Open Gameday Thread 9/7 part 2: The Thread Warrior
by kenshin1 on Sep 7, 2008 2:36 PM PDT
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In a shocking move, ESPN has learned that the Giants have called up 1 hour old zygote, Mark Lively, to the bigs. Citing Lively's plate presence and precocious development, Sabean told this reporter that he anticipates great success for the young ball player. Some critics have called the move premature, saying Lively has neither a functioning central nervous system nor actual limbs but Sabean dismisses these criticisms as mutterings from fringe fans. His response "we just couldn't afford to wait any longer. After all, Lively will be a blastocyst in 3 days".
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giants wont score again with this thread
by kingofthacove on Sep 7, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no no leave the old one
it had more runs in it I’m sure.
by Sammy Danger on Sep 7, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sunday, bloody Sunday
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sunday, sudzy Sunday
Cheers to Giants and Niners
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to recap the previous thread. . .
I didn’t/don’t want Velez to play today.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wasn’t Beam a Yankee?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don’t remember hearing his name.
Beam should have a straight fastball with that name.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I guess he used to be a Yankee but signed a minor league deal with the Pirates this year.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats, Kenshin
for the first use ever of the word “blastocyst” on this site.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
T. J. Beam
That’s seriously a porn name.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lars reflects back on his life, when the Big One wasn’t a porn title
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see now why the Pirates have worse record than the Giants.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
first
8-run inning of the season! Better extremely late than never.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably a good thing
If we had had the eight-run inning before July 31st, we might have been buyers at the deadline.
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by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure does beat
oh for example getting six-hit CG shutout by pitchers such as 5-12 record Zach Duke
by SnowLeopard on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we started scoring runs once I remembered the game was on
just saying
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You should have been here sooner!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And also after we started talking about Amy’s rack.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY JPONRY
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 7, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We want Dizzy.
We want Dizzy.
We want Dizzy.
by wilriv21 on Sep 7, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This team scored 8 runs?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 7, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Should read
This team got 8 hits in an inning?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buriss: still hittin’
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This inning may never actually end.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this game. It makes all of our players seem like future allstars.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait. Doesn’t TIm need some runs for tomorrow?
by robbgin on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just need to save him one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How lame must Dave Roberts feel right now? And even he got an RBI!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, it's not even funny anymore.
9 run inning with no home runs?! whaaaaaa…?
by Sammy Danger on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LIES THIS IS HILARIOUS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to ask
what’s the Giants/MLB record for most hits in an inning?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what % of this doesn’t happen with a better defense?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
7.3 runs?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, the numbers don’t lie!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
109%
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by groug on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURRISS GOT AN XBH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am beginning to think that the team has given up on Operation Strasburg.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McLouth will require some stitches, but it sounds like that’s all.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we go back to thinking the play was funny, then?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fine line between tragedy and comedy
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by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’ll REALLY be funny is tomorrow, when Rowand gets jealous and tries to top it.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he’ll try to field a ball with his mouth, for example.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, good, Billy Sadler’s going to come in.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you ready for some walks?
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by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not fooled!
They will still lose this game
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember how we all commented on how much we liked today’s lineup. Clearly we are all geniuses.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what Matt Cain is thinking right now.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“You guys all suck. All of you! I hate you all!”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think he’s thinking anything. I’m pretty sure he’s catatonic.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niners 10, Giants 10
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by groug on Sep 7, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DUDE...sports overload
Niners 10, Giants 10 Run inning (Wtfbbq), US Open=me desperatly hoping Murray will wipe that smug little sneer of Nadal’s face – I hate that guy.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Sep 7, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hopefully he can hold the lead and win out
by wilriv21 on Sep 7, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Plus he has my name :)
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Sep 7, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cLOLayton kershaw lasted 4 innings and left trailing after being given a 2 run lead
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the kid is very young and will be a star in this league for many seasons. Look forward to the day when the Giants and Bums have a three game set with the following matchups:
Lincecum vs Kershaw
Cain vs Billingsley
Sanchez vs Kuroda
by wilriv21 on Sep 7, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scherzer got 8 k’s in 4 innings!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JT Snow “Well my scorecard’s a mess, and I’m exhausted!”
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this a great country or what?
Matos comes in and gives up two runs in his only inning pitched while the Giants then score 10 runs to take the lead. This kid could get the win.
by wilriv21 on Sep 7, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
another data point for “wins are stupid”
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, the Diamdbacks are up next – good time to restart Operation Strasburg.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not if Randy Winn has anything to say about it.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know if I want to give the Dodgers an easy walk to the playoffs.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they were saying on the radio earlier that the way the rotation goes for the rest of the season… Timmy pitches against Arizona twice, and not at all against the fodgers
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pirates’ heads = endangered species
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and THAT’S why I still don’t trust Sadler
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In fairness, it was only one pitch.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
It isn’t like he hit him with 5 pitches to the head
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We save that strategy for when Kent’s in town
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he brings the K’s but, my god, the walks . . .
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also: some awesome mortar shots from the bad guys, into the bleachers
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
usually after the walks, too
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was close
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by groug on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In retaliation, they drill Lewis in the bunion.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
apparently, if you believe the hype, she is rackalicious
by wilriv21 on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this guy’s ERA!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I say Velez never makes that defensive play
in his lifetime
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than
HUGE boil
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now there’s the team I remember.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, this Just for Men commercial may be the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m trying to imgine someone leaving me a box of dye with little heart on a sticky….. It’s time.
by robbgin on Sep 7, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then he smiles lovingly, as though it’s some touching family moment.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can hear the divorce courts now. She left a BOX of Just for Men.
by robbgin on Sep 7, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
About 30 years ago
I had purple hair
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The circular nature
of Tim’s folicles!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Scot!
Andy Murray in the US Open Finals!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSS
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Sep 7, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
boo.
andy murrary ruins the nadal-federer rematch.
us open sponsors cry.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B-Money
The dude’s a natural politician. He should run for office.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Browns suck
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol angy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably why they moved to Baltimore and changed their name.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It occurs to me
In total runs scored, the Giants are absolutely passing the Padres like they’re standing still.
We are no longer in the cellar in the NL.
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and now, checking the box scores today
eech…it’s pretty close still
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rags: “So how about Amy’s rack today?”
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that call. He leaned ino it.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw geez.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Spongebob Uber Alles was underappreciated
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Today's game
Starring the Pittsburgh Pirates as Your San Francisco Giants.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andy LOLRoche
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"I cry bitter tears when the sale's over!"
Sloppy drunk.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something's wrong with my cable
It just showed Yabu drawing a walk.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice hitting!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YBI for Pablito
Yabu Batted In
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait
Schierholtz walked?
Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.
by kennv on Sep 7, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most interesting development of the day, by far. I hope Nate enjoyed the experience enough to try it again in the near future.
by onlxn on Sep 7, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the odds that JT will develop any intonation to his reading of commercials in 2009?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Sep 7, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One more and he’s the first Japanese Klansman.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
I’m over 5000 comments. I talk much.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s like you wrote a novel.
or short story.
etc.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until then, that glass ceiling has about 18 million cracks in it.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunn just made a clown play at 1st
It was almost Eugene in scale
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Upton just made a clown play in RF
It was almost Eugene in scale
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was the one who also missed Manny’s fly ball in the sun yesterday, no?
by non sequitur on Sep 7, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe so
Bums lead 4-3 now
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
listening to the radio I heard the new pitcher’s name as “Cromulent Sanchez”
I think I need a nap!
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, today’s outing has embiggened his ERA
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap the one game i dont watch we score 11?! stupid 49ers
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This brings up a good point: where is everyone? Could there be a connection between the McCoven absences and the Giants scoring?
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there’s a connection between Pirate defense and Giant scoring.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you may be on to something...
when its just me and my PS2, the giants score a lot!
stop watching and they’ll win, its science!
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you gotta multitask!
9ers on the tv
giants on the radio
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
COD4 on the PS3.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
12.18 ERA.
Yay Hennessey!
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh shit. he had cancer right?
i’m going to hell.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did have some benign tumors though, didn’t he?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
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by groug on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wiki says cancerous tumors in back removed 2002.
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as if there’s any paper in hell.
::sniff::
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell is having no papers
and nothing but shake
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine. Don’t listen to me. See where it gets you.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they get the Giants games in purgatory?
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you think makes purgatory purgatory?
/obligatory
by non sequitur on Sep 7, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lot of bulimics are there?
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but not jokingly
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. that was a really weak throw.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the improbable comeback!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Romo will shut em down.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, that was good, OJ
Now give me some Lotto numbers
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OJ
shudder.
Obviously I don’t have the shining. I started Lavernious Coles and Tory Holt on my Fantasy Football team.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romo is our 2nd best reliever, by my reckoning
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Romo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jessica?
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but great bowler!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I copied his windup when I was a lad.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Games went by fast
Exactly 3.7 seconds passed between pitches
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dizzy better hit this inning or I want Bochy’s head brought to me on an extra-large platter.
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
by Gaahl on Sep 7, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see Thighler warming up – the Giants have decided to give the Pirates a sporting chance!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
to the backstop . . .
to the wall
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
to the sweat drip down my balls?
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh, I didn’t make that connection at first
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was wonderin if someone would see it
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoopsie!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good eye by Nate
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EJECT! EJECT!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok. . .
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is there no bench-clearing brawl here?
THE BASEPATHS SHALL RUN RED WITH PIRATE BLOOD!!!
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
by Gaahl on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Nate. Ready to bowl over a catcher, but keeps his cool during non game-changing situations.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, all even now
back to baseball, please
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is there a reason that we hit 4 pirates today?
Our pitchers tend to be wild.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Tired Sanchez start + Giants bullpen.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so nothing happened yseterday?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand got pegged on the side of his knee, but I wouldn’t think that it was intentional.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so I’m okay with walker coming in – if he comes in to bonk somebuddy
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, maybe he’ll get suspended for the rest of the season!
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I’m only ok with it if he throws a handful of gravel instead of a baseball on his first pitch.
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
by Gaahl on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They booed him horribly when he came in last night.
by robbgin on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that “lets go giants” guy is rlly persistent – good man
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, he’s coming thru loud and clear on the radio
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diaz better not be near home plate when Schierholtz comes around to score
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 7, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t hit McClain. He will choke a bitch.
by rotorueter on Sep 7, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which rhymes with “take a pitch,” which he should have done just now.
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
by Gaahl on Sep 7, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no please
unless he’s coming in to hit ppl
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they call up Threets? He has an excellent minor league record of beaning guys.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McClain hoping for a fastball
It’s MLB, meat.
Even down five, the payoff pitch does not have to be dead red.
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NATE “OBP” SCHIERHOLTZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nate "Special Forces" Schierholtz
Designated Assassin
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For just a moment, Walker looked amazing there.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NATE!!!
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
by Gaahl on Sep 7, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<3 Mays Field
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Sep 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nate the Olympian!
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S OVER!
Click the ! and O for an easter egg.
by Sammy Danger on Sep 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who does Amy G interview?
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wasn’t there supposed to be an hour-long interview with Sabean today? Is that on now?
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
by Gaahl on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would pay money if she interviewed Velez, and ask him to explain his defense today.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can beat crappy teams! I hope those crappy teams better other teams tho for the good of Operation 2009 4A
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whaaa?
Only 8 pitches? From Walker? Cool!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's kinda nice
Today the Giants came of age, came alive
Just as the Niners took the field, and a nose dive
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hate for nolan….rising
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven’t been much into the Niners for a while, but when I see Velez with his oddly-shaped head and neck, I sometimes think of Merton Hanks.
by non sequitur on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh look, the Niners just fumbled again
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who'd a thunk?
The Giants, totally out of it, are more worth watching now, than in April.
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol terry bradshaw called Chad Johnson “Ocho Chinko”. whoops.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 7, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EEEuuuuuu
Amy using baby voice to interview Pablo
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And for the record, I don’t think her rack is all that impressive today. What was the big deal on the other thread?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rack or not, it's a topic us guys love to explore
Rack her!
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should have been a given. I suppose I didn’t need to ask.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heart Pablo.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than Flabio?
I think I understand…
;-)
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot there was baseball today..
Pablo with 5 RBI’s?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Sep 7, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We apologize for him
He played catcher and was tired.
Otherwise, there would have been more.
by Moggeee on Sep 7, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy wears the naughty librarian glasses
for her interviews
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love seeing the kids run the bases behind the two idiots in the booth.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn up as the tying run in the bottom of the 9th
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kruk: “Velez made 3 bonehead plays”
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Made” might be a little strong of a word.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 7, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What would a better word be?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone will be happy, that was JT’s last game of the season.
by Merope on Sep 7, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yippee!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabean vs Amy
In a no holds barred cage match to the death!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It could be an interesting interview, but there’s no way I could listen to Amy for that long, good rack or not.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 7, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice little pink open-throated top. But the camera is above the rack line.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 7, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fourth inning: 10-2, Giants
Rest of the game: 4-1, Pirates
Crazy game!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 7, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But you totally expected run 11?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 7, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We win again?!?!?!?!??!
10 runs in 1 inning? WTF
by bondslegend on Sep 7, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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