Open Gameday Thread 9/7 part 2: The Thread Warrior
by kenshin1 on Sep 7, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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PrintIn a shocking move, ESPN has learned that the Giants have called up 1 hour old zygote, Mark Lively, to the bigs. Citing Lively's plate presence and precocious development, Sabean told this reporter that he anticipates great success for the young ball player. Some critics have called the move premature, saying Lively has neither a functioning central nervous system nor actual limbs but Sabean dismisses these criticisms as mutterings from fringe fans. His response "we just couldn't afford to wait any longer. After all, Lively will be a blastocyst in 3 days".
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Sunday, bloody Sunday
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Sunday, sudzy Sunday
Cheers to Giants and Niners
Just to recap the previous thread. . .
I didn’t/don’t want Velez to play today.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
don’t remember hearing his name.
Beam should have a straight fastball with that name.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Congrats, Kenshin
for the first use ever of the word “blastocyst” on this site.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
T. J. Beam
That’s seriously a porn name.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
first
8-run inning of the season! Better extremely late than never.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
Probably a good thing
If we had had the eight-run inning before July 31st, we might have been buyers at the deadline.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
we started scoring runs once I remembered the game was on
just saying
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
RALLY JPONRY
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
This team scored 8 runs?
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Time to ask
what’s the Giants/MLB record for most hits in an inning?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
what % of this doesn’t happen with a better defense?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
109%
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
McLouth will require some stitches, but it sounds like that’s all.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Whew
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
The fine line between tragedy and comedy
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
What’ll REALLY be funny is tomorrow, when Rowand gets jealous and tries to top it.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Oh, good, Billy Sadler’s going to come in.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I am not fooled!
They will still lose this game
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Niners 10, Giants 10
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DUDE...sports overload
Niners 10, Giants 10 Run inning (Wtfbbq), US Open=me desperatly hoping Murray will wipe that smug little sneer of Nadal’s face – I hate that guy.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
cLOLayton kershaw lasted 4 innings and left trailing after being given a 2 run lead
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
the kid is very young and will be a star in this league for many seasons. Look forward to the day when the Giants and Bums have a three game set with the following matchups:
Lincecum vs Kershaw
Cain vs Billingsley
Sanchez vs Kuroda
Is this a great country or what?
Matos comes in and gives up two runs in his only inning pitched while the Giants then score 10 runs to take the lead. This kid could get the win.
another data point for “wins are stupid”
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Hmm, the Diamdbacks are up next – good time to restart Operation Strasburg.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Not if Randy Winn has anything to say about it.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
and THAT’S why I still don’t trust Sadler
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
True
It isn’t like he hit him with 5 pitches to the head
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
he brings the K’s but, my god, the walks . . .
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
That was close
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I say Velez never makes that defensive play
in his lifetime
Better than
HUGE boil
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Okay, this Just for Men commercial may be the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
And then he smiles lovingly, as though it’s some touching family moment.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
About 30 years ago
I had purple hair
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The circular nature
of Tim’s folicles!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
boo.
andy murrary ruins the nadal-federer rematch.
us open sponsors cry.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
B-Money
The dude’s a natural politician. He should run for office.
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It occurs to me
In total runs scored, the Giants are absolutely passing the Padres like they’re standing still.
We are no longer in the cellar in the NL.
and now, checking the box scores today
eech…it’s pretty close still
Rags: “So how about Amy’s rack today?”
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Spongebob Uber Alles was underappreciated
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Today's game
Starring the Pittsburgh Pirates as Your San Francisco Giants.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
"I cry bitter tears when the sale's over!"
Sloppy drunk.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Something's wrong with my cable
It just showed Yabu drawing a walk.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Nice hitting!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
wait
Schierholtz walked?
Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.
What are the odds that JT will develop any intonation to his reading of commercials in 2009?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
One more and he’s the first Japanese Klansman.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Hey!
I’m over 5000 comments. I talk much.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
it’s like you wrote a novel.
or short story.
etc.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunn just made a clown play at 1st
It was almost Eugene in scale
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
Upton just made a clown play in RF
It was almost Eugene in scale
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol
listening to the radio I heard the new pitcher’s name as “Cromulent Sanchez”
I think I need a nap!
holy crap the one game i dont watch we score 11?! stupid 49ers
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
This brings up a good point: where is everyone? Could there be a connection between the McCoven absences and the Giants scoring?
there’s a connection between Pirate defense and Giant scoring.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
you may be on to something...
when its just me and my PS2, the giants score a lot!
stop watching and they’ll win, its science!
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
oh shit. he had cancer right?
i’m going to hell.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He did have some benign tumors though, didn’t he?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Yeah
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
wiki says cancerous tumors in back removed 2002.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
as if there’s any paper in hell.
::sniff::
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell is having no papers
and nothing but shake
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they get the Giants games in purgatory?
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
a lot of bulimics are there?
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, that was good, OJ
Now give me some Lotto numbers
OJ
shudder.
Obviously I don’t have the shining. I started Lavernious Coles and Tory Holt on my Fantasy Football team.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Romo is our 2nd best reliever, by my reckoning
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
jessica?
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Games went by fast
Exactly 3.7 seconds passed between pitches
I see Thighler warming up – the Giants have decided to give the Pirates a sporting chance!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Good eye by Nate
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
EJECT! EJECT!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
OK, all even now
back to baseball, please
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
is there a reason that we hit 4 pirates today?
Our pitchers tend to be wild.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Rowand got pegged on the side of his knee, but I wouldn’t think that it was intentional.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
that “lets go giants” guy is rlly persistent – good man
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Diaz better not be near home plate when Schierholtz comes around to score
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Did they call up Threets? He has an excellent minor league record of beaning guys.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
McClain hoping for a fastball
It’s MLB, meat.
Even down five, the payoff pitch does not have to be dead red.
Nate "Special Forces" Schierholtz
Designated Assassin
For just a moment, Walker looked amazing there.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
<3 Mays Field
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I would pay money if she interviewed Velez, and ask him to explain his defense today.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
we can beat crappy teams! I hope those crappy teams better other teams tho for the good of Operation 2009 4A
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
It's kinda nice
Today the Giants came of age, came alive
Just as the Niners took the field, and a nose dive
Who'd a thunk?
The Giants, totally out of it, are more worth watching now, than in April.
lol terry bradshaw called Chad Johnson “Ocho Chinko”. whoops.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
EEEuuuuuu
Amy using baby voice to interview Pablo
And for the record, I don’t think her rack is all that impressive today. What was the big deal on the other thread?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I forgot there was baseball today..
Pablo with 5 RBI’s?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
We apologize for him
He played catcher and was tired.
Otherwise, there would have been more.
Amy wears the naughty librarian glasses
for her interviews
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
Dunn up as the tying run in the bottom of the 9th
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
“Made” might be a little strong of a word.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
Sabean vs Amy
In a no holds barred cage match to the death!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
It could be an interesting interview, but there’s no way I could listen to Amy for that long, good rack or not.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Nice little pink open-throated top. But the camera is above the rack line.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
But you totally expected run 11?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
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