Depressing new ESPN salary tool
Mark Texeira equals my annual salary after 1 hit or 3 ABs. Suddenly, I feel very statistically insignificant.
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Rusty the Robot
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C.C. earns my yearly salary
With each out he records.
The 2008-2009 offseason is driving me sane!
by hairball on Jan 6, 2009 3:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You needs to get pregnant!
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Jan 6, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
C’mon there are some gays in MLB. There was Billy Bean, Glenn Burke so there’s gotta be some more in the game. Wasn’t Piazza out in front a story and then soon married?
by wilriv21 on Jan 6, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Texeira equals my annual salary after 1 hit or 3 ABs. Suddenly, I feel very statistically insignificant.
Honestly, that means you’re doing pretty well for yourself. It’s every .35 hits or 1.15ABs for mine!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jan 6, 2009 3:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I have a good agent. I’m still collecting royalties from Old Navy and the Giants from my one year at the yard.
by Rusty the Robot on Jan 6, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Jan 6, 2009 4:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ahh.. The Island of Misfit Mascots
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
C.C. Sabathia could pay for 10 student’s entire education (out-of-state tuition) at the University of Oregon in one game.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 6, 2009 4:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Last year Barry Zito...
…made roughly my salary 3 balls into his first walk.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
by EliminateMe on Jan 6, 2009 4:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And what really hurt was that it was the other team’s pitcher batting.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Jan 6, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CC doesn’t even have to pitch half an inning to get my salary. I would have to work into my Thousands to make what CC makes in a year! Shit, those are my golden years, I hope I am retired by then!
I can haz homerunz!
by jbowl on Jan 6, 2009 5:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
If it makes you feel any better...
…you don’t look a day over 900.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
by EliminateMe on Jan 6, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I worked for 10 years at my current income, I could earn roughly one of CC Sabathia’s wins.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2009 5:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don’t let ’em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make ’em be Giants and Dodgers and such
by wilriv21 on Jan 6, 2009 5:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side, it’ll only take me a few years to earn what Lincecum makes in a year.
by Natto on Jan 6, 2009 8:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
By then, he’ll probably have gotten a raise, though.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 6, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You will need to work 306.67 years in order to make CC Sabathia’s annual salary
uugh
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 9:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Shitty
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 6, 2009 11:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but Timmy has to get over 33 Ks to make my salary. I make that dude work hard for 3+ games…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Jan 6, 2009 11:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
It said CC will have to pitch longer than Satchel Page did to equal one year of my salary.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Jan 7, 2009 12:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
How long was Satchel Page?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 7, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whenever this topic comes up, I just tell myself:
35,000 people don’t pay money to watch me do my job.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 7, 2009 1:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
exactly
these guys can generate billions of dollars for their employers doing something not many can do. if we did that, we could get paid millions, too.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 8, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it only takes CC
.52 walks to make about what I earn in a year
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Jan 7, 2009 3:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
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