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The Do-Nothing Front Office?

After watching Pablo Sandoval spray the ball all over Mays Field on Sunday, I have the perfect new comparison: a switch-hitting Vladimir Guerrero who can play catcher. Wait, let me qualify that. Sandoval's worst-case scenario is a switch-hitting Vladimir Guerrero who can play catcher. His best-case comparison is a switch-pitching, multi-position Babe Ruth. With Sandoval and Buster Posey, the Giants will really only need a 19-man roster.

Wait a sec...someone turned this thing to "hyperbole." Let's start over.

Right now, Sandoval is a low-walk, low-strikeout guy, but it isn't crazy to think he'll start walking a little bit. Not because he'll actively try to become an on-base machine, but because as his power develops, pitchers are going to be terrified to throw him strikes. And unlike some French-vanilla-clad hackers of the past, Sandoval will begrudgingly take the walks he's given. When considering this one tiny facet of both of their games, I don't feel guilty comparing future Pablito to Vladimir Guerrero.

Travis Ishikawa, of course, is the new Carlos Pena, except Ishikawa will be more consistent. Oh, and Nate Schierholtz will be just like Vladmir Guerrero, too. Maybe a little less power, but he'll keep his current .500/.542/.727 line going for most of next season too.

When it comes to fantastic spiritual visions, peyote has nothing on ten-run innings.

Coming back to Earth, there's a distinct chance that the Giants could open 2009 with a lineup that uses some permutation of the following:

C: Molina/Sandoval
1B: Ishikawa/Sandoval
2B: Velez/Denker/Frandsen
SS: Burriss
3B: Other/Sandoval
LF: Lewis/Winn
CF: Rowand/Winn
RF: Winn/Schierholtz

Almost all of the players called up over the past month have done well. This should allow the Giants to feel a little more comfortable with penciling some youth into the 2008 lineup, which is a marked difference from "The Bocock and Ortmeier No Other Option Spectacular!" we were treated to at the beginning of the season.

Long post short: The Giants might enter the offseason with every position other than third filled with a player worthy of a rebuilding team's attention. This brings up a two-part comment starter:

  1. Is there a chance that the Giants will be satisfied with minor tinkering, or will they think they have to sign Joe Crede and Pat Burrell to show the season-ticket holders that the team is trying to compete? Those kind of good-faith signings have worked so well in the past, what with Barry Zito's stellar pitching and Aaron Rowand's non-terrifying second-half performance, so it wouldn't surprise any of us if they returned to the veteran well.
  2. If the Giants gave a large chunk of at-bats to Ishikawa, Sandoval, and Schierholtz next season, would the offense improve, or would next year be another poor offensive year as the team figures out whose 2008 improvement was for real?

#2 pencils only, please.

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If I only use a #2 pencil, how am supposed to answer question #1…huh smartass?

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1. If you include an off-season Randy Winn trade as “minor tinkering”, then sure. I don’t see any need to go bananas on the free-agent market. All of this, of course, requires the youngsters to continue to produce for the next 20 games.

2. There’s no way the offense could be worse than it was at the beginning of this season. Those games in LA hurt my soul.

by SheboyganBratwurst on Sep 8, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't like the Vlad comparison

Vlad had ridiculous power even before he was fully developed. I don’t see that in Pablo.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I probably fell into the sarchasm

But the above was just in case you weren’t kidding

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was mostly kidding, but I can see Sandoval taking more walks than, say, Pedro Feliz because Sandoval will have the ability to hit sliders six feet off the plate.

As for the development of Vlad’s power, Vlad had 24 homers between A+ and AA in his age-20 season. Pablo has 22 between A, AA, and the majors in his age-21 season. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vlad

I remember when he came up as a September addition in Montreal ‘96: he looked like he had no idea what he was doing at the plate. Of course, I thought I remembered that he struck out in half of his PA’s, where really it wasn’t that horrendous. Perhaps my memory is coloured by the fact that the Spos lost 7 in a row in his initial tenure, leaving Atlanta to (once again) sail away with the eastern division.

by BigO on Sep 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In 3 MiLB sesons, Vlad never slugged under .544. In 5 MiLB seasons, Sandoval slugged over .476 only once. I’m hoping for .295/.330/.470.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 9, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Roberts situation will also need to be addressed/resolved.

His ability to walk and start ten-run innings is well documented.

by bgunn on Sep 8, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Tonights Lineup:

Lf Roberts
Rf winn
1b Sandoval
C Molina
3b aurilia
Cf rowand
2b burriss
Ss Vizquel
P lincecum

Fuck you Bochy

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Nate,No Ishi kawa (against a righty to boot!!) Not even a McClain sighting!!

At this point I’d rather have Helen Keller managing this team….

"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading

by Mordy From Monsey on Sep 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand WHY the hell you would play Dave Roberts over Schierholtz at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Show casing for a trade next August of coarse!

Actually we need a couple losses if we want that top 5 pick. And I’ll be darned if I suffer this many months just to get a #10 pick because of 5 or 6 garbage time wins.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same reason you would call up Gillaspie and then sit him on the bench for three straight games?

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Am Thinking More And More

that calling up Gillaspie is all about honoring a verbal commitment (not written into his contract) made to get him to sign. Connor is going to have to show something in BP to get any pinch hit ABs and then as a pinch hitter to get any starts. I no longer believe he was brought up because the Giants actually thought he might be ready (I admitt I was thinking this at first) but rather because he thought he might be and got the Giants to commit to do so in order to sign. We are not hearing this officially (and we won’t) because the Giants don’t want the commissioner’s office or their other free agents to know for a fact that this is so.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re probably right, but I’m still surprised they’re not giving him any playing time at all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a possibility but...

…if someone is arrogant enough to demand that kind of deal, it would only tick him off to be called up and benched. You’d be essentially fulfilling the letter of the agreement but flouting its spirit (unless the spirit of the agreement is to cover his rent in September by getting a major league salary, which I doubt).

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might be, this way they can give him more money without giving him more money up front.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The other thing is if a player believes they are that good starting the clock like this gives them plenty of incentive climb that ladder. It basically opens the door to being a supper 2 or quicker route to free agency. The team , in effect, is say, " Ok big boy got get your pay day."

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Sep 9, 2008 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baggs' take...

…is that it really is all about the Benjamins. Bochy says he doesn’t plan to start him anytime soon.

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Sep 9, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spoiler

No one’s going to trade anything of worth for Dave Roberts this offseason whether he has a great September or he sits on the bench all month.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He makes $6.5 million next year, I’m pretty sure that even if he hits .800 in September, we’ll need to pay almost all of that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Impressive Chasm there Rainman.

/ touchs bill of cap.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

by daveinexile on Sep 9, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

creaky!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more Juggernate.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly, with Lincecum pitching, we need the vets playing to get him the win.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. I still think they’ll sign a 3B, someone like Crede.

2. The Giants have gotten pretty horrific (as usual) production from 1B this year. The overall line for Giants first basemen is: .247/.312/.378 that’s a sOPS+ of 71. I think Ishikawa might be able to beat that line, but it could be close. I’ll take the upside and say the Giants will beat their 1B production from ’08 in ’09.

As much as I like Nate, RF has been good this year to the Giants. Overall Giants’ right fielders have hit .315/.366/.464 that’s a sOPS+ of 109 and when you consider that Winn has been playing the bulk of defense in RF, and as a top defender, it’s a solid position for the Giants right now.

Giants catchers have hit .286/.322/.426 with a sOPS+ of 108. I think catching is a position that could get better next year. Molina has traditionally hit LHP (not this year though, he’s hitting RHP better) and Sandoval might get more time against RHP as the season moves on next year. It’s got the potential to be an improvement for the Giants, which is saying something since they’ve gotten above average production from that spot this year.

I think the offense should be slightly better. Burriss will replace Omar which should help a little. 2B might be a question, Ray was pretty good for us this half-season. If Lewis can produce the same and Rowand doesn’t explode, we could see a small bump in performance. We’ll probably still be a below average offensive team.

The Giants sOPS+ by position

C – 108
1B – 71
2B – 86
3B – 79
SS – 60
LF – 96
CF – 98
RF – 109

1B, 2B, 3B, and SS are the biggest problems on offense.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 12:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Per my post below, I think keeping all four outfielder give the team a chance to exceed this year’s OF production if managed right. The sum of the parts would be greater than the individual piecres. I think Winn, Rowand, Nate and Fred could all have 400-450 ABs.

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If These Four Get All The Outfield Plate Appearances

They could get 550 PAs each which with their walk rates should result in around 500 ABs each. The three playing on any given day should be hitting in the top three spots in the batting order and these three spots should average 734 PAs for a full season. I think all four starting 3 out of every 4 games could be sold to even an gamer like Rowand. I like this idea. If Dave Roberts is still around he can be just a full time pinch runner/hitter.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The three playing on any given day should be hitting in the top three spots in the batting order

I’m hopeful that Burriss continues his developlment into an OBP machine and can become the leadoff hitter.

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this idea as well. Will allow players to stay fresh, and it provides enough AB’s to go around. Roberts will get to PH, and PR.

by tyrannoman on Sep 8, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so just the entire infield then.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey

they managed to climb out of the 20 worst hitting IF since 1957! And slightly better than last year!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Sep 8, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah! What more do you want, JP!?

I’d say catcher is pretty OK right now, so just like 90% of the infield.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope we don’t sign Crede. This offense doesn’t need more outs.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 8, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too, but he’s Aaron Rowand’s BBF and I can’t shake the nightmares.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His BFF, too.

I don’t even know what a BBF is. Chances are, I don’t want to.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nor do I.

I had assumed you weren’t interested in Crede and were just saying what you thought the Giants would do. I am concerned as well.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 8, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best Boy Friend?

Are you implying some gayness here?

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, if they really want to play together that badly…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would that make them both a “gaymer”?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I give you bonus points, however, for including the word “bromance.” Freakin’ brilliant.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Sep 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yours is on top..

If you’re reading from the top of the page. Yours is first.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Booty Friends

I have a couple of those…

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barbefriend?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The extra B is for BYOBB

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring your own bed buddy?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crede’s bad back and AT&T’s cool weather aren’t great partners IMO.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Sep 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he hits DINGERS (in one of the best hitting parks in the majors) and plays GOLD GLOVE D (when his back isn’t keeping him off the field) and is BEST BUDS with Rowand.

What more does Sabes need?

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m also pretty sure he’s a GAMER.

So, that’s like 4/4 for Crede.

Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, I thought being a GAMER was worth at least 2-3 points. I’m going to have to go back and redo all my translations.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You stat nerds and your stats, get out of your mothers basements already!

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

April Fourth?

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And to answer your 2 questions:

1. I don’t believe Crede or Burrell will be signed by the Giants. Also, I doubt the Giants are very active at all in the FA market this offseason.

2. I think the offense would probably be the same. You have to acocunt for some dropoff due to adjustments made from pitchers when evaluating the youngsters.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does that mean no CC? Or just inactive with position players?

I hope we find out someday that Jeff Kent did steroids

by lincysgiants on Sep 8, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No CC

Or rather, the Giants have already injected 126 cc’s of anti-FA pitcher. The inoculation should last for the next several years.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why get CC(‘s contract) when we have BARRY ZITO(’s contract)!!!1

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easiest Test Ever (Grant should be ashamed)

1. Yes, there is a chance.

2. Yes, one of those scenarios will happen.

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by hairball on Sep 8, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

c’mon man you can’t just give your answers here. You have to show your work.

by consequencesANDrepercussions on Sep 8, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sandoval is not Vlad

He will never have Vlad’s power. He may hit some HRs, but not nearly at the rate that Vlad does. And not with the same majesty either.

Plus, if Eugenio Velez starts at second base next year, the Giants are in trouble. Burriss is already everything Velez is not and Burris plays a position the Giants need to fill.

The Giants need to give Frandsen every opportunity to take back his position at second, allow Denker or Ochoa to back him up and make Velez a utility player.

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by Teh Nuschler Face on Sep 8, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agree 100% with Velez. He has a chance to be a real nifty utility player, but not much more.

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also has a chance to take years off my life as I watch him field and run the bases.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 8, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Utility players usually play reasonable defense. I see him as a real nifty career minor leaguer.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 9, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An important thing to look at when judging a player is the majesty of his HR’s.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 8, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They play horn fanfares as the ball travels in it’s great arc out of the stadium. This typically prececdes the rose petals along the base paths.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s GLORIOUS!

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 8, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fanfare for the common catcher

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you get extra points for majestic HR’s? Should Pablo work on that in winter ball?

by tyrannoman on Sep 8, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the answer to #1 rests in the Giants’ answer to #2. If they think the team can show a marked improvement without signing guys like Crede/Burrell, then they wouldn’t want to. With Duke Neukom’s belief that you build from the ground up, I believe they’d rather see progress in 2009 and fill in any holes in 2010 to make a real run.

As for #2, I think it’ll be an improvement in 2009. Nate would be taking a chunk of Winn’s 2008 ABs away, but Winn, as the 4th OF, would be taking Ortmeier’s and Roberts’ 2008 ABs away. Having Winn in the 4th OF spot allows Bochy to better expoint platoon splits when Nate or Fred are facing tough LHPs or RHPs, respectively.

Sandoval/Ishikawa would be taking 2008 Aurilia/Castillo/Ortmeier/Bowker ABs away. so that’s probbaly an upgrade. I think we alos shouldn’t forget that Burriss would be taking away 2008 ABs from Vizquel/Bocock/Ochoa, so that’s an upgrade too. At 2B, I would hope that the winner of the starting job performs as well as the combined 2B mish-mash we’ve had there this year, Durham’s late surge not withstanding.

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why Do You Suggest We Turn Our Best OPS and Defensive Outifelder Into The 4Th?

Job sharing as I outlined above seems to me to make alot more sense.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Important qualification:

“seems to you.”

I suspect Goofus thinks Nate and Freddie have more upside than Winn.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I’m still “pro Winn”. I’d give him lots of ABs, as many as the other three get. The only reason I’d call him the “4th OF” is because of his versality and because he shouldn’t be part of their long-term plans. Since he can play all three OF positions well, having him rove day-to-day allows Nate and Fred to concentrate on mastering one position.

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nodding over here.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Makes Sense

Lewis, Rowand, and Schierholtz play LF, CF, and RF respectively and exclusively while Randy roams. I think you have a plan.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh...

::reads into a tape recorder:: Read full topic first.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s a good plan & if we can’t deal get a decent deal for Winn it’s what i’d do but there’s absolutely no chance of it happening with Bochy as manager!

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by GiantFan on Sep 9, 2008 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think...

Winn ans the 4th OF means more that he’d be the fillin, with Lewis playing LF, Rowand playing CF, and Schierholtz playing RF and Winn playing all three positions when he plays.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh huh huh huh, number two, huh huh huh huh.

1. As much as I would like to think that there will be no tinkering, you are right, Grant (!!), this franchise relies heavily in appearances and what they can sell. Wether this is good or bad, I cannot judge — I only root for the Giants, I don’t give a damn the business. I am truly like a browbeat puppy, though. I will go into the off season blind to the fact that Brian Sabean will trade away Matt Cain for some lumbering galoot who ultimately doesn’t fit into what those of us who posses more than just a passing interest in this team, and those of us will, of course, be outraged when we knew it would come all along. Bla bla bla.

2. I am the Vladimir Guerrero of fortune tellers, and I say … “Ask again later”. Damn, let me try again…“Ask again latrer.” I guess it wasn’t kidding.

by satyricrash on Sep 8, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CC or Stand Pat

It’s CC or bust for me. The young guys all look good enough to get starting jobs in another lost season next year so paying for a washed up Crede or Burrell is a bad move IMO. But if we could package Winn and Sanchez or Lowry (depending on his health) for prospects and use the money coming off the books to make a run at CC (who has expressed an interest), that would be a move we’d have to make.

by IVSPORT on Sep 8, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if we could package Winn and Sanchez or Lowry (depending on his health) for prospects and use the money coming off the books to make a run at CC

Uh, that’s not a lot of money. I want to know your estimate on how much CC will demand, plus consider Zito and Rowand’s contract and their lengths.

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There Are Plenty Of 2008 Dollars Coming Off The Books

Ray Durham at $7.5M, Omar Vizquel at $5.3M, Rich Aurilia at $4.5M, Brad Hennessey at $1.6M, Kevin Correia at $1.075M, Vinnie Chulk at $0.8375M, and Tyler Walker at $0.825M for a total of $21.675M. Yes, there are some raises to account for. Barry Zito at $4M, Matt Cain at $1.95M, Noah Lowry at $1.105M, and Randy Winn at $0.25M for a total of $7.305M. However you also need to remember that the 2008 payroll was just under $77M and thus should be able to absorb these raises considering it was above $90M 2005 thru 2007.

Bottom Line, we should have at least $20M in 2009 Dollars to spend on the first year of a high dollar multiyear contract for CC without having to trade any contracts.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure Correia will be coming back. Maybe even Walker, too. I also don’t think the Giants will kick the payroll above $90M right now.

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

$20M+ For CC In 2009 Doesn't Required Returning to $90M+

It just requires getting above $80M which should be doable even with keeping Correia and Walker. However, I would not keep them. I think we have more then enough in the minors to replace their production with major league min salries.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't asking YOU. I already know what YOU think.

So, what you’re saying is, just because we have money now, we should burn all of it now on another high priced pitcher and not think of the consequences down the road?

Plus CC by himself will not make this Giants team any better.

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats Silly, CC Would Make Any Team Better

You do not need that much offense to compete with a rotation of Lincecum, Sabathia, Cain, Sanchez, and Zito.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

lol

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, with that rotation, who needs runs?

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Great Rotation, Crappy Offense Experiment™ didn’t work out so hot for us this year.

Adding CC will not fix our terrible bullpen, or crappy defense. These things matter.

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t forget bad managing by Big Head

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please!! I want to forget Mr. " Must Not Press Unfamiliar Buttons" while running a team of sub standard talent. . If only for a little while please let me forget..

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This Year's Rotation Wasn't So Great

It was only 3 deep and we would be droping the current 5th guy and replacing him with a guy who is actually better then our current 1st guy even though our 1st guy is in the running for the Cy Young. This would be a huge improvment!

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think CC is better than Timmy. He may be over the last two months, but that’s really it.

by positiveuphemism on Sep 8, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Further, WHo Says The Offense Will Remain 2008 Bad

Surely some improvement can be expected. I for one think a return to average is likely.

Likewise I see no reason to not expect improvement from within our organization in both the bullpen and the infield defense. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the outfield and catcher defense. In the infield only 2B (Durham and Velez) and 3B (Castillo) have actually been below average. We have a good shot to do better in 2009 and beyond with the what we already have in our organization.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is it likely? Other than it’s something you wish would happen?

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Just Have More Confidence In The Judgement Of Sabean

and his team then you and I admit the majority of the McCoven do. I think we have the options already to solve SS and 1B and answers for 2B and 3B are not all that far off.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s fine, but the burden is on you to prove your points of why our offense could get better. And to this point, you haven’t proved it.

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Not Possible To Prove What Will Happen In The Future

But we are seeing the evidence in the performance of the guys Sabean has already called up.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you expect the offense to improve because you are confident that the offense will improve?

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your Are Just Being Cute

But without any real point.

Yes, I expect more from Ishikawa/Sandoval/Bowker/Schierholtz in 2009 then we got out of 1B in 2008.

Yes, I expect more from Burriss/Ochoa in 2009 then we got out of SS in 2008.

Yes, I expect more from Sandoval/Schierholtz/Gillispie/Rohlinger in 2009 then we got out of 3B in 2008.

I do not expect more out of 2B (Durham was good) but I do expect the dropoff to be much less then the adds at the other three infield spots.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but why do you think they’ll be better!

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’ll be better because he says so…

/spits

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY Confidence Is Based On Watching Them Play

The only proof one way or the other will come over time as they either show themselves to be the real deal or to be just another bunch of AAAAs.

The Four Guys I have the most confidence in were all highly regarded by the Giants when they signed them. Alou has been raving about Sandoval from day 1. The Giants gave Ishikawa an almost $1M signing bonus as a 21st round pick in 2002 (expected by most to go to college and not sign out of highschool). Burriss was a 1st round draft pick and Schierholtz was a 2nd round pick and the Giants have been high on both from day 1.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We were pretty high on Tony Torcato and Adam Hyzdu when we drafted them as well. Remember Tony Torcato’s sweet swing?

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These Are Two Different Things

Being high day one and staying high as they progress thru the system are two different things. The four I am high on the Giants have always been high on and never lost faith in even when they struggled like Burriss did in SJ last year and Ishikawa did in Conn. last year.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just made my point. All you are doing is repeating that you think that the offense will be better because you believe the hitters will be better.

That isn’t an argument. You aren’t explaining why all of those hitters will improve instead of decline, when, absent extra information, either scenario is likely. Young players don’t just magically get better because of a year of experience—-some of them get worse.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I Am Just Not Making A Stats Based Arguement

I believe in scouting. My eyes (and the eyes of the powers to be in the Giants) tell me that getting better is the direction these guys are headed (especially my top four of Sandoval, Burriss, Schierholtz, and Ishikawa.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s pretty silly to argue over this. I rarely agree with GRM, but a semantic fight like this is pointless. We’re arguing over beliefs here. By definition, beliefs are thoughts, ideas that cannot be factually proven. Predictive thoughts about the future are beliefs. If you think the hitters will get your worse, your belief is no less valid than someone who says they’ll get better. It’s not about facts here and is, therefore, not provable.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Belief and faith are two different things. Beliefs require evidence. Faith and hope does not. GRM is expressing the latter, and he is expressing this in the manner of an argument.

You may see this as petty semantics, but proper use of the English language is important.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Have Provided Evidence

You just don’t like it because it is not stats based.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is your experience as a scout?

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Am Relying On The Giants Here

first and foremost with just using my eyes to see If I can understand where they are coming from.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I can interject and speak for myself, I would disagree with your evidence because you’re appealing to authority. That is, you’re saying that people who know more about this stuff are confident in these young players, so you’ll trust them and go along for the ride.

But the Giants haven’t developed one All-Star position player since Brian Sabean has been GM. If not for Fred Lewis this year, the shining examples of player development for the Giants would have been Pedro Feliz and Yorvit Torrealba. That’s ten years of international signings and drafts. Pedro Feliz and Yorvit Torrealba.

If you want to tell me that the Giants have earned my trust when it comes to young pitchers, I’m on board. If the Giants thought Brian Matusz was special enough to draft #5, then I would have taken a wait-and-see approach, because they’ve earned that much.

Hitting prospects, though? I can’t think of another organization in baseball, if not the world of professional sports, that has earned my trust less than the Giants have with their ability to identify young hitting talent.

This isn’t to say that I think Sandoval and Schierholtz will be busts. I’m just saying that an argument of “well, if it’s alright for the Giants, then it should be alright with you” shouldn’t hold a drop of water when it comes to young hitters.

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Courtesy of dictionary.com

Belief: confidence in the truth or existence of something not immediately susceptible to rigorous proof

(And the other three definitions were explicitly religious.)

I don’t think it’s petty at all. For instance, I believe in evolution and think it has a lot of evidence to back it up. However, no amount of evidence can ever prove that it actually happened. I can choose to believe in it or not. A belief is always subject to questioning and can never be proven. Otherwise it would be a fact. I do think it’s silly to believe in something without factual evidence, but belief – unlike fact – is near impossible to prove or disprove.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Merriam Webster

Belief: 3. “conviction of the truth of some statement or the reality of some being or phenomenon especially when based on examination of evidence”

Faith: 2b. "firm belief in something for which there is no proof "

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh, the crux of the argument again. Honestly, I feel that both definitions – in context – can be correct. That’s the lovely thing about language. According to the OED, it can go either way:

1. belief n.
a person’s religion; religious conviction ( has no belief ). a firm opinion ( my belief is that he did it ). an acceptance (of a fact, idea, etc.) ( belief in the afterlife ).

So which definition do we believe is better? Ahh, semantics (which, to reiterate, I think are very important).

by cornball on Sep 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the dictionaries disagree, what hope is there for the rest of us??

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, I can believe Matt Cain is a 7ft tall dinosaur that can pitch, and nobody can prove me otherwise?

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its the perfect counter part to Cyborg Tim.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TEAM CYBOSAUR!!!

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Road’s grey with orange tiger stripes of coarse.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, he’s not?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has badass shoulder mounted missile launchers, too.

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carl Everett doesn’t believe in Matt Cain.

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain was put on earth by the devil to test us.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the smushed text of these really long discussion tangents!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

I’m not a fan

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course you're not!

How could a fan type. Don’t be ridiculous!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you suck

blow me

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OW!

I seem to have hit my right arm.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 9, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3RD BEST 7 FOOT TALL DINOSAUR THAT CAN PITCH

AT BEST

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by groug on Sep 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely no to CC

I maintain that at this point, pitching monies should be used to retain the young pitchers or sign a serviceable 5th starter if necessary on the cheap.

As much as I dislike the idea making a play for a short-term 1B or 3B wouldn’t be a bad idea at all, even at an inflated contract. I’m thinking Beltre or yes, even Crede, as long as it’s not more than 3 years. They have the cash to make a move, and I think they should. If they could come up with an average offense, that, combined with the pitching, should get them close to contention. Hopefully, as the young hitters progress, they can slowly be brought in and replace the aforementioned FAs.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 8, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who Says We Can't Afford CC And The Raises Need To Retain Our Young Pitching?

Let’s look at a five year outlook for our rotation assuming we sign CC for Santana dollars plus 10%.

2009: Sabathia $21.5M, Zito $18.5M, Cain $2.65M, LIncecum $0.5M Sanchez $0.4M Totaling $43.55M.

2010: Sabathia $ $22.5M, Zito $18.5M, Cain $4.25M, Lincecum $5.M(super2 arb yr) Sanchez $0.5M Totaling $50.75M. This $7.2M increase is more the covered by the $20.75M coming off the books with the contracts for Winn, Roberts, and Molina expiring.

2011: Sabathia $24M, Zito $18.5M, Cain $8.15M, Lincecum $10M(2nd arb yr) Sanchez $3M(1st arb yr) Totaling $63.65M. This $20.1M increase from 2009 is still covered by the $20.75M that came off the books with the contracts for Winn, Roberts, and Molina expiring after 2009.

2012: Sabathia $25.5M, Zito $19M, Cain $12M(1st yr FA Contract-see Zito’s contract), Lincecum $15M(3rd arb yr), Bumgardner/Alderson $0.4M(trade Sanchez) Totaling $71.9M. This $28.35M increase from 2009 is paid by the $20.75M that came off the books after 2009 and by a small $7.6M increase in the salary budget.

2013: Sabathia $27M, Zito $20M, Cain $16M(2nd yr FA Contract-see Zito’s contract), Bumgardner/Alderson $0.5M(trade Lincecum for a CC/Santana like haul), Alderson/Bumgardner $0.4M Totaling $63.9M. This $20.35M increase from 2009 is still covered.

Bottom line to me is that Sabathia from 2009 thru 2013 and beyond is worth more then saving the money to spend on Lincecum 2013 and beyond. To plan for 5 years from now rather then now is just stupid. We know alot more about what the next five years are going to be like then we do aboout what is coming after that. I would much rather pair CC and Lincecum togeather for 4 years then just have Timmy for these four years and hope for more Timmy beyond these four years.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still does not address below average production for every infield position, save catcher, on both sides of the ball for then next 2-3 years at least..

Were did Rowan’s 12 mm per year from 2010-2012 go?

And we are not even getting to the Arbitration awards probably being on the “optimist” side , presumeing health, for Tim.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand's Dollars Are The Same Every Year Including 2009

Therefore we do not need to account for any changes here.

Infield Production is both addressed and improved with inhouse cheap options. Isn’t this the solution most of you want? Don’t you want to develope these bats and gloves rather then buy them with dollars or trades?

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no. 8MM this year & next as per Cots.

So between Zito, Rowand and CC you are proposing :

2010 – 53MM
2011 – 53MM
2012 – 54 MM

That leave 20 -40 MM for the rest of the roster. 40MM if ownership up the payroll to mid 90’s. 20 MM if the drop the active roster to mid 70’s either to pay new draftees and signees or just because attendance has dipped with a 70 win team.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You Are Ignoring The Signing Bonus Payments

When they are included Rowand get $12M each year from 2008 thru 2012.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It still leaves about 1 MM -2MM per player for the rest of the 25 man roster slots. That’s before taking out money for Tim, Cain and any other worthies. I hope you like Ochoa an awful lot because adding CC is a recipe for a 25 man roster full of Ochoas & Max Venerables. Personally even I don’t enjoy Ochoa that much. Not even enough to want 2 of him at the same time.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you really think this team is CC Sabathia away from contending? Because between spending money on him and locking up the young pitchers and recent draftees, there will be very little money to spend on improving the offense. It’s possible, I guess, I just have a hard time seeing a team condending with this offense.

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by UnleashTheGore on Sep 8, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I can see it offending with this offense!

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

iawtc

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So You Want To Return To The Old Ways

Of spending dollars to get vets to build the offense? All I am saying is develope a young cheap good offense in house and pair it with this dominent expensive rotation and we will return to competing. It is just a whole lot easier to get the best free agent pitchers to sign with us then it is to get the best free agent bats. We have failed in our efforts to get or retain any of the best bats with the sole exception of Barry Bonds.

I say it is time to accept this reality, spend our dollars on pitching and develop inhouse the position players we need so that they will always be cheap.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure I believe the “hitters won’t sign with us because of the park” idea that sometimes gets floated around here. I’m always curious to learn, who are some high priced FA hitters that turned us down? Carlos Lee? Soriano? I’ve heard reasons for why both didn’t want to sign here and none included the park.

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus who were our front of the rotation pitchers then? If a player wants to win that is definitely going to be a consideration.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not having room for his damn horses is a better excuse?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember this team is only average or above in 4 positions defensively. Last I checked 3 positions offensively. Neither are dramatically better then the average. If there is a track record for getting decent return on the dollar through free agency it happens much more often with position players then it does with pitchers. Especially if you are talking about longer term contracts.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2011

Sabathia, Lincecum, Cain, Bumgardner, Alderson

Unfortunately we would have to pay Zito for 3 more yrs!

Oh my

by krazybalr on Sep 8, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How Is This A New Or Important Point?

It is already assumed that we are stuck with Zito thru his contract that doesn’t end until after 2013.

by giantsrainman on Sep 8, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn’t we largely ignore the outcomes of this past weekend against the Pirates, who are even worse than the Giants are? As much as you can accurately weight the performances of September call-ups on any team that’s 62-80, it will be against the D-Backs and Dodgers (and to a lesser extent the Rox), along with the 11-game road trip coming up.

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by Kitspool on Sep 8, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut your non-believer hole, non-believer.

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

Take your non-believing back to Nonbelieverstan where you belong!

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BURN THE WITCH

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What else floats on water?

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A duck?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 8, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BURN THE DUCK

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very small rocks

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Sep 8, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Maybe my favorite line from any Monty Python movie ever.

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by Kitspool on Sep 8, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

favorite line from any Monty Python movie ...

“Ah! I see you are a man of science.” might have to do it for me today.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Churches!

Like Barry Zito, I'm mildly half-OK.

by EliminateMe on Sep 8, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gravy?

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

…I got better :(

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reminds me of

“I feel happyyyyyyyyyyy”

/gets clubbed

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they have really, really good beer in Nonbelieverstein.

by tyrannoman on Sep 8, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will be severely disappointed if we don’t sign a CF in the offseason.

It’s tradition!!

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like “other” at 3B quite a bit. He should be pretty good.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Sep 8, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade Cain for Other!!

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain + prospects of course!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Sep 8, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1) Trade Cain

2) ?

3) World Series Champions!

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This plan is airtight!

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabean? Is that you?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm Brain

If I said something more along the lines of:

1) Kick tires at the end of the day with due diligence and trade Cain. I’m not an idiot when it comes to trades.

2) …

3) World Series Champions! Take that lunatic fringe!!!!1

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Yesssssssssssssssss…”

“Narf”

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 8, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking — I mean, what would the children look like?

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

" But who would want to?"

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

  1. : I think minor tinkering. Of coarse what we call minor and they call minor could differ. Sanchez for the right to pay Julio Lugo 27MM the next 3 seasons anyone?

#2: Should be better. What is not stated in the premise is the up grade in SS production (With or with out Lugo) as well.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

the hitting will be better next year, but not MUCH better. Maybe even 5 wins better (actually, that is MUCH better!)…but you have to account for the loss of the Giants best hitter (non .360 hitting or born-again division) , Ray Durham.

50 more runs (~5 wins) would get them all the way up to 50 runs below average in the NL this year.

I think they’ll sign Crede, if they can get him for <4 years.

The problem is, going forward, is that even if they fill the gaping black holes on the IF with ~average players, their “good” hitters (OF) aren’t even that good – and the best (sOPS+ 109) belong to Molina and Winn, the two guys we want to dump!

Finally, I think the Giants will get it all together and be slightly above average at exactly the time Lincecum and Cain are gone via free agency. This IS the Giants we are talking about. Never forget that.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Sep 8, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather see McClain at 3rd than Crede

Or than most folks. I have a soft spot for him, what can I say.

I’d like to see:
Burris/Winn
Shierholtz/Winn
Rowland/Flew
Bmoney/Sandoval
McClain/Sandoval
FLew/Rowland
Ishi/Sandoval
Frandsen

I clearly like me some McClain – we can get all the gameratude we need from w/in the system, with plenty of grit.

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Sep 8, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I meant to write something in about this, but there’s absolutely no question that McClain makes more sense for the Giants than Crede. I fully expect Crede to be better offensively and defensively, but there’s no commitment with McClain. With Crede, you’re basically saying, “Hey, average and expensive is just what we need for three or four years, and we definitely don’t need to keep our options open.”

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am beginning to feel similarly to Furcal as well.

Have you been wearing my foil hat recently?

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I too vote for McClain as stopgap between the present and future (Gilespie). No huge contract, plus in case of bench clearing brawl, we need more big bruisers on our team. That dude is huge.

by consequencesANDrepercussions on Sep 8, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Him, Molina, Pablo we might have the makings of a successful scrum.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention Nate “Takedown” Schierholtz.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Juggernaut!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jugger-Nate?

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Sep 8, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUGGERNATE

I think we’ve got a nickname for Schieholtz!!!! We need one of our photoshop whiz kids to put a Giants cap and jersey on this:

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by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEET!

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is so awesome.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Sep 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

::bows down::

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F*(&% ya!

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kick ass

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIN.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s cool and badass, but I feel that the Giants don’t deserve such a cool image.

Can you photoshop a My Little Pony with a Giants hat or something?

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by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s the Jack Taschner supervillain

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

greatest ever

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's awesome

Juggernate is terrifying.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but can he play 3rd?

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’ll play wherever he damn well pleases.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweeeeeeet!

Great job Natto! Can you add a prone catcher and strewn gear in the background and “JUGGERNATE” across the top?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i take bach the other greatest ever

cuz this is the greatest ever

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would we do without Natto?

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best trilogy since Star Wars IV-VI!

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spectacular.

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Team USA variant!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/n8ball/juggernate2usa.jpg

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by Natto on Sep 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Captain Ameri-Nate?

by chilibean_3 on Sep 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I <3 Natto

The coolest thing about all this is that we previously didn’t have a nickname for Nate. I don’t think there will be a lot of dissention that “Juggernate” is about as good as it gets!

It’s probably kinda pathetic how giddy this turn of events has made me.

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s an awesome nickname.

Now we just need for it to catch on.

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by jponry on Sep 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say our collaboration was a good thing, Goofus.

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Sep 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Juggernaut says:

The safe word is: Steroids.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Sep 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well now my sinuous are clean.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure there are any walls seperating them right now. I’l stick with sinuous for now.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic

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by groug on Sep 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH HELL YES

Uncle Sabes...How much longer til we get there?

by NorCalGiant on Sep 9, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also seems like the kind of guy who would apologize to you if you cut him off in traffic.

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember seeing

that McClain has been talking retirement the past couple years. Maybe he would change his mind if given a shot at 3B in the bigs?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Sep 8, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This makes sense

I am totally on board for McClain.

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by marklar on Sep 8, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Grizzlies can get McClain back...

where he can again wait to pounce on a SF opportunity. I still wonder if Aurilia has a place on the team next year. With Ishi, Lewis, Scheirholtz, and maybe Bowker and/or Roberts still in the mix, there is a lot of Lefties in the lineup.

Do you think McClain can outperform Aurilia? Or looking for a new face?

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Sep 8, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both-

I love richie, but I’d like a new face, and i’ve really enjoyed McClain’s presence.

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Sep 8, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Read that as “I’d rather have Matt Cain at 3rd”…now that’s thiking out of the box.

by tyrannoman on Sep 8, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

   1. Hard to say. They’re currently getting real good vibes from the kids, and I think the fanbase is obviously excited about the kids, so maybe that’ll make them hesitate for once. On the other hand, when $20 million comes off an MLB payroll, the team usually spends that money. Moreover, I think teams usually should spend that money. I certainly wouldn’t be heartbroken if we signed CC.

The only big 3B move worth making would be a trade for Beltre… Crede’s not worth it. Who knows if they realize that, though.

   2. The offense will improve, largely because of the removal of horrible bats. It’d probably still be a poor offense, but it’d be a good bit better. I believe in Pablo, I semi-believe in Ish, I don’t particularly believe in Nate… but all three will likely do better than Bowker did this year, at the very least. 2B/SS/3B continues to be the real problem. Burriss has earned the job for next year, I guess, but his approach isn’t likely to keep working — there’s no reason for pitchers not to challenge him every time out, so it’s doubtful he’ll keep walking this much. I don’t believe in Velez a’tall, and don’t think too much of Frandsen… Denker could be okay, but no better. 3B is, of course, 3B.

As fun as this little run has been, the G’s are in a tough spot going forward. We’re “set” at 1B, C and the outfield, but we’re “set” with a collection of guys who figure to be average or very slightly below. We have nothing in the rest of the infield, and that should be our priority — it’s why I think we should try to make plays for guys like Beltre and Hardy. But this won’t ever be a good team until we get a truly elite player in the lineup somewhere, and finding one of those at second, short or third is a pretty tall order.

by onlxn on Sep 8, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like what your saying in general. But to me none of these guys would block an elite type player and that the beauty of it. For now the Giants might be better off playing this crew in hopes they can peddle whomever get replace for a prospect or two that would be useful in say the post 2012 -2013 era.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From today’s Chron: 20 or so words that should send a chill of fear down your back.
“With his sixth-inning sacrifice fly, Sandoval became the first Giants rookie since Damon Minor in 2002 to have a five-RBI game.”

by esfads on Sep 8, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

arrrrgh

The Minor Jinx!

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More of a Minor annoyance

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Sep 8, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tiny!!!

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Consider my excitement tempered.

F___ Mike Marshall!!!

by NuschlerFace on Sep 8, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This discussion should have come last year. Nay, it should have come two years ago. The fact that we are just now talking about what impact playing the semi-prospects will have on next year is appalling to me.

Now that I took the time to remember just how much stupid veteran-lust we’ve had to endure the last three years, that is.

Only 835 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Sep 8, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Billy Wagner out until 2010

This is one those times that I’m glad the Giants have Brian Wilson. We’re very lucky to have a cheap, young closer who’s under club control. I know a lot of people think the Giants could get some nice pieces by trading Wilson, but having a dependable young guy at the back end is great.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree, but if we’re talking Brian Wilson for Brandon Wood and seeing if Sergio Romo can have a Tim Worrell-type year, I’m jumping on that with both feet. I don’t think anyone is dying to trade Wilson for even Schierholtzian prospects, but there’s the possibility that a team will drastically overpay for a young closer.

Note that I don’t think the Angels would do Wilson for Brandon Wood, that’s just the name that popped in my head.

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with this. Wilson for Wood is a deal I would do.

by cornball on Sep 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wood popped into your head?

Though that wouldn’t be a bad scenario especially if Romo becomes Worrell circa 2003 and minus the psychological problems.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread started out like yeah, and then it went all WTF and then natto saved it and i was all like WHOA

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i no rite

hella

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least it’s one of Grant’s posts and much of the discussion is baseball-related. I don’t think we’ve had an epic non-hijack post like this since the “Rohlinger Called Up” story, and even that wasn’t Grant.

by rotorueter on Sep 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, that was epic

Not least because it introduced the world to JUDY STEFFES, the MadTown Bomber, and Ryan’s girlfriend’s Facebook page.

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

165 new posts in 3 hours? Did rainman post here or something?

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by groug on Sep 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope. Just your typical reaction to my startlingly transcendent prose.

by Grant on Sep 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m waiting for the post ur favorite cat picz thread.

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUGGERCAT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That looks like when I watch the Giants.

o _ o

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply fail

*looks like me

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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this where I can tell my Sarah Palin themed joke?

Q: What’s the difference between me and Goofus?

A: Lipstick!

What, wait.

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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!!

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pro-drilling babies.

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My answer was going to be that you dance better

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going out on a limb what that one, huh Lars?

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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that made no sense.

I really need to sleep more.

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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do you operate the STATS COMPOOTER with no opposable thumz

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by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mah thumbz are great

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he really is The Cat from Outer Space.

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap. That is amazing, I must see it.

They really went overboard with the purrr puns.

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Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you enjoy B grade movies with bad puns & special effects your in!

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check, check, and check!

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps I should have said " If you enjoy B grade movies with bad puns & bad special effects your in!

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you trying to tell me that the special effects in The Cat from Outer Space are not top notch?

ARE YOU!?

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were made in the same factory the built walks for Pedro Feliz. So how could they be bad?

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by daveinexile on Sep 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, whoa!

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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Sep 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions