Open Gameday Thread, 9/3
San Francisco Giants at Colorado Rockies, Sep 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT
Zito, at Coors Field, to prevent an 0-6 road trip.
It's like we're playing a game of Clue in the seventh circle of hell.
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I hope I don't jinx an Aaron Cook no-hitter
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or a perfect game, or a shutout, or a win
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 3, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or 10+ K’s
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lineup
Lf lewis
Rf schoerholtz
C sandoval
3b mcclain
Cf rowand
1b ishikawa
Ss burriss
2b velez
P Zito
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kind of like it, actually.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it weren’t for the Zito, it would be nearly adequate
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McClain batting cleanup!
I’ve never been this excited to see a 36 year old in the lineup
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’ve never been this excited to see bruce willis in the lineup
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I've had the time of my life
but I’ve never felt this way before
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still wish freddie would have the flipping surgery
I doubt that his job security is in jeopardy by missing the last 3 weeks of the season. Dave Roberts isn’t kidding anyone.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunions have different degrees of seriousness.
I’m sure the trainers would advise him to shut down for the season as a precaution, if it really were as serious as everyone here thinks.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We only think it’s that serious because the papers reported it to be that serious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which, have you seen Roger Ebert lately? I had no idea he was in such terrible shape.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t, but I’m not surprised about that.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw him on TV the other day and mistook him for Stephen Hawking.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew!
seeing this thread reminded me that I forgot to set my fantasy lineups today!
Almost missed out on a CG SO from Cook.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Sep 3, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The absolute worst thing about this game is that I don’t even feel like frittering away my work day following it.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i love the lineup
but i feel like aaron rowand took one look and thought “who the F are these people? And why are over half of them batting before me??”
by ExcuseMeSwing on Sep 3, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In Aaron Rowand's mind he is:

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
holy shiite
amazing
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Signing a free agent at a position you don’t need to a big multi-year contract because he fits in with the really bad ad campaign you’ve dreamed up: probably not the best idea.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or is it the BEST idea?!?!?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there a way to keep winn in the offseason
and get rid of Rowand?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who exactly wants his contract?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees do? Daaaaaa Yankees do?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My boy Roy Williams would not approve.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know a guy
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m at the point at the moment where I find it hard to believe that this team will ever win again.
Hard to believe they had that huge hot streak just a couple of weeks ago – it was, what, 7 or 8 wins in 9 games or something? geez.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, the aforementioned hot streak may have ruinated those hopes.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Tim’s big brother?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Molina and Son hit back-to-back homers?
That was awesome.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I don’t remember that, because I MISSED IT.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm predicting
and offensive explosion of 3 runs today! I called it!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My bold prediction: Gamer strikeout
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Holliday. In the third. With a grand slam (after two walks and a hit batter)
by out machine on Sep 3, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know, Coors is such a great park for pitchers.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Err, this was meant to be a reply to the comment about our offensive explosion. Obviously the Rockies will be able to score.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just had to run downstairs because someone rang the doorbell. I thought it would be the delivery of the birthday gift I ordered for my wife – a really nice framed photographic print. But it was Jehovah’s Witnesses.
I’m taking this as a bad sign for the game.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hope
You promptly exposed your genitals.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we please go at least one Gameday Thread without talking about jcb9’s genitals?
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jealous much?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, I’m a really nice person.
Also sadly, our front door is glass paneled, so I couldn’t just peek through the spyhole and not have to talk to them.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always invite them in for a bong hit
and try to convert them to agnosticism
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even with sandoval in a horrible hitless slump one wonders what cripple crede would have been like$$
by daniel9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, Sandoval’s only hitting .303 in the last six games OH NO!!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE HASN’T GOTTEN ANY HITS IN THE LAST TWO GAMES!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He walked 3 times yesterday and had two ABs were he hit the ball really hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OBP is OVERRATED!!!1!!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PABLO IS #3 HITTRE NEEDS RBIS WALKS ARE CLOGGING BASES
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRING BACK NOTGARDO HE DOESN'T FUCK AROUND WITH THESE STOOPID WALKS
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Still Say We Should Have Traded Crede for Villalona, Sandoval, Bumgarner, and Posey
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by Outside The Box Thinking on Sep 3, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Lincecum for Rios!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If You Mean Armando Rios I Agree
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by Outside The Box Thinking on Sep 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is currently dancing on the sand
just like that river twisting through a dusty land
by SnowLeopard on Sep 3, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, Xtreem Motorcycle TV is on!!! What’s so extreme about bad spelling anyway?
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's written by cats
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not by cats that own Macs
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should-be-working Crew, checking in.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf is a womp rat
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
something something Death Star something something Dark Side
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s what you take potshots at if you are a teenager on Tatooine
by Merope on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
puck werk
lets drink
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stupidly volunteered to do the first presentation of the year for one of my courses and now I’m sitting here procrastinating on it! \o/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you learned your lesson.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get it out of the way and the professor gives me a bump on whatever grade I get!
:D? :D?
D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your plan might work. It sounds crazy though.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too. I have to do one on Monday in Nevada. Not done, but I gots lots of pictures.
I’ll just pretend it vacation slide show. :)
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
File me under Should Be Working But Oh Well It’s a Slow Day Anyway.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that’s me, too. I don’t have much work to do today.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this is actually the most accurate.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you guys do again? I can’t remember the job thread.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
editor @ UCB
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so u writes goud
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i writes groud
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW IT
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s “I knowed it.” Don’t embarrass yourself in front of the editor!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I looked dumb.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoah.
editor at UCB, as in the Upright Citizens Brigade?
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Multimedia for the Golden League. So this is, like, sorta germane?
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice, what kind of multimedia? What’s that mean?
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Media Guide, some work on the website, posting little YouTube clips…stuff like that. The Media Guide takes up the biggest chunk.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I work for a company that does online obituaries. Mainly screen content because you would not BELIEVE what people try to post in the guestbooks and also do email support for other employees.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, now I remember.
PRINCESS DIANANIA, YOU WERE A CANDLE IN THE WIND, GODBLESS YOUR SOUL.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite is the guestbook for former Giant Chris Brown, which dumb teenage girls regularly mistake for a guestbook for the living r&b singer.
OMG CHRIS BROWN I LOVE YOR SONG UM WUD U CONSIDER DATING SOME1 A LIL YUNGER????
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should just reply: BRAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t reply, I just delete!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE U CHRIS BROWN BUT U NEED 2 DUMP RIHANNA U CAN DO BETTER!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m billing clients for the time I spend following the Giants. I’m a bastard.
by chilibean_3 on Sep 3, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Working from home + nice day = Slacker City
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are wearing sweat paints and a mustard stained t-shirt aren’t you?
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*pants
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When did you install cameras in my house?!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My dad works from home. I’ve seen the company uniform.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently I’m really dressed up: jeans, t-shirt, and sandals.
I am unshaven, though.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Working from home + nice day + visit from Jehovah’s Witnesses who asked if they woken me up even though it was 11 and I was fully dressed = Ready for some baseball – the Giants don’t actually play baseball.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants will do their best to get everyone back to work.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn’t know but your employers are paying them.
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow that national anthem was intense
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott McClain
Secret Weapon
(according to KnK)
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not really secret
probably not really a weapon
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop your McClain hate, right now.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shhh...
Can’t let Gruber know
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Anyone live in San Diego?
I’m going on a business trip to SD next April at the start of the baseball season.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, god, I'm an idiot
I lost my connection to work, and when trying to get back on the VPN, I had caps lock on, and thus got my password wrong so many times before I figured it out that the system locked me out.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As punishment, you don’t have work to distract you from the Giants game.
by chilibean_3 on Sep 3, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like getting paid, though.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Nate
he gets hits for the Giants
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hitting from Nathan.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The McClain era begins now.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McClain for player/manager '09!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see
Ianetta get “Shierholtzed”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
W00t
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calling Rowand K. It seems he K’s every time he hits now.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he K’s every time he hits
hmmm….
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow, I hadn’t realized McClain played 8 games for the Giants last year.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gritty line!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ishi!
more runs!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gamer baserunning.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McClain runs pretty good for a guy that’s 50.
Michael Ambort: Dude hits TATERS.
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Sep 3, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 runs
Should be good enough for Zito, right?
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOA, WE SCORED SOME RUNS?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants could have scored 50 in the 1st
and still lose
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cook is becoming erractic more and more
…you guys want him?
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We'll even include Tyler Walker!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you imagine him laboring away at high altitude?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont know about that...
how about….Matt Cain
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t want him, he SUCKS!!!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen our rotation this year
Zito or Cain would fit in nicely
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cain doesn’t fit in well with a single-A rotation
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let alone a major league one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that kid who got kicked out of Little League for throwing 40 MPH? Actually Matt Cain.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys are ruthless....
I like it
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you misspelled Dustan Mohr's name.
if you are thinking of the baseball player.
Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.
by kennv on Sep 4, 2008 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Denver worked out so nicely for Denny Neagle and Mike Hampton, after all.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, the place where pitcher go to die
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Zito you have a 2 run lead
Don’t blow it… too bad
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Pablo should always catch Zito
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Pablo should always catch Zito
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as it’s not that horrible Phil Collins cover from a few years back.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess “horrible Phil Collins” is sort of redundant, isn’t it?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
easy now.
he’s a top-shelf drummer.
you can’t take that away from me.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The trouble is, he also thinks he should write and record his own songs.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*insert American Psycho quote here*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Matt Holliday’s ass face
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW
since the Rox are trying to put a streak together and are facing Zito, stats would say that we would win. However, a number of people on Purple Row are calling for Zito to throw a perfect game today, mainly out of spite
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buy Hard
When Sabean saw the depth of his team, he wept for there were no more gamers to acquire.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring back F.P.?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
BARRY ZITO IS THROWING A NO HITTER
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whose side are you on....
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell man
Way to jiinx it
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 3, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s hard to jinx something when it already violates the laws of physics.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHHHHHH
(its a reverse-reverse jinx)
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Rockies get a hit, you’re going to get banned as a precautionary measure.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm
IF the rockies get a hit…off zito…at coors…….you’re gonna blame…m…e…..
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why not, we blamed Natto for yesterday. Well, we still do.
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was kenshin’s fault for breaking my streak of Gameday Threads!
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE BURNING THE BURNING
AMAAAAZING
GRACE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want to play that a little differently?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Sep 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Bonds Jr.’s big brother. I hear he played some minor league ball.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d miss him even if this team were good.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i miss hans gruber
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Kelly Gruber.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i miss macguyver
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Captain Harlock
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alan Rickman and Jeremy Irons were so hot in those movies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hans gruber: best villain ever?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Sep 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but we have a new Barry now.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss David Neid.
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DID YOU SEE THAT
WE NEED TO TRADE FOR GARRETT ATKINS
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Garret Atkins or...
AKA Fail McRISPy
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He would fit right in, then.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s cute when Rockies fans come here and think their team sucks. Especially when they’re sweeping us.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We arent sweeping you guys
..I dont see the Rox with a 2-0 lead
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's early
That lead will diminish early.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they’re adorable. It makes you want to pinch their cheeks.
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller and Flemming are the best pairing ever. Hee.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man
The Rockies are a team chock full of ugly white dudes.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching the Yahoo feed, and I have to strongly agree.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more Aaron Harang.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The real Barry Zito is finally standing up.
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That head really doesn’t go with that neck.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s making a :\ face
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love child of Conan O’Brien and a hobbit?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picasso looked at that GameDay pic and was all, WTF?!?!?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got here - aka forgot 'bout the day game
There is something wrong with Gameday, they have the Giants as being ahead
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come back in about 5 minutes...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not for long
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The most interesting man in the world

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stay thirsty, my friends
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1/8th wolf
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we love Spilly
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
his nickname is as good as his game
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus plays for the rockies?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Sep 3, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT, TIGHT PANTS TOOL-O!!!
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am reading the Rockies game thread...
And it is both funny and pathetic at the same time.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
except they have like 24 posts so far.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE ARE NOT PATHETIC
WE ARE COOL AND THE LADIES LOVE US!!!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, folks
I started Tulo today which means he won’t get any hits.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
Cook has 16 winz? Much better cy candidate than Tim. Not sure why this isn’t mentioned more often around here
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Long lost retarded brother.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did he 3 walks yesterday?? I don’t think he’s taken one pitch today
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's called Giants coaching
“WTF man? Why are you so selfishly taking these stupid walks? THEY DO NOTHING FOR US1!!”
by bondslegend on Sep 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
resemblance
striking
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hits by players younger than me, hooray!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hits by players much older than me, hooray!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McClain!
another RBI!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
woohhoo youngins and mcclain!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit, McClain
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s younger than Jimmy Davenport!
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude I told you all we shoulda had John McClain instead of Joe Castle.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Sep 3, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd take
John McCain instead of Joe Castle
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo is just a CELEBRITY like PARIS HILTON.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay gamer DP ball!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And the expensive FA makes an out
figures
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yay ishi!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Ishikawa and Sandoval aren’t in our lineup next year, I may have to weep.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AAArrgh
I do not understand how I have not posted
A A A zzzzzzzzzz A A A zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yet
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whooo runs!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boo, Zito’s quest for 20 losses FOILED
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
give him time
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh ye of little faith.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny!
offensive explosion!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW I LIKED THIS LINEUP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we pawn off Cook?
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burriss hits ball out of infield
crowd goes wild
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They did beat us in pre-season...
That should tell ya something.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Grizzlies are up now, so… we’ve… become the Grizzlies?
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooo!!!
What happened?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PH ZITO!!! can’t stop the rally!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AAAH I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DANCE!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Insects make me scream and shout
They don’t know what life’s about!
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they were only in another Stadium I’d feel comfortable. 9-8 Rox.
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and another pitcher
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and that too.
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The possibility of not being consecutively swept by the Reds and Rockies, hooray!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rox nicknames rule
Tulo, Cookie, Spilly. Whaddya think they call Ianetta? Does he get flack for being ethnic?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ianetta-y
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the perfect opportunity for a good Zooperstars joke, but I am drawing a serious blank.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iannetta is CDI
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ianetta is a failed video game console?
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Capacitive Discharge Ignition?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little known fact: Iannetta has produced a series of low-quality Zelda games.
by rotorueter on Sep 3, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Legend of Ianetta: The Catcher’s Mask of Time
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yorvit Torrealba as Gannondorf
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iagnatta?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SeaLionetta
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iguanatta
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow Baxter, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE HELL BROZEPH?
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE HELL YOURSELF
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Scotch, and my friend here Baxter
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the beach?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Sep 3, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Pina Coladas (sp)
and getting caught in the rain
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is Neil Young’s best album.
I’ll take Potent Potables for $500.00 Alex
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like relievers who seem to have no earthly idea where the strike zone is.
Like Brian WIlson!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
.500 hitter!
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that Walrus has a Padres hat!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one of you bitches called my teamate retarded?!
by bgunn on Sep 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
You’re the one w/ a retarded team mate.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s that on the bottom of the brim of his hat?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walrus can haz Padres hat
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Schierholtz plays questionable defense in RF and doesn't wear batting gloves
What ELSE does he have in common with Moises Alou?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don’t wanna know
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can turn water into urine
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.
by oldjacket on Sep 3, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont....we all?
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nate Dogg gonna regulate!
If only we had a Warren G.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Nate
Obviously has no power… All these stupid singles.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else's Gameday broken?
Mine shows the Giants up 6-1 in the 4th with Zito still in the game.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NATE’S HITTING .556 WHAT WERE WE WAITING FOR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Sep 3, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The outfield is a good place to be grass-fed.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just need to elbow Livan out of the way
by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure he eats from a trough.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I’m picturing Livan, Walker, and Armando at a trough, fighting over the prime slop.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which: WE NEED THIS AS A PHOTOSHOP PLEASE
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to Pedro, Edgardo and Notgardo hacking at prime slop
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Sep 3, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.322 hitter in 121 big league ABs
is apparently not good enough to cut it on the Giants
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling homer for bruce
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boo Pablo
I liked it better when he got madd walks
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McClain!!
Time to tie Kuiper on the all-time list!
F___ Mike Marshall!!!
by NuschlerFace on Sep 3, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he saw someone with a clean jersey.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’m really sick of his shit.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Super Gamer!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Butt Pee is annoying
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When it's time for a new thread think Natto?
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your new win thread and anime specialist
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto can change oil?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto can do anything
As long as he believes in himself
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALL OF THEIR FACES ARE LOPSIDED!

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopsided? No.
Just fugly
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks emo enough to hang out with xanthan.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
genetically enigneered that way
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that a Burriss error ruled a hit? Or a clean IF hit?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was a clean IF hit. The throw actually beat him though so it should’ve been called an out.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heating up leftover salmon hash for lunch. mmm, coho.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seafood never reheats too well.
My mac n’ cheese FTW.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I had leftover macaroni & cheese for breakfast!
And now that I look, there’s almost no salmon left in it. booo.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Sep 3, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that doesnt reheat very well, either. :(
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Sep 3, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Y’all want a new thread?
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Sep 3, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
once zito gets out of this
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Sep 3, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a Zito start!
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Sep 3, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have "new story" open
I’m waiting til this inning is over.
by Natto on Sep 3, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yours will suck though
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Sep 3, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SpiLOLborghs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Sep 3, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
From the rockies site:
BULLCRAP!
He was safe
Is it 2007 all over again?
by rockiesfan4ever on Sep 3, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Sep 3, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are just understably frustrated
losing to Zito
Remembering Dustin Mohr's glory years!
by MohrPlease on Sep 3, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice play Ishi & McClain. Now that’s stretchin’
by timmeh on Sep 3, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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