Men, Enjoy...Baron, don't open
by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 14, 2009 11:50 AM PST
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Why shouldn't Baron open this?
I don’t think she’d be too scarred by seeing pictures of girls standing around.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 14, 2009 12:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
These girls always kind of remind me of the video game girls you see at gaming conventions. The ones dressed up as Laura Croft or something.
by xanthan on Jan 14, 2009 12:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Are any of these girls caught on tape with Zito?
by scoins on Jan 14, 2009 12:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
LOL...
I can say for sure that Baron has seen the photos of Michelle McLaughlin (Hey, I’m prouder of a San Matean becoming a playmater than a San Matean become…um…Tom Brady).
I once floated the idea of have her do ads for SFDugout.com; yea, that got shot down fast. :)
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Jan 14, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
*playmate, not playmater
Geeze, Freud’s got nothing on me.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Jan 14, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you're not afreud to love
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blonde girl on BART FTW!
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou...according to Baggs.
by BrianBokake on Jan 14, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
These pictures make me happy in the pants.
by Norm Median on Jan 14, 2009 1:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE CHRIST, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
WOMEN ARE ALLERGIC TO PICTURES OF OTHER WOMEN DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT??? IT IS DEADLY, ESPECIALLY IF THE CHICKS HAVE BAZOOMS OR LIKE, MAKEUP ON
THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW!!
THANK GOD someone warned the Baron in time!!!!!
I … The …. hack choke *ghaaaaackkkkk**
ROSEBUD
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Jan 14, 2009 1:19 PM PST reply actions 17 recs
If everybody believes and we can turn the comment green, then we can still save t(in)k!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She’s alive! She’s alive!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
I guess he forgot about you, jponry, etc.
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
by baetown415 on Jan 14, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They are everywhere.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 14, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And you, in turn, have insulted the other women here by dismissing them as “etc.” Sort of like how the New York Times called Dave Flemming “et al.”
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 14, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That is true...
I should have spelled out “and the rest”
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
by baetown415 on Jan 14, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Et Al
Just don’t ask about Al. He’s allowed to use our bathroom, but not the sauna.
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Jan 14, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Et tu, Al?
Julius Caesar’s second-to-last words.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
by EliminateMe on Jan 15, 2009 2:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The early theme for Gilligan's Island was...
With Gilligan, the Skipper Too. The millionaire and his wife. The movie star, and the rest…
The rest, for those of you unfamiliar, was The Professor and Mary Anne! Initially, they couldn’t be bothered to list two damn people in the opening theme song.
Your post is the new First Gilligan’s Island theme lyrics.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Jan 14, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could post that Orson Welles applauding .gif
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Jan 14, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rafael Rodriguez: Your number 8 organizational prospect before stepping a foot on American soil and has "looked just super so far," according to Felipe Alou...according to Baggs.
by BrianBokake on Jan 14, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thank you.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Jan 14, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH MY EYES
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 14, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Finally I broke through to comment. I kept getting server errors when I tried to log in.
I love you, you know this yes?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Orson Welles FTW
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Jan 15, 2009 7:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The blonde has the same sweatshirt as my wife, and looks a lot like Katherine Heigle (sp?).
I can haz homerunz!
by jbowl on Jan 14, 2009 1:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And for some unknown reason, Barry Zito is annoying me more and more daily.
I can haz homerunz!
by jbowl on Jan 14, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Barry Zito?
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 14, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
who is barry zito?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 15, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
trick question?
Next to Ms February, duhh
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jan 15, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Baron Comment
Was referring to last season when I was posting ‘K’ girls, I was told to stop because there were female posters. It was a joke, which clearly, most of you did not comprehend.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 14, 2009 3:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Duh, ur joke is too hard to undahstand, duh.
by chilibean_3 on Jan 14, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That rule to stop posting K girls was not for the sake of the ladies here, but handed down by Grant because he doesn’t want this blog to become a boys’ club. We’re all here to discuss ball and not think with our balls.
I had nothing to do with the policy other than voicing how I didn’t want to participate in a knuckleheaded blog. So your joke is neither A) funny nor B) factual.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Take it easy
The post was not mean to offend you or anything, nor was I saying that you had said anything about the pics. I just remember Grant saying to not post them. I was just joking. Simmer down.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 14, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I do like how you set out to make me look like an asshole, but only succeeded in making yourself look like an asshole.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
do not know ANY fella who thinks with his balls
by wilriv21 on Jan 14, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I’d have to say most guys I know do that. And that’s fine. But by this little display of singling me out—joke or not, and it’s funny like throwing a brick at someone’s head and saying HEY IT’S A JOKE when they’re lying there with a piece of brain leaking from their skull is funny—is what I’m angry about. Plus it’s going against a rule that Grant set forth, and it’s an off topic (and useless, depending on what you prefer to yank it to) post that’s not marked OT, AND it has the dreaded 75 filler bullshit.
Once again, our hero doesn’t get why he’s such a fucking idiot. And telling him frankly would be a waste of oxygen because he’s either too stupid to process it, or he’s such a dick that he doesn’t care.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I had a feeling this Fanpost wouldn’t turn out well.
by Natto on Jan 14, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever could have tipped you off?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinking wil meant that most guys think with their dicks, not their balls. Not that it matters.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
by SF Pete on Jan 14, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bats over balls?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Not me. Stupid galbladder, doing all the work.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you call that work, I guess.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jan 15, 2009 12:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I tried thinking with my Islets of Langerhans once
It did not end well.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
by EliminateMe on Jan 15, 2009 2:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I’d have to say most guys I know do that.
sigh…Again, sorry, sorry.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Jan 15, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
except “don’t hit me there, jesus god anywhere but there!”
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Jan 15, 2009 12:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So Grant tells you not to post this stuff and you do it anyway? Turning a sports blog into a boys club that makes women uncomfortable is a legitimate concern. Why even get close to the line?
by Dan from NM on Jan 14, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lack of brain cells
Bring me the head of Barry Zito!
by elGuapo on Jan 15, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 14, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just made an awesome desktop background for my work PC with a hodgepodge of these pictures. Thanks!
by Norm Median on Jan 14, 2009 3:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Probably not a work appropriate background, depending on where you work. Just an FYI.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I once said I'd fight back
Fine, you can have your photos of women. I’ll post photos of men. Some vaguely homoerotic.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 4:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
the legendary rich harden ass picture
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 14, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The man, the legend…Rich Harden and his Ass.
I can haz homerunz!
by jbowl on Jan 14, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t have my hi res version handy, but you get the point.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Little known fact
Right after this picture was taken, Harden injured his ass and Oakland was forced to put it on the 60 day DL.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 14, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I heard it was a herniated cheek, was this report correct?
I can haz homerunz!
by jbowl on Jan 14, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, this bring backs memories of Assnation
Which was what Athletics Nation was occasionally jokingly called.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
by rfloh on Jan 14, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Vaguely homoerotic?
The only time straight men are not homoerotic is when they’re with women.
It was always funny to me how Billy Beane once said “We’re not selling jeans here” and yet for a while there his club had more than a few Bruce Weber-class posers. Including, of course, Zito, who still is.
by shanghaijim on Jan 14, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well 2 can play this game...
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Jan 14, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice addition with the GRM hat
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ronaldo
Check this out. 0:22 had me LOLing pretty hard.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 15, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have to say that I've turned a corner on him lately...
Dude has more talent in his toenail than most of us have in our entire body, it’s just a shame that he’s a sissy little bitch and would rather flop around like a fish out of water every single time someone approaches him on the pitch.
Also, would it kill the guy to try and tackle someone, maybe win possession from time to time?!?
I’m done with that douche for now and when not cheering for my own shitty ass team, I’ll put in a few good thoughts for Man U’s best player…ROONEY…ROONEY….ROONEY!!! At least that hot-head will chase someone down to the opposite by-line to get either a yellow card or win back the ball.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Jan 15, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He is a bit of a flopper, but there’s no doubt that he does take a beating for 90 minutes every week.
He needs a new Ferrari as well…
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 15, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
psh....come on dude...
I read just about every footy site out there. Chances are I knew about the crash before he even flopped out of his car.
And calling him a “bit of a flopper”
that’s like calling me a “bit of a fatty”
You either are or you aren’t my man…there’s very little gray area.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Jan 15, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Believe me, I’m the biggest Rooney fan out there, but even I’d have a hard time saying that he’s better than Ronaldo. Ronaldo might be a narcissistic dick, but he’s still the best player in the world. And yes, he flops more than any other player. He also gets fouled more than any other player. I’m sure that I’ll hate him once he leaves Manchester, but right now I’m grateful we have him.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 16, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Vaguely homoerotic, you say? I'll raise you one "explicitly homoerotic"
Your call.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least the Giants Division Championship t-shirts turn me on
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 14, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to top Howie here
Game. Set. Match.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be the general topic of the picture, yes.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CURSES!
/shakes fist
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Trevor needs to never wear jean shorts again
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 14, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
never gonna see him the same way again, part 2
by shanghaijim on Jan 15, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This one transcends homoerotic - it's just plain erotic!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 14, 2009 7:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The McCoven Moderator Convention!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 14, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah damn...
Which one is least disgusting. I’m him.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Jan 15, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw this and thought of you
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/ofc/994634216.html
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 15, 2009 6:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That dude in green is my new favorite person. He’s like 7 levels of awesome in that picture.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t those last two chicks look like they’re excited to be going to high school next year?
I mean, not to use the p-word, but don’t let that guy on Nightline see those or they’ll be setting up hidden cameras around KingOfDucks’ residence.
by Johnny Disaster on Jan 14, 2009 7:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
No no no
He just came over to watch a movie and to tell those girls to look out for pedophiles. He wasn’t gonna do nothin’, or nothin’. Also, the hard liquor he brought is just a gift for the parents.
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 14, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
excellent
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A typical game for Rex
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 14, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 14, 2009 7:43 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
before marcello tries to outdo mine too
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jan 14, 2009 8:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm, need to go animated
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i….cant stop watching…
It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Jan 14, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's Anderson Silva right?
I mean if I was about to get my ass handed to me, I’d expect a little peck as well!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Jan 15, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 15, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my favorite homoerotic picture I've ever seen here.
It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."
I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Jan 14, 2009 8:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
he’s so oily :D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 14, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
:D:
THIS COMBINATION SMILE SLASH FROWN CONFUSES AND FRIGHTENS ME
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 14, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’M SORRY YOU DON’T LOVE THE MOST USEFUL EMOTICON OF ALL TIME :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 14, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t tell if you’re grinning or running for your life.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 14, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
exactly!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 14, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
:(:
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that one is just creepy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 14, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's what I do
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice beard.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 15, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You should see the left side!
/beard grows in asymmetrical patches on both sides of face.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm annoyed that it isn't flaking off like in your avatar
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
by thehavenot on Jan 15, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Again, that’s all going on on the left side.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I NEVER SAID THAT
I LIKE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT CONFUSE AND FRIGHTEN ME.
GIRLS, FOR EXAMPLE.
WAIT A MINUTE, I just found my Caps Lock key. Sorry for all the upper case.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 14, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a pretty big hat you’re wearing there.
by Natto on Jan 14, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That took me a little longer than usual, but it was worth it.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 15, 2009 1:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i don’t get it :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 15, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“I’M SORRY YOU DON’T LOVE THE MOST USEFUL EMOTICON OF ALL TIME” is the hat.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 15, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my favoritehomoerotic picture I’ve ever seen here.
Fixed
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
by baetown415 on Jan 14, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised no one has posted this yet
by Norm Median on Jan 15, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BB has suprisingly hairy forearms.
I can haz homerunz!
by jbowl on Jan 15, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
…and pretty crappy bling.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 15, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if we’re going to have a major flame war, I might as well join in:
1.) Pictures of hot women in Giants gear is fine, depending on context. Some of your pictures, however, appear to be of 14-year-olds, and a post like this just isn’t the way to do things. We prefer irony, sarcasm and humor with our hot chicks.
2.) Singling out Baron with a “hey guys, get a load of this” post is just rude and stupid.
by Dan from NM on Jan 14, 2009 10:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Damn
I refreshed the page and that wonderful subthread was hidden.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 10:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Just to throw my two cents in, I remember the game thread where it was decided (by the vast majority of people, not to mention Grant..or as his friends call him the Grant) that we didn’t particularly care for gratuitous shots of half-naked women. I mean, I like ‘em, but if I want to look at HAWT CHICKS for the sake of looking at HAWT CHICKS, then I’ll just go ahead and hope to luck out elsewhere on this sorely lacking medium we call the internet.
Don’t trip too hard, kingofducks….but trying to make BVCE seem like Leona Helmsley or something isn’t warranted.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jan 14, 2009 10:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
On a different note
For the longest time I’ve been dying to know what BVCE’s name means. I have a feeling it’s some cultural reference that’s gonna make me feel stupid for not catching, but what exactly is it?
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 14, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing very exciting. It’s derived from something Grant wrote.
by Natto on Jan 14, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's A Firefly reference
Ooh. That’s the first time I’ve gotten to do that.
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Jan 15, 2009 7:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You've taken your first step into a larger world.
Adoptive father to the All-Father. Does that make me the All-Grandfather?
by EliminateMe on Jan 15, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
“Yessir, Captain Tight Pants.”
Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.
by Lyle on Jan 17, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a reference to a legendary bi-wing pilot during the russo… frankish… german… war. II.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 14, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Great link for us (relative) nuBees.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 15, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say I’m sorry I missed that thread, because it’s an interesting topic, but then I realized that my username here is just my initials plus the number I had when I played Little League. If I used another of my various usernames over the years, like Ravana or jackalaction, there would be an interesting story, but no.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 15, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it's only sorely
Because just like Pringle’s once you pop you just can’t stop.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 16, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously...
…i should have blown off working and checked the site a long time ago today. This thread is a thing of beauty.
Er, metaphysically speaking. I didn’t look at the pictures.
No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
by Skaldheim on Jan 14, 2009 11:33 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
don’t encourage him
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Jan 15, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Baron
I wasn’t trying to make you look like an asshole, I wasn’t meaning any harm. I am honestly shocked at how upset you are.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Jan 15, 2009 12:40 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
yeah dude
that was odd how she reacted.
oh well, to each her/his own.
MURS for President!!!!!!!
by jtoj on Jan 15, 2009 5:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn’t odd how she reacted at all. It might have been a reaction you didn’t expect, but it wasn’t remotely odd. Single people out and, gee, it doesn’t always go over well. There’s no reason to keep stirring this pot.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2009 7:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, ok.
The last thing I’m gonna say though is that this thread had potential.
I hope I didn’t stir the pot.
MURS for President!!!!!!!
by jtoj on Jan 15, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it turned out a lot more interesting this way than if it was just, "OMG HOT CHIX ID DIG THAT!!!!!1
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 15, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
HMmm
A debatable subject for sure.
MURS for President!!!!!!!
by jtoj on Jan 15, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's rev this thing back upupUP
Did jtoj call the Baroness a her/his?
/takes cover under rock
/under rock looks familiar
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 16, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just picture it this way.
If someone were to make a post about the high amount of OT Posts calling them stupid /and singled you out as an example, how would you like it.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Jan 15, 2009 12:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rich and compelling
From top to bottom, this was one of the most amusing threads not started by Grant I’ve read in a long time. Condolences to the offended though.
by Fresburg on Jan 15, 2009 6:56 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
As a devoted Packers fan...
Seeing Rex Grossman getting violated is immensely satisfying.
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
by rhys on Jan 15, 2009 7:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but not really all that uncommon . . .
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Jan 15, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
here f'ing here....LITERALLY!!
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Jan 15, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Joss Whedon tells all about foot thing?
Color me excited!
GROUGTHINK ALERT
by groug on Jan 15, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a picture we can all be happy with:
by MonkeyChow on Jan 15, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Needs more beanie.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 15, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
most hilarious picture ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 15, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A little young, eh?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
by baetown415 on Jan 15, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
alright people that’s enough pedophile pics, creepin me out
by sharks on Jan 15, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Too small. Doesn’t have the face of pitcher. Needs a crazy mustache, sideburns, and a stare that is colder than Medusa’s.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 15, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He wears sunglasses indoors…so cool!
by Norm Median on Jan 15, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
He wears his sunglasses at night, as well
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Jan 15, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you’re thinking of Corey Hart on that one.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or…. are you thinking of Corey Hart ?
"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."-Leroy "Satchel" Paige
My adopted son Matt Downs . Utility Infielder with a Bat !
by nvsfg on Jan 15, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
actually, this might be a little more appropriate to lincecum’s style
by sharks on Jan 15, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
INORITE!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 15, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sunglasses?
I calls that style Vegas Windshields.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 16, 2009 6:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still trying to figure out who the gia nts are
by sharks on Jan 15, 2009 3:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
There's girls on this site?
I thought all women automatically became Boston fans?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 15, 2009 4:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
A few years ago it was the A’s.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 15, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So THAT'S why you're a Giants fan
Zito jumped ship over here ;)
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 15, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve got my pink Sox hat on right now! teehee
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 15, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
by FairweatherFan on Jan 15, 2009 4:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I might be a little late but I’ll chime in:
by deuce deuce on Jan 15, 2009 6:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You are in Kansas anymore, Dorothy
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 15, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like how blase 22 is.
He’s so la-de-da about it. Doesn’t look like his heart is really in it anymore. That’s always a sad point in a relationship.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jan 15, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
11 is pretending he's doing someone else
22 is pretending they’re doing something else.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 15, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What. The.
Who are these people?
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Jan 18, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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