Open Rockies/Phillies Thread
Philadelphia Phillies at Colorado Rockies, Oct 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT
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The Phillies have a better chance of beating the Bums in the NLCS.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
by Yoyo on Oct 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Redwoods!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go, uhhh
I dont care. I guess I’m pulling for the Angels at this point.
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At this point, I feel like I should be rooting for whichever team has the best chance of knocking off the Dodgers. Unfortunately, I don’t know who that is.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the answer to that is non of the above.
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hint: the Phillies
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess the only teams that don’t sicken me to see them win are the Phillies and Angels, though I can’t get excited about “rooting” for any team with Sphincterino on it, nor one that has a rally monkey and thunderstick crowd. Still, I may have to go for the lesser of the evils. I think it might be an all SoCal thing.
by out machine on Oct 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There is very little LOL about this lineup
Rollins-SS
Victorino-CF
Utley-2B
Howard-1B
Werth-RF
Ibanez-LF
Feliz-3B
Ruiz-C
Lee-P
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Matt Stairs Ass Hammering!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Oct 12, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, his Canadian accent is adorable.
Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...
by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S go, PHIL-lies, clap clap clap-clap-clap
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PHILS/ANGELS
THE “I HATE THESE TEAMS THE LEAST” SHOWDOWN!! LET’S GO GUYS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For me, the Phillies are the only team left that I don't hate
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I hate the Angels
but not as much as I don’t want the Yankees and Rockies to win. 1. Phils 2 Angels
9837938759879879287398473987439. Yankees/Rockies
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH! Go Phillies/Angels!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
by Yoyo on Oct 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No energy left………….
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pacing myself. I don't want to cramp up on my way to winning the Leader Board thingie.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like TBS's graphics at all, but they do some good camera angles and directorial choices.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
their announcers are awful
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
enh; I think 'awful' is a little strong. They aren't great, but they're better than Fox's yammerheads.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for clearing the lowest of all low bars.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol no kidding
I have yet to hear a sport on fox that has even decent announcers
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a theory and I’m wondering if it is correct – the closer to the championship game/series a sport gets, the worse the TV announcers get.
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a theory some kid is dreaming and we’re all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve got a theory we should work this out.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely right
most networks’ “number 1 announcing team” is shit. NBC’s football was good last year, but now they’ve ruined it with collinsworth
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you think I got to where I am today?
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just walked down the stairs from Mom’s kitchen, right?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that were a Swiss city, it would be BERNE.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How’d the Phillies score? I forgot to turn the game on until the bottom of the first was starting.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HR by victorino
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me tell you!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s still baseball season?
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on Oct 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe that if you check your calendar, you will readily see that there is only one October.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno. I’ve heard a rumor there have been approximately 2009 of them in the AD/CE period alone.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(approximately to account for Julian calendar/Gregorian calendar tomfoolery)
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
technically
if you use “CE” I believe it’s 2008, since there was no zero year. Or something.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, because if there was a zero year, this would be the 2010th.
I’m not an expert, but if I recall correctly the whole calendar is off by a few years anyway.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right on both. There was no Year Zero in either system; and the whole thing is off by at least a few years along the way.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, of course, it’s all arbitrary anyway so who cares?
/was annoyed at all the people were hysterical over the masses not knowing that 2001 was the “real millennium.” DUDE, IT’S ALL MADE UP ANYWAY.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like the dude who gets all rage filled over Kim Batiste has any business offering perspective to anyone else.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The horrible truth
I’m actually more amused by him than angry about him.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(mild scowl at jcb9)
Yes, it is all made up, and yes, after it was all made up there were errors and changes along the way. But the lousy application of the logic doesn’t negate that there was a clear logic to be followed (and indeed, in the last several centuries, there haven’t been errors or oddities… well, except when the English-speaking world switched calendars in the mid-1700’s and shifted by 11 days). The logic is the logic, and the logic is clearly that the first year of the new century and (thus) millennium was 2001. It is no answer to not understanding the logic of it to say, “oh, well, the numbers are off, anyway.”
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do understand the logic
But I think that the calendar changing from 1999 to 2000 was a bigger deal to most than the “real millennium.”
Also, by the same logic, for example, 1990 would be part of the decade of the 80s. Which is just weird.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not accusing you of not getting the logic; I know you do.
What you’re describing has been called “the odometer effect,” and again, is no defense against people not understanding that the “XXX1” year is the first of the decade/century/millennium.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, by the same logic, for example, 1990 would be part of the decade of the 80s. Which is just weird.
This assertion is incorrect. The name “80’s” clearly includes the years 1980-89… 1990 was the last year of the 8th decade however. Just like the year 2000 was the final year of the 20th century.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes sense, I s’pose.
Of course, the tendency to divide up history and culture into decades is also pretty silly. Especially since, culturally, the 60s didn’t start until several years into the decade.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it’s arbitrary – based on the number of digits on our hands I think… and yes, the 60’s mostly happened in the 70’s for the majority of America.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord what have I spawned here??
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mainly, though, I was just surprised by how worked up some people got about it.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, it’s not like this is something important, like the Eli Whiteside vs. Steve Holm debate.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(conversation with myself)
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ELIEZER ALFONZO WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GUESS WE’LL HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE THEN!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO YOU ARE STUPID AND WRONG AND MUST BE FORCED TO ADMIT IT!!!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BECAUSE DANE COOK YELLED IT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Octsnowber
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/banned
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bachtober
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Avril Lavigne.
Too French?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too crappy.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just don’t understand her young female angst. Grl Pwr.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Avril Lavigne wouldn’t make any more music
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her career appears to agree with you.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*sigh*
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scary thing is that the author of this, actually is scripting the horrifyingly amazing Unknown Soldier about child soldiers in Uganda.
Odd career trajectory, that.
by grape on Oct 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Attention to freakin’ detail. I stopped paying attention to that picture at “Starring Avril Lavigne.” And I’m the one who took that picture.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crocktober
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spocktober
The baseball of the few outweighs the baseball of the many.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockertoper
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD TULO
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TULOL!
Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap TULOL!!!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clap clap TULO!
Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.
by MonkeyChow on Oct 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, a game of baseball has started.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess we have to root for the Phillies by default now.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m rooting for more snow
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
J.T. is too
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember Feliz striking out while with the Giants.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He ain't MY vit; he's YORvit.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He used to be our vit.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad he didn’t have more viteran grit.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant!!! The O'Jays, 1978... part of the PHILADELPHIA SOUND!!!!
Excellent, excellent call.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What they do!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another great O'Jays tune!
I can belt the shit out ‘Backstabbers’ at a karoke bar. I actually do it fairly well by objective standards, and really well for white guy standards.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"out of," that should say.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD YORvit
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Die Seth Smith!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If the camera had stayed on Victorino for one second longer, I’m pretty sure my tv would’ve cracked.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really can’t stand Victorino. If he wasn’t on the Phillies, I would like them a little more.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. But I don't hate the team overall. Only him.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to call them the Philadelphia Feliz.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Gonzalez is sick
I fear him for years and years to come
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If the fear is reasonable, then you would be allowed to shoot him.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That will be the basis of my defense.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure the fear is of anything imminent.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That whole imminent thing has been superseded by the Bush Doctrine… it’s pre 9-11 thinking at its worst.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imminence plays into reasonableness.
It’s a question of fact for the jury, and I will pick the jury for free AND write the voir dire questions. Assuming Sgt D or Johnny Disaster pick the right venues (by the way, Texas, fellas), you’ll just miss us for a Gameday Thread or two, depending on airline schedules.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! Plus, as someone of European ancestry, Texas is doubly appropriate!
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fear him until he gets better. I mean, I don’t want to get sick too.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just think
How much better he will be when he gets better, too….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fears leads anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering- Yoda
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porn leads to (self-pleasure), which leads to a ham sandwich, which leads to a nap.
— Bobby Slayton
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLA’S
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL THEY’RE NOT THE WORLD’S MOST PHYSICAL TEAM
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today is Canadian Thanksgiving
You know Matt Stairs is pissed the Phillies didn’t sweep and he’s missing his turkey.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do not think that stopped him.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The promise of turkey is what drives him.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nom, nom, nom, Turkey
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, for fkdjakelrjkejkajkfjkjdkljd, Ibanez! Jesus FUALKDJFLAK;SDFJLKAJDKL
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillies pitching coach is Rich Shadoobie?
Does Chelsea Handler know this?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Gonzalez is the plague...
The state of California will fear his presence…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Floss and an ultrasonic toothbrush should take ca----- Oh, you said 'plague'
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a plague? Aw hell, being allergic to Penicillin sure has its drawbacks sometimes….
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to worry. If Carlos Gonzalez doesn't kill you, he'll make you stronger.
So there’s that.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillies: Rally Crazy Chan Ho Park

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lot of good that did.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Gonzalez laughs at Billy Beane.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, first pitch out.
WE ARE ALL PEDRO FELIZ
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All the blown calls...
I’ve kind of had it with the playoffs. It’s just not fun watching every game get damaged by horrid calls from the umpires. That Utley play last night was really the capper for me.
BLING BLING
by cybermaldonado on Oct 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ve kind of had it with the playoffs. It’s just not funwatching every game get damaged by horrid calls from the umpires.
Fixed it!
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hit.... dammit
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reached base in last five PA's! This will be SIX!!!!
jinx jinx jinxity jinx
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(takes a bow.... cat looks at Mayor and settles back to sleep)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fixed
(takes a bow…. cat looks at Mayor and than settles back to sleep)
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(squinting)
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck it, God boys
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Delorean!
Bienvenidos, baby.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sup!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing.
But I have family in town this wknd to see the Heir of Mayor, so it is looking like I’m going to have to miss Mrs. Delorean’s magical ethereal show, which I was actually hoping to attend.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww
i will pass along your regrets. she will be crushed, of course, but I’m sure she’ll understand.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll say something to her on le book du visage.
I was looking forward to it. Especially if other McCoven were going— a verbal gameday type thread could be hilarious.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which makes me wonder...
…how does one pronounce “TWSS”?
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, if you were at all hip, you would know it is "T-dub."
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was at all hip...
…I wouldn’t be replying to your comments in the first place, dude.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just pronounce the letters. However you have to punctuate each one with a hip thrust.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So like with anything else I say.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice shift, rockies. Genius.
The ball went right to the SS, whereas in the absence of the shift, it would have gone right to the 2b. Bravo, rockie scientists.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WERTH
I hated you as a Dodger, love you as a Phil.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL ABSENCE OF ROCKIES TROLLS NOW!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice, keep up the good work Phillies
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Todd is banging the ump
Three of those pitches were strikes…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RED ALERT!
Use the non-humidified baseballs now.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
comeback central.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually believe this.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DOH
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
What a gift from Helen Keller behind home plate
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you Lars! Taunting the trolls and mentioning the cheating…
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t help feeling that the Giants would have fared better against the Phillies.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel the same way… and I also think the lack of trolls is amusing.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TuLOLwitzki
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that I'll have an opportunity any time soon...
But if I were ever found at a Giants playoff game waving a white towel, I’d want someone to bitch slap me.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is I was only willing to pimp slap you?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as it made me come to my senses.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK then.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weirdest. Jeopardy answer. Ever.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My fingers have been harshly disciplined, I can assure you.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phalange perv.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were handing those out at Pac Bell in 2000, actually (I was an usher). Barry kept trying to get people to stop waving them because white ball+40,930 white towels=invisible fly ball. GENIUS. :/
by troymccluresf on Oct 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I have one of those from 2000.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 12, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got one from 2002, slightly singed from the meteor strike.
by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just checked and mine’s actually from 2001.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 13, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have one (others I just threw away) I used as a rag.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, ok, Phillies pitching: throw 3 scoreless innings.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Jim Tracy was talking about innings pitched when he told the pitchers, "You gotta give me 7."
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would take at least 2 of their pitchers to gie him 7
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The script writes itself. Get Vivid on the phone.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a wonderful attempt at assholyness by that fan.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
assholier than thou.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I certainly hope so
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty much guaranteed
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dumbass rockies fan diving out for a ball in play.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LET'S go, PHIL-lies.
clap clap etc.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack in the Box's cousin... wow.
The only thing scarier than a clown or an inmate is a clown who is an inmate.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is that song the rox fans are "singing"?
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Hey baby, won’t you be my girl” that’s the chorus, not sure of the actual title
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Baby (Won't you be my girl)
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeppers
If memory serves (and it is shaky lately), it is a Ringo tune.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It must be one of the rules on PurpleRow…
The rules to post are so long that I haven’t read it through yet
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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule 666: The use of profane language will be limited to “fiddlesticks.” Ignoring this rule will lead to banishment from Vaporsland and exilement to McCovey Chronicles
by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know that one.
I know, I know— it is shocking that I might be a dork.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is a cover of it , maybe not the best cover
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you!
That’s terrible. But I’m glad to know.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did some digging here’s the original 60’s song by Bruce Channel, Much better version
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’m about to be singing some songs, watching “oh brother where art thou”
by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Featuring the Giants fans' theme song!
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen trouble all my days.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bid farewell to my own true lover
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PORCELAIN!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cliff's got Jonathan Sanchez syndrome
STFU Yorvit….That wasn’t even close
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Yorvit an asshole when he was with the Giants?
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I remember him being surly, post Methany-acquisition.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m trying to remember but I really can’t place him other than knowing he used to be with SF.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have been too.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The team he played for made an acquisition that made it clear he would never be a starter… I’m sure he was disappointed to say the least.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was his son, I’d request to stay with the kidnappers.
Asshole post quota reached.
by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another play for the Ibanez gifs.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul Maldonado Holliday Ibanez
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy would’ve double switched him out in the 4th inning. See guys!
by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul Maldonado Holliday Cruz Ibanez Jr
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a very long time friend who’s a Cardinal fan who I don’t see too frequently, but EVERY time I see him he goes into a slide and throws his hands up in front of his eyes.
I find it funny now, but it took a while.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you can counter with someone hitting a fly ball into your nuts whenever you see him.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 13, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just dropped in to say I had a Choco Taco
Is the shell supposed to be that chewy, like maple-flavored leather?
by hokysmksbw on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know about supposed to, but that’s generally how they are.
Our boy just needs to learn about It’s Its.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's its are IT.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hence the name.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re made in burlingame right?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And invented in San Francisco at the much-mourned Playland-by-the-sea. Now the site of a Safeway.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you just know that? Or are you reading their website too?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read their website about three years ago doing research. Never actually ate one until I read that.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow. They were the jam when I was a kid in the 80s
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a foreigner
Although for some reason after eight years college and post-college in the city I never ran into them either …
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either you never go to corner stores or you just don’t look down while you’re in them.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The former, definitely the former. It took me until I was thirty to be brave enough to go to a corner store.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, Playland...
I was about to reminisce, but was frightened by the memory of the clown motifs.
by hokysmksbw on Oct 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laughing Sal’s still scaring people at the Musee Mechanique
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still hate clowns.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t remember Playland in SF… I DO remember the park at South Shore in Alameda, and I remember when they tore it down.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, those shells are weirdish. Some crackers, cookies, things like that… get a wee bit funky when you freeze them.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see the Rockies fans are still as bush-league as ever.
by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, that's a pretty good joke.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.
by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I LOL’d
Side Topic, what is the story behind the Rox’s being religous
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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This USA Today story is kinda where it started.
Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).
by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where has their god been this series then?
by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In my pocket.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Humidified zombies don’t resurrect as far.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In retrospect, not the most prudent thing to say. I’ll work on tomorrow.
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God thing Horwitz is in that system
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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

is that you god? it’s me debbie.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Watching Werth’s ball travel out of the yard
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that article served to remind me that the Rockies were awful for 9 straight years.
/cheers up
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a cringe-fest of a read. Todd “go-to” Helton and his prayer circle.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on Oct 13, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yorvit's complaining paid off
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
on the not a strike strike call
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
COME ON PICARD WORK THAT PITCHER
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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When it's time for a change....
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruh Roh, It’s Double Play Pete coming up though!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did it last night
He can’t do it again tonight, can he?
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Betancourt
And his slider is not a good matchup for Petey…..and as I type this…UTTER FAIL
F U PETE
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was ready for some football, but after watching that Monday Night Football song on ESPN… I don’t know if I’m ready for some football anymore.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AREYOU READY FOR SOME CLICHES?!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Singing golden football player busts will haunt my dreams.
Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.
by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than what is played on TBS.
"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings
by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL myself..Once a Giant always a Giant
by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, he did, technically, hit the ball
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something something brain-dead something /is firing offense
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Feliz.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice one Phillies… Way to giants your way out of that inning
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HUMIDOR!
DEACTIVATED!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, seriously… what’s the freezing point of baseballs?
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hai guyz
I’ve been gone most of the day because of class, what’d I miss?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
by Yoyo on Oct 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
things…
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then some junk.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Copious amounts of gratuitous nudity.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT definitely got weird.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That goat in the tutu was tutu much.
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should put a towel on.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This ump irritates me
On some batters he has the strikezone the size of a pinhead…
Speaking of that, here comes his secret lover, Toad….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interference.
Why? Because, fuck the Rockies.
by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes Tulodoubleplayshitski...
Your 1,842nd chance to do something with men on base this series…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t he double in a run already today?
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
It seems everytime he comes up there are people on base…
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny how that is
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, they’re playing cotton eyed joe by rednex at the park:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdlHmzIdn8
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where did you come from cotton eyed Joe?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rednex are a weird band, for sure.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cotton Eyed Joe?
You stay white and trashy Colorado.
by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Colorado Threatining in Late innings? Say it aint so
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double switch!
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drink!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In play, out(s)!
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Ben Francisco
-clap-clap-clap-clap-clap TULOL!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes awesome catch
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps not the best idea,
but he pulled it off!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez to anyone who will listen..
“I woulda had that too”
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suckity suck
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rat Turds.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NON-HUMIDIFIED
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And a nice workout for Lee
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poop.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You talking about what ever Giambi has on his face?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Rocktober
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lolwut
Phillies pen is awful
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did the douche announcer just say, "The bad flip by Utley..."?
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this the phillies or the giants I am listening to?
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck that
the giants pen is awesome, even if we didn’t recognize it fully. they wouldn’t have blown something this big
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Certainly not in Denver so late in a game.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the feeling in my gut is the same, but it might be the Taco Bell
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even the Giants couldn’t leave 17 men on base. They would have at least went to the ground attack.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Phillies.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Rockies
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like I have to finish studying tonight for my test on Wednesday
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have to read and write a paper on The Iceman Cometh
but instead i’m watching baseball. this stupid sport.
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I will be at game 5 as my brother in law thinks I am good luck for game 5’s in Philly. I attended last year when they clinched
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depending on how low that temperature drops it might just be the same thing.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Study up then drink hard. That was my college motto.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh Chris Haft Mailbag…wait…now it’s called “inbox”
what kind of kooky questions are they asking today?
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about to fanshot this.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’d probably get more discussion there if ya did. I just didn’t feel like dealing with that at the moment, supposedly I’m studying for tomorrow’s midterm.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YESSS!!!!!!
Where’s your God, now, Old Man?
by hokysmksbw on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT COLORADO!!!!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOHOO
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Closers choking all over the place this postseason
by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the elusive third out
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of me is happy that that happened; another part of me wishes Victorino continued home without touching third base and was subsequently ruled out at third.
by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
part of you needs to hush
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huston Street?
MORE LIKE HUSTON STUPIDSUCKYFACE!
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of kindergarten cop
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RLOLKTOBER
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buster Posey doesn’t blow this save.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BWAHAHAhAHAHAHA
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT ROCKTOBER!!!!!!!!!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Perfect
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I so wish that Bochy had his personality
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not for management reason, but entertainment
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU LIST: ROCKIES, PURPLE ROW, DODGERS
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This Phillie lineup is just t like the Giants
Good situational hitting
Shortening up with two strikes
Excellent discipline
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Sure
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alternate reality Giants?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, Rec'd
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that extra “T” in your subject line was supposed to be preceded by an “N” and an “O” ?
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was laughing so hard while typing that I couldn't control my fingers well
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jayson Werth
working off the dodger scent from years back.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just dropping in to say
LOL ROCKIES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
A hearty LOL ROCKIES to you and yours.
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only way this could have been more perfect
Is if one of the Phillies had hit a grand slam in extra innings.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Been even more perfect if some Phillies bench player like Stairs or Greg Dobbs hit the Grand Slam.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Beimel’s gameday photo looks like he would gladly wash your windshield when you stop at the crosswalk.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miguel FAILro
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
purplerow gameday thread
pure lol
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol no swearing allowed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went over there today to post. Then I saw the small novel of rules they had and figured no matter what I post I would be banned
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Them
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to print it out and read it by the fireplace with some hot cocoa.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well the fun has just begun…
/Brad “Lights Out” Lidge
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, i’m still watching “O brother where art thou” and am not watching the game but following it just looking at the scoreboard…. 4-2 two out top 9, now it’s 5-4?
by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some Gungans died.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some ships blew up,
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some pilots fried.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Special Agent saved the day
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of folks were croakin’
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody here give a damn though? :)
by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You uncultured swine!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayASsb4G8k
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol gay ass
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the baaaatttlle droids were broooooken
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mon Mothma fucked them to death!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only a couple Bothans though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed it, stupid studying.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope you learned a lesson
Never study nothin’.
by Into the Void on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCOTT EYRE CLOSING IT OUT
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Funny how all the Giants cast offs go on to play in the playoffs.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really that funny
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t mean “ha-ha” funny, I meant “peculiar” funny.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe Scott Eyre is closing this game
by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I loved Scott Eyre, but that was one of the better non-signings that we’vemade.
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think he can believe it either
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
joe beimel looks like a toad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe knows...
Which trailers in Colorado cook up the good stuff….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! Scott Eyre!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he will continue to be good tonight.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like I am calling a grown human male a young female horse
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Gonzalez is a household name?
Saywhaat?
by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE WAS TRADED FOR MATT HOLLIDAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a bottle of Carlos Gonzales toilet cleaner
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only use it with ASSFACE® Scrub Brush
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe in all 100 houses that get TBS
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mon Mothma is like the Star Wars version of James T Kirk. Both were game for any species.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
replyfail?
Unless you’d like to discuss this issue further.
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mon Mothma is always a good discussion starter
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Star Wars character names are all kinds of WTF.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A guy named Darth Vader turning out to be a dark father was pretty obvious, in hindsight.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come the fuck ON, Phillies!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rockies don’t seem to be laughing now!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they laughed at the giants near the end of the season
by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t we all… didn’t we all.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn Carlos Gonzales. Why can’t he fall into a pit of steak knives? Finish what he started last month.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to almost throw it down the line, Eyre.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course helton, who else
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, cliche lovers must get off by simply flying over denver.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure Rox fans said the same about Utley and Howard a few minutes ago.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the fuck cares about those guys?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he does it again
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great screen name, btw
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck…oh well get the next guy.
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Spaghetti-o.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+100000000000000000
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Came on to post this

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
by heimy25 on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should change it to an It’s It.
by troymccluresf on Oct 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Yet again...
Tulo comes up with ducks on the pond….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They are using Scott Eyre because if his veteran grit fails then hey, he’s easy to let go.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FLEX THE GOLDEN PIPES!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWSS!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate those babies.
That said, I don’t envy the guys tasked with selling E-Trade to the masses in the Colapsed Economy™
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would kill each and every one of you for a cigarette right now
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOBEL PRIZE FOR MURDER!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worked for Kissinger!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL swinging Kissinger.
Utter frustration and futility.
by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
=(
how about a hug instead?
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That works too
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/hugs lars
/takes shower
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d kill most of you for the morning paper, this does not mean much.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha. Who would get your cigarettes, then?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure if you're serious
but no, phils are up 2-1. this is to force a game 5
Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.
by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok, see i’m not paying attention much to the series at all…
by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just in
Bengie Molina just swung at that pitch from home
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed out loud
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Purple Row doesn't deserve to win this.
They give nicknames like “CarGo” and the “Toddfather”.
Fuck ’em.
by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CarGo is meh but TOD FATHER?? WTF
I R 5
by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That and the constant trolling down the stretch.
I STILL HOPE THEY DIE IN A HOT AIR BALLOON ACCIDENT EVEN THOUGH I WASN’T THE ONE WHO WISHED THAT TO BEGIN WITH.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Y'all
we can pee in their eye sockets first.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now this is something the other tour guides won’t tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a “bitch”. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or “shiv”, and cut out the bitch’s eyes. And as if this wasn’t enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch’s ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I Married an Axe Muderer
Phil Hartman?
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep!
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you really think she has a headache?
What?
Nothing.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who was that though? it still makes me laugh
by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xanthan.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xanthan said that originally
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It always been my dream
to suffer through trades and the minor leagues to get a nickname like CarGo
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LIDGE
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Tulo on the down the cock pitch
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bringing lidge in with runners on base should go well :)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Lidge have a pitch other than hanging slider?
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want to speak well of Rockies fans here, but energy-wise, they put Chavez Latrine to shame. Those chants wouldn’t sound out of place in a third-world soccer stadium.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Phillies
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLORADO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tulochokedagainshitski
-clap-calp-clap-clap-clap TULOL!!!
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL TULOSHITSKY!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeaaaaaaaah! GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN!
by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TULOLOLOLOLOLOL>>>>>>>
Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis
Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb
by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT, PURPLE ROW FUCKWAD DOUCHBAGS
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
SIT THE FUCK DOWN ROCKIES
that is all.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh SO tempting.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They deserve it
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, cause we got pissed when they did it.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta admit it's tempting, though.
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won’t NOT admit it.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
most definitely
i mean, FUCK YEAH IT IS
by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
takin the high road
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, not worth the trouble
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better to feel smugly superior to them for not descending to their level.
Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
always
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh….don’t sink to their hypocritical pseudo-christian level.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU ROCKIES!
YOUR SAVIOR FAILS YOU!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!
Screw you Rockies, and your stupid purple dinosaur!
by pwoper on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congrats Phils!
BEAT LA!
BEAT LA!
BEAT LA!
I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pathetic half-swing FTL!
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Giantesque
Please hit better, Randy Winn.
by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man the Philies broadcaster blew my Heasphones out. YES!!!!!!!
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Headphones
to be or not to be in this thing.
by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT TULO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster
by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rockies watching their season go bye bye:

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.
by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your season ends on a check swing….
Ouch.
by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And yet Purple Row is filled without comments like " Aw Poo!" and “I’m sad : (” and “Sad panda” and “Stupid Phillies”.
I swear it’s a bunch of 12 year olds over there.
by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking shitstains
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rockies are a disgrace to the West
Giants would have swept the Phillies, no problem.
by Into the Void on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
of course.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, yes they are
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn right
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ding , Dong , The Dinger's DEAD!

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.
by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
happiest i’ve been since the season ended
by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLorado
the tears are delicious.
Rocktober is now avoiding your gf/bf or spouse like the rest of us.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This. It will hurt. But I will be rooting for you.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cough, BUMS cough.
MATT STAIRS
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone needs
to make a GIF of the matt stairs HR
by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rematch (NLCS)
Brewskies, if you meant the NLDS
by hokysmksbw on Oct 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm…. delicious Purple Tears…
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yorvit and Tulo
Will be crying as they make love to each other tonight…
It is going to be a very emotional evening in Denver….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT COLORADO!!!!! SUCK IT TULO!!!!!
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i am now proceeding to purple row
not to troll though
by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well take your jacket, and make sure you come back home when the street lights come on.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Style tip for Troy
Use you tears to style your mullet….
Tears are free product….
by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
But not because he blew it…
Because he heard someone scream a swearword at him whilst he struck out.
by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Awesome. Only guy in baseball that doesn’t have to wear a jockstrap.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
poor kid :(, we should give em a chaco taco
by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
" Did that just happen
Rocktober is gone."
" It’s not gone…
…it’s always alive. In our Purple Hearts."
No comment.
by sprdelfin on Oct 12, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I need a Purple Heart after reading that.
by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL PURPLE CHEESE1
WHY IS BOCOCK?!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit
holy. fucking. shit.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eehxcellent. Worked out earlier than I planned.
Now. Los Angeles.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PR’s postgame post is disappointingly calm.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stupid even-tempered perspective.
--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.
by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are only so many posts you can construct out of words like “poo” “boo” and “crap”, non as versitile as the word “fuck”.
From “Monty Python”
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter ‘f’ …fuck is the only word refered to as ‘the f word… It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german …the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance …John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb…Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as…
An adjective such as …John’s doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb …Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective …Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun …I don’t give a fuck.
As part of a word …absofuckinglutely or infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence …Fuck the fucking fuckers.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
by jctGamer on Oct 12, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was George Carlin?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how many horrific season ending failures it’ll take to make those people as jaded and cynical as we are?
by sprdelfin on Oct 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have a long way to go
They’ve only had the ‘07 World Series and this year. The rest of Rockies’ history is full of suck.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and there was that one other postseason appearance whenever that was.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockies "history"?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite PR post:
C’mon Rox……for my 18th birthday.
I don’t want two losses on my effing birthday! WAHHHH
“There are only two important things in life: baseball and breathing. But at least you can survive without breathing for 3 minutes.”
by Hollidayrain on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Schadendodgerfreude 2009!
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT

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