teams.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

- Rush

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This too

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cause he’s a Dodger? Duh.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and we hate Dave Roberts

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and jeff kent… and dusty baker

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We like Kent now that he isn’t a Dodger anymore. If there’s hate for Dusty Baker, it’s for certain things he did while with the Giants…

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, dude, i always liked Kent, not so much during the Dodger years but what he said about San Francisco i thought it was funny

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ palms face.

All it takes for Evil to conquor is good people to do nothing.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idle hands are the Dodger’s workshop

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Careful with that axe there Eugene Lars!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The axe would swing with wild abandon.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or be used for a face melting solo.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for adding a subject =/

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that part scared me so much when i was a kid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

My mom also took me to see Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when it came out. I was five years old at the time…

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello? Dodger…

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because Manny traded gave up Tim Alderson for Freddy Sanchez.

Oh, you telling a Pirates fan that you hate Manny and not Brian Sabean. Nevermind………..

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

blah.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FRIDAY, 2:25pm: Heyman says Abreu turned the Angels’ offer down.

THURSDAY, 8:34pm: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim offered Bobby Abreu a two-year extension worth about $16MM, according to SI.com’s Jon Heyman (via Twitter). Heyman indicates that Abreu is looking for a better offer, coming off an extremely productive season for the Angels.

Is Abreu really going to get a better deal than this?

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He shouldn’t. He might not even get its equal IMHO.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Brian Sabean has already signed Abreau to a 3-year deal for $25 million.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even I can’t see Sabean doing this. The man flat out can’t play the field and this is FLy ball staff.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy will your face be red when he singes Dye.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

signs.

what the hell am I on?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dye i could almost see him doing. Abrue not so much.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm imagining Sabean singing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZleNzDi9Wk

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, if I was Abreu, I’d turn down the same contract Renteria has

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/throws self off bridge

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummm….shouldn’t he be worried about playing baseball right now? Maybe?

by Merope on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Captain Morgan commercial is the second worst thing ever, behind the All You Need Is Love cover.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All I need

Is to never see or hear that fucking commercial ever again….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hate most ads out there. I guess art does imitate life, if 99% of humanity is as abjectly stupid as the people on television ads.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know. I’m pretty sure a puppy dies every time a Taco Bell commercial is aired. It’s like they’re purposefully targeting America’s biggest douchebags. At least Jack goes for stoners, who don’t even have the energy to be that annoying.

by troymccluresf on Oct 16, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it Martin!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/shift-A

What’d I miss so far?

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PiKA doesn’t know why we hate Dodger players.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wut.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s also drunk already.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there something like boot camp for Giants fans? Like if you fail at understanding the basics like why a Giants fan would hate Manny Ramirez, can you be committed to the camp? For the good of humanity?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ryan howard <3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay ryan howard

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseboobs.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not even gonna ask.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should. Bothans are involved.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bothans!? Do tell.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably start here

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More than 1?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many Bothans

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Bothan

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The things those Bothians can do with dreads!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just ask Mon Mothma

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Emanuel Bothan

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice seams!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People on True Blue LA don’t like us very much.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how dare we have inside jokes that make us laugh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodger and Rockies fans never understand us.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, it’s the same thing with other fanbases’ hatred of Cain.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we offend me.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

grougthink offends me

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's try some Cookymanthink

:-(

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s happy dammit!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:-)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:-(

I’M NOT SAD, PEOPLE

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:-(

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Chief of Sabean-metrics(tm) Research

Wants to know should we sign groug think to improve our offense?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:O

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why dont they like the MCC? what did we do?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We played for the Dodgers, obviously

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Start here

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/16/1087914/open-gamethread-nlcs-game-two#22870947

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re horrible maniacs who hate ourselves and don’t touch boobs.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I touched Lars' boobs once

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 16, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's true!

Then I ate her cereal and she got mad. =/

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pic's or it didn't happen!

Psst. Were ther any Bothains Involed?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many died.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the accident

Boob

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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The look on Martin’s face when he was hit by the ball was priceless.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Charlie don’t leave Pedro in too long

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH SNOEZ, COME ON PHILLIES.. FUCK THE DODGERS, clap clap clap clap clap

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedro Martinez: One cool pickle.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

I love you Pedro (and your jeri curl tambien)

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

 Yes, I laughed at that as well.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a hanging breaking ball. Thanks Kemp!

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE YOU PEDRO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Godzilla Wants more NOT Bums Runs!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOO, WHO ELSE IS DRINKIN FOR THE GAME? by the way Morgantown, WV is a definite shithole

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s only 6.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SO WHAT?? it’s the weekend

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pfft, only 3 here.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EAST COAST BIAS

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 16, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is not missing that pitch by much.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So they will trade Crawford & Teh President for him this off season?

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was almost Rowand-esque

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedro has thrown 77 pitches, 50 for strikes. Incredible game.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ads for swollen prostrates AND E.D. whee.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedro screwing the Dodgers is pretty amusing. It would be like if we did the Timmy for Rios trade and then 10 years later he was owning us pitching for like the Mets or something

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(because I don’t want to think about the Timmy stuff)

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the way you are looking at things!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fast game is fast.

God bless America…

/offkey

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nearly suckered by HR replay (radio).

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Padilla looks funny

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He is not an attractive man.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

No, he’s not.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, guyz

how many of us are gay?

by DrStankus on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask me again in about 2 and half innings.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my point exactly… you know who is hot? Timmy

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even if I was gay, I still wouldn’t find Padilla attractive.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, he subscribes to the David Wells style of pitching.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yea? well we’ll do tequila shot for shot

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

welll, it’s skewed, because i had like 10 beers, 6 shots of tequila, 2 shots liquid cocaine, and yea… not a good night

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Know what my wife calls that? Breakfast.

What’s Liquid Blow?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahahaha, classic. Liquid cocaine is like 151, jaeger and something else, but this i had a dirty mind on Liquid Blow

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’d punch him in the face

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His face looks like it could take a few hits and you wouldn’t even notice.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 16, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’ll be too drunk to notice and probably miss his face

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I hear Vincente likes to brawl too…

Do you go to WVU?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i go to Miami Ohio, but i’m here at WVU with friends now

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then why are you sitting on an internet forum?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because there’s nothing going on now, we’re getting hammered and watching baseball, then going to happy hour

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you go over the Pt Pleasant bridge on your way down?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

naw, we came over from wheeling then down, went to Bellaire, where Nate Davis is from

by PiKAgiant on Oct 16, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont forget to get beer while youre out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His face can take shots.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gah, I spent more time looking for the terrible Alec Baldwin version.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

… knows what evil lurks in the hart of men.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still -

“The Shadow” spawned a KILLER pinball machine.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on Oct 16, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I did a little shadows chant when they mentioned it…

SHADOWS!!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pedro can have my babies any day.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT Down

…juice box

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wanna play spies?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wat do spies do

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

turn n theyre parens 4 been disloyal 2 big bruthur

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Second time in this thread I’m clueless about a response to my post. I’ll guess video game.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Dugout

by DrStankus on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dugout Chat.

which apparently has been reported as an attack site so I cannot link to this.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD Mangina

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My god Chip Caray is awful

by DFAAurillia on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Still rather him than Bucks lil boy.

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. At least Buck doesn’t think a pop up is a hit.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But all the fisting in a Caray game!! All that is missing is Bothains!

Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.

by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will miss that. But regardless, give me Buck (as painful as that seems).

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and some convieniently timed sexual questioning.

by DrStankus on Oct 16, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7 shutout innings from an aged Pedro

who the hell could have predicted that??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not Lasorda.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Certainly not the same people who predicted how Penny would pitch for us.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants hitters.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m more surprised by Padilla.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No chance Sabean doesn’t sign Pedro after this.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 r