Gameday Thread II: The Golden Army
Rockies: I know; I'm ugly!
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I like this Grizzlies team
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That man has a fascinating face.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fascinating enough to punch
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t you wish the Rockies were hot like Bea?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, they are some ugly hueros.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs to be said again
Nice play Ishi & McClain. Now that’s stretchin’
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honest question: If Scott McClain was the 3B all season for the 2008 Giants, how many more games would this team have won? Any? 5? 10?
by MILB Watcher on Sep 3, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 to none
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McClain Hater!
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a reason
McClain is a AAAAAAA player.
And it’s not because he is a good ML player.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He spent a lot of time in the early Tampa Bay organization, so who knows.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, timing had something to do with it. During his prime years coming up, I believe he was stuck behind Ripken and Boggs in BAL and TB
He certainly doesn’t figure into the future of the franchise, but how big an upgrade could he have been?
by MILB Watcher on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having a fairly unsuccessful time trolling on purple row
They are some serious homers over there.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
:)
All I’ve done is call into question their “playoff race” they seem to think they are in.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t we have a CONTENDERS!!! fanpost just a week or two ago?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, we’re not even mathematically out of it. BUY BUY BUY!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Sep 3, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you’ll stand out with all 20 comments
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny; when they come here, they all try to convince us they’re much worse than us.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that is just the enlightened ones.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MCC is the next spoke on the wheel of Dharma?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turn off your mind relax and float downstream
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no stream and there is no mind
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whooooa
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's kinda like replying
Except without hitting the reply button.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The act of being a troll
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
T-rolling
where you trick someone into watching Ice T’s “6 in tha Mornin’” video on youtobbz
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a method of fishing with one or more fishing lines behind a boat
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap, that half inning went by fast on fangraphs.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
Kuip: “McClain, pretty good arm for an old guy”
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
um
That’s what she said
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is "Sex Offender" his nickname?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, geez, there’s always a line.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry being Barry.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only this Barry gets hit with homers
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I’m imagining someone hitting Zito over the head with Hawk Harrelson.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Note to Barry: You can’t throw your 84mph fastball up at the letters like that.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just wondering what happened to that guy’s power.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry giving up 2ER thru 5?
I’ll take it.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s close to Russia!
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito is Sarah Palin?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was Nate Schierholtz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarah Palin can play third base?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarah Palin's daughter
Gives up 3rd base!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homers, dude. Homers.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gets knocked at home plate
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheirholtz FTW!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate ran over Russia.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only Nate
was in charge of our foreign policy.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 hits for Nate!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to give credit...
to our organization for knowing exactly when to bring up Natriot.
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonofabitch Nate….
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Roberts is still getting at bats.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad, Guy-Stuck-In-Fresno-All-Season.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Names not to give your son
149) “Suicide”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
150) “Boner Magic”
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
151) “Smegma Jones”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course not
thats a girls name
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go N8!
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only a double
So not gamer. Has Winn been traded yet?
by AngelWillSaveUs on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller just complimented the Rockies announcers. He must be a very nice man.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LITTLE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn – you could see that one was out right off the bat. Pretty nice.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you make it to any games at Raley last weekend?
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PABLITO!!!!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good Gravy!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PABLO HOMERED?
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wheeeeeee
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Rookies on parade!"- Jon Miller
one of my favorite quotes of the year
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pablo!
He runs the fastest HR trot ever, reminds me of Matt Williams.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You’re good
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pablito "Registered" an 8 on the Richter scale
(crappy headline writer’d)
(shows self out)
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lmao
From purple row:
Pablo Sandoval is immortal
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I need McClain to do some yard work.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Start raking old man!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wish granted!!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so it is written
so it shall be done
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McClain!!!
He did it!!! Woot!!!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
younging and mcclain!!!!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor Kuiper. Surpassed and then tied in two at-bats.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yippie Kay YAY!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scotty did it!
awesome for him.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s tight, fooh…
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome, Omar was cracking up.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT TEAM IS THIS
HITTING ALL THESE HOMRUNZ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, this is the city that made Dante Bichette into a star.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First career big-league bomb. That’s frickin’ awesome.
by MILB Watcher on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry Rowand,
I’m just not that into you.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SCOTT HOMERED? I’M HAPPY FOR HIM.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why couldn’t this game happen last night? When I had access to a TV!?
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CAN I GET A
LOL SCOTT REGISTER
That’s what you get for not having a real last name
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and of coruse the gamer K to end the inning
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He knows what he’s doing. He just wants Zito back out there.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m digging this episode of McClain and the Kids.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I smell a sitcom!
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much better name than Gamer and the New Guys
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dig McClain.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade Rowand
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put McClain in center.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
< stoner_in_JitBox_commercial > That’s what I was thinking < /stoner_in_JitBox_commercial >
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/runs over kid on bike
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Chapelle bitches
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Attell bitches
“Florida looks like a gigantic penis about to shoot a load of freedom all over
Cuba…”
— Dave Attell
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if anyone has suggested this...
but McClain in CF.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but can he play 3rd.
Ooops that usually works.
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I wish I’d actually listened to this game and not left it off pretending that I was going to do work.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Rowand could use a few more days off.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like the rest of September
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But we don’t have anyone else to play CF!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK I saw this team in Sac last Sunday. They weren’t this good. Not that I’m complaining or anything.
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
your 2009 starting baseman...
Right you are Ken
by stealth snail on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
3rd baseman…
Right you are Ken
by stealth snail on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That must feel pretty fucking awesome for McClain.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got out of a meeting
SO happy to see this. Good for the man. Wish they woulda just let him play there all year, but spilled milk, etc.
Go McClain.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
287 career US minor league HR’s. I think he hit 60+ in Japan over three seasons.
1 in the big leagues.
Aww, yeah.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe Miller said he hit 39 in his first year in Japan.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
362 professional home runs before today.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, 71 in Japan.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He deserves it. That guy is either a true believer in his ability to make it to MLB or he just loves baseball. Either way, I’ve got to admire the guy.
by out machine on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooow....
Fred and Randy were tourtured enough by Wells Fargo, now they are going after little Snow.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s been on for a while. He’s got more personality than his dad, at least.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a ton of day games...
So I’ve missed the radio commercials. I do think the Randy and Fred one was better though.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is Zito's pitch count ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
something less than 109
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
105
HEEEEEEEEEEET
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+/- 109
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG... NEW WORLD ORDER
On ESPN.com’s scoreboard page, we have TWO Giants in the top performers section.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/rubs rotorueter in disbelief
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/headsplode
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scrappy McHustle
SacTown in the house
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Pablo keeps hitting...
And knocks in some more runs…. and we get all 3 up there. It should become a permanent fixture on this site.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst grammar...ever.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
grammar = pitchers winz
not really all that important
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/points to sky
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
~throw your hands up in the sky~
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And wave em like you just want to cry
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope the mystery legend is Marvin Benard. I love that little fella.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIS INITIALS ARE MLB OMG!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
When Scott McClain was drafted Pablo Sandoval was only three years old
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yet Pablo hit his 1st career bomb first.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picturing a 3 year old Pablo is hilarious.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CANDY BARRRRR
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today was a good day
We get a glimpse at what a real baseball team looks like.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Letting Zito bat!
I don’t think this ends well
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But is often confused with the Porcelain God
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito going 8 huh >?
I don’t know if I support that.
Unless Zito asked for it – which he probably did.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m all for him pitching some innings and giving the pen a day off.
by chilibean_3 on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After all his early exits, he owes the Giants at least the 8th.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and about $100,000,000
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito is a great #5 starter
there…I said it
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
great? no.
decent? maybe.
A number 5 that can win 10 or so games a year is pretty darn good.
by joe t on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well considering the average #5 starter has like a 70 ERA+…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sure he’s actually even that good. An ERA of 5.48 has to be below replacement level. In addition, he has about the same number of walks as strikeouts and a WHIP around 1.65.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just saying it
because about 1/2 the time he pitches, he gives us a really good chance to win. It’s actually probably closer to 60%. He’s just awful in the other starts so it’s over quickly.
On a team that had a more potent offense, I think he would easily win 10 games.
by positiveuphemism on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NIGHTMARE FUEL
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This photo screams rapist in an Iroc with T-tops.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst facial hair merkin ever?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he dribbled...
tobacco juice down his gub.
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate didn't get a hit
DFA!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just got home form school
OMG ZITO PITCHED 7 OK INNINGS AND MCLAIN HOMERUN YEAH
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pumped that I didn't even have to open up mlb.com to listen to this.
Do you think thay knowz that itz playing for free!?
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito's ERA sub 5.50!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLEARLY WORTH IT!!!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can by his own flippin cookie.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and buy on too
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha. ONE
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've already bought him dinner
thats enough
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
Ask Krup & Kuip Live
Special edition
Tues at 7PM
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Very Special Ask Kruk and Kuip
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring Zito out for the 9th?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes let him earn that contract
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pau is good stuff
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
go diving for them off pt reyes, no scuba though.
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1-2-3
HELL WILL OVERFLOW ONTO THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH TODAY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it my imagination, or is this game going by FAST ?!
by Merope on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Another really ugly one

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, this one is really scary. D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, it’s the Riddler!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rapist eyes
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
his mouth looks fake
Right you are Ken
by stealth snail on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
< straight_line> It’s getting bigger < /straight_line>
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Sandoval caught Zito’s last three wins?
by wilriv21 on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, I was just going to ask if it really made a difference [to a pitcher] who catches, or if it’s just coinky-dink
by Merope on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there was a study that showed that the more catchers worked with the same pitchers, the better those pitchers did. So, while catcher ERA is bunk (if I’m remembering correctly) there is a correlation with experience between a catcher and pitcher.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that intuitively makes sense.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean I remember years back when …who was it? The Red Sox ? Traded away Mirabelli, and then had to get him back to catch for their knuckleball dude?
by Merope on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was for Josh Bard. Helicopter and police escort. That shit was epic for a below mediocre player
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a little bit different, I would think. Catching a knuckleball seems like it would be tough as hell and wouldn’t be something easily picked up.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that McClain has a HR
can we send him back to AAA where he belongs?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Being as how the AAA season is over, that would be somewhat pointless.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we sent all the guys on this team that belonged in AAA back down
we wouldn’t have enough players to field a team.
by joe t on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a second...
there’s Freddy and Pablo and … uhhh….
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we wouldn’t have enough players to field a team.play over-the-line
by wilriv21 on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
go to san di-ah-go much?
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Sep 3, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, just an old fella who played a lot of over-the-line as a kid.
“Rightfield is closed”
by wilriv21 on Sep 3, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why do you have no soul
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Hirsh stole it
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-1
Nope!
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McClain was a POW!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batman was in the Viet Cong?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really want to see Zito out for the 9th
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh fucking Brad henessey
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FU, mlb.tv
for screwing up and making me miss th 9 runs the Giants will score this week. Jeez.
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Instant loss.
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a win today, Zito will have more wins than Cain.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That
Is amazing.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats...not...fair
Angel Villalona: Rush Fan? Probably.
by AngelintheInfield on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jinxed with Hennessey on the mound!
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So obviously
Zito is a better Cy Young candidate
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy’s freaking me out.
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what the hell are those
Right you are Ken
by stealth snail on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy fuckin omg those lincecum baseball glasses rock
by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG HENESSEY IS GETTING PEOPLE OUT
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Victory!
one of my favorite wins of the year
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hennessey
I guess he just needed to be back pitching in the ninth?
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Henny/ wilson fist fight for the job
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My money is on Wilson
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus doesn’t hit people
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito
8 IP, 4 hits, 2 runs
tim Lincecum….didn’t do that
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And such is the nature of baseball
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmeh = gay Spiderman?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gay meaning happy, of course
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given Tobey Maguire was Spiderman, wouldn’t that just make him….never mind, too easy.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tobey Maguire in the Tropic Thunder previews was epic
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed that somehow. I saw quite a few previews, but never noticed him in any of them.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn’t see the Satan’s Alley “trailer”? It was shown right before the movie.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t seen the movie yet. I don’t really hit up the theaters anymore.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, that explains it then. The trailer is actually part of the movie.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol those were funny
who left the fridge open?
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was amazing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that there’s anything wrong with that. right?
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick question
why is McClain getting a HR such a big deal? I mean, it’s awesome, but I’m assuming there’s some sort of backstory I’m missing.
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been in the minor leagues for about 3 decades
And has, IIRC, the current minor league record for career HR’s
….and had never hit one in the Majors.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh i see
gracias, sir
good on him, then. That’s great that he did it, like, right away. Why wasn’t he playing sooner if he’s got any sort of power??? Bad fielder?
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because he probably has a huge hole in his swing
That yeilds him completely ineffective to ML pitching.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the victory dance!
It’s been like a week!
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the best win in all of September IMO
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ha mcclain just said they told him the ball timmy boy was wearing was his home run ball
Right you are Ken
by stealth snail on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was fun.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gee whiz. They interviewed McClain for both tv and radio post games
by Merope on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love those two dancing animated gifs
One’s a pumpkin-headed, two dimensional cartoon and the other is…
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rotoworld FTS(nark)
It doesn’t make much sense for the Giants to be giving McClain starts, but it is nice to see the veteran finally get his first major league homer. He had 291 of them in the minors, plus 71 more in Japan.
Maybe because they wanted to give him a chance to hit that first ML homer?
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Rotoworld,
The Giants organization is not full of people who are dicks like you. This might be confusing. I know. It’s okay. Just calm down and go talk about Jed Lowrie or something.
Love,
groug
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 3, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooooh, Jed Lowrie is awesome. He’s like Dustin Pedroia, but at SS.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
not like Pedroia at all. Pedroia is an MVP candidate
by wilriv21 on Sep 3, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? Because Lowrie’s season looks pretty similar to Pedroia’s season last year. Lowrie strikes out more, but he also walks more and has a bit more power.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Sep 3, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he was blocking Ryan Rohlinger! How will the franchise go on????
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
poorly?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
without winning?
"I think I was the best player I ever saw"
Willie Mays, you ain't kidding
by CB30 on Sep 3, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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