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Philadelphia Phillies at Colorado Rockies, Oct 11, 2009 7:07 PM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Ubaldo Jimenez 15-12 33 33 1 0 0 0 218.0 183 87 84 13 85 198 3.47 1.23


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2009 - Cliff Lee 7-4 12 12 3 1 0 0 79.2 80 35 30 7 10 74 3.39 1.13



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The Phillies have a better chance of beating the Bums in the NLCS.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 12, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Redwoods!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Go, uhhh

I dont care. I guess I’m pulling for the Angels at this point.

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

At this point, I feel like I should be rooting for whichever team has the best chance of knocking off the Dodgers. Unfortunately, I don’t know who that is.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the answer to that is non of the above.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hint: the Phillies

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the only teams that don’t sicken me to see them win are the Phillies and Angels, though I can’t get excited about “rooting” for any team with Sphincterino on it, nor one that has a rally monkey and thunderstick crowd. Still, I may have to go for the lesser of the evils. I think it might be an all SoCal thing.

by out machine on Oct 12, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

There is very little LOL about this lineup

Rollins-SS
Victorino-CF
Utley-2B
Howard-1B
Werth-RF
Ibanez-LF
Feliz-3B
Ruiz-C
Lee-P

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Non-Bork

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHILS/ANGELS

THE “I HATE THESE TEAMS THE LEAST” SHOWDOWN!! LET’S GO GUYS

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I hate the Angels

but not as much as I don’t want the Yankees and Rockies to win. 1. Phils 2 Angels

9837938759879879287398473987439. Yankees/Rockies

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH! Go Phillies/Angels!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No energy left………….

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

their announcers are awful

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray for clearing the lowest of all low bars.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol no kidding

I have yet to hear a sport on fox that has even decent announcers

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a theory and I’m wondering if it is correct – the closer to the championship game/series a sport gets, the worse the TV announcers get.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a theory some kid is dreaming and we’re all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a theory we should work this out.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 12, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely right

most networks’ “number 1 announcing team” is shit. NBC’s football was good last year, but now they’ve ruined it with collinsworth

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think I got to where I am today?

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just walked down the stairs from Mom’s kitchen, right?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How’d the Phillies score? I forgot to turn the game on until the bottom of the first was starting.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HR by victorino

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me tell you!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still baseball season?

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on Oct 12, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno. I’ve heard a rumor there have been approximately 2009 of them in the AD/CE period alone.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

(approximately to account for Julian calendar/Gregorian calendar tomfoolery)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically

if you use “CE” I believe it’s 2008, since there was no zero year. Or something.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, because if there was a zero year, this would be the 2010th.

I’m not an expert, but if I recall correctly the whole calendar is off by a few years anyway.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, of course, it’s all arbitrary anyway so who cares?

/was annoyed at all the people were hysterical over the masses not knowing that 2001 was the “real millennium.” DUDE, IT’S ALL MADE UP ANYWAY.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the dude who gets all rage filled over Kim Batiste has any business offering perspective to anyone else.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The horrible truth

I’m actually more amused by him than angry about him.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(mild scowl at jcb9)

Yes, it is all made up, and yes, after it was all made up there were errors and changes along the way. But the lousy application of the logic doesn’t negate that there was a clear logic to be followed (and indeed, in the last several centuries, there haven’t been errors or oddities… well, except when the English-speaking world switched calendars in the mid-1700’s and shifted by 11 days). The logic is the logic, and the logic is clearly that the first year of the new century and (thus) millennium was 2001. It is no answer to not understanding the logic of it to say, “oh, well, the numbers are off, anyway.”

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do understand the logic

But I think that the calendar changing from 1999 to 2000 was a bigger deal to most than the “real millennium.”

Also, by the same logic, for example, 1990 would be part of the decade of the 80s. Which is just weird.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not accusing you of not getting the logic; I know you do.

What you’re describing has been called “the odometer effect,” and again, is no defense against people not understanding that the “XXX1” year is the first of the decade/century/millennium.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, by the same logic, for example, 1990 would be part of the decade of the 80s. Which is just weird.

This assertion is incorrect. The name “80’s” clearly includes the years 1980-89… 1990 was the last year of the 8th decade however. Just like the year 2000 was the final year of the 20th century.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense, I s’pose.

Of course, the tendency to divide up history and culture into decades is also pretty silly. Especially since, culturally, the 60s didn’t start until several years into the decade.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it’s arbitrary – based on the number of digits on our hands I think… and yes, the 60’s mostly happened in the 70’s for the majority of America.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord what have I spawned here??

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mainly, though, I was just surprised by how worked up some people got about it.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, it’s not like this is something important, like the Eli Whiteside vs. Steve Holm debate.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(conversation with myself)

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELIEZER ALFONZO WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GUESS WE’LL HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE THEN!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO YOU ARE STUPID AND WRONG AND MUST BE FORCED TO ADMIT IT!!!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE DANE COOK YELLED IT

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 12, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bachtober

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Avril Lavigne.

Too French?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too crappy.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just don’t understand her young female angst. Grl Pwr.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Avril Lavigne wouldn’t make any more music

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her career appears to agree with you.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary thing is that the author of this, actually is scripting the horrifyingly amazing Unknown Soldier about child soldiers in Uganda.

Odd career trajectory, that.

by grape on Oct 12, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Attention to freakin’ detail. I stopped paying attention to that picture at “Starring Avril Lavigne.” And I’m the one who took that picture.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spocktober

The baseball of the few outweighs the baseball of the many.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockertoper

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD TULO

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

TULOL!

Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap TULOL!!!

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Clap clap TULO!

Proud father of Barry Zito. As long as he keeps throwing strikes, that is.

by MonkeyChow on Oct 12, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, a game of baseball has started.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess we have to root for the Phillies by default now.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m rooting for more snow

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

J.T. is too

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Feliz striking out while with the Giants.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He ain't MY vit; he's YORvit.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He used to be our vit.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad he didn’t have more viteran grit.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!!! The O'Jays, 1978... part of the PHILADELPHIA SOUND!!!!

Excellent, excellent call.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What they do!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another great O'Jays tune!

I can belt the shit out ‘Backstabbers’ at a karoke bar. I actually do it fairly well by objective standards, and really well for white guy standards.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

"out of," that should say.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD YORvit

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Die Seth Smith!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If the camera had stayed on Victorino for one second longer, I’m pretty sure my tv would’ve cracked.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I really can’t stand Victorino. If he wasn’t on the Phillies, I would like them a little more.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to call them the Philadelphia Feliz.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez is sick

I fear him for years and years to come

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That will be the basis of my defense.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure the fear is of anything imminent.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 12, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That whole imminent thing has been superseded by the Bush Doctrine… it’s pre 9-11 thinking at its worst.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imminence plays into reasonableness.

It’s a question of fact for the jury, and I will pick the jury for free AND write the voir dire questions. Assuming Sgt D or Johnny Disaster pick the right venues (by the way, Texas, fellas), you’ll just miss us for a Gameday Thread or two, depending on airline schedules.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Plus, as someone of European ancestry, Texas is doubly appropriate!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear him until he gets better. I mean, I don’t want to get sick too.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just think

How much better he will be when he gets better, too….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fears leads anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering- Yoda

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLA’S

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL THEY’RE NOT THE WORLD’S MOST PHYSICAL TEAM

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today is Canadian Thanksgiving

You know Matt Stairs is pissed the Phillies didn’t sweep and he’s missing his turkey.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I do not think that stopped him.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The promise of turkey is what drives him.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 12, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom, nom, nom, Turkey

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies pitching coach is Rich Shadoobie?

Does Chelsea Handler know this?

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez is the plague...

The state of California will fear his presence…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a plague? Aw hell, being allergic to Penicillin sure has its drawbacks sometimes….

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies: Rally Crazy Chan Ho Park

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Lot of good that did.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez laughs at Billy Beane.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, first pitch out.

WE ARE ALL PEDRO FELIZ

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

All the blown calls...

I’ve kind of had it with the playoffs. It’s just not fun watching every game get damaged by horrid calls from the umpires. That Utley play last night was really the capper for me.

BLING BLING

by cybermaldonado on Oct 12, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve kind of had it with the playoffs. It’s just not fun watching every game get damaged by horrid calls from the umpires.

Fixed it!

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy!

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hit.... dammit

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

reached base in last five PA's! This will be SIX!!!!

jinx jinx jinxity jinx

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed

(takes a bow…. cat looks at Mayor and than settles back to sleep)

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

(squinting)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, God boys

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Delorean!

Bienvenidos, baby.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sup!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing.

But I have family in town this wknd to see the Heir of Mayor, so it is looking like I’m going to have to miss Mrs. Delorean’s magical ethereal show, which I was actually hoping to attend.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww

i will pass along your regrets. she will be crushed, of course, but I’m sure she’ll understand.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll say something to her on le book du visage.

I was looking forward to it. Especially if other McCoven were going— a verbal gameday type thread could be hilarious.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes me wonder...

…how does one pronounce “TWSS”?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was at all hip...

…I wouldn’t be replying to your comments in the first place, dude.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just pronounce the letters. However you have to punctuate each one with a hip thrust.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So like with anything else I say.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice shift, rockies. Genius.

The ball went right to the SS, whereas in the absence of the shift, it would have gone right to the 2b. Bravo, rockie scientists.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WERTH

I hated you as a Dodger, love you as a Phil.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, keep up the good work Phillies

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Todd is banging the ump

Three of those pitches were strikes…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

RED ALERT!

Use the non-humidified baseballs now.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

comeback central.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually believe this.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

What a gift from Helen Keller behind home plate

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Lars! Taunting the trolls and mentioning the cheating…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t help feeling that the Giants would have fared better against the Phillies.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way… and I also think the lack of trolls is amusing.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TuLOLwitzki

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 12, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that I'll have an opportunity any time soon...

But if I were ever found at a Giants playoff game waving a white towel, I’d want someone to bitch slap me.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

What is I was only willing to pimp slap you?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it made me come to my senses.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK then.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weirdest. Jeopardy answer. Ever.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My fingers have been harshly disciplined, I can assure you.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phalange perv.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were handing those out at Pac Bell in 2000, actually (I was an usher). Barry kept trying to get people to stop waving them because white ball+40,930 white towels=invisible fly ball. GENIUS. :/

by troymccluresf on Oct 12, 2009 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have one of those from 2000.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 12, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got one from 2002, slightly singed from the meteor strike.

by troymccluresf on Oct 13, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked and mine’s actually from 2001.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 13, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have one (others I just threw away) I used as a rag.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a wonderful attempt at assholyness by that fan.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

assholier than thou.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I certainly hope so

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much guaranteed

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S go, PHIL-lies.

clap clap etc.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack in the Box's cousin... wow.

The only thing scarier than a clown or an inmate is a clown who is an inmate.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

“Hey baby, won’t you be my girl” that’s the chorus, not sure of the actual title

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeppers

If memory serves (and it is shaky lately), it is a Ringo tune.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be one of the rules on PurpleRow…
The rules to post are so long that I haven’t read it through yet

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule 666: The use of profane language will be limited to “fiddlesticks.” Ignoring this rule will lead to banishment from Vaporsland and exilement to McCovey Chronicles

by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know that one.

I know, I know— it is shocking that I might be a dork.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a cover of it , maybe not the best cover

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

That’s terrible. But I’m glad to know.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

did some digging here’s the original 60’s song by Bruce Channel, Much better version

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m about to be singing some songs, watching “oh brother where art thou”

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Featuring the Giants fans' theme song!

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

“i am the man of constant sorow”

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen trouble all my days.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bid farewell to my own true lover

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, 126 pitches?

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PORCELAIN!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, 126 pitches? million

by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Yorvit an asshole when he was with the Giants?

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember him being surly, post Methany-acquisition.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to remember but I really can’t place him other than knowing he used to be with SF.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been too.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The team he played for made an acquisition that made it clear he would never be a starter… I’m sure he was disappointed to say the least.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was his son, I’d request to stay with the kidnappers.

Asshole post quota reached.

by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another play for the Ibanez gifs.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul Maldonado Holliday Ibanez

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy would’ve double switched him out in the 4th inning. See guys!

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a very long time friend who’s a Cardinal fan who I don’t see too frequently, but EVERY time I see him he goes into a slide and throws his hands up in front of his eyes.

I find it funny now, but it took a while.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you can counter with someone hitting a fly ball into your nuts whenever you see him.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 13, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just dropped in to say I had a Choco Taco

Is the shell supposed to be that chewy, like maple-flavored leather?

by hokysmksbw on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know about supposed to, but that’s generally how they are.

Our boy just needs to learn about It’s Its.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's its are IT.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence the name.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re made in burlingame right?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And invented in San Francisco at the much-mourned Playland-by-the-sea. Now the site of a Safeway.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just know that? Or are you reading their website too?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read their website about three years ago doing research. Never actually ate one until I read that.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow. They were the jam when I was a kid in the 80s

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a foreigner

Although for some reason after eight years college and post-college in the city I never ran into them either …

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either you never go to corner stores or you just don’t look down while you’re in them.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The former, definitely the former. It took me until I was thirty to be brave enough to go to a corner store.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, Playland...

I was about to reminisce, but was frightened by the memory of the clown motifs.

by hokysmksbw on Oct 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laughing Sal’s still scaring people at the Musee Mechanique

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still hate clowns.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember Playland in SF… I DO remember the park at South Shore in Alameda, and I remember when they tore it down.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, those shells are weirdish. Some crackers, cookies, things like that… get a wee bit funky when you freeze them.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to see the Rockies fans are still as bush-league as ever.

by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, that's a pretty good joke.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 12, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I LOL’d

Side Topic, what is the story behind the Rox’s being religous

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This USA Today story is kinda where it started.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where has their god been this series then?

by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my pocket.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humidified zombies don’t resurrect as far.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, not the most prudent thing to say. I’ll work on tomorrow.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

God thing Horwitz is in that system

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that you god? it’s me debbie.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Watching Werth’s ball travel out of the yard

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that article served to remind me that the Rockies were awful for 9 straight years.

/cheers up

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a cringe-fest of a read. Todd “go-to” Helton and his prayer circle.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on Oct 13, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yorvit's complaining paid off

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

on the not a strike strike call

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just wasn’t even close

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON PICARD WORK THAT PITCHER

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

When it's time for a change....

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh Roh, It’s Double Play Pete coming up though!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He did it last night

He can’t do it again tonight, can he?

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Betancourt

And his slider is not a good matchup for Petey…..and as I type this…UTTER FAIL

F U PETE

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was ready for some football, but after watching that Monday Night Football song on ESPN… I don’t know if I’m ready for some football anymore.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

AREYOU READY FOR SOME CLICHES?!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singing golden football player busts will haunt my dreams.

Context, people. More context is good. Less context is bad. If you're willing to be reductive, then you're willing to be wrong.

by howtheyscored on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than what is played on TBS.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict Pedro gets a hit

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL myself..Once a Giant always a Giant

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he did, technically, hit the ball

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something something brain-dead something /is firing offense

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Feliz.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice one Phillies… Way to giants your way out of that inning

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HUMIDOR!

DEACTIVATED!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, seriously… what’s the freezing point of baseballs?

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hai guyz

I’ve been gone most of the day because of class, what’d I miss?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on Oct 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

things…

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

then some more stuff…

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then some junk.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Copious amounts of gratuitous nudity.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT definitely got weird.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That goat in the tutu was tutu much.

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should put a towel on.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ump irritates me

On some batters he has the strikezone the size of a pinhead…

Speaking of that, here comes his secret lover, Toad….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Interference.

Why? Because, fuck the Rockies.

by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes Tulodoubleplayshitski...

Your 1,842nd chance to do something with men on base this series…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t he double in a run already today?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It seems everytime he comes up there are people on base…

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny how that is

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, they’re playing cotton eyed joe by rednex at the park:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDdlHmzIdn8

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Where did you come from cotton eyed Joe?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rednex are a weird band, for sure.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cotton Eyed Joe?

You stay white and trashy Colorado.

by kush on Oct 12, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Double switch!

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play, out(s)!

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yes awesome catch

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by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps not the best idea,

but he pulled it off!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez to anyone who will listen..

“I woulda had that too”

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

suckity suck

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by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Rat Turds.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

And a nice workout for Lee

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop.

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You talking about what ever Giambi has on his face?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD SQUAD!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Rocktober

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lolwut

Phillies pen is awful

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the douche announcer just say, "The bad flip by Utley..."?

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck that

the giants pen is awesome, even if we didn’t recognize it fully. they wouldn’t have blown something this big

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly not in Denver so late in a game.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean

Every pen is going to blow some games. But ours is much better than the Phils.

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the Giants couldn’t leave 17 men on base. They would have at least went to the ground attack.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Phillies.

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Rockies

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like I have to finish studying tonight for my test on Wednesday

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to read and write a paper on The Iceman Cometh

but instead i’m watching baseball. this stupid sport.

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I will be at game 5 as my brother in law thinks I am good luck for game 5’s in Philly. I attended last year when they clinched

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on how low that temperature drops it might just be the same thing.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Study up then drink hard. That was my college motto.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh Chris Haft Mailbag…wait…now it’s called “inbox”
what kind of kooky questions are they asking today?

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I was about to fanshot this.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d probably get more discussion there if ya did. I just didn’t feel like dealing with that at the moment, supposedly I’m studying for tomorrow’s midterm.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done Did

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, god! Marlon Byrd

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT COLORADO!!!!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Closers choking all over the place this postseason

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

the elusive third out

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of me is happy that that happened; another part of me wishes Victorino continued home without touching third base and was subsequently ruled out at third.

by DrJ Funk Master Deluxe 3000 on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

part of you needs to hush

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by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huston Street?

MORE LIKE HUSTON STUPIDSUCKYFACE!

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of kindergarten cop

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

RLOLKTOBER

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey doesn’t blow this save.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ROCKTOBER!!!!!!!!!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I so wish that Bochy had his personality

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t.

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not for management reason, but entertainment

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU LIST: ROCKIES, PURPLE ROW, DODGERS

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate reality Giants?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Rec'd

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

so that extra “T” in your subject line was supposed to be preceded by an “N” and an “O” ?

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was laughing so hard while typing that I couldn't control my fingers well

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huston Streetwalker.

by maysian on Oct 12, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jayson Werth

working off the dodger scent from years back.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

just dropping in to say

LOL ROCKIES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks!

A hearty LOL ROCKIES to you and yours.

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only way this could have been more perfect

Is if one of the Phillies had hit a grand slam in extra innings.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been even more perfect if some Phillies bench player like Stairs or Greg Dobbs hit the Grand Slam.

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Beimel’s gameday photo looks like he would gladly wash your windshield when you stop at the crosswalk.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Miguel FAILro

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

purplerow gameday thread

pure lol

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lol no swearing allowed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went over there today to post. Then I saw the small novel of rules they had and figured no matter what I post I would be banned

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Them

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to print it out and read it by the fireplace with some hot cocoa.

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the fun has just begun…

/Brad “Lights Out” Lidge

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, i’m still watching “O brother where art thou” and am not watching the game but following it just looking at the scoreboard…. 4-2 two out top 9, now it’s 5-4?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Some Gungans died.

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some ships blew up,

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some pilots fried.

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Special Agent saved the day

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of folks were croakin’

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody here give a damn though? :)

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You uncultured swine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayASsb4G8k

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol gay ass

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the baaaatttlle droids were broooooken

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mon Mothma fucked them to death!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only a couple Bothans though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it, stupid studying.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT EYRE CLOSING IT OUT

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny how all the Giants cast offs go on to play in the playoffs.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really that funny

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mean “ha-ha” funny, I meant “peculiar” funny.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Scott Eyre is closing this game

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved Scott Eyre, but that was one of the better non-signings that we’vemade.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think he can believe it either

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

joe beimel looks like a toad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe knows...

Which trailers in Colorado cook up the good stuff….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Scott Eyre!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hes a good Philly

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he will continue to be good tonight.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like I am calling a grown human male a young female horse

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez is a household name?

Saywhaat?

by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HE WAS TRADED FOR MATT HOLLIDAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this what TBS is saying? haha

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a bottle of Carlos Gonzales toilet cleaner

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’VE HEARD OF IT!!!!!

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only use it with ASSFACE® Scrub Brush

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe in all 100 houses that get TBS

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mon Mothma is like the Star Wars version of James T Kirk. Both were game for any species.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

replyfail?

Unless you’d like to discuss this issue further.

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mon Mothma is always a good discussion starter

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Star Wars character names are all kinds of WTF.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy named Darth Vader turning out to be a dark father was pretty obvious, in hindsight.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come the fuck ON, Phillies!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This Philly bullpen is a joke.

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rockies don’t seem to be laughing now!

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

they laughed at the giants near the end of the season

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we all… didn’t we all.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn Carlos Gonzales. Why can’t he fall into a pit of steak knives? Finish what he started last month.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to almost throw it down the line, Eyre.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

All comes down to you buddy

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, cliche lovers must get off by simply flying over denver.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Rox fans said the same about Utley and Howard a few minutes ago.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck cares about those guys?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he does it again

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great screen name, btw

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck…oh well get the next guy.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Spaghetti-o.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

+100000000000000000

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no. Lidge vs. Tulowitzki

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We should change it to an It’s It.

by troymccluresf on Oct 12, 2009 8:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yet again...

Tulo comes up with ducks on the pond….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They are using Scott Eyre because if his veteran grit fails then hey, he’s easy to let go.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate those babies.

That said, I don’t envy the guys tasked with selling E-Trade to the masses in the Colapsed Economy™

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obama, is that you?

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by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked for Kissinger!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL swinging Kissinger.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

=(

how about a hug instead?

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hugs lars

/takes shower

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d kill most of you for the morning paper, this does not mean much.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha. Who would get your cigarettes, then?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE’S NO WAY THIS GETS BLOWN

by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

not sure if you're serious

but no, phils are up 2-1. this is to force a game 5

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok, see i’m not paying attention much to the series at all…

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in

Bengie Molina just swung at that pitch from home

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed out loud

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purple Row doesn't deserve to win this.

They give nicknames like “CarGo” and the “Toddfather”.

Fuck ’em.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

CarGo is meh but TOD FATHER?? WTF

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and the constant trolling down the stretch.

I STILL HOPE THEY DIE IN A HOT AIR BALLOON ACCIDENT EVEN THOUGH I WASN’T THE ONE WHO WISHED THAT TO BEGIN WITH.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Y'all

we can pee in their eye sockets first.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now this is something the other tour guides won’t tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a “bitch”. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or “shiv”, and cut out the bitch’s eyes. And as if this wasn’t enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch’s ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep!

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really think she has a headache?

What?

Nothing.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was that though? it still makes me laugh

by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan said that originally

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It always been my dream

to suffer through trades and the minor leagues to get a nickname like CarGo

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lidge….FINISH HIM!

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LIDGE

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers

by warriorsalltheway on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Tulo on the down the cock pitch

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

bringing lidge in with runners on base should go well :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Lidge have a pitch other than hanging slider?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FASTBALL DOWN THE MIDDLE

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to speak well of Rockies fans here, but energy-wise, they put Chavez Latrine to shame. Those chants wouldn’t sound out of place in a third-world soccer stadium.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Phillies

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TULOSHITSKY!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

fan of giants, warriors, 49ers

by warriorsalltheway on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaah! GIANTS WIN! GIANTS WIN!

by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TULOLOLOLOLOLOL>>>>>>>

Personally, I’m more upset about the renaissance of the mohawk.--Alex_Lewis

Everybody should at least fake a bunt sometime during the at-bat--Tweedledumb

by Sabean's_Folly on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN ROCKIES

that is all.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

To troll or not troll purple row?

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

nah, cause we got pissed when they did it.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t NOT admit it.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

takin the high road

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, not worth the trouble

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better to feel smugly superior to them for not descending to their level.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

always

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh….don’t sink to their hypocritical pseudo-christian level.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to..but very tempting

by DFAAurillia on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU ROCKIES!

YOUR SAVIOR FAILS YOU!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!

Screw you Rockies, and your stupid purple dinosaur!

by pwoper on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats Phils!

BEAT LA!
BEAT LA!
BEAT LA!

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giantesque

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 12, 2009 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT TULO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies watching their season go bye bye:

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Your season ends on a check swing….

Ouch.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And yet Purple Row is filled without comments like " Aw Poo!" and “I’m sad : (” and “Sad panda” and “Stupid Phillies”.

I swear it’s a bunch of 12 year olds over there.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking shitstains

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Rockies are a disgrace to the West

Giants would have swept the Phillies, no problem.

by Into the Void on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

of course.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… Rockies are done right?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, yes they are

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn right

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding , Dong , The Dinger's DEAD!

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

happiest i’ve been since the season ended

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLorado

the tears are delicious.

Rocktober is now avoiding your gf/bf or spouse like the rest of us.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright Phils. Now go sweep the bums.

by maysian on Oct 12, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

This. It will hurt. But I will be rooting for you.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’d the phils play last year?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cough, BUMS cough.

MATT STAIRS

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 12, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

repressed memory…

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well… here we go again

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone needs

to make a GIF of the matt stairs HR

by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rematch (NLCS)

Brewskies, if you meant the NLDS

by hokysmksbw on Oct 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

i’ll even root for the yanks over the dodgers
(and i’m a red sox fan)

by sfoakbay on Oct 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm…. delicious Purple Tears

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yorvit and Tulo

Will be crying as they make love to each other tonight…

It is going to be a very emotional evening in Denver….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT COLORADO!!!!! SUCK IT TULO!!!!!

FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!

by 49er16 on Oct 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

just to check it out

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well take your jacket, and make sure you come back home when the street lights come on.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Style tip for Troy

Use you tears to style your mullet….

Tears are free product….

by Sgt. Dingleberry on Oct 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s not crying is he?

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But not because he blew it…

Because he heard someone scream a swearword at him whilst he struck out.

by Uncle Russel on Oct 12, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Awesome. Only guy in baseball that doesn’t have to wear a jockstrap.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 12, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor kid :(, we should give em a chaco taco

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

" Did that just happen
 Rocktober is gone."
" It’s not gone…
…it’s always alive. In our Purple Hearts."

No comment.

by sprdelfin on Oct 12, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a Purple Heart after reading that.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

holy. fucking. shit.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eehxcellent. Worked out earlier than I planned.

Now. Los Angeles.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

PR’s postgame post is disappointingly calm.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid even-tempered perspective.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 12, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are only so many posts you can construct out of words like “poo” “boo” and “crap”, non as versitile as the word “fuck”.

From “Monty Python”

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter ‘f’ …fuck is the only word refered to as ‘the f word… It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german …the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance …John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb…Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as…

An adjective such as …John’s doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb …Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective …Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun …I don’t give a fuck.
As part of a word …absofuckinglutely or infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence …Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

by jctGamer on Oct 12, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was George Carlin?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many horrific season ending failures it’ll take to make those people as jaded and cynical as we are?

by sprdelfin on Oct 12, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a long way to go

They’ve only had the ‘07 World Series and this year. The rest of Rockies’ history is full of suck.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and there was that one other postseason appearance whenever that was.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rockies "history"?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite PR post:
C’mon Rox……for my 18th birthday.
I don’t want two losses on my effing birthday! WAHHHH

“There are only two important things in life: baseball and breathing. But at least you can survive without breathing for 3 minutes.”
by Hollidayrain on Oct 12, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

My second favorite:

After Fowler jumped Utley, obvs.

THAT WAS AWESOME
The first HURDLE that has helped us all year!!!

“The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it.” ~Moliere
by Rock Oax on Oct 12, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Bonus points for the randomly appropriate sig.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And honorable mention:
SHIT

by nodakroxfan on Oct 12, 2009 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Elegantly simple, yet hypocritical.

Such…
/pinkie to mouth
purple language!

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 12, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEYO

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo damon bruce is on

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

wait… i thought it was, but guess not… :( imma sad panda

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little late to the party, but massive LOLROCKIES.

by deuce deuce on Oct 12, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GO FUCK YOURSELF COLORADO.

by kush on Oct 12, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, I don’t ask for much. But I do have but one simple request…

I’m horrible at creating .gifs. More than that, though, is that all of the .gif software is on my old laptop. I don’t stand a chance at figuring out how to turn streaming video into a .gif.

But please, please, please let there be someone who reads this with the ability to turn Ryan Howard’s ninth-inning double into a .gif. Specifically, I want the gif to highlight Dinger’s head as he watches the flight of the ball. Maybe there’s a caption that flashes as Dinger’s head turns. “Oh, fiddlesticks!”, or something like that.

It’s so unbelievably bush league to have a mascot trying to distract the opposing pitcher. It pisses me off every time I see it. More importantly, it pisses off God. I would like a .gif of Dinger realizing what he’s done.

by Grant Brisbee on Oct 12, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

how could something so annoying be something that I’ve never seen or heard of before now?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been done against the Giants a few times.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on Oct 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you haven’t watched the ninth inning of enough games at Coors Field?

Seriously, it happens like every game. It’s awful.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 12, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use adobe premiere and then export the movie as gif

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 13, 2009 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd do it

but I’m similarly clueless when it comes to .gifs.

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

SOFAKING MIKE YOUR SERVICES ARE REQUIRED

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant, thanks for pointing out Dinger’s head turn — this has been the best part of my morning… better than 1,000 O’Reilly mash ups on YouTube.

by Every6thDay on Oct 13, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

by Every6thDay on Oct 13, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

STOP

UR GONNA HURT IT"S FEELINGS… wait, he has no emotions, he’s a dumb dino

by PiKAgiant on Oct 13, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love how the design of the mask makes it look like Dingers’ mouth is agape. He looks stunned.

by Every6thDay on Oct 13, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

can I rec something more than once just this one time? God I love you

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who was that idiot kid (I couldn’t tell male or female) that kept jumping up and down behind home plate?

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see the Dodgers go down in a similar humiliating fashion

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I want the Dodgers to lose because Russell Martin forgot to touch first base on his walkoff single.

by sprdelfin on Oct 12, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO, KEEP IT GOING, sharks lose, warriors lose (preseason mind you), this week keeps getting better and better

by PiKAgiant on Oct 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

dont forget!

Niners got blown out! NEVER FORGET. FUCK YOU RODDY WHITE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Area = bad at professional sports

by Every6thDay on Oct 13, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep… we all suck here in the Bay Area

by PiKAgiant on Oct 13, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not you, or the people, or other industries, just the professional sports franchises. Even the Sharks. The only people who should get paid to choke are CIA interrogators.

by Every6thDay on Oct 13, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know what dude, you’re right, thanks for brightening my day actually. In all honesty, we’ve all slumped for what, 6 years for all sports? Except a good year by the Warriors in 2007 and 08, but is there ever a time we could be like the city of Pittsburgh, minus the Pirates>

by PiKAgiant on Oct 13, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sour grapes or not

Those Rockies can [bleep] my [bleep]; in case some people from Purple Row decides to visit our filthy blog. Rocktober is Rockover and I’m swallowing my sour grapes just fine.

May the Phillies advance to the WS on a Russell Martin passed ball after he made a throwing error with the runner stealing 2nd…

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 12, 2009 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, FUCKING STUPID FUCKING ROCKIES AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID FANBASE'S FUCKING AWFUL BLOG

FUCK

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is the second bleep necessary?

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 13, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Shane Victorino

But I hope he goes 4 for 5 with 5 RBIs during game one vs. LA in a win.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2009 12:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Victorino as in Victory

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 13, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

One bad thing about Phillies-Dodgers

We might get screwed out All Stars for 2010 because both Foghorn Leghorn (proven by the 122 Phillies in this year’s All Star Game) and Joe Torre love to put their own players in first.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2009 1:13 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL Leghorn

“Lucky I keep my players numbered for just such an occasion.”

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 13, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh

IDGAF. The all-star game is retarded

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 13, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were here when just about everyone bitched about Panda not making the team.

"All I know is right now, you comeback and do you dwell on that? I think you're man enough to take it, you're man enough to chew on it, to spit it out and you learn from it. ... I think winners let it go. I think losers dwell on it and talk about it all week and that screws you up for the next opportunity going forward." - Mike Singletary after the 49ers loss to the Vikings

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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