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GIANTS ACQUIRE GREG JACOBS FROM KANSAS CITY T-BONES 

Slugger has .333/.405/.549 career minor league line

Best first base option for the team in ten years

 

 I think my brain just snapped. I'm done with the offseason. Baseball needs to start. This happens every year around this time.

 

MARINERS SIGN TYLER WALKER 

Plan to give him chance to win closer's role.

Move made after MLB owners agree to ban left-handed hitting

 

I have nothing. You came here expecting something, and I failed you, for I have nothing. As long as I'm making fake headlines...

 

METS SIGN MANNY RAMIREZ

Slugger to hit cleanup

Mets trade Daniel Murphy to Giants for Jack Taschner to clear roster space

 

First person to think of a clever hijack gets the thread. Open bang-your-head-against-your-desk-out-of-baseball-boredom thread.

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What would you change about MLB?

The strikezone. Call it like it is written in the book. Would speed up game and remove the boring BB from the game

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

Real bulls in the bullpen

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Relievers must now fight it out in an octagon of doom to determine who comes into the game.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

even better

for a reliever to come into the game, they have to knock the current pitcher off the mound. Sabathia would never come out of a game.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You clearly don’t watch enough MMA. Even our lil’ Lincepoo could get CC off the mound with a vicious anaconda choke or gogoplata!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

anaconda choke or gogoplata

Now you’re just making up funny words.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ya….wikipedia that stuff.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The ball becomes a time bomb with random times. Speeds up the game!

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Real plates for home plate! Real rubbers for the rubber!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Real rubbers for the rubber!

Now that’s just gross Goofus….

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

Your 2009 Opening Day starter at second base*: Eugenio Velez
*For the Fresno Grizzlies

by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ban Scott Boras and Selig!

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

REAL BALLS FOR THE BALLS!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

For a IBB the manager of the team pitching has to literally kiss the ass of the hitter he’s walking. I mean bare ass!

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This is one time where I’ll resist posting images.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried

but I work for govt and would be fired if I opened anything like that

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that I am home!!

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

- water pits in between the bases.
- Playboy bunnies in the dugouts
- umpires dress like clowns
- cutouts of various sizes dispersed in the outfield fence that count as automatic 4, 7, and 10 run homers.
- salaries determined after each game played: Winners get millions, losers get league minimum. Bonuses for various stat categories. Penalties for errors, double plays, and mental mistakes (throwing to the wrong base, taking the wrong route on a ball, passed balls)
- fans allowed to run the bases after each game.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re like the bastard love child of Charlie Finley and Bill Veeck.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Image. Not. Want.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Batters not allowed to adjust batting gloves in between pitches.

Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...

by tedfordfan on Jan 28, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

We call it the ritual at my house

and extra credit is given to players who just say no to it. /ahem BLB

by igotnothing on Jan 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We call it “The Richie” at my house. Example: " I wish this guy would quit doin’ The Richie and just hit. "

No disrespect to Rich Aurilia. OK, a little disrespect.

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack!

What was the year, make and model of your first car and how old was it when you bought it?

Mine was a 1964 VW Squareback that I bought in 1981. Bought it for $500 and it was total POS, but it was mine.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

I have never owned a car, although my wife had a crappy old Geo Prizm for the first couple of years we lived together.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here

My best car is the back seat of the bus. You know the area that old folks can’t get to so you don’t feel bad when they are standing.

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

1978 Chevrolet Suburban

Got it when I started driving in 1997. Only 6 miles a gallon, but gas was cheap and I could put a shitload of my friends in it on the weekends.

by W8ingForATitle on Jan 28, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

6 miles per gallon?

Wow…I’m probably getting about 8-10 with the truck I’m driving now. I need to get a little car.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t own a car.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that because you don’t trust the road supply?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

White 86 Chevy Cavalier (hand me down from my older sister) given to me by my parents in ’93. What a piece of shit.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

1989 Pontiac Sunbird

I paid 2500 dollars for it. Three years later it was totaled by some old lady who forgot her medication and I got a check for 2000 dollars from her insurance company. That car was so totally worth the 500 dollars I paid for it.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

1983 brown Honda Civic named Humphrey

got it in 1996 from my aunt and uncle, so I was 19 at the time. I had it until 2000 when I bought a 1993 brown Honda Accord which I still have.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

1989 Ford Escort Hatchback bought aroud 2000. It barely made speed limit and lasted about 6 months.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

1980 Lime green and white Ford Bronco...Fullsize

400 ci engine, thing could tow a house if needed, and I got a cool 6 MPG on the highway!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

1993 Toyota Camry

About 13 years old when I got it…it last two months

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

1981 Ford Mustang

Got in 1988. I drove it too fast.

by igotnothing on Jan 28, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t this already done? I remember talking about my severely thrashed ’69 VW Bug once before on this site.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

1987 Chevrolet S-10 Blazer. Had no power at all but was fun to drive because it was tiny with a great turning radius. Great to park in small parking lots. What I really miss though is if I was ever early anywhere I would open the back window and pop down the tailgate and listen to music while sitting on my tailgate. I loved doing that.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

'89 Nissan Sentra

That thing was light as a feather… it was underpowered, but man could it accelerate. I guess I got it back in ’96 when I was in high school (hand-me-down from my sister who went off to college), and it broke down in college sometime. I remember being on the side of the highway 10 miles south of King City with smoke coming out from under the hood. That sucked.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

1964 Plymouth Barracuda

Truly , a sled.
Bought it off my Dad in 1976 for $175. Put Pioneer’s first FM auto reverse cassette deck in it , w/Jensen 6X9 coaxials in the back deck. I used to spend happy hours cleaning that back window listening to “Let Me Roll It” by Wings (Also did a lot of rolling , heh heh)
  When it died I ran hot/ground wires from the car through the bedroom window. Hey , I didn’t say the tape deck died – it just got relocated.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Nice ride.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Pushbutton transmission.

One night while idiotically stoned and streetracing I looked up and saw that the light was red so logically I threw the PARK lever…the shower of sparks on either side of the car was awesome , duuude…

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

MOPAR OR NOCAR!!!

While a 1963 Ford Falcon Van was my first car here is a list of Mopars I have owned.

1969 Plymouth Satellite (318)
1968 Plymouth Valiant (Slant 6)
1970 Plymouth Barracuda (440)
1970 Dodge Dart GT (340)

Drove them all into the ground…damn was I stupid

by Angry Dwarf on Jan 28, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

My first car was a 67 Mustang that I immediately got taken away from me by my dad in a story so predictably 80s teen movie it is embarrassing.

by satyricrash on Jan 28, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

’80 Chevy Luv Pickup, red. My parents got tired of hauling my junk to college so they got me a truck. Needless to say I had many passengers riding in the back of the truck at school and on those trips back from LA to the dorm, many folks got mooned on the 210.

by timmeh on Jan 28, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

A Luv..

My dad had one and he loved it.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

1991 Honda Accord EX I inherited from my grandmother. Before you all flip out and swkawk about the damn kids on your lawn, I didn’t get my license until last year at age 26. Then my gran died and oh look there’s a car.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Condolences about your grandma.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 29, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

1969 Ford Thunderbird, not nearly as spiffed-up as this one but not too bad.

$300, split even up between my brother and me. I was 19. Lasted all summer, and then I went back to school and my brother bought me out. Didn’t buy another car for 10 years after that.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I shot high

1992 AUDI 100s. It was awesome. Then I slid on some and and smashed into another car. Then it wasn’t so awesome.

But it lasted a good 4 years.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

1976 Chevy Impala 4-door sedan. Fit three in the trunk for the drive-ins and the back seat was the size of our couch.
Drive-ins are where you would park and watch a movie while still inside your car.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? You’d watch a movie? I thought they were more for…..

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

1993 Dodge Intrepid

Peeling paint. 3 hubcaps. But it went from point A to point B so I can’t complain.

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Jan 28, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

1989 Mercury Topaz

My dad bought me a new Chevy S-10 in high school, but like it so much that he gave me his old car instead. It’s cool though: it had the all-red upholstered interior. Sweet. And 5-speed 4-cylinder that couldn’t get me to 85. Driving on 280 was rough. No AC and the light on the radio didn’t work, so no clock either. Lucking 105.3 and 680 were the only stations I ever needed. Did I mention the all-red interior. We drove it out to Boston one time and donated it when we got there.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

More Powerful than a 2CV (barely)

1969 Citroen Dyane, illegally imported into US (not by me) — it was one year old when I got it but the engine had been shot after being driven without oil so we had to order a new one from France. I had it for 7 years, drove it cross country twice and then sold it to my brother.

by NearestNorwich on Jan 28, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know how many times I got lucky in HS thanks to this car

Oh wait, yeah I do.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

1982 Chevy Citation

It was 1993, and I believe I paid $1,100 or something like that for it. A nice old lady had it before me and only put 65,000 miles on it in 11 years. It lasted about 3 years, making me think perhaps there were more than 65,000 miles when I bought it.

-Eric

by Eric Stephen on Jan 29, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack

In the shower, which part of your body do you wash first, and which do you wash last?

LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.

by Lincecain on Jan 28, 2009 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

I wash your mom first and then my feet last.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to read in the shower. Also, drink beer.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I bathe in beer. I don’t trust the water system.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Now this is an idea I could get behind!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hair, face, front, then turn around and back.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I start at the top and work my way down so I don’t forget anything. I have a bad habit of getting out of the shower without rinsing the suds from my armpits

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that wasn’t just you having rabies?

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to do that all the time. I’d go to put my shirt on and there were suds all up in my pits. It annoyed the crap out of me, and eventually I stopped doing it.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You stopped washing your pits?

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A reasonable solution.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I need a Kansas City T-Bones hat right now.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 12:49 PM PST reply actions  

Well done.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take a Kansas City T-Bone right now.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds dirty…like something you’d get in prison

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

And which would require several people to accomplish…

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But he IS their best 1B option in years

I don’t get it?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Highjack

What uber-hip band do you not understand the appeal of at all?

For me it’s Vampire Weekend (third rate Graceland-era Paul Simon with inane lyrics) and The Hold Steady (second-rate Springsteen wannabes)

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

Kanye (just sucks)

Bob Dylan. Can write the tunes but sounds like groaning tortoise

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how Dylan sounds.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I so laughed to hear that Dylan and Petty were touring together.

For years my homemade joke was wondering whether a blind man could tell them apart.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally different to me.

But listening to the Wilbury’s records I always find it hard to tell Harrison from Lynne.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

A favorite game I subject my family to, on long car trips...

Put my ipod on Beatles shuffle, and make them guess which Beatle is singing lead.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha.

I can tell in a second for everything, even post beatles stuff I don’t know of. But yea for others it’s difficult.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here...

and for the life of me, I can’t understand why my family can’t ID the different voices after all this time.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think my dad could by now, but my mom just doesn’t care. She listens to *shudder * “80’s, 90’s, and Beyond.”

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Odd...

If anything, you’d think it’d be the other way around—your Mom liking the Beatles, and you going for the later music. My Mom passed away two years ago at the age of 86. She really didn’t like much in the way of rock music, but she loved the Beatles, bless her heart. I think “Hey Jude” was probably her favorite Beatles song.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 29, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea..

I’m strange I know. My mom grew up after the Beatles and was more interested in The Who or Led Zeppelin (because their singers were hot).

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

wrong on the internet for both :(

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Panic! At the Disco makes me want to die, yet they remain popular.

I know we’ve got a lot of Animal Collective fans here, but I don’t care for them much!

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you heard anything from Animal Collective’s new album? Their previous stuff didn’t appeal to me, but I like the few songs I’ve heard from the new one.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard ‘My Girls’ and it was OK. I’ve got the whole album on my HD, I’ll try to listen to it later.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Went to a listening party the night before it came out. I really digged it. It helped that it was happy hour all night and my room-mate and I played an epic game of Monopoly that we have yet to finish (Park Place and Boardwalk are mine!).

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad you didn’t mention how Pearl Jam is overrated again, although I suppose that’s because they’re not considered uber-hip.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stand Eddie Veder’s singing :(

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, they are my favorite band, but I’m willing to admit that it would be nice if he could enunciate a little better. Also, there seems to be a group of really terrible bands (Creed, Nickleback, etc.) that popped up in the later 90’s and early 2000’s that seem to want to sound like PJ, so now people associate them with that butt-rock.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s cool, though, your favorite band is your favorite band. I really love Primus, but most can’t stand Les Claypool’s vocals, but for some reason, I think it’s really cool.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So I guess it’s fair to say you love Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He strokes it all the time!

by dmunk on Jan 28, 2009 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The first time I heard Creed I thought it was a new Pearl Jam song.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Gordon Gano of Violent Femmes

Shut up and die already.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Alive is hard to drum on Rock Band 2. (but a lot of fun).

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty excited for the whole album coming out in March.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

on both counts.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

their first album blows, but I like the “hey we just discovered 60s pop!” vibe of last year’s one. it’s my shame. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Just about all of them

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Animal Collective.

I just do not get them at all.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I don’t want to get them.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Coldplay

F’ing wankers…every last one of them.
They’re literally one step up the “douche-ladder” from Oasis.

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Rush

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Rush is so not hip, though.

I’m always amazed that people actually like Rush.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always amazed that YOU’RE SO MEAN

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, if you want to waste your life listening to technically talented but ridiculous Canadian nerds sing about Ayn Rand…

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to. If Rush is wasting I don’t want to do a thing.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Be cool or be cast out.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking, but I would throw it out there anyway because I never liked them and know its good for 4 or 5 comments from xanthan.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it like “if loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right”?

by timmeh on Jan 28, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

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YES

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

vampire weekend was the first band i thought of before i even finished reading your post. most bands i don’t like i can see how other people would like, but vampire weekend just stupefies me. i just don’t get it, no matter how many times i hear someone gush about how awesome it is that they’re inspired by afro-pop. privileged white art kids liberally borrowing from black musicians, you say? shocking!

by druncan on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do The Killers count? I actually don’t care if they count or not. I hate them….so much. I need to put a CD player in the car so I can stop listening to the radio.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they count. I didn’t mind them before but their new single is ATROCIOUS.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, it’s deep. It totally touches the soul. You just don’t understand, man.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what any of their songs mean.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You have to check this out

this guy is effing hilarious. And this is spot on.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re first CD was really really really quite OK, but OMG did they go downhill fast after that.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my close minded mind working...

Any new screaming emo band. Doesn’t make any sense to me.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with Vampire Weekend, one of the most boring albums I’ve heard in awhile

And Rush, of course.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t get the appeal of Fleet Foxes. I know plenty of people who like them, but their music strikes me as kind of dull.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

I saw their album make a lot of “Best of ’08” lists and decided to listen to those 30-second samples online to see what all the hype was about. That’s some of the blandest music I’ve heard in a while.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

How does it feel to be totally wrong.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

but you can’t judge a band based off of 30 second clips…

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That is true.

But I did see them on Saturday Night Live recently and I still thought their music was a bit bland.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ultimate hijack

Favorite movie of all time?

Lord of the Rings trilogy (I count them as one epic story & film)

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

o brother, where art thou?

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it’s in my top 5

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This Is Spinal Tap

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I would so totally buy an amp that goes to elevenn!!!

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Stone Hinge set man! Now that’s killer.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’s so little!

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I raise a practical question at this point?

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NO WE’RE NOT GONNA FUCKING DO STONEHENGE.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Counter Hijack!! Favorite Baseball movie lines.

The grounds crew in Major League, "Their still shitty." Complete with subtitles, sweet.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

For...ev...er

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

IAWTC

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

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by nvsfg on Jan 28, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I was told this about 3 times last week. From totally different people who don’t talk to eachother. It doesn’t help that I am small.

AND THAT ISN’T WHAT SHE SAID THEY WERE ALL GUYS.

Wait…

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Hats for bats…keep bats warm.

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You sayin Jesus Christ can’t hit a cureball?!?!?

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I will answer for EliminateMe, his favorite baseball movie is For Love of the Game.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

and I read the category wrong :( fail

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Only way to go wrong here is contradict yourself .. in the same breathe.
 Or not chose a line.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus gave me an idea for another great line from Tanner of the Bad News Bears, too offensive to post here though.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so flattered you remembered! And my favorite line from that movie is…

“Hi.”

It really captures the thrill and excitement of the movie.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 28, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Yankees… you can take your apology and your trophy and shove ’em straight up your ass!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Block Head of the day thanks you.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What Crash Davis said
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this monologue. Good writing, that.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I say fuck you Jobu! I do it myself.

I chant this to myself whenever I get frustrated by finals. Also love the Jesus Christ and the curveball line.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no possible way for me to choose. I’d have to narrow it down by genres.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pulp Fiction

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by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

x2

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Jan 28, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Swingers

You’re so money, and you don’t even know it!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Who hugs their friends that much? Seriously?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Momento maybe? Too hard to choose.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Before Sunset and Hero (not dubbed, pre Tarantino)

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

catch 22

not a perfect adaptation, but still a masterpiece

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

they left out a lot of stuff that makes me sad, but the scenes they adapted well, they adapted really

well.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

have you checked out the commentary on the [old] dvd with Mike Nichols and Steven Soderbergh? They talk about the decisions nichols made that worked and which didn’t, eg. almost NO music in the film, no extra actors. One of the more insightful commentaries i’ve listened to. great access to a great director’s modus. very inspiring.

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not yet, but my dad’s got that dvd at home, so I’ll check it out when I get the chance.

My biggest disappointment with the movie is the lack of Dunbar :(

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

clevinger’s trial is a pretty huge ommission too.

The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with.

This madness has never been more relevant

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

And then the similar “trial” against the Chaplain was cut out too, wasn’t it? Definitely a big omission.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Every freaking line

In that book is as funny, witty, and relevant now as it was 50 years ago.

Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian’s fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m 100% sure that I’m never going to watch that film. The book is so incredibly good, I just know I’m going to be disappointed.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Fellini’s 8½

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re doing a trilogy, Star Wars original trilogy.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Kill Bill I & II together

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by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't count.

Not a trilogy.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Casablanca

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Casablanca

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS. For a guy, you gotta love Rick’s attitude: “I wouldn’t bring up Paris if I were you, it’s poor salesmanship.”

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Dead Man

Great movie with an absolutely incredible soundtrack by Neil Young.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

love that soundtrack.

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The Boondock Saints.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

<3 The Sandlot

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Baby Ruth lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

FOR-EV-ER
FOR-EV-ER
FOR-EV-ER

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We could kill everyone.

Also, this is encouraging news.

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Been waiting on that for a long time

The scene with the cat is still :o

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I definitely own this shirt

And naturally I was wearing it the one time I got pulled over by a cop. Yeeeeesh

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d have to go with Apocalypse Now. Redux is overinflated and self-indulgent (okay, so is the original cut), but the theatrical version I just love. Just please don’t make me do a top 5. I have to prepare pathology cases for tomorrow.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread is going to be chaos.

Sheer and utter chaos.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

Business as usual.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

We usually have upwards of 5 or so aimless meanderings. This one is going to have dozens and dozens.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Grant is just trying to outdo Xanthan’s thread.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The ultimate duel

Man vs Computer

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Dwight settle this already?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

NEXT ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL

WILL GRANT SURVIVE? TUNE IN TO WATCH HIM EAT SOME BUG TO STAY ALIVE WHILE THE COMPUTER JUST SITS THERE PLUGGED IN AND LIVING.

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Awesome.

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Hijack!! (for east coasters)

Does america really run on Dunks?

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My wife seems to think so ever since we moved to California. I’m baffled by how someone can be so attached to a faceless semi-national chain.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never had their coffee, although when I spent a year studying in Germany I was amazed that their were just as many DD’s as McDonalds in most of the former Eastern Block countries.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m from San Francisco but I moved to NY 5 years ago for school. So I’ve been exposed to Krispy Kreme before Dunkin’ Donuts. KK owns Dunkin’ Donuts. Also, the coffee tastes like turd.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I never got into Krispy Kreme the donuts are too sweet, and the name is terrible.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

I always like the little donut shops

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on a mission to die of diabetes before I’m 30.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

too sweet. too terrible.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Jan 28, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm ready to try those cheesy flatbread things.

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Is it always the man with the gun?
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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only had their coffee at Logan Airport so far, but I was surprised by how much I liked it.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

what the f happened to Winchell’s Donuts?

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So much better than Krispy Kreme. I remember hot glazed cinnamon rolls…..

by robbgin on Jan 28, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do we get these goddamn commercials in the Bay Area when there are NO DUNKIN DONUTS ANYWHERE NEAR HERE

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a Dunkin Donuts right down the street.

On the roads near 85 and 17.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s an hour drive at least and the last time I went that way I got a speeding ticket. Me and Santa Clara County are not getting along right now.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I just read an article on MSN that stated that drivers should watch their p’s & q’s with the economic downturn. Police departments are looking to bolster their incomes with more ticket / traffic violation revenue.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Here it is:

A weak economy means more traffic tickets

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Blarg.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Merope just had to pay a speeding ticket on Monday. He’s not real happy about it. He’s got a WRX so did he get a ticket for going 110 on 80? Noooooooooooooooooo. 10 miles over in a construction zone, where there was no construction going on, and he was just keeping up with the normal flow of traffic.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

next time tell the cop you are in a hurry for sex. It worked for…wait it didn’t work for Barkley

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The cost of a high profile car. I love the STI and all Subarus.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a pokey old 2002 Impreza Outback Sport , which is also my first ever car, that I bought new. I got tired of taking the bus in the Sacramento heat!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmm

I loooove the fast wagons. One of my dream cars. Practicality and the ability to put your bowels in your back pocket. Lovely.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Me and my shitty Honda got picked up for doing 79 on the freeway. >:|

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No need to be so demonstrative , Baroness...

I’d pick you up for smiling.
Reasonable cause , and all that.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Mary Ann and it’s not even close.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

DO NOT RESCUE (me)

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

TRUE STORY!

My uncle used to rent summer vacation homes back in the 1980s and once rented a place to Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann. She showed up with her dogs, all of whom had been “de-barked”. I could never watch an episode of Gilligan’s Island again after hearing that.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The Professor

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

Would have thought you were a Gilligan gal

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Beer 'jack

What’s in your beer fridge right now? I’ve got a few cans of Young’s Double Choclate Stout kicking around, some Star Hill The Gift (like a winter bock), and a mix pack of Redhook (IPA, ESB, Blonde Ale, Winter Special).

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

Finally...a topic I'm overly-qualified to comment on...

- 12er of Newcastle, cuz it’s mandatory.
- a few singles of Dead Guy Ale from Rogue River Brew Co.
- 2 cans of Boddington’s
- 1 old, old, old, can of Coors Light for anyone who might come over and is overwhelmed by the “real beer” on hand

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Rogue is mandatory good beer! Also, kudos on the Boddingtons.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

- 1 old, old, old, can of Coors Light for anyone who might come over and is overwhelmed by the "real beer" on hand

Elitist!!!!

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Wanna piss me off real quick like?!?

Call me an elitist for my beer choices, or a pinko commie socialist in another thread floating around out there!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Socialism is exactly what this counrty needs right now.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

nah.

Beer.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

21st Ammendment Watermelon Wheat beer, PBR, and Coor’s Light.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m dry of beer right now. Noooooooo!

Got a bunch of new wines ready to try though.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

One bottle of Pyramid Hef.

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by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

do you like the Apricot Ale?

those are the only two they sell around my parts. Both are excellent.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not oldjacket, but I’ve had the Apricot Ale and it’s pretty good if you’re into fruit beers. They make an Apricot Heff that’s really awesome, I like it better than just the ale.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Fruit beers = INSTA-FAIL!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They have to be done right to be good. I’m a dark beer guy, but I like a nice fruit beer in the summer!

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Not True

Belgian Lambic is good.

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by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Have to try the Apricot Ale.

I love Pyramid Hef though.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Pyr Hef < Apricot Ale.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oops

I meant Pyr Hef > Apricot Ale

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Something called Shock Top

It was cheap and i mistook it for a different brand that a friend had suggested.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah.

I’ve got a few Blue Moons left. My dad has been drinking Jubilale (I think it’s called) but I haven’t tried it yet.

I’m going to have to find some of these beers and try them. BTW if you didn’t catch it earlier, try and find Liney’s Fireside Nut Brown, very nice beer although it is a seasonal.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Those who are serious about their beer

check out a new bar called Church Key in North Beach (around Grant and Green, I believe). The grand opening is this weekend. They have a serious beer collection and a nice assortment of exotic meat pies! The guy who owns it also owns Broken Record.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

A 30 rack of Coors Light. I like good stuff too, but I am not very picky.

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll either drink something elitist or have miller or bud light. I can’t take Coors light.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Bud Light as well, but I can’t stand Miller.

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell the difference between any of them.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There are subtle differences, but nothing crazy. I’ll drink practically anything, honestly:

Bud
Coors
Keystone
Natural Light/Ice
PBR

If we’re talking good beers, my favorites are:

Newcastle
Full Sail
Almost any seasonal winter ale

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Keystone?

Man that was so “It’s cheap and I’m still under 21 so I’ll grab something cheap.”

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I don’t purchase it anymore, but I’ll drink it if someone has it.

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

/shudders

Disgusting

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I recently witnessed just this. Young crowd at a show ordering PBR and trying to be very cool about it. Very amusing.

by timmeh on Jan 28, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they have fake tans, lots of gel in their hair, and popped collars as well?

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, it was a varied crowd, emos, metros, metal guys, and the average joe. Except she was wearing a riding helmet (horseback riding). I think I missed the point on that one.

by timmeh on Jan 28, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I only drink PBR (sometimes) so I can quote Blue Velvet.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Pabst should so be paying Dennis Hopper royalties.

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by EliminateMe on Jan 28, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea.

I prefer Bud Light as a light beer now, or High Life if it’s a non light beer.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you tried High Life Lite? If you haven’t, don’t!

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No haven't..

Been pretty scared to so don’t plan on trying it.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to go buy some Young’s today! But then we had shitty weather so I decided to hold off until Friday.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Just Yuengling, unfortunately. It’s cheap, but not disgusting (e.g. Coors, etc.). I’ve been spending too much money lately, and I’m trying to cut back on the beer budget.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, I can enjoy a Yuengling, and it’s below the $1/beer threshold. Whereas with something like Budweiser, I’ll drink it, but I’ll be thinking about other beers.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

3 Old Godfathers
2 Murphys Stouts
A bunch of Natty Ice

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Jan 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Hornsby’s Amber Draft Cider
2) A 750 of Epherme (or something close, it’s got a nymph on the label and is Belgian)
3) Shiner Dark
4) Boulevard Wheat
5) Isolated bottles of random crap

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG I JUST TURNED 21 LAST MONTH AND CAN FINALLY SHARE IN THESE CONVERSATIONS!!111111

I have blue moon- my early favorite. And a bottle of Sam Adams cream stout, which is probably the shittiest tasting beer I’ve had in my very short drinking career.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sam Adams.

Always a bad choice. If you like Blue Moon try Pyramid Hef, a bit milder, or Lienenkugel’s Sunset Wheat, a bit more strong of a taste.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have 1 New Castle left & 3 Corona’s that I can’t give away.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

does this actually matter? someone tell me what to think! and why did it take 5 days for anyone to say anything?

T-Bones veteran outfielder Greg Jacobs, 32, has been sold to the San Francisco Giants organization. Jacobs signed with the T-Bones in July after starting the year with the Dodgers organization. He batted .384 with 11 home runs and 50 runs in 44 games with the T-Bones.

"It’s no surprise that the Giants are interested in Greg," T-Bones general manager Andy McCauley said. "We’re happy to see him get the opportunity and wish him the best of luck."

by fwoty oz on Jan 28, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

The Greg Jacobs Shocker: An In Depth Look

Actually just a longer version of the same article.


by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Sandwich in san francisco?

The two that I always hear about are Little Lucca’s (actually in South City) and Roxie’s by Balboa Park

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:01 PM PST reply actions  

If you expand it to Oakland, I’m a fan of the sandwiches and Genova’s Delicatessan and the fried chicken sandwiches at Bakesale Betty’s.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll second that

by timmeh on Jan 28, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

liver pool lil's

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Birley's

At least if you’re trapped in the FiDi. Though I’ve heard good things about the Sentinel, I haven’t tried it yet.

by taliesin on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t been yet but I hear good things about Yellow Submarine on Irving St.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been there once...

It was good, but it doesn’t compare to Little Lucca’s for me. Their Garlic Sauce is just to die for and their Dutch Crunch is fantadtic

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s this little place down the road from the ballpark, at the train depot for CalTrain. I can’t remember the name, but they have great footlong sandwiches and fresh-ish veggies. Anyone know the place I’m talking about? It’s really good and everyone should eat there.

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They got footlong yum rockets!

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

In the city I like Guerras and West Portal Subs

But best sammy in the bay goes to Lorenzos in Belmont

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by icanplaythird on Jan 28, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Columbo’s in Pacifica.

by Johnny Disaster on Jan 28, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee's?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2009 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Video Game Hijack!

What are you playing?

I’ve been playing Mass Effect again after not playing it for months. I really like the game though, very well done. I’ve still been playing a good bit of Little Big Planet.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Fable II with Left 4 Dead breaks in between.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you make of Fable II? I hear good and bad things.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

can’t put my finger on it, but it’s just not holding my attention like Fable did.

It’s still good but I remember not being able to go to bed at night for love of Fable.

by fwoty oz on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I, personally, really dig the expanded world. But I liked the main quest from the first one better. But I like the secondary quests from the second one better. It still needs to be longer.

B-, I’d say.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I just started playing it but am enjoying it so far. It’s the kind of game I should avoid because I’ll spend hours on end doing everything and nothing. The first few hours were spent doing jobs so I could have money for new clothes.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been done with the main quest for hours and I just barely changed my clothes.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ever since my daughter was born, I just don’t have the time for these epic video games. I miss them.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

by the way,

thanks for the help with that video card. it works like a charm, and having never opened a computer before in my life, I’m pretty pleased that I was able to install it sans help.

Left 4 Dead looks beautiful and is incredibly fun. Does anyone play it on PC here? Would be fun to play a round with someone i semi-know.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t add him, he’ll try to sell you sham-wows.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet

I’m ltos55

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, I can’t seem to get Steam to find you.

/puts away headset and shamwow

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No problem

Always happy to spread nerd knowledge.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I read that..

Farble II

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

This is exactly what I’m doing as well.

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m stalled about halfway thru fable 2. Not as good as the first.

Also doing some Red Alert 3, but not that often.

by fwoty oz on Jan 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Always have NBA 2k9 going on in some form
2) Fallout 3 – don’t think I’ll ever finish this one, I don’t have 190 hours on my hands
3) Left4Dead – It’s aweome, but I need to convince my dumbass roommate to buy it for his xbox so all 4 of us can play

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Fallout 3, the first of the DLC was just released and I’ve been thinking about grabbing it.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m still working on Fallout 3, too. It’s a fun game, but it can consume so many hours of time. And a lot of people have written mods for the game (on the PC) that make it waaaaaaaay funner.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Tiger Woods 09 for the Wii…..very addictive.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Left 4 Dead and Eternal Sonata for the 360, Crisis Core and Hot Shots Golf for the PSP,and Trama Center for the DS. I can’t wait for Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad to come out!

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda want Onechanbara, but I feel like I’d be ashamed having it around the house.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

You still have pride…that’s so cute!

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I got to the big space station thingie on Mass Effect and couldn’t play any more. I don’t really know why. It just felt tedious.

And this was during the month I had to stay home and sitting/laying on the couch when I had a dead toe.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I put it down for a few months because I got sucked back into Oblivion for like the 100th time.

/clubs Ogre

You know what game really disappointed me? GTA4. I got it on release day, played it for like 5 hours, and it’s been collecting dust ever since.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard this complaint about GTA4 a lot. It’s what’s been keeping me from getting it.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know why either. I really liked the previous games (I played the heck out of San Andreas) but the new one is just different to me.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’ve never understood the allure of Halo.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it freakin assume when you get like 6 or 7 players in your dorm with each team in a different room

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m an old PC FPS player, so I still don’t think you can do a FPS right with a controller. I need a mouse and keyboard, dammit.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, but some games pull it off decently.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

I can’t imagine trying to aim shots in quick succession without a mouse, though I suppose you get used to it after a while.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SO frickin' true!

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

For me, I like the atmosphere of Halo. As a shooter, it’s meh. My friend hates it because the guns have no physics (he likes guns). And I don’t really care one way or the other about the guns. I just liked the atmosphere of the alien worlds/ships.

I don’t go gaga over them (I still haven’t played Halo 3). But I like them well enough.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Halo certainly isn’t the best or most original FPS out there, but the attention to detail and effort put into it is excellent. Everything is well-polished and put together so well, from the story to graphics to gameplay. It’s not perfect, but it’s still pretty darn cool. The racist, homophobic frat/12 year old mulitplayer crowd sorta tarnished the series though.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch..

FYI.. I am not racist. I voted for BARRACK

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

who?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember my old roommates used to play Halo all day, every day. I saw them playing it a little, and even did some of the multiplayer with them, but was never amazed by it.

One of my roommates later went on to spend 24 hours a day, seven days a week, playing Counter-Strike. I think that has to be THE single-most overrated FPS style game I’d ever seen! Run to attack, get shot, wait for the match to end, repeat. Do this for countless hours on end on the exact same handful of maps. Hooray!

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Counter Strike was fun. It was nice to jump in and out of matches for some quick games.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick games I could understand

Planting your fat butt on the couch for (literally) hours upon hours of CS is completely mystifying to me. Seriously, here’s the formula:

-Start match
- Run to a point, or defend a point
- Try to shoot someone
- Get shot and die
- Wait for the match to end. If you have a persistent couple of people involved, this can take a while, so you might as well get yourself a drink now.
- Repeat

How does this make for hours and/or days worth of entertainment?

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel the same way about Spore, after all of the hype.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I still haven’t played Spore, but I’d kinda like to try it. I’m not sure if I’d like it or not.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They rush you through the early stages, and once you get to space it becomes really repetitive: 1) Terraform planet, 2) Build colony, 3) Once you’re half way across the galaxy, rush back to defend said colony, 4) Repeat.

Despite what they say, it really doesn’t have the wide-open sandbox-type feel you get with SimCity or The Sims.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone remember the PC game, Blacnk & White? That game had so much promise, but it was pretty disappointing, too. I think Spore would be similar.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Black & White > Spore

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember it! Never played it though.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

GTA4 is awesome

I don’t understand why people aren’t digging it. Any specific reason?

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This might sound weird, but it’s almost too realistic for me? I found all the cars incredibly hard to drive.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

By the time I figured out how to drive well, the game was over.

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I could beat GTA 4 all over again….I loved that game

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you like to buy a used PS3 copy!?

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have, but I sold my used PS3 copy to my roommate, which is pretty much the same as me owning it anyway

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely agree RE: GTA4

Go here. This guy is hilarious and does an excellent job breaking down why the new one kind of sucks.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

and I’ve been playing Fable II, Rainbow Six: Vegas (just finished), and College Hoops 07 (I don’t know why, but I am addicted to this game.)

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Vegas is my Xbox Live regular right now.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

How is Rainbow Six: Vegas? I saw about 50 copies in a bin for $14 last time I went to gamestop, which made me think it might not be so good, but actually I have no idea.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If you like more “realistic” shooters, it’s great.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What chilibean said.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s especially great if you like doing co-op missions with your friends.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, this.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

sports games

Alternating between NHL 09 and FIFA 09, waiting for baseball season to arrive.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Stalled on Fallout 3. Just finished Assassin’s Creed, so I’m going to get back into it or move onto Fable 2.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

omg too much fo3

Plus I ran into a bug that keeps me grom entering the DC area. That’s a game breaker right there and I’m not about to repeat the hours already spent. Hopefully the patch fixes that.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Playing Fallout on the 360. My PC needs some upgradin’ before I play a game like that on it.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

On a related note, I bought Fallout 1 & 2 and started playing 1 about a week ago. I should have played it years ago ‘cause think it’s too klunky for me now.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Just pretend you’re in 1997 and it’s pretty amazing.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m sure it’ll grow on me as I play it more. In the meantime, I’m recoiling in horror at the animation.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Or pretend it’s 1987 and it’s miraculous

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What is this “third-dimension” you refer to?

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Vic 20 REPRESENTIN'

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Doan’ rrreprazent wit’ nothin’ but a 40. Um…yo.

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Is it always the man with the gun?
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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Fallout 1 and 2 cant compare to games now a days when comparing graphics, but the plot and story in those are still better then stuff they make now a days.

by kvdp12 on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, graphics don’t bother me. After all, I regularly play Genesis and SNES games (still in the middle of Final Fantasy VI Advance). I’m referring to the battle system.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, absolutely. The story and dialog of Fallouts 1 & 2 are head and shoulders above Fallout 3. I think a lot of it is because mainstream game-makers nowadays feel they have to have voice actors for all their characters, which slows down dialog and reduces the amount of exposition and detail you can put in the story.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Assassin’s Creed was a disappointment for me. The story was ridiculous and it was way too repetitive, but it was still fun to play.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I really didn’t care about the story at all, which is rare. I just enjoyed the gameplay a lot.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

FIFA '08

I’m kicking some serious Premier League tail with Newcastle, yo…

Have upped the difficulty before the start of the season I’m currently on (2010 I think) and am 2nd in the league, just got knocked from the UEFA Cup by Inter Milan, but am still alive and kicking in both cup competitions. Obafemi Martins has 20 goals already, and I’ve still got another 2 months of games to go, I believe.

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and I just got done beating Command and Conquer Red Alert 3….time to whoop that ass on the multi-player now

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

PES 09

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

That is definitely a good one as well!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Civilization: Revolution, Castle Crashers and Rock Band 2

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

GT4 (PS2)
IL2 Sturmovik 1946 (PC) – overwheming

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

- Ultima: Exodus on a NES emulator on my laptop. I had to go back to it, since I didn’t get it the first time I played. The documentation on the game was piss poor, so I wanted to go back now and try to beat the game.
- Madden 07. I love going back and drafting a really crappy team, then building the team up over seasons. I have one team that’s completely unstoppable, it’s awesome.
- Quit playing Oblivion recently, as I found there are just too many things I don’t really like about the game, such as a lack of personality from the NPCs, lack of distinction between any NPCs, awful character interaction, a lack of unique weapons or armor without the Mod communitt getting involved, and not enough of an interactive world in general. I mean, couldn’t they release an expansion where you help rebuild Kvatch?

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball Mogul. And that’s it. I’m looking to get a 360 once I get my tax returns and paychecks in.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Fallout

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2 on PC

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Jan 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of Guitar Hero 3 and World Tour. And I was playing through Legend of Dragoon (just so I can finish it already, I’ve been playing it for like 5 years) but I haven’t played it again since coming back to school. I don’t know why. I get frustrated by the horrible translation.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow that game is old. And good. But mostly old.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The battle system is awesome, but the story and characters and translation are really bad, imo. Still, it’s fun.

I still only have a PS2, so I mostly play old PS1 and PS2 RPGs I never got around to finishing.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wii hijack!

Anyone have any good, cheap Wii games they’d highly recommend? Since buying the console, we still haven’t purchased any new games for it.

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Do Virtual Console games count?

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take anything about now

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Gunstar Heroes
You don’t need much else.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That's from the Sega Genesis?

After playing Ultima: Exodus, I might actually need something a little more updated, but I might have to check it out anyway. Is it cheap?

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a Genny game. I have no idea how much it costs though because I don’t actually own a Wii. It should be 10 dollars or less though.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wii Play. I’ve spent countless hours on tank battle alone. Also, Trauma Center.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

+1 for Wii Play

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear de Blob and Boom Blox are pretty good. Mario Kart and Galaxy are fun. I have to mention Okami, even if it may not be your type of game.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom Blox is the Steven Spielberg game, isn’t it? My nephew highly recommends Mario Kart, too.

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

World of Goo

It’s a Virtual Console game, I think it’s $15.

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Jan 29, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

NES-Bad News Baseball
XBOX- COD4 and CIVREV

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by icanplaythird on Jan 28, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Splinter Cell:DA. Oldie but goodie. Just got a 360 recently and never played it. The online is really quite awesome.

Skate 2- meh. I loved the first one but I think the honeymoon’s worn off.

Anyone who’s interested in destroying me at a variety of games can add CarnivourusGray on XBL.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Counterstrike and Starcraft

Yes, I’m Korean. Yes, you can add me* if you wanna pwn a n00b (steam id: abae33).

*Does not apply to computers.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

Your 2009 Opening Day starter at second base*: Eugenio Velez
*For the Fresno Grizzlies

by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t played Counterstrike in too long. That game was fun. Between that, Diablo II, and FFX, I missed my entire sophomore year of college.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Food hijack

What did you have for dinner last night?

I made chicken thighs with soy sauce & lime, thai peanut cauliflower, and brown rice.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

My wife made some homemade chicken soup. Very good, she actually made real chicken broth, too.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Two Famous Stars for 3 dollars…that’s over 70 grams of fat…. =(

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

my wife attempted a chicken and rice casserole. The recipe called for you not to cook rice before baking casserole. Not good, hard rice.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot honey roasted turkey and provolone sannies with normal yellow mustard and some dill pickles on the side.

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

old leftover hamburger

this puppy of mine might be dying, and didn’t have the heart to cook.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry to hear about the dog

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by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I went through this recently…it hurts. You’ll always have your good times together, and when the time comes, there’s another dog out there in need of your love and companionship. Be well.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

A tough time..

My family went through this around 5 years ago but it’s still strange. We just had a family friend make a “tombstone” mosaic to put near where we buried her. Makes it a little better thinking about her.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Our condolences. I still miss my old kitty – she died at 13, we had been through the quake of ’89 together! Everytime the quake is mentioned I think of her in the hallway of our apartment in the Hayward Hills, holding on for dear life! New kitty is sweet [but stupid] and we know to take lots of pictures.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

good news, puppy seems to be fine

Must have been some kind of one-day bug, but she’s up and about again.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s good to hear. man, it’s hard to absorb the loss of a loved pet. heart breaking stuff.

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 29, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

hoo-ray for puppy resiliency!!
Take a look around for nibbled plants or other things that maybe puppy got into to cause sick puppy syndrome!

by Merope on Jan 29, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at the puppy again..

Puppy looks like my first dog a lot in the face. She lived until 14 so hopefully you’ll be as lucky.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Mac-N-Cheese

made a poor choice of cheese (by going with the relatively mild stuff we just had in the house). I’m going to go with something sharper next time.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Jan 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Last night…..umm…..I think I just had a few pieces of some herb, garlic, and cheese bread. Was hungry in the morning.

Tonight I’ll probably just have a snack in a few hours and hit the sack. I have work at 3 am tomorrow. :-(

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s fajitas! They were very good.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We had Beach Hut Deli, ham and something or other. They give their stuff weird names that I can never remember.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooooooooh Beach Hut Deli

a large Spicoli (turkey, bacon, ranch dressing) FTW!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Top Ramen

That’s how we roll. Nah I had to meet a deadline and I worked a full day at my temp job, sat in traffic on 680 all the way home, and by the time I got home I said “fuck it” and made myself a bowl of ramen.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I wound up working until 1am, came home, made a PB&J and went to bed. That Thai peanut cauliflower sounds delicious.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Is reading MCC a risk...

for salmonella?

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, but you may get butt pee.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Buffaloaf!

You know, meat-loaf, but made from bison. Buffaloaf! I just love saying it.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ta-taco, anyone?

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 29, 2009 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Comic book hijack!

Marvel or DC?

Personally, I like Marvel better.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

Marvel

Outside of Batman, most of DC doesn’t interest me.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Marvel is better overall, but DC has the best overall character in Batman

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer disney

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he in the Golden Era Justice League ?

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

GRU!!

Yes I am in that kind of mood today.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gru is the only comic I have ever purchased.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

idk much about comics

but Marvel has Deadpool.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijak...

favorite prospect bust…

  all sports..

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Politics is a sport: Hillary “The Inevitable Next President” Clinton

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Prediction:

Bust of 2012 Sarah Palin has intelligence

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s got a PAC set up now too, ya know!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

She needs to support her stylez!

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Him or Tony Mandarich or Robert Gallery

Football busts are so much more enjoyable since they’re labeled “can’t miss”…and then do

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by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s fun to remember there was a “Leaf or Manning?” debate before the draft.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Gallery?

Come on, he’s not very good (although since he’s been moved to guard he’s played better), but he’s no Tony Mandarich or Ryan Leaf. Those guys were out of the league in less time than Gallery has played so far.

by taliesin on Jan 28, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

But Gallery really had the “can’t miss” label pushed pretty hard. I also had no idea he was still in the league.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a good sign, actually

(that you didn’t know he was still in the league.) For an O-lineman, if they’re mentioning your name, you’re screwing up.

by taliesin on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the important thing is LOL RAIDERS

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

actually Gallery is really an awesome Guard. I’d want him on my team. He was never a tackle. Tony Mandarich was exactly the same- he actually played a number of really good years as a guard, but you never really hear about that. He even protected Peyton Manning a couple years. Those guys were very very good guards but you don’t hear about Olinemen and hear even less about interior Olinemen.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

Nobody wrecked a franchise more effectively than cryin’ Ryan. Well… him or Zito.

Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou...according to Baggs.

by BrianBokake on Jan 28, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Greg Oden

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

little premature there aren’t we? He’s still nowhere near 100% and he’s averaging 17 and 10 in his last 4 games

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the guy but he’s always going to be one misstep away from season/career-ending surgery. Also, he just turned 40.

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by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He went to high school with John McCain

by kimmyg on Jan 28, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Please

he’s not a bust yet just because there’s the possibility of injury. Amare had the same surgery and is a really good player now.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

It saddens me to say this...it really saddens me....

Joey Harrington.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Darko Milicic

not only was he taken over Bosh, Wade, and Carmelo….but his agent had the audacity to suggest he could be taken over LeBron

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Druckenmiller.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Could have had Jake fucking Plummer over that douchenozzle. I know everyone shits on him now, but he would have been really REALLY good in SF had he been drafted there.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Favorite?

What makes a bust your favorite? (Insert joke.) Anyway, Sam Bowie certainly has to be on the list. Also, Vince Young.

Perhaps Michael Vick qualifies as my favorite simply because he was the most spectacular disaster for his team.

by taliesin on Jan 28, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Vick

his team was 10-6 and in the playoffs 2 years after he was gone. That ain’t too bad.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Todd Marijuanavich.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Favorite cartoon/comic character(s)

Sam & Max

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

+2349823749728937p

every now and then I pick up one of the books and then end up reading all of them in a week’s time. In the middle of one of those right now.

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Jan 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Goofus Jr is really named “Calvin” because of the coolness of "Calvin and Hobbes and Cal Ripken Jr.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Just to throw out something different-

The Tick

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOON!

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I like his pet Capybera

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it but they only aired about one episode, so it’s hard to formulate a good opinion of it.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They have all 9 first season episodes out on DVD, I think.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I haven’t gotten around to picking it up.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

According to Wikipedia, they aired 8 of the 9 episodes in the first season, but I’m not sure if that’s correct or not.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right. I remember using the VCR to record a bunch of them.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It was difficult to watch it when it aired since FOX did it’s usual musical chairs shuffling of shows to make them impossible to watch regularly.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember FOX doing that to Family Guy and Firefly too. Too bad only one of those shows came back.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

They made 9 I think, I just watched them all recently via Netflix off the Xbox.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the idea of BatManuel….who coincidentally enough the actor went on to star in the Dark Knight as the mayor

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t notice that until the third time I saw Dark Knight. I also saw him in an episode of Scrubs recently.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

he's everywhere

He’s also on LOST, serving the usual purpose of creating more questions that the writer’s never intend to answer

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

/ thumbs up

It had enough satire in it that some ppl were comfortible with it. IMO.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It was pretty good.

My wife likes it better than the cartoon.

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by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben Katz from Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.
Ralph Wiggum.
Zap Brannigan.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you, go watch Home Movies already!

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack Hijack

Favorite Adult Swim Series.

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by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But I since I graduated from college, I’ve basically stopped watching AS :(

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Venture Brothers and/or Harvey Birdman

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

same here

I also enjoyed Sealab in the earlier days.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

AdultSwim video is bookmarked.

JUST LAST NIGHT I was watching Sexy New Brak Show Go! and blowing valves trying not to wake the house laughing.
Photoshop enthusiasts should see this.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Venture Bros. Inconsistent, but hilarious when good. The season 2 premiere’s opening sequence was gold.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Space Ghost Coast to Coast !

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

"Play me to the desk , Zorak."

See , this is like Disney/Pixar ’s adult humor references – if you grew up watching Space Ghost and Birdman as serious cartoons you really roll at the parodies.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sealab 2021

RIP Captain Murphy

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct Answers:
Best season: 1st Season of Harvey Birdman
Best Overall: Home Movies

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by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s up to #96 on my Netflix queue!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I eated the purple berries!

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by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Pinky & the Brain.

Some days I am more like Pinky. Other days like the Brain. Rarely am I like niether.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Jaunty Shelled Benitez

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

From the Venture Bros., Brock Sampson. Voiced by Patrick Wharburton and is always getting jerked around by Molotov Cocktease.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Taz from Tazmania

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of How I Met Your Mother...

Monday’s repeat of the “Best Burger in New York” episode had me remembering the greatest sandwich experience of my life.

i was around 9, so this was 20 years ago, and it was a little liquor store, must have been near Geneva and the bus station by the freeway, which made sandwiches from behind the counter in a little toaster oven.

they used this amazing bread, just the right amount of succulent turkey and cheese, and the memory that has haunted my taste buds for decades- the perfect red onion. just finely sliced, and somehow stuffed into this ballet of meat and cheese so harmoniously i regret each and every day only having it once.

my kingdom for whoever can tell me where this place is. i live in l.a., just five minutes from LAX, so if you know you are correct i can be there in less than three hours.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jan 28, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sorry I can’t help you. Loved the episode though.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Great episode.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully you see this

Growing up in the area you have to be talking about the holy grail of sandwiches. Hope this helps.

by wheresmyhauf on Jan 30, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

you know we can’t share that.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Spring Break, the college years…left SLO a little after midnight, pulled into Vegas early in the morning and by 8:00 AM I already had a screwdriver in my hand and was playing blackjack. Memorable moments during the trip include, drunken singing with pals down the strip “Luck be a Vulva, Tonight” ala Sinatra was our song of choice, someone in the group was making a pass at a married woman who was in town without the hubby, and if only his boys wouldn’t of stopped things….sigh….oh, I cried in public after having a few too many brews and losing my ass on the tables one night. The elderly couple across from us on the monorail train were trying to give me $40 because they felt a bit sorry for me and the way my boys were treating my failed exploits.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

How long is the Vegas drive from SLO..

I’m going late May.. Mapquest says somethign like 6.5 hours but I just have a feeling it won’t take that long.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jan 28, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

are you taking route 14 over to catch the 15?

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yup….like he said…we went through LA and on the 15…took like 7 hours or so. Hit LA in the middle of the night so there was zero traffic…wouldn’t suggest that route in the middle of the day.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Any midnight drive between Vegas and Phoenix that featured Midnight Replay was wonderful.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

 Isn’t traffic the major factor? We got caught up in that mess once driving down to San Diego, it was like a 2 lane (in each direction) road traffic was backed up for MILES. And this was still in the central valley, but it was at the junction of whatever road goes to Vegas.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why we chose to drive through the night…well, that and I was a drunkard back then…some things never change!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just there for a bachelor party last week and we saw Ice-T and his frighteningly buxom wife at the Palazzo.

The rest of the trip was pretty great too.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Only been there twice so far...

Once was when I was about 10 and then on my move back across the country so neither time I really had time to do anything. Can’t wait for sometime this summer though with my boys.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

IF YOU GO TO VEGAS...

…it ain’t all ugly.
Mapquest/Google Red Rock Canyon State Park…or just take the 216 west from the airport to Charleston then left again…or take Charleston west from anywhere. It’s purty out there , and a nice place to chill out from battling Vegas traffic..

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds cool.

Perhaps it’ll be on my dad and my SW trip to Zion and Bryce and Canyonlands someday. I’m not sure the partying crowd I’d go with would be into it.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

2004 One Year Anniversary with the Mrs. I finally took the time to see other things besides the bars & the tables.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Plays, shops & such. “Oh yeah, me and the guys always see a cirque du solel show when we’re here”

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Personal history highjack

What was the first job you ever had?

Mine was in high school, when I worked for Black Oak Books in Berkeley. I started out with the very glorious and exciting job of cleaning the shelves and later graduated to being the bag checker.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Hijack Hijack

First job you ever had – babysitting
Best Job you ever had – Dishwasher at Olive Garden
Worst Job you ever had/job you hated the most – Concessions at Century Ten in Mountain View. I’ll never look at a movie theater hot dog the same way again.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

First job: Hollywood Video cashier….it was retail, but I loved it as a teenager

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dishwasher , Howard Johnson's , Santa Maria , 1976

It ended the day after I loaded the stolen case of Coors into the trunk of that sled up there.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Gopher/Mail Boy for an insurance company.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Putting the cheese on the nachos at Dodge Ridge Ski Resort.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Paperboy FTW!

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What paper?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

First job besides helping my dad: Receptionist at Cost Cutters.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wetzels Pretzels at Hillsdale Mall

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Dishwasher/busboy at Leonard’s Charcoal Broiler (now defunct) on Castro in downtown Mountain View. I got let go after a couple months, and went on to raging success for the remainder of my high school years as a busboy/cook/host/baker/night manager at Marie Callender’s in Mountain View.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Blockbuster Video. I’m scarred for life.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister did that, same end result!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

During college ( jr & sr year) it was part time at a state hospital. Nice boost to my cash flow. Worked as an nurse’s assistant on a ward for the severely, profoundly, retarded. Very enlightening, not to mention Petey liked my singing.

by timmeh on Jan 28, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I worked at a boy scout camp for six weeks. It was awesome. I taught the astronomy merit badge (at 16) and washed dishes.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a student working at USC Medical Center in Los Angeles. I cleaned labs in their cancer research center and fed and cared for the animals they used for experiments.

It was the worst job in the whole wide world.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 28, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

31 Flavors

The one on Middlefield in Palo Alto. It was my job to make sure the stoners didn’t smoke too much weed.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I was treated to an ice cream there after my first, and only, little league homerun

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa

I live a couple blocks from it.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Feb 8, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Stocking plumbing supplies.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Fast Food Value menu???

To me it comes down to Wendy’s vs Jack in the Box. Both have tremendous variety and I don’t know if I could pick between them

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

Wendy’s. No question.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the Frosty option, and the side salds are quality, but they have no answer for Jack in the Box Taco’s (2 for .99)

That’s a gamebreaker

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

For me, the Frosty ends the argument. everything else is just a compliment to the Frosty goodness of a Frosty. In fact, Now I really, really want one.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

good point…the Frosty really seperates Wendy’s from the pack

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

A DQ Blizzard or Peanut Buster Parfait takes a poo-poo on your beloved Frosty!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree that a DQ Blizzard is better than a Frosty, but that wasn’t the question. Unfortunately, the Blizzard is a bit more expensive than it should be.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

wtf is with that? It’s like 3 bucks for a small if you’re lucky. It’s just ice cream with some oreos!

But they are mighty tasty

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

But they are mighty tasty

That’s why,

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that is a really tough call.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

TACOS YES!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Make that a Vanilla Frosty..

Then that’s a gamebreaker though.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Costco Polish Dog.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

+1,000,000

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it true they only cost 2 dollars and you get chips and a drink or something? A friend of mine told me that and I was like no way.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

$1.50 for the dog and a drink (with unlimited refills)

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Costco

Also has the best ice cream bar I’ve ever had. It’s 1.50 and is the size of my face and it coated in milk chocolate with nuts…..MmmMMMMM

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes the Mrs. Exile Pacification device.

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

GASP

Who needs variety when you have a miscellaneous pork product in your hand? Add some mustard to that sum’bitch, sit down, and shut up!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s when you splurge and spend an extra dollar for a slice of pizza or that weird chicken bake thing.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh…the chicken bake always grossed me out, or was it turkey?

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

it was probably the chicken bake…..something about it never quite sat well with me either

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

But that is why there are Polish Dogs!

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by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Stay away from the .50 cent hot dog at Ikea

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Costco food = awesome and cheap.

I miss their pretzels though.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sam's Club FTW

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes.

In WI there was a Sam’s Club right next to where I worked and one of the people there had a card so we’d always give him money and he’d come back with like 5 lunches for everyone. Hot Dog, soda, and a pretzel for around $2.50 I think.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s one near my school and when I took daytime classes I’d go there for lunch. I’d get the slice of pizza, soda, and a churro for about that much. Total win.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

El Pollo Loco

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

URITE

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I see your Farside and raise you...

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

There is one where cows are blowing up an inflatable cow and one cow sez to the other cow:

“It is beginning to look good, Vern”

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Ziggy.

“I wish I were taller.”

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ziggy is back at the complaint dept again

“The New Yorker is stealing my jokes”

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

“My wife is a slut.”

by satyricrash on Jan 28, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought a shirt of this very comic

It doesn’t get any better than the Far Side

They were selling the 2 book collection with every comic ever at Costco a couple years back.

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Jan 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

NERDIEST HIGHJACK EVER

Who is your favorite Doctor Who?

David Tennant is really good, but I have to stick with my man Tom Baker.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

I love Dr. Who and I actually really liked Christopher Eccleston. I need to watch more of the new series, I stopped after season 2.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

A quick IMDB search and apparently he’s playing Destro in a new live action GI Joe movie?

What the heck.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Peter Davison as King Arthur in Spamalot last year, so I’m going to go with him.

The new guy looks like a foot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was that lttle brunette assistant of his?

Classic PBS from the Seventies..Dr. Who , Doctor in The House , Monty Python.
All viewed on a 13 in. black – and – white Zenith.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It just came to me...Sarah Jane...Smith?

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 29, 2009 6:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Billie Piper was pretty cute

never watched the show but she was on top gear once. I know she’s not Dr who but close enough

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Dessert Hijack

I’m compiling a list of bakery in the SF Bay Area so help me out people! Best bakery and favorite dessert?

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

Victoria Bakery in North Beach. Their tiramisu is my favorite in the world, but everything they make is excellent.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny that I’ve been in and out of Chinatown my entire life and I’ve never even walked inside the Victoria Bakery. I’ll make sure I go there next time. The best tiramisu I’ve ever had was at a small Italian restaurant called Franchino’s which is also in North Beach.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently quiet a few restaurants buy their tiramisu from Victoria, so maybe you have already had it.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I mentioned Bakesale Betty’s earlier in the thread, but it’s worth mentioning here, too. In Oakland.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No contest

Tartine 18th & Guerrero Streets in the Mission.

Bread sweets, pannini, wine, coffee drinks, pies. Yes, pies.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, maybe I went on a off day because I really didn’t enjoy Tartine too much. The bread pudding was pretty good but my croque monsieur was burnt and really not too great. I also got a lemon bar which was underwhelming.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a bakery inside the Ferry Building that had amazing cakes. We got our wedding cake there and it kicked butt.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Stella on Columbus in North Beach

Go there everytime we come down for a game. Mmmmm…Click the link to get hungry.

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Jan 28, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Favorite dessert

Black & white sundae from Fenton’s on Piedmont Ave. in Oakland.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oreo cake at Flames

On Winchester in San Jose

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dianda's italian american pastry

Can’t beat it. It cannot be beat. You may not challenge its unbeatableness.

2883 Mission St
(between 24th St & 25th St)

"They can trade me," Bonds said. "I don't think they will, though. It's not like I want to be traded, man. I'm a Giant. I'm stuck here till the end."

by GameSix on Jan 29, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Infomercial hijack

What’s the best infomercial/paid programming/ad that’s been on TV?

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

It’s German, and you know the Germans always make the best stuff

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you ever heard that guy do his thing in spanish on Telemundo, etc?

For non-spanish-speaking honkeys like myself, that’s 30 mins. of guaranteed entertainment!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to start watching Telemundo more often.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

go for the infomercials stay for the ladies

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Mas uno

Tetas bonitas!

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

my favorite part...

When he spills the soda on the carpet and gets rid of it using the shamwow, you can clearly tell the soda is removed prior to him putting on the shamwow (it was once leaking onto the table and then is no longer)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

Fast forward to 0:44 and see the difference before he puts on the shamwow

by NeifiChicken on Jan 28, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HEADSET!

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ANYTHING BY
BILLY MAYS

.

Oh, I thought you said worst informercial.

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Jan 28, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Anything Billy Mayes is selling.

HI, IM BILLY MAYES!

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That guy’s beard is hypnotizing

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Question:

Best beard? Billy Mayes or Jerome Bettis?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

we don't use that language in this house

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Davis and Coach Dunleavy will not work out well so maybe Clips can send him packing back to Warriors.

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bus in on some TV show I keep seeing adds for!

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Billy Mayes

Ensuring I will not fall asleep in front of the TV.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't ya just see him at home..

WELCOME HOME LITTLE BILLY HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL?

by igotnothing on Jan 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL! I make the same joke with Mrs. Goofus.

I HONEY! I’M HOME; WHAT’S FOR DINNER? I’M STARVING

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

christine brinkley and Chuck Norris…Beauty meats power

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That informercial

has really weird sexual overtones every time the machine is being demonstrated. It’s sorta creepy

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Magic Bullet

The personal, versatile, countertop magician! I got one as a gift a year ago and have only used it twice.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite part of that infomercial is the old lady in her nightgown and a cigarette.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I also like Berman, the fat, bald drunk who is always in a foul mood.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhhh, i HATE broccoli!!

I thought his name was Vermin. Mick and Mimi FTW!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but can you set it and forget it?

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

We love that infomercial. The old lady with the cigarette talking about how onions and garlic are stinky.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr. Gene Scott’s program counted as paid programming, since they bought the airtime.

/ends discussion

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The Magic Bullet blender thingy. The acting and characters are so bad it’s hilarious.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The spying neighbor one, cracks me up every time!!

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if it still exists, but the Nad’s hair removal infomercial was epic.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god, that one with the blanket with sleeves? Every time it comes on I go into hysterics.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The Snuggy!

Every time that ad comes on, my father in law starts screaming IT JUST A REVERSE ROBE

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in a hotel a few weeks ago watching reruns of procedurals on the television and the ad came on and I was actually rolling on the floor laughing.

When they show up at a football game in the Snuggy, I lose it! Amazing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish they could cut to a quick shot of the poor, miserable child they’ve come to cheer on; humiliation bleeding from every pore.

Then again, even better might be: cut to the field, and the child is rocking a Snuggy as well.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you imagine going to a NFL game or something, like in Philly or Oakland, wearing one of those?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know…slap a Raiders insignia on the back, and I’m sure you’d be well-received by the Oakland denizens.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm..

It is just a reverse robe.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been told it’s a rip-off of the slanket

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I JUST STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

A whole roomful of people wearing them.

Reminds me of the “Landru” episode from the original Star Trek.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

FESTIVAL!! FESTIVAL!!

For me, the “Beam me up, Scotty” reading light seems to go right along with the overall theme.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

MIRACLE BLADE III SERIES

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You forgot Chef Tony's
Smart Lidz ™

Now with video goodness !

"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige

My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !

by nvsfg on Jan 28, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Is I've fallen and I can't get up an infomercial?

That is so hilariously wrong.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that one too. And the clap-on clap-off one for the lights.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I still kinda want a clapper.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean this?

the-clap.com/

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s no way I’m going to that link.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually bought my ex one last Christmas as a gag gift..

Considering how well they work it’s a wonder they’re still around…they either go off whenever someone sneezes or you have to detonate gelignite.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

MCC is the most powerful blog

IN THE WORLD

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 6:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Sheer and utter chaos!

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

Favorite Baseball moment

that doesnt have to do with actually playing baseball…

other sports too.

Mine Pedro knocking down Zimmer

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

Ryan vs Ventura

Tommy Lasagna drop and roll

Anything Morganna

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Off the cuff - Eastes throwing behind Clemens.

Funny how Roger Rocket was not so brash, loud and obnoxious about throwing at a hitter once he had to stand in the box.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Clemens

I was at this game, my one and only trip to Fenway Park, and Clemens gave up back to back homers to Pete Incaviglia and Rob Deer and then drilled John Shelby with the next pitch. Shelby charged the mound, causing a bench clearing brawl. Fenway went completely nuts. However, only Shelby was ejected. Roger stayed in and eventually won the game. It was unreal.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I take an unhealthy amount of glee knowing it will forever burn Clemens that even he knows he is not worthy enough to carry the used stained jocks of Ryan or Gibson. Should he make the HoF, yes. But he aint in the same class as those 2 IMHO.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Clemens was so much better than Ryan, it’s not even close. OK, maybe it’s kind of close, but really, Clemens was better.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

ummm no

and ryan didn’t need butt injections to do what he did.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Ummmmm yes

Nolan Ryan was overrated. But I don’t want to have this overrated conversation with you again.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

BUT HE THREW 7 NO-HITTERS OMG

Yeah you’re probably right here. But clemens is a dick, so that’s clouding my judgement.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Clemens certainly was, although, it’s sort of funny considering your handle is bondslegend. Basically everything you’ve said about Clemens is what everyone else says about Bonds.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

SHHHH

he played for my team so It’s OK. I thought the same about TO until 2003. I know, I’m a hypocrite.

Though that said, Clemens is a bigger dick that Bonds.

by bondslegend on Jan 30, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved Nolan Ryan and I really don’t like Roger Clemens, but Clemens was better.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 29, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I’m not even sure Bob Gibson was better than Clemens.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 29, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

Let’s say that Clemens used steroids, and that every year in which he did so doesn’t count. So we’re judging him by what he did between 1984 and 1996. Look at Clemens’s 1986: As a 24 y-o, he pitched 254 innings of 2.48 ERA, 169 ERA+. He struck out 238 and walked 67. The next year, Clemens pitched 282 innings of 2.97 ERA, 154 ERA+, with 256 K’s and 83 BB’s. In 1990 he pitched 228 innings of 1.93 ERA, 213 ERA+, 209 K’s to 54 BB’s. He also had similar years in 1991 and 1992. Ryan never had a single season as good as any of those five. He came close in 1973 and 1977, with his ridiculous number of IP, but that’s it.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2009 3:01 AM PST up reply actions  

If you look up

you’d see that I already conceded the point. But thank you.

by bondslegend on Jan 31, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Since you mentioned charging the mound does anyone remember the name of the guy that charge Ryan during his few seasons?

That was pretty classic as well. Ryan side steps, puts him into a head lock and gives him the bussines. A lesson in Old Age & Treachery over coming Youth & Skill. Well in this case Ryan had 3 of the 4 factors but you get the point.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Robin Ventura

Ryan was 46 at the time. Rome called Ventura “Nolan Ryan’s punching bag” for the rest of his career.

by taliesin on Jan 29, 2009 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow. He went on and had a pretty good carrer. Thanks

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that highlight.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 29, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Feliz catching, Winn at third and Noah in left field. Too bad they lost. They should play a preseason game with everyone at the wrong position. I would love to watch that.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Being there in person for Dave Dravecky’s comeback game. J.T. Snow’s bottom of the ninth homer to tie Game 2 of the 2000 NLDS (just don’t ask what happened next). Bonds hitting #71. Clinching the NL West after almost a decade out of the postseason in 1997. Hearing the Giants had signed Bonds on the radio in 1993.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG lol

hearing them talking about a sausage race in their serious newsman voices is just too much.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Favorite moment

I know it’s playing-related, but I’m gonna say it anyway. It’s a tie:

1) Lofton’s NLCS game-winner
2) JT’s homer off Bentiez

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still trying to find a highlight video of number 2.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i have as well

but with no luck

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Similar note: Clark beat Madux in ‘89. Un freakin’ believable. In a good way.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

2001 World Series

I’m not a Yankees fan but I still get chills every time I see those comebacks in the 9th off BK Kim. Those games really brought NYC back to life.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh. I was watching those games from my residence hall room in Lower Manhattan, rooting like hell for the Yankees to finally lose. So I agree it was a great moment, but for different reasons.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at work (my high school job: the Baskin-Robbins on Middlefield in Palo Alto) and we went crazy when the Yankees lost.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Opening Day 1993

The beginning of an incredible year (ignoring the final day, of course). The Giants were saved from Tampa, the Dusty/Barry era was about to begin, and Clark, WIlliams, & Bonds in the same lineup. As an 11 year old kid, it was pretty awesome.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Giants team in SF

and we didn’t even make the playoffs

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, this was the 1st game ever for the Florida Marlins.

PS: (referencing the photo) Only the guy in the pink polo survives to this day.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Kruk’s slidestep when Dave Winfield came after him.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

off the cuff

When BLB hit a home run in his 1st at bat after being intentionally walked (1st time ever) by the d-cracks.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Johnson’s exploding bird

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

2002 World Series Game 4, cause I was there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Work hijack

You people are keeping me from getting anything done.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:53 PM PST reply actions  

You ain’t the only one.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding…stop it you guys!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

On that note, it’s quitting time. See you later, nerds.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you, East Coast Elitist!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I STILL HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE OF EAST COAST MEDIA BIAS!!!!

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I really need to get back to work

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Have been z-ing through and reading comments aloud to co-worker who thinks my imaginary internet friends are crazy.

by igotnothing on Jan 28, 2009 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

Crazy awesome is more like it.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack

Best imaginary internet friend

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

this hawt chick I found on MySpace oh man she lives in canada but says she is coming to cali soon and will be visiting me OMG

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Name that reference!

“She lives in Canada, I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn’t know her.”

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nay.

Clue: the character who said it has the same name as a Giants catcher from the 90s.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There you go.

That was Brian Johnson’s sad attempt to deny being a virgin.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Aside

from the numerous girls in the Niagara Falls area… presently you and he are riding the hobby horse"

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Jan 28, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

High-minded Highjack

List your top five literary idols.

1) James Baldwin
2) Flannery O’Connor
3) Frederick Douglass
4) Philip K. Dick
5) Margaret Atwood

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

david foster wallace
donald barthelme
joseph heller
david hume
jp sartre

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact

Everything awesome comes from Scotland.

David Hume, Adam Smith, The Jesus and Mary Chain.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Psychocandy is almost always playing in my car. I still can’t believe that album is 20 years old. It sounds so fresh.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh thanks, now I’m sitting here humming:
Psycho killer
Quest que cest
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Word

Of course part of the reason it sounds fresh is that the indie kids decided, once they were done ripping off Joy Division, they’d start on Jesus and Mary Chain, so half the “new” bands sound like them now.

by taliesin on Jan 29, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re done ripping off Joy Division? Tell that to Interpol.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Vonnegut x5

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I just ordered Slaughter House Five last week ^ _ ^

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

\o/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you like it! It was my first too (and it thoroughly traumatized me as an 11 year old.)

I liked it a lot more when I read it a couple years later though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s one of those authors that I’ve always meant to read, but never got around to it. I’ll tell you how I like it.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sherman Alexie
Hunter S Thompson
Mary Shelley
David Foster Wallace
Ambrose Bierce

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack

Predict the title and rough subject matter of TakeAGiantStepnGo’s next fanpost.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

NO ONE CARES ABOUT BASEBALL AT MCCOVEY CHRONICLES. COME TO MY BLOG TO TALK REAL BASEBALL.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And then links to sfgiantstoday.com

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

YOUR BROWS ARE MUCH TOO HIGH

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OT (as if) - RIP Billy Powell of Lynyrd Skynyrd

Purportedly died of what sounds like a heart attack, after missing an appointment with
his cardiologists.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, he had the same name as my grandfather. Except my grandfather went by William and would never have deigned to be called Billy ever.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack

What languages do you speak/read?

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve taken classes in German, French, and Mandarin Chinese at various points, but it would be a vast exaggeration to claim I can speak any of them.

I’m presently thinking of getting a PhD, though, and in that case I would have to manage to learn two. Whee.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

English, Cantonese, and smatterings of Japanese and German

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

English and Legealese.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be Legalese.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 28, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Legealese sounds more exotic.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon bet you also speak Profanity

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

English, Klingon and Mandalorian.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I was enough of a nerd to once own a set of Klingon language cassettes. What can i say – I was twelve.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The new Nerd King, everybody!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing new about that!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

/bows

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

english, spanish and, er, ancient greek.
benefits of a classical education

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

English
Mandarin (competent but not fluent)
Spanish (largely understand what’ being said, but unable to use it)
French (a smatter)

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and like many third generation Greeks, I can say “Christ is Risen” and “Indeed He has” in Greek.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to school in Thessaloniki

I can say “One beer”.
I can say “Two beers.”
I can say “Ouzo”

…but I never learned “Stop serving me beer and ouzo , I’m seventeen and can’t handle it.”

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone speak Dutch?

If so, how did you learn it? I was looking at rosetta stone but don’t know if i want to make such a big investment

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet Rikkert Faneyte is available to teach you!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll be study buddies. I’ve wanted to learn Dutch so bad for a long time.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m fluent in the language of love

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I had “Goofus writes ‘Language of Love’” in the McCoven pool, so I win.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m fluent in the language of disappointment.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

English and really crappy French.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't you go to a foreign country for school?

Didn’t you learn that language?

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I had some chips and biscuits and I took the lift.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

je suis la jeune fille!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Je le dis tout le temps.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

English plus a little spanish.

Of course I can make up my own spanish pretty well too to confuse people.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

English and Spanglish

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I can read and speak French with strong proficiency. My Japanese isn’t that great, but I can read it better than I can speak it. I can get the gist of something in Spanish if I read it. I plan on strengthening my grasp on both those languages and adding Dutch and Korean to the mix later on.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

English and some Mandarin

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

German is my only foreign language

Wo ist mein Loefffel?
Die Himbeeren sind lecker.
Ich habe ein Schraubenzieher in mein Arsch verloren.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hebrew and English. I can read Arabic, but my vocabulary is very limited, and I can’t speak it or write in it. I can also call your mother a whore in Russian and Spanish.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

English and enough Spanish to know when to take out the trash.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

*shakes fist*

I’LL GET YOU, WALRUSMAN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

:-D

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Cylon Hijack

Would you be a Cavil Cylon and get to hit-up Grace Park or be the Six model and just feel yourself up?

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jan 28, 2009 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

I have no idea what you just said.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i read the body of this post eleven times

before i realized i wasn’t having a stroke

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Jan 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I wiki'd Cavil Cylon

and immediately stopped reading when I saw Battlestar Galactica mentioned.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

BEARS
BEETS
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle

Although I’ve only visited the West Coast stadiums so far

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Camden Yard

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that in Pittsburgh? Is that downtown and on the river?

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Since the only non-Giants ballpark I’ve been to is Dodger Stadium, I’m going to have to agree on this one based on pictures alone.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The only other stadium I’ve been to outside of the Bay Area is Angels Stadium and that one is alright but pretty bland.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I really liked Comerica Park in Detroit, but I’m going Wrigley. You have to love a baseball park that has nothing in it to distract you from baseball.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bank in Philly

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it have to be in this country? Meiji Jingu Studium in Tokyo is pretty sweet.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Fenway

Easy team to hate, easy ballpark (hi Howie) to love

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Coors Field

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t been to many, but I do really like the Nationals’ new park here in DC.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Metrodome

oh, sorry, thought you said WORST stadium. It’s the only one I’ve been to, though. It’s terrible for baseball.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Worse than that renovated basement they play in over in Oakland?

by Merope on Jan 29, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been to the Metrodome, but it definitely looks worse on tv. At least the A’s don’t use garbage bags for their outfield wall.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No, just the upper deck.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 29, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Never been to Oakland

but yes, the metrodome is worse. It’s worse than any other baseball stadium (well, maybe tropicana is worse, but not by much). It’s not really that the fan experience is that bad (though it’s nothing special), but the layout is stupid, it’s INDOORS (which is stupid), and yeah, there’s a trash bag in RF.

Though that said, I went there for a playoff game where they hit b2b homers to tie it up and it was pretty effing loud in there. No complaints about the noise.

Oh yeah, and the roof is awful. There are literally baseballs trapped in it.

by bondslegend on Jan 30, 2009 2:34 AM PST up reply actions  

are there mosquito-breeding pools of stagnant water? Oakland has those.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 31, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Not inside the park

no, but outside. This is Minnesota we’re talking about. State bird=mosquito

by bondslegend on Jan 31, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dr Pepper Ballpark – Frisco Roughriders.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

(Runner up: Kid A followed by The Bends and then Amnesiac)

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

kidakidakidakidakidakida

everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
in its riiiiiiiiiiight plaaaaaaaaaaaace

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you heard Radiodread? The reggae version of OK Computer? It’s fucking sick!

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, but I love the Hard N’ Phirm cover of Radiohead called Rodeohead, it’s a collage of their songs done in a bluegrass style.

by xanthan on Jan 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Dread Zeppelin

Where they marry Elvis and the Zep.

“Heartbreaker Hotel”

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bends.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I thought the Manny thing was true at first when I logged on :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

that is what a BC education gets you

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ho ho ho

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack

How long did it take you to get through this thread?

Took me about 30 mins I think.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve been on it since it started.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, when I first clicked onto this thread, it had 6 comments, I think.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how it took about 15 or so minutes to get going, and then, baby, it went.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how while I’m two fingering my way through typing comments a veritable wall of new – comment – author names appears to the right.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That's the way to do it.

When one finger isn’t enough, use two.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I must admit - I've gone as far as fisting my keyboard.

They’re not too responsive after that , though…

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I threw a mouse off a patio once… it died on me in the middle of a report. Computer mouse.

And I’ve been known to threaten our current horrible printer with a reprogramming it will never forget.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been on it since it started.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it took me from Houses in Motion to the end of Listening Wind.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My z key is getting a workout. It also makes my screen freak out from all of the bouncing around in this thread.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack

Give Grant post ideas for the next three weeks until pitchers and catchers report.

How about a completely fictional Gameday Thread? Grant lists the starting lineups and pitchers for Giants and Team X, and we all comment in real time based on what we think would be happening.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Guest post week with various outstanding member of the McCoven. Monday is TakeAGiantStepAndGo.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a pretty good idea.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The first part or the second part?

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BOTH

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How about a completely fictional Gameday Thread? Grant lists the starting lineups and pitchers for Giants and Team X, and we all comment in real time based on what we think would be happening.

This is a cool idea.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

know all we need to do is make up fictional teams

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

know =now

Best sign you didn't see on TV during the 2008 WS...WS tickets $250...Parking $30...Beer $9...Not having to listen to Joe Buck...Priceless

by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Rank Beatles Albums

1. The Beatles
2. Abbey Road
3. Magical Mystery Tour
4. Revolver
5. A Hard Day’s Night
6. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
7. Please Please Me
8. Help!
9. Rubber Soul
10. With The Beatles
11. Yellow Submarine
12. Let It Be
14. Beatles For Sale

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

1. Revolver
2. Abbey Road
3. Rubber Soul
4. The Beatles
5. Magical Mystery Tour
6. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
7. A Hard Day’s Night
8. Help!
9. Let it Be
10. Beatles for Sale
11. Please Please Me
12. With the Beatles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Abbey Road
2) Revolver
3) Rubber Soul
4) White Album
5) Sgt. Pepper’s
6) Help!

The other ones I’ve never gotten around to buying. I need to, though.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, wait.

7) Magical Mystery Tour

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I've bought some..

I have all on vinyl, but supposedly there are a new round of remasters coming out. I’d like to hear what they sound like, as the early 90’s remasters are not that great.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Costco has had some of the Beatles stuff on CD the last few times I’ve been in.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Revolver
2. The others

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by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Rush – Moving Pictures
2-15. Anything by the Beatles.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

disgusting.

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yeah, I'm sorry about that.

1. Rush – Moving Pictures
2. Rush – Hemispheres
3. Anything by the Beatles

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“Power Windows” would like to have a word with #3.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing named Rush has ever been good.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Wrong

San Francisco Rush

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Rush Lim...

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, nevermind.

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by JRPhillips on Jan 28, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

except

Rush?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently neither are you!

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm..

I’ll allow it. Although you misspelled 2112.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

1. SPLHCB (mono)
2. Abbey Road
3. Revolver
4. Rubber Soul
5. Beatles for sale
6. the White Album
7. magical mystery tour
8. the rest might as well be tied for 8th

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Really want to get the mono albums..

But they’re just so damn expensive. and I don’t have a quality turntable to play any of the vinyl on.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i can get you a high rez digital conversion of mono Pepper if you like. i don’t have the mono version of the others. some audiophile in england sorted it all out proper-like :-)

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

else, i’m pretty sure that Apple will release the mono versions on CD this year or next since they’ve put out all the capitol stuff.

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They only got up to the U.S. version of Rubber Soul. Not there’s another volume planned — but ‘Yesterday and Today" and the U.S. “Revolver” haven’t been covered. Lots of talk online about what a Capitol Albums Vol. 3 would include, if it ever happens.

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That's one thing I can pick up..

The Capitol Albums. Although I’m disappointed that the United Artists A Hard Days Night isn’t included.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Many of the songs are on Something New, of course. But I agree it would be nice to have all the original LPs available on CD.

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I'm talking more about..

The instrumentals. I’ve got the LP and always was interested in the instrumentals. Perhaps I’ll make a dub sometime.

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What is your position on the use of somebody else’s dub, given that you own the LP?

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d use it, although it’s not lossless. When you start with a probably mid-quality dub in the first place you can’t be losing more quality with mp3.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt this..

At least for the legendary mono/stereo albums. They were later and only released in stereo in America I think (or else just a straight mono dub of the stereo). The Pepper and White Album mono mixes that are different were only in the UK.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You strike me as a smart guy....

So tell me where the hell I can find some good Beatles stuff on iTunes. I had to download the effing soundtrack to Across the Universe to get some tuneage on my player.

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I think..

That means that the remasters are “stalled” as well, that was what they were remastering to do as well.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Boozer to McCartney

You’re a douche and after giving some of your wedge to that ex-wife of yours, you’ll need my money now more than ever!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't find it on iTunes.

Either buy it at a store or go to the library and rent it and make a copy.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

A woman I knew in Phoenix "had some records."

Among them -The White Album. On white vinyl.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

*drool*

I’ve got an original serial numbered.

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The Rutles!

All You Need Is Lunch

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 30, 2009 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Top 5

1. Rubber Soul
2. Revolver
3. Sgt. Pepper
4. White
5. Abbey Road

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

1. Revolver
2. Abbey Road
3. Please Please Me
4. Rubber Soul
5. Beatles For Sale
6. A Hard Day’s Night
7. Help!
8. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band
9.The Beatles
10. With The Beatles
11. Let it Be
12. Magical Mystery Tour
13. Yellow Submarine

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by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

First PPM that's up high.

I like it’s rawness and knowing that other than their two singles A and B sides the album was cut in a day. Twist and Shout is just an amazing vocal performance.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

The way that album was cut—with John’s throat absolutely raw by the end of the night, when he nailed “Twist and Shout” in one heroic, gotta-have-it-now take—is one of my favorite Beatle stories. I love the energy and the promise that rings throughout PPM, from start to finish. “I Saw Her Standing There” is another electric, seminal, quintessential, indispensable Beatle moment (there are so many), along with “Please Please Me”, which, for me, is one of the most perfect, brilliant pop songs ever written. “There’s A Place” is a mostly unknown little gem, and unlike many, I actually like most of the covers—particularly “Boys”, “Chains” and “Baby It’s You”. Even “Anna”, which I don’t think is a great song, is elevated by John’s impassioned vocal. I was seven years old when I first heard these songs (my brothers and sister were in high school and they bought every record). Lots of great memories.

So yeah…PPM goes third for me.

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by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree on "There's A Place"...

I can’t put it up above some of their later stuff, but I do really like it. I love Ringo’s vocals on Boys too.

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Of all the Four Ringo OWNED AM radio in the Seventies.

Good nostalgia food , om nom nom

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"All right, George..."

I still remember what a kick we all got the first time we heard “Boys”, with Ringo belllowing out the vocals. I think the Beatles were the first band I ever heard that sounded like they were really having fun as they recorded their music. “Boys” was a great example of this.

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by tobias on Jan 29, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Related

Favorite Beatle song from each member

Paul: Eleanor Rigby
John: A Day In The Life
George: Something
Ringo: Octopus’s Garden (not that much choice here)

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

Paul: You Never Give Me Your Money or I’ve Just Seen a Face
John: I’m Only Sleeping
George: Something
Ringo: Octopus’s Garden, I guess.

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Although it really pains me not to pick You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away for my John song.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Tough so many..

John: A Day In The Life
Paul: Not a big Paul fan…I Will (pathetic choice but I like it)
George: Something (just a great song, can’t pick any other)
Ringo: Can it be one he sang but was written by someone else? If so, Boys, if not, What Goes On.

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KILL THE ANTI-PAUL BLASPHEMER!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's what I think of Paul...

Great musician, good song writer, but basically willing to follow the trends to make money. And most of the time it seems like he was in to most things just for himself. I’ve got the Let It Be sessions bootleg and he really is just bossing everybody around.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I like John better as a solo artist, but most of my favorite Beatles songs are Paul songs.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul = douche, but he wrote some fantastic songs as a member of the Beatles.

the only solo career I really have any interest in is George’s.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of John’s solo albums are about as good as any albums ever in my opinion.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have Plastic Ono Band, Imagine and Double Fantasy and they’re all okay (except I really didn’t like DF), but they don’t do much for me.

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Not liking Double Fantasy = WORST BLASPHEMY EVER AND I WILL FIGHT YOU IN A CAGE MATCH

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to like it, I just didn’t. And it wasn’t Yoko either, it was everything. (I actually like Yoko.)

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’ll forgive you a little for having the good sense to like Yoko.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hearing Yoko sing makes me want to claw my own eyes out, get two glass eyes and pop those out and throw them at her.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’ll forgive you a little for having the good sense to like WIlliam VanLandingham.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

: )

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 29, 2009 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t hate her singing, I’m not the hugest fan, I just like her because I think she gets way too much undeserved shit.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

I love how people try to blame her for John acting like a prick, as though he wasn’t perfectly capable of being a prick long before he ever met her.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

also: she was not the reason the Beatles broke up.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t blame her for that. She actually seemed like a pretty cool person. I just don’t like her singing.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 29, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s okay, it’s certainly not something that everyone (or really, most people) would (or should) like.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like her artwork.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The first time I heard Julian singing on Valotte I thought it was a reincarnation.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If you ever see...

The Concert for George, Dhani Harrison is playing guitar and he looks IDENTICAL to a early George.

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The Concert for George was amazing

and I could watch Anoushka Shankar play sitar, or read names from the phone book, all day long.

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by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a fantastic concert

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

George 1959.

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Not '59...

But you can see the resemblence.

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Yeah. The orange and the gears definitely resemble the younger Harrison.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

he seriously looks like his dad. It’s scary.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm..

Sometime in the next month? I’ve heard some of his stuff and it’s….interesting…

Another thing I see, George was only worth 16 million pounds? Wow.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Solo careers:

1. George
2. John
3. Paul
4. Ringo

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paul = douche? i’ll never understand the anti-paul thing.

why? according to emmerick, their studio engineer, paul was the only beatle who wasn’t a total stuck up asshat.

he surely never beat his wife. he didn’t show up to all the sessions too drunk to drum. he wasn’t bitter about being second to john.

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

But.

He is a douche. I’ll never drop that position after listening to the Let it Be sessions.

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No question Paul got too full of himself at the end. I also think part of it was his trying too hard to keep the band going in the midst of John’s drug use, George’s lack of interest, and Yoko’s yokoness.

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by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Devil’s Radio”.
ha.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: I’ve Just Seen a Face or Yesterday
John: Help! or You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away
George: Something or Here Comes the Sun
Ringo: Octopus’s Garden

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: Helter Skelter
John: I am the Walrus or Hey Bulldog
George: Here comes the Sun
Ringo: N/A

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Paul: Let It Be
John: Because
George: Something
Ringo: Octopus’s Garden (but I really like the song [yeah, yeah..])

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll re-hijack your re-hijack

Best post-Beatles song by each Beatle

Paul: Live And Let Die
John: Starting Over
George: My Sweet Lord
Ringo: It Don’t Come Easy

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by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: Band on the Run
John: don’t really know… not Imagine
George: Ballad of Sir Frankie Crisp
Ringo: uh… the no no song?

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: Band on the Run, I guess
John: Working Class Hero
George: What Is Life
Ringo: Photograph

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: Back Seat Of My Car
John: Serve Yourself
George: Crackerbox Palace
Ringo: Weight Of The World

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

Crackerbox Palace. Now that’s a song I haven’t heard in a while.

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I was so young when I was born…

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Seen the video for that?

It’s so….70s.

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Yep.

Crazy video.

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One of the few to feature a line of swaying gnomes. Surely.

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Also...

This Song

No really, it’s This Song.

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His response to the “My Sweet Lord” lawsuit, yes?

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Yep.

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I always suspected the “juror busts out a sax” gambit in Keeping The Faith was a ripoff.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

John: Working Class Hero
Paul: Right now “Mr. Bellamy” from his new CD.
George: All Things Must Pass (Or Handle With Care if you count post Beatles groups)
Ringo: Photograph, even though he didn’t write it.

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Ringo did co-write it.

Then again, that’s what it says on Wikipedia.

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Psh.

Yea. He “co-wrote” It Don’t Come Easy too.

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Mr. Bellamy — very catchy.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: Jet
John: Instant Kharma
George: All things must pass
Ringo: it don’t come easy (i think Hoyt Axton wrote the no no song)

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Paul: Band on the Run
John: Starting Over
George: What is Life
Ringo: He made music post Beatles?!

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Ringo actually had a pretty nice run from “Time Takes Time” through “Choose Love” in the ’90s and aughts. Four pretty good albums, believe it or not. Not that any of it went into a time capsule to be opened at the start of the next millennium.

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Paul: Maybe I’m Amazed
John: Instant Karma
George: Wah-Wah (his ode to Paul)
Ringo: It Don’t Come Easy

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 28, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wah-Wah, great song. The performance on the Concert for Bangladesh is amazing, George has such a raw voice for it and rips through it.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

John: Watching the Wheels
Paul: Live and Let Die
George: All things must past
Ringo: It don’t come easy

by timmeh on Jan 29, 2009 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

John: In My Life
Paul: Here, There, and Everywhere
George and Ringo: I’m with the crowd on these.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

noted apaulogist here

Paul: she came in thru the bathroom window
John: Rain or She Said She Said
George: Taxman
Ringo: i actually really dislike “don’t pass me by” and i think that’s his only comp.

the beatles would have SUCKED without paul.

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by The Gene Hackman on Jan 28, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure RIngo wrote Octopus’s Garden.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

His only two composed songs were Octopusses Garden and Don’t Pass Me By, with a writing credit on What Goes On.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: I’ve Just Seen a Face/All My Loving
John: In My Life
George: While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Ringo: Don’t Pass Me By

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul: We Can Work It Out
John: You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away
George: While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Ringo: Don’t Pass Me By (a great country song)

by David A. Arnott on Jan 28, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Favourite part of "We Can Work It Out"

“Live is very short…So I must ask you once again.”

John’s bit lol.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

This is too hard.. I'm cheating

John: A Day in the life, Norwegian Wood
Paul: Blackbird, Fixing a Hole
George: Something
Ringo: With A Little help from my friends

As the group:

Revolution
Getting Better
Please Please Me
Ticket to Ride
Lucy in sky with Diamonds

I’ll just keep going

by timmeh on Jan 29, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Favorite Beatle song from each member...

Paul: You Never Give Me Your Money, etc… through The End (long medley) I realize some of the songs within the long medley are John’s songs (and I love the Mean Mr. Mustard/Polythene Pam section), but the majority are Paul’s, as was the idea of tying all the little snippets together.
John: I Should Have Known Better
George: Old Brown Shoe
Ringo: Octopus’s Garden

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 29, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

“I Should Have Known Better” is a great song have to agree. Great to sing along with.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

+1 on the singalong. I’d even say that John has written better songs than ISHKB (“Day in the Life”, “In My Life”, “Nowhere Man”, I would rate higher from a critical standpoint). But ISHKB’s my favorite.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 29, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Fresh hijack, straight from the oven

Favorite class you took in college:

Non-traditional sports. Played games like rugby, croquet, handball, etc.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

Japanese. Also a class on dinosaurs.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

my “City in Lit and Film” class I took last semester was great. I also really enjoyed Lit & Society in the 1920s and I’m loving this US Foreign Policy since 1920 class I’m taking this semester (mostly because the lecturer is fantastic and does a great FDR impression)

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably any economics class, even though I didn’t want a career in it I found it very interesting.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

History of Rock and Roll. Nothing like taking filler classes in your last semester.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

@ West Valley?

That class and that teacher is awesome.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

SF State

It was actually called The Origins of Rock. I also took Rock Since The Mid-1960s that same semester.

by rightcenterfielder on Jan 28, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Astronomy, it was a break from Biz classes

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably either my Advanced Nonfiction Writing Workshop or a literature class called The Fortunes of Odysseus, where we ready the Odyssey, Ulysses, another other works involving the Odysseus character.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

History of Rock And Roll as stated above, otherwise it was Photography.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Anthropology 250…we learned about monkeys and how they do it…well, more specifically we discussed relative genitalia size and it’s direct relationship to mating/social habits.

I also took Racquetball 5…count it…5 TIMES!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Cognitive Psychology

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I took a class at SF State like five years ago where all we did was watch porn. I don’t remember the name of the class but every week we watched a new porn and then wrote about it. The funniest part was if you missed a class you could go to the library and check out the porn.

by Norm Median on Jan 28, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a class in grad school where we had an assignment to bring in a piece of visual culture and share it with the class, and someone brought in a documentary on films of a more adult nature, filled with scenes from them, and we watched a bit. That was…interesting.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Cryptography

It was awesome. For a school with only ~4000 undergrads, having 100+ people in a math class was a pretty solid endorsement.

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Cultural Politics of Sport

We examined race, politics, class in sports and the class was so open-ended that I was allowed to do my final project, a 10-page research paper, on Bonds and the faulty logic behind his skewering by looking into the philosophies against PEDs.

by IVSPORT on Jan 28, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

History of Transylvania

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Algebra 101

Which has the added distinction of being the only class I took in college.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Most useful class

It wasn’t my favorite, but I think what I learned in all those Spanish classes (it was my minor) is the only class related “knowledge” I actually use from my undergraduate days!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes you are. Anything psychiatric in our curriculum (med school) bores me to tears. And all the drugs bore me so it’s not a good combo. And yes, I am going to be a doctor. Who hates drugs.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

In many ways its good you hate drugs, since once you’re a doctor (1) you can prescribe them for yourself and (2) many drugs out there are overprescribed. Psychopharmacology as a subject is all about how it’s taught, and I had a great teacher. Memorizing drug names is boring, but understanding how they influence the brain and behavior I think is really interesting. And the field of psychopharmacology is filled with many interesting anecdotes.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s more a bad thing because I have boards in June. Boo. But I agree with your main points. And the profs we had for psychopharm were, umm, not good. The phsyiology of everything is super cool though. We just had renal and one of the cases was lithium-induced diabetes insipidus. Who woulda thunk.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Coastal Field Ecology

I got to hang out on a beach on Cape Cod on the weekends and the professor bought us sandwiches. Oh, and we played with baby turtles.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Myth and Movies

We watched a bunch of movies set in classical times. Sadly, Netflix sent me the extended cut of Caligula.

Archery was pretty awesome.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jan 28, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Folk and Square Dance

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 29, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

History of Film. Just watched classic movies at night. Students were encouraged to bring in popcorn & snacks.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If this was a Gameday Thread, a mod would have already started a “Son of Hijack” thread.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 28, 2009 3:31 PM PST reply actions  

Fresher Hijack : Favorite iPhone/iPod touch apps

Mr. anti-everything Apple finally bought him an iPod Touch and loves it!

Best Free App: Facebook or AOL Radio (lets you listen to any CBS owned radio station live, COOLNESS!)

Best Paid App: iShoot (stupid tank game that I’m good at)

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

Do they have Snake? Then probably that.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

MASSIVE HIJACK FAIL...I SUCK!

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by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No tengo un “iPhone/iPod”.
————————————^———————-That’s actually spanish too.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

700+ comments on this and the soda thread?

You’d think something happened involving Ryan Rohlinger.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 28, 2009 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

Low-brow highjack

Favorite Jerry Springer show topic.

“I’m in Love with my Uncle!”

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

This episode was actually on in the early stages of my wife being in labor with our first kid. We watched it as an amusing distraction.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s a Maury Povich thing, not a Jerry Springer thing, but I love the shows where they have people who are terrified of certain foods, like peaches. Then some staffer brings out a huge plate full of the food in question, and the guest runs screaming around the studio trying to get away. Good times.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The 7 best paternity results reactions. I love that music comes on when the result are announced.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

800 comments

On a Wednesday afternoon. In January. On a baseball blog. With no Giants news to speak of today. Lord help us all.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 28, 2009 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sure we’ve all got something to procrastinate …

Hijack:
What were you supposed to be doing while you were contributing to this thread?

I have a paper due on Friday… It’s an online course, it’s the first week of class, and it’s a group paper. And so… I’m here. Well that and the neighbors are blasting some obnoxious hip-hop and I can’t concentrate!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Writing an online help system.

What’s ironic is my company issues a modified version of IE that is the only browser I can use while on the VPN. It takes f-o-r-e-v-e-r to load long threads. I would have been more productive if I could use Mo (zilla).

That’ll teach them.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

doing my reading for class :(

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Truly nothing. I got home from work, came on the Chron, went out to the library, came back, and I’ll eat and go to bed.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

[…] came on the Chron

You masterbate into a newspaper?!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

those Penny's adds...

ahhhh

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 28, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

writing a story for the student publication i work for (Go Cardinal!)

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 28, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was finally going to start writing my iPhone app for participating in SB Nation discussions, but after this experience I’m not so sure the world is ready for it.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

In three days , when the comment count clears 3K

I’ll link this over to Az Snakepit.
Show ’em how to run a site.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You won’t reveal our recipe for snarky will you?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 28, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I was supposed to be preparing for tomorrow's lessons

I only got about half of what I should have gotten done, done.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been so terrified in all my life.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, almost 1000 comments? In january? Is there a offseason blogging hall of fame?

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

ya, is it like talking about a no hitter in the eighth inning to say that this thread is pretty epic? I say no, cuz it’s teh epic already.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 28, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Need some help...

Best late night comedian?
Leno
Conan
Kimmel
Letterman
or that scottish guy

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

colbert

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved when he had O’Rielly on
That reminds me what athlete has the best post sports career?
That is besides George Foreman

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jan 28, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

+109

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Stewart

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I definately go Stewart and then Colbert, but not by much.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 29, 2009 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That Scottish guy is Nigel Wi- errr… Craig Ferguson

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched some of the Drew Carey Show lately.

Why did I ever like it?

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It had a great cast.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I cant figure out why liked it either!

The only reason maybe I was young and thought Kate was hot!

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s still hot.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever floats your boat, dude.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It just didn’t age well.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That scottish guy.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Leno

Have a special place in comedy heart for Jay since we saw him prior to the big time (late 80’s) at the Comedy Store. Leno had a 40 minute routine and never used a four letter word. One of the absolute funniest rountines which had us laughing so hard that our sides ached.

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Best jokes...

Are the cleanest ones.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Bailey and Brian Regan

2 guys you can recommend to anyone and feel good about it.

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Out of your list, Letterman, but “the scottish guy” os actually very very funny.

by satyricrash on Jan 28, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/ throws down the Mike Myers movie quote gauntlet

 "If it isn’t Scottish it’s crap!"

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2009 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

1. Stewart
2. Conan
3. Ferguson
4. Colbert
5. all the rest
99999999. Carson daly

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 1:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Carson Daly isn’t a comedian. I’m not sure what he is, to be honest.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

An incredible opportunist?

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Hes in denial

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Craig Ferguson is my favorite. The other four listed here are tired.

I understand that you may not speak the language like CF does, or
dig his hyperactive intro, but he is far-and-away the best of this bunch.

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by bgunn on Jan 29, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I love his intros.

He’s just gotta make up the entire first segment.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

definitely the best of the late night guys

by timmeh on Jan 29, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Open Baseball Mogul Lineup Hijack

I started in 1998 and let the computer sim it’s way through, then took over in Sept or so once Sabean was “fired.” Last season I was 3 games out of first and this year (2000) I’m looking to take the west.

SP: Shawn Estes
SP: Kirk Rueter
SP: Derek Lowe
SP: Chuck Finley
SP: Russ Ortiz
CL: Robb Nen
SU: Cory Bailey
SR: Joe Nathan
SR: Mike Myers
MR: John Johnstone
LR: Ryan Vogelsong

C: Mike Lieberthal
1B: Mark McGwire
2B: Jeff Kent
3B: Bill Mueller
SS: Rich Aurilia
LF: Barry Bonds
CF: Marquis Grissom
RF: Tim Salmon

All the way baby.

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We could have a whole thread about Baseball Mogul.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Note:

Mike Lieberthal was injured for the first two games, first game he went 3/3 with a walk, 2 home runs, and a double. Two at bats into the next game 1/2 with a home run. I like this free agent pickup so far.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You are really weak at catcher. You should definately look at AJ Pierzynski on the Minnesota Twins. You could probably get for that little used reliever Joe Nathan. He is always injured, so you might as well cut the cord now.

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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jan 29, 2009 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a bannin'

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah I'm fairly confident in him.

Very good defense and above average hitting. He’s not a world beater, but he can bat in my 8th spot. :-)

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

who would...

you do this….

and what would you do?

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

this

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601079&sid=asS1zHAN0Z34&refer=home

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

A tribute to the late, great George Carlin

Landmines in the outfield… “he’s going back on it, looks to have a read…boom holy shit!.”

"Snow woulda had it!!!"

by beat_la_25 on Jan 28, 2009 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

Meta Hijack

Favorite MCC thread hijack.

Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?

by EliminateMe on Jan 28, 2009 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

EliminateMe’s Meta Hijack about MCC thread hijacks!

by satyricrash on Jan 28, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My self-referential thread hijack that’s all about itself.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I need a life

is it normal to get into arguments with your spouse over MCC.

Damn you MCC you bring such joy, yet your destroying my life!

Destroying My LIFE I Say!!

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

Normal?

Probably.

But also probably not a good sign.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

take 10 minute time-out to service her and then come back to us where you belong

by wilriv21 on Jan 28, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks guys, I already feel like a part of the dysfunctional family here

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick! Somebody close the comments before it hits 1000 and destroys us all!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere Grant is sitting back with his hands behind his head thinking “take that you stupid computer.”

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

I see it as a victory, not only for mankind over machines, but also for Tom Waits over Rush.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 28, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Every one's a winner!

Comments galore!

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The large threads giveth...

but the small Fanshots taketh away

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 29, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Removes embarrasing posts from your posting history, that's right

And it entertains visiting SBN members, it turns a Best Sandwich hijack into a banquet

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 29, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No one’s a winner if Rush is a loser.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hijack!

Which has more of an influence on human-beings’ development: nature or nurture?

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

MCC

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Rush

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

In a good way.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

^

A perfect example of this is in the comment above.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

RUSH

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hush you, that’s part of the paper I’m supposed to be working on. Nature vs nuture, Erikson’s theory of psychosocial development, and the movie Gattaca. If someone else wasn’t depending on me – group project – I’d just drop the course!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Pokemon

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not a mention in the thread until now!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true. I judge you based on the Pokemon you chose back when you played Blue/Red for the first time.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

FAIL

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

UBER FAIL

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait no! Charmander.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm judging you.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Squirtle is the only choice.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, if you like boring turtles who spit a little water here and there. I want a freaking kick ass lizard that breathes fire!

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

sry2say, but Blastoise would kick Charizard’s ass.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

water beats fire in pokemon, man.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And Vinasaur beats Blastoise, but nobody wanted Bulbasaur

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother picked Bulbasaur, lol.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Paper beats rock, but that doesn’t mean that paper is the better choice. Also, I’m pretty sure I could kick Squirtle’s ass. I’m with chilibean. But my first Pokemon game was Gold, so go Cyndaquil!

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 29, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

All three starter Pokemon Gold/Silver were kind of lame, sry2say.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Chikorita?!

Totodile and Cyndaquil sucked but Chikorita was the shit. Probably my favorite grass starter of them all.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think the three originals were the best starters.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the third gen starters the best as a group

All three were good. I hated the fire starter for fourth gen though.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Piplup is a badass though.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If anything, Chikorita was so much more awesome than Bulbasaur.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 29, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

iawtc

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Venosaur pwns Blastoise.

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FAILS

It’s Venusaur!

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

My bad..

I was wondering how to spell it. NURD.

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Squirtle, the first time around.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU ARE A GOOD MAN.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

First time?

I was Squirtle.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You are forgiven for the Rush transgression.

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I never played Red/Blue :(

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

what was the first one you played?

do u liek mudkipz?

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ys I liek mudkipz

First PKMN game for me was Silver and I had Chikorita as my starter.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I went with Totodile in that one. WATER POKEMON YEAH.

This really makes me wish I knew where my DS charger is. I want to play some Leaf Green and Emerald so I can get all the starters from those into my Pearl.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been thinking about getting the GBA games so I could do just that. D:

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, I even bought Pokemon XD two summers ago for it. :\

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

lawl

Don’t worry, I did too.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I love water PKMN but Totodile sucks. I really dislike him.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know if he even ended up in my final G/S party.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The horror.....THE HORROR

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Pokemon? With the poke and the mon and the argh argh argh.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I always play Yellow so I can use pikachu even though he sucks.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait. Is this the non sequitur hijack?

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Vacation Hijack

If you could go anywhere in the whole world where would you go and why?

For me, it’d be Egypt and a cruise down the Nile. I’ve wanted to be an archaeologist when I was a kid and my fascination with the ancient Egyptians have carried on to my adult life.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

I really want to visit India. Also Spain, Scotland, and Australia, but especially India.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been to India & Hawaii. Guess which one you should go on for a vacation?

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by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Egypt is amazing.

And there aren’t many places I don’t want to go (hypothetically, anyway).

At the moment, it’s not new, but I’d really like to go back to London. :(

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Japan, so I can actually use the Japanese I’ve learned. And buy panties from a vending machine.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Panties from a vending machine? Their technology is so far advanced from ours.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You wear panties Natto? I learn something new about you everyday. I think I love you more now.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they usually rip by the time I stretch them past my nose.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That's going up and over right?

You really want to get that wedged in the crack don’t you?

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s just so damn convinient.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 28, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn so many places...

I’d probably say the Andes right now, around Macchu Picchu.

Right now though I’d like to get up to a little lake near Yosemite, such a quiet place.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Yosemite. One of the few non-profit groups we haven’t excised from the budget is the Yosemite Fund. I’m thinking of going up there late February, but I don’t want to (cuz I never have) drive in the snow.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yosemite is, indeed, awesome.

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Our best Yosemite pics. I got 2 of these enlarged to poster size for Mr. Merope’s birthday a few years ago. Best not-ridculously-priced birthday present ever.

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice photos..

The one from Tunnel View is my favourite.

Probably my best photo of the Yosemite area. This is Gibbs Lake, just to the east of Tioga Pass. About 9500 feet and there is no one that ever goes there.

Can’t wait to get there with my DSLR instead of the point and shooter that this was taken on.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The one from Tunnel View is one that I had enlarged, it hangs over our fireplace. They’ve apparently totally remodeled that area, to the point of trimming some trees that were blocking the view!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea..

I’m curious about that.

Are you looking for hiking around Gibbs Lake? Not exactly. It’s just outside of the park to the east and the trail into it is only about 3 miles and it ends at the lake. A lot of fun off trail hikes around there just into the upper reaches of the canyon but probably not for a family and not for this time of year. If you’re going to the valley and there isn’t any snow there, try a hike to Carlon Falls. Mostly flat, 2.8 miles round trip (so says the book, I believe it’s a bit more, probably around 3 or 3.25 or so but I could be wrong). It starts just outside the park and enters it, follows the South Fork Tuolumne River to Carlon Falls. Only about 100 feet of elevation gain, so it’s a nice stroll. there is one moderately strenuous part where the trail used to go straight but there was a landslide and you have to navigate along a use trail up the canyon wall, but it’s a short segment and it’s still just hiking, only steeper hiking. Have fun if you do go!


(not my picture)

To hike it take 120 into the park and turn left on the road to Hetch Hetchy before the entrance station (or turn right after leaving the entrance station). Go down until you hit the river you’ve been dropping into and park there (Carlon Day Use Area). Take the trail on the north (left if you’re facing upstream) side and that will lead you there. The trail on the south (right) is Old Big Oak Flat Road and will take you to the Sequoia groves along the Tioga Road (Probably snowed in right now).

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The last time we went was to take a friend who was moving back to Texas and hadn’t yet seen Yosemite. It was late April and we had planned to hike the Yosemite Falls trail up to the top. We got caught in a snowstorm about halfway up and had to turn around.

by Merope on Jan 29, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

Take that “It’s always sunny in California!” people!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been turned back in July by those surprise thunderstorms, but now I’ve got my gortex so I’m a bit more adventurous.

by timmeh on Jan 29, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like an ad campaign “Get your Gortex on!”

by Merope on Jan 29, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Just keep down off of a mountain...

Lightning =/= good in those thunderstorms.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 31, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Is there good hiking up in that area?

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Best chance..

Take 140. I hope to get up there sometime in the next month or so just to be there again. Honestly, besides friends and family, that’s what I missed most about California.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I would just like to be off on a little tropical island somewhere with no one to bother me!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

But then..

You wouldn’t have all this to read!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but I also wouldn’t have to read the papers or listen to the news…

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Den Haag, Netherlands. I can see them play honkbal, view old architecture, and chill in liberal heaven.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Portugal

Any small seaside town will do just fine thank you very much.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Jan 28, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Palau

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 29, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

999 comments, 2 new

That makes this #1000!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

It's like New Years!

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by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t we supposed to kiss or something?

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 28, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate nothing more than people typing 1st, 2nd etc in the comments of articles

with that said I am out.

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a fact , we pad our numbers with nothing.

Which is why I’ve questioned why folks call these things “epic”.

Don’t get me wrong , it’s the most interesting nothing I’ve ever seen.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a comment limit on SBnation?

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

I know one way to find out.

by neurofarm on Jan 28, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

By asking politely?

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by Revolution1 on Jan 28, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

by asking rudely?

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

By finding the heart of SB Nation and ripping it out. Don’t quit we almost found it

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by say hey nation on Jan 28, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

DOWN WITH SBNATION COMMENT LIMIT TYRANY!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright..

It’s time for me to leave this thread for the night. Thanks for the great day McCoven. Unfortunately, work tomorrow at 3am calls for me to sleep.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 28, 2009 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

We’re ten comments away from 1100!

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WE CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS NOBLE AND WORTHY GOAL IN OUR LIFETIMES!!!!

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw a trailer for Coraline a few weeks ago at the cinema

I’m not familiar with the novel but I think pretty much anything Neil Gaiman does is made of win. I’m planning on seeing the film. Anyone else?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

I’d like to, but I don’t get much of a chance to go out to the movies nowadays. I will get a chance in a couple of weeks, but I also want to see The Wrestler and Doubt, and there’s probably other stuff my wife has in mind, so the competition is thick.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I still need to see Frost/Nixon. The theatre near my house lowered ticket prices to under $7 (for regular shows!) and it’s playing there. So that will be a to do.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m interested in that too, but I think it’ll wait ’til Netflix.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm watching it

The movie doesn’t look as if it’ll retain the creepiness of the book, but hey, it’s Gaiman and stop-motion, so twice the awesome. Also the director Henry Selick did The Nightmare Before Christmas

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Springsteen at the Super Bowl: pro, con, or 3000 words of ambivalence?

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

I just can’t wait for him to start telling stories about Camaros and the Jersey Shore so that his three songs end up taking about an hour.

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be awesome if he did that.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 28, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he does that. <3 Bruce

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by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad they knocked down Tampa Stadium. They could have played the 2nd half of the game there and let Bruce play on.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

1 word of apathy is OK too.

by 2X2L on Jan 29, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

two separate threads
eighteen hundred plus comments
we are teh awesome

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 28, 2009 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

I guess haikus are out of style.

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by thehavenot on Jan 29, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The Office porn

Really. Link isn’t NSFW but the video in the link is.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

Link fail

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/31863556.html

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The video has been yanked from Youtube for TOS violations. OMG SO SAD.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

D:

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 28, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread makes my computer hurt. First it crashed my Firefox (a couple times) and now it’s making explorer really really slow. I think this means I have to go. Sad. Why must you be so epic, ellipsis thread?

by cornball on Jan 28, 2009 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

Safari is still hanging with it. What are other folks using?

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m using Firefox 3 w/ no problems, but I’ve had the thread open in a tab since I first opened it. I find that long long threads work better that way.

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PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 28, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m using OmniWeb, which uses Safari’s rendering engine.

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by jcb9 on Jan 28, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m using firefox, on a mac… but I’ve had it open in a tab since the post hit 500 comments. Otherwise it’s crash and burn city!

by Merope on Jan 28, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Opera is still cruising and grooving.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG this thread

it’s going to take me the rest of time to read it. But it’s quite awesome. But also very long.

by bondslegend on Jan 28, 2009 8:45 PM PST reply actions  

I do not have nearly the energy to sort through this one….

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Don't F with the Affeldt

by Giant among Angels on Jan 28, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thread Hijack: What the hell is going on here?

by deuce deuce on Jan 28, 2009 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

The complement may be easier to characterize.

by 2X2L on Jan 28, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude

If a TAGSAG post hits any time soon, we’re all fucked. All the good hijacks have been hashed out. How could we be so careless?

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by marcello on Jan 28, 2009 9:53 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t worry. I’ve got some more in the bag.

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by Natto on Jan 28, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Question:

Do you folks mind if we throw a half dozen or so desalinization plants off your coastline so we can water the desert?

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 28, 2009 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

Yes.

You have the Colorado.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How many pieces can you cut out of that pie?

/recoils in horror at thought of potential pie references

This just in...Bobby Estallela can suck a dead donkey dick.

by victor frankenstein on Jan 29, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well..

LA shouldn’t be getting any, and they shouldn’t be getting any water from the Sierra and Owens Valley either. WHY DON’T YOU BUILD A CITY WHERE THERE’S WATER INSTEAD OF PUTTING IT IN A DESERT???? DIE OF DEHYDRATION HYDRATION STEALERS!!!!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

LA

can suck it out of their river.
Oh…hi , Pops!

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 29, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wowie

I’m gone for the whole day and I miss this epically monsterish thread. Good times.

New hijack: what was the stupidest thing you ever thought related to the Giants?

I have a few:

1. Eugenio Velez was going to be a stud third baseman in 2008.
2. Jason Schmidt was going to be the “third-starter at best” (not my words exactly) in 2005, with Noah Lowry being the “new ace” of the staff.
3. Barry coming back in 2005 was going to lead the Giants to the playoffs.
4. Pedro Feliz should have been a “good hitter in the clutch” in 2005 because ZOMFGH, HE LED THE TEAM IN HR AND RBI!!!! and if had only been “more clutch”, the Giants would’ve won the West.
5. Barry Bonds should’ve bunted more to the third-base side in 2006 and 2007.
6. There was a Game 7 of the 2002 World Series.
6. I hoped that the Giants would lose the 2002 World Series so that all the fairweather fans I knew would stop being so fairweather-y

/awaits lightning bolt from the Mays

7. The length of the Rowand contract is bad.

7. The Giants have A WHOLE LOTTA PITCHIN DEPTH RIGHT NOW CLOSE TO THE MAJORS FTW SO LET’S TRADE BOTH CAIN AND SANCHEZ!!!

And plenty more that I’ve already forgetten.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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*For the Fresno Grizzlies

by baetown415 on Jan 28, 2009 11:37 PM PST reply actions  

I once argued in favor of signing Zito.

At no more than 5/75M, though.

VAE PVTO DEVS FIO

by Bhaakon on Jan 28, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Final out , 1971 NLCS Playoffs

I labored for decades with the notion that Tito Fuentes remained on second simply because he was so stunned that Willie Mays would bunt rather than swing away.

  Or earlier than that…in the first radio game I ever listened to…how immediately after hitting the ball a batter was already rounding third base. This was before the notion that there might already be runners on base entered my feeble brain.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 29, 2009 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh Good Grief so many choices.

 Off the top of my head the biggest couple in the last handful of years would be:
1. I thought Mr. Roberts would be more productive and not play CF in his first 2 years when signed. FAIL.
2. I thought Niekro would be a league average first baseman with power. FAIL.

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 29, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a week when I thought Jose Castillo would work out.

There were about three games when I thought Brian Bocock wouldn’t be an embarrassment to the franchise.

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 29, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I was excited about the signings of Armando Benitez and Edgardo Alfonzo.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually thought burris would start 2009 as SS

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Pete Falcone

My first prospect crush. I was certain he would be the next Sandy Koufax.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Jan 29, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought they should have signed Andruw Jones

Thank Gawd Sabean passed.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Jerome Williams was the best of the three W-named rookie pitchers in 2003. D:

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, who were the other two?

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Ainsworth
Fwoppert

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Willis?
W-somebodyelse?

I never liked Dontrelle Willis.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 29, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Wachoo talkin bout?

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhh

Other teams are included…I get it.

Williams
Willis
Webb

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

And while we're on the topic

Willis winning the ROY over Webb is another egregious error by the BBWA. You can tell I’m super serial since I used such a big word.

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was baffled by that pick. Even though Willis is a fellow East Bay native.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was trying to think of what other Giants rookies in 2003 had W names.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, sorry, I should have clarified.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You are correct though..

On Number 5.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Get rid of the juiced ball

Return to pre-1994 style baseball that was the standard since The Say Hey kid joined the majors, basically.

http://highboskage.com/juiced-ball.shtml

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"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
"Woo hoo" - Tim "The Kid" Lincecum

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jan 29, 2009 8:24 AM PST reply actions  

there is more to this than the ball. Going back to the old ball is like a gun ban the only bans guns only over 9mm caliber.

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

So...

Grant, with your apparent lack of ideas and/or the slowness of baseball season, might you grace us with another CYOA? It’s been a while!

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Thread is slowing... need a new hijack...

The chick flick you most enjoyed, but can’t admit to actually liking (I love anonymity)

Mine: The Reader and The Notebook

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 29, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Legally Blonde

It’s actually really funny and well written. There’s a scene in the law classroom where the class is discussing a habitual sperm donor’s right to communicate with a child that his sperm created. Elle, the titular blonde, asks about every sperm emission recorded in this man’s life and commented on masturbatory releases as “reckless abandonment.” lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

too much chihuahua

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 29, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw the sequel against my better judgement

It was really awful.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, the sequel was terrible, but the original was great and it had an awesome message.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate to be serious and everything...

But I thought the message of the original was terrible. Beautiful rich protagonist as plucky underdog because the world is so titled against her. Yeah, she’s lived a life of oppression. Infuriated me no end. Am I officially a curmudgeon now?

I got one word for you: "youneverknow"

by senorvegas on Jan 29, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw the message as a smart gal who never realized she was smart until she was actually challenged and engaged in a dynamic field of study, and she did well.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus it was funny and fluffy

.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That too!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends, what’s your “get off my lawn” count for the day?

by Merope on Jan 29, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Anonymity? What's that?

The Devil Wears Prada
27 Dresses

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

an-o-nym-i-ty   Spelled Pronunciation [an-uh-nim-i-tee] Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun, plural -ties. 1. the state or quality of being anonymous.
2. an anonymous person: some fine poetry attributed to anonymities.

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t call it a chick flick, but Say Anything makes me mushy.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no problem admitting that, though. I’ve never been accused of being a manly man.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Not many of us have..

At least not many who have posted in this thread.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Insulting and Patently Offensive Highjack

Are the women of MCC more manly than the men of MCC?

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea.

I’d put tk and Baron above me at least.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well..

At least I have MAN in my name. Some of you people are just letters, or food items, or irrelevant terms. Not me, I’m descriptive.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My 9 is VERY VERY MANLY.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That probably qualifies as a TMI.

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re just intimidated by the manitude that eeps from my every pore.

/changes his username to Mr. Masculinity.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re half man, half walrus? Or a male walrus?

by chilibean_3 on Jan 29, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

But the paraphernalia of Walruii are among the largest in the animal kingdom.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really have anything.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 29, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 30, 2009 3:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d scratch my balls if I had some. Just for you.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sure someone will volunteer theirs.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

the notebook was really really good and really really really really sad.

Also the devil wears prada

by bondslegend on Jan 29, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Just a couple

P.S. I love you (until the retarded ending where the mom falls for the dad of her daughter’s boyfriend)
Love, Actually.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

My Sassy Girl
The original, not the American one.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Not An Affair To Remember. And not Sleepless In Seattle either.

Does The Rock count as a chick flick?

by 2X2L on Jan 29, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

sleepless in seattle

possibly one of the worst movies evar.

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Do these count?

John Tucker Must Die
Mean Girls

Because those were both pretty good I think.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Mean Girls is funny as hell

FOUR for you Glen Coco you go Glen Coco

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Mean Girls was pretty hilarious. I was very skeptical, but I enjoyed it quite a bit.

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Mean Girls was a funny movie. I’m not sure if it counts as a chick flick at all though.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 29, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea that's what I was thinking..

John Tucker Must Die I’d say was though.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sort of disappointed that it didn’t get an R rating. I bet it would have been even funnier if it was allowed to raunch it up a bit.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

In a vaguely similar vein

Who’s going to be watching the Puppy Bowl, Sunday? I’ll probably catch about 10-15 minutes of it before I grow bored.

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to the women: We don’t mind chick flicks if there’s hot women in them. I’m looking forward to watching Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore & Scarlett Johannsen for an hour & a half next week.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Which movie is that?

I’m tempted to watch Vicky Christina Barcelona for that very reason, but I heard Woody Allen somehow managed to ruin a kiss between Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson. My mind is destroyed with how impossible that task that sounds.

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

kiss between Penelope & Scarlett? Sounds watchable.

Answer: He’s just not that into you.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes, I want to see that as well, although I want to read the book first.

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Or date a woman who thinks chick flicks are stupid?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That would work too.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 30, 2009 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to like Valley Girl, I haven’t watched it in eons so I don’t know if I still would. Nicholas Cage’s best movie role ever < wink > < wink >

and as I said on a different thread To Wong Foo which I guess is not exactly a chick flick but I don’t go in for sappy melodramas. I hated the way they played up the love story bit in LotR. Get to the damn Orc smashing already ! I didn’t put this on to watch smoochy smoochies!

by Merope on Jan 29, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

fess up time

It Could Happen To You. Saw it twice. Cried both times. I swear I’m a manly man, really I am, but stil…

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by senorvegas on Jan 29, 2009 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

Plus it is a good investment..

Everytime you watch The Notebook or All the Pretty Horses with a girl it pays is bigger than a wall street CEO’s bonus, ok maybe no that big

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Not always

I had to drag a boyfriend to see Ali. He said he hated it and he was pissy with me for a few days after. I got tired of being the dude in that relationship.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

What kind of an asshole gets pissy because he didn't agree with a movie you wanted him to see?

Jesus fucking Christ , that’s so lame you should have seen it before the incident.

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 29, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a pain, needless to say.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He must have been pretty. That kind of whining tendency can usually be identified right off the bat.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

His hair was also longer than mine. That was when I went through my short haircut/red dyejob phase, but he still had hair down to his shoulders. He also mooched money off me because I was working and he wasn’t.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he hated baseball, too. And puppies.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 29, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Smart women bad choices

He did hate baseball. :(

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be an unrepentant terrorist who hates America to date such a man.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the year 2001 when we dated

too soon to joke?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!

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by marcello on Jan 29, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Bitching and moaning highjack

What’s annoying you right at this moment?

For me, I have a pinched nerve or something in my neck, and it’s pretty bad. How did this happen? As far as I can tell, I injured myself sitting on the couch and reading. Oy.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

Since delorean hasn’t been posting so much lately, maybe I should be the new MCC Old Man in light of this harrowing injury.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

My feet

And the fact that I haven’t had time to give myself a pedicure with working, cleaning up and packing up the house preparing to move at the end of February. It may seem like a dumb gripe but it’s indicative of how stressed out and overworked I am.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

My back...

I gotta sit in one of those swivelly doctor chairs all day, at table that my feet don’t fit under waiting for doctors to finsih so i can ask the patients questions!!!! LAME!

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea..

My feet as well. I need to get new cushions for my shoes, then I’ll be better. I’ll tell you what, those are the greatest things ever for a month or two after you put them in your shoes.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Congress is also pissing me off…God Damit work together or dont get paid!!!

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Software vendors delivering crappy code and then bitching when I write up something like 900 defects during a UAT phase!

Don’t get made at me because you never bothered to unit test your code, you asswipes!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 29, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Having an art director who isn’t an artist.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

now that is pain

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by say hey nation on Jan 29, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Getting told at work that I spend too much time socializing personally

When I’m doing the least of said socializing amongst most all the employees

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Manny to the Mets rumors

Who started that crap, anyway?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Some lame internet geek who needs to get out of his mama’s basement.

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Fucking Estalella.

Is it noticeable?

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by victor frankenstein on Jan 29, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Work.

I hate that I work such sucky shifts that force me to either go to bed early while my friends are partying or forces me to be tired the next night so I need to fall asleep early while my friends continue to party.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

1234 comments, 1 new

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

Comments about the number of comments shouldn’t really count
in the number of comments.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 29, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

How about comments about comments about the number of comments?

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

HIJACK!

Worst comment about the number of comments?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a second

Is this one of those pictures of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture, after which my head explodes?

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by UnleashTheGore on Jan 29, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this the biggest McC thread (non-GDT division) ever?

by xanthan on Jan 29, 2009 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

Do draft day threads count?

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by Natto on Jan 29, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, Maybe. I dunno, they are kinda like GDTs.

by xanthan on Jan 29, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Gameday threads usually get rolled long before this point, so it might even beat all of them.

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by jcb9 on Jan 29, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this is it. We probably never had a 1000+ GDT before the transition, and after we start new ones at 400-500.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The monster at the end of this thread was me after all.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jan 29, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

IT'S NOT DEAD YET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what you think!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh damn..

That’s what I thought…

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ACHK!!!!

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys, I just put on Moving Pictures.

by xanthan on Jan 29, 2009 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

I'm sorry.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

My prog phase has long since passed and I didn’t like Rush even then, sorry :(

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot… Floyd, Yes, Genesis, King Crimson, Jethro Tull, ELP, bit of Van der Graaf Generator (didn’t really get into them either) and shitty prog metal like Dream Theater, Queensrÿche, Ayreon and Symphony X. And I tried to listen to Rush many times (you can look on my last.fm! They have well over 100 plays!) but they just never did anything for me. It makes no sense, I know, but that’s how it is.

The only one of those bands I still listen to regularly is Pink Floyd… though I think I still at least like In the Court of the Crimson King, Aqualung, Thick as a Brick and maaaaaaybe Selling England by the Pound, Red and Larks Tongues in Aspic. I never listen to them though.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and Porcupine Tree, who probably aren’t really true ~prog and who I still listen to as well.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

PTree on McC!

Never saw that coming. They would be much more psych than prog in my book.

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by bgunn on Jan 29, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re a great band! I don’t listen to them as much as I used to, but In Absentia is still a great album. (And the rest are too.)

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by jponry on Jan 30, 2009 6:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I really dig King Crimson and ELP. Awesome prog! I think I’ve asked you this before, but did you check out Rush’s 2112? If not, try it once!

also, lol @ Dream Theater.

by xanthan on Jan 29, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Dream Theater was my very favorite band for a long time! Now I can’t listen to them without wanting to vomit.

And yeah, 2112 was the closest I ever came to liking a Rush album.

Here’s how the breakdown of my Rush listening went.

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

2112 is def my favourite, but I’m not sure what to put next. I think Snakes and Arrows just because it’s newer and less listened to.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hemispheres, baby. It’s all about Hemispheres, though I’ll also accept debates on the behalf of Farewell to Kings.

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 29, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Or else…..

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

if you don’t like Rush at age 14, you never will

I'm spent, just can't rosterbate anymore.

by oldjacket on Jan 31, 2009 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got Counterparts that I got at the library and I haven’t listened to it yet. puts it on

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Leave That Thing Alone, probably my favourite track off the album.

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by WalrusMan on Jan 29, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t actually think Rush sucks.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on Jan 29, 2009 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re OK, Pete. I don’t care what Grant says about you.

by xanthan on Jan 29, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you ever eaten a sandwich that was good it made you want to punch someone in the face?

I just made it. Smoked turkey, fresh tomato, garlic, black pepper, mozzerella, and bacon. Toasted the bread and then put the entire sandwich in the oven to finish it.

This bread is amazing: http://usbakery.com/index.php?page=oregon-bread-western-hazelnut I got it at the grcoery because it was the best looking inexpensive non-white bread there. I can’t stand plain white bread. This bread turned out to be the greatest bread aside from sourdough.

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Link fail

Google Oregon Bread Western Hazelnut and you’ll find it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

BETTER THAN SOURDOUGH?

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by jponry on Jan 29, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Second only to sourdough

Nothing can defeat sourdough.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 29, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SOURDOUGH

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jan 29, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t like sourdough. Thinks Los Angeles Wheat Berry is the way to go.

/wilriv

by Grant Brisbee on Jan 30, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

This thread is scary.

GROUGTHINK ALERT

by groug on Jan 30, 2009 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

LAST!

I got one word for you: "youneverknow"

by senorvegas on Jan 30, 2009 7:36 PM PST reply actions  

HA

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by WalrusMan on Feb 2, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

YU DARVISH

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by Natto on Feb 2, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I saved reading this thread for a slow day. It was worth it.

by Dan from NM on Feb 3, 2009 10:50 PM PST reply actions  

Sucks to your asmar.

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