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Open Gameday Thread, 9/28

Los Angeles Dodgers @ San Francisco Giants


If Lincecum pitches 25 scoreless innings today, his ERA will be a full run below Brandon Webb's. Bochy has a goal! All the Giants will have to do is not score for 25 innings.

As long as Lincecum hasn't given up a run, I'd put his pitch limit at 1,520. He doesn't even ice his arm, so he's good for it.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Tim Lincecum 17-5 33 32 2 1 0 0 220.0 178 71 65 11 82 252 2.66 1.18


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Hiroki Kuroda 9-10 30 30 2 2 0 0 178.1 179 85 76 13 42 113 3.84 1.24

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Note that I wrote this thread, but Josh from Hollywood’s name is on it because he was apparently dicking around with the new features of the site when it switched over. Oh yeah, Josh, just screw around with the last game of the season. No one will ever find out.

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 10:04 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That gives me an idea..

Try and decipher the code I will post next season by taking over specific gameday threads.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 12:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Leaving for the yard

BEAT LA one more time in 2008!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 28, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Josh has already cost us this game. Lincecum will not pitch well today and Brad Penny will win the CYA.

Josh, you will spend an eternity listening to Anne Murray recordings while bathing Tom Lasorda’s genitals.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 28, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last game of season. Dodgers resting their regulars and playing their scrubs for playoffs. Lincecum could throw a shutout with 20 Ks

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 10:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want 27Ks and a perfect game.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 10:43 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

29 Ks would be better. Also, a 5-strike out inning.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 28, 2008 11:01 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First they’d have to find Brad Penny.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 28, 2008 6:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If the Giants lose this game, they’ll have the exact same record in 2008 as in 2007. Which is actually better than I expected, so hey!

As I’ve mentioned, I’ll be in attendance. My only regret is missing the last gameday thread. Don’t have too much fun without me.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 28, 2008 10:47 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am leaving to catch the MUNI to head over to the yard. To echo jcb9, I am also sad to miss the last round of cat pictures and FINISH HIM’s. Have fun, guys.

by rotorueter on Sep 28, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TRADE VALUE DROPPING!

Ground ball right between the wickets of Fielder. It ended up costing the Brewers a run.

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 28, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One more time in 2008...

If Josh from Hollywood can put his name on Grant’s writing, then if Lincecum gets the win today, can we give it to Cain?

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well if Burriss can get credit for the run from Molina’s HR, then why the hell not? It’s the wild and crazy MLB!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 11:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CC Sabathia

True gamer. Pitching his third start on only three days rest. This with him about to enter FA and being able to take care of his family.

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True gamer, or the Brewers knowing they won’t sign him this offseason, so they might as well say fuck all to his long-term health? You decide.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2008 11:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Milwaukee Brewers general manager Doug Melvin knows what is at stake for CC Sabathia this offseason, when the pitcher will be the highest-profile free agent on the market. So when the conversation came up about Sabathia pitching on three days’ rest — over and over and over — Melvin wanted to talk directly to the left-hander. “I told him I wouldn’t [approve] it unless I looked him in the eye and heard it from him,” Melvin said.

He mentioned to Sabathia how much criticism former Brewers manager Ned Yost had gotten from the national media earlier this season when he allowed Sabathia to throw 130 pitches in a game. If Sabathia were to pitch on three days’ rest one more time, Melvin said, the Brewers might be criticized again. But if Sabathia understood that and was OK with that, Melvin would be on board.

Sabathia’s response, according to pitching coach Mike Maddux: “I’m all in. Whatever it takes.”

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 11:54 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup, ‘cause every player just says "hey man, no, I don’t want want to play, screw that!"

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2008 12:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mike Cervanek sighting! Playing 3B today for the Phillies

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Giants need to put me in a better mood than the 49ers are.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Sep 28, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah. It’s not going well. Now Lawson looks to have pulled a hammy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 12:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we’d all pile into the car – I forget what kind it was – and drive and drive. I’m not sure where we’d go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called “Dad.” We’d eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 28, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, when I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Sep 28, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why can't we have Franny and Rohlinger...

Instead of Aurilia or Vizquel? WHY?

"Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic."

by giants9107 on Sep 28, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Be patient

Bochy might want to start them then have them come off the field to an ovation

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nomah managing for the Evils today

Mia Hamm as pitching coach?

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm

you may be on to something. Brad Penny does throw like a little girl.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 12:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

49ers look pretty awful.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s a nice way of putting it.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 28, 2008 12:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The 4ers look like Gary Busey and Nicole Ritchie had a baby.

Better?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 12:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or rather

make 2 really really really bad decisions in the red zone

by Viliphied on Sep 28, 2008 12:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The first one is correct too.

He’s looked as bad in this game as he looked good against the Seahawks.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 12:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm. This is tough to express.

JTO’s Goodness against the Seahawks = JTO’s Badness against the Aints.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

missed the

“good” before the Seahawks.

by Viliphied on Sep 28, 2008 1:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lineup

Velez 2B
Schierholtz RF
Aurilia 3B
Molina C
Bowker LF
Rowand CF
Ishikawa 1B
Vizquel SS
Lincecum P

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Congratulations on your .300 season, Winn

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 12:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also on being the Giants most valuable position player.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 12:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 in a row!

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 12:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Should I finish watching the Niners game or switch to the Giants?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants

You will have plenty of opportunities to see the Niners play badly for the next three months.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants playing badly!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Guys it's almost over

:(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope to see one more noodle-y, limp-wristed throw from Aaron Rowand before the winter sets in.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

would love to get Arizona Instrucx updates

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So would I

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want Hawaii Winter Baseball updates. They played a game yesterday and the boxscore still isnt up.

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last night

Posey: 0-3, 2 K, 2 PB
Kieschnick: 1-2, R, 2 BB
Edlefsen: 2 IP, 2 K, 1 BB

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe Posey should try the poi

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good news

The Puerto Rican league is back for 2008.

AFL begins 10/07/2008
HWB began last night
Mexican Pacific League begins 10/11/2008
Dominican Winter League begins 10/15/2008
Venezuelan Winter League begins 10/14/2008
Puerto Rican League begins 11/06/2008

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

graces

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have to say.

This year almost couldn’t have gone better.

/looks around nervously for agreement.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thought the pitching would be better

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

true

touche

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

okay

well let’s not get carried away

Fred Lewis could have become barry bonds 2.0. Matt Cain could have been a CY Young contender. Zito could have improved. Walker could have not imploded. We could have found a SS sooner. also, a second baseman. also, a first baseman.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn’t think we’d find any of those last three. And the first one is silly.

The middle three are all valid.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Best 71-91 season ever.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 28, 2008 1:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um

what?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright, let’s go Tim!!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ray Durham scores tying run..

For Brewers. On a walk.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but..

That’s all they get. 1-1 after 7

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ray Durham

On base MACHINE

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Sep 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K

Grab some pine, meat!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stfd

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Siddown!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Timmy > everything

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stfd x2

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There goes the no-hitter.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Torre is picking up crack whores on Taylor St.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are they expensive?

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cheaper by the dozen

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sabathia..

Still going on, 95 pitches into the game..

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What a fantastic story.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, that was smoking hot.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a God

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

21 Ks = Cy Young!!!!!

DO IT TIMEEY!!!!!!

by Grant on Sep 28, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well I guess Timmy isn’t overworked.

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Note to Vikings: Gus Ferotte is not very good.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about JTO?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shutup!

at least he’s not tavaris jackson.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tavaris Jackson’s downside is Gus Ferotte

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so why not

go with the OG.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Note Note to Vikings: he is better than the other scrub

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Niners were “routing” the Saints too 3-0

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wes "Don't call me Jesse" Helms

hits a HR in New York. Marlins leading 3-2.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim

looked like dirty harry in that extended shot.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wheeeee

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goddamn

Tim looks nasty today

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Should have brushed his teeth?

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah
makes him smell more intimidating

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let’s get em Timothy LeRoy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GET HIM

I hate Baron Davis.

by Tchli on Sep 28, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UP AND AT THEM

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

up and LET’S GO!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Brew Crew!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH

Brewers take the lead and Mets are losing, if you’re pulling for the Brewers to get into the playoffs.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m cheering for Matt Cain’s team.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Safety

Raiders TROUNCING Chargers 5-0

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s more run support than Matt Cain ever gets.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on Tim. Rear it back a little. No need to strike everyone out.

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What’s this about Tim’s rear?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s nice?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Timmy’s in rear form.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He wants to rear your child

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KKKKKK

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

75 pitches through two innings, and it's worth it!

Timmy will strike out 12, and leave by the fourth inning.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Never be polite to a bum

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s mock politeness.

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU GET NOTHING

YOU LOSE
I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey..

It’s Chris. SIGN HIM!!!

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL Juan Pierre

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUCK IT PIERRE

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just popped in to say “I CANNOT STAND AMY G”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think management likes her, and she's gonna be a fixture

unlike a lot of these players we’ve watched this year

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What’s not to like?

by Amy G's Rack on Sep 28, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU'RE FAKE THAT'S WHAT!

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh burn

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If these were fake, they’d be a LOT bigger.

by Amy G's Rack on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AMY G:

HE’S SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU’RE SOMETHING SPECIAL. WE’RE ALL SOMETHING SPECIAL!

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel a little special after listening to that crap.

But it is nice to see Tim’s dad all proud of his kid.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol…pierre is their velez

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kuiper:

"For those of you who are thinking Bengie Molina should be at second….

THINK AGAIN."

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Angel Berroa: so bad.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rookie of the year!

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But he was rookie of the year

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CC stands for Clutch Clutch

Milwaukee is teh winnarz

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Argh, you beat me badly!

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand stupid stance--

looks like he’s just entered a limbo contest

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think this thread needs this.


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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man…Sabathia should run for mayor of Milwaukee….incredible

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brewers finish it

CC goes nine on short rest – again. Amazing.

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many days is he going to get before...

He pitches to the playoffs?

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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many does he need.

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tomorrow’s an off day, right?

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by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that is a Gamer

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I find

that i really couldn’t care less about watching our offense.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I will go make a sandwich while they are batting.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Won’t have enough time.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m out of sandwich fixins. Unless peanut butter counts.

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by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll allow it.

I have mesquite turkey, provolone cheese, and the triumverate of lettuce, tomato, and pickle.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh! I do have a little bit of provolone. But no meat type stuff. I will now just look at you with envy while you eat your sandwich.

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by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Peanut Butter and provolone!

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, there’s nothing better than a good PBJ sometimes! We do the chunky PB on 12 grain bread with blackberry or cherry preserves. Now that’s damn good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I may get all fancy and toss a slice banana on there.

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by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fancy indeed! But also yummy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That settles it – after this half of the inning, I’m making my gourmet PBB.

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by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Peanut Butter, Banana, and Provolone sandwich.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe peanut butter, banana and a little bit of cream cheese. I’ll save the provolone for something special.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We have one?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Off-ense?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand has 125Ks on the season. Jeesh.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Something went wrong. Very wrong.

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by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes. At the negotiating table with Rowand’s agent last winter.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, you know, it takes at least a full season in a new city to really adjust. Never mind that they’re paying him $12 million for the transition year.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand is choking up.

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Same result

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think you can remove the “up” from your sentence.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Choking.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamer’s stance: He leans back toward the dugout, so his momentum takes him right to the pine after the strikeout.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lulz

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TI come on!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha mets..delgado flies out

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mlb.tv failtastic

by satyricrash on Sep 28, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A NO HITTER YOU SAY?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This can be said up to the fifth or sixth inning of most Giant games

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the other team!! Am I right?!

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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

vegas odds on kuroda strikeout?

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by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take the no bet.

Pitchers are batting like .859 against the Giants this year.

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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoulda taken the bet.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vague Odds: About a hundred or so to about 10 or 20

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kuroda got a matinee viewing of the Truman Show….Good morning, and if I don’t see ya, Good Afternoon, and Good Night

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sit down LA TRASH

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LA TRASH is the name of my French gutterpunk band

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

French gutterpunk?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t have time to explain references..you’re either on the ship, or you’re on the harbor watching it sail off

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bye bye. :)

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sometimes, too, you’re bobbing in the wake

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

JUAN PIERRE.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gratz Timmy

He just tied Christy Mathewson for most second-most K’s in a season by a Giants franchise pitcher (NY and SF).

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs


The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You suck Velez

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do NOT! And whoever started that rumor is just wrong.

Oh wait – I see what you mean. Nevermind.

by Amy G's Rack on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Punctuation is important

You suck, Velez.

You suck Velez.

Totally different meanings.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess you’d know all about that

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

catch

the ball, velez.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did Tim just drop down and threw a 98 MPH fastball

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh come on

that last changeup to kemp looked good.

any gameday people?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Lince can lose three straight to end the year

I may never smile again

or shop again

or eat again

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Based on the total lack of offense, that one run could be enough to do him in.

I want a win for Tim.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your wanting it is not enough.

You must perform a goat sacrifice in the parking lot.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK. Let me go find my goat-killing knife.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And a goat.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And a parking lot.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many pitches will Tim be made allowed to throw today? 120? 150? 200?

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatever it takes.

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grr...

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

andre ethier. get a shave you piece of shit.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1-0 is a commanding lead

The Giants haven’t scored runs since Pablo’s hat dance at the plate ten days ago.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can see Timmy's dad earlier today.

“YOU STRIKE EVERY GOD DAMN HITTER OUT THIS GAME OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BEATEN ALL WINTER!”

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKKKKKKum


The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“K” sign guy at the park is gonna run out of K’s.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m beginning to sense that Lincecum would like to win the Cy Young award. I am glad our desires align.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKKKKKKum


The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it a MLB record???

First NINE outs all K’s????

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sniff

I’m gonna miss Omar.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep..

I just wish he could hit enough, he would be able to play 4 or 5 more years until his defense was average.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do you think

this might be it for him?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With the Giants yes

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My abacus sez:

Timmy on a pace for 27 strikeouts.

That should win the Cy, and a deed to Treasure Island.

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha the winner of the Timmy look-alike contest is 14.

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Make the kid shut up. Please.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Every time they cut to Amy G I lose a point of IQ.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only 1?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It could be more, but thanks to Amy I can’t count that high anymore.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now I don't know math

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Simpsons?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 28, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Family guy

Chris stuck a crayon or something up his nose and said that.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah I remember it now.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 28, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Antinous’ IQ currently residing in China

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS CONTEST.

KID, you’re boring as shit.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf was with that kid?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A good interviewer would note that the guy was boring and move on. Amy G has no such discernment.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A good interviewer..

would not that the guy was stuttering and barely getting a word out and move on.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

INAPPROPRIATE.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks, Greg Papa

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We have a hit!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 28, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Velez just went back to first after the ball was caught. Uh, three outs, guy.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Sep 28, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Know Zito makes a ton of cash but $700B sure is a lot of money

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only..

half a game for Zito.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With $700B I think we could sign Zito through the 40895 AD season.

by Snof on Sep 28, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please show your work

by wilriv21 on Sep 28, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

$700,000,000,000 / ($18,000,000 / year) = 38,888 years (approx)
signed in 2007, 38888 + 2007 = 40895

by Snof on Sep 28, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mlb.tv users:

does this yahoo XTREME sports ad make you want to watch it at all?

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Sep 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yahoo XTREME is stupid.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mets down to the last out.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They’re bad to the last drop

by Moggeee on Sep 28, 2008 2:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably wasn’t all Willie Randolph’s fault.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 28, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs