To all the Dodgers I've hated before...
by Grant on Oct 16, 2009 10:44 AM PDT
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Picking a most-hated Dodger is like picking the worst piece of licorice out of the bag. It's a bag of evil; there's no point picking the worst one. Not to mention, I'm pretty sure licorice makes you sterile. Except for the Steve Garvey pieces, of course. Those are as popular as ground rhinoceros horns in some countries.
I wasn't around for Don Drysdale, and I only have vague memories of guys like Ron Cey and Davey Lopes as players. When I watch old video of Cey, though, I really regret that I never got the chance to hate him. The dude ran like a penguin. I mean, his nickname was "The Penguin," so it shouldn't be that shocking, but it's worth noting that he didn't get the nickname because he wore a purple top hat and plotted robberies. Nope, the dude ran like a penguin. And he was a danged good player, too. Man, how I wish I had the chance to hate him.
But I have had the chance to hate some fantastically evil Dodgers over the past couple of decades. From Orel Hershisher's gopher-mates-with-Ron-Howard visage to Russell Martin, who will eternally suck it like Sisiphyus and a boulder of sucking it, there have been some doozies. C'mon, now, the Dodger fans root for a surly, steroid-taking defensive liability who happens to be one of the best hitters of our lifetime. Can you even imagine what it would be like to have to root for someone like that? The mind boggles. And who could forget this guy:
Business in the front, party in the back. Oh, and total jackass all over the face.
So before we watch the Dodgers drop the second game of the NLCS, this is an open Most Hated Dodger thread.
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My dad has told me numerous stories about himself throwing batteries at Lasorda in Candlestick.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, the passing of tradition from father to son.
/wipes_tear
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda (partially) redeemed himself by winning the gold for the US baseball team
And saying it was the greatest period of his life and that it was bigger than the Dodgers.
by chacabuco on Oct 16, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of when Lasorda went to then-Pac Bell Park and spoke before a game representing US baseball. People cheered him and he said “Hey! Where is the real San Francisco welcome??”. A chorus of boos went up and he said “OK. Now I feel at home”
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Oct 16, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this man.
"I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw." - Willie Mays
Tommy Lasorda is the Antichrist
by tommylasordaistheantichrist on Oct 16, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gibson the gimpy fuck.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 16, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all of those fucking assholes
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Oct 16, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 17 recs
this should probably be green
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 16, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, yes it should.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
look hubie, it's turning plaid!
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 16, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE Andre Ethier. He can eat a damn eggroll.
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this a serious question? I looked it up anyway, wikipedia says he’s of french and mexican descent. (Also, I never really thought about this but I just typed his name in the search box as Either. I guess since it’s pronounced differently I didnt really notice.)
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Oct 16, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think zuma is referring to heimy’s eggroll comment.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohhhh I was so confused by that…didn’t understand where the reply was headed. If he was talking about the eggroll thing, must be a NEWB
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 17, 2009 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ethier has taken over for Piazza in the hair department
Hate that guy. And Martin…I would’ve loved to see Renteria knock your stupid Puritan beard off your face. Suck it!!!
by velvadp on Oct 17, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Piazza
I’m 21 years old and Mike Piazza is the first athlete I can remember that I hated.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda makes me sick. He’s my pick.
Many of the other Dodgers I grew up with brought me more fear than hatred (Karros, Piazza, Gagne).
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 16, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He really loves lasagna.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
buffy fan?
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Oct 16, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will rec this every time it is posted.
Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni
by jhiat00 on Oct 16, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking for videos of Cey and came across this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkm7piSgMMw&feature=player_embedded#
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool, but the commentator is really boring.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I saw I wasn’t sure what to think
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also found a Ron Cey Travelocityish dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58yvJJf5h8&feature=player_embedded
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Sax
Because when I was a kid, everytime I bought a pack of cards, I ALWAYS would get a Steve Sax card. I had like 50 each year. So eff Steve Sax.
by jewbacca on Oct 16, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah all the massive amounts of "Love" Sax got when he came up. And the fact he started his own mass air mail service for 2nd base has provided me with lots of joy over the years.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooo I hated Sax. Not sure why, just really, really hated him.
Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud McCoven parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey and RL mom to future HOFer Henry! ;)
by GiantsFanInExile on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to go with Lasorda, because of everything he’s represented for the Bums. However, Gagne in those stupid fucking glasses is a top pick as well. I’ve also always hated Kirk Gibson for that stupid homer in the 88’ series.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on Oct 16, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have to say Manny is movin on up after his stare into the dugout last night. I mean that HR didn’t even put them ahead, congrats you ALMOST tied the game. To bad this games isn’t played with hand grenades.
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This has been my motto for the entire postseason.
My son is Madison Bumgarner, the Spacebat of pitching prospects. My other son is a Porsche.
by multiphasic on Oct 16, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not but it sure as hell should be!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
goes the dynamite!
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Oct 16, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are too many to choose!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really wouldn’t call Bonds a defensive liability, except for maybe his last two years.
And Jeff Kent.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Oct 16, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget Steve Finley.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm....
1.Lasorda
2.Frenchy the Clown
3.Mussell Fartin
4.Eric Karros (He sucks even worse at broadcasting)
5.Jeff Weaver
6.Chad Billingsley
7.Brad Penny
8.Casey Blake
9.Matt Kemp
10.Kevin Brown
With two shoutouts to Kent and Schmidt….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those stupid fucking glasses
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 16, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Be honest
How great was it to see his career go in the dumper?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douche-face McDoogle
Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni
by jhiat00 on Oct 16, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m old enough to remember Cey…what a prick.
Randy Moffitt used to throw at him and instead of charging the mound, Cey would start out slowly with a menacing look in his eye while craning his neck back and forth waiting for his teammates to get there in time to “hold him back”…
Also, special mention of douchiness to Davey Lopes. Dunno why exactly.
by younghutch on Oct 16, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The Pengiun. Ron Cey. There have been others to try and claim his throne but they still have not snatched the pebble from the Masterbater ’s hand.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nomar
jk, he’s cool. saved some people from drowning in boston harbor, even after he wasn’t with the red sox anymore.
I think that the prize has to go to piazza for me, as I’m 23 and remember him douching it up during the 90’s when i started to really follow baseball. Fuck lasorda too.
Also, good work again this year to Special Agent Jason Schmidt. Doing what he can to break the system from within.
by kornstar2004 on Oct 16, 2009 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mr Hamm! Second best athlete in the family.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe fourth
They do have twins, after all…
Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud McCoven parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey and RL mom to future HOFer Henry! ;)
by GiantsFanInExile on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul Mondesi.
"That feeling after you win and they raise your hand... it's like you have this energy that releases from your body, and it's like you mingle with the cosmos, and you feel omnipotent"
by woomikee on Oct 16, 2009 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good one
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 16, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! Great one
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be gagne
I hated that guy. Remember that massive bomb Bonds hit off him in 2004? That was awesome.
I've been Honked...
by giantfan5 on Oct 16, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Don Sutton, who also established his douchiness via his Braves broadcasting career.
by younghutch on Oct 16, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Very nice spot. He still a minion to Cey in my Book but still a very nice call.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m always surprised to remember he mostly a Dodger. I only remember the end of his career, when he was an Angel.
He’s a lousy announcer, too.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His horrendous silver, jeri-curl, mullet mane of hair deserves its own thread...
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use to pray someone would get him a head lock and someelse would buzz cut that walking white chia pet. Not because he had long hair but because we was so damn vain about it and losing it would chease him off.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at this hair! Hate me!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 16, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude looks like a poodle.
Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni
by jhiat00 on Oct 16, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s cruel. I like poodles—especially the standard mutant sized ones.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lousy announcer
I don’t remember him pitching.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sutton flipped off my cousin once, in the Candlestick bullpen. Prick.
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anal, Finley, and Anderson for bringing their contempable brand of suck to our locker room.
Lasorda as a symbol for all that’s wrong with the Dodgers.
Respect: Jackie Robinson. (Hey Mariano—take the fuckin number off already)
I’ll add that I really enjoy watching Kemp, Loney, and Eithier [/jealousy?]
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Marshall (the outfield one) for having this chick I had a crush on
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, excuse me, did you say something?
Ahm never mind.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horsehead had her—you mean like biblically?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harry Carey once made a famous comment that “Marshall was flying back to LA to get some cocaine for his foot.” He was quickly corrected that it was novacaine. Considering Belinda’s drug problems, Harry might have been right the first time.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good lord. eff Mike Marshall
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Oct 16, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two sexiest hottest performances by women in music videos ever:
Belinda Carlisle in “Mad About You”
Nancy Wilson in “These Dreams”
I thought unpure thoughts about both of them after seeing those
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Oct 16, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impure
get thee over to the writing thread, immediately.
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would entirely depend on how those imagined thoughts were affecting them and the state the two women were in at the beginning of those imagines thoughts.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Marshall, no question. And then, as if to rub salt in the wound, he and Bob Welch were double-dating Go-Gos, Marshall with Belinda and Welch with Charlotte Caffey. Pure hell. Thank god they never got their greasy hands on Gina Schock! Or any of the Bangles.
"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."
by stobgopper on Oct 16, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Irrelevant fact
I lived in the same dorm as Jane Wiedlin’s brother Andy when I was a freshman at UCSB.
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget
Lita Ford in “Kiss Me Deadly.”
Honorable mention to Mrs. Finley in “Here I Go Again.”
by SFGiantsD on Oct 16, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reminds me
More russell martin hate – he gets to date this ridiculously hot model/actress named Marikym Hervieux. (Scroll like halfway down the page here.)
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Oct 16, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matsui’s got it going on.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember Ron Cey, but as a Cub at the end of his career. I still hated him, though, because my father taught me right.
Steve Sax is a big one. Lasorda, of course. Suck It Russell Martin is the current incarnation of evil.
I was really pissed when Brett Butler became a Dodger.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I still giggle thinking of Sax and his throwing the ball into the stands years.
I really am a small, petty and vicious person unless I constantly work to keep it in check.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are not alone.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am here with you.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember Sax throwing one into the stands while a Yankee and hitting Keith Olberman’s mother.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ Cackles!!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was a kid, we called him “The Sack Rat.” It’s not nearly as clever as it seemed at the time.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett Butler was born to be a Dodger. I took what he had to offer, but when he left, it was a relief. What a holier-than-thou prick (and his religion is not the issue for me).
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember opening night, 1990 at Candlestick. Other than a huge brawl being some gang members in the bleachers between about 20-25 people, I remember Butler coming out of the Dodger dugout during pre-game introductions and hugging Lasorda.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Oct 16, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Karros. Not even close. He hits home runs off head high F-Rod fastballs in my nightmares.
by KCE on Oct 16, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still one of the sickest homers I have ever seen. How the hell did he get on top of that pitch?
by SFGiantsD on Oct 16, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't LA the center of the movie world?
Then why couldn’t they get a real actor or animator to do this?
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7034967&c_id=la
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by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was horrible
Considering Star Wars’ BAY AREA TIES!!!1 you’d think that Darth Vader would be seen with the Giants rather than the DOdgers.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first few jokes were funny but that was generally pretty awful. Anyone else think it’s appropriate that an international symbol of evil apparently likes the Dodgers?
by quincy0191 on Oct 16, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Scioscia
and not really a close call. i hated him for hurting Will Clark. I hated him for being a pain in the ass that always seem to hit well against the Giants (.293/.377/.426 career vs. SFG). And then he became the manager of the Angels that beat us in the fucking WS! FUCK THAT GUY!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Other Dodgers worthy of "I hate that fucking guy" hate, which is greater than standard "you were a Dodger so I hate you" hate
Pedro Guerrero
Hershey Squirt
Mariano Duncan
Mickey Hatcher
Fernando Valenzuela
Jay Howell
Alejandro Pena
Tom Niedenfuer
Steve Sax
Mike Marshall
Ramon Martinez
Mike Piazza
Eric Karros
Raul Mondesi
Todd Worrell
Darren Dreifort
Todd Hollandsworth
Hideo Nomo
Chan Ho Park
Pedro Astacio
Tim Wallach
Eddie Murray
Brett Butler
Todd Zeile
Paul Lo Duca
Jeff Shaw
Antonio Osuna
Mark Guthrie
Adrian Beltre
Gary Sheffield
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Carlos Perez
Shawn Green
Kevin Elster
Mark Grudzielanek
Jesse Orosco
Odalis Perez
Omar Daal
Alex Cora
Robin Ventura
Tom Martin
Milton Bradley
Jayson Werth
Steve Finley
Hee Seop Choi
Jeff Weaver
Jose Lima
Olmedo Saenz
Cesar Izturis
Ricky Ledee
J.D. Drew
Derek Lowe
Brad Penny
Elmer Dessens
Jonathan Broxton
Duaner Sanchez
Jeff Kent
Russell Martin
Nomar Garciaparra
Rafael Furcal
Andre Ethier
Jose Cruz, Jr.
Matt Kemp
James Loney
Cody Ross
Chad Billingsley
Aaron Sele
Joe Beimel
Danys Baez
Juan Pierre
Brett Tomko
Casey Blake
Manny Ramirez
Andruw Jones
Greg Maddux
Esteban Loaiza
Mark Loretta
Guillermo Mota
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and of course
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man, I totally forgot Tim Wallach was a Dodger. I just remember him as an Expo.
Also, I think this is the first time I’ve thought of Mariano Duncan in about a decade.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Guererro is a great call. I don’t know how yto say “jackass” in Spanish, but he’s qualify.
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Oct 16, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Puto” is probably close enough.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
long list is long
but incredibly accurate
by sfoakbay on Oct 16, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm amazed nobody has mentioned
Paul LoDuca
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Too many to hate, too little time.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Want to sit on Santa’s lap little girl?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. That would be WalrusMan.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Oct 16, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Erstwhile drunkard, Bob Welch; I hated the way he wore his hat and then he’s goes and joins the Roid Bash Bros. in Oakland to win the ’89 series.
by younghutch on Oct 16, 2009 11:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lawds did he own the Gaints. 19-4 vs. the Giants.
/spits
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure I remember Bob Welch being the only guy on the 89 Giants or 89 A’s that actually lived in the City of San Francisco, so I’ll give the guy a bit of a pass.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 17, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason, I really hate Juan Pierre.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it his tiny head in two hats when he’s running the bases?
Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud McCoven parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey and RL mom to future HOFer Henry! ;)
by GiantsFanInExile on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One guy I have to admit I always liked watching
Hideo Nomo
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always like 1st don’t care what team he is on
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Offerman, Jeff Weaver
I'm a man
by Wes_Mantooth on Oct 16, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember back when Jose Offerman was getting close to setting the single-season record for errors (I think) – 42 in 1992. I remember some people arguing he was a better defender than that suggested. I wonder what UZR would make of him.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be intresting!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Suck It for acting like such a jerk when Eugenio put him on his ass.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention pushing and shoving the umpire and getting in Pablo’s face and then having no one do anything about it. Gotta say, though, that was one of the few times I was like, “Fuck YES, Edgar Renteria!”
by quincy0191 on Oct 16, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my check out this quote from Juan Pierre
via James Arangure’s twitter:
Pierre on Loney: “don’t know when he was born but he should have been born in October. It’s Reggie Jackson, Derek jeter then James Loney”
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Juan Pierre is a funny douchebag.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how Derek Jeter is everyone’s example of an OMG CLUTCH OCTOBER!!!!!! player, even though his postseason and regular season numbers are virtually identical.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he might just be good.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one is good too, from Suck It Russell Martin
Russell Martin comes into Dodger dugout and jokes “can u tell me who is a 1.000 hitter against Pedro?” Martin is actually 2-for-3 vs Pedro
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Je suis bon aux maths!
Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud McCoven parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey and RL mom to future HOFer Henry! ;)
by GiantsFanInExile on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Weaver acting like a bitch is burnt into my mind.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And perhaps one of the ugliest players ever to don a uniform.
by younghutch on Oct 16, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasordid, Piazza, Gagne, LoDuca, Martin.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder why most of the easiest to hate Dodgers were catchers.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garvey
followed by a shot of Pedro Guerrero.
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slide Perdo!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you hate “Mr.Clean”?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garvey #1
Because he’s “Mr. Hypocrite”?
Rick Monday can still suck it.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
by achiappanza on Oct 16, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the years he was a broadcaster…
/ grinds teeth
Sutton was worse but still a lot of super concentrate Evil & suck between them.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 17, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Pedro Guerrero still doing drugs with O.J’s ex-girlfriend?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last I heard Pedro was trying to get his kindergarten diploma backdated. Stupidest man on earth, but still easy to hate.
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Most Hated of the Hated
My timeline goes Scioscia, Karross/Piazza, Gagne then Martin.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Oct 16, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since Karros has come up a lot
I’ll mention that I remember once in the mid-90s there was a rumor that the Giants were interested in signing him.
Also, his b-r sponsorship:
My favorite player growing up. A no nonsense, consistent run producer.
vomit.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Giants were interested in signing him.
Probably still are…
by younghutch on Oct 16, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting how you can identify generational hatreds here.
And, I should have mentioned Sax.
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's a generational thing
No matter what our ages are, there is one Dodger player that we all hated growing up.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its funny how we hate mostly Dodger catchers
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s because they are all douche’s.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda for hating his gay son then telling hookers he likes to watch lesbian porn.
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2009 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Really, as if you need a reason to hate Lasorda.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know about the second part, but Lasorda couldn’t accept that his son was gay, to the point where he refuses to acknowledge that his son died of AIDS. He insists it was cancer.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW, i never knew that. But growing up with old time Italians in my family it isn’t a push
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "second part"
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda was estranged from his son when he died of AIDS.
As if you didn’t need another reason to hate the man.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS
Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud McCoven parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey and RL mom to future HOFer Henry! ;)
by GiantsFanInExile on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A side topic just came to mind: most hated non-Dodgers
For me:
- Chipper Jones
- Derek Jeter
- Shane Victorino
- Jose Oquendo
- Jose Canseco
- David Eckstein
- Scott Spezio
- Countless others I’m forgetting now
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Brett Myers. And Curt Schilling, of course.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your rage has festered into hatred. Well-meaning hatred of course.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
- Derek Jeter
- Brett Myers
- Mark Teixeira because he said he signed with the Yankees because his wife told him to.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he should’ve done the classy thing and gone to Baltimore. That would have made Orioles fans so fuckin happy. Yankee fans are happy too, but I imagine that city would go out of its mind for him.
by quincy0191 on Oct 16, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ grinds teeth
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tulo
Todd Helton
Craig Counsell
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 For the Counsell mention
No one here gets out alive.
by Bond16 on Oct 16, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Estimated Eisenreich
Chris Sabo is also a good call.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 16, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
- Steve Finley when he was a Diamondback, Padre, and Rockie
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 16, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walter Alston
sat there like fucking Buddha, watching that sick Dodgers infield kill my Gi-guys.
I also hate him for retiring and leaving us with that Goombah SOB.
This thread is making me angry.
God I hate Bobby Richardson. If not for Bobby Richardson, this wouldn’t matter.
Maybe it’s also because of Scott Spezio. God I hate Scott Spezio.
by FreshStart on Oct 16, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He makes little girls cry. Another reason to hate the man.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Dodgers DO eat children. Wouldn’t you be scared you’d be his next meal!?
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoever this cather was for not letting Michael Tucker destroy Gagne
by jewbacca on Oct 16, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ross wasn’t it?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 16, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More fun
EW EW EW EW:
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lima
I don’t know how someone forgot to mention this scumbag.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked his wife though
No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you
by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn...
Look at those breasticles.
by AmorVincitOmnia on Oct 16, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guillermo Mota is huge ass as well.
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 16, 2009 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, god I just found something horrible
http://www.myspace.com/russjr08
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 16, 2009 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see why that person is single…………………………
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 16, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should just write it in French, it wouldn’t make it any harder to read
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 16, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT:
I’m currently on a conference call and someone was talkling about this worksheet we created and said “That’s a huge tool”. It took all my willpower not to say “That’s what she said!”
"We're in this thing!" My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman, "Sweet Jesus" Guzman and Jesus H. Guzman.
by Goofus on Oct 16, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
…“And it will only get bigger and bigger the more we play with it.”
by Every6thDay on Oct 16, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This discussion begins and ends with Lasorda
I’ll always remember him waddling out of the dugout to argue with an ump after a run scored, temporarily derailing Hershisher’s quest at the scoreless innings streak. Lasorda triumphed, the run was wiped off the board, and the streak continued.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 16, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a hatred for all..
Dodgers catchers except John Roseboro. Turns out he was a pretty awsome dood. Otherwise dont mention names like Scioscia, Martin, Lo Duca (Ugh), or Piazza
by uber on Oct 16, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My all-time most hated aspect of Dodgerdom
That annoying little jungle-drum sound effect thingy they used to play at Chavez Latrine every time a Dodger player homered.
Of course, the fact that I started watching the Giants in the late 70s probably had something to do with that. I mean, they would just get DESTROYED in seemingly every game in LA. Some hack no-name Giants pitcher would give up a bomb to Dusty Baker. BUM-BA-DUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BUM-BA-DUM-BUM Then Garvey would park one. BUM-BA-DUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BUM-BA-DUM-BUM Oh great, Ron Cey went yard again. BUM-BA-DUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BA-DUM-BUM-BUM-BA-DUM-BUM
God, it drove me fucking nuts.
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 16, 2009 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1a. Lasorda
1b. Dodger fans
El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."
by ResDog on Oct 16, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It has been my long-held conviction that all Dodger fans, if given enough time, end up looking just like Cheech.
by younghutch on Oct 16, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It really seems like the Dodgers always manage to assemble the most loathsome group of individuals. I don’t know how they do it. I don’t think it’s just because I’m predisposed to hate the Dodgers either.
Also: I agree with those who talked about Dodger catchers being the worst.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, there are very few other teams where I can identify multiple players and say, “I would be perfectly all right if that person got herpes.”
by quincy0191 on Oct 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I grew up it was the unholy trinity of Nomo, Piazza and Karros. I hated Nomo’ s idiotic windup, I hated Karros’ consistency and I hated everything there is to hate about Piazza. Hate hate hate!
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
by norcalnick on Oct 16, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everybody but Nomar, Kemp, Kent and Orel.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
by cheno on Oct 16, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Fernando. I could never good hate going for him. Must have been his ancient Aztec spirit or something.
"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."
by stobgopper on Oct 16, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you on Fernando
He always struck me as an un-dodger Dodger… kinda like he was so happy to be in the Majors that he didn’t realize who he was playing for… and I loved his screwball as much as I hate to say it.
by karl m on Oct 21, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett Butler … first a traitor going Giants to Dodgers directly… then having better seasons while he was a Dodger.
I remember listening to the games on KNBR and it seemed like every night, Butler was out there beating the Giants by himself.
by isithotinhere on Oct 16, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and IIRC
didn’t he, right after leaving the G’s for the Dodgers, say a bunch of stuff about how it was always his dream to play for the Dodgers? That really made me hate him
A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.
by wjackalope on Oct 16, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus, he has a woman’s name.
Welcome to the big leagues, son! Proud McCoven parent of future rookie of the year, Gerald "Buster" Posey and RL mom to future HOFer Henry! ;)
by GiantsFanInExile on Oct 17, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Hansen
I can’t totally explain it, he was always a role player, but god i hated him so much!
by Croix de Candy Maldonado on Oct 16, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who was that douche bag the dodgers kept around for the sole purpose of getting Barry Bonds out. I don’t even remember his name I just hated his guts because he was the only guy who had ownage on Bonds.
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on Oct 16, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Before that, they kept John Candelaria around for a couple years at the end of his career for the sole purpose of getting Will Clark out. Ugh I hated that.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robin Ventura
(suck it) Russell Martin
Manny
Nomar
Eric Karros
Bleeding orange and black since 1987
by TehGreekStallion on Oct 16, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Every Dodger is equally repulsive.
I really thought Tommy Lasorda was particularly noxious.
I think Andre Ethier is the most annoying now because he’s the one that can actually hit the ball out regularly. I sort of don’t mind James Loney and Russell Martin because they hit like 250 with 10 homeruns. Or in James Loney’s case he’s about six foot five but hits like a good hitting Latin American shortstop which is ok with me.
by parisspleen on Oct 16, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s great that the post estrogen taking Manny Ramirez slugging percentage is getting close to Ryan Garko’s. It’s fun to look at his Yahoo sports page, go to game log, and watch it’s precipitous decline this season. He only hit that homerun last night because Cole Hamels was pitching him like he was the opposing team’s pitcher or some old guy that is in the lineup for being good in the past.
by parisspleen on Oct 16, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most hated Dodgers
My first memories of the Dodgers are of the late 70’s, and their two straight losses in the series. I hated all those mofo’s, Cey, Lopes, Russell, hell I even hated Dusty Baker at the time (uh……he obviously redeemed himself}, but Garvey had to top them all. Yeah he was good i’ll give him that, but I couldn’t stand how he tried to portray himself as a effin Mr. Perfect, everything had to be just so……………god I hated that dude.
by RoInSM on Oct 16, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well put. And Bill Russell looked like John Denver’s brother that the family hid in the attic.
by maysian on Oct 16, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had forggten that inbred country boy as a muppet.. ( Yes, he was pretty good as well and that did not help things.)
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 17, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jayson werth
his porno stashe was disgusting.
by gntfan10 on Oct 16, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I add Chase Utley to the most hated DODGER list
He sure as hell is trying his hardest for the Dodgers to win
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 16, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps 2nd basemen with the letter “U” starting their last name should not be trusted to field a ball?
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 17, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orel Hersheiser, Sandy Koufax, Jackie Robinson
nahh, just kidding. Those guys are cool.
Umm,
-Casey Blake
-Russell Martin
-Mike Piazza
-Andruw Jones
by coicoy on Oct 16, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Garvey
Yes, the generational thing. Garvey still seems more loathsome that any of the current tools. Yeah, Piazza, that guy was more loathsome in the superficial sense but he was obviously just a stupid jerk. Garvey didn’t seem partcularly smart but he had that Family Values Hypocrite stink. He didn’t have that ridiculous mullet etc. but he did have self-righteousness and he seemed totally down with being the Pat Boone (another guy whose loathsomeness today’s kids may not fully appreciate) of baseball. Pah. At least Lasorda was funny once in a while (but I still hate nim).
by Comrade Conrad on Oct 16, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stolen from BBTF
A saying: The three worst things a person can be are: 1) a Nazi war criminal, 2) a child molester, and 3) Steve Garvey.
This man is, as far as anyone knows, the only person who fits into all 3 categories.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 16, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to agree with you take on LaSorda. There is an honesty there that Garvey never really had in my eyes.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 17, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty Baker
He waited for the most important moment for the Giants,
to show his Dodger blue colors, and gave Russ the game ball,
screwing us of what was rightfully ours.
by skunk5150 on Oct 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Eric Young, Sr.
For hitting .197 as a Giant after hitting .280+ as a Dodger.
by hokysmksbw on Oct 17, 2009 1:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't very fond of Gary Scheffield.
But my selection is Andre Ethier, and it’s not even close. He’s got this hideous douche face covered in ugly asshole flakes. Nothing about him is good or interesting. He makes the world a worse place by continuing to exist. I don’t know why he inspires such particular animosity, but he does.
Someday girl I don't know when were gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and well walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us baby we were born to RUNZ
-Proud Papa of Dan Runzler
by Alex_Lewis on Oct 17, 2009 2:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric Karros
In addition to reasons already cited by others, Eric Karros has a special spot for me. He ruined my son’s first MLB game by hitting a game winning homerun in the top of the 10th inning. My son was only four at the time, but he did know that Dodgers were, in general, bad.
by koel on Oct 18, 2009 7:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my most hated Dodger
This is a tough question,cuz i do remember,ron cey,davey lopes(who is still a
dodger even if he wears a phillies uni) steve mr infomercial grabage & jimmy
the toy squirt gun wynn. but the biggest Giant killer of all time since ive been a
Giants fan & my most hated doggerm is Joe Ferguson! he hurt the Giants so many
times n the 70’s! he made me so sick!!!
by WillieMC on Oct 18, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It starts with the city, then the uniform, then anyone who wears it
and then Steve Garvey even in street clothes
"Hey old-timer, where am I ?"
"You can't get there from here."
by pynchon59 on Oct 19, 2009 5:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And let's be honest...
…as loud as we screamed SAX SUCKS back in ‘82, it’s really the fans we hate.
by TheColonel on Oct 19, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Ripper Goes La La
And even though he never technically played with the Bums, this still makes me feel physically sick.
by TheColonel on Oct 19, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
steve finley fuck you
Thank God I'm not a Royals fan
by SMO48 on Oct 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda and Garvey...
The Mouth-that-ate North Beach and St. Sanctimonious are hands down winners for me… followed by Cey, Sax and Welch… Drysdale (from my youth) and today’s FUMartin. Then again, I can’t stand Vin Scully either because like the rest of them, he’s a Dodger and ALL Dodgers suck.
Speaking of which, I’m trying to welcome Jeff Kent back into the Giants family and while I appreciate what Dusty did for us as a manager, I always imagined him bleeding Blue when he nicked himself shaving.
by karl m on Oct 21, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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