Zito brings disease into clubhouse

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Apparently $128 million wasn't enough?

Now he’s digging for gold?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Dude, you need to update your Hilton knowledge...

She’s not getting as much as you might think…

http://icydk.com/2007/12/26/paris-inheritance-drastically-reduced/

by Rusty the Robot on Jan 13, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

cock or cash?

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Jan 13, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

so she's the one gold-digging...

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I slipped in something and fell down to the fourth paragraph.

OF COURSE Reggie will hang onto Kim , with notorious boytoy Barry Zito lurking about. No pornographic princess is safe from the baseball star…

…I can’t go on.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Jan 13, 2009 11:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

I like the pda of her younger brother. When will guys stop allowing their girls to sit on their laps in restaurants or in public; unless there is penetration I’d say it should be banned. Honestly.

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry for the crude comment. I dated a girl for about 2 minutes who did this, and it was such an annoying thing to be at a nice restaurant and have her on my lap. Just so weird. Girls, head my advice, don’t do it

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

head ?

i’m guessing that’s not what you meant…

by giantdonkey on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Or….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

He actually meant to talk about mead, the honey wine.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s one of only three logical conclusions.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I hasten to actually draw any logical conclusions from anything I write

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 11:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Well slow down!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 14, 2009 7:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Good News?

If he marries into the Hilton clan he might just retire. No?

/ does not hold breathe

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

I feel unclean that I left a cookie at People.com.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

In the tank , not the bowl, I hope.

By the way I would advise others avoiding “cookieing” in or near the 3rd stall over there.

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Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Jan 13, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

even her sister’s ex, Benji Madden, who looked a little sad, the onlooker says.

Can’t wait for the crappy new Good Charlotte single about Zito.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Possible semi-rhymes with Barry Zito

In a Speedo
Ford Pinto
Really Neat-o
Galoshes made of Concrete-o

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by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Excrete-o?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

beat-o the meat-o

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Poo-o he fling-o

Giant Dirtbags: Brian Anderson, Todd Jennings, Steve Hammond, John Bowker
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud

by Giant among Angels on Jan 13, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It’ll start out about Zito, but it’ll just end up about how they hate their dad. Just like every “Good” Charlotte song.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

crappy new Good Charlotte

Stop being so redundant.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
Only [hella] games left until the end of Zito's contract.

by thehavenot on Jan 14, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That paragraphed just made me die a little bit on the inside.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 13, 2009 11:48 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

paragraph. See, I can’t even READ about Paris Hilton without losing my ability to type.

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 13, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IMAGINE IF THEY REPRODUCED TOGETHER THE HORROR THE HORROR

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by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 11:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Don’t worry. No way Zito will find the strike zone.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jan 13, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

My plans for 2009: getting married and attending Tim Lincecum Bobblehead Day.

by Kitspool on Jan 13, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s official. Barry Zito is now 100% indefensible.

by satyricrash on Jan 13, 2009 11:58 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

my thought exactly.
i really wanted to believe he isn’t an airhead.
now there really is no doubt.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jan 13, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s official. Paris Hilton is now 100% indefensible.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s official. Paris Hilton is ~~now~~ still 100% indefensible.

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Jan 13, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

~~It’s official.~~ Paris Hilton is ~~now still 100% indefensible~~ a ho.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I lol’d embarrassingly hard.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Jan 13, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I don’t know if I’d admit to being embarrassingly hard at the thought of Barry Zito & Paris Hilton.

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by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It's OK

She’s a girl.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jan 13, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

so is he

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 13, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Disease is a non-issue according to Paris

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=34239

by Rusty the Robot on Jan 13, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I feel sad that I’ve read that article before.

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

At least Paris is sending a positive message to our youth: play hard to get, then you can be compared to a real Prada bag

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Sadly, I thought this would be about Vernon Davis.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 12:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I shudder at the thought of him and Bengie in the same room. DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jan 13, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

What the hell is Zito doing at a nightclub?

He should be a home with Wilson blasting his pecks to some AC/DC. He better do an extra week of P90X to make up for the appletinis.

by Norm Median on Jan 13, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Easy on the tini!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jan 13, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

When he was in his last years with the A's

and dating Alyssa Milano my buddy used to tell me that his problems pitching was that he “had pussy on the brain”.

Also drugs.

Although at this point, I think its appropriate to quote family guy:
“is there any tread left? or is it just like throwing a hot dog down a mine shaft?”

by scout6 on Jan 13, 2009 1:31 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Did your buddy smoke weed with Zito?

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by Natto on Jan 13, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

In the Arizona Fall League?

‘Cause I’m sure we’d all love to have THAT conversation again!

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by jcb9 on Jan 13, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m sure it’s hard to not get caught up in all that shit when you have it all at your feet. More money than imaginable, fame, all the girls you could want; and when you start sucking on the field and get depressed while everyone rips you apart, you could fall farther into the trap of trying to make yourself feel good with drugs, pussy, $$$. And not throwing good curveballs

by Mrbasepaul on Jan 13, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs