Open NLCS Thread, 10/15
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 15, 2009 4:00 PM PDT
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4 game series vs Dodgers @ Dodger Stadium
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Wait, isn’t this rooting for NY?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I love this.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
this is amazing
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, I missed this Carlton Chronicles thing when did this happen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
What are you talking about?
This has always been Carlton Chronicles.
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He’s the guy who does the Goofus dance between innings on the JumboTron
at PacT&T, correct?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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ICWYDT
Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 15, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t, but I think I used to work with the asian familyman 10 years ago @ Interwoven.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
That’s impressive considering he passed away in 1973.
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ooooohhh! Go Phil Yee? my brain sort of hurts.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Every time you post something like this, I mistake Go for Othello and get confused.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Both use black and white stones but have different patterns/layouts.
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Eventually I figure that out, yes!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Now that I think about it, I’ve never played Othello/Reversi in its board game incarnation. That must be tedious.
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Not really. Since there are only 64 spaces on the board, you’re only ever turning over like… 2 – 8 tiles at a time (and 8 seems high). It’s barely inconvenient at all.
Also, I’ll probably beat you at it.
If I could ever learn how to set/avoid traps, I’d be unstoppable. But as long as you don’t know how to do those things either I can beat you.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Feliz!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
I SUPPORT THE TEAM WITH A YOUNG LEFT HANDED STARTING PITCHER WITH A STUPID NAME STARTING WITH C
Oh, wait.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Huh
A Comcast SportsNet satellite truck just pulled a u-turn in my building’s driveway.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
BEAT LA
Over the next hour, I am doing makeup/hair and getting dressed for the concert, my first symphonic performance since I was 17. I had the best rehearsal to date today—for some damn reason I sounded incredible, and I can barely breathe due to this stupid cold. WTF?
I’ll watch as much of the game (rained out?) as I can until I have to leave to warm up.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
Have fun and play good! =)
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
I know you’re doing better since you made a Lars-patented joke about fingerings on my FB page. How are you feeling?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I still get tired very easily. I am feeling better though. Cardio-therapy starts on Wednesday.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Break a leg.
Is that Jakey (sp?) dude still associated with the SJSU music dept?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Jakey?
I don’t know most people in my ensembles. I’m trying to learn everyone’s name cos I’m a noob.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes when you know you aren’t up to par: sick, slightly injured, tired… you concentrate better to compensate, so you play better.
I don’t know from music, but I played some of my best soccer with a mostly healed, broken rib.
Baron in concert is like Jordan with the flu!
Un-fucking-stoppable!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I stick out my tongue when I have a solo
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Good luck!
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Late-arriving crowd.
/stating the obvious
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I requested two tickets for game 2 and what came up was Baseline VIP/Premium: ROW 1.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
They picked the wrong place to put Dodger Stadium. People are stuck on the damn freeways.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
They picked the wrong place to put Dodger Stadium
Tell it to the angelinos who lived there prior to the construction.
/cues Ry Cooder
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Such a great album.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lineups from Yahoo Sports
J. Rollins ss
S. Victorino cf
C. Utley 2b
R. Howard 1b
J. Werth rf
R. Ibanez lf
P. Feliz 3b
C. Ruiz c
C. Hamels p
R. Furcal ss
A. Ethier rf
M. Ramirez lf
M. Kemp cf
C. Blake 3b
J. Loney 1b
R. Belliard 2b
R. Martin c
C. Kershaw p
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
LOL NATE
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS RENTERIA PLAYING?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
SIRM!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Some good news
Broadcaster for the NLCS for ESPN Radio is Dan Schulman so that means Jon Miller is doing the ALCS (turn off the sound, no Buck/McCarver).
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Nice. At least the ALCS would be slightly tolerable.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you Rectum face
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
VICTORINLOL
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Rectum face tried that “run into the defender” thing again.
FUCK YOU!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Rental health day?? Really Avis?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
They tried harder. And failed.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
See, the asshole did it again. The announcers called him out for it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
Over/under on how many times Chip Caray says fisted?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
One.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I really don’t want to know what he fisted
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Charlie is leaving a lot to be desired with the way he has handled his pitching.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
“mumble mumble my guys mumble”
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Really stupid. Cliff Lee should pitch game 2 unless he wanted Lee for game 7 as well.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
His use of Lee I am not going to judge. But using Happ AND Blanton in game two of the NLDS was really stupid.
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it russel martin
suck teacher who uses class to brag about her personal achievements and has 150 power points per class and reads off them without elaborating!
Suck It kid who waste public resources and toys with my emotions!
/rant over
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LONG DAY…capped off by a condescending, conceded, up-tight, self righteous BITCH lecturing for two hours followed by a nice sweet recitation leader who is to afraid to give any depth to the lecture b/c she doesn’t want to miss inform.
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What/where do you study (if you dont mind me asking)?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
MPH at University of Pennsylvania (over rated), part time, tuition paid through work b/c I couldn’t afford it otherwise.
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that gone in Philly?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
He does have a pretty curve ball.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t want to think what he will become!
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw's curveball
Is a coat hanger used for an abortion (A nasty hook)
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
FACT: dodger fans push girls down stairs
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Fanshot
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http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/13/1083538/if-classy-is-throwing-a-woman-down
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
fuck those dodger fans.
i just watched the video and yeah thats what its like in LA
last time I went to dodger stadium (cause I live in LA)
i got trash thrown at me for wearing my bonds/giants t-shirt.
I HATE dodger fans since 99.9% aren’t even halfway decent
please giants...don't make me cry like I did in 02....
Well Timmy...you make me cry tears of joy.
SHIT
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
BUT BORK LEFTIES BORK CAN’T BORK HIT BORK LEFTIES!!!!
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
YOU STUPID SO CALI BOY! THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE SUPPOSE TO SUCK!
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that’s not good.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Brad Hennessey – SS
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Inside joke fail?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Vol 1 or vol 2?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Is that a Firefly reference?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Double inside joke.
Trying to play off the “3rd best starter” and “does he play 3rd” meme’s
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
A TENT PITCHER, AMIRITE!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Cali fornia
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
did i miss the "carlton" chronicles thing?
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
No
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no i ment like im confused as to why it says carlton chronicles
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/12/633562/open-nlcs-thread-10-12
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Grant really likes hairstyling.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Whole Camels walks the pitcher.
Douche
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Should be a Giants pitcher.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Some things never change
Nice AB Pedro
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
Philly metro gave the ss, 3rd advantage to LA, saying that Blake and Furcal are better than Pedro and Rollins.
Yeah, right…
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
how many 7 hitters can the Giants have?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of them would bat 7th or 8th on average teams.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Bengie would swing at that.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Wow. Kershaw’s beard is worse than mine.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
He does have the fail beard going.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
National League Baseball
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
by GiantBrass on Oct 15, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
That’s what happens whenever I play the computer.
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LOL WUT?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
LOL
I love this.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of these LA fans must have left their homes at Noon to make this game.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
The baseball video game gif above is better.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
huh
So there’s still baseball going on. Let’s see…uh Hamels has a hot wife. And he’s a lefty that won that award that one time. Go beat the dodgers.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Premature possible story line?
Young 22 LH fireballer in the mold of Sandy Koufax leads Dodgers to their first world series in 20 years?
Premature? Yes…
Possible? I have a bad feeling…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Phillies take awhile to warm up this year. Especially when Rollins plays hes been lately.
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by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like this game
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
You must remember the Dodgers are not facing the Giants. 1-0 vs. the Giants is over.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
SUCK IT MANNY RAMIREZ
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Other than nepotism, why does Chip Caray have the top baseball job on TBS?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
It’s the opposite of the reason why Buster was on the bench for most of September.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
A McCovey Chronicles classic for today
Here’s another little thing that doesn’t show up in the box score: Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds. The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs. That’s not me talking; that’s science.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Dear god
The cover of “All You Need Is Love” from that commercial may be the worst thing ever.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Terrible. It doesn’t even look like they’re performing it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I don’t think the band in the commercial is supposed to be the band playing the song. They are just a band who needs some love?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Yes
It made me want to tear off my ears.
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Victorino haters...
How could you not love that shit talking to Russell?
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
Must be the ecomony
Tickets are still available for game 2 of the NLCS, game 1 of the ALCS.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Game 2 of the NLCS is a day game, right? That prolly contributes.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
It is a day game. But I found front row seats.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Curious, how much they going for?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Dodgers are between 51-700
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
They sell tickets?
I thought the Dodgers had to give them away?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
They’re actually sheets of toilet paper.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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You got the Tom Hanks of the worlds to buy it.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
The joys of fatherhood
It’s the NLCS and my 3-year old son is begging to watch Dora the Explorer.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
porn at 3? that’s a bit much, don’t you think?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Howard cheats the game!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
PARK IS TOO BIG
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Casey Blake: bringing shame to my wife’s name every day.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Hopeful impending collapse alert
Kershaw is not a savvy vet
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A rain out tomorrow would screw up the Yankees plan to go with a 3 man rotation.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
The radio guys just referred to the Dodgers as the team with the best pitching in the NL
I was briefly offended, but they gave up the same number of runs as the Giants, so it’s hard to say, I guess.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
These announcers definitely suck
They were talking about the mound at Dodgers Stadium and rumors it was too high or whatever. One of the announcers said, “You know who I bet would love to pitch here? The Big Unit, Randy Johnson. I guess he did pitch a few games here. Spent most of his career in the American League.”
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
And they just declare Cole Hamels a good hitter based on watching him take BP.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
they just said
“They will trade Ibanez on third for a double play ball.”
WHAT THE FUCK OF COURSE THEY WOULD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
65 pitches thus far.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Carlos Ruiz!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FUCK YEAH RUIZ
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, that's Yorvit-like
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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LOL radio announcers who were just talking about Kershaw's "tremendous poise"
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Looks like Sandy Koufax-Kershaw ain't fer shit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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Yeah
That was me….
I love when I am wrong…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you? they were saying that on tbs
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I did mention it earlier in the thread
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
you continue to invite verbal abuse
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s that strange hair on Kershaw’s face? Did he cut some hair off his head and glue it to his face at an attempt at a beard?
Those are pubes
They didn’t come from his head….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It does remind me of a Beavis & Butt-head episode where they decided they needed beards to get chicks, so they cut hair off their heads and glued it haphazardly to their chins.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Bless Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ZuifUBrwo
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
LOL CLAYTON KERSHAW'S FACE
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
perfect…just need to change his shirt from Metallica to Dodgers
by Into the Void on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear lord
Now they’re trying to make a joke about how Rafael Furcal going to the mound is like an old-fashioned doctor making a house call.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Came on this thread to say:
LOL Dodgers, and remember when the Giants took 3 of 4 versus the Phils at home…
Win the inning.
that top hat on John McGraw was fucking classy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I didn’t think that shitty language was appropriate here…
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Kershaw
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Ker-flop
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
FUCK YEAH
FUCK YEAH
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
DODGLOLS
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
5-1!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FUCK YEA!!!! FUCK YEA!
RYAN HOWARD MUTHA FUCKERS!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
it’s a horizontal Jimmy Durante
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
CLAYTON KERSHAW >>>>>>>>> TIM LINCECUM!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
LOL
Joe Torre has officially gone Dusty Baker by leaving Kershaw in this game.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
na na nana na na nana HEY HEY HEY
GOOOOOOOOOODBYEEEEE!!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NEW SANDY KOUFAX
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
ffff, when Koufax got his first shot at post-season, well before he hit his stride, he still threw 9 innings, 5 hits, 1 walk, 1 run. So, TBS—shut your damn piehole
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Only home run Kershaw gave up in the regular season at home
was to Bengie Molina.
HE REALLY IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Is it wrong of me to laugh at the bums?
Fuck that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Dodgers fans cheering the last out.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
maybe it was a beach ball
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
they managed to do the wave around the whole stadium! :’)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
yeah, the outside, on their way out
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Off to eat dinner
Try not to blow the lead, y’all.
(Pasta with gorgonzola sauce)
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
dammit whole camels
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
gritty
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Cole Hamels is like Sandy Koufax
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
Cole Hamels is Sandy Koufax’s turd brought to life by a freakish experiement with electricity and told to take the mound.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
so now Ethier is Paul O’neil?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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are they chanting “Phillies suck”?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
yup
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
do they realize how stupid they sound, considering that a. the phillies are in the NLCS and b. the phillies are up 5-1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
KILL
ME
NOW
KILL
ME
NOW
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
reassuring
They are constant as the northern star.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF THROW WAS THAT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
prony, why are you yelling?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK!!
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
that was Utgly
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
That was like a Zorak turn.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
lol braintwin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
velez-esque
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
KILL YOURSELF HAMELS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
GOD DAMMIT ROLLINS AND UTLEY
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
giving up that dinger after the error was very Tomko-like
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I would gladly
go back in time and redo WWII so that the Nazis win if it guarentees an embarrassing loss for the Dodgers in this game.
The baseball Satanist
Lars, they said “fisted” again
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My fucking jinx of a girlfriend said “Manny won’t homer” 3 seconds before he did. She is now taped to a light pole.
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
yeah, how do you get your pole to light up like that?
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Maker's Mark
www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24
by NuschlerFace on Oct 15, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
UTLEY forgot his EAS shake before the game
by TimLaser and MattyC on Oct 15, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
the way Caray started screaming for that HR you’d think it was a walkoff in teh bottom of the 14th or something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
He was fapping during that call.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
is that Chip Caray? I thought that it was Skip Buck.
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be NBA style
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Bufferildoh!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you shitting me? The exact same fisting three straight at-bats?
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
Vivid Entertainment must be paying Chip Caray to say “fisted”.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
I’m surprised Chip didn’t go into his home run call there.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
GIVE HIM SOME LENGTH!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
HEY GUYS I THINK THE ANNOUNCER IS BIASED TOWARDS THE DODGERS!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
REMEMBER LAST INNING, WHEN MANNY HIT THE GREATEST HOME RUN IN POSTSEASON HISTORY?
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
When they do the close up shots of Hamels’ face. I keep expecting that guy to walk onto the field that stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
i think it was a hat commercial
but ISWYDT
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
damn! URITE
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Phillies
It’s either the game or reading all this open enrollment stuff from work.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I'm procrastinating on two things!
Finalizing my lesson for tomorrow and researching Masters programs!
Go not-Dodgers!
The baseball Satanist
My job sucks.
I keep hoping maybe I’ll find something better. You never know when something good will pop up.
After 20 years in the field and an advanced degree, if one more person comes in my room for 5 minutes, and then proceeds to tell me how to run my class… I might slap them.
Sounds familiar, one of my sisters is a teacher
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
so’s mine; she whines about it all the time, too
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Open enrollment is for our health benefits. It was easy when its was medical, dental, vision and some cash for misc. stuff. Now there is the additional FSA’s, I still haven’t figured out how the vision plan works. :(
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
DAMMIT YOU GUYS I TOLD YOU NOT TO BLOW THE LEAD WHILE I WAS EATING
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I tried to get my 3-year old to say "Suck It Russell Martin"
Instead he said, “BABY BABY SISTER BABY!”
He did say, “Boo Dodgers,” though.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
LOL Dodgers’ fans cheering at that hit off the bat.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Nice
Good job Chad, get out of there before you walk somebody…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
Hell's Bells?
Do the Dodger Stadium people not know that Hell’s Bells was Trevor Hoffman’s song? I know that has nothing to do with the Phillies, but it still seems weird to play a song that was closely associated with a closer, in this situation.
The baseball Satanist
They also know Steve Perry is a Giants fan, but they use his song as their rally monkey anyway.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The sound/music choices played over the Dodger Stadium PA rarely make any sense.
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate watching JI
JIM THOME in a bums uni.
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
TBS fail
“WOLRD SERIES”
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Ron Darling is right. If the player isn’t ready to pinch-run, you can’t call time and put him on.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Me too. I live in NYC, and the team of Darling, Keith Hernandez, and Gary Cohen is pretty great.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Howie Rose still around?
I grew up around NYC, the Mets guys are usually pretty good…
I am not a big Keith fan, besides on Seinfeld…Listening to McCarver and Rusty Staub on WWOR as a kid was painful…Other than that….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he’s still their radio voice. But not having a car seriously cuts into my radio-listening. In fact, the only time I do so is Giants games online, and maybe some WBGO Rhythm Review reruns on the weekends.
Ahhh, Keith’s aiight. His hitting and fielding analysis is pretty insightful, and he’s hilariously random when his attention wanders. I mean, how many announcers could survive that ‘no women in the dugout’ controversy in San Diego? He’s like drunk Kruk.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
GET. AN. OUT.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES YOU ASS TASTER!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
I read that as ASS TASER.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
True story
I once got three dollars for tasing one of my friends in the ass. It was fun.
The baseball Satanist
I fixed it
I once got three dollars for tasing fucking one of my friends in the ass. It was fun.
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
DRINK!
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by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I read the word tasing with an extra t for like 5 minutes before I figured this out. I was like, “sure, it could be fun… but what friend would let you taste that?”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said, I’m not knocking it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Why wouldn’t your friend get that money?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Una strike mas, por favor!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD FURCAL
STFD DODGERS
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
PHEW!
and somewhere, someplace matt holliday just dropped a fly ball
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
seriously, I was thinking the same thing… well that, and: Oh look, the poster child for Anorexia Anonymous.
if that’s anorexia, then I’m in!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
GGF is in this thing!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it’s a good thing that’s not bulimia, because you’d be out again so fast.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
that was my last gf
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
so gross. seriously, if theres one thing that is a super turn-off, its a girl with NO meat on her bones.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
there’s some meat there, just not on her bones
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not technically meat.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
just a guess
torre will use kuo (already in), sherill,broxton
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
Utley has been crap today.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
i think he has faced a lefty every time
tommorrow and game 3 he gets padilla and kuroda
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Went out for some dinner...
besides RM sucking, did I miss anything?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Manny’s two-run golf shot.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This game smells like Philly late inning fail.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
On MLB Network’s LCS preview show, someone called Neither ‘Andre the Giant.’ I found that to be a highly unlikely nickname for a Dodger.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Aunty Bastard.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Whoops
It’s Park Chan Ho now.
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But he was awesome in the WBC!
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I’m sure this has been mentioned already, but it’s really odd that Bowa’s in blue and Lopes is in red in this series.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
The CHP can still hit 96? Wow. Is that gun accurate?
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
lol at chip carey being silent when kemp struck out
if a phillie struck out he would have ben all
/FAP FAP FAP
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Chan Ho Park
Another example of a failed started finding a niche as a decent or better reliever.
The baseball Satanist
Does Casey Blake’s Beard get to take first now?
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
What does his wife have to do with this?
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
ISWYDT.
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
Ever since the Indians choked vs Boston in… 2007, was it?, I’ve referred to him as CaseyBlakeandCaseyBlake’sBeard.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You know
I’m going to guess that some lefty reliever is NOT, in fact, The Pride of Memphis, Tennessee.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Wow
Nice curveball. Looked like a strike to me.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
it was the angle
the replay was straight on and it was outside
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
What was that noise I just heard?
Oh nevermind, that was Brian Sabean’s pants splitting open because of his giant boner for Chan-Ho Park……..
He’s thinking 3 years/18 million….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean's inner thoughts:
I thought I picked up Hong Chi-Kuo?
What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
LOLDGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Chip sounded pretty excited there, I must admit.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
YEA YEA YEA!!!!!
THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
I FUCKING LOVE YOU RAUL IBANEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL HAVE YOUR BABY
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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way to soon bud, way to soon
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
GTFO
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
also
LEFTIES CANT HIT LEFTIES!
BORK!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
BEAUTIFUL
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Does anyone else suspect that Raul Ibanez is, in fact, a lizard-man?
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
Why, does he regenerate body parts?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I dunno, man. He just kinda looks like a lizard. And that home run was pretty cold-blooded.
ba-DUM ching!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and to be fair
chip carey got pretty excited for that
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
BALLOON BOY!
i really like shouting this. i should work for cable news.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
George Sherril’s picture is pretty badly Photoshopped on MLB.com.
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yes....yes it is
he looks like a bald baby also
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Pics or it didn't happen!
/is too lazy to look it up.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Here:
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=430941
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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If you all get bored
Do a search for “suck it” on this page…it’s pretty entertaining.
What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
I ran through em real quick using Firefox search
It was a beautiful experience.
What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Protip for Carlos Ruiz:
You are a catcher. don’t get so far off the damn bag on a fly ball.
or
Protip for Charlie Manuel:
Carlos Ruiz is a catcher. Don’t put on the hit-and-run.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
PULL HIM
PULL HIM
PULL HIM
PULL HIM
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hey dodgers, celebrate losing by less
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
The Phillies bullpen is pretty horrible.
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why is ryan madson so awful
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Why did they take Chan Ho park out?
He got 3 of the best Dodgers hitters out in a high pressure situation and then they take him out to put madson in? wtf?
Too many names.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I would think that playing 27 outs hard would be a disadvantage.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
technically
if your playing at home, you only wanna make 24 outs
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
wait.....i did that wrong i think
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a lot of thought involved for an erection joke.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
no, you want to GET 27 outs
and only MAKE 24 because that means you didn’t have to play the bottom of the 9th
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Holm
Used to do it every time Zito pitched
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Just ask Beltre.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lol hard
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
TWSS!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
geez, i thought that throw was headed for centerfield
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
brad lidge?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
B-Lid
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOYA!! WITH AUTHORITY!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If I say he’s going to load the bases right now, maybe he won’t.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
It worked…
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
i’ll take that trade
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s perfectly natural.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
why is madson still in
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Not enough names.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
grit
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
this is the matchup they wanted
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Charlie Manuel thinks he is at the St Louis Zoo watching the plar bears play
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Man, I hate this color commentator’s voice.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
OMG MANNY
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
i hate ryan madson
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
well, if he get’s ramirez here, next inning looks good for the Phils
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE’S AFFELDT? GEEZ BOCHY YOUR SO FDUM
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Wilson would be in here.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Fuck you Queefier
For the love of God, Manny, don’t do it….
Sabean and BOchy just got resigned…We can’t take anymore…Spare our souls….I am begging you….Don’t fucking do it….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
“blah blah blah joe torre blah blah manny ramirez blah blah fappity fap fap blah spooge”
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Your summaries are insightful.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Just doing my part.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
sightful mammaries would be better
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Boobies that can see? That sounds like a bad idea to me.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
LOL MANNY
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
THE GIANTS WAY
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
FELIZ SAVING COUNTLESS PLAYOFF GAMES WIT HIS GLOVE
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
True story: I originally typed countless without the o.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ICWYDT
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
Technically, I suppose it would have been true.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball
/this is so great
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I AM PEDRO FELIZ
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
I AM PEDRO FELIZ
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
I AM PEDRO FELIZ!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM PEDRO FELIZ
"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OH HELLS TO THE NO, I AM PEDRO FELIZ
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
uuuugh this southern accent ,pothole commercial always pisses me off
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t like southern accents either.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i have to kind of appreciate how loathsome the closers the dodgers find are
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Pitch Trax is pretty worthless.
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That looked like the same pitch.
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WELL IT WASN’T!
GEEZ!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster just grounded out to SS in the AFL
He’s not ready…
Leap of Faith…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Neal is 1-2 with a walk!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Needs to be more aggressive. ’Tis better to have swung early and gotten out, then to have risked a walk at all.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was the major league pre-req course.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck? A rocky mountain high?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Sunshine on my goddamn shoulders John Denver
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
How does a semi-line drive remind you of that?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It didn’t really
Rafael Rodriguez: #8 on our list, tearing up Scottsdale, and has been alive long enough to see the Warriors make the playoffs once.
It reminded the announcer, apparently.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
crap....
i need to watch the office…..
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
In that order?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re a security guard?
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Broxton punches out Ryan Howard? Man, this sport is violent.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
This announcer keeps mixing his sports metaphors. He punched him out. The catcher is the quarterback out there. Shoot the j! Shoot the j!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Howard fisted him in a previous game.
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I don’t like Ray Romano’s brand of humor very much… but this show looks aiight.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
I do. Must be a horoscope thing. We have the same birthday.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I used to think I liked everybody loves raymond. Then I realized, “I actually just like Peter Boyle. The rest of this show is kind of lame. Especially Patricia Heaton. What a stupid bitchface.”
But I don’t have a problem with Ray Ramano per se. I just didn’t care for the show.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That could be the case with me, too. I just wasn’t willing to stick around and find out. And fuck Patricia Heaton and her pathetic pale imitation rip-off of Malcom in the Middle.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
sbnation >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
this
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Brad Lidge sucks.
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NOOO DON’T SHOW LASORDA ON SCREEN
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My screen broke.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Captain Morgan commercials make me not want to drink Captain Morgan.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Wow. That’s suddenly out of context.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
drama
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
We knows it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We’r eback!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
A dinosaur’s story.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Sweet Jesus
They just showed Tommy…
God, how I hate that man….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
I like him when he takes swings like that
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The instant the Rockies were eliminated, Purple Row declared their backing of the Angels- or, like me, at least against the Yankees- pretty en masse.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The lag meant you were all saved from a picture of shirtless Bakula.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
Saved? Says you.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah fappity fap fap fap
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
DANCE!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
EAT SHIT AND DIE, DODGERS!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOHOO
The Phillies tried really hard to bow that one.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
/cheers
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by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
suckitrussellmartin
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
dot org?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
.suk
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
this guy and his stupid suits
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
What’s the deal?
Can his ass…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You should have watched it when Sager did an NBA game with Shaq behind him.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Craig Sager must save those really loud suits for the NBA games.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Phillies 1, California 0
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
FTFY
Phillies 1, California Ninth Circle of Hell 0
Please don’t associate me with the Dodgers.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
+ 1
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
Ra-ool Ih-bin-yez?
Go away Craig Sager…Far, far away….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
I just checked to see if Russell Martin was sponsored on b-r
Because it would be funny if we sponsored it with SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN.
But it is. The sponsorship, among other things, says:
The best overall Dodger catcher since Mike Scioscia.
Uhhhhhhhhhh.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
Was Piazza a shitty defensive catcher with LA?
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
They mean the best at sucking it.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The best at sucking it...
Rumor has it that’s why Manny’s breasts have shrunk as the season has gone on….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, fan favorites and better players Mike Piazza and Paul Lo Duca!
OK, so Lo Duca might be a bit of a stretch.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
INVASIVE PESTS ARE EATING MY FRUIT!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
alright, TWSS
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s disgusting. You’re disgusting. Ugh. Perv.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
oh sure, play the righteous card
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY'RE HERE
AND THEY’RE HUNGRY
I still believe in Bowkermania.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
shill for big ag
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… Victorino tried that interference shit again?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
Fuck it, man. Fuck him. Fucking shit. Motherfucker. The fucker almost makes me want to root against the Phillies. What a fucking asshole. Fuck.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
counterpoint
Dodgers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
I said “almost”. I just can’t believe this guy KEEPS getting away with this shit.
In a PLAYOFF game, no less. The league just condones this shit? What the fuck. Motherfucker,
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, it’s ridiculous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
HE WAS LAYING DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE GRASS! HOW IS THERE ANY WIGGLE ROOM THERE?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how he ran onto the grass AND stuck his hand out to try to grab the defender. Classy.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck. That fucking asshole. God damn. That’s outside the rules. That’s cheating. Fucking cheating asshole. Shit.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Let him cheat vs. the Dodgers. Do it all he wants.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
He can go fuck himself versus the Dodgers is what he can do.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like what I said upthread
Knowing that Victorino is happy and celebrating is really tempering the feeling of this Dodger loss.
The baseball Satanist
REALLY happy.
(Sorry. You can shrink it if you need to.)
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Not vs.LA. I heard Dodgers fans boo him and it made me feel a little dirty that Giants and Dodgers fans agree on this guy.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
The instant the Rockies were eliminated, Purple Row declared their backing of the Angels- or, like me, at least against the Yankees- pretty en masse.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m offended. wash your mouth out
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, playing the righteous card.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yer a jackhole
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!
by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I’m just kidding.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY SCREW YOU
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The name still stands though.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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In the basepath!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLDGERS
and the dodgers are going to have to face cliff lee maybe twice
by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Awwwww.....Dodgers lose.
It’s so sad. Snort.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
Let the wild rumpus begin!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Where the Wild Things Are tonight!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/15/1086741/open-nlcs-thread-10-15#22856231
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy visits Kershaw
inspired by natto’s lil’ giants
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 11:27 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Dodger tears are delicious. And Cartoon!Tim is cute.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 16, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
That is nice. For a second I thought ‘why the hell is Tim giving a Dodger a ChocoTaco?’ . Then it all worked out in the end.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on Oct 16, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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