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Go LinceKum!

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The reanimated corpse of Chan Ho Park has had a darned decent season.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my nylons look fine, thank you

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does anybody still wear those? Can’t remember the last time I owned any.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have some black tights I wear with my knee high black leather boots and black miniskirt, but that’s it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I only wear them when I want to explore my feminine side after weeping through a whole Giant season.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Namath?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He doesn’t cry half as much as I do.

I have the burden of the Giants.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lintscum?

Never heard of him.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omg blurst!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TI in the drink?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or a base hit

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In the general direction thereof. Close enough.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, I’m drinking. Why do you ask?

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PH for Ochoa? Who’s going to play SS?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

>.<

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy:

I knew I forgot something!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Franny?

"Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic."

by giants9107 on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Franny Burriss?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pinch hitting for Tim

Fuck you Bochy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Tim, but I agree with this move.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gotta try something

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Timmy had a damn good start today — much better than freakin’s Webb’s last effort

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m leaning towards generating some runs for the game to keep Timmy from a loss. He’s pitched well.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let’s circulate some run collection plates.

SF is out. Maybe cities in the lower peninsula.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Puh-Puh-Puh POW POW POWER PANDA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HUH?

OK…Burris at SS…Sandoval at 1B?

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t get picked off Manny

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave Roberts!

Gets it done!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who is this Kelvin Frantsen Kruk is talking about?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How are we going to be disappointed this time?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Triple play.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your pessimistic prediction will not come to pass. Does that count as disappointment?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HELL YEA

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LITTLE MONEY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I FUCKING LOVE YOU PANDA!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PABLO!!!!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PABLO

One more, give Timmy the win guys.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sanoval looked like hell yesterday, cuz nothing came across the plate.

You put it between his toes and forehead, and he whacks it.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Magic panda.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow..

That is scary.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you…..

by robbgin on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

better than sexual harassment panda.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL. I loved that guy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And now I have the little jingle going through my head. Thanks.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

np

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm now giggling as I sing along

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTW – gotta love the expanded September roster that allows all these freaky moves.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking of freaky…these guys are playing great since I put on my nylons under my kilt

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get another pair on. We need more runs.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So it’s going to Rohlinger at third and Richie at first?

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe McClain

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I guess we have Conor too

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who?

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY SIR ROBERT OFFICER

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Park throws anything but that breaking pitch, he’s a moron

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that pitch three times gets Sandoval, too.

But Park tried to sneak an early pitch across the plate, and the rest is Giants folklore

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol@velez running to first…..sorry buddy, no vacany

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

spelling fail

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Velez….You idiot.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why was Velez running to first when there’s a guy standing there?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

to get to the other side

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Moral of the Story

Velez a chicken with its head chopped off

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on Nate

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUT THE YANKEES WOULDNT HAVE WON THEIR CHAMPIONSHIPZ WIFFOUT HIMZ!!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Bruce lets him hit

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SCOTT MCCLAIN PH

RYAN ROHLINGER 2B VELEZ LF

Here it comes. You watch.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HA! Isn’t your face red!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea.

But that’s already because of the booze.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beautiful hit!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nate!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh yeah, he’s awesome too

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave can still motor

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hay guys we’re winnin

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoulda been out by 10 Effing FEET!!!!

First bad throw from the Dodger outfield in like eight years!!

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

romo time… right?

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’s busy right now..playing the redskins

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow..

Our Triple Play this year contains 2 players we no longer have, Castillo and Durham.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ray went to live on a farm. He’ll be much happier there, sweetie. He’ll have lots of room to romp and play.

Who cares where Castillo went?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is he at the same farm as my dog Pepper? Mom said she would have lots of room to run.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll assume Pepper does the catching. Ray’s not so good at that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey

We don’t have that many farms out here.

….OK we do but still.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Romo plz?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

romo and or hinshaw followed by nail biting Wilson time

by po on Sep 28, 2008 3:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DNW

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d really like to see a replay of the play at third.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy may change pitchers, not every batter

but every other freakin’ pitch!

It suddenly matters for the Cy

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dodgers will send

plentyu of slumbering lumber up against Wilson in the ninth.

Plan on a Manny sighting

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope not – his stupid Dodgers do-rag thingy covering his little girl pigtails just bugs the hell out of me.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bring him in here next year. I can take it.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If it works, I will approve of that strategy. I want a win, dammit – not for me, but for Timmy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you’re so selfless

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sounds about right – Win for Timmy, Cy for Moggeee.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll tell ya, though…I feel a lot more at ease with Romo on the mound than with Wilson

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is suddenly a truism.

Romo to pitch the ninth until he falters?

Doubt it!

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who is this person that throws strikes?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i don’t mind… assuming he doesn’t start getting in trouble

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

<1st time I have to use gamechannel, I love how crazy it goes for pinch hitters and runners. Beats the hell out of boxscorewatching tho heh will use next year!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 28, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Romo is just so cool.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROMO FOR 2 INNINGS BOCHY!!!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you see Romo point to the sky after he got that last out? He was thanking our atmosphere for giving thus the ability to inhabit the Earth…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s like Issac Newton or something.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SCIENCE approved.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pointing to Russia. We share airspace.

by robbgin on Sep 28, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SARAH PALIN REFERENCE FTW

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Romo running for VP?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm confused

Can Lincecum get the W?

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh huh

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but didn't both runs score after he was taken out?

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was still the pitcher of record because no one else had come in to pitch

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by Sandoval?

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s still the pitcher on record.

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s the pitcher of record when the Giants went ahead.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Which I guess I should say means yes.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Webb did not win it outright yesterday, and could have.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, great, now I get an idea to photoshop the Geico lizard having diarrhea. Where were you in April, brain?

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was saving us from that image being burned onto our synapses, and I for one am eternally grateful.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on Sep 28, 2008 3:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The description isn’t bad. You get partial credit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you’re anything like me, it was being held hostage by Amy G.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Theres still the playoffs thread! Plz!!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 28, 2008 3:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice PA by Richie.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Show me the bullpen CSN.

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMNIT IT’s WILSON

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SAVE SITUATION

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take him over

Herges
Hermanson
ArFatso
maybe even Timmeh Worrell

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, no, we boo him because he’s a nasty porn cop.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mmmmm. Corn Pops.

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait. That’s not what you wrote.

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like yours better.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grant is exploring his Inner Censor

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great as a Giant

Horrible as a Dodgers
Bad as an opponent.

Great as a retired player.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kent, Vizquel, who else is this the end for?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rich looked like he was running from a bear.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If that’s what it takes

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had a store meeting for work..

at 6:15, I’m glad this game went quickly so I’ll be able to watch the end.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amy G. and F.P. teamed up?

holy hell

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm...

Depends.

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frandsen time?

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy!!

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY PUMPKIN!!!!!!!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can we just concede the out and move the game along?

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sad but true

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally Pumpkin: “Oh, man, I’m totally getting laid tonight…..and by "laid”, I mean eating spaghetti O’s out of the can before furiously masturbating to the Best Of Both Worlds DVD"

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gross

must burn eyes

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 28, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By..

Best of Both Worlds DVD are we talking about what I’m thinking you’re talking about?

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can’t possibly pretend to know the best answer to that question

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My google results for best of both worlds: Hannah Montana, Star Trek, or R-Kelly/Jay Z

by Snof on Sep 28, 2008 3:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you can’t lose with any of those options

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was thinking the Star Trek: TNG episodes. The one where Picard becomes part of the Borg.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

save me (raptor) jeevus!!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 28, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Female Raptor jeevus too!

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand looked really bad on that AB. He doesn’t seem to be seeing the ball.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pray he plays more like the first half

cuz we got four more years of that( oh god just had george w bush flashback)

by po on Sep 28, 2008 3:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t worry – that will be over soon

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Sep 28, 2008 3:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand

When was the last time he wasn’t fucking useless?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 28, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Early June? Late May?

It’s been a good long time.

(Now please find an appropriate anagram for a useless rowand)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he took the trash out for the old lady last night

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Is Aaron Rowand useless?"

IS SLOW, SANER ANUS. O DEAR!

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 28, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great AB Rowand

Seriously, how many times did we bitch when he was signed that he was a 60M 4th OF? But oh no, he’s a “gamer” or a “HTWG”. J

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Sep 28, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No kidding. I’ll run into a wall for half what he makes, and I won’t hit all that much worse.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah Rowand

nice way to end the season

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a little somethin to remember him by

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the gift that never stopped giving

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PROGNOSIS: SCOTT SUCKS

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

noooooo..thought he was safe

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frandsen!

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KEVIN FRANDSEN?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do use proud, Kevin!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He should have used more proud.

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 3:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hypothetically...

if everyone had the same stats as they do now, and we replaced Rowand with Barry (Winn and Lewis in center and right), what would our record be?

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

162-0?

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly, something like 78-83 at best.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Worse.

Haven’t you heard? We’re better without Bonds.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow…big ovation for Frandsen…that has to feel great

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s a shame.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why am I watching an ad for the Angels?!

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you switch allegiance, it will do wonders for you mental health

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we luv you, franny

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that coulda been epic

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 28, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow nice play..

Did he slip out of the box? that was the deciding factor there.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on Brian Wilson!

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It gives me migraines.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRING BACK ROMO

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

bring in zito or something

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh god not this asshole again

by kingofthacove on Sep 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by delwyn young? delmons winnier brother?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Sep 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh bloody murder

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate you Brian Wilson.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey – Hu’s on first!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DO NOT BLOW THIS

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 28, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No kidding. Send two over to the visitors’ side.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anybody left in Fresno?

HELP

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. RickRohl

And they are hitting rockets off of Wilson.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 28, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wilson getting LIT

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RYAN ROHLINGER IS A FIELDER OF AGILITY AND “QUICKNESS”

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Sep 28, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Judy is convulsing in orgasm

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 28, 2008 3:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kuip:

“Hu is the pinch runner”

Kruk: “Who?”

Kuip: “Don’t start with me.”

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rohlinger has a real “Dude, you’re getting a Dell!”-look going.

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why does the term “back door slider” make me giggle?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

back door “slide ball” might be even worse haha.

by Hobbes2d on Sep 28, 2008 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s like embezzling from White Castle.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Discussion group will take up the matter after the Cy Young award

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up