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Post-Game Recap: Giants Beat Diamondbacks

The Giants went 52-29 this season at home. Dang. I think they were messing around with the humidor.

This thread is reserved for positive feelings. To wit:


Rich Aurilia

#35 / First Base / San Francisco Giants

6-1

200

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Sep 02, 1971


Thanks for being a Giant, Richie.

But if you're in the mood to grumble, there's a thread for you over on the side.

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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When was this from?

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Judge Judy?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The show General Hospital in Dec 2003.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/11/23/SPGP03920R1.DTL

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, not even shopped?

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I thought that was the original in your line of shopping pictures.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should put Zito’s face on that fellow in the back row

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bemused Aurilia is bemused

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also looks skeptical

Skeptically bemused.

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he have an IMDB page

Serious juror is serious

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 1, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does but just for baseball: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1322164/

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Oct 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2002 World Series (2002) (V) …. Himself (San Francisco Giants)

I’ve never seen that show, didn’t it get canceled halfway?

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that was actually a horror/slasher film.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bobby (Ewing, not Bonds) came out of the shower and the season was declared a dream.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I remember watching that episode.

by pwoper on Oct 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So was the defendant guilty or innocent?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOR THE LAST TIME (FOR REALS THIS TIME)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, the good times. I’ll miss you Richie.

just wish I could have missed you earlier.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ Mayor

Actually, no. I won’t miss him. I respect him and think fondly of him for his first tour with the team. It is well past time for him to move onto his next chapter, and I wish him & his family well with their new phase. I’m sure they’ll be great, as he seems like a good guy.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just soo sums up the last 5-6 years Bonds was here and mostly healthy that my minds eye see Burks and Kent’s face in the back seat. those wrew great times.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Oct 2, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Figures that the suckiest guy of the three was the guy who managed to stay with us the longest.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t remember Raquel being quite so junoesque.

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freakin Chris Carpenter

5 shutout innings plus a Grandslam and a 2 run double

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Offensive stats don’t count.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless you are talking about 20 home runs.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean in general. That’s why we’re the best team in baseball.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite Giant during the Kent/Bonds years

thanks, Richie.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rich Aurilia: Good Giant.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farewell also to Molina and Winn, presumably. Good Giants all. But wow will I be glad to see them go.

by Evan on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy and Sabean returns so both return with multi-year deals.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’m resigned to Molina coming back at this point. I think it’s 50-50 on Winn.

by taliesin on Oct 1, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shea reporting sabean and bochy both back in 2010, formal announcement next week

by DruggyBear on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You would think Grant would link to something like that!

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/10/01/SPEC19VOOG.DTL&type=printable

by DruggyBear on Oct 1, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stupid link

by DruggyBear on Oct 1, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DruggyBear livin up to his/her hame.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you try posting links on 4 SOMA’s!!!!!!

by DruggyBear on Oct 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nazis invaded Poland.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Germans bomb Pearl Harbor

by TwoBagger on Oct 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shh. He’s on a roll.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Kaiser roll?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I thought my grandfather left Lodz because of the weather.

by TwoBagger on Oct 2, 2009 1:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a reference to the Animal House “Was it over…” speech.

by TwoBagger on Oct 2, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh

For some reason, the #1 GIS result for ‘Rich Aurilia’ is a SI cover featuring a shirtless, jacked up Nomar Garciaparra.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAWT

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meanwhile

this is a GIS result for “nomar garciaparra”.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy christ that is frightening

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol wut?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JERRI BLANK, NO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn’t look shopped.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O RLYA?

"The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! And they're going crazy. . . .oh, wait."

by They Might Be Midgets on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love this.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actual out-loud cackling at this.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a good game, and now I feel old. Thanks for the memories, Rich.

by sakbaum on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And for some reason this comes up for 'rich aurilia fake bunt'

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thinks thats Aurilia on the left

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snarf

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This could use a Zito face

Maybe the snake?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Oct 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it’d be a shame to lose any of those faces to get Zito’s in. Gold comedy is gold.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

S/he has something that’s fake and rhymes with bunt.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

an object that’s blunt?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nunt?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the female at the bottom was called “Woman” and she was later killed by her roided up husband, Chris Benoit.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is horrible.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to kill the mood.

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by Natto on Oct 2, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he also killed his autistic son and then committed suicide. That should lighten things up.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew! I feel so much better now.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I know

I was still watching wrestling at the time but was slowly drifting away from it. When that happened, it pretty much sealed it.

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by Natto on Oct 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s just as suprised as we are.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I was told this was the Tom Baker lookalike contest…why do I have to wear a leotard?”

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently nobody cares, but in 10 years:

31,638,270 fans and overall home record of 465-345 (.574). Best season was 2003 when they were 57-24 (0.703) at home (during the regular season).

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/has yet to visit this ball park

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not one of the 31,638,270?

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want to be just another statistic!

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think you can get a ticket on SW for cheap… place is pretty nice.

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m definately going next year (has said this before). Maybe for MCC night?

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One visit is a pilgrimage. 31,638,270 visits is a statistic.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(polite KGB-enforced clap)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Where do you live?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AZ

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…my plan was to see my first series there next week. Probably end up going next season though.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aha. Did you ever make it to Candlestick or are you a fan who’s never seen your own team play a home game?

My grandfather was like that – die-hard Cardinals fan, grew up in Colorado/Wyoming, lived in Seattle, Michigan, Maryland, Hawaii, Japan, and California while in the Navy, retired to the Bay Area – but never once set foot in St. Louis.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is dedication!

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back then there weren’t any teams in the mountain time zone, so the Cardinals were very popular throughout the Mountain West.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I’ve seen them play at home in Scottsdale. I have never been to SF. Someday.

/gets distant look in his eyes

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i.e. never been in the City?

/trying hard not to be a dick

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I’m not following. I’ve never been to San Francisco, CA.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no need to apologize. i am just being an asshole. when you come, the game ticket is on me. I sit in the field club.

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEET!

/adds capn to Christmas card list.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're going that route

it’s The City.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is this ‘city’ reference I’m not getting?

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

San Francisco’s local nickname is The City.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were not known for our creativity.

Actually we kinda are. ironic

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was San Fran

/ducks

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucka Free.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

’Frisco

/cringes

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO!

/Herb caen rolls over in his grave

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As long as you don’t say Frisco.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is that hated so much?

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it has redneckian connotations. Uneducated rubes that can’t pronounce the whole thing call it “Frisco” …but that could just be my particular prejudice.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, my Goombah cousins.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see. So my use of ‘SF’ above could have been taken that way as well.

I guess I understand the ‘toe the rubber in The City’ much better now.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never heard anyone complain about 'SF'

Then again, I’m from Santa Cruz, so what do I know.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Answer.com fail

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That answer is correct… it’s just that the people who call it that tend not to be San Franciscans.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some people also say shit like “irregardless” “should of” and “incidentces” that don’t mean it’s correct!

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your right... for all intensive purposes.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This little side thread

is going to be funner then all get up!

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 1, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your gonna hafta be more pacific.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's feast or phantom.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Supposebly

by younghutch on Oct 2, 2009 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I once witnessed the fabled prostrate prostate mix-up.

by grape on Oct 2, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I worked at a toy store, a co worker was demonstrating one of our octopus puppets to a customer. “And look,” she said, in a sales pitchery type voice, “it even has all eight testicles!”

by Merope on Oct 2, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a ballsy sales pitch.

by younghutch on Oct 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is doubly hilarious (to me at least) because who the heck thinks they need to point out that an octopus toy comes with a full eight tentacles? Are there cheap knockoff puppet octopi flooding the market that only have seven tentacles?

Sidebar: Puppet Octopi, good band name?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More of an album title.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is all really elitist bullshit. It is like people who went to “Virginia” having a seizure about saying UVA

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh. Same with “Chicago” and “U of C”. I dig saying “U of C” because most people hear that I spent three years doing UFC.

by grape on Oct 2, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always hated it cause it just didn’t sound right. Also, when people say Frisco, I automatically think of Frisco, TX.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s a Frisco, TX?

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess not every thing is bigger in Texas. Who would have think it?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Oct 2, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An actual Frisco, yes indeed.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roughriders! They have/had Justin Smoak, Elvis Andrus, Neftali Feliz, John Danks, Edison Volquez, Chris Davis…

And fireworks every Friday night! I already miss the baseball season.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BECAUSE IT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can say Frisco if you are a Hell’s Angel… otherwise, not so much.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, that's a good distinction.

Especially if he or she can drop a Hunter Thompson reference.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I mean I would be afraid to correct them… ‘hey, that Fricso on your bottom rocker looks stupid’

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Frisco” made a big comeback thanks to rap culture.

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet another gift from rap culture. I’ll put it on the mantle with my giant gold and diamond encrusted dental appliances.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More proof:

Baseball fans are old and white

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 2, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! Hey! Do that brand new thing!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 2, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frisco in da hows

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 2, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you biased against European-Americans of a certain age?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/www/pubs/gater/fall97/sept11/Frisco.html

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I live in the city and have always called that.

(full disclosure: I grew up in the east bay)

by TwoBagger on Oct 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Frisco!

/lives a city over from Frisco, TX

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never went there in my 3 1/2 years of school in Texas.

Also never went to Baytown, which would’ve made an interesting photo op

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 1, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since I’ve lived in Sac for way too many years. I usually say THE City

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s not just local… you can put it on a letter anywhere in the country, and it will get sent here.

by zuma420 on Oct 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you say “The City,” to someone in, say, New Jersey, it means New York/Manhattan. I’m sure that’s the case with a lot of different metropolitan areas, too.

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, on Staten Island ‘The City’ is Manhattan too.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When my dad lived in Greenwich Village in 1963,

“The City” still meant San Francisco.

I love this.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was your dad in the art department of Sterling Cooper?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL… no. He was working at a little nightclub called the Metropol, developing pictures that the camera girls would take and sell to the customers. Usually because the customers wanted to make sure no one (like, say, a wife) would ever see the pics.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s how the front of that jersey looks on Molina

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best uniforms ever!

“Where little cable cars… climb halfway to the stars… San Francisco…”

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, feel free to call San Jose "San Ho"

not that you’d ever come here or that there was much of a reason to…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We go to San Jose once or twice a year for Sharks games.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The little Giants?

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 1, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, right. good reason to come down here.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

San PantyJose.

/props to Doctor Donald D Rose

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 1, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I grew up listening to KFRC & Dr. Don Rose.

by Jakespaar on Oct 2, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SacraTOMAAAAAAAATO!!!! (boing)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

San Hose

This was how it was spelled on the shipping label of a service return box I got from out of state once when I worked in the service dept. down there.

by boogalou on Oct 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That really focuses the level of my douchiness

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yahoo Fantasy baseball has Lincecum ranked higher than Wainwright and Carpenter!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The "Cy Predictor" has Wainwright, Carpenter, and *sigh* Broxton ahead of Lincecum

http://espn.go.com/mlb/features/cyyoung

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ridiculous that there are 4 closers on there

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s ESPN for you.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, that’s not who they’re saying should win the award, that’s saying who Neyer and James (two very good writers) think the voters will choose.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So sorry cheno I didn’t know you worked there.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Lars!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the voters seriously don’t vote for closers as often as it says they do. They need to fix that.

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"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 1, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would take ALOT for me to ever vote for a closer.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only closers I can think of off the top of my head who won the Cy Young were Eric Gagne, Mark Davis, and Dennis Eckersley. I’m sure I’m forgetting others, though.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mariano never won one?

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hasn’t.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is amazing… in 2003 Gagne won it. Schmidt was 2nd, Prior 3rd and freaking Russ Ortiz was 4th (as a Brave) in the voting!

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember Joe Morgan arguing Russ Ortiz should win it because he had 21 wins.

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay….that’s Joe freaking Morgan though.

dude prolly thinks the earth is like flat and stuff.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The thing is, Joe Morgan wasn’t always quite as annoying as he’s become. That was one of the big signs he’d gone totally off his rocker.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wasn’t?

//is too young to remember that time//

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there was a time when there was no Moneyball or sabermetrics for him to rant about. Him ranting about such things are a big part of why he’s annoying, so…

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is actually a good point. Although he does still say some non-Moneyball/sabermetric stuff that is rather kooky.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, when he’s not going on about that, I actually enjoy him.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems to me like he’s a negative nelly all of the time.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only saw one Sunday Night Baseball broadcast with him and John Miller, but man, that was quite the contrast.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I enjoy it when he talks about technique, turning/breaking up double plays and stealing signs and what not.

He must have had quite the bag of tricks back in the playing days.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The man could play.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I barely remember his one season with the Giants.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously one of the greatest second basemen ever.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed

Seriously one of the greatest second basemen ever.

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by Goofus on Oct 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Eddie Collins

but Morgan is way up there

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by jponry on Oct 1, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was more than one guy?

Impressive.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BODY BIAS

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am always hesitant to say ‘greatest ever’ with baseball players since the history is so long nad the metrics are so arguable.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn Firefox and the text running off the screen… why I aughta…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, it was two seasons. in ‘81 he offered to play the outfield one time when injuries had hit pretty hard, and Frank Robinson told him, "Oh yeah? And who’s gonna throw it into second base for you?"

by Frank Williams Forever on Oct 1, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was…Fangraphs?…that had him as the second or third most WAR after Babe Ruth. I can’t remember where I saw this now. He had something like 100 WAR over his career (~70 ish will get you into the HoF).

(Disclaimer: I have no idea how they calculated WAR w/o defensive metrics, so it may not have been WAR that they used to evaluate people.)

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and the irony is… Sabermetric stats LOVE Joe Morgan way more than more traditional stats do.

by taliesin on Oct 1, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Marshall
Bruce Sutter
Steve Bedrosian
Sparky Lyle
Rollie Fingers
Willie Hernandez

by hokysmksbw on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Marshall confused the hell out of me until I looked him up, because to me, Mike Marshall was a Dodgers outfielder.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. He’s the one that dated Belinda Carlisle right?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not like we didn't already know it was bullshit

In the AL they have Greinke in 2nd to Felix Hernandez. Felix is awesome, but Greinke could very well be a unanimous pick for the Cy Young. And Broxton’s meltdowns should keep him out of the top 5.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO LIDGE!!!!!! Can’t trust it!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Giant, nice farewell

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They each have their stat deficiencies:

Timmeh: Wins

Carpenter: K’s and IPs

Wainwright: WHIP

by The Franchise on Oct 1, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Timmy: mileage from Bristol, CT

by mlb22 on Oct 1, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carpenter wins nearly every time he pitches = CY

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy with Pujols et. al. = wins nearly every time he pitches.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely.

Let’s factor OUT the offense.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once again, let's review the last TEN National League Cy Young Award Winners
EIGHT from Western division

TWO from Central division

ZERO from Eastern division

So, what were you saying about east coast bias?

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by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, I don’t think anyone in their right mind would argue that coverage of the Mets approaches the MLB/ESPN love-fest that is the saturation coverage of the Red Sox and the Yankees. If he’d been talking about the any AL award, then that might be true (especially if Sabathia gets to 20 wins).

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s no such thing as an east coast bias. The Red Sox and Yankees get too much coverage because that’s who the viewers care about and the viewers care about them because they always have the best teams. It’s that simple.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHIP? No one cares about that. Wainwright is going to win.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when did Wainright get so good? why’re the cardinals so good?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should. WHIP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WINZ

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want the Giants to be that good

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would guess Carpenter’s going to get it this year.

by GrooveGiant on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hes been phenomenal

but he did miss like half the year

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point.

by GrooveGiant on Oct 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Under 200 innings.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Wainwright might get it, but actually Timmy has more of a chance than I (or Rob Neyer) figured after the early knockout in Hell A.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carpenter was pulled after 5 innings in his start today. Basically a way for him to get another win, and keep that ERA low. Timmy was dominant through 7, and both inherited runners scored in the 8th. That’s fine, he will be even better next season.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope his fastball gets back a few mph’s. I know he’s tired after the long season.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 5:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is it that CSN Wrap

almost always has the complete opposite opinion of giants fans?

by kezargiants on Oct 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KNBR wrap >>> tv wrap

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although Kruk usually agrees with them.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Regardless of opinions expressed, the announcers are a lot more entertaining / amusing than Bip and Papa or whoever they have on tv now.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if they ever told Kuip he was going to be doing the wrap in TV. Judging from his make out sessions with the mic I’m saying no.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bip and papa are ridic

they want winn moliina AND randy johnson back

by kezargiants on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE GIANTS NEED TO GET BETTER OFFENSIVELY

LET’S BRING BACK WINN AND MOLINA

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by jponry on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEEDS MORE AURILLIA

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately the career high in home runs will support their maddness

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he had a tortilla chip on his mic sometime last season.

by kimmyg on Oct 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants fans, or the MCC?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am shocked, shocked to hear that gambling, etc.

You mean MCC is not a representative sample of Giants fans?!?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grumbling or gambling? We report, you decide.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

just the smart ones :) (myself, obviously, excluded)

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 2, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the good times, Rich.

There’s a spot on the Wall of Fame for you. Right next to JT!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There’s a spot on the Wall of Fame Post-Game show for you. Right next to JT!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with original and the edited!

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They might as well hire Kent and Bill Mueller to have a complete set.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kent?

That would be interesting

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kent: “Damn that guy sucks. Who put him in the a lineup anyway? An idiot, that’s who. I’m out of here, losers.”

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be refreshing

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Steve Young being disgusted about the performance he just saw in (x) Monday Night Football game.

The expressions on he’d get on his face as Emmitt would assault the English language next to him were by far the best part of the entire broadcast.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve young is awesome

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on Oct 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

preferrably right in front of JT. im sick of seeing the deer in the headlights expression on his face.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw

Username = win

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where’d you get those suits from? The toilet store?

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JT might be more comfortable with Aurilia.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia, I think...

Would be much better than Snow.
Partly because he actually has a personality.. And he can be funny… I’ve seen him.

And no, I’m not referring to his fake bunts and fake flies in the eye.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Oct 1, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JT: “uhhhhh”
Aurilia: “you know”

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, that’s where uh he uh should go.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(long awkward pause)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(long awkward pause continues)

by sfoakbay on Oct 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone ever seen The Shield? The 42 second pause as Mackey tries to collect himself?

That was a damn long pause.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pure. Genius.

Every episode was fantastic; the whole series was an absolute masterpiece worthy of Shakespeare; and the finale was one of the finest television films ever made. If I could, I would take ‘The Shield’ out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. The Wire (but only seasons 1-3) were just as good in my opinion.

Michael Chiklis really did have a tour de force in the last episode though. Damn good actor.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree that Season 5 of the Wire was disappointing, but I absolutely loved Season 4. It might have been my favorite.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Season 2 was hit and miss too.

Nothing wrong with Season 4.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 2, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Season 2 was flawed, but the good parts within that season were some of the best of the whole show. The only weak element was the unlikability of the Sobodka kids. It seems like I like it more than most people do.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Season 2 might have been the best written and produced produced season of them all. I really liked season 3 though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 2, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think Season 4 is the best and most heartbreaking of any of them.

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by groug on Oct 2, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh…………. ……. I agree

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goodbye Richie, Bengie and Dwight.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and Buster

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Probl…… I mean Fred

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Frandsen

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate, Bowker, anyone with more than 16 walks

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 walk today on our team

Bowker.. And he struck out looking. Back to Fresno.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That swinging strike out was pretty ugly.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

See ya tomorrow.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

Flemming’s talking about how he didn’t expect this kind of season from Lincecum after his poor first few outings – I’d totally forgotten about that.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He wasn't the only one

We should dig up those panicky Fanposts.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHATS WRONG WITH TIMMY!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sky is falling!

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

90 MPH

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG guyz he was around 92 only all game!!!

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we need an open awesome things Rich Aurilia did thread here.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He fake bunted that one time.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hit 30 bombs that one year with 200+ hits.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he came through in he clutch

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow! I did not know that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game was 100% Schmidt and Aurilia.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that J.T. Snow triple must’ve been something. In the pre-Molina era, he was about the slowest Giant.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop it!

You’re going to give me nightmares about a certain throw from Jeff Conine to Ivan Rodriguez.

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit :(

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/sends J.T. Snow home

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just made me sad.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 1, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds with a Fred Lewisesque night…

www.leaguelineup.com/lbucks24

by NuschlerFace on Oct 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was my birthday

by kingofthacove on Oct 1, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s a foodie

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he kicked ass in the 2001 All-Star voting

Rich Aurilia, SF 1,036,528
Barry Larkin, CIN 599,322
Rey Ordonez, NYM 512,107
Rafael Furcal, ATL 422,184
Neifi Perez, COL 371,309

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, Neifi and Ordonez in the top 5.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when the iRockies used to draw like crazy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that an Apple product?
iRockies?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, it’s a middle eastern product (Iraqi’s)

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CF Because
RF Naturally
3B I Don't Know
C Molina
2B What
LF Why
1B Who
SS I Don't Care
P Sadowski

by Spaghetti on Oct 1, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best of luck Richie

I really wanted at least one guy from the 2002 WS team to get a ring with the Giants. I don’t know, it just would have felt kind of nice. I grew especially attached to the 2002 team as they pulled so hard until the season got cancelled due to that bear uprising. It was nice to see you because it was nostalgic, but it’s time to move onto a new team and hopefully they have the same amount of talent you had.

Then i remember that ridiculous contract you asked for when you left for Seattle. Then I remember how long ago 2002 was. Suddenly i’m ready for 2010.

by Giant Voodoo on Oct 2, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you passed timmy a spleef, would he hit it?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you are joking, right?

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’ll take that as a yes

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a strong one

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course. He’d kill it, probably.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lemme see:
Long Hair? Check
Yup. He’d be down.

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 1, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That guy has an extreme longing for cake.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw how excited he got about your upcoming birthday.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He smells like flour.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that’s what they do on the road. Sit around in one hotel room, presumably with cake and Rock Star (I assume there’s at least one traveling game console) …

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean Rock Band, the video game, or Rock Star, the energy drink?

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Things I Do Not Know (a further selection)

1) Rock Star, the energy drink
2) Rock Band, apparently

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1) A horrible tasting drink that is horrible for you and makes you feel horrible

2) A semi-fun game where someone plays fake guitar, some plays fake drums, and someone sings

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone sings?

But not fake

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is 100% accurate.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, rock band makes me feel good about myself, i almost feel like a rock star! The singing though is pretty straight, so are drums

by PiKAgiant on Oct 2, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Winn has 665 games with the Giants?!

Oh please only let him play one more!

That would be hilarious.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Diamondback fans would love it.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they hate him?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a snake killer.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hadnt noticed

Mostly its Panda

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Panda does now, but in previous years, Winn slaughtered snakes.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont remember, but ill take your word for it

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, 11 HRs against AZ. I had forgotten what a Randy Winn HR looked like.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 1, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So has Randy Winn.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jebediah Springfield FTW!!

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is from my fantasy news

Pedro Sandoval, who was scratched from Tuesday’s lineup with a calf injury, returned to action on Wednesday and went 0-for-4 against the Phillies.

by NickGiantsROut on Oct 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah.

This is a list of Winn’s sins as compiled by DbacksSkins. I copied it and posted it here to much confusion.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 1, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha-ha

Rookie look like a fool day.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

'k

So…
Where’s my Sharks pre-game show?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, not for a while.

But if you’re hankering for some hockey in general, you can watch Habs-Leafs or Caps-B’s thanks to atdhe. Both games are just starting.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, mr merope has something rigged up to feed that through to the tv for the sharks game later on…

that ought to be about an encyclopedias worth of swear words.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel stupid asking this but idk how to change my profile name. Help?

by NickGiantsROut on Oct 1, 2009 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you have to make anew account

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And as a bonus, no one needs to know you’re new persona is the same one who asked the stupid question. It’s a clean start!

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bip gone?

Papa just blurted out something about “bye to Bip” before the telecast ended.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rich Aurilia was good at baseball

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i agree with grougthink

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Life of Brian is on right now…
It’s a “best of” show…
roflol

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it a 5 minute long episode?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are showing rainy opening day atm

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im watching

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 minutes would be 4 minutes and 55 seconds too long for a best of show.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Just showed Winn hitting a HR

weird

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: ROY voting...

All this Cy Young talk got me looking at some voting history for other post season awards. It is pretty amazing how variable the talent is. For instance check out the 2004 voting as compared to 2006:

2004 AL:
1 Bobby Crosby OAK
2 Shingo Takatsu CHW
3 Daniel Cabrera BAL
4 Zack Greinke KCR
5 Alexis Rios TOR
6 David DeJesus KCR
7 Ross Gload CHW
8 John Buck KCR
8 David Bush TOR
8 Nate Robertson DET
2004 NL
1 Jason Bay PIT
2 Khalil Greene SDP
3 Akinori Otsuka SDP
4 Aaron Miles COL
5 Matt Holliday COL
6 Kazuo Matsui NYM
6 Terrmel Sledge MON

2006 AL
1 Justin Verlander DET
2 Jonathan Papelbon BOS
3 Francisco Liriano MIN
4 Kenji Johjima SEA
5 Jered Weaver LAA
6 Nick Markakis BAL
7 Ian Kinsler TEX
2006 NL
1 Hanley Ramirez FLA
2 Ryan Zimmerman WSN
3 Dan Uggla FLA
4 Josh Johnson FLA
5 Matt Cain SFG
5 Andre Ethier LAD
7 Prince Fielder MIL
7 Takashi Saito LAD
9 Russell Martin LAD
9 Scott Olsen FLA
9 Anibal Sanchez FLA
9 Josh Willingham FLA

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zack Greinke was a rookie the same year that Jason Bay was?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard to believe… it is hard to be a Royal…

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So 2006 was a good year for rookies.

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by groug on Oct 1, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 2006 squad would destroy the 2004 one.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crosby. Yikes.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

1B Fielder
2B Kinsler/Uggla
SS Hanley
3B Zimmerman
OF Ethier
OF Markakis
OF Willingham
C Suck It

SP Cain/Verlander
CP Papelbon

Wow!

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not bad

almost as good as our lineup.

by Into the Void on Oct 1, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAR:

C: 1.9
1B: 6.2
2B: 4.3 (Kinsler)
SS: 7.4
3B: 6.8
OF: 2.5 (Ethier)
OF: 1.5 (Markakis)
OF: 2.6 (Willingham)

Even subtracting off a WAR because none of those OFs plays CF, that’s still 32.2 WAR, just based on the lineup. Throw in Verlander (7.9), Cain (3.5), and Papelbon (1.9), and you’ve got 45.5 WAR, even if everyone else (rotation, bench, bullpen) was replacement level. That team would go to the playoffs. That’s insane.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is it good for?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A damn good infield?

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this part makes me LOL

4 Aaron Miles COL
5 Matt Holliday COL

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the writers that year should be ashamed

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, Holliday’s season that year was barely above average.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His OPS was 837 as compared to Miles at .697.

Jason Bay had a sick year!

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez, look at all the Marlins.

Also, 2004 NL list #6 Dirtbag FTW! and #5 2006 AL. and #1 2004 AL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 1, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a nice game at the park. I really lucked out this year, attendance-wise; I came for a couple months in April and May, ended up staying the whole home season, got to go to the first home night game, and ended up seeing the last home game. The last home game was a lot better than the first one.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In years past we’ve done a first game / last game thing. Not this year. Again, stoopit crappy end the season at home in the middle of the week in the middle of the day booooooo!!!!

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s been a vindictive schedule all season.

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next years schedule looks better, though I didn’t check out the 4th of July part of it yet.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For fun

Here’s a panicky Lincecum velocity fanshot from the beginning of the season: http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/4/15/838741/lincecums-velocity-down

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goodbye cruel world.

LOL Baron

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there a fancy word for throwing oneself down the stairs? Like “defenestration” when dealing with windows?

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Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

geraldfordestration

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know any latin but my co-worker suggested something like suscalate, just a guess though

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goony googoo

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GTFO of here!

/Sanchez

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1985 was a looooong time ago.

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Images
by Tyrone Green.

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 2, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like someone wasn’t a fan of Daddy Day Care!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on Oct 2, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully the recent Madbum panic turns out to be just as unfounded.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is funny

The Giants are promoting 2010 season tickets on their website with this (note the bold):

On Deck Plan

Why should you step up to the plate now with a $750 per seat Season Ticket Wait List deposit? The new brand of Giants baseball, with MLB’s top pitching rotation led by Tim Lincecum & skilled position players like Pablo Sandoval & Eugenio Velez, will be very exciting for years to come. By placing your non-refundable deposit now, you’ll be locking your place in line when we start securing your preferred seat location in the ballpark. Whether you’re entertaining clients, rewarding employees, or creating fond memories with family & friends, AT&T Park will be the place to be for the 2010 baseball season. Dont delay, be a Gamer!

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

will they ever stop using “gamer?” It’s really embarrassing.

by Into the Void on Oct 1, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Giants,
Eugenio Velez is not good and likely never will be.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s better than you give him credit for.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could you please cite some (meaningful) stats that show how good he is?

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even if he is as good as his stat line is this year, he isn’t good.

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the point is that the presence of Eugenio Velez on the team is not going to make even one fan pick up their phone and order a season ticket.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it sounds better than...

“…skilled position players like Pablo Sandoval and…heck, there’s gotta be someone…I know, Juan Uribe! Wait…might not be back. Uh…Buster Posey? Heh, right. As if. Well, anyway, how about those pitchers!”

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 2, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which game?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today's Giants game

I was at work when it actually happened.

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 1, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, that game.

We’re waiting for endless commercials to end so we can watch some stinking hockey.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did they name the burrito guy captain?

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 1, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s an alternate.
Blake is captain.
I think…

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Directv dropped Versus. I can’t watch. It makes me sad.

On the other hand, I hear that if I call into Directv and complain, they’ll give me Center Ice for free.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 1, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but you still won’t be able to watch the sharks tonight
Mr Merope has got it streaming through adthe or whatever the hell that website is… through his laptop to the tv somehow.

It’s all smoke and mirrors to me.
Sharks are stanky right now though anyways
98.5 is the radio feed

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take care Richie.

"That feeling after you win and they raise your hand... it's like you have this energy that releases from your body, and it's like you mingle with the cosmos, and you feel omnipotent"

by woomikee on Oct 1, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Giant

Join the next coaching staff with JT, Nen, and Thompson.

co-dad of IshikaBOOM w/AfDC.
FIRE BOCHY FIRE MOLINA

by kennv on Oct 1, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there anyone left from the 02 team?

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 1, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A handful+ are still playing on other teams – Torrealba, Feliz, Russ, Livo, Nathan, Schmidt – but Richie’s the last one on the Giants roster.

by esseffgeez on Oct 1, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who’ll be last? Mah money’s on Lee-vawn. Dude is like a cockroach. Although he may have finally hit bottom this time around.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Schmidty and Russ are probably as good as gone now. I’m going to go with Joe.

by esseffgeez on Oct 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

arent Scott Eyre and Cody Ransom around too?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cody Ransom had A-Rod’s job for a hot second at the beginning of the season, til he got hurt. This video was pretty popular back in April.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, Giants, for overachieving in the wonderful “gray area” between “Sabean and Bochy fired” and “playoffs.”

Once again, fuck off.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 1, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So you’re saying you don’t like Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy?

by Into the Void on Oct 1, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH! Fuck you Giants for winning 86 games! ASSHOLES!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You joke, but I am dead serious. I would rather this team have won 70 games and be rid of the coach/GM than have the season we are currently having.

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 1, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s sad.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BtB once again ranked the Giants 23rd in its power rankings today. I’d expect no better than a 500 finish next year. I hope I’m wrong, but there’s going to be a serious regression.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think predicting 2010 without seeing what moves the team makes in the offseason is kind of silly. I mean we can assume Sabean will continue to be incompetent and unimaginative, but maybe Neukom will step up with his wallet now that he’s seen the team contend for a playoff spot.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

problem is

we’ve seen what Sabes does in FA. Not pretty

by DrStankus on Oct 2, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the goal is a sustained run of success, this season was an unmitigated failure for 2 reasons:

1) We were competitive, leading management to trade two prominent minor leaguers for two veterans who may not even be on the team next year.

2) It keeps Sabean around, who continues to reduce the probability of future wins with his FA signings, trading and fetish for veterans.

Besides, unlike some I can derive enjoyment from a team that loses more than it wins. There are silver linings, such as “Wow, Lincecum is good” and “we’re going to have a good draft pick this year.” Oh, and “Thank God Sabean is gone.”

Thing C

by markdash on Oct 1, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And 3) We didn't find out hardly anything about the youngsters this year.

As has been covered to the point of saturation on here, [fill in blank] didn’t get enough playing time to see what he could really achieve at this level. So we wasted a season of investigation. I guess that will be next cot damned year, when it SHOULD have been this year.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ Signs scribbles makes mark on bottom to endorse the 3 points.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Oct 2, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy the game more!

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now to lighten the mood
After the game, Giants rookies found their travel clothes replaced with zany costumes in an annual hazing ritual. Posey wore a St. Pauli Girl skirt with padded falsies and Madison Bumgarner was dressed as a giant bottle of ketchup.

Ketchup?

by esseffgeez on Oct 1, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaahah wtf?

I want pics

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they showed a little of it on the post game show, one of the guys had a bright yellow, weird, foam thing on, another one I saw was like a green/aqua ? superheroey type get-up.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent. I wonder if I still have the old hazing photo from rookie class ’06.

Matt Cain was a ballet dancer, Pat Misch a doll, Eliezer Alfonzo a Playboy bunny, Jonathan Sanchez a maid and Fred Lewis played a mini-skirt wearing taxi driver.

by esseffgeez on Oct 1, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(I apologize for the quality of these shots. It was chaotic.)


by kdl on Oct 1, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice!

Whos mustard?

and whos the black guy? Guzman?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mustard = Dan Runzler
Black guy = Merkin Valdez

by kdl on Oct 1, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O I C....

That would explain the weird, bright yellow, made out of foam thing I saw.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scooby-Doo= Schierholtz?

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know, I can’t tell, and couldn’t tell then either. There was one other person dressed up who was, as far as I could tell, a staff person. So, maybe Scooby Doo was also a staffer?

by kdl on Oct 1, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe that guy was Posey?

we haven’t seen him.

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nate isn’t a rookie.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer Guacamole

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perv.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t relish that suggestion.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/rimshot

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sriracha!

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, for the record:

Posey: Curly white wig, short, flouncy skirt in red satin with white lace trim and a top I couldn’t see
Rohlinger: Robin of Batman & Robin (old school)
Whiteside: Superman (it was AWESOME)
Guzman: similar to Merkin; purple dress, really high cut on the sides, long white wig (he was totally working it, it was hilarious).

I can’t figure out Scooby Doo.

Also, Runzler and MadBum walked right by the crowd of fans, rather than sneaking out through the back. I give them mad props.

by kdl on Oct 1, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Frandsen a rookie? Because Scooby looks pissed.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baggs says Waldis is Scooby Doo

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looool

I always love this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 1, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmfao

Rookie hazing is always good for some lulz.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC WIN

Gracias.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 2, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

That’s awesome.

by pwoper on Oct 2, 2009 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy looks like hes going to a KISS funeral

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 2, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beanie Timmy > suit Timmy

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 2, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Tim looked just a bit too much like Michael Jackson.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got a long haired dark sun glasses buddy holly

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 2, 2009 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Panda is amused.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Bumgarner

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 2, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey should have told them since they didn’t let him play, he doesn’t have to be involved in this embarrassment. Maybe next year.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buster Posey

looks like the St. Pauli girl! He’s precious!

A girl on the interwebz and fan of the pantaloons.
Real men don't wear batting gloves.

by GiantsBabe on Oct 2, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you turn the bottle over without shaking well

it goes FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that IS zany!

How delightfully madcap

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa that’s wacky!
waka waka!

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More importantly

who would have known that David Letterman was such a chick magnet?

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

$$$ does that to people

by Merope on Oct 2, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fame doesn’t hurt either.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

power helps, too.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 2, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS TEAM

But yeah, thanks Richie. It was a pretty OK season, but it could have been a lot better if the guys they’re bringing back hadn’t been running the team into the ground.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, deserved all-star and hacker extraordinaire
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs

by bondslegend on Oct 1, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DRINK!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Oct 2, 2009 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...

this was his reaction after hearing the news about the Botchy/Sabean re-signings?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAD?!?

I THOUGHT HE WAS RIVER RAFTING!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said he was going hiking in the Appalachians!

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 1, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has to be in Florida

/checks

yep

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond. MIA List: Todd Jennings, Brian Anderson
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on Oct 1, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man

Florida is the gift that keeps on giving.

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie

many thanks for all the good memories

-papa

A hearty thank you to Rich Aurilia for all the good memories, and to the Niners for finally getting the uni's (mostly) right.

by wjackalope on Oct 1, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aww, this is sad. Empty nest syndrome.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 1, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was wearing very dark sunglasses after the game when hugs were going around

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love tim kurkjian

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

timmy picken’ timmy

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rich Aurilia:

-Made his debut as a September call-up vs the Expos in 1995, the same year the strike ended. That’s a long time ago.
-Hit the first-ever interleague grand slam, off the Angels’ Allan Watson in 1997.
-Went crazy in 2001 in Barry’s shadow, leading the NL in hits with 206 and earning an All-Star nod and a Silver Slugger.
-Set a NL record for shortstops with his 14 RBI in the 2002 postseason.
-Was a good Giant and will be fondly remembered now that he isn’t albatrossing the current roster.

A very sincere thank you, Richie.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to hug Panda. No homo, but, like seriously.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me that “no homo” was ironic.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 2, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s from Kanye…. Or maybe someone before him

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 2, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cam’ron

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 2, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, I’m aware of it’s (depressing yet comical yet depressing again) existence as a phrase. I’m hoping that particular use of it was ironic.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 2, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PANDA HUGGZIES!

--
Long ago they came west over the mountains, and I have rooted for them years uncounted; and together through many ages of this world we have fought the long defeat.

by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is adorable.

by kimmyg on Oct 2, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Blowers for Manager!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha my buddy just sent me that

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on Oct 1, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go to sleep my little time bomb!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Professional Athletes For Christ's Sake want to know!

From the ’Pit GDT:

why is sandoval so fat. he is a professional athlete for christs sake.

by txzona on Oct 1, 2009 1:52 PM MST reply actions 0 rec

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 1, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The only smart thing John Kruk has ever said

“I’m not an athlete, I’m a ballplayer”

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 1, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn’t he say that on the Letterman show?

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 2, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 1, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This is magic. Pure magic.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 2, 2009 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Theyll come back again. And when they do, Im gonna cut yo name right into him. Im gonna cut yo name right into him.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC WIN

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 2, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Richie

My brother and I drove up from Visalia to see Richie’s last game at home as a Giant and we certainly were not disappointed. He deserved the five standing ovations he received – he was a heck of a Giant – those bash years batting in front of Bonds, the look he would get any time he got knocked down and his inevitable well hit ball following said knockdown, his grit and determination at shortstop and any other position he played. You could tell he was emotionally touched by the fans’ response and that he really wanted to get a hit today – at least he got an RBI. Thanks for the memories Rich and you deserve your spot on the Giant Wall of Fame once you retire.

by APGiantsFan on Oct 1, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

thank you richie

you gave us some great memories in your heyday and will always be remembered for your awesome. you deserve whatever accolades you get

by sfoakbay on Oct 1, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uggh

Seriously, Bochy? Baggs postgame notes

That said, Molina caught Tim Lincecum on Thursday and he’ll start at least one game this weekend in San Diego. Buster Posey will start one, too.
"Buster, he’s got a great future ahead of him," Bochy said. "A few games here, I don’t know what kind of difference it makes. But I do know Bengie and Eli did a good job helping us contend and I didn’t want to shut them down, either."

Wow… Only one start for Buster? How does this man have a managing job, again?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Oct 2, 2009 12:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 2, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy just has to keep twisting the knife.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 2, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, give Bengie one start, fine.

BUT WHITESIDE?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"AT LAST I AM A PARENTS." - Buster

by jponry on Oct 2, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

INORITE. This last 6 weeks has been a shitty ending to what WAS a fun season. Now even when we are mathmatically NOT in this thing he still plays the vets.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 2, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see giving Bengie the nod yesterday, as it may be his last home game as a Giant. The last three games should be played by Posey.

by Jakespaar on Oct 2, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You gotta give next year’s starter some starts or he’ll get surly.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea how Baggs finds the time to read McC but he does

so hi Baggs!

I can sense the angst coming from mother’s basements all over the Bay Area now that Bruce Bochy and Brian Sabean are unofficially returning

by kimmyg on Oct 2, 2009 1:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m curious to know just how many Bay Area homes have basements.

"El once, chico. Eleven."

by Juan Primo on Oct 2, 2009 5:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he reads his comments.

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 2, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: jeeze waking up for class this morning and walking to class, i think i was still drunk, oh man, worst feeling in the world, it’s terrible. Fantastic season at home guys

by PiKAgiant on Oct 2, 2009 8:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

worst feeling, or BEST FEELING EVER

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 2, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, you need help.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!

by cheno on Oct 2, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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