Open Letter to the Giants
by Grant on Oct 15, 2009 10:35 AM PDT
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Dear Giants,
Pablo Sandoval led your team in walks this season. Please ponder the significance of that tidbit throughout this offseason.
Sincerely,
McCovey Chronicles
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This is a good thing! The Giants cheat the game less than any other team in the bigs.
Thing C
by markdash on Oct 15, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still shaking from fake Dunston hitting coach announcement
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Oct 15, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ front office desk jockey sends email directing Dunston to immediately go to Sandoval’s house and re-indoctrinate him on the evils of "cheating the game".
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 15, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA SANDOVAL
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 15, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Klesko from 2007 would be third on the team in walks with 46. Winn is in second with 47.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zombie Animal Power to the rescue? *
* But no more than 2-3 games a week.
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 15, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn can I not stand Shawon Dunston, Brian Sabean and all those responsible for the club’s current culture of walklessness. I’m looking at you, Bengie Molina. I’M LOOKING AT YOU!
Joe Martinez: You are cool.
When it's all said and done, America will be remembered for three things: The Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on Oct 15, 2009 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s difficult not to look at him.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is pretty.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 15, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 15, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Front office looks at this letter in befuddlement.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mass Postcards to Shawon Dunston
Front:
Back:
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 15, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
great!
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 15, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Grant,
I had never thought about it that way. Holy god that is depressing.
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
by hairball on Oct 15, 2009 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/starts drinking profusely
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 15, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ resumes sniffing glue
Who’s brain did you bring me?
Brain SabeanOranother.
by daveinexile on Oct 15, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/takes up heroin as pastime
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 15, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is horrifying but it is impressive that Pablo outwalked even his most optimistic projection (BB-wise) by 28!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m kinda amazed that he’s got a league average BB%.
by xanthan on Oct 15, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’ll be interesting to see if this is his ceiling walks-wise or if he can continue to become even more patient next season. He definitely made a ton of strides this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's doing it on his own now! Awww!
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 15, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(pictured: Manager Bruce Bochy of the San Francisco Giants tries to push white-faced Pablo Sandoval into double play in the first inning of a baseball game.)
by Every6thDay on Oct 15, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
did you just call me a ho
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 15, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not that surprising considering he’s the only offensive threat in the lineup.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot
SPARKPLUG!!!!!! and TEH 2O DIGERZ and IM POOPIN and CLASSY
they’re offensive threats, too!
by sfoakbay on Oct 15, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you count IBB’s.
HA HA HA LOOK AT ME I'M ALL HAPPY AND STUFF NO REALLY CAN WE STOP WITH THE COOKYMAN IS SAD JOKES?
:-) :-) :-)
by Cookyman on Oct 16, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have been thinking that signing Nick Johnson wouldnt be a bad idea. If they can get a power bat to hit behind him and pablo, maybe, I might also be a horrible rosterbater.
My Will Clark will kick your honor student's ass!
by jbowl on Oct 15, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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