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Open Gameday Thread, 9/8

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Francisco Giants, Sep 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT


I hate games in which you know the Dodgers are also rooting for the Giants. Makes me feel all...not-so-fresh.


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2008 - Tim Lincecum 15-3 29 28 0 0 0 0 190.1 154 60 55 10 72 216 2.60 1.19


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2008 - Yusmeiro Petit 3-4 16 7 0 0 0 0 52.1 35 22 20 9 10 41 3.44 .86

 


 



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I really want Tim to have an awesome game, sort of as a Fuck You to Brandon Webb.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Webb isn't pitching today too..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait nvm..

He’d shut down our lineup.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, if there’s anything that would get him back on track…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIMMMYYYY DAYYY1!!!!!111!111

AND I FINALLY GET TO WATCH FROM FIRST PITCH!! AHHHHHHH

(im kind of excited)

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed the last two Timsdays because of my travels! Now I am here for the next Timsday! Praise!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hesitate to call it a "lineup"

Lf Roberts
Rf winn
1b Sandoval
C Molina
3b aurilia
Cf rowand
2b burriss
Ss Vizquel
P lincecum

…shit

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You’d rather see McClain in the lineup than Sandoval?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, gotcha. Some folks are inexplicably excited by McClain.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy suddenly realized that all of these youngster-filled lineups of late have left Veteran Savvy levels dangerously low.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad the Giants did all their scoring for the week yesterday.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Week?

Try MONTH! 10 runs in 1 inning?!?!

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst lineup ever. Not even Pablo can save it.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

playing a contender. Gotta get all those veterans in there!!

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL MAN???

You score ELEVEN FUCKING RUNS and then CHANGE the lineup?

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo can save anything..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought yesterday was the perfect time to get Gillaspie in there. They had a big lead and needed a pinch hitter. He sent up Molina.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To test his ass sitting skills.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Roehlinger was lonely.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, did y’all see the OMG SO EXCITING!!!!!! news – Brad Hennessey is starting Wednesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Now I know not to bother.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he deserves to start. He almost made it through an inning yesterday.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That could be … fun.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...mother of god...

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if by fun you mean terrifying … then yes, I agree

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 8, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

No Ishikawa, and it’s a righty pitching.

LEFTIES CAN’T HIT RIGHTIES!!!!!!!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good point - suicide for all!

But really, this lineup is why I hate Bruce Bochy.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now how do we get Sabean to hate Bruce Bochy?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inject a functional brain into his head?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

veteran savvy ftl

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scene: Lincecum walks into the clubhouse and looks at the lineup

Lincecum: “Bruce, can I talk with you for a second, please?”
Bochy walking over: “Sure, kid. What’s up?”
Lincecum: / nadkick

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

….walk away slowly

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY DO I HAVE THE A’s ON TWO CHANNELS!?

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, i just cut over to the Giants.

Anger fading
Urge to kill subsiding

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least until Dave Roberts comes up to bat.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Sep 8, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's funny

when espn talks about the Cy Young award, they act like Tim doesn’t exist. When Kruk and Kuip talk about the Cy Young, they act like CC Sabathia doesn’t exist.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ESPN sucks

Kruk and Kuip dont suck

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else sick of mlb.tv

and their total inconsistency in broadcasting HD games or even when the game is actually in HD, their inability to broadcast it at 1.2. I can’t even remember the last time I was able to get a 1.2 feed.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

note

never have any trouble geting the 800. Tonite: 800, just fine…but it’s w/s which means the game is HD which means the 1.2 should be available…but of course it isn’t.

fuck mlb.tv

by positiveuphemism on Sep 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t tried 1.2 because it requires Silver Light which is terrible, imo.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it looks 2x better than 800

it’s the reason i got the mlb.tv thingy. 800 is unwatchable (to me) but 1.2 when i am a little ways from the screen is almost as good as tv.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

try using the mosaic

it gets a little far behind, but if you select the one game and put it fullscreen on the highest quality, it looks gorgeous.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i used to do that

but got sick of reacting to things that happened ten minutes ago. but whatever, i’ll give it a shot for timmy

by positiveuphemism on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonights Gametime Beer

I’d give it a solid “B”. Not my favorite IPA, but decent and one that I always find myself drinking.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had that at a Thanksgiving party last year, and totally concur with your rating.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it’s decent but doesn’t do anything special. Not a bad beer but there are better.

I think the best IPA that you can find anywhere is Sierra Nevada’s Pale Ale, but I’m a little biased.

Bell’s Two Hearted Ale is a really good IPA that I’ve been into lately.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both are great. Again, my bias is toward the Great Lakes Commodore Perry. I just think that GL can do no wrong.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still need to find that GL beer. I picked up a 6 of Burning River a couple of weeks ago when I was home. Our local Kroger back home always has Burning River and the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, Kroger. Where is back home?

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

West “By God” Virginia

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh right! Now I remember from the “how everyone became a Giants fan” post.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which reminds me, xanthan, I formulated a theory yesterday that you are actually Dick Cheney.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This theory intrigues me, may I hear it?

Or I’ll shoot you accidentally.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you live in Virginia – which is suspiciously close to DC! You’re from West Virginia – Dick Cheney recently got in trouble for joking about his family being inbred despite not being from West Virginia. Was he trying to cover his true origins up?

But mainly, STATS Lair = Secure Undisclosed Location.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the best theory ever. haha.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also have a theory that the burrito is the world’s most perfect food.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hay I know Kroger. Their produce sucks. Sorry.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is true. Stick to Giant Eagle, unless you HATE UNION WORKERS.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our Kroger here in town has awesome produce!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it was the fact that it was in backwoods Michigan but I wasn’t impressed.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your mileage may vary with Kroger. It and Martins have the best produce in our town, unsurprisingly, Wal-Mart has the worst.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you tried Sierra Nevada's IPA?

Chico State grad, I am.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t had it yet, just the pale. I like SN’s Porter and Stout.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, wow, an Amy G / Tim Flannery interview.

/eats cyanide tablet

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I read that as “cyanide toilet.”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure Tim Flannery loved that 10-run inning yesterday, because he got to wave in runners with reckless abandon.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, instead of sunflower seeds… does today’s lineup snack on applesauce or tapioca?

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Metamucil and dried prunes.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Giants are old” joke]

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Sep 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i love that one

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t get it.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, food

I’m making smoked salmon & dill soup. Except that the fish stand at the farmers’ market was out of smoked salmon by the time I got there, so I’m using fresh coho salmon instead.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

left over ribs from yeterday

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My roommate ordered pizza, but now I kind of wish I’d made something healthier.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frozen pizza.

I lose tonight’s food post.

Salmon is awesome and that sounds like a very nice meal. I’m hoping to make Lasagna tomorrow night.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, pizza’s a popular choice tonight!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s the perfect lazy Monday night food.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mondays are always seafood night for us, being the first day I cook after the farmers’ market on Sunday.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would like to make pizza, but I fear making my own crust. I once made a calzone and the crust was a disaster.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crust can be tricky, just gotta experiment.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a really easy, good crust recipe for pizza. Want it?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure!

I bet I’d fuck it up, though. Baking is my achilles heel.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

America's Test Kitchen will save you

You gotta register at the website, but it’s free and you get access to other great recipes.

http://americastestkitchen.com/recipe.asp?recipeids=3369&iSeason=8

Tip: when you put the dough in the oven to rise, use a metal bowl if you have one. It’ll help the dough rise faster.

The great thing about this is the crusts bake in 9" cake pans so it’s pretty fool proof.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shall take a look. Thanks!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chipotle burritos.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm, chipotle.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit yeah

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petit will always be the guy we could have gotten for Armando Benitez if we had just sold a little earlier.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

which means automatic shutout

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in purgatory, ok maybe hell. I’m in a town full of casinos and sports bars and not a f&&^%%$$# has baseball. It’s all football, even the radio station that’s supposed to carry the games, is got some weird muzak on.

by timmeh on Sep 8, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me too

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FANTASY UPDATE

If Jay Cutler throws a TD, I win the week. 6 POINTS IS ALL I NEED!!!!

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

put it on the board

he probably will. Ive locked it up already (yeah Michael Turner)

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Turner saved my ass this week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Him and Marion Barber = win

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In my 8-team league

I must be playing with people who don’t know much, because I got LT, Steven Jackson, AND Joseph Addai. And Terrell Owens. And Drew Brees. Won pretty easily this week- I think it’ll be a trend.

12 team league: I need Cutler badly

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother

benched Turner in his league. Lost him the week, needless to say. Benched him for WILLIS MCGAHEE

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to choose between Turner and McGahee in my draft. I like to think I made the right pick.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you people.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did go with conventional wisdom and pick Steven Jackson over Frank Gore, even though I knew in my heart that Frank was going to be better. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys do real-time? I never have the time for it. I did an auto-draft and despite ranking Larry Johnson pretty low I GOT HIM AGAIN. I had him last year and he KILLED ME.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I did it before class one morning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Rams served up some fail this weekend

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as did the niners unfortunately

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

not as bad, but yes. I’m in full fantasy football mode right now.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

especially with the awesome lineup the Giants are putting out there tonight…
I might need to be distracted

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean this in the nicest way. BITE ME

by timmeh on Sep 8, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s more than enough football here, thanks anyways.

by timmeh on Sep 8, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need McFadden to run for 570 yards tonight in order to stand a chance in my fantasy football game tonight.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you’re saying that there is a chance

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not :(

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gameday audio >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll describe what I see to you:

Bochy’s head still large.

Bengie still fat.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cans of Ensure and Metamucil strewn around the dugout.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, in my day, “gameday audio” was a box score in the next day’s paper. Sometimes two days later!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum:

better than Webb. On a worse team.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk on Lincecum’s stuff:

“Fastball, curveball, cutter, changeup”

Does Tim really throw a cutter?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was 2-seam, 4 seam, curve, slider, change.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD STEPHEN POO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE TRUE DREW

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AMY G CATCHES BALLS

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if you catch my drift

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gritty flailing catch attempt

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gamer dive and miss

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m so tired of Rowand’s D.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU SUCK ROWAND.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Dunn hates baseball.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MORE LIKE ADAM HATES FUN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you win this round.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DO YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE PLAYER?

Do you know the player doesn’t even like baseball very much?

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does jp ricciardi still have a job

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He once knew Billy Beane!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Aaron

diving does not ensure a good play. Jesus he’s done that a lot lately.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can just tell that he hates baseball

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

inb4 wilriv

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe

mike and mike are doing the commentary again. They’re terrible.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey for shortstop! Lucy Liu!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Shares my unhealthy love for Jonathan Sanchez

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD ADAM POO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good job dbacks

0-2 o everyone and still made Timmy throw 18 pitches. Only 2 balls.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 8, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

/makes 2 balls joke

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THANKS A LOT AARON POOPFACE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seem to like the word poop today.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope by “today” you mean “always”

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scoreless!

OK offense, now get some ru….HAHAHA…

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was one of those innings where I got so caught up in the gameday thread that I forgot about the game. Oops.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats what i call a winn winn situation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woo-hoo Padres are beating LA

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I’m confused. How come Durham isn’t starting?

Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Sep 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he said he might play the kids tomorrow

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No weed and the D-Backs announcers.

Another recipe for pain and annoyance.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Sep 8, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER PREDICTION

In a bold attempt to upstage Nate McLouth, Aaron Rowand attempts to field a line drive with his bare teeth.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

when is Rowand going to do us a favor and get hurt on one of those dives?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wouldn't matter

GAMERS PLAY THROUGH PAIN

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be pretty gamerish

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great AB by Randy there

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This should be an interesting AB with Sandoval. Petit is a junkballer and Sandoval swings at everything.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Professional Hitter

/FP

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And here I thought he was a professor of anthropology.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablito:

“Ima gonna go yard here”

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Football

TD Broncos!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO!!!!!

TD CUTLER AND I HAVE THE LEAD!!!!!! AHHHHHH

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEED MCFADDEN TO RUN, KTHNX.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo Sandoval am steal death, destroyer of worlds.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I fell asleep watching football..

how was lincecums first inning?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pretty good, outside of Aaron Rowand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need the Raiders for a 3 teamer

I hate myself!

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why would you bet on the Raiders?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

isn’t that illegal?

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in Reno

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My 2-year old son is wandering around the apartment, shirtless, tweaking his own nipples.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than Goofus wondering around, shirtless, tweaking his own nipples.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That could apply to a lot of people here.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep hacking at the slop, Bengie

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So if the Raiders are playing tonight, who’s doing the postgame dealie?

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FP!!!!

OT: Justin Fargas: Total douchebag

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plz let McFadden run more, kthnx.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Vader

NoooooooooooOOooo!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let’s go Timmay.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIDEWAYS

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang, that was nasty.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah that change, as kruk and kuip would say, is just unfair.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's Timmy's K/9

against the Dbacks in his career?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

27 per 9 this inning.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its crazy. with all his other pitches, he develop an obscene change.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

’k when I yelled at the TV “Sit down” I was referring to the DiamondBacks player, not the cameraman!

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD MARK POO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Siiiddaaahn.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IAWTC

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller and Flem

Miller: “And that’s Lincecum’s 3rd strike out”
Flem: “yeah, whatever”.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL He knew it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Something I just noticed

Tim seems to strike a lot of batters out.

Discuss

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD MIGUEL MONTERPOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we only need one run to win

Depending on how long Timmy pitches. Doesn’t look like he is giving up any runs today.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Filthy. Gross.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMFG

this is not even fair for the douchebags

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD WHOEVER THAT WAS WHO IS PROBABLY MADE OF POO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have known.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick inning.

Yet was the opposite of boring.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is Sharksrog porn.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tbqh, this is pretty hot.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have been drinking

BVCE: Man he knew he was out.
BVCE’s brother: Lincecum is so good. It’s shitty that the 49ers give him no run support.
BVCE: …lol
BVCE’s brother: Did I really just say that?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We’ve decided this Rowand Gamer commercial was filmed at the Safeway up the street from the ball park.

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good. Another old guy

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie specializing it one pitch outs.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He knows school has started and we need to get to bed early.

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim

on pace for 26 Ks. Does he get there???

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'll finish with 28K's

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fun fact:

Aaron Rowand’s 2nd half slash-stats, .235/.300/.379

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

6 million for that half too..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fun Fact:

Aaron’s Gamer Level: infinity
Xanthan’s Gamer Level: NERD.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

XANTHAN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO COMPETE

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BASEBALL?!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

braintwin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAMER SINGLE FLARE

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Line drive in the boxscore

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hennessey= Operation Strasburg

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Operation Let Arizona Wins So The Dodgers Don’t Play In October.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats a winn-winn situation

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAKE THAT .237.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that Sabes dresses like someone in Tony Soprano’s crew.

by satyricrash on Sep 8, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burris looks like Reyes

when he hits lefty.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ernie Reyes?

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy the star of the ball dude camp

She was balled by the most dudes

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

must’ve been a lot of viagra floating around

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice swing, Manny. I was about to say, he should be able to handle this guy, he’s not overpowering.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

silly giants; thought vizquel could hit it over someone’s head.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eddie Gaedal, maybe.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omar almost flashed his REAL ULTIMATE POWER.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol..

Kuiper made it sound like Omar hit a homer.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

geriatric steps

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With this lineup, that was the equivalent of the 10-run inning.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, it seems like they often manage 10 hits but only 1 run.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is this Lincecum kid???? DFA!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ban.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want under the impression..

it’s against the rules to even joke about Lincecum not being awesome.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was*

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, no, they have to accidentally DFA him,

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that looked pretty cool

by kingofthacove on Sep 8, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Music post, I just turned on Huey Lewis.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please never speak of your sex life again.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/dims lights

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/ puts on my robe and wizard hat

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I CAST MAGIC ERECTION!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally +1

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also Kate Nash

girls w/ guitars are sooo sexy to me

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you know the All Songs Considered podcast? They do this thing where they have musicians do short live shows in their office and make them available as video downloads. They just did one with her.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

that’s where I first saw her. Love at first sight.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know they just posted a Radiohead concert today?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been listening to the new TV on the Radio album a lot since yesterday. And, as always, Nick Cave :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Science? What do you think of it. I’ve ran through the first 4-5 tracks so far and it hasn’t GRABBED me yet. I love their past albums.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really like it so far, I think Family Tree and Love Dog are the best tracks. I’m actually finding it more immediately accessible than I did Cookie Mountain (which I grew to love).

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite is still Desperate Youth…

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t listened to that much, but the new one is inspiring me to listen to the old stuff more too, so I’ll probably get to it later this week.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do it! It’s their best album, imo!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think my copy might be incomplete though! lol downloading :(

I do really love Staring at the Sun

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, great song. It’s also the first album I had heard from them, so it has that impact on me as well. Good stuff.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants game on the radio

so no music

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But seriously, I’m really looking forward to the new Jenny Lewis solo album.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In case anyone doesn't know

amazon mp3 is probably the best thing ever invented. If you want legal ways to get high quality music and do whatever you want with it, go there.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol legal ways…

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m one of these crazy people who still likes to buy CDs in stores.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It helps to be living in the Bay Area again. Amoeba = Better Than Anything.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Amoeba.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

half expecting rowand to dive for that one

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 8, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pablo!

nice play

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look at Pablo!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice fall Pablo.. lol

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What just happened?

My slingbox cut out.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim transformed into pure energy and left the Earth, never to be seen again.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like about 20 bad Star Trek episodes.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I was going for a Dr. Manhattan type thing, but idk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

40 pitches through 3.

Not bad. Not bad. He should be able to make it through 11ip.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 8, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I kinda just assumed..

Roberts was hitting better than .218…

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He is now!

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m late.
How’s Tim look?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pre-pubescent.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But older than Gillaspie.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s still small, but awesome.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that should be on his business card.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timothy LeRoy Lincecum: Small but Awesome

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you know who the father might be?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 ks through 2, low PC

doing very well. Lincecum-esque

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew I could count on you guys.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG ROBERTS SHOWCASE VALUE INCREASING

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

btw

augusta put the hurt on the power and won the first game of the series. ciriaco had yet another hr…whats up with his recent pwr binge (relatively speaking)

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When's Mad Bum's next start?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard to know. he’ll be ready as of tomorrow…but they might stick with the rotation

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

noonan: 2 hits, 2 runs…and 2 BB!

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this lineup makes me feel less guilty about starting Petit on my fantasy team.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

same..

whip is getting kinda high though

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

guess we didn't count on Pablito

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or B-Money

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Roberts look slower this year to anyone?

/old joke goes here

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw Adam Dunn yawn and look at his watch in that shot.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

let’s score a run.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With Pablo up..

I feel like its a guarantee

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

see..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DONE AND DONE

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pablo!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucker can hit

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOORBI!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Love. i haz it

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like this would make a great band name. or album name for a post-rock band.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lil $$$$

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Sandoval isn’t in our lineup next year, I may have to set myself on fire.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll join.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Sandoval isn’t in our lineup next year, I may have to set myself Sabean/Bochey on fire.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a trail of light coming off of that baseball

Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie DP?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie!

We can have HR?!?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to spoof a fat boys song for them

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too soon?

I think I love you, pablo

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the monies!

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSS!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL ARE WITH THESE RUNS!?!??!?!!?!

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

humongous currency!!!

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.

by The Enchanter on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your San Francisco Giants

Fat F*ckers can hit

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

everyone else

not so much

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the obvious solution:
get more Fat F*ckers

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO CRAZY

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

B-MONEY!!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

big $$$$$$

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Overturned

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looked good to me

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG MONEY AND LITTLE MONEY FUCK YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Melvin is going to ask for a review”

So weird for baseball, a.k.a., grandpa’s sport

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Weird

but fucking awesome. It’s about time.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IZ GOOD

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Melvin!

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT MELVIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK ALL FORMER MEDIOCRE GIANTS BACKUP CATCHERS

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would take a long time

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and probably be quite unpleasant

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t diss Melvin (too much). He was a good MA Bear.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was a starter, wasn’t he?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH FUCK YOU EDWARDS GUZMAN

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHIT YEA!!

CUTLER WITH A BOMB. Could this night get better??

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes..

if this was next Wednesday and my Eagles beating up on the Cowboys.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wednesday?

I meant Monday….. the hell was I thinking..

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU WERENT THINKING

BTW, what’s with philly fans liking SF teams? Seems like there’s a lot. I’m in a fantasy league with like 3 of them

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm an Eagles fan

my mom says cus I really liked the “Fly Like an Eagle” song. Otherwise I’m bay all the way.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I meant..

been an Eagles fan ever since I can remember.. just don’t remember why.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I was a kid we spent time with Mom’s folks in PA and Dad’s peeps in Alameda. So I still carry a soft spot for the Eagles and the Phillies, even tho I haven’t been back east in decades.

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLOL

70 yard pass to a TE.. Raiders are good.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Gillaspie gets a PH home run

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply fail

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cutler winning me the week

for my second FF team!! YESSS

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing can salvage my fantasy fb team. I started Tory Holt and Lavernius Coles.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had holt also

epic fail. Salvaged by good rb play though

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My running backs: Addai and Portis! Owwy ow ow.

Seriously Chad Pennington saved me from being beaten by Micheal Turner all on his own.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OWCH

I had the choice between Holt and cottchery. Took Jerricho b/c of Favre and the Rams can’t play on the east coast.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good move. I don’t think I would sit Cotchery once this season.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't plan to

until Holt plays the niners…that’ll make it tough.

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is the niners pass defense that bad?

I saw AZ humiliate some better repped secondaries than ours last season.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

it’s not that bad. In my other league I started Fitzgerald yesterady and he only got 9 points, even in a PPR format. I’m just a pessimest. And the Rams always get like 2000 passing yards against the niners, but only 12 points

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Killing HR

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand UPDATED 2nd half line: 237/.304/.362

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEART and SOUL left on the field: 100%

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looks terrible at the plate.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look terrible at the plate.

SNAP.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON’T GO THERE

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed

You look terrible at the plate.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way harsh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I look very handsome at the plate

Eating dinner brings out my good side

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Won’t allow it.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what happens

when you swing at sliders in the dirt. Pedro-like numbers

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn. I was hoping Young would pull a “Rowand” and turn that single into a double.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He likes you just as friends.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the big bat

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GET WET TIMMY

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Make them pay, Tim.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think teams realize

how bad Vizquel is.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My new nickname for Burriss: Temple Beth Emmanuel.

CATCHY!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love all Burrisses.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Time to Linc to go Cove

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH TIM

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um. he’s kinda good.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m so proud!!!

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.

by The Enchanter on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahem

Diamondbacks middle infielder, you have to throw the ball to a base in order to get someone out

Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

w00t!!!!!

oh wait, it’s roberts…

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He might walk...

Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See

Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE TIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THEN WHY DON’T YOU MARRY HIM

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FRED WOULDN’T LIKE IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/crashes truck

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re a bad person.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know :(

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel so bad for laughing at that. thanks, i think.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my lord

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough crowd, I’ll save my Fred Lewis truck jokes for another night!

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually didn't get it

then sorta chuckled. It’s a jimmy carr joke

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF happened to Fred anyway? He disappeared while I was gone.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even know, man. I guess he’s getting more rest for his funyuns, but I don’t know why they haven’t just DL’d him yet.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bunions seem to have affected his play

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

w00t

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap..

now Roberts hits.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It gives you wings?

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it gives you a paul mccartney band.

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.

by The Enchanter on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

up late with all the ladies last night...

getting Jack in the Box

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Calling the most improbable Dave Roberts Grand Slam EVER.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRADE VALUE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ten run inning?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, that pesky Dave Roberts.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RBI-oberts!!!!

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the buzzard are starting to descend upon the d’backs.

Adoptive Parent of Francisco Peguero. He can throw, he can run, he can hit(fastballs), and he's Dominican. What else do you need to know?

by haverecords on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

least the dodgers are losing too – at least they were last I looked…

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT YES

i love this night

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who had denver D on fantasy?

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL PETIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Free runs are good

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below.500

by S.F. Giangst on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see Pablo hit this inning again.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man...

Arizona deserves to be in the playoffs.

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum > Petit

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 8, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beer = good.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not in terms of pure mass

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there goes my fantasy championship,

but I’m still happy about it

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I lost it while starting Webb his last 3 starts.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it was worth it.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

started petit?

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

he’s been pretty good for me until he ran into Pablo Sandoval.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like Reynolds

but that sounded like a nice play

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it was

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Sep 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand out-gamered once again

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So does this mean Rowand’s going to do a face plant this next inning?

by Merope on Sep 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In his next AB

he demonstrates his gamer superiority by attempting to bunt with his face.

by rightcenterfielder on Sep 8, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomorrow, the Giants will score 2.5 runs in their best inning.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICWUDT

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trivia

who was the Giant who had the first RBI against the Dbacks in their first year?

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the did that question before a few years ago.

by satyricrash on Sep 8, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

laaaaaater dunn

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whoosh!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam DONE

HAH!

"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding

by CB30 on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

beat me to it

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon kuip

let’s hear your harry kalas impersonation

by bondslegend on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reality Natto!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD ADAM POO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

222nd career strikeout? I don’t think so.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

372 career

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 8, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Jon meant “season”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it me or does Randy Winn make about 40% of Timmy’s outs?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

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