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Open NLCS Thread, 10/15

Philadelphia Phillies at Los Angeles Dodgers, Oct 15, 2009 5:07 PM PDT



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2009 - Clayton Kershaw 8-8 31 30 0 0 0 0 171.0 119 55 53 7 91 185 2.79 1.23 1


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2009 - Cole Hamels 10-11 32 32 2 2 0 0 193.2 206 95 93 24 43 168 4.32 1.29

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Go Purgatory!

by Every6thDay on Oct 15, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baseball!

Yay?

by chilibean_3 on Oct 15, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

An open letter to those that perform beard abortions.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Phillies

TMNTParty

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 15, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COWABUNGA!

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 15, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NIN-JA NIN-JA RAP!

by Every6thDay on Oct 15, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, isn’t this rooting for NY?

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you’re not against The Foot Clan than you are with them!

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love this.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is amazing

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I missed this Carlton Chronicles thing when did this happen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What are you talking about?

This has always been Carlton Chronicles.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s the guy who does the Goofus dance between innings on the JumboTron
at PacT&T, correct?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICWYDT

Anagram of "suck it Russell Martin" = TRUER SKILL: SCUM STAIN

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 15, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t, but I think I used to work with the asian familyman 10 years ago @ Interwoven.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s impressive considering he passed away in 1973.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did smell kinda odd.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooooohhh! Go Phil Yee? my brain sort of hurts.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 15, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every time you post something like this, I mistake Go for Othello and get confused.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both use black and white stones but have different patterns/layouts.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eventually I figure that out, yes!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that I think about it, I’ve never played Othello/Reversi in its board game incarnation. That must be tedious.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really. Since there are only 64 spaces on the board, you’re only ever turning over like… 2 – 8 tiles at a time (and 8 seems high). It’s barely inconvenient at all.

Also, I’ll probably beat you at it.

If I could ever learn how to set/avoid traps, I’d be unstoppable. But as long as you don’t know how to do those things either I can beat you.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what I did. I didn’t know what Go was.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot there was still baseball going on.

Oh well, Go Phillies!

by pwoper on Oct 15, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Feliz!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Scott Eyre!

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go [find] Jack Taschner!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Tyler Walker

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’ll all be okay, I cleaned out my back pack this afternoon and found my “Duck the Fodgers” pin from the McCoven get together at McCoveys. I wore it all afternoon. Consider them ducked.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I SUPPORT THE TEAM WITH A YOUNG LEFT HANDED STARTING PITCHER WITH A STUPID NAME STARTING WITH C

Oh, wait.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coal is preferable to clay.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless you’re burning it.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coal-fired pizza is good.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilbur Wood-fired pizza?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh

A Comcast SportsNet satellite truck just pulled a u-turn in my building’s driveway.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some Raider player probably just killed himself rather than be subjected to the humiliation of playing on Sunday.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy G stalking you?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAT LA

Over the next hour, I am doing makeup/hair and getting dressed for the concert, my first symphonic performance since I was 17. I had the best rehearsal to date today—for some damn reason I sounded incredible, and I can barely breathe due to this stupid cold. WTF?

I’ll watch as much of the game (rained out?) as I can until I have to leave to warm up.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have fun and play good! =)

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I know you’re doing better since you made a Lars-patented joke about fingerings on my FB page. How are you feeling?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still get tired very easily. I am feeling better though. Cardio-therapy starts on Wednesday.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Break a leg.

Is that Jakey (sp?) dude still associated with the SJSU music dept?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jakey?

I don’t know most people in my ensembles. I’m trying to learn everyone’s name cos I’m a noob.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes when you know you aren’t up to par: sick, slightly injured, tired… you concentrate better to compensate, so you play better.

I don’t know from music, but I played some of my best soccer with a mostly healed, broken rib.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baron in concert is like Jordan with the flu!

Un-fucking-stoppable!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good luck!

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Late-arriving crowd.

/stating the obvious

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Last I heard, this morning, they hadn’t even sold the damn thing out!

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I requested two tickets for game 2 and what came up was Baseline VIP/Premium: ROW 1.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They picked the wrong place to put Dodger Stadium. People are stuck on the damn freeways.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should tear that thing down.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 15, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the asteroid will take care of it.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They picked the wrong place to put Dodger Stadium

Tell it to the angelinos who lived there prior to the construction.

/cues Ry Cooder

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such a great album.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineups from Yahoo Sports

J. Rollins ss
S. Victorino cf
C. Utley 2b
R. Howard 1b
J. Werth rf
R. Ibanez lf
P. Feliz 3b
C. Ruiz c
C. Hamels p
 
R. Furcal ss
A. Ethier rf
M. Ramirez lf
M. Kemp cf
C. Blake 3b
J. Loney 1b
R. Belliard 2b
R. Martin c
C. Kershaw p

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL FRED!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL NATE

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY IS RENTERIA PLAYING?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIRM!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some good news

Broadcaster for the NLCS for ESPN Radio is Dan Schulman so that means Jon Miller is doing the ALCS (turn off the sound, no Buck/McCarver).

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice. At least the ALCS would be slightly tolerable.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Picked-orino.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Rectum face

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VICTORINLOL

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rectum face tried that “run into the defender” thing again.

FUCK YOU!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and the ump emphatically signals he’s not out. Sheesh.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rental health day?? Really Avis?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They tried harder. And failed.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See, the asshole did it again. The announcers called him out for it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/under on how many times Chip Caray says fisted?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(and counting)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chip is an idiot.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really don’t want to know what he fisted

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh. Pedro is starting Game 2 at Dodger Stadium…where he pitched his first game.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Charlie is leaving a lot to be desired with the way he has handled his pitching.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“mumble mumble my guys mumble”

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His bullpen is a problem. I assume he wants to bring in Happ and Blanton in relief, at least early in the series.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really stupid. Cliff Lee should pitch game 2 unless he wanted Lee for game 7 as well.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His use of Lee I am not going to judge. But using Happ AND Blanton in game two of the NLDS was really stupid.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it russel martin

suck teacher who uses class to brag about her personal achievements and has 150 power points per class and reads off them without elaborating!

Suck It kid who waste public resources and toys with my emotions!

/rant over

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bad day?

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LONG DAY…capped off by a condescending, conceded, up-tight, self righteous BITCH lecturing for two hours followed by a nice sweet recitation leader who is to afraid to give any depth to the lecture b/c she doesn’t want to miss inform.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What/where do you study (if you dont mind me asking)?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MPH at University of Pennsylvania (over rated), part time, tuition paid through work b/c I couldn’t afford it otherwise.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that gone in Philly?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He does have a pretty curve ball.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want to think what he will become!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw's curveball

Is a coat hanger used for an abortion (A nasty hook)

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fanshot

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/10/13/1083538/if-classy-is-throwing-a-woman-down

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck those dodger fans.
i just watched the video and yeah thats what its like in LA
last time I went to dodger stadium (cause I live in LA)
i got trash thrown at me for wearing my bonds/giants t-shirt.

I HATE dodger fans since 99.9% aren’t even halfway decent

please giants...don't make me cry like I did in 02....
Well Timmy...you make me cry tears of joy.

by sanfrankid on Oct 16, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bang.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck….

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT BORK LEFTIES BORK CAN’T BORK HIT BORK LEFTIES!!!!

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COLE YOU SUCK!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU STUPID SO CALI BOY! THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE SUPPOSE TO SUCK!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, that’s not good.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

Kinda OT: James Loney was drafted as a pitcher.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain- 3rd basemen

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brad Hennessey – SS

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buster Posey – Closer

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Zito-Left Out

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inside joke fail?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/thumbs through MCC inside joke cheat list

DAMN YOU GUYS!!!

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vol 1 or vol 2?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

109 – The howie section alone is thicker than Bengie’s waistline

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a Firefly reference?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m catching on?

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double inside joke.

Trying to play off the “3rd best starter” and “does he play 3rd” meme’s

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like this?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES! I caught that one

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS! Sheesh.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A TENT PITCHER, AMIRITE!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2B at best!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Cali fornia

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/12/633562/open-nlcs-thread-10-12

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant really likes hairstyling.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT MARTIN

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Hamels

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whole Camels walks the pitcher.

Douche

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should be a Giants pitcher.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whole Penny?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate people from So-“Cali”

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But i wouldn't mind having Pedro

If he was only good enough to bat 7th.

by Josh L on Oct 15, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Philly metro gave the ss, 3rd advantage to LA, saying that Blake and Furcal are better than Pedro and Rollins.

Yeah, right…

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many 7 hitters can the Giants have?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of them would bat 7th or 8th on average teams.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie would swing at that.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHOOCH!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddammit Phillies

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Kershaw’s beard is worse than mine.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He does have the fail beard going.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what happens whenever I play the computer.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol yesssss

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL WUT?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I love this.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of these LA fans must have left their homes at Noon to make this game.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I do not find this game entertaining thus far.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The baseball video game gif above is better.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh

So there’s still baseball going on. Let’s see…uh Hamels has a hot wife. And he’s a lefty that won that award that one time. Go beat the dodgers.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Oct 15, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Premature possible story line?

Young 22 LH fireballer in the mold of Sandy Koufax leads Dodgers to their first world series in 20 years?

Premature? Yes…

Possible? I have a bad feeling…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillies take awhile to warm up this year. Especially when Rollins plays hes been lately.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I read mold, I was thinking of a different type of mold. eeww

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My half-aunt had to divorce a Kershaw. Probably this punk’s grandpappy. Unacceptable.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sandy Koufax didn’t have a sub-howie failbeard.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BREAKING NEWS GAIZ

Clayton Kershaw is pretty good.

by Josh L on Oct 15, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't like this game

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 15, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You must remember the Dodgers are not facing the Giants. 1-0 vs. the Giants is over.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always forget that there are other teams in the league.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 15, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT MANNY RAMIREZ

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It sounded like the announcer just called him Mole Hamels.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Other than nepotism, why does Chip Caray have the top baseball job on TBS?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s the opposite of the reason why Buster was on the bench for most of September.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Each generation of Carays just gets worse.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A McCovey Chronicles classic for today
Here’s another little thing that doesn’t show up in the box score: Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds. The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs. That’s not me talking; that’s science.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear god

The cover of “All You Need Is Love” from that commercial may be the worst thing ever.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible. It doesn’t even look like they’re performing it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think the band in the commercial is supposed to be the band playing the song. They are just a band who needs some love?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 15, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

It made me want to tear off my ears.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Victorino haters...

How could you not love that shit talking to Russell?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sort of like how we sided with Stalin over Hitler.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must be the ecomony

Tickets are still available for game 2 of the NLCS, game 1 of the ALCS.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Game 2 of the NLCS is a day game, right? That prolly contributes.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 15, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is a day game. But I found front row seats.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Curious, how much they going for?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers are between 51-700

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They sell tickets?

I thought the Dodgers had to give them away?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re actually sheets of toilet paper.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got the Tom Hanks of the worlds to buy it.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The joys of fatherhood

It’s the NLCS and my 3-year old son is begging to watch Dora the Explorer.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pffft… like you’d really miss anything.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

porn at 3? that’s a bit much, don’t you think?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howard cheats the game!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on Oct 15, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know a lot of you get pissed about Giants wearing #22 post-Will Clark. That doesn’t bug me, but Kershaw wearing it does.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ARGH

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit I thought that was gone :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Werth can blame the ballpark on that one.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PARK IS TOO BIG

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That Panda Express commercial makes me think about our Panda ;-(

I miss him.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Casey Blake: bringing shame to my wife’s name every day.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Blake

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A rain out tomorrow would screw up the Yankees plan to go with a 3 man rotation.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fisted

Drink!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The radio guys just referred to the Dodgers as the team with the best pitching in the NL

I was briefly offended, but they gave up the same number of runs as the Giants, so it’s hard to say, I guess.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

at&t hitter’s park
dodger stadium pitcher’s park

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These announcers definitely suck

They were talking about the mound at Dodgers Stadium and rumors it was too high or whatever. One of the announcers said, “You know who I bet would love to pitch here? The Big Unit, Randy Johnson. I guess he did pitch a few games here. Spent most of his career in the American League.”

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good lord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

What morons.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they just declare Cole Hamels a good hitter based on watching him take BP.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

declared

Stupid sticky d key.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they just said

“They will trade Ibanez on third for a double play ball.”

WHAT THE FUCK OF COURSE THEY WOULD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it Martin

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

suck it russell martin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Pete Happy walk

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

65 pitches thus far.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly the Phillies don’t play The Giants Way.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT KERSHAW!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Ruiz!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH RUIZ

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

Kershaw is not a savvy vet!!!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that's Yorvit-like

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it Kershaw

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL radio announcers who were just talking about Kershaw's "tremendous poise"

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Kershaw

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just another sorry-ass Kershaw.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Sandy Koufax-Kershaw ain't fer shit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

That was me….

I love when I am wrong…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you? they were saying that on tbs

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you continue to invite verbal abuse

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s that strange hair on Kershaw’s face? Did he cut some hair off his head and glue it to his face at an attempt at a beard?

by Into the Void on Oct 15, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those are pubes

They didn’t come from his head….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

But also TMI

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It does remind me of a Beavis & Butt-head episode where they decided they needed beards to get chicks, so they cut hair off their heads and glued it haphazardly to their chins.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bless Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ZuifUBrwo

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

almost there dude…

by Into the Void on Oct 15, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL CLAYTON KERSHAW'S FACE

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

perfect…just need to change his shirt from Metallica to Dodgers

by Into the Void on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That one’s a classic.

by Into the Void on Oct 15, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Late but...

Suck it, Russel Martin.

HELL YEAH RUIZ!!

by pwoper on Oct 15, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear lord

Now they’re trying to make a joke about how Rafael Furcal going to the mound is like an old-fashioned doctor making a house call.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Came on this thread to say:

LOL Dodgers, and remember when the Giants took 3 of 4 versus the Phils at home…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 15, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I went to game 4 of that series. That was the game that Barry Zito started a two out rally.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 15, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupit Sharks.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I turned that game off as the Capital scored their 4th goal.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how many of them have the flu.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You suck Shane Victorino.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT MARTIN

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that top hat on John McGraw was fucking classy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t think that shitty language was appropriate here…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russell Martin is not having a good inning behind the plate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

New NLCS record for most wild pitches in an inning!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw
gezundenheit

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL KERSHAW LOL KERSHAW LOL KERSHAW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ker-flop

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DODGLOLS

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RYAN MOTHERFUCKING HOWARD!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5-1!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it’s a horizontal Jimmy Durante

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even though I’m all about Cali-fornia, I am loving this beat down

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLAYTON KERSHAW >>>>>>>>> TIM LINCECUM!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have the utmost confidence in Kershaw’s daddy. He’s standing on second.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The best part of this inning is that Shane VIctorino didn’t contribute at all.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Joe Torre has officially gone Dusty Baker by leaving Kershaw in this game.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL NEW SANDY KOUFAX

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ffff, when Koufax got his first shot at post-season, well before he hit his stride, he still threw 9 innings, 5 hits, 1 walk, 1 run. So, TBS—shut your damn piehole

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only home run Kershaw gave up in the regular season at home

was to Bengie Molina.

HE REALLY IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it wrong of me to laugh at the bums?

Fuck that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Phillies

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone give Kershaw a tissue, he’s crying in the dugout.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL MOUND VISIT BEFORE HE’S THROWN A FUCKING PITCH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Dodgers fans cheering the last out.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe it was a beach ball

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or an opposing fan stabbed and thrown over the railing.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they managed to do the wave around the whole stadium! :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, the outside, on their way out

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Off to eat dinner

Try not to blow the lead, y’all.

(Pasta with gorgonzola sauce)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m actually just leaving now. That double was probably a sign my goo juju’s worn off.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit whole camels

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gritty

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cole Hamels is like Sandy Koufax

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cole Hamels is Sandy Koufax’s turd brought to life by a freakish experiement with electricity and told to take the mound.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck was that Martin?

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha

by pwoper on Oct 15, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Martin stole the 3.2th base

by DJ Tofu on Oct 15, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

funny I was thinking the same thing

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so now Ethier is Paul O’neil?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Hamels

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are they chanting “Phillies suck”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do they realize how stupid they sound, considering that a. the phillies are in the NLCS and b. the phillies are up 5-1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your summaries are very insightful.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Sucks!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One time they were chanting about Barry’s Socks.

by pwoper on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe it is actually “Our lives suck!”

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KILL
ME
NOW

KILL
ME
NOW

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reassuring

They are constant as the northern star.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF THROW WAS THAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

prony, why are you yelling?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCK!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLUTLEY

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was Utgly

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was like a Zorak turn.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol braintwin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

velez-esque

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh man

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLutley

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lucky break, Ethier said than done. That was a GIDP.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All knock-knock joke credits go to my wife.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KILL YOURSELF HAMELS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AND UTLEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND ROLLINS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

S.O.B.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

giving up that dinger after the error was very Tomko-like

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow could these announcers be rooting for the Dodgers more

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would gladly

go back in time and redo WWII so that the Nazis win if it guarentees an embarrassing loss for the Dodgers in this game.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lars, they said “fisted” again

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caray likes the Dodgers and fisting.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My fucking jinx of a girlfriend said “Manny won’t homer” 3 seconds before he did. She is now taped to a light pole.

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Oct 15, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, how do you get your pole to light up like that?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maker's Mark

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Oct 15, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

scott bakula

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Meh. 5>4.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the way Caray started screaming for that HR you’d think it was a walkoff in teh bottom of the 14th or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was fapping during that call.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that Chip Caray? I thought that it was Skip Buck.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way these announcers are talking you would think the dodgers were winning this game.

by Josh L on Oct 15, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since the World Series of choice is Dodgers Yankees, maybe they know something we don’t.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be NBA style

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bufferildoh!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you shitting me? The exact same fisting three straight at-bats?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vivid Entertainment must be paying Chip Caray to say “fisted”.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Session jazz players must be getting more expensive. Chip is still a bad idea for a soundtrack.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m surprised Chip didn’t go into his home run call there.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When they do the close up shots of Hamels’ face. I keep expecting that guy to walk onto the field that stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who are YOU?

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn! URITE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Phillies

It’s either the game or reading all this open enrollment stuff from work.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm procrastinating on two things!

Finalizing my lesson for tomorrow and researching Masters programs!

Go not-Dodgers!

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I found something more depressing than this game: job hunting.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My job sucks.
I keep hoping maybe I’ll find something better. You never know when something good will pop up.

After 20 years in the field and an advanced degree, if one more person comes in my room for 5 minutes, and then proceeds to tell me how to run my class… I might slap them.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I feel ya'

Heh, you can tell I teach in an urban district…

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds familiar, one of my sisters is a teacher

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

likewise, if I get handed one more “scripted curriculum” to use with 4 and 5 year olds… I’m going to tell them where to shove it.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so’s mine; she whines about it all the time, too

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Open enrollment is for our health benefits. It was easy when its was medical, dental, vision and some cash for misc. stuff. Now there is the additional FSA’s, I still haven’t figured out how the vision plan works. :(

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT YOU GUYS I TOLD YOU NOT TO BLOW THE LEAD WHILE I WAS EATING

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They still haven't done it yet

Maybe they’re waiting on you.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re back just in time.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chad Durbin?

Oof.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I tried to get my 3-year old to say "Suck It Russell Martin"

Instead he said, “BABY BABY SISTER BABY!”

He did say, “Boo Dodgers,” though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet he could do “Suck it Martin”

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Dodgers’ fans cheering at that hit off the bat.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh. I don’t know how that apostrophe got there.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Line out to right field!

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Good job Chad, get out of there before you walk somebody…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell's Bells?

Do the Dodger Stadium people not know that Hell’s Bells was Trevor Hoffman’s song? I know that has nothing to do with the Phillies, but it still seems weird to play a song that was closely associated with a closer, in this situation.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They also know Steve Perry is a Giants fan, but they use his song as their rally monkey anyway.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sound/music choices played over the Dodger Stadium PA rarely make any sense.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate watching JI
JIM THOME in a bums uni.

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thome.

/twss

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TBS fail

“WOLRD SERIES”

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ron Darling is right. If the player isn’t ready to pinch-run, you can’t call time and put him on.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too. I live in NYC, and the team of Darling, Keith Hernandez, and Gary Cohen is pretty great.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Howie Rose still around?

I grew up around NYC, the Mets guys are usually pretty good…

I am not a big Keith fan, besides on Seinfeld…Listening to McCarver and Rusty Staub on WWOR as a kid was painful…Other than that….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he’s still their radio voice. But not having a car seriously cuts into my radio-listening. In fact, the only time I do so is Giants games online, and maybe some WBGO Rhythm Review reruns on the weekends.

Ahhh, Keith’s aiight. His hitting and fielding analysis is pretty insightful, and he’s hilariously random when his attention wanders. I mean, how many announcers could survive that ‘no women in the dugout’ controversy in San Diego? He’s like drunk Kruk.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET. AN. OUT.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THROW STRIKES YOU ASS TASTER!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I read that as ASS TASER.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That works too

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True story

I once got three dollars for tasing one of my friends in the ass. It was fun.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fixed it

I once got three dollars for tasing fucking one of my friends in the ass. It was fun.

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DRINK!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read the word tasing with an extra t for like 5 minutes before I figured this out. I was like, “sure, it could be fun… but what friend would let you taste that?”

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

context

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by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like I said, I’m not knocking it.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why wouldn’t your friend get that money?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because one of my other friends told me “I’ll give you a dollar if you zap Ryan in the butt.” Two other friends matched the offer.

Who could resist that?

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by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Una strike mas, por favor!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh, so close

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWSS!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD FURCAL

STFD DODGERS

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUrcal!

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Oct 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just popped in to say

Fuck the dodgers

by Squez on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, assholes.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PHEW!

and somewhere, someplace matt holliday just dropped a fly ball

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just Because

Megan Fox Pictures, Images and Photos

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Oct 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have a sammich.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously, I was thinking the same thing… well that, and: Oh look, the poster child for Anorexia Anonymous.

by Merope on Oct 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh part of it is probably airbrushing

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if that’s anorexia, then I’m in!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GGF is in this thing!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it’s a good thing that’s not bulimia, because you’d be out again so fast.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was my last gf

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so gross. seriously, if theres one thing that is a super turn-off, its a girl with NO meat on her bones.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s some meat there, just not on her bones

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not technically meat.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a guess

torre will use kuo (already in), sherill,broxton

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Utley has been crap today.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think he has faced a lefty every time

tommorrow and game 3 he gets padilla and kuroda

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Went out for some dinner...

besides RM sucking, did I miss anything?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny’s two-run golf shot.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A few posters who have apparently gone blind.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chip: I love JayZ

where Love = fist

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game smells like Philly late inning fail.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On MLB Network’s LCS preview show, someone called Neither ‘Andre the Giant.’ I found that to be a highly unlikely nickname for a Dodger.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAIN 4 ETHEIR

or

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, Aunty Bastard.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoops

It’s Park Chan Ho now.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chan Ho Park facing Manny.

I don’t see this ending well.

by Josh L on Oct 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But he was awesome in the WBC!

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure this has been mentioned already, but it’s really odd that Bowa’s in blue and Lopes is in red in this series.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The CHP can still hit 96? Wow. Is that gun accurate?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol at chip carey being silent when kemp struck out

if a phillie struck out he would have ben all

/FAP FAP FAP

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His angst is a bit thick this inning. The color guys are doing all the talking.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Chip has a sad.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chan Ho Park

Another example of a failed started finding a niche as a decent or better reliever.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

starter, that is

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Casey Blake’s Beard get to take first now?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What does his wife have to do with this?

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ISWYDT.

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

Ever since the Indians choked vs Boston in… 2007, was it?, I’ve referred to him as CaseyBlakeandCaseyBlake’sBeard.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cinco>Quatro.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know

I’m going to guess that some lefty reliever is NOT, in fact, The Pride of Memphis, Tennessee.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Nice curveball. Looked like a strike to me.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it was the angle

the replay was straight on and it was outside

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the pitch track thingey, it was outside but very close.

Pretty pitch, anyway. I’m a sucker for a good curveball. Thus my irrational love for Shawn Estes.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was that noise I just heard?

Oh nevermind, that was Brian Sabean’s pants splitting open because of his giant boner for Chan-Ho Park……..

He’s thinking 3 years/18 million….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sabean's inner thoughts:
I thought I picked up Hong Chi-Kuo?

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

by otis29 on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Boo Dodgers

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAHOOOOOOooooooooo!

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chip sounded pretty excited there, I must admit.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOT

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEA YEA YEA!!!!!

THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I FUCKING LOVE YOU RAUL IBANEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL HAVE YOUR BABY

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell the first leg of a sweep.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

by otis29 on Oct 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to soon bud, way to soon

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe. I doubt my influence over events 1500 miles away.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s not so much influence, but the saying “let’s not start sucking each other’s dick quite yet.”

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m all for that. Or, ever.

by maysian on Oct 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GTFO

"BUSTER POSEY
HE SAVES PANDAS!" - sadison bummedgarner
His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

And then a shot of Shane Victorino celebrating had to ruin it all…

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side, he’s had a very mediocre game.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEAUTIFUL

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone else suspect that Raul Ibanez is, in fact, a lizard-man?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why, does he regenerate body parts?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, man. He just kinda looks like a lizard. And that home run was pretty cold-blooded.

ba-DUM ching!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and to be fair

chip carey got pretty excited for that

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALLOON BOY!

i really like shouting this. i should work for cable news.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

George Sherril’s picture is pretty badly Photoshopped on MLB.com.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes....yes it is

he looks like a bald baby also

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pics or it didn't happen!

/is too lazy to look it up.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here:

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=430941

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

that looks pretty real.

by Hallfield on Oct 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL DODGERS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you all get bored

Do a search for “suck it” on this page…it’s pretty entertaining.

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

by otis29 on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I ran through em real quick using Firefox search

It was a beautiful experience.

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

by otis29 on Oct 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Protip for Carlos Ruiz:

You are a catcher. don’t get so far off the damn bag on a fly ball.

or

Protip for Charlie Manuel:

Carlos Ruiz is a catcher. Don’t put on the hit-and-run.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

pull him, PULL HIM NOW!

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gah

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PULL HIM

PULL HIM

PULL HIM

PULL HIM

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWSS!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey dodgers, celebrate losing by less

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Phillies bullpen is pretty horrible.

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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why is ryan madson so awful

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IMO he needs to stop throwing so many fastballs. His best pitch is his changeup – he needs to throw it in more.

by esseffgeez on Oct 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did they take Chan Ho park out?

He got 3 of the best Dodgers hitters out in a high pressure situation and then they take him out to put madson in? wtf?

by Josh L on Oct 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too many names.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think that playing 27 outs hard would be a disadvantage.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

technically

if your playing at home, you only wanna make 24 outs

by sadison bummedgarner on Oct 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a lot of thought involved for an erection joke.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply