Depressing new ESPN salary tool
Mark Texeira equals my annual salary after 1 hit or 3 ABs. Suddenly, I feel very statistically insignificant.
about 3 years ago
Rusty the Robot
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You needs to get pregnant!
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 6, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
Mark Texeira equals my annual salary after 1 hit or 3 ABs. Suddenly, I feel very statistically insignificant.
Honestly, that means you’re doing pretty well for yourself. It’s every .35 hits or 1.15ABs for mine!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
I have a good agent. I’m still collecting royalties from Old Navy and the Giants from my one year at the yard.
by Rusty the Robot on Jan 6, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
ahh.. The Island of Misfit Mascots
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
Last year Barry Zito...
…made roughly my salary 3 balls into his first walk.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
CC doesn’t even have to pitch half an inning to get my salary. I would have to work into my Thousands to make what CC makes in a year! Shit, those are my golden years, I hope I am retired by then!
I can haz homerunz!
If it makes you feel any better...
…you don’t look a day over 900.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
Shitty
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2009 11:19 PM PST reply actions
Wow
It said CC will have to pitch longer than Satchel Page did to equal one year of my salary.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
How long was Satchel Page?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
Whenever this topic comes up, I just tell myself:
35,000 people don’t pay money to watch me do my job.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 7, 2009 1:58 PM PST reply actions
exactly
these guys can generate billions of dollars for their employers doing something not many can do. if we did that, we could get paid millions, too.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 8, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
it only takes CC
.52 walks to make about what I earn in a year
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
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