Open Gameday Thread, 9/3
San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies, Sep 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT
Zito, at Coors Field, to prevent an 0-6 road trip.
It's like we're playing a game of Clue in the seventh circle of hell.
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Or a perfect game, or a shutout, or a win
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
or 10+ K’s
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
lineup
Lf lewis
Rf schoerholtz
C sandoval
3b mcclain
Cf rowand
1b ishikawa
Ss burriss
2b velez
P Zito
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
McClain batting cleanup!
I’ve never been this excited to see a 36 year old in the lineup
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
i’ve never been this excited to see bruce willis in the lineup
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Now I've had the time of my life
but I’ve never felt this way before
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
i still wish freddie would have the flipping surgery
I doubt that his job security is in jeopardy by missing the last 3 weeks of the season. Dave Roberts isn’t kidding anyone.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Bunions have different degrees of seriousness.
I’m sure the trainers would advise him to shut down for the season as a precaution, if it really were as serious as everyone here thinks.
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Whew!
seeing this thread reminded me that I forgot to set my fantasy lineups today!
Almost missed out on a CG SO from Cook.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
The absolute worst thing about this game is that I don’t even feel like frittering away my work day following it.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions
i love the lineup
but i feel like aaron rowand took one look and thought “who the F are these people? And why are over half of them batting before me??”
In Aaron Rowand's mind he is:

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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Signing a free agent at a position you don’t need to a big multi-year contract because he fits in with the really bad ad campaign you’ve dreamed up: probably not the best idea.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
is there a way to keep winn in the offseason
and get rid of Rowand?
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Who exactly wants his contract?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees do? Daaaaaa Yankees do?
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
My boy Roy Williams would not approve.
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m at the point at the moment where I find it hard to believe that this team will ever win again.
Hard to believe they had that huge hot streak just a couple of weeks ago – it was, what, 7 or 8 wins in 9 games or something? geez.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Remember when Molina and Son hit back-to-back homers?
That was awesome.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm predicting
and offensive explosion of 3 runs today! I called it!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
My bold prediction: Gamer strikeout
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, Coors is such a great park for pitchers.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I just had to run downstairs because someone rang the doorbell. I thought it would be the delivery of the birthday gift I ordered for my wife – a really nice framed photographic print. But it was Jehovah’s Witnesses.
I’m taking this as a bad sign for the game.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I really hope
You promptly exposed your genitals.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, I’m a really nice person.
Also sadly, our front door is glass paneled, so I couldn’t just peek through the spyhole and not have to talk to them.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
i always invite them in for a bong hit
and try to convert them to agnosticism
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
even with sandoval in a horrible hitless slump one wonders what cripple crede would have been like$$
I know, Sandoval’s only hitting .303 in the last six games OH NO!!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
HE HASN’T GOTTEN ANY HITS IN THE LAST TWO GAMES!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
He walked 3 times yesterday and had two ABs were he hit the ball really hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
OBP is OVERRATED!!!1!!
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
BRING BACK NOTGARDO HE DOESN'T FUCK AROUND WITH THESE STOOPID WALKS
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I Still Say We Should Have Traded Crede for Villalona, Sandoval, Bumgarner, and Posey
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by Outside The Box Thinking on Sep 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
And Lincecum for Rios!
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
If You Mean Armando Rios I Agree
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by Outside The Box Thinking on Sep 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
this
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Not by cats that own Macs
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
something something Death Star something something Dark Side
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
puck werk
lets drink
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I stupidly volunteered to do the first presentation of the year for one of my courses and now I’m sitting here procrastinating on it! \o/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I get it out of the way and the professor gives me a bump on whatever grade I get!
:D? :D?
D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
File me under Should Be Working But Oh Well It’s a Slow Day Anyway.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I think that’s me, too. I don’t have much work to do today.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
What do you guys do again? I can’t remember the job thread.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
That’s “I knowed it.” Don’t embarrass yourself in front of the editor!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
whoah.
editor at UCB, as in the Upright Citizens Brigade?
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I work for a company that does online obituaries. Mainly screen content because you would not BELIEVE what people try to post in the guestbooks and also do email support for other employees.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Oh yeah, now I remember.
PRINCESS DIANANIA, YOU WERE A CANDLE IN THE WIND, GODBLESS YOUR SOUL.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
My favorite is the guestbook for former Giant Chris Brown, which dumb teenage girls regularly mistake for a guestbook for the living r&b singer.
OMG CHRIS BROWN I LOVE YOR SONG UM WUD U CONSIDER DATING SOME1 A LIL YUNGER????
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
You should just reply: BRAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
Working from home + nice day = Slacker City
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
You are wearing sweat paints and a mustard stained t-shirt aren’t you?
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
When did you install cameras in my house?!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
My dad works from home. I’ve seen the company uniform.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
Working from home + nice day + visit from Jehovah’s Witnesses who asked if they woken me up even though it was 11 and I was fully dressed = Ready for some baseball – the Giants don’t actually play baseball.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
The Giants will do their best to get everyone back to work.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
shhh...
Can’t let Gruber know
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by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Anyone live in San Diego?
I’m going on a business trip to SD next April at the start of the baseball season.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
Oh, god, I'm an idiot
I lost my connection to work, and when trying to get back on the VPN, I had caps lock on, and thus got my password wrong so many times before I figured it out that the system locked me out.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I want to see
Ianetta get “Shierholtzed”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Calling Rowand K. It seems he K’s every time he hits now.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
he K’s every time he hits
hmmm….
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
2 runs
Should be good enough for Zito, right?
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
The Giants could have scored 50 in the 1st
and still lose
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions
You don’t want him, he SUCKS!!!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Have you seen our rotation this year
Zito or Cain would fit in nicely
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
Cain doesn’t fit in well with a single-A rotation
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Remember that kid who got kicked out of Little League for throwing 40 MPH? Actually Matt Cain.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
you misspelled Dustan Mohr's name.
if you are thinking of the baseball player.
Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.
Denver worked out so nicely for Denny Neagle and Mike Hampton, after all.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I think Pablo should always catch Zito
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
As long as it’s not that horrible Phil Collins cover from a few years back.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I guess “horrible Phil Collins” is sort of redundant, isn’t it?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
easy now.
he’s a top-shelf drummer.
you can’t take that away from me.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The trouble is, he also thinks he should write and record his own songs.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
BTW
since the Rox are trying to put a streak together and are facing Zito, stats would say that we would win. However, a number of people on Purple Row are calling for Zito to throw a perfect game today, mainly out of spite
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
Buy Hard
When Sabean saw the depth of his team, he wept for there were no more gamers to acquire.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
whose side are you on....
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
what the hell man
Way to jiinx it
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
THE BURNING THE BURNING
AMAAAAZING
GRACE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
you want to play that a little differently?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
i miss hans gruber
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by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss Kelly Gruber.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
i miss macguyver
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Alan Rickman and Jeremy Irons were so hot in those movies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
hans gruber: best villain ever?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He would fit right in, then.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s cute when Rockies fans come here and think their team sucks. Especially when they’re sweeping us.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
We arent sweeping you guys
..I dont see the Rox with a 2-0 lead
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
Miller and Flemming are the best pairing ever. Hee.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Man
The Rockies are a team chock full of ugly white dudes.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
The real Barry Zito is finally standing up.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
Just got here - aka forgot 'bout the day game
There is something wrong with Gameday, they have the Giants as being ahead
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
come back in about 5 minutes...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The most interesting man in the world

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
jesus plays for the rockies?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I am reading the Rockies game thread...
And it is both funny and pathetic at the same time.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
except they have like 24 posts so far.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WE ARE NOT PATHETIC
WE ARE COOL AND THE LADIES LOVE US!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
OMG
Cook has 16 winz? Much better cy candidate than Tim. Not sure why this isn’t mentioned more often around here
Long lost retarded brother.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How did he 3 walks yesterday?? I don’t think he’s taken one pitch today
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
That's called Giants coaching
“WTF man? Why are you so selfishly taking these stupid walks? THEY DO NOTHING FOR US1!!”
Hits by players younger than me, hooray!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Dude I told you all we shoulda had John McClain instead of Joe Castle.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
AAArrgh
I do not understand how I have not posted
A A A zzzzzzzzzz A A A zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yet
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums

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