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Post-Game Recap: Giants Beat Diamondbacks

The Giants went 52-29 this season at home. Dang. I think they were messing around with the humidor.

This thread is reserved for positive feelings. To wit:


Rich Aurilia

#35 / First Base / San Francisco Giants

6-1

200

R

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Sep 02, 1971


Thanks for being a Giant, Richie.

But if you're in the mood to grumble, there's a thread for you over on the side.

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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

When was this from?

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judge Judy?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The show General Hospital in Dec 2003.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/11/23/SPGP03920R1.DTL

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, not even shopped?

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought that was the original in your line of shopping pictures.

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should put Zito’s face on that fellow in the back row

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bemused Aurilia is bemused

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also looks skeptical

Skeptically bemused.

Why do San Francisco teams insist on having terrible offenses? Frank Gore and Pablo Sandoval can't do it all.

by GiantPain on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he have an IMDB page

Serious juror is serious

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 1, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does but just for baseball: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1322164/

Nobody likes money

by fwoty oz on Oct 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002 World Series (2002) (V) …. Himself (San Francisco Giants)

I’ve never seen that show, didn’t it get canceled halfway?

Win the inning.

by Scooter Ellis on Oct 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that was actually a horror/slasher film.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby (Ewing, not Bonds) came out of the shower and the season was declared a dream.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I remember watching that episode.

by pwoper on Oct 1, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So was the defendant guilty or innocent?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on Oct 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE LAST TIME (FOR REALS THIS TIME)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, the good times. I’ll miss you Richie.

just wish I could have missed you earlier.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ Mayor

Actually, no. I won’t miss him. I respect him and think fondly of him for his first tour with the team. It is well past time for him to move onto his next chapter, and I wish him & his family well with their new phase. I’m sure they’ll be great, as he seems like a good guy.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just soo sums up the last 5-6 years Bonds was here and mostly healthy that my minds eye see Burks and Kent’s face in the back seat. those wrew great times.

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Oct 2, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Figures that the suckiest guy of the three was the guy who managed to stay with us the longest.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t remember Raquel being quite so junoesque.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freakin Chris Carpenter

5 shutout innings plus a Grandslam and a 2 run double

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Offensive stats don’t count.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you are talking about 20 home runs.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean in general. That’s why we’re the best team in baseball.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Giant during the Kent/Bonds years

thanks, Richie.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rich Aurilia: Good Giant.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Farewell also to Molina and Winn, presumably. Good Giants all. But wow will I be glad to see them go.

by Evan on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy and Sabean returns so both return with multi-year deals.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m resigned to Molina coming back at this point. I think it’s 50-50 on Winn.

by taliesin on Oct 1, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

shea reporting sabean and bochy both back in 2010, formal announcement next week

by DruggyBear on Oct 1, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

You would think Grant would link to something like that!

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

DruggyBear livin up to his/her hame.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you try posting links on 4 SOMA’s!!!!!!

by DruggyBear on Oct 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nazis invaded Poland.

Jesse Foppert: I Still Believe. Maybe a little less now.
"I've come to the conclusion that the two most important things in life are good friends and a good bullpen." ~Bob Lemon,

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Germans bomb Pearl Harbor

by TwoBagger on Oct 1, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shh. He’s on a roll.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I thought my grandfather left Lodz because of the weather.

by TwoBagger on Oct 2, 2009 1:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s a reference to the Animal House “Was it over…” speech.

by TwoBagger on Oct 2, 2009 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh

For some reason, the #1 GIS result for ‘Rich Aurilia’ is a SI cover featuring a shirtless, jacked up Nomar Garciaparra.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

HAWT

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile

this is a GIS result for “nomar garciaparra”.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy christ that is frightening

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

by scout6 on Oct 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

JERRI BLANK, NO!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t look shopped.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

O RLYA?

"The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! And they're going crazy. . . .oh, wait."

by They Might Be Midgets on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
FREDEMPTION 2009

by neurofarm on Oct 1, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual out-loud cackling at this.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a good game, and now I feel old. Thanks for the memories, Rich.

by sakbaum on Oct 1, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And for some reason this comes up for 'rich aurilia fake bunt'

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I thinks thats Aurilia on the left

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snarf

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could use a Zito face

Maybe the snake?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on Oct 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’d be a shame to lose any of those faces to get Zito’s in. Gold comedy is gold.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

S/he has something that’s fake and rhymes with bunt.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

an object that’s blunt?

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nunt?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the female at the bottom was called “Woman” and she was later killed by her roided up husband, Chris Benoit.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is horrible.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Way to kill the mood.

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by Natto on Oct 2, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

he also killed his autistic son and then committed suicide. That should lighten things up.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whew! I feel so much better now.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

I was still watching wrestling at the time but was slowly drifting away from it. When that happened, it pretty much sealed it.

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by Natto on Oct 2, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just as suprised as we are.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I was told this was the Tom Baker lookalike contest…why do I have to wear a leotard?”

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently nobody cares, but in 10 years:

31,638,270 fans and overall home record of 465-345 (.574). Best season was 2003 when they were 57-24 (0.703) at home (during the regular season).

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has yet to visit this ball park

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

not one of the 31,638,270?

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to be just another statistic!

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you can get a ticket on SW for cheap… place is pretty nice.

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m definately going next year (has said this before). Maybe for MCC night?

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One visit is a pilgrimage. 31,638,270 visits is a statistic.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

(polite KGB-enforced clap)

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Where do you live?

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

…my plan was to see my first series there next week. Probably end up going next season though.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

aha. Did you ever make it to Candlestick or are you a fan who’s never seen your own team play a home game?

My grandfather was like that – die-hard Cardinals fan, grew up in Colorado/Wyoming, lived in Seattle, Michigan, Maryland, Hawaii, Japan, and California while in the Navy, retired to the Bay Area – but never once set foot in St. Louis.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is dedication!

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back then there weren’t any teams in the mountain time zone, so the Cardinals were very popular throughout the Mountain West.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I’ve seen them play at home in Scottsdale. I have never been to SF. Someday.

/gets distant look in his eyes

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i.e. never been in the City?

/trying hard not to be a dick

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I’m not following. I’ve never been to San Francisco, CA.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no need to apologize. i am just being an asshole. when you come, the game ticket is on me. I sit in the field club.

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET!

/adds capn to Christmas card list.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 1, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're going that route

it’s The City.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 1, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is this ‘city’ reference I’m not getting?

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Francisco’s local nickname is The City.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
Adopted Giant: FREDEMPTION Lewis

by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were not known for our creativity.

Actually we kinda are. ironic

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was San Fran

/ducks

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucka Free.

Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)

by tk on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Frisco

/cringes

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

/Herb caen rolls over in his grave

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 1, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you don’t say Frisco.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is that hated so much?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it has redneckian connotations. Uneducated rubes that can’t pronounce the whole thing call it “Frisco” …but that could just be my particular prejudice.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, my Goombah cousins.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see. So my use of ‘SF’ above could have been taken that way as well.

I guess I understand the ‘toe the rubber in The City’ much better now.

Mustache. Grow one. - Steve Balboni

by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never heard anyone complain about 'SF'

Then again, I’m from Santa Cruz, so what do I know.

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by EliminateMe on Oct 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Answer.com fail

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That answer is correct… it’s just that the people who call it that tend not to be San Franciscans.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people also say shit like “irregardless” “should of” and “incidentces” that don’t mean it’s correct!

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

your right... for all intensive purposes.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This little side thread

is going to be funner then all get up!

The baseball Satanist

by thehavenot on Oct 1, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your gonna hafta be more pacific.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's feast or phantom.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once witnessed the fabled prostrate prostate mix-up.

by grape on Oct 2, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I worked at a toy store, a co worker was demonstrating one of our octopus puppets to a customer. “And look,” she said, in a sales pitchery type voice, “it even has all eight testicles!”

by Merope on Oct 2, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a ballsy sales pitch.

by younghutch on Oct 2, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is doubly hilarious (to me at least) because who the heck thinks they need to point out that an octopus toy comes with a full eight tentacles? Are there cheap knockoff puppet octopi flooding the market that only have seven tentacles?

Sidebar: Puppet Octopi, good band name?

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 2, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

More of an album title.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is all really elitist bullshit. It is like people who went to “Virginia” having a seizure about saying UVA

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Same with “Chicago” and “U of C”. I dig saying “U of C” because most people hear that I spent three years doing UFC.

by grape on Oct 2, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always hated it cause it just didn’t sound right. Also, when people say Frisco, I automatically think of Frisco, TX.

His name's Clayton, not Danny.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Frisco, TX?

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess not every thing is bigger in Texas. Who would have think it?

That’s it! Katie bar the door for this 79 win team is star crossed! And I am loving it.

by daveinexile on Oct 2, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

An actual Frisco, yes indeed.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roughriders! They have/had Justin Smoak, Elvis Andrus, Neftali Feliz, John Danks, Edison Volquez, Chris Davis…

And fireworks every Friday night! I already miss the baseball season.

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE IT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on Oct 1, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say Frisco if you are a Hell’s Angel… otherwise, not so much.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that's a good distinction.

Especially if he or she can drop a Hunter Thompson reference.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I mean I would be afraid to correct them… ‘hey, that Fricso on your bottom rocker looks stupid’

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Frisco” made a big comeback thanks to rap culture.

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 1, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yet another gift from rap culture. I’ll put it on the mantle with my giant gold and diamond encrusted dental appliances.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

More proof:

Baseball fans are old and white

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 2, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Hey! Do that brand new thing!

WHY IS BOCOCK?!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 2, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frisco in da hows

Blehhh!

by Giant Homer on Oct 2, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you biased against European-Americans of a certain age?

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 2, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/www/pubs/gater/fall97/sept11/Frisco.html

I don't know anything about minor league players, so I adopted the Coke Bottle, and it's totally grown on me.
Get rid of Bochy and Sabean, it's time for something new.

by ringleader3 on Oct 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in the city and have always called that.

(full disclosure: I grew up in the east bay)

by TwoBagger on Oct 1, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Frisco!

/lives a city over from Frisco, TX

El Presidente Larry Baer's epitaph
"Nothing important ever happened without me."

by ResDog on Oct 1, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never went there in my 3 1/2 years of school in Texas.

Also never went to Baytown, which would’ve made an interesting photo op

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 1, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since I’ve lived in Sac for way too many years. I usually say THE City

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not just local… you can put it on a letter anywhere in the country, and it will get sent here.

by zuma420 on Oct 1, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you say “The City,” to someone in, say, New Jersey, it means New York/Manhattan. I’m sure that’s the case with a lot of different metropolitan areas, too.

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, on Staten Island ‘The City’ is Manhattan too.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

When my dad lived in Greenwich Village in 1963,

“The City” still meant San Francisco.

I love this.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was your dad in the art department of Sterling Cooper?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL… no. He was working at a little nightclub called the Metropol, developing pictures that the camera girls would take and sell to the customers. Usually because the customers wanted to make sure no one (like, say, a wife) would ever see the pics.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s how the front of that jersey looks on Molina

by DrStankus on Oct 1, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best uniforms ever!

“Where little cable cars… climb halfway to the stars… San Francisco…”

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, feel free to call San Jose "San Ho"

not that you’d ever come here or that there was much of a reason to…

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We go to San Jose once or twice a year for Sharks games.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, right. good reason to come down here.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 1, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

San PantyJose.

/props to Doctor Donald D Rose

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on Oct 1, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

I grew up listening to KFRC & Dr. Don Rose.

by Jakespaar on Oct 2, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

SacraTOMAAAAAAAATO!!!! (boing)

Meet my new son: Sundrendy Windster, on the Curacao-SF express (via Arizona).

by EliminateMe on Oct 2, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

San Hose

This was how it was spelled on the shipping label of a service return box I got from out of state once when I worked in the service dept. down there.

by boogalou on Oct 2, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That really focuses the level of my douchiness

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo Fantasy baseball has Lincecum ranked higher than Wainwright and Carpenter!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The "Cy Predictor" has Wainwright, Carpenter, and *sigh* Broxton ahead of Lincecum

http://espn.go.com/mlb/features/cyyoung

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ridiculous that there are 4 closers on there

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s ESPN for you.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, that’s not who they’re saying should win the award, that’s saying who Neyer and James (two very good writers) think the voters will choose.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sorry cheno I didn’t know you worked there.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Lars!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the voters seriously don’t vote for closers as often as it says they do. They need to fix that.

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by jponry on Oct 1, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would take ALOT for me to ever vote for a closer.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only closers I can think of off the top of my head who won the Cy Young were Eric Gagne, Mark Davis, and Dennis Eckersley. I’m sure I’m forgetting others, though.

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

mariano never won one?

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t.

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is amazing… in 2003 Gagne won it. Schmidt was 2nd, Prior 3rd and freaking Russ Ortiz was 4th (as a Brave) in the voting!

by capn on Oct 1, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Joe Morgan arguing Russ Ortiz should win it because he had 21 wins.

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay….that’s Joe freaking Morgan though.

dude prolly thinks the earth is like flat and stuff.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, Joe Morgan wasn’t always quite as annoying as he’s become. That was one of the big signs he’d gone totally off his rocker.

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t?

//is too young to remember that time//

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there was a time when there was no Moneyball or sabermetrics for him to rant about. Him ranting about such things are a big part of why he’s annoying, so…

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is actually a good point. Although he does still say some non-Moneyball/sabermetric stuff that is rather kooky.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when he’s not going on about that, I actually enjoy him.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems to me like he’s a negative nelly all of the time.

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only saw one Sunday Night Baseball broadcast with him and John Miller, but man, that was quite the contrast.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy it when he talks about technique, turning/breaking up double plays and stealing signs and what not.

He must have had quite the bag of tricks back in the playing days.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man could play.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barely remember his one season with the Giants.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 1, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously one of the greatest second basemen ever.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed

Seriously one of the greatest second basemen ever.

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by Goofus on Oct 1, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Eddie Collins

but Morgan is way up there

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by jponry on Oct 1, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was more than one guy?

Impressive.

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by groug on Oct 1, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BODY BIAS

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by Natto on Oct 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am always hesitant to say ‘greatest ever’ with baseball players since the history is so long nad the metrics are so arguable.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Firefox and the text running off the screen… why I aughta…

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it was two seasons. in ‘81 he offered to play the outfield one time when injuries had hit pretty hard, and Frank Robinson told him, "Oh yeah? And who’s gonna throw it into second base for you?"

by Frank Williams Forever on Oct 1, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was…Fangraphs?…that had him as the second or third most WAR after Babe Ruth. I can’t remember where I saw this now. He had something like 100 WAR over his career (~70 ish will get you into the HoF).

(Disclaimer: I have no idea how they calculated WAR w/o defensive metrics, so it may not have been WAR that they used to evaluate people.)

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and the irony is… Sabermetric stats LOVE Joe Morgan way more than more traditional stats do.

by taliesin on Oct 1, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Marshall
Bruce Sutter
Steve Bedrosian
Sparky Lyle
Rollie Fingers
Willie Hernandez

by hokysmksbw on Oct 1, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Marshall confused the hell out of me until I looked him up, because to me, Mike Marshall was a Dodgers outfielder.

Brian Sabean wants to kick tires. I want to kick Brian Sabean.
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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. He’s the one that dated Belinda Carlisle right?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like we didn't already know it was bullshit

In the AL they have Greinke in 2nd to Felix Hernandez. Felix is awesome, but Greinke could very well be a unanimous pick for the Cy Young. And Broxton’s meltdowns should keep him out of the top 5.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO LIDGE!!!!!! Can’t trust it!

I R 5

by say hey nation on Oct 1, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Giant, nice farewell

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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GET THAT VORP AND WHIP SH!T OUTTA HERE!!!

by baetown415 on Oct 1, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

They each have their stat deficiencies:

Timmeh: Wins

Carpenter: K’s and IPs

Wainwright: WHIP

by The Franchise on Oct 1, 2009 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy: mileage from Bristol, CT

by mlb22 on Oct 1, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpenter wins nearly every time he pitches = CY

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

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by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy with Pujols et. al. = wins nearly every time he pitches.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

Let’s factor OUT the offense.

Ya know...ignorance really IS bliss.
Well - I do , anyway.

by victor frankenstein on Oct 1, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once again, let's review the last TEN National League Cy Young Award Winners
EIGHT from Western division

TWO from Central division

ZERO from Eastern division

So, what were you saying about east coast bias?

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by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don’t think anyone in their right mind would argue that coverage of the Mets approaches the MLB/ESPN love-fest that is the saturation coverage of the Red Sox and the Yankees. If he’d been talking about the any AL award, then that might be true (especially if Sabathia gets to 20 wins).

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no such thing as an east coast bias. The Red Sox and Yankees get too much coverage because that’s who the viewers care about and the viewers care about them because they always have the best teams. It’s that simple.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHIP? No one cares about that. Wainwright is going to win.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did Wainright get so good? why’re the cardinals so good?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should. WHIP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WINZ

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Giants to be that good

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would guess Carpenter’s going to get it this year.

by GrooveGiant on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes been phenomenal

but he did miss like half the year

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Under 200 innings.

Utter frustration and futility.

by Johnny Disaster on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wainwright might get it, but actually Timmy has more of a chance than I (or Rob Neyer) figured after the early knockout in Hell A.

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carpenter was pulled after 5 innings in his start today. Basically a way for him to get another win, and keep that ERA low. Timmy was dominant through 7, and both inherited runners scored in the 8th. That’s fine, he will be even better next season.

The 1st pitch is the best

by Tay on Oct 1, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope his fastball gets back a few mph’s. I know he’s tired after the long season.

No Edgar, it's not your fault, it's the fault of the idiot that plays you

by rxmeister on Oct 2, 2009 5:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it that CSN Wrap

almost always has the complete opposite opinion of giants fans?

by kezargiants on Oct 1, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

KNBR wrap >>> tv wrap

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although Kruk usually agrees with them.

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by cheno on Oct 1, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regardless of opinions expressed, the announcers are a lot more entertaining / amusing than Bip and Papa or whoever they have on tv now.

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by jcb9 on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they ever told Kuip he was going to be doing the wrap in TV. Judging from his make out sessions with the mic I’m saying no.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bip and papa are ridic

they want winn moliina AND randy johnson back

by kezargiants on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GIANTS NEED TO GET BETTER OFFENSIVELY

LET’S BRING BACK WINN AND MOLINA

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by jponry on Oct 1, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately the career high in home runs will support their maddness

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Oct 1, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he had a tortilla chip on his mic sometime last season.

by kimmyg on Oct 1, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants fans, or the MCC?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan

Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD! STFD!

by greatgiantfan on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am shocked, shocked to hear that gambling, etc.

You mean MCC is not a representative sample of Giants fans?!?

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by shanghaijim on Oct 1, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grumbling or gambling? We report, you decide.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

just the smart ones :) (myself, obviously, excluded)

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by bondslegend on Oct 2, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the good times, Rich.

There’s a spot on the Wall of Fame for you. Right next to JT!

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a spot on the Wall of Fame Post-Game show for you. Right next to JT!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with original and the edited!

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might as well hire Kent and Bill Mueller to have a complete set.

I still believe in Bowkermania.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent?

That would be interesting

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kent: “Damn that guy sucks. Who put him in the a lineup anyway? An idiot, that’s who. I’m out of here, losers.”

by chilibean_3 on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be refreshing

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Steve Young being disgusted about the performance he just saw in (x) Monday Night Football game.

The expressions on he’d get on his face as Emmitt would assault the English language next to him were by far the best part of the entire broadcast.

Schadendodgerfreude 2009!

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on Oct 1, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve young is awesome

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by bondslegend on Oct 1, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

preferrably right in front of JT. im sick of seeing the deer in the headlights expression on his face.

I'm a man

by Wes_Mantooth on Oct 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

Username = win

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by GrahamCrakalaka on Oct 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’d you get those suits from? The toilet store?

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT might be more comfortable with Aurilia.

by Merope on Oct 1, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia, I think...

Would be much better than Snow.
Partly because he actually has a personality.. And he can be funny… I’ve seen him.

And no, I’m not referring to his fake bunts and fake flies in the eye.

by AmorVincitOmnia on Oct 1, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT: “uhhhhh”
Aurilia: “you know”

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

by SFGuy on Oct 1, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, that’s where uh he uh should go.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 1, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

(long awkward pause)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(long awkward pause continues)

by sfoakbay on Oct 1, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone ever seen The Shield? The 42 second pause as Mackey tries to collect himself?

That was a damn long pause.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pure. Genius.

Every episode was fantastic; the whole series was an absolute masterpiece worthy of Shakespeare; and the finale was one of the finest television films ever made. If I could, I would take ‘The Shield’ out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit... Maybe.

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 1, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. The Wire (but only seasons 1-3) were just as good in my opinion.

Michael Chiklis really did have a tour de force in the last episode though. Damn good actor.

by speckops on Oct 1, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Season 5 of the Wire was disappointing, but I absolutely loved Season 4. It might have been my favorite.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Season 2 was hit and miss too.

Nothing wrong with Season 4.

Please hit better, Randy Winn.

by oldjacket on Oct 2, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Season 2 was flawed, but the good parts within that season were some of the best of the whole show. The only weak element was the unlikability of the Sobodka kids. It seems like I like it more than most people do.

Merkin Valdez? Manuel Mateo? A rose by any other name...

by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Season 2 might have been the best written and produced produced season of them all. I really liked season 3 though.

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by cheno on Oct 2, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Season 4 is the best and most heartbreaking of any of them.

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by groug on Oct 2, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh…………. ……. I agree

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by jhiat00 on Oct 1, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye Richie, Bengie and Dwight.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Oct 1, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply