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Gameday Thread II: The One After Phantom Menace

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Go LinceKum!

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The reanimated corpse of Chan Ho Park has had a darned decent season.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT   0 recs

my nylons look fine, thank you

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Does anybody still wear those? Can’t remember the last time I owned any.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I have some black tights I wear with my knee high black leather boots and black miniskirt, but that’s it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I only wear them when I want to explore my feminine side after weeping through a whole Giant season.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Joe Namath?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He doesn’t cry half as much as I do.

I have the burden of the Giants.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Lintscum?

Never heard of him.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT   0 recs

omg blurst!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

TI in the drink?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT   0 recs

or a base hit

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

In the general direction thereof. Close enough.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes, I’m drinking. Why do you ask?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

PH for Ochoa? Who’s going to play SS?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT   0 recs

Velez?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

>.<

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bochy:

I knew I forgot something!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Franny?

"Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic."

by giants9107 on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Franny Burriss?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Pinch hitting for Tim

Fuck you Bochy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT   0 recs

I love Tim, but I agree with this move.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

gotta try something

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Timmy had a damn good start today — much better than freakin’s Webb’s last effort

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m leaning towards generating some runs for the game to keep Timmy from a loss. He’s pitched well.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Let’s circulate some run collection plates.

SF is out. Maybe cities in the lower peninsula.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Puh-Puh-Puh POW POW POWER PANDA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT   0 recs

HUH?

OK…Burris at SS…Sandoval at 1B?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT   0 recs

Don’t get picked off Manny

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM PDT   0 recs

rally

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM PDT   0 recs

Dave Roberts!

Gets it done!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM PDT   0 recs

Who is this Kelvin Frantsen Kruk is talking about?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

Woo-hoo!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

How are we going to be disappointed this time?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

Triple play.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Your pessimistic prediction will not come to pass. Does that count as disappointment?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

HELL YEA

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sandy!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

LITTLE MONEY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

Fuckin love you Pablo!!!!

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

I FUCKING LOVE YOU PANDA!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

SandMan

the Manlywich!

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT   0 recs

PABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

He can hit!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT   0 recs

PABLO!!!!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT   0 recs

BFP!

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT   0 recs

PABLO

One more, give Timmy the win guys.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT   0 recs

Sanoval looked like hell yesterday, cuz nothing came across the plate.

You put it between his toes and forehead, and he whacks it.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT   0 recs

He is MAGIC.

by robbgin on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT   0 recs

Magic panda.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wow..

That is scary.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you…..

by robbgin on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

better than sexual harassment panda.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL. I loved that guy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And now I have the little jingle going through my head. Thanks.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

np

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqLv8rDwsp8

(so everyone else can join in)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm now giggling as I sing along

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BTW – gotta love the expanded September roster that allows all these freaky moves.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT   0 recs

speaking of freaky…these guys are playing great since I put on my nylons under my kilt

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Get another pair on. We need more runs.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Honey! Grab another pair!

I’m getting my freak on!

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So it’s going to Rohlinger at third and Richie at first?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Maybe McClain

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And I guess we have Conor too

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Who?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

RALLY SIR ROBERT OFFICER

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT   0 recs

If Park throws anything but that breaking pitch, he’s a moron

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT   0 recs

that pitch three times gets Sandoval, too.

But Park tried to sneak an early pitch across the plate, and the rest is Giants folklore

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lol@velez running to first…..sorry buddy, no vacany

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT   0 recs

spelling fail

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Velez….You idiot.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

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