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Vote for MadBum for Minor League Player o' duh Yaarrrrrrrr!

Vote for teh MadBum Heeeeeeeerrrrreeeee!!!!

An interwebs expert enters a Giants Blog.

Expert: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(Grant does not respond.)

E: 'Ello, Miss?

Grant: What do you mean "miss"?

E: I'm sorry, I have sore knuckles. I wish to make a complaint!

G: We're closin' for lunch.

E: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this FanPost, which surely should have been a FanShot on this very site.

G: Oh yes, the, uh, the MadBum poll...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

E: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's not important enough, that's what's wrong with it!

G: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

E: Look, matey, I know a FanShot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

G: No no he's not a FanShot, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable post, the MadBum posts, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

E: The plumage don't enter into it. It's a FanShot.

G: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

E: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!

G: (shouting at the MadBum thread)

'Ello, Mister Polly Post! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you get more interesting...(Grant hits shikantaza)

(75 words is easy)

This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.

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THIS IS AN EX-FANSHOT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 9, 2008 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

When I saw E had a part in the dialogue I thought perhaps our dearly departed friend E had come back. But when I saw no pervasive profanity I knew it was just another lie.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 9, 2008 8:45 AM PDT reply actions  

oh no no no...

E = interwebs expert.

Sorry for any confusion. “Dearly departed” doesn’t mean that the guy passed away, does it?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 9, 2008 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he’s not dead. He just disappeared a while back and the blog has never been the same.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 9, 2008 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh… okay, good. I wouldn’t want to be putting a dead guy in the same thought as a dead parrot.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Sep 9, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i remember E.
but i just figured he changed his screen name to protect the guilty.

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.

by The Enchanter on Sep 9, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He changed it to E Ticket, but hasn’t been seen in a while.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

E

Singer/songwriter of the Eels.

Also, in some circles E = X, but X doesnt carry out conversations to get
around 75-word limits.

by bgunn on Sep 9, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I love Bumgarner, I don’t think he really deserves Minor League Player of the Year over Wieters.

P.S. I still voted for Bumgarner though.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 9, 2008 9:40 AM PDT reply actions  

The only reason this is a Fanpost

is because you’ve nailed it here.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 9, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

MadBum out in front early...

41% to 34%

Dont the Oriole blogateers know how to get around the 75-word limit and rally their fans?

by bgunn on Sep 9, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: orioles blog

Camden Chat is actually pretty awesome and funny. Not a huge fan base but it’s well written and funny.

BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 9, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madbum is on the poll. Madbum is on the poll…look everyone, Madbum is on the poll

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 9, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Duffman says Wieters…OOOHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!

by tyrannoman on Sep 10, 2008 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!

Duffman says a lot of things!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 10, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem…oohhhh yeeeahhh!!!!

by tyrannoman on Sep 10, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This patch of grass needs a little H2OhYeah!
Duffman can’t breathe, Oh No!

by chilibean_3 on Sep 10, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duffman is having a dilemma! What would Jesus do?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 10, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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