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But really, who hasn’t rubbed hot liniment on his testicles once or twice?

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by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

There are probably a hundred WTF questions to ask, but mine is:

Why would you have someone ELSE rub that stuff on your testicles?

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by marcello on Jan 31, 2009 10:31 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

You might run the risk of getting aroused if you do it yourself.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but you run the risk of getting aroused if someone else does it for you. That would be a much more awkward moment.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jan 31, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It would be pretty damn impossible for that to happen when your balls are blistering up. Unless, you know, you’re into that kind of thing……

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That would just make the hypothetical moment even more awkward.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Jan 31, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit, he’s even crazier than i thought

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 31, 2009 11:39 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Crazy

or just plain nuts?

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by Goofus on Feb 1, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Plain nuts? I’m pretty sure those are spicy.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL at the Yankees scrambling now with the proposed “confidentiality clause”…what putzes.

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Jan 31, 2009 12:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

If you’ve ever had a groin pull and accidentally got some balm in that area, you know it is one of the worst feeling pains imaginable. To do it on purpose, you must be Nucking Futs!

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Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he knows that the umpire wouldn’t check him there if he was ever accused of putting a foreign substance on the ball.

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Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

what.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 31, 2009 1:04 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Whoa is right.

Holy hell man! You can’t rub stuff on your own nutsac!? I get uncomfortable during hernia checks…

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by dantheman85x on Jan 31, 2009 1:18 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

always better to have a little chubby old bald man rub your nuts down for you. lol.

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by WTF on Jan 31, 2009 5:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

as long as it’s not Ben Gay

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by Goofus on Feb 1, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“c’mon boy, let’s go give your the rocket treatment…”

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Jan 31, 2009 5:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

i always thought it would be cool to be a big league pitcher…. i’m not so sure now.

by giantdonkey on Jan 31, 2009 7:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

fixed

i always thought it would be cool to be a big league pitcher trainer…. i’m not so sure now.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Feb 1, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Clemens will use this story to prove his innocence

“See, that fact that he was rubbing stuff on my testicles proves that they hadn’t disappeared, therefore I wasn’t juicing.”

by Sabertooth on Jan 31, 2009 8:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Taint necessarily so.

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Feb 1, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Trainer?

I thought it was the umpires’ job to rub up balls before the game.

(rimshot)

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by Goofus on Feb 1, 2009 10:28 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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