Athletes with Illegitimate kids: Randy Johnson?
by NeifiChicken on Jan 5, 2009 12:09 PM PST
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http://www.faniq.com/blog/Athletes-With-Illegitimate-Kids-The-Comprehensive-List-Blog-17243
Don't really know how legitimate this list is, but I've certainly heard some of these stories before (Malone's are legendary). When looking through this list what really caught me by surprise was Randy Johnson, as I had never heard anything about this before. I'm not making a moral judgement or anything, well maybe on Karl Malone and Shawn Kemp, but still, just interesting this gossip stuff isn't a bigger story for ESPN considered how tabloidish they have become.
Or maybe this list is just full of BS, although I'd bet most are probably true.
SOme other surprises:
-Scott SKiles
-Dwight Howard
-Vladamir Guererro
-Walter Herrmann
And yet, Barry Bonds is still the most morally reprehensible man to ever play sports, right?
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Yeah, there was some news article a year or two ago that mentioned that. Apparently, a girl came forward saying she was RJ’s illegitimate daughter. Ah, here it is: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/12050948/ Figures something like this would pop up when he was a Yankee.
by Natto on Jan 5, 2009 12:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
I was hoping this link would show me what Randy Johnson’s illegitimate daughter might look like.
shudder
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You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Jan 5, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
are we allowed to say "illegitimate" anymore?
though, I suppose it is better than “bastards.”
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 5, 2009 12:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
they don't call him the Big Unit for nothing...
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 5, 2009 12:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
They don’t call him Randy Johnson for nothing…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 5, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They don’t call him penis for nothing…
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by WalrusMan on Jan 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They don’t call you that for nothing either.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 5, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If they called you that, it would be for nothing
Ooo burn!
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by Goofus on Jan 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If they called my penis that, though, it would be for something.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 5, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sandoval and Molina are rotund little guys… Pair them up with Randy, and we could have ourselves a Johnson and two balls. That’s a phallic battery, man!
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Jan 5, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man
Even though I don’t know what the kid’s mother looks like I still hope the kid takes after her over Randy.
by Norm Median on Jan 5, 2009 12:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Is there a particular reason we shouldn't suspect Walter Herrmann?
actually, he could be Randy Johnson’s daughter.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 5, 2009 12:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
If you had just posted that with the caption "Randy Johnson's daughter"
I might have believed you.
After all, the “Bobcats” are probably a high school girls’ team, right?
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jan 5, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
UNCONFIRMED – Dominique Wilkins – reportedly played so long in the NBA because, according to a Magic front office employee, he was paying money on 20 paternity suits.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 5, 2009 12:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Don’t really know how legitimate this list is
I’m not sure if you started the post that way intentionally or unintentionally, but it made me laugh.
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jan 5, 2009 12:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
umm, let’s just say it was intentional
by NeifiChicken on Jan 5, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Illegitimate Child
Has to be the one of the grossest terms in the English language.
That is all.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 5, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
True. I prefer OOW!
(out of wedlock)
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 5, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OoW… I’ve heard good things about that Legend of Zelda game.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 5, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Legend of Zelda: Out of Wedlock
Rated ‘M’ for Mature
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Jan 5, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Get the Giant Wallet to carry up to 1000 rupees and 10 condoms.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 5, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fortunately, I don’t have any empty bottles at present.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Comic Mischief
Link’s new sidekick: Leisure Suit Larry.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Jan 5, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you prefer bastard?
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 5, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Illegal alien
That’s always been one of the most offensive, for me.
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by hairball on Jan 5, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Me Too. I hate paying taxes for government services that support many of them.
by giantsrainman on Jan 5, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rather Instead Of "Hate" Substitute "Offended By"
by giantsrainman on Jan 5, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you know, you and I may disagree on Pablo Sandoval, Matt Kemp, and James Loney, but now this is something we could discuss over a beer one day
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jan 5, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, let’s not go opening this can of worms.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 5, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, come now, I don’t think that immigration is an issue that too many people get emotional or excited or offended over!
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by jcb9 on Jan 5, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
if you don’t think that you must be a xenophobic racist bigot!!!
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jan 5, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When you come for ST
THAT’S one topic you better not bring up with Joe Shlabotnik.
It’s a hot one here , what with the border fences , our sheriff’s midnight City Hall raids , coyote freeway gunbattles , deaths in the desert , border properties overrun , hospital indigent budgets disappearing at both ends , drunken calliope music played at concert levels all night in neighborhood parties , wages being driven down , etc.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 5, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I went to Burning Man once...
Wait.., that’s not what you’re talking about, is it?
by Rox Girl on Jan 6, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If I went , I'd yak about it.
Sorry , McLennan broke my genuflector or I’d be flashin’ sacred signs to the “Grant” from Gunnison.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He Still Capitalizes Everything.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 5, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer "Illegal Allen"
Who I picture with Allen Watson’s face.
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by jcb9 on Jan 5, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve always thought “illegal alien” would be the term you’d use for Zaphod Beeblebrox if he visited Earth without the proper paperwork.
by Merope on Jan 5, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer “foreign-born undocumented under-served lower-wage migrant guest workers who live in the shadows and represent the changing population” – it’s such a simpler more direct term and people immediately know who you’re talking about.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 5, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just think it's weird
Terms like Negro or Kike are universally seen as offensive – to the point that anyone who uses them is assumed to be a bigot – even though “negro” is just Spanish for “black”, and nobody’s sure what “kike” means. On the other hand, you don’t need any historical context to understand why Illegitimate Child is an offensive term, and yet nobody has a problem with using it.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 6, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you’re a real bastard for bringing that up
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jan 6, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think illegitimate child is pretty offensive
Illegal alien however is a statement of fact. If you are in this (or another) country illegally, that is what you are. It’s not a judgment of you as a person.
A child born out of wedlock is no less legitimate of a person than any other person on this planet.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my parents were married when I was conceived but that has never caused anybody to view me as legitimate.
by FluLikeSymptoms on Jan 6, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I replied to the wrong NSJB comment. Point still stands. hairball – can you explain why you think Illegal alien is an offensive term?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 6, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Illegal alien = Felon, Fugitive, etc.
It is a description of your legal status/ condition. It may not be very flattering and may have negative connotations, but it is a fact regardless.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You could say the same thing about “illegitimate child,” which above you say is offensive. Look up “illegitimate” on dictionary.com and the first definition, from Random House, is, “born of parents who are not married to each other; born out of wedlock: an illegitimate child.”
So, it’s not a very flattering term and has negative connotations, but it’s also a statement of fact, is it not?
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by jcb9 on Jan 6, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
That word “Illegitimate” is now used mainly in the context of an “illegitimate child”, which is why it’s the first definition that appears in dictionaries, but that’s not the point – what’s important is the reason we call kids who were born out of marriage “Illegitimate”, and that has to do with the original meaning of the word, which is, “not normal”, “not lawful”. Referring to children as not normal or lawful is what’s offensive to me, especially when you consider that that’s the way American law had been treating them until just ~30 years ago.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 6, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To clarify
I do agree it’s an offensive term. I’m just trying to draw a parallel between that phrase and FairweatherFan’s interpretation of “illegal alien” as unflattering but accurate. Like you say, until fairly recently, the government did treat children from unmarried parents as not normal/lawful, so in that historical sense, it is an accurate description.
Like I said, it’s also an offensive description. The point I was ultimately hoping to make is that a phrase can be technically accurate but still offensive.
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by jcb9 on Jan 6, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You Kow What - Every One Needs To Develope Thicker Skin
We all are offended way to easily. In fact all the political correctness really “offends” me.
by giantsrainman on Jan 6, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And You , My Capitalizing/Moistening Friend
..need to proofread for air roars. They really ear a tate me.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I used to be really anti-PC, but then I realized that there is being PC, and there is being “PC,” and that most people can’t tell the difference between the two and that regardless of how I meant the things I was saying, I was still saying offensive things.
Political correctness is a good thing. But the rule with anything has to be “don’t be psychotic about it.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes people fail to distinguish between “Being PC” (silly and pointless) and “Being Polite” (a good thing).
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 6, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been waiting for this.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A shame for them.
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by WalrusMan on Jan 6, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I poop on Macs.
Or I would, but it’s too expensive.
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 6, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’ll have to buy iPoop first as well as pay a monthly poop fee.
by Natto on Jan 6, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t for get to upgrade your OS first and spend three hours getting transferred around tech support!
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 6, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 7, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What’s the difference between being PC and being “PC?”
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by WalrusMan on Jan 6, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you’re being PC, it means you actually know what the words you’re not saying mean, and not saying them because of that. If you’re being “PC” it means you’re just afraid of what the words you’re not saying mean, and aren’t saying them because of that.
It’s not really so clean as all that, but that’s the barest bones way that I can deconstruct it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 6, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If “political correctness” means telling people not to say certain things in certain ways because it offends them, and you’re telling people not to say things because they’re “politically correct” and you don’t like that, aren’t you ultimately practicing political correctness too?
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by jcb9 on Jan 6, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't You Catch The Irony Of Me Being "Offended" By Others Being Offended?
That said, I do think the offended should toughen up and accept the offenders the way they are just as the offenders should lighten up and accept those they are offending the way they are. Tougher skin, not just PC is the answer. But, in reality I am not offended either way. Do as you please.
by giantsrainman on Jan 6, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of irony, GRM is lecturing me on missing a joke.
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by jcb9 on Jan 6, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a concept in sociology called “master status” – basically, a master status is a characteristic that is used to define a person’s entire identity. A lot of characteristics can be a master status – say, being Black. Or being a child molester. Sometimes, the way we describe characteristics can affect whether they’re seen as master statuses or not – and you can argue, I think, that that’s the case with immigration. If you say someone is “an illegal immigrant” or “an illegal,” the semantic implication is that the person him/herself is illegal – of course, it’s not their existence or identity that’s illegal – it’s their unauthorized presence in the country. That, I think, is what probably bothers most people. That and the fact that, in common usage, alien=nonhuman.
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by jcb9 on Jan 6, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I definitely understand your point, and I think it’s an important one. I just think that in this case, it has more to do with our flawed language. There’s basically no short way in English (or any other language AFAIK) to say “one who immigrated illegally”. So we say "illegal immigrant" but we really mean that his immigration was illegal, not his existence. But still, I agree that it’s very problematic.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 6, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I do understand your point
But I guess I draw a distinction in this case because it is a description of fact. Calling someone a ex-con is also an unflattering potential “master status” with all sorts of negative connotations, and each is equally valid as a description of a person.
I guess it comes down to perception. People don’t like being called illegal aliens, sure – but they are and it is a tangible verifiable fact. People don’t like being called illegitimate children – but that is based on someones judgment of whether or not a marriage makes a child “legitimate” or not.
“Illegitimate child” is judging someone, whereas “Illegal alien” is a statement of law.
Eh, it’s hard to describe. You probably would never refer to anyone you knew personally as either – but I do think in terms of media etc. that “Illegal alien” is 100% acceptable while “Illegitimate child” is not.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I figured it out.
“Illegitimate Child” implies that something about the child is illegitimate, illegal, or otherwise wrong. Certainly, that’s not the case in our modern semi-enlightened society.
“Illegal Alien” implies that something about the foreign person (alien) is illegal, which is 100% true (their residency status).
The implication says it all.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There was a huge scandal at my school last year because someone put up a sarcastic flyer confronting the terms “Islamo-Fascism” and “Militant Islam”. He was arguing that the terms were harmful because they unfairly connected all Muslims to terrorism and fascism. Your thoughts?
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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 6, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well
It seems as if those terms would be attempting to describe a certain subdivision of a larger group, like orthodox catholic or jew.
Describing something as “Militant Islam” should cast no negative shadow on Islam as a whole any more than the description of “Militant Christian” casts a negative light on Christianity as a whole.
Now whether or not it is accurate to describe certain subdivisions of Islam as Militant or Fascist is really besides the point, but I’m fairly certain that is what gets people up at arms when these types of terms are used, not the terms themselves.
There are certainly Militant and Fascist subdivisions of nearly all world religions. I don’t think using the term implies any negativity to the religious group as a whole.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
use the words “illegitimate” and “child” apart and people won’t be offended. You can’t really do that with “kike” (other than talking about the word itself, perhaps) and less so with “negro” (which, I would argue, isn’t universally offensive.)
it might be archaic and old-fashioned, but illegitimate child isn’t even close to being in the same category as derogatory racial/religious terms, though that doesn’t mean it can’t be offensive to some people.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 6, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you’re right here, but it occurs to me that there are a number of racial or ethnic slurs that are harmless if reduced to their constituent parts – “red” and “skin” aren’t offensive on their own, or “slant” and “eyes,” or “wet” and “back.” But put together they’re still slurs.
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by jcb9 on Jan 6, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Also Shut Up You RedEyed WetSkin.
by giantsrainman on Jan 6, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ribbet.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t really understand what’s your point.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 8, 2009 7:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish you had asked me this question so I could turn it into a penis joke.
I just don’t feel comfortable joking about nostocksjustbonds’ penis, though. However, I think I’d feel pretty comfortable joking about the rest of your penes. Except for the women’s, of course.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer "Little People"
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 5, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Condoms
There’s a reason that shit was invented.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jan 5, 2009 1:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’m not quite sure how they are defining “illegitimate.”
It used to be illegitimate just meant born out of wedlock – I know of pro athletes that have had kids without being married, but they were still involved in the children’s lives, one eventually married the mom. Hell these dads were more involved in their children’s lives than my “legitimate” dad ever was in mine!
Then again…. those guys who have 56 kids by 52 different mothers maybe should look into some sort of ummm surgery, and maybe a little counseling? but I don’t think having 1 or even 2 illegitimate children necessarily makes you a horrible, evil, person.
by Merope on Jan 5, 2009 1:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I believe Labron James has 3 children out of weblock from his girlfriend.
A McC newcomer but not outstanding.
by SFGuy on Jan 5, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I always considered the plight of Larry Bird’s oldest daughter the saddest of the National Bastard Association’s legitimacy issues that SI reported on in the late 90s. She was the product of a relationship he had in high school or college there in Indiana, and as soon as he joined the Celitcs, the mother and daughter were summarily dismissed. The saddest part was the picture of her leaning out of a pickup truck window: looked exactly like the old man, but without the lifestyle or relationship to go with it.
by VidaWantsYourCar on Jan 5, 2009 1:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Bird's kid actually isn't a bastard...
..they were married at the time. He didn’t just dismiss them when he hit the bigs either, they divorced when he was still at Indiana State. Never missed a child support payment, but wanted no relationship with his kid.
by Bitter Fan on Jan 5, 2009 2:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Monster
Was watching BET the other day and they did something on this murderer street gangster named Kody “Monster” Scott. He was the love child of Rams former running back Dick Bass.
by wilriv21 on Jan 5, 2009 2:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dick Bass
Probably also fathered Brian Bocock
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by ThrillisGone22 on Jan 5, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well
I know plenty of people who have had children w/o being married. That is an entirely different story than knocking up 15 different women over the course of a few years.
Accidents happen, but the latter is no accident. Of course, one has to wonder wtf these women are thinking as well.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 5, 2009 3:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
They Are Thinking - He Is Rich So If I Can Get Pregnant I Can Get Some Of His Money
by giantsrainman on Jan 5, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
bitches.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 5, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not all of them.
My ex – who admitted five years later that she hadn’t , in fact , “forgotten to take the pill” – was brainwashed raised Mormon. I think they have a quota.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 5, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sing it with me
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!
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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 5, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Care to elaborate?
No , really.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 5, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
from South Park
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 5, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 5, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the day's first guffaw!
Ah do loves me some animated parody of actual insanity , and they serve it up all regularlike.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, they’re thinking $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 5, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why so serious?
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Jan 5, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Far out , man.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 5, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What do you say to the chick
that comes to you the next day and says, “Guess what!? I just got laid by Randy Johnson!!”
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Him?
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Jan 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Laugh out loud while walking away?
by chilibean_3 on Jan 5, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Question
If Randy Johnson and Ann Coulter had a baby, would it have the boniest neck of all time?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This would be the most disgusting visual mentioned on McCovey Chronicles EVER.
A McC newcomer but not outstanding.
by SFGuy on Jan 5, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! A proud achievement
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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 5, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
But it would have the biggest Adam’s Apple in history.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 5, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad..
I don’t know who Ann Coulter is, nor do I want to do a image search either.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Jan 6, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She's actually not horrendous looking
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Ann_Coulter_2007_(Cut_image).jpg
Other than being a facist, and all.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I Think I Would Prefer "WaterBed"
by giantsrainman on Jan 6, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She's pretty good looking I guess
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She’s also said that when she’s done college visits across the country, she noticed that all the hot girls were in the College Republicans whereas all the ugly girls were members of College Democrats. That right there makes Ann Coulter slightly more ugly, I’d say
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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 6, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
eh, it's probably true
Rich girls are generally hotter.
by FairweatherFan on Jan 6, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But I sure as hell don’t wanna put up with them
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by Useful_Idiot on Jan 7, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting Pie....
Dwight Howard is a hardcore christian
link
waiting for 2011....
by Osama91w9 on Jan 5, 2009 4:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Felix?
Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...
by ThrillisGone22 on Jan 5, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I always figured him to be a softcore kinda guy.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 6, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He should sign with Phoenix then...
…where Jesus dishes the assists as He sees fit.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 6, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well,
Nash is in fact the White People’s Savior.
MURS for President!!!!!!!
by jtoj on Jan 6, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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