Zito brings disease into clubhouse
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Apparently $128 million wasn't enough?
Now he’s digging for gold?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you need to update your Hilton knowledge...
She’s not getting as much as you might think…
http://icydk.com/2007/12/26/paris-inheritance-drastically-reduced/
by Rusty the Robot on Jan 13, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
cock or cash?
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Jan 13, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so she's the one gold-digging...
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I slipped in something and fell down to the fourth paragraph.
OF COURSE Reggie will hang onto Kim , with notorious boytoy Barry Zito lurking about. No pornographic princess is safe from the baseball star…
…I can’t go on.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like the pda of her younger brother. When will guys stop allowing their girls to sit on their laps in restaurants or in public; unless there is penetration I’d say it should be banned. Honestly.
by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry for the crude comment. I dated a girl for about 2 minutes who did this, and it was such an annoying thing to be at a nice restaurant and have her on my lap. Just so weird. Girls, head my advice, don’t do it
by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
head ?
i’m guessing that’s not what you meant…
by giantdonkey on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He actually meant to talk about mead, the honey wine.
by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s one of only three logical conclusions.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hasten to actually draw any logical conclusions from anything I write
by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 11:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well slow down!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 7:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good News?
If he marries into the Hilton clan he might just retire. No?
/ does not hold breathe
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!
by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I feel unclean that I left a cookie at People.com.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
In the tank , not the bowl, I hope.
By the way I would advise others avoiding “cookieing” in or near the 3rd stall over there.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!
by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
even her sister’s ex, Benji Madden, who looked a little sad, the onlooker says.
Can’t wait for the crappy new Good Charlotte single about Zito.
by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Possible semi-rhymes with Barry Zito
In a Speedo
Ford Pinto
Really Neat-o
Galoshes made of Concrete-o
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Excrete-o?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
beat-o the meat-o
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Poo-o he fling-o
Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Jan 13, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’ll start out about Zito, but it’ll just end up about how they hate their dad. Just like every “Good” Charlotte song.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
crappy new Good Charlotte
Stop being so redundant.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.
by thehavenot on Jan 14, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That paragraphed just made me die a little bit on the inside.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Jan 13, 2009 11:48 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
paragraph. See, I can’t even READ about Paris Hilton without losing my ability to type.
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Jan 13, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IMAGINE IF THEY REPRODUCED TOGETHER THE HORROR THE HORROR
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 11:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Don’t worry. No way Zito will find the strike zone.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.
by Kitspool on Jan 13, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s official. Barry Zito is now 100% indefensible.
by satyricrash on Jan 13, 2009 11:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
my thought exactly.
i really wanted to believe he isn’t an airhead.
now there really is no doubt.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jan 13, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s official. Paris Hilton is now 100% indefensible.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s official. Paris Hilton is now still 100% indefensible.
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Jan 13, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I lol’d embarrassingly hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Jan 13, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know if I’d admit to being embarrassingly hard at the thought of Barry Zito & Paris Hilton.
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's OK
She’s a girl.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jan 13, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so is he
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Disease is a non-issue according to Paris
by Rusty the Robot on Jan 13, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I feel sad that I’ve read that article before.
by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At least Paris is sending a positive message to our youth: play hard to get, then you can be compared to a real Prada bag
by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, I thought this would be about Vernon Davis.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 12:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I shudder at the thought of him and Bengie in the same room. DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jan 13, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is Zito doing at a nightclub?
He should be a home with Wilson blasting his pecks to some AC/DC. He better do an extra week of P90X to make up for the appletinis.
by Norm Median on Jan 13, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Easy on the tini!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When he was in his last years with the A's
and dating Alyssa Milano my buddy used to tell me that his problems pitching was that he “had pussy on the brain”.
Also drugs.
Although at this point, I think its appropriate to quote family guy:
“is there any tread left? or is it just like throwing a hot dog down a mine shaft?”
by scout6 on Jan 13, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
In the Arizona Fall League?
‘Cause I’m sure we’d all love to have THAT conversation again!
Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly
by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure it’s hard to not get caught up in all that shit when you have it all at your feet. More money than imaginable, fame, all the girls you could want; and when you start sucking on the field and get depressed while everyone rips you apart, you could fall farther into the trap of trying to make yourself feel good with drugs, pussy, $$$. And not throwing good curveballs
by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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