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Depth Chart, Final

Credeble rumors or not, I'm guessing and hoping that this is the final roster:

It has just about everything we could realistically hope for. Phelps is on the roster to protect Ishikawa from tough lefties, as well as to give the Giants some pop. Man, does this team need pop. They are sorely lacking in pop. Hopefully, Phelps will be good for some pop. He's also a good fourth catcher in the event of an in-game tractor accident.

Burriss is fielding short in Fresno. He doesn't get jerked around the lineup after his first 1-for-20 stint, and he hopefully shows enough in AAA at shortstop to make trade bait out of Edgar Renteria.

Frandsen has a clear path to a starting job. There wouldn't be a temptation to cram him into a super-utility role because he's the only other player on the roster who could cover third, though I guess Velez wouldn't be the end of the world for a couple of innings.

Velez is the last guy on the bench, as well he should be. His speed will be an asset as the 25th-man; if he plays his way into more at-bats, that's just fine. For a utility player, Velez is ridiculously limited defensively. Maybe he wins the starting job, but I'm guessing Frandsen has the upper hand.

Uribe is basically Pedro Feliz with worse defense at third, but with the ability to play short. Had I thought that Uribe would have accepted a minor-league role and a bench job, I would have been making a case for him all along. He doesn't have any platoon splits, so there isn't any real advantage to having him start against lefties. There isn't a huge temptation to start him at third, either, as he was pretty awful last year. He isn't Joe Crede, who was an ALL-STAR!! last year. Uribe isn't good -- if he were good, he'd be starting somewhere -- but his limited skill set matches up well with the Giants.

If this depth chart holds, the bench would have two righties with pop (Phelps and Uribe) and a lefty with pop (Schierholtz). My only complaint with the bench is that Roberts and Velez are more than a little redundant. Punchless lefties with limited on-base skillz but a ton of speed? Thanks, but one will do. No need to stock up at Costco. What the Giants need is some pop.

The pitching is solid from top to bottom. I'm expecting big things out of Other.

Comment starter: Is this the roster? How will they find a way to repress Phelps now? Are you happy with the roster? I...I...am. For the first time in years, I would be happy with this 25-man roster. It doesn't suck hot glass through a straw, and there aren't any egregious prospect snubbings. The goal for 2009 should have been to put a decent team on the field without limiting their options for 2010. That's what we seem to have.

Good job, Sabanb; ; . Huh. That's weird, I tried to type "Good job, Sable kn ;", but my keyboard wouldn't let m...hey, it did it again. Ahem. Good job, Sab ;lks jdf;a. Dammit. You know what I'm getting at. I tried to type it again, and I had to ctrl-alt-del.

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No way. Starting that chant with a lesser Uribe is sacrilegious.
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Of course. Why wouldn't we?
242 votes
Hi. I'm still in high school, and I have no idea what you're referring to. lawl. *logs on to myspace*
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where is greg jacobs ?

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

Someone made a great point about him in the “Greg Jacobs signs!”-thread. I encourage everyone to go look for it.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I would love to. But when I try to open it smoke comes out of my USB ports.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

/pours 40 out for xanthan

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t open it anymore either. My firefox and explorer start yelling at me before they crawl under the bed to hide.

by cornball on Jan 30, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT ABOUT MANRAM????!!!11

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 30, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

Two things:

1) Your proposed roster has 6 bench players and 6 relievers. For the last several years, the Giants have, as best I can recall, almost always carried 7 relievers, so my assumption is they’ll do that again.
2) Back when it was still called Pac Bell Park, I was in the bleachers once in a game against the Rockies, and towards the end, a very drunk guy saw Juan Uribe at the plate and tried to start a one man Oooooo! Ribe! chant.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

Although, with point one having been made, I’m not sure who would be dropped from the bench. I would hope for Velez, but I fear Phelps, who would be my second favorite bench player, after Schierholtz.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Josh Phelps would also be the first Joshua to make the Giants since 1976 – and that’s being generous and counting Von Joshua. HE MUST MAKE THE TEAM.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve check all the way back to 1958, and there has never been a San Francisco Giant with the first name of Josh(ua). This clearly needs to be rectified.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Your proposed roster has 6 bench players and 6 relievers. For the last several years, the Giants have, as best I can recall, almost always carried 7 relievers, so my assumption is they’ll do that again.

I swear to Bonds that I counted that 17 times, and came up with 13 position players and 12 pitchers. Aarrggh. That kind of ruins my whole post.

Eh, just drop Roberts.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, just drop Roberts

Fair enough

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

the simplest solution is most often the correct one.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 30, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

occam's razor?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 30, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that Ralph Barbieri’s brother?

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d love for them to drop Roberts, and I bet they will before the season is out – but I suspect he’ll be gumming up the roster for at least a couple of months before they finally give up.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Eh, just drop Roberts

That’s not how you spell “Velez”. Not even close.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 30, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Velez>>Roberts

Velez isn’t hurt, is faster, and actually showed some surprising pop and offensive promise at the end of last season. He is also much cheaper.

by Gregjitsu on Jan 30, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Offensive promise” = “might not be quite as awful as we thought”.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Also a surprising pop —

Surprising as in: why would anybody want this?

by 2X2L on Jan 30, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey..

Moxie makes some good SODAs.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

/ Ponders the value of a -.456 Run Value a caught stealing (or pick off) play usually provides.

This might be a real ugly steel cage match. Velez has some experience at infield spots as well as outfield but would not be able to hamper the JuggerNate. But then there is the -.456 run value on a team that will consider a 3 run inning a offensive bombing….

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by daveinexile on Jan 31, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

you’ll need to do more than that to get both Uribe and Phelps onto the 40-man roster.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 30, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

One of Yabu or Perdomo will make the team, and the other one will be dropped. At least, that’s how I’d handle it.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, the return of Billy Sadler!

HI, I’M BILLY SADLER.

/sells products

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

needs more walks

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Can we photoshop a big, bushy beard on Sadler? Could probably move lots of nattowear and MCC t-shirts!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 30, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

or maybe Merkin goes back onto the 60-day DL.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 30, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That would work

I was leaning towards “Roberts as 25th man/Velez learns to be less Velez-y in AAA”; but the 40-man roster issue may be the final straw for Roberts. There’s two weeks before camp opens… maybe Roberts still has time to rebrand himself as a right-handed power hitter. I think this team needs Phelps, and there are a lot of assumptions of Phelps being on the roster around here, but my gut tells me he’s still on the outside looking in. Please hit .400 in the Cactus League, Josh. That would be a stupid reason for you to make the team, but I’ll take it.

Other possible 40-man roster moves: Bocock and Misch would probably clear waivers, or Merkin might open the season on the 60-day DL. (Sigh.)

by pantalones on Jan 30, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Roberts

since Velez would likely be the 5th OF, I’m inclined to believe that Roberts would make the 25-man roster. Getting rid of Yabu/Perdomo and putting Merkin on the 60-day DL are the most likely options. Also, the Giants probably don’t want to eat Roberts’s $6.5m contract without getting anything out of him. they might as well keep him around.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 30, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

the Giants probably don’t want to eat Roberts’s $6.5m contract without getting anything out of him

This kind of thinking seems wrong to me on a 1 year deal. The money is already spent regardless of who you keep, so why not keep the player that makes the team better. In this case, that’s Phelps. Basically, you’d be paying him Roberts’ $6.5mil for ’09.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jan 30, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

at some point, I can see Roberts being cut, assuming they can’t trade him, but coming out of spring training he probably makes the roster as the 5th OF. If he plays, they still get something out of him, even if it isn’t worth $6.5M.

I agree that Phelps is more valuable, but the team will not likely go with 4 OFs + Velez. Plus, there are other ways to clear roster room before cutting Roberts.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 31, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

and Velez is the 5th OF?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 30, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

that phrase causes me physical pain for some reason

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus Theorum Revisited

A traditional depth chart doesn’t accurately show how the outfield should be handled. Rowand, Winn, Lewis and Schierholtz should be sharing the ABs, with who plays where varying depending on who’s playing that day.

The easiest way is to just make Lewis Rowand and Nate man LF, CF, RF with Winn rovng from position to position.

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

Nah

Schierholtz at third

Why does Sabean always look constipated?

by TexasRanger on Jan 30, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

WalrusManPlan! ©

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs more pop

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by marcello on Jan 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

Why?

Are they thirsty?

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought we agreed

it was spelled S-O-D-A

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

STOP STEALING MY RAGE GIMMICK YOU PUNKASS BITCH!!!!

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

/brandishes knife

Hey, sorry to OT in this thread, but I was that you were a fan of PKD in the other enormous thread. I’ve only really read ‘We Can Build You’ and a collection of his short stories. I’m looking to pick up one of his novels next, which one should I check out?

I was thinking of either ‘The Man in the High Castle’ or ‘Ubik’ are they good reads? Any other PKD books you would recommend?

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Of those two, I’d recommend The Man in the High Castle. Ubik is good too, but it’s a little further out on the PKD weirdness scale.

My favorite novels of his are Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said

, A Scanner Darkly, and VALIS. But VALIS is REALLY weird.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and another favorite of mine is Time Out Of Joint. It takes the whole Matrix idea of people being imprisoned in a false reality for nefarious means, but was written decades earlier and is a lot more interesting in my opinion.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool. Thanks for the recommendations.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Seconded

This is one of my favorite Dick novels, though it rarely gets much attention (I think because it’s not as “heavy” as his later stuff).

Eye in the Sky is another good one from that period.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Eye in the Sky is the first PKD I ever read. I remember liking it, but I was like 15 at the time so I don’t remember it too well.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

These

Valis is about PKD going insane.

Heck, they’re all pretty good; some are just weirder than others.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know that I’d agree that they’re ALL good. He wrote an awful lot of books and some of them were pretty bad.

Also, for PKD fans I’d recommend Divine Invasions, which is a biography about him by Lawrence Sutin.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

There are also some great collections of his short stories which are always a blast to read

Why does Sabean always look constipated?

by TexasRanger on Jan 30, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

OT PKD

Jonathan Lethem put together a “Library of America” collection of four of PKD’s novels. I think i got from amazon for around $20. it has ubik and the man in the high castle – and i think both are good reads. reading four PKD books back to back is also pretty trippy. Lethem’s “Gun with Occassional Music” seems like it was inspired by some PKD.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Jan 30, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

WalrusMan

I haven’t relapsed yet. Still staying strong here. SODA.

by cornball on Jan 30, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

my favorite song.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Jan 30, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

If Pedro Feliz is a Berliner, that means we’re all Berliners.

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

are we human or are we Feliz

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

/ nods nods

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

WE ACCEPT YOU WE REJECT YOU ONE OF US ONE OF US

by satyricrash on Jan 30, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this as “WE ARE ALL PEDOPHILES”. Yeah…

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad you didn’t misread it back when Feliz was a Giant. That way, we could have Pedrophiles, sort of like we now have Romosexuals.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Pedrophiles

That’s good enough that we need to go out and find us a nuevo Pedro!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
WE ARE ALL PEDRO FELIZ
WE ARE ALL PEDRO FELIZ
WE ARE ALL PEDRO FELIZ

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure I’m not the only one here who remembers the Uribe chant having
three distinct sylables for a while: Oooh – Ree – Bay

I dont see any reason not to do it for Juan…unless he goes Joe Castle on us.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2009 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

wouldn’t we then be chanting Oooh-Ree-Bye ?

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by nvsfg on Jan 30, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

that is what i said last night at my poker game.

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I forgot that he was ever a Giant.

by cornball on Jan 30, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

How could you forget Shinjo?!

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think his orange sweatbands blinded my memory-vision of him. Which was a good thing.

by cornball on Jan 30, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes, Shinjomania

Good times

As a side note, Carl’s Jr. needs to bring back the bobbleheads.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 30, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the 2002 set

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 30, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the bobbleheads and the baseball set but I am missing someone. I am not sure who the 5th one is that I am missing. I think my college roommate’s dog took it….

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If the one on ebay is any indication, it looks like you’re missing Gaylord Perry.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 30, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Damn Dog!

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is “Damn Dog!” also the reason they appear yellow?

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the Chevron gasoline turned them yellow. They also have an embroidered “SF” on the back as well.

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember collecting the 2003 set (the one with 10 mini bobbleheads). I got so sick of Carl’s Jr that I haven’t really been back since.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 30, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

If only..

It were Hardees.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

By going Joe Castle, do you mean having Bochy pencil him in everyday as starter at 3B. Let’s hope he doesn’t crazy at Spring Training and force Bochy’s hand.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 30, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have this sinking suspicion the Giants will ‘win’ the services of Joe Crede… who will take Phelps’ spot. I hate this move because it would ruin a good platoon at 1st, and really hurt TI. The other thing I don’t get is Roberts, he will take some of Schierholtz 4th OF ab’s, especially since he is a Bochy guy. Let’s just give him his much deserved DFA.

by lincysgiants on Jan 30, 2009 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

I never went to Giants games at the stick because I was poor

So I don’t remember this chant. I just think of it as something from the days of yore.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 30, 2009 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

Be careful when you answer the door

It might be a homicidal Frank Gore.

– clank –

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

what a bore

I can’t take any more.

I actually didn’t intend to rhyme that first one.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 30, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You can stock up on pop at Costco

Best generic soda: Dr. Thunder?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 30, 2009 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

Dr. Thunder
Dr. Skipper
Dr. Riffic
Dr. K
Dr. Smooth
Dr. Wells
Dr. Becker
Dr. Perfect
Dr. Thirst
Dr. Check
Dr. A+
Dr. Slice
Dr. Perky
Dr. Starr
Dr. Rocket
Dr. Joe’s
Dr. B
Dr. Topper
Dr. Pop
Dr. Radical
Dr. Shaw
Dr. Up!
Dr. Cheer
Dr. Lynn
Dr. Publix
Doctor Whatever
Dr. Zeppa
Dr. Polar
Dr. Rush
Dr. S
Dr. Sparkle
Dr. WOW
Dr. W
Dr. Tops
Dr. Right
Dr. IGA
Doctor
Dr. Choice
Dr. Urge
Dr. M
Dr. Wild
Dr. Best
Dr. Extreme
Dr. Parker
Dr. Shasta
Dr. Fizz
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Dr. Path
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Country Doctor
Real Dr.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Octagon

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Doom
Dr. Demento

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jan 30, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Spaceman

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

“Dr. Howard…Dr. Fine…Dr. Howard…”

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Drew

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou...according to Baggs.

by BrianBokake on Jan 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

"Paging Dr. Herman, Dr. Herman"

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 30, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY

Those aren’t real doctors.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

So they’re just playin doctor?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I stayed at a Holiday Inn once

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I ate his liver in a Holiday Inn once.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

fixxed

Those aren’t real, Doctor.

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by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

fixxxed

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm thats what she said?

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by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

just needed the extra x

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by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

From time to time don’t we all?

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by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to lead by ample.

But it’s no longer an ample…or a tinguisher…

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Horrible

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah Humbug.

And watch as my (already low) Dollhouse expectations lower daily.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how Safeway doesn’t even try to come up with original names for their knock-offs.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

“Not Dr. Pepper but Like It!”

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Pitching

I’m not completely sold on the pitching yet. I think Cain will benefit from pitching in the 3 spot, but RJ going 2nd? And Zito will be Zito of the past 2 years. I really hope Sanchez shows up this season, as his upside is great. Bobby Howry is not that good, and I think will be a major disapointment. Hopefully Hinshaw shows up and claims the “other”.
And please, no Crede.

Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.

by cain1rstballothof on Jan 30, 2009 10:59 AM PST reply actions  

likely bullpen

CL – Wilson
RP – Affeldt
RP – Howry
RP – Romo
RP – Hinshaw
RP – Taschner
RP – Perdomo/Yabu/Sadler/Matos

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 30, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree

We tend to overestimate our pitching. The bullpen has potential but needs to display this talent on the field. Last season the pitching gave up way too many runs. Hopefully the changes Sabean made this winter will work but it still remains to be seen.

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one terrified by the story last week that Brian Wilson has changed his diet and is experimenting with a new pitch? Who thought it was a good idea for him to shack up with Barry Zito in the offseason?

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by Kitspool on Jan 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Wilson with a chane-up could be the coolest thing ever. A 15-mph drop is considered pretty good. Wilson could approach a 25-mph drop which, if he disguises it even mildly well, would be unhittable.

Batters would be so far out in front of his change up he might be able to get two swing-throughs on the same pitch.

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought a changeup should be around 10-12mph drop.

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he was being snarky towards Zito.

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by marcello on Jan 30, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My understand is that 10 is a minimum, 12 is preferred. 15 is where is starts to be good.

If Wilson follows a high 90s FB with a mid 70s change, that would be incredible.

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming the first part isn't a joke

The differnce is usually around 8-12. Nobody gets 15. But there’s a lot more to a change up than velocity drop. Cain, for example, only gets a 6 MPH drop, but he has a very good change, mainly thanks to the great moment he gets on it.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember Jason Schmidt throwing his changeup around 86-88mph when his fastball was 95mph.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

A 25-mph drop on a changeup would not be a good thing

The pitches have to be close enough in velocity that the batter can’t instantly tell it’s a changeup as soon as he sees the pitch.

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by PaulThomas on Jan 30, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

I can remember when Woody would watch his MPH just to get the best drop on his changeup. Not enough, well people would be able to hit it just like his fastball. Too much, well people could tell it was his changeup and slow their swing down.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

slow their swing down

I assume you mean wait back longer

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by Giant among Angels on Feb 1, 2009 11:56 PM PST up reply actions  

boner inducing one might say

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 1, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty happy he’s trying a new pitch. Something tells that he’s not going keep leading the league in saves with his pitch combo of very hard, inaccurate fastballslightly less hard, just as inaccurate fastballpretty hard, even more inaccurate slider..

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re probably right. I guess I’m just worried that Zito’s suckiness is going to rub off on Brian.

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by Kitspool on Jan 30, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh

and_this_happy_character.JPG

by chilibean_3 on Jan 30, 2009 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

My way of claiming “homage” instead of “outright joke theft.”

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t read “Phelps” without thinking of smoking cassettes.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

Looking at the pitching staff

Makes me wonder once again why Taschner wasn’t non-tendered. We’ve got Affeldt as a lefty, and although there are issues with Hinshaw, I much prefer him as a second LHP reliever.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I wish they would have let him go.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

/ Brandishes fade "trade Jack" sign from July.

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by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

the strike zone is kind of an issue for Hinshaw

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by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah. But he’s harder to hit, had way more strike outs, and an ERA about 1.50 lower than Taschner last year.

At this point, I’m putting Taschner into the We Know He’s Not Very Good So Why Bother? category. Hinshaw at least has potential.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d remind you that reliever ERA is a useless stat, but am scared of pissing you off.

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by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s only useless if it doesn’t confirm what you already believe.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This reply-to-self business is how you end up with so many comments. Get it right the first time, dammit!

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Will

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Consume

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Your

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Soul

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto better watch his back.

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, just start a Pokemon thread, and I’ll be on top again.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I really wouldn’t have anything to say about that.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You can start up an indie-rock thread in retribution.

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to tell you guys that as my ipod has been on shuffle the last few days at work, I’ve been pleasantly surprised by a few songs from Under the Blacklight.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 30, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! Vindication!

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

poor misguided fool.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I also feel this way.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

DIDSOMEONESAYSOMETHINGABOUTPOKEYMANZ?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

POKEYMANNY

POKEYRIBBIES

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jan 30, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Manaphy being Manaphy

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That brings up an interesting question… what would be your all pokemon baseball roster / lineup?

The nice thing is that the skill sets translate pretty nicely. Speed. Defense. So on.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Shin-Soo PikaChoo in RF.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitching

Where does Lowry fit into all of this?

by sfgiantsrule24 on Jan 30, 2009 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

I was going to make a snarky reply, but it made me sad.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, me too. Xanthan beat me to “The DL,” but then I was glad he did, because Lowry was always a favorite on mine and making fun of him makes me sad.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t make fun of Lowry, but I do make fun of people who:

A) Think he’s tradeable
B) Think he’s going to throw a bunch of innings in ’09
C) Ignore his badly trending peripherals

I like him a lot, but I think after his contract is up at the end of this season, his Giants career will be finished.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not convinced that his career in general isn’t over already.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s sad but he was smart to sign an extension when he did. He’s probably set for life, or at least the next 20 years.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

And he contributed enough to the Giants when he was healthy that I don’t think the team can really regret it too much, either.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, his deal was worth $8.25M over 4 seasons. That total pay would mean that the Giants valued him as a 1.65 win pitcher over the total of those four seasons. Lowry gave them 2.6 wins over the four seasons. So, while the deal didn’t work out the way the Giants had hoped, he gave them enough performance while securing his future.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

who knows. if lowry can get his feel for the strike zone again, nothing says he couldn’t be a jaime moyer type. he’d feature a solid change up, with a change from the change up… a lesser change as it were.

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

who knows. if lowry can get his feel for the strike zone again, nothing says he couldn’t be a jaime moyer type.

And if Zito could find 4-5mph on his fastball, he might not suck as much.

Moyer and Lowry are pretty different pitchers, besides handedness. Moyer is more durable, has better control. Lowry has thrown 200 innings one time, Moyer has done it 10 times in a season and has a career average of 208 innings per season.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

of course moyer has thrown 200 innings more… he’s 70 years old !

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He's not 70!

He’s an ageless lefty. Look it up!

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

was that ?

if zito could find another 15-20 mph on his fastball, he might not suck as much ?

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

corrected
if zito could find another 15-20 mph on his fastball, he might not suck as much ?

when did we stop using adverbs proper?

by alea iacta est on Jan 30, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Erm

The $5M/win ratio doesn’t work for guys in their arbitration years. I don’t know quite how to figure that option year at the end, but he was paid for roughly 4 wins when you adjust for the lower pay-scale for pre-FA players.

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by PaulThomas on Jan 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitching coach!

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of coaches: is Mark Gardner still the bullpen coach? I don’t remember hearing him mentioned the last couple of years, but I also don’t remember him leaving.

Anyone? Anyone?

SO RANDOM.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe he’s still in the pen. Yup.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Good.

I love yelling out “HEY GARDY” when he comes out there.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone else think that 05 season

ruined Lowry? He was pretty awesome that year but got hurt in his first start in 06 and he wad done after that. True he came back to pitch some but his velocity was way down from 05 and his control went to shit. Really a bummer, because he looked like a keeper back in 05, and I always got the sense he would have been a very good pitcher in the postseason, if we ever got back there.

by Hobbes2d on Jan 30, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Chicken or Egg?

Always wondered if Lowry began to lose his stuff or whether he was experiencing pain and this led to drop off of his performance.

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he was relatively young when this occurred

 I would think experiencing pain. He never even told the trainers about his first injury he just tried to pitch through it. And it got worse.

by Hobbes2d on Jan 30, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I can be guilty of c), but that’s only because I blame the peripherals on the injury. I still think he’s only good for about five innings this year.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I had that discussion with oldjacket in the other Lowry thread. His drop in peripherals are surely linked to his injuries but then we’re just taken back to the question of: “Will he ever be healthy again” and you’re kinda back to square one.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, there’s no guarantee that with health he’ll actually be able to pitch the way he used to. His injuries may have had a permanent affect on his pitching. Side question – I can’t figure out whether I should be using affect or effect in that last sentence. Is that a place where either would work?

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by marcello on Jan 30, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There are exceptions, but usually

affect = verb
effect = noun

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

effect can be a verb in some cases, too.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, couldn't help myself

From Webster’s:
usage: Effect and affect are often confused because of their similar spelling and pronunciation. The verb 2affect usually has to do with pretense . The more common 3affect denotes having an effect or influence <the weather affected everyone’s mood>. The verb effect goes beyond mere influence; it refers to actual achievement of a final result .
I vote for effect… because of the noun-ishness. But I never went to college, so grain of salt and so forth…

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 30, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The above is correct

affect (v): to influence
affect (n): disposition, mood
effect (v): to achieve a noticeable result (to effect a change in…)
effect (n): the result of an action

by cornball on Jan 30, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And I definitely make fun of people who think Lowry can be traded. That’s how the whole RAGE gimnick started, actually. Someone said Lowry should be traded, I said that his injuries precluded that, and he replied, “geez, calm down.”

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What? You’ve got it all wrong. All the kids are using Facebook these days.

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by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2009 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

Using whatbook? Never heard about it. It’s not like there’s a secret McC Facebook group in which we all make fun of the uncool users. Nope. Nosiree.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

And it would certainly not be accurate to say that, recently, delorean has posted there more than on MCC itself.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That sucks!!

I HATE YOU GUYS TOO, YOU BASTIGES!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 30, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Well at least they are off my lawn.

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by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant: “Natto sure does smell funny!”
Not Grant Pretending To Be Someone Else: “Yes, I never cared for that food either.”
Grant: “How could you have possibly misinterpreted that?”

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Elitists!!!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 30, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If said group did exist, I’m sure there would be all kinds of wacky comments and hijinks. It would be a virtual party!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So are the viruses.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m fully on board with an OOOOOOOO! REEEEEEEEBAY! chant. It’s as much tribute to Jose as anything else. As long as Juan’s a reasonably good guy, there’s no reason not to. We need something other than the “BEAR! REE!” chant, and “He’s! A! Bum!” is only fun from the bleachers.

by David A. Arnott on Jan 30, 2009 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

Didn’t Juan assault his wife, or something?

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about that, but he was accused of being involved in a shooting a few years ago in the DR. I think he was eventually cleared.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Secret Pop

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

I quite like that roster, tbh.

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

if Phelps makes the roster

at the expense of Velez or Roberts I might actually believe in my SIG.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Jan 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST reply actions  

That’s a good test.

I still say Sabean’s going to do something really dumb before the offseason is over. He’s got some dumb move burning a hole in his pocket, just you wait.

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this roster

It continues the Giants’ green tradition of recycling jersey letters:

Jose Uribe —> Juan Uribe

just like:

Jack Clark → Will Clark
Bobby Bonds —> Barry Bonds
Don Mueller —> Bill Mueller
Felipe/Matty/Jesus Alou -
Moises Alou

Too bad we never got Ed Ott. We need to pick up some Justin Speier and Brian Fuentes, pronto.

by Sabertooth on Jan 30, 2009 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Jack Clark leads straight to Moises Alou. Somehow that makes sense to me.

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to type little arrows

a dash, a dash, and then one of these: >
The formatting here doesn’t like that.

by Sabertooth on Jan 30, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Scott Service → Scott Servais.

Waiit, that doesn’t quite work.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet we could get this guy from the Bucs pretty cheap…

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno, he did have a 114 OPS+ last sesaon!

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

2007, actually. Last year he had a .704 OPS in AAA.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackson Williams had a .538 OPS at Low-A last year, and he’s a better hitter than elite prospects – so this Carlos Maldonado must be GREAT!

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG SABES WTF ARE U DOIN, SIGN MALDONADO

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Maldonado would be good

Though I’d settle for David Ortiz

by Sabertooth on Jan 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We could even call him Candy for short!

Of course, why we’d want to recreate Candy Maldonado is beyond me.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Same reason people long for nasty fast food they grew up with...

…but can’t get where they live now.

Crap + Distance = Nostalgia.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN

I want Arby’s now.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

“I’m so hungry, I could eat at Arby’s!”

I used to be like that about Taco Bell. It’s been a few years since I’ve been to one, though. I’ve become a food snob in my dotage.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Although I did just eat about a quarter pound of dried cranberries. What the hell is wrong with me!?

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to have the most massive dump ever.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking that I talk too damn much here, but then I looked and you have about 5,000 more comments than I do. Of course, jponry has about 13,000 more than me, and Natto has about 23,000 more than me.

Now, all three of you have been regular participants for longer than me, but still, the thought that people are MORE chatty than I am on MCC is a little frightening.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What can I say, we like to talk about everything.

If my post count scares you, do yourself a favor and NOT look at howtheyscored’s post count.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Natto’s got him beat by about 10,000 comments.

There’s a message board I participate in that has a feature where you can list users by number of posts – that’d be interesting to see here.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMMIT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if there will ever be a MCC thread that doesn’t eventually veer wildly and bizarrely off-topic.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The OT threads probably.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s hope that day never comes.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s been especially ADD-y here the last week. It’s been a fun week, I’m glad I didn’t have much to do at work.

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by marcello on Jan 30, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

We just want baseball.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t lie, no one here likes baseball.

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by marcello on Jan 31, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to see it broken down by number of words. Who has written more: Natto with 30,000 posts, or OGC with 700 or whatever?

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t like to see it broken down by words. It’d just make me depressed at all the novels I could’ve written but didn’t with those words.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

OGC would win with one post.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I am the champion, my friends....

And I will go fighting…

to the end…

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by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jan 30, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You know Natto..

I missed out on about 2 years of gameday thread comments. I’m going to try and come back with a bang this season you better look out.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll put my money on OGC and Sharksrog. There are two people on this could I can tell immediately who they are by just looking at their posts. It’s OGC and Sharksrog.

Also, GRM is pretty easy to spot out with his spelling mistakes and alternating caps!

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Terrible sentence is terrible

/needs coffee

There are two people on this site that I can tell immediately who they are by just looking at their posts. It’s OGC and Sharksrog.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

We need brackets.

OGC vs sharksrog
xanthan vs. Goofus
howtheyscored vs. jponry
BvCE vs. BruteSentiment
oldjacket vs. oldrips

like that.

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a lightweight: 7,000 comments.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL OUT DUEL YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK JPONRY I’M COMING FOR YOU NOW!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

YOURE GOING DOWN MOTHERFUCKERRRRR

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 30, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

OVER MY DEAD BODY ASSSHOLE!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 30, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no mistaking a Vic comment, though I’d be hard pressed as to tell you why.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s true too. He has a pretty distinctive style.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah , good one. It’s the space before punctuation marks .

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that I think about it, I can always tell an Rxmeister post too. It’s always a huge lump of text sprinkled liberally with ‘??’s and RAGE.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

rxmeister vs. jcb9, then. RAGEFEST ’09!!

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine Rxmeister as a tough, irritable New Yawker with a checkered past. The Anthony Bourdain of pharmaceutical Giants fans.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

WASSA MATTA WIT U??

Hey, are you keeping up with Top Chef?

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Rahika got hosed

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Radhika

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally, though Jeff was kinda a douche about it. I was happy to see him leave.

My boy Eugene is long gone, who do you have pegged to win it all?

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m rooting for Jaime now.

Jeff reminded me of Barry Zito, and therefore made me angry.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Leah bugs me. I like Captain Hipster Pants but I really kinda like Fabio and Stefan right now. They started off as the annoying Euros (which they still are) but for some reason I like ’em.

I think Stefan has a pretty good chance of winning it all if his attitude doesn’t mess him up.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Stefan fine, but I kinda suspect that Fabio can’t actually cook, and is mainly getting by on his goofy accent.

I have no idea how Leah has managed to avoid elimination so far. I liked Hosea to start with but he can’t get his brain out of Leah’s pants.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

but I kinda suspect that Fabio can’t actually cook, and is mainly getting by on his goofy accent.

This is probably true!

Yeah, I liked Hosea too but he’s gotten pretty whiny as of late. Leah has to be the next person to leave, she just isn’t very impressive in anything she does.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you prefer"this" to "this"??

Seems"kinda crowded" in"here" without them.
(Moreso in the body than the subject. Title. Headline.)

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My “distinct style” wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that half my comments end up in a completely out – of – context location , would it?

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on people!

What about my double spaces after punctuation marks? People always hated that here! Well that’s how I learned!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

wilriv is very distinctive/easy to spot as well.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The lack of personal pronouns is a dead giveaway.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

do that too.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t imagine what you mean. Would like to hear explanation.

by Evan on Jan 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more EME, Lucy Liu, and LA references.

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more EME, Lucy Liu, and LA Heaven references.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit

I only understand about one of every three comments vic makes. Why I do, it’s almost always hilarious, but most of the time I have no idea what’s he’s talking about, and I’m too shy to ask.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here

I still find myself laughing even when I don’t understand.

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by marcello on Jan 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s befitting that he’s the mad genius of MCC.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 30, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspect vic himself only understands about one in four.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That depends on how much time passes between the composition and the attempt at comprehension.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the question is...

…does the rate go up or down over time? Maybe if you wait long enough, you’ll understand everything you ever typed.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 30, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It used to go up a lot.

But over time I’ve noticed that it goes up less.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I get this post!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

xeifrank is the easiest to spot I think.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 1, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

sharksrog wins with 7 posts

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

John Sickels wouldn’t listen to me!

by xanthan on Jan 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent knowledge

Excellent knowledge, Xanthan. I’ll be he now wished he HAD, too. :)

by sharksrog on Jan 30, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

tl;dr

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done!

VERY nicely done, Giant Donkey. I thought it was only three, but seven should DEFINITELY do it!

by sharksrog on Jan 30, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You can always tell too..

sharksrog posts compliment the previous poster usually. Elitest jackass. ;-)

Hopefully I can finally meet you at a MCC Meet’n’Greet to see if you’re such an elitest jackass in real life too.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Those are delicious.

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by Natto on Jan 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

 i’ve avoided kentucky fried buzzard for years now….. after the “incident”

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It hasn't been years...

Since buttpee.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I once met somebody with the last name Maldonado. No relation. (I asked)

Turned out, it was Terry Steinbach’s cousin. Weird, weird coincidence. But I now have a Terry Steinbach autographed ball.

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jan 30, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I once wrote something online about the pain and horror of watching Candy Maldonado’s botched sliding catch in the 1987 NLCS, and later got an angry email from someone with the last name Maldonado. I assumed they were related.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Which makes me wonder if Grant has ever gotten love or hate mail from current/former Giants or Giants officials.

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by jcb9 on Jan 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the benefits of doing this from basements, garages and converted PODS containers?

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 30, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

or some willie mays hayes

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

did someone say Charlie Hayes?

/ducks

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Jan 30, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

as in david green ?… what a talent. ugh

by giantdonkey on Jan 30, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Rich Aurlia —→ Rich Aurilia

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 30, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

2009 SF Giants

SF should hit for more power in 2009 than they did in 2008. The additions of Ishikawa, Frandsen, Renteria and Sandoval to the infield could add 25+ more HRs than the 2008 infield. Lewis and Rowand can combine to add and additional 12+ HRs to their 2008 totals.

Also remember that the roster on April 7 Opening Day is not set in stone and will be revised as needed.

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

I forgot Opening Day was April 7. Crap, that’s awfully late. Stupid World Baseball Classic!

/runs away fast before BVC views last sentence

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 30, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be underselling the IF and OF some

There was only a total of 32 HR hit by 1B, 2B, 3B, SS in total. Ishikawa and Renteria together should match that, if both plays all year. That would mean 25 HR between Sandoval and Frandsen, and I would bet the over on that one. Then you would throw in Uribe’s contribution as the 32 included the bench players as well. I think +30 should be attainable.

In the outfield, Lewis is shooting for 20 HR, which would almost account for the whole +12 HR, and while you can’t rely on what a player is shooting for, he was considered good enough to hit for 20 HR when he was coming up, he was expected to be a lead-off type initially, but middle of lineup eventually. In addition, from what I’ve read, he would pass up pitches in order to try to drive the pitch count up, plus give his teammates more looks at the starter the first inning (that is something Ted Williams used to do all the time, take hittable pitches his first AB in order to get a feel for what the pitcher could do). In addition, when you swing the bat, there is a lot of pressure on your feet as you swing, I would imagine that the searing pain that a bunion gives must have affected his batting mechanics and caused him to slow up his swing and not put as much of his body into it.

And in Rowand’s case, it don’t make sense that he went from hitting .900+ OPS his first two months to 600’s OPS the rest of the season, unless there was something physical affecting him. So as long as he’s healthy in 2009, he should improve on his HR total.

Plus, with Schierholtz supposedly seeing a lot of ABs in the OF, I figure he can get around 200-300 AB if he gets 12 games from each starting OF, plus the 18 DH games against the NL, that’s 54 games to start in, or roughly 250 PA. Given his lack of walks, that is roughly the AB he’ll see. Even if he hits 40 AB/HR, that’s 6 HR; if he can get to 30 AB/HR, that’s 8 HR; his MLE for AAA in 2008 was 27 AB/HR, which roughly puts him at 10 HR for the season.

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by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jan 30, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

With this added production there is a very good chance of the Giants scoring 700 runs in 2009. The West was won in 2008 by a team scoring 700 runs. The difference is the pitching. SF must pitch better in 2009 to even consider being able to compete for the playoffs.

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

IIF the team scores 700 runs …

Why wouldn’t Defensive be a big part? Fletcher had an interesting random stat’s article the other day were he listed the Giants led the league in inducing groundballs. ( the park also gave up more Hr’s than the average park.) I think we can agree that the pre August infield "D" was rather brutal last year. Converting those ground balls into outs more often would go along ways to making that staff a lot more efficient no?

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 31, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Defense is extremely important. Strongly believe in strong up the middle defense. Hope SF will adopt this policy soon. Thought SF was thought as a strikeout/fly ball pitching staff.

by wilriv21 on Jan 31, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I pharsed that wrong. I was not trying to make it sound like you were against "D" (I know better) more trying to ask you if you share my opinion the an infield "D" improvement was most likely way the ’09 squad can become completive real fast – Even if they have similar pitching production as ’08.

On the fly ball vs. ground ball thing I was surprised as well. I also think some of the fly balls, and nibbling, by the starters is result of a lack of trust.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 31, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Defense Philosophy

Catcher, SS, CF and 2b should be above average defensively. The corners need to be able to handle the routine plays.

by wilriv21 on Jan 31, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a curious thing that so many of our team’s in Sabes time have been quite the opposite, strong defensively on the corners without much bat (Snow, Mueller, Bell etc) and weaker up the middle with better than average offense (Kent, Aurilia, Durham, Grissom).

Grant’s depth chart just reinforces for me what a horrible defensive group we seem to be concocting this year. Can’t see the run prevention side improving this year with the lethal combination of a staff that loves to hand out free passes and the infield where ground balls go to become singles.

Add in the still pretty poor offense and it looks like another long season to me.

Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!

by Roger on Jan 31, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I am just curious. When compared to the ’08 infield "D" is ’09 worse?

I would say First is improved. Ishikawa is better than Bowker.
If Frandsen is recovered he should be slightly better than Durham at second.
Renteria should a bit less of glove at SS so that’s a drop.
So the wild card becomes is a Sandoval /Uribe/Frandsen combination at third better the Joe Castle?

If the Giants get a "Yes" from that last one the teams run prevention just got better.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 31, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s pretty clearly worse. Ishi’s glove is quite good, but Phelps is a butcher and there’s still plenty of doubt that Ishikawa’s going to be able to stick and not pull a Niekro. Frandsen has never impressed me much at any position defensively. Looking at Fangraphs I guess it’s pretty difficult to draw any conclusions based on the tiny sample sizes. 2B is the only position where his rating isn’t negative. But man his minor AND major league record really are a trail of errors. Durham couldn’t go to his right very well and couldn’t go back on popups at all, but at least he was pretty consistent at fielding things he got to.

But the problem is the left side of the IF. Renteria and Sandoval represent two frightening lacks of range sitting next to each other. Two subsets which never overlap. It just looks like a parade of ground ball singles to me.

And then there’s the bench. Uribe, Velez, and Phelps? Good god! We have met the enemy and they are us!

Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!

by Roger on Jan 31, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you ending line. This squad will be its own worst enemy until (if) it learns how to keep out of its own way.

In fact I’ll be surprised if the infield "D" is league average this year. ( So we agree to a large extent). All I am doing is comparing the ‘09 cast vs last years.

So if I read this correctly you are saying Bowker was better with a glove last year then Phelps would be if he makes this team? I would have to disagree with that.
Frandsen , at this point, does not need to be the next Morgan or Alomar for the Giants to improve at second. The plain truth is unless Durham was on one of his defensive tears there is a lot of room to improve. Of course can Frandsen handle playing every day and does he have lasting side effects from ’08 are huge open questions. If second just falls completely a part then club can plant Burriss there .
For all the guff being handed Rerteria he is put up positive UZR last season. He is still a step down defensively for SS compared to last year’s cast of a half dozen faces.

At third last year the Giants had – Joe Castle. The Question is can this year’s cast of a half dozen faces do better than last year’s Joe Castle?

I guess I am not a bearish about their chances at 2nd & 3rd as you are.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 1, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Quite ok. A little bullishness is definitely in order to keep our spirits high and ready for Opening Day.

Get the hell out the way Bengie, Pablito's hit the show!

by Roger on Feb 1, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish management would realize this as well. If only they had some sort of mantra to match our greatest needs. Something like ‘speed and defense’. Maybe pursuing a centerfielder or so with a good defensive reputation. Get on it Sabes!
jk it is important but all stats aside I wanna see DINGERZZ!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Feb 1, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think this is ridiculous. The Dodgers had the second stingiest pitching staff in the league last season. In other words, their pitching wasn’t good. Their pitching wasn’t very good. Their pitching was great.

You can easily say, “yeah, if the Giants pitching staff was one of the top two in the entire league, they’d have a real chance even without a great offense.”

I can JUST as easily say, “yeah, if the Giants offense was even close to league average, they’d be perfectly competetive without having to set psychotic expectations for their pitching staff.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The preconception is that SF has great pitching. It does not. Even with the Cy Young award winner and one of the top saves leaders the SF pitching staff gave up way too many runs. It must be improved a lot for SF to contend.

With the promotions of Sandoval, Ishikawa, return to health of Frandsen and the acquisition of Renteria the offense should be plenty improved. The pitching still has questions.

by wilriv21 on Jan 31, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Preconception means nothing here, though. Let’s talk about reality. What is actually the case is that the Giants have league average pitching at worst and above league average pitching at best. Meanwhile, they have one of the worst offenses in the league, at best. I don’t care how many preconceptions every sentient being in the universe has, the REALITY is that if you want THAT team to content, the OFFENSE has to make the significant strides.

I’m not saying that the pitching improving wouldn’t help. Of course it would, and of course the pitching can improve. But when your pitching is far closer to where it needs to be than your offense, then there really is no way to interpret your area of most critical improvement.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

“…no other way to interpret…”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

  the giants, again, go into another season with no #3 or #4 hitter. even the really bad teams have at least one. should have really pitching 4 of the 5 days, with a lineup of #2 and #6-7 hitters. ( with marginal gloves)

by giantdonkey on Jan 31, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

um .. really good pitching, that is.

by giantdonkey on Jan 31, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

/ cue intro for "Lowered Expectations" skit from Mad TV.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Feb 1, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, it’s like this:

Say that we’re talking about a school that’s trying to have the best test scores in the district. Out of five district schools, they come in 4th. What you’re saying is akin to “Man, if only all those kids who were in the 85th percentile had done 5% better, we’d have had a shot!”

When really, the actual fact is that “Man, if only all those kids who filled out their scantrons with rows and rows of B answers had actually read the questions and made an effort with so much as the remedial math questions, we might have had a shot.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The two statements do not contradict one another. Improving our pitching would help just as much as improving our offense. There’s no such thing as “where are offense/defense needs to be”. Our only goal is to score more than we allow. Whether we do it by scoring many runs, or by allowing very few, or by some combination of the two doesn’t matter. Now, if you’re trying to say that improving our offense should be easier than improving our pitching/defense, just like it should be easier to get the kids who didn’t try to try than to get the kids who did good to do even better, than you may have a point, and I think I agree with you.

Saying “the OFFENSE has to make the significant strides” is wrong. Saying that it would be easier for the offense to make those strides than it would be for the defense isn’t.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 31, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m overstating my point, for sure, but what I’m really taking issue with here is the idea that wilriv is almost completely excusing the significant offensive failings solely because the pitching doesn’t happen to be the best in the league. My argument has swung too far the other way, sure, but I’m just trying to make the point that that logic just plain, well… isn’t… logical… at all.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 31, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant, Is the Smiling Sun supposed to be Lincecum?

That grim kinda looks like him, especially in that terminator pic where he has the sunglasses on.

by Hobbes2d on Jan 30, 2009 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

the roster looks like complimentary pieces

The infield has some major variable concerns, but I’m okay with it because I like the idea of competition.

by coicoy on Jan 30, 2009 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

Until we actually play someone.

That’s when the folly of competition rears its ugly head.

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

going with the home team Cards this weekend, JB?

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno , lemme thiOK I'm done. Go Cards!

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Going with the home team again

by wilriv21 on Jan 30, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah , just like I do with baseball.

This from a Steeler fan posting on the online edition of the Az. Republic:

“I bet half of these Cardinals posters couldn’t name their Defensive line coach, Offense line coach or Special teams coach without looking it up on the Web… or name more than a couple of players (those NOT in the news lately)”.

  As if knowing the line coaches’ names redeems a Lions fan’s allegiance.

  No , I’m happily jumping on the bandwagon…because yeah , I’m here , up until a month ago no one not named Kurt Warner had a whole lot of faith in their first/second/third round playoff chances , and I’ve always been a fan of the underdog…

                      …but that’s a story everybody here knows.

This just in...Bobby Estalella can apply oral suction to a deceased pack animal's penile extremity.

by victor frankenstein on Jan 31, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Robert's OBP is good

Over the past few seasons, his OBP was roughly in the .350-.360 level. That was roughly his level with the Padres, plus his time with the Giants were marred by him idiotically playing when injured. In 2007, after he came back, he hit .274/.346/.361/.707, and even in 2008, after he came back, he hit .244/.369/.311/.680.

Average MLB in 2008: .331
Average leadoff in 2008: .342

He is good in getting on base, better than average, significantly better against average MLB. When he’s healthy…

And as the text explaining replacement level says, average is actually pretty good, hence the need to adjust to replacement level to see how good a player really is.

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jan 30, 2009 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

Want Depth Venn Diagram

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

by S.F. Giangst on Jan 30, 2009 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

Slight change

Grant’s depth chart was a good one, but it had only 11 pitchers. I think it’s been a while since the Giants didn’t carry at least a dozen, and I think they occasionally carry 13.

I would solve that problem by sending down Steve Holm and placing Pablo Sandoval and Josh Phelps as my backup catchers.

by sharksrog on Jan 30, 2009 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

i think Velez is going down and out.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Jan 31, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Burriss over Velez

I prefer Burriss and Velez over Roberts. Let Emmanuel duke it out with Kevin F. for 2b. Maybe Edgar will be done 2 months into the season, and BOTH Emmanuel (ss) and Kevin (2b) will play.

Don't believe everything you think.

by wcovington on Feb 1, 2009 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

Is that...

…Bochy’s giant head in the upper-right hand corner of your diagram, Grant?

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Feb 2, 2009 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

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