Gameday Thread II: The Golden Army
Rockies: I know; I'm ugly!
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That man has a fascinating face.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Fascinating enough to punch
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t you wish the Rockies were hot like Bea?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Yes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Honest question: If Scott McClain was the 3B all season for the 2008 Giants, how many more games would this team have won? Any? 5? 10?
There is a reason
McClain is a AAAAAAA player.
And it’s not because he is a good ML player.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm having a fairly unsuccessful time trolling on purple row
They are some serious homers over there.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
:)
All I’ve done is call into question their “playoff race” they seem to think they are in.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t we have a CONTENDERS!!! fanpost just a week or two ago?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Well, we’re not even mathematically out of it. BUY BUY BUY!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you’ll stand out with all 20 comments
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny; when they come here, they all try to convince us they’re much worse than us.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I think that is just the enlightened ones.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
MCC is the next spoke on the wheel of Dharma?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
Turn off your mind relax and float downstream
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no stream and there is no mind
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
whooooa
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's kinda like replying
Except without hitting the reply button.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
T-rolling
where you trick someone into watching Ice T’s “6 in tha Mornin’” video on youtobbz
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
It’s a method of fishing with one or more fishing lines behind a boat
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap, that half inning went by fast on fangraphs.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
haha
Kuip: “McClain, pretty good arm for an old guy”
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
um
That’s what she said
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Only this Barry gets hit with homers
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Note to Barry: You can’t throw your 84mph fastball up at the letters like that.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
I was just wondering what happened to that guy’s power.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Barry Zito is Sarah Palin?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Sarah Palin can play third base?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Sarah Palin's daughter
Gives up 3rd base!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Gets knocked at home plate
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If only Nate
was in charge of our foreign policy.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing Roberts is still getting at bats.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Names not to give your son
149) “Suicide”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
of course not
thats a girls name
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Miller just complimented the Rockies announcers. He must be a very nice man.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Did you make it to any games at Raley last weekend?
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
Good Gravy!
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo!
He runs the fastest HR trot ever, reminds me of Matt Williams.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
You’re good
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablito "Registered" an 8 on the Richter scale
(crappy headline writer’d)
(shows self out)
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
lmao
From purple row:
Pablo Sandoval is immortal
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Start raking old man!
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
so it is written
so it shall be done
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yippie Kay YAY!
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Scotty did it!
awesome for him.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
That’s tight, fooh…
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT TEAM IS THIS
HITTING ALL THESE HOMRUNZ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
I'm sorry Rowand,
I’m just not that into you.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
CAN I GET A
LOL SCOTT REGISTER
That’s what you get for not having a real last name
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
He knows what he’s doing. He just wants Zito back out there.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I smell a sitcom!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better name than Gamer and the New Guys
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave Chapelle bitches
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave Attell bitches
“Florida looks like a gigantic penis about to shoot a load of freedom all over
Cuba…”
— Dave Attell
Like the rest of September
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That must feel pretty fucking awesome for McClain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Just got out of a meeting
SO happy to see this. Good for the man. Wish they woulda just let him play there all year, but spilled milk, etc.
Go McClain.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
287 career US minor league HR’s. I think he hit 60+ in Japan over three seasons.
1 in the big leagues.
Aww, yeah.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
Wooooooow....
Fred and Randy were tourtured enough by Wells Fargo, now they are going after little Snow.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
That’s been on for a while. He’s got more personality than his dad, at least.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Not a ton of day games...
So I’ve missed the radio commercials. I do think the Randy and Fred one was better though.
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What is Zito's pitch count ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
105
HEEEEEEEEEEET
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG... NEW WORLD ORDER
On ESPN.com’s scoreboard page, we have TWO Giants in the top performers section.
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
/headsplode
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Scrappy McHustle
SacTown in the house
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If Pablo keeps hitting...
And knocks in some more runs…. and we get all 3 up there. It should become a permanent fixture on this site.
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst grammar...ever.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
grammar = pitchers winz
not really all that important
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
And wave em like you just want to cry
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope the mystery legend is Marvin Benard. I love that little fella.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
HIS INITIALS ARE MLB OMG!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Wow
When Scott McClain was drafted Pablo Sandoval was only three years old
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
yet Pablo hit his 1st career bomb first.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Today was a good day
We get a glimpse at what a real baseball team looks like.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
But is often confused with the Porcelain God
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito going 8 huh >?
I don’t know if I support that.
Unless Zito asked for it – which he probably did.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
After all his early exits, he owes the Giants at least the 8th.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
and about $100,000,000
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito is a great #5 starter
there…I said it
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
great? no.
decent? maybe.
A number 5 that can win 10 or so games a year is pretty darn good.
I’m not sure he’s actually even that good. An ERA of 5.48 has to be below replacement level. In addition, he has about the same number of walks as strikeouts and a WHIP around 1.65.
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I'm just saying it
because about 1/2 the time he pitches, he gives us a really good chance to win. It’s actually probably closer to 60%. He’s just awful in the other starts so it’s over quickly.
On a team that had a more potent offense, I think he would easily win 10 games.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst facial hair merkin ever?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
just got home form school
OMG ZITO PITCHED 7 OK INNINGS AND MCLAIN HOMERUN YEAH
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
I'm pumped that I didn't even have to open up mlb.com to listen to this.
Do you think thay knowz that itz playing for free!?
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
He can by his own flippin cookie.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
and buy on too
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha. ONE
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I've already bought him dinner
thats enough
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A Very Special Ask Kruk and Kuip
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by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
pau is good stuff
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
1-2-3
HELL WILL OVERFLOW ONTO THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH TODAY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
Rapist eyes
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, I was just going to ask if it really made a difference [to a pitcher] who catches, or if it’s just coinky-dink
I think there was a study that showed that the more catchers worked with the same pitchers, the better those pitchers did. So, while catcher ERA is bunk (if I’m remembering correctly) there is a correlation with experience between a catcher and pitcher.
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I think that intuitively makes sense.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean I remember years back when …who was it? The Red Sox ? Traded away Mirabelli, and then had to get him back to catch for their knuckleball dude?
It was for Josh Bard. Helicopter and police escort. That shit was epic for a below mediocre player
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a little bit different, I would think. Catching a knuckleball seems like it would be tough as hell and wouldn’t be something easily picked up.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Now that McClain has a HR
can we send him back to AAA where he belongs?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
if we sent all the guys on this team that belonged in AAA back down
we wouldn’t have enough players to field a team.
Wait a second...
there’s Freddy and Pablo and … uhhh….
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason Hirsh stole it
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to see Zito out for the 9th
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Oh fucking Brad henessey
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Instant loss.
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by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats...not...fair
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So obviously
Zito is a better Cy Young candidate
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell are those
Right you are Ken
by stealth snail on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
holy fuckin omg those lincecum baseball glasses rock
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
OMG HENESSEY IS GETTING PEOPLE OUT
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Hennessey
I guess he just needed to be back pitching in the ninth?
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My money is on Wilson
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
And such is the nature of baseball
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Given Tobey Maguire was Spiderman, wouldn’t that just make him….never mind, too easy.
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Tobey Maguire in the Tropic Thunder previews was epic
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed that somehow. I saw quite a few previews, but never noticed him in any of them.
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I haven’t seen the movie yet. I don’t really hit up the theaters anymore.
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lol those were funny
who left the fridge open?
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
Quick question
why is McClain getting a HR such a big deal? I mean, it’s awesome, but I’m assuming there’s some sort of backstory I’m missing.
He's been in the minor leagues for about 3 decades
And has, IIRC, the current minor league record for career HR’s
….and had never hit one in the Majors.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhh i see
gracias, sir
good on him, then. That’s great that he did it, like, right away. Why wasn’t he playing sooner if he’s got any sort of power??? Bad fielder?
because he probably has a huge hole in his swing
That yeilds him completely ineffective to ML pitching.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the best win in all of September IMO
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
That was fun.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
I love those two dancing animated gifs
One’s a pumpkin-headed, two dimensional cartoon and the other is…
Rotoworld FTS(nark)
It doesn’t make much sense for the Giants to be giving McClain starts, but it is nice to see the veteran finally get his first major league homer. He had 291 of them in the minors, plus 71 more in Japan.
Maybe because they wanted to give him a chance to hit that first ML homer?
Dear Rotoworld,
The Giants organization is not full of people who are dicks like you. This might be confusing. I know. It’s okay. Just calm down and go talk about Jed Lowrie or something.
Love,
groug
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
Ooooh, Jed Lowrie is awesome. He’s like Dustin Pedroia, but at SS.
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Really? Because Lowrie’s season looks pretty similar to Pedroia’s season last year. Lowrie strikes out more, but he also walks more and has a bit more power.
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