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'Barry Confused, Barry Good at Scoring Chicks'

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Ouch. Its a sad day when youve gotta deny being yourself.

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Geez, what a tool the phographer was. Zito was actually pretty cool given that the guy was a dickhole. I can sorta see why celebrities end up becoming pricks if they deal with that all the time.

My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman

by Goofus on Jan 13, 2009 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

The TMZ folks are, imho, the scum of the earth.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 13, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am pretty sure they don’t even met requirements to allowed in Dodger Fandom. That should just about say it all.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

telemarketers are a close 2nd.

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t blame him for saying it wasn’t him. The photographer was being really annoying.

It’s still pretty funny though.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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by raisingcain on Jan 13, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It is?

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by Goofus on Jan 13, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, maybe I’m the only one, but I definitely laughed when he tried to lie so unconvincingly.

Since of course it’s obviously him and he’s just like "Am I barry zito? no.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
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by raisingcain on Jan 13, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

immediately followed by one of the girls saying “Barry, roll up the window!”

"It’s a hobby of mine. Kind of like collecting your fingernail clippings or pooping in jars." -olympic mike

by sam23 on Jan 14, 2009 2:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Zito can get some tips from Johnson about dealing with photographers.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But can he get tips from photographers about dealing with Johnsons?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 14, 2009 6:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That video is really pretty boring.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

Nice to see his off-season strength program is working

by NeifiChicken on Jan 13, 2009 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

wow, barry seems pretty high in that video.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 13, 2009 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

and during most giants broadcasts

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Jan 13, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Alright, alright, alright…. it’s TMZ

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And YOU COMMENTED ON IT OMG NYAHNYAH

I was starting to wonder how many scripts I had to allow to see the damned thing.
Turned out it was the whole page…and for what?
So he denied being himself – he’s not an attention whore , that’s a bad thing?

I AM scratching my head over the ride – what was that , a minivan?
Dude needs a raise , or something.
/ducks

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Thirty Mile Zone

Who knew Zito got the hot chicks?

by wilriv21 on Jan 13, 2009 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

Barry Confused

Oh, I get it!

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

zitos a tool

he had to be drunk. I’m leaving, rolling my window up cuz I dont want u to see me. No wait I do want stay I do want u to see me with 4 girls but I’m now going to deny being myself. Work on the fastball you cancer to our salary cap bum.

by po on Jan 13, 2009 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Cut the brother a huss. He has been training this winter. Here the fella wants to step out , live and be with the ladies – nuthin’ wrong with that.

by wilriv21 on Jan 13, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

It struck me that he was trying to get out of there, but was also trying not be a dick.

Po, how exactly would you have acted in that same situation? With the photog acting like he was, is there really anything he could do where you wouldn’t have said he’s a tool.

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by Goofus on Jan 13, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe i do have a predisposition of thinking zitos a tool

but the guy is a salary albatross around our necks and seeing pictures of him partying the nights away while we struggle to afford the proper pieces we need still pisses me off and proably will for next five years. Screw him. Screw Boras. and Screw the Giants for signing his worthless ass. If he can improve this year, which he should now that he doesnt have to be a 1 or 2 or even a 3 or 4 pitcher on our staff , it will go a long way for my dislike of Zito. Notice how I wont even say his first name cuz theres only 1 ballplayer that deserves that name.

by po on Jan 13, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Barry Larkin!

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sean Berry?

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by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Marion the Barbarian.

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by Giant among Angels on Jan 13, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The Barbarian that is Lars!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

by baetown415 on Jan 13, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Barbara Dare

Pops , you know…or do you?

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 14, 2009 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i remember her well.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 14, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

agreed that there’s nothing wrong with having a good time, but, honestly goof, are you really arguing that Zito’s ‘performance’ is the classiest/smartest thing anybody could have done in the same situation?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 14, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

No. I just think it’s pretty hard to respond at all to such dumb comments that doesn’t make you look kinda dumb…and if you blow the guy off, you run the risk of looking like you’re “big-timing” him and you’re full of yourself.

There truly is a price of fame.

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by Goofus on Jan 14, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If he were drunk, I don’t think he would have been driving.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Another thing

Why did the guy ask Zito if Manny Ramirez would go to the Dodgers? That doesn’t make much sense.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

It was probably Ralph Barbieri.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No way

Barbierri would have mentioned something about Giants management making a huge mistake on his contract.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 14, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Anytime he gets on one of his kicks, I just stop being able to listen to that show. It was bad enough when the Lincecum thing was going on, but now he has to go and ask every single guest, no matter who they are how much Manny would improve the team this year and mention how much he wants to eat Manny’s dreds for their kitten saving sustenance. And then Tom repeats himself 8 times while pausing for effect 10 times and I just start imagining punching chibi versions of things with a spike knuckled iron glove.

Or something like that. Like I said, I stopped being able to listen.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

But the thing is, that’s pretty much every day. So, needless to say, I don’t listen to that show very often.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 14, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I pretty much only listen to the Steve Young show right now.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The awesomeness of Steve Young trumps the annoyingness of Ralph and Tom.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 15, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Ralph would’ve asked Zito why the Giants didn’t sign Vlad Guerrero a few years before Zito became a Giant.

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Jan 14, 2009 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

"Hey Barry" ....

“Are the Giants going to get Saltalamacchia?”

Sincerely,

Ralph Barbieri

LinceCain and pray for rain .... or for someone to take Zito off our hands.

by Lincecain on Jan 14, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like that Jarod Saltalamacchia fellow. His name puts a bitter taste in my mouth. I much prefer Darryl Strawberry

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Jan 14, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Salty and Bitter are different tastes, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be thinking of Bitteramacchia.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Married girls maybe?

Why are they so worried about having their pictures taken?
That was a terribly dumb video. Can the Giants maybe hire someone in PR to help Zito learn how to deal with the paparazzi and the media. He certainly needs a few pointers. Shouldn’t he be at the gym working out with Brian Wilson?

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:09 PM PST reply actions  

Married girls maybe?

Or Brian Wilson in drag? Hmmmm…..

by The Double Deuce on Jan 14, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Its funny how...

Most people on here are saying “that photographer was an asshole”.

And most people on the sfgiants.com message board are saying “Barry Zito is an asshole”.

by The Double Deuce on Jan 14, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

Both true statements.

by chilibean_3 on Jan 14, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Technically speaking, not quite.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re assholes.

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by Natto on Jan 14, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew the blowjob projections for Zito were low.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 14, 2009 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

One can only hope that there is a clause that would allow the Giants to void his contract when the inevitable sex video gets posted in the internet.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 14, 2009 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

1 Night in Barry? No, that doesn’t work. I should get banned for this comment

Wall-E for Best Picture 2008

by Useful_Idiot on Jan 14, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Wingman

Do not understand all the hating on Barry Zito for going out in LA during the offseason. If a brother wants to get a little somethin’ somethin’ we should all be wingmen.

by wilriv21 on Jan 14, 2009 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

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