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But really, who hasn’t rubbed hot liniment on his testicles once or twice?
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by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
There are probably a hundred WTF questions to ask, but mine is:
Why would you have someone ELSE rub that stuff on your testicles?
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by marcello on Jan 31, 2009 10:31 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You might run the risk of getting aroused if you do it yourself.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but you run the risk of getting aroused if someone else does it for you. That would be a much more awkward moment.
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by marcello on Jan 31, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It would be pretty damn impossible for that to happen when your balls are blistering up. Unless, you know, you’re into that kind of thing……
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would just make the hypothetical moment even more awkward.
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by marcello on Jan 31, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit, he’s even crazier than i thought
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by Smoke on the Water on Jan 31, 2009 11:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Crazy
or just plain nuts?
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by Goofus on Feb 1, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Plain nuts? I’m pretty sure those are spicy.
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by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL at the Yankees scrambling now with the proposed “confidentiality clause”…what putzes.
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by victor frankenstein on Jan 31, 2009 12:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
If you’ve ever had a groin pull and accidentally got some balm in that area, you know it is one of the worst feeling pains imaginable. To do it on purpose, you must be Nucking Futs!
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he knows that the umpire wouldn’t check him there if he was ever accused of putting a foreign substance on the ball.
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Whoa is right.
Holy hell man! You can’t rub stuff on your own nutsac!? I get uncomfortable during hernia checks…
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by dantheman85x on Jan 31, 2009 1:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
always better to have a little chubby old bald man rub your nuts down for you. lol.
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by WTF on Jan 31, 2009 5:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
as long as it’s not Ben Gay
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by Goofus on Feb 1, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“c’mon boy, let’s go give your the rocket treatment…”
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Jan 31, 2009 5:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
i always thought it would be cool to be a big league pitcher…. i’m not so sure now.
by giantdonkey on Jan 31, 2009 7:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Clemens will use this story to prove his innocence
“See, that fact that he was rubbing stuff on my testicles proves that they hadn’t disappeared, therefore I wasn’t juicing.”
by Sabertooth on Jan 31, 2009 8:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Taint necessarily so.
This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.
by victor frankenstein on Feb 1, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Trainer?
I thought it was the umpires’ job to rub up balls before the game.
(rimshot)
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by Goofus on Feb 1, 2009 10:28 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
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