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There are probably a hundred WTF questions to ask, but mine is:
Why would you have someone ELSE rub that stuff on your testicles?
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You might run the risk of getting aroused if you do it yourself.
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by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but you run the risk of getting aroused if someone else does it for you. That would be a much more awkward moment.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
It would be pretty damn impossible for that to happen when your balls are blistering up. Unless, you know, you’re into that kind of thing……
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
That would just make the hypothetical moment even more awkward.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
holy shit, he’s even crazier than i thought
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jan 31, 2009 11:39 AM PST reply actions
Plain nuts? I’m pretty sure those are spicy.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL at the Yankees scrambling now with the proposed “confidentiality clause”…what putzes.
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by victor frankenstein on Jan 31, 2009 12:01 PM PST reply actions
If you’ve ever had a groin pull and accidentally got some balm in that area, you know it is one of the worst feeling pains imaginable. To do it on purpose, you must be Nucking Futs!
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Don't F with the Affeldt
by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:03 PM PST reply actions
Maybe he knows that the umpire wouldn’t check him there if he was ever accused of putting a foreign substance on the ball.
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by Giant among Angels on Jan 31, 2009 12:26 PM PST reply actions
Whoa is right.
Holy hell man! You can’t rub stuff on your own nutsac!? I get uncomfortable during hernia checks…
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always better to have a little chubby old bald man rub your nuts down for you. lol.
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Clemens will use this story to prove his innocence
“See, that fact that he was rubbing stuff on my testicles proves that they hadn’t disappeared, therefore I wasn’t juicing.”
Taint necessarily so.
This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.
by victor frankenstein on Feb 1, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions
Trainer?
I thought it was the umpires’ job to rub up balls before the game.
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