OT: lolcat luv
This is my first post and I'm sorry if it is kinda lame but it's the offseason and a Friday so go easy on me. I recently had a conversation with a friend of mine about lolcats where he basically told me I am weird for collecting lolcat pictures and if I wanted to be "normal" I should just get a cat. I think I have the text of the conversation somewhere. Ok I found it:
Me: i have a pretty impressive collection of cat pictures on my hard drive
Jerk Friend: i bet. you're so weird. you know that right?
Me: what is normal?
Jerk Friend: if people want a cat they get a cat. they don't collect pictures of cats as if you're a 12 year old who can only get porn from free websites and he saves them to his hard drive. normal would be to get a cat.
Me: Ouch
Jerk Friend: all i'm saying is don't be weird, stop collecting pictures of cats
What an asshole! I should also mention this dude doesn't like the Giants or baseball in general (I'm still trying to figure out why I am friends with him in the first place). I was beginning to think maybe he was right until I discovered McCovey Chronicles. Not only is it by far the best Giants blog/forum I have ever read, there seems to be quite a few people who also have some love for the lolcats. So I thought it would be fun to create a post and see just how many lolcat pics we can collect in one place.
So come on, show your lolcat pride and post some pics!
This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.
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I love lolcats but I vote this worst thread of 2009.
by xanthan on Jan 9, 2009 8:30 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
+1
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 9, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him.
by deuce deuce on Jan 9, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
effin’ A, Cotton. Effin’ A!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 9, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Not Funny. Blood.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jan 9, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOLCATS R SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Using a lolcat picture in the midst of an otherwise “normal” thread requires a timing and subtlety that can only be obtained after years (okay, days…alright, hours….OKAY MINUTES…SHEESH!) of introspection and experience.
It helps if the locat has a caption that, at the very least, has a passing relation to the comment against which it is applied.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2009 8:41 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I own a cat, my cat is far less entertaining than lolcats. The cat rarely puts on an amusing expression (or any expression other than vaguely pissed or asleep). Also, lolcats do not require boxes of poop in your apartment.
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 9, 2009 8:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 9, 2009 8:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
They look like dinosaurs
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 9, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No worries
’tis a good Friday post.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 9, 2009 9:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I don't collect them myself
but sure they’re amusing. Nevertheless, this thread is basically this
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Jan 9, 2009 9:26 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nice pics everyone!
I’ll throw another into the mix

by Norm Median on Jan 9, 2009 9:29 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
+1
wow i laughed way too hard at that
by Giant Voodoo on Jan 9, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to her right hand?
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 9, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That cat looks like it’s 2 seconds away from biting her nose off
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 9, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that cat looks like Cartman
I am thinking Mr. Kitty wasn’t really a Mr.
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 10, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“everyone” = Norm Median
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jan 9, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i can give you one of my cats for free, then you can create your own lolcats. really, they’re just like the pictures.
by druncan on Jan 9, 2009 9:30 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m not allowed to have pets. It’s in my lease. It’s in pretty much every lease in SF. I’ll have to wait until I can buy a place before getting a cat.
by Norm Median on Jan 9, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really enjoying everyone's cat pictures
Keep it up!

by Norm Median on Jan 9, 2009 10:09 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I get it!
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 9, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t get it.
(jk)
Side OT: I received the new Indiana Jones in the mail from NetFlix last night and watched the first hour or so before I went to bed. I wasn’t very impressed (despite low expectations) does it pick up in the last hour?
by xanthan on Jan 9, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn’t get any better.
There was actually a pretty funny South Park episode about how bad that movie was.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 9, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
SPOILERS ALERT.
Highlight the text below:
The OMG NUKED FRIDGE scene made me want to die
by xanthan on Jan 9, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but is it any more outlandish than surviving a freefall using only a liferaft?
by Natto on Jan 9, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know! They are both pretty outlandish things.
by xanthan on Jan 9, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
the idea of a leather-clad, whip-wealding archaeologist fighting nazis and commies is pretty outlandish. it’s still pretty entertaining though.
i’d say the most outlandish thing is the invisible walkway from the last crusade.
by druncan on Jan 9, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
+1,000,000
Proud adoptive parent of Tim Alderson.
by Anticon23 on Jan 9, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the storyline with Cartman & Butters was even better than the Indy storyline
“BUTTERS YOU DON’T SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE BALLS, THAT’S JUST WRONG!”
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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 9, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, man, the worst part was when...
(I’m not an expert in HTML so if my spoiler shows up, sorry. Skip ahead duh.)
… Indy is in the quicksand and he yells at the demented professor to go get help, then the professor comes back with the Nazis. Well fucking no way! You mean in the middle of the fucking jungle, a few hundred yards from the Nazis you just escaped from, he only found the fucking Nazis to help him? Who could have seen THAT SHIT COMING???
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Jan 9, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Meh, I enjoyed the movie, but I can see why people don’t like it. I certainly see the flaws, but it’s entertaining to me which was all I required of it.
by Natto on Jan 9, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We’ll see, like I said, I haven’t seen the last hour. The first hour was OK but it just seemed overly by-the-numbers. I don’t think it’s the worst movie ever, just it hasn’t been very enjoyable so far.
by xanthan on Jan 9, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The biggest thing that irked me was (Spoiler warning)
Marion’s relatively diminished role. She doesn’t really get to do much other than trade barbs with Indy once in a while and give us that nostalgic high.
by Natto on Jan 9, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I would agree with the spoiler comment, but I think that was the intent. Make the original viewers happy, and hopefully capture some new younger ones with the premise of the new character.
I have this debate with my kids and their significant others frequently. My younger daughter’s husband ( who is an avid comic book graphic novel fan and can’t wait for “Watchmen” ), have had various types of disagreements regarding movies. IMHO, your expectations going into the movie/film make the difference.
I went into that movie expecting some action fun, a decent script, and good story-telling. Having seen the originals as a much younger man, I thought that they did a pretty good job of wrapping up a few loose ends from the original, and setting up opportunity for the new character. I’ll give it a “paying attention in the seat guy” review.
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“I would agree with the spoiler comment, but I think that was the intent.”
Maybe in the last version of the draft, but in Frank Darabont’s script, Marion played a much larger role. Here’s how it was described in the above-linked G4 review:
“Perhaps the biggest difference in the script is the treatment of Marion Ravenwood. First off, she doesn’t spend the entirety of the story standing in the background grinning like she’s happy to have a job. She’s the Marion we came to know and love in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and her story arc is so much more believable in this script that it’s a night-and-day experience.”
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by Josh from Hollywood on Jan 9, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I humbley defer and give the floor to the respected poster from Hollywood…..
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That movie lost me
when Shia LaBeouf befriended a bunch of monkeys while catching up to a speeding car chase by swinging on vines.
by Norm Median on Jan 9, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shia Lebeouf is far more watchable when Megan Fox is next to him for the entire movie.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 9, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
VERY THIS
If anyone hasn’t seen Eagle Eye, just go ahead and keep not seeing it.
by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not just any monkeys...
Greaser monkeys!
by The Double Deuce on Jan 9, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What about the Soc monkeys!?
(it’s been a while since I thought about The Outsiders, so I hope I got that right)
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 11, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The film is part of Sunday's Bad Movie Night...
at the Darkroom. They do a live MysteryScienceTheater3000-style roast of a film each Sunday night. My buddy Mikl-em is one of the roasters this week.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 9, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the last half hour was pretty terrible. Overall, didn’t like it that much. But then, I’m not a huge indiana jones fan.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jan 9, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DON'T GET IT?????
Oh, jk. Alright.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Jan 11, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You mean your cat pictures since no one else has posted any.
by xanthan on Jan 9, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Finally!
Thank you. Man, if I have to post five pics for every one someone else posts I better get to work.
by Norm Median on Jan 9, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t be weird. Stop collecting pictures of cats.
Actually, lolcats crack me up.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jan 9, 2009 10:55 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Totally. Liking lolcats is not weird. Weird is decorating your house with ripped up doll parts.
by Norm Median on Jan 9, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes. Saw that on No Reservations.
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 9, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That movie made me want to barf.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 9, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
movie?
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 9, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have not seen it. And do not plan to.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jan 9, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about the Anthony Bourdain show on the Travel Channel. I don’t know about any movie.
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 9, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, there’s a show and a movie. I’ve seen neither, actually. (They’re not related)
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jan 9, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome show. Maybe next Friday a “Tony Bourdain luv” post will pop up.
by Norm Median on Jan 9, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Proud adoptive parent of Tim Alderson.
by Anticon23 on Jan 9, 2009 11:09 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
DOGS RULE CATZ DROOL!

moar funny pictures
FYI, her name’s Lucy and is pretty much the most entertaining dog ever.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 9, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Zoe said to say "hi" to Lucy
Our friends babysat her while we were gone skking. They love drassing her up and taking pics of her.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jan 9, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Since it wasn't an option in the poll
Randomly telling a friend you have a pretty impressive collection of cat pictures on your hard drive is weirder than actually having said collection
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jan 9, 2009 12:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'll just be a dick and say
Stop fucking propagating 4chan BS. The website is the epitome of what is wrong with the internet and lolcat pictures do nothing but destroy brain cells.
by positiveuphemism on Jan 9, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

(You had to have known something like this was coming)
by Natto on Jan 9, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe every post should start with “I’ll just be a dick…”
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jan 9, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Of course...
but I also had to slam 4chan because it really IS the heart of the suck of the internet now. Lolcats only helps the site grow. The place is a cesspool that has a lot of people who like cats (which is cool) but really could use a good boot to the head.
by positiveuphemism on Jan 9, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

moar funny pictures
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 9, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What’s with all these fat cats? Don’t people know how to care for an animal?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 9, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
looks shopped
Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.
by kennv on Jan 9, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 11, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
almost every internet meme originated on 4chan. A lot of people aren’t even aware of it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 9, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you can check out this comprehensive list of memes that trace back to 4chan.
by Natto on Jan 9, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jan 10, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to reply to this, but instead
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lolcats r awesome
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Jan 9, 2009 1:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 9, 2009 4:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 10, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Jan 9, 2009 5:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This is what I think of your friend


"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 9, 2009 9:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That’s disturbing
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jan 10, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And yet
You can’t look away.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 10, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He's a loathesome, offensive brute.
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by WalrusMan on Jan 11, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
I think I’m insulted, here.
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by BruteSentiment on Jan 12, 2009 9:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s nuts
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 11, 2009 8:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Took a lot of balls to post that pic
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jan 11, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but nobody will remember him for it. That kind of pic just doesn’t stand the testes of time.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 12, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
People will be dangling the question for years to come.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 12, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
love lolcats
but threadz omgz too many
by bondslegend on Jan 9, 2009 10:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Okay, the "seriously Dude, WTF?"
is now my screensaver…. It goes with my feeling for the start of 2009.
"It hurts sooooooo... good!"
by Baybear on Jan 11, 2009 12:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I am now thoroughly freaked out after reading this thread.
by sharks on Jan 12, 2009 7:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Forget the cats...bring on the dogs!

see more puppies
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