Open Game Day Thread part 2: threadophobia
by kenshin1 on Sep 27, 2008 7:04 PM PDT
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PrintThere is a bugabear hanging over this game: The dodgers players roast sweet innocent babes alive in a giant pit fueled by the all that is evil.
There I said it.
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Glad you did..
I didn’t want to have to.
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
GRANT HELP AGAIN.
Or give us the power to delete or hide stories. Or wait until next season i guess lol.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Yep..
Talking about The Home Run.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Webb Update
Gave up 4 ER in 7 IP. NOT in line for win. ERA up to 3.30
66-81 - Elimination Number - 6
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Ok..
We just need Santana to collapse in the playoffs. I know it’s not supposed to count, but it will.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
IF he makes the playoffs
71-89 - Eliminated
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
BUT WINS
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
AND SHITTY FACIAL HAIR
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
OMG
Could you Imagine Tim with a goatee a la webb??
ugh…
71-89 - Eliminated
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
No..
He can’t grow facial hair.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
he probably can
it’s just horrendous
71-89 - Eliminated
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
In fact...
From sources in the clubhouse I have certain evidence that he doesn’t even have hair…….
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
I was going to make a joke about a hated player who’s hurt right now, bit I couldn’t think of any.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Do feelings count?
BLB
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes!
[Giants Pitcher!]
{In this case cain}
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
BULLPEN ACTIVITY PLEASE
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Don't worry , it's almost Maddux' bedtime.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do we give a rat's beehind about The Blanks?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Oh.
I’ll repeat the question…
Arizona IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Webb 7.0 6 4 4 2 7 0 3.30
HBP: Iannetta (by Webb), Barmes (by Webb).
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Russell Martin: Not Very Good
and a douche
71-89 - Eliminated
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Take THAT
Gred Maddux fielding ground balls.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
GO F YOURSELF MARTINE
Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
And...
Tim Lincecum has to come in on relief in the 28th inning and pitches 13 scoreless for the win.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
DP
Cain’t duck THAT one , ya Fodgers.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Whew!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
1700 DPs.
Wow..You ok Vizquel? That’s quite a few.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Hey, did you guys notice that Greg Maddux is throwing a ONE-HITTER?????
71-89 - Eliminated
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Good timing!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Clearly Cain is unaccustomed to batting with men on base during his starts.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
SPEED FAIL
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Ball in the dirt...
I think Cain just signaled for Omar to stay put at his base.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
lol Dave Roberts on the Young and the Restless.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
The Old and the Beautiful?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys? Who’da thunk it.
Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 27, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
“Dave Roberts is like Hideki Matsui, a man with unusual extracurricular interests, except Roberts like soap operas.”
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
6 innings pitched...
16 pitches for maddux.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
My god, Watson...
His pitch count is diminishing as the game wears on….
So...
That’s how he does it…
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
Dave Roberts likes soap operas? WOW!
I’m getting the Amy G. full effect.
Fucking worthless info.
And so many harder working Americans unemployed…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Perhaps the Dodgers
will feature Maddux in the playoffs because of this start.
Then, we’ve done our part.
The rest of the league knocks him around for the most part.
And with every Angel Berroa failure, Jerome Walton breathes another sigh of relief.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Jerome Walton!?
Now there’s a name I haven’t thought of in years.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Got a thing for birthmarks , dontcha?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny how you never see 'em on porn stars.
Why is that?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain
8-14, 3.77 ERA. :(
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Must re-calculate with two baserunners having scored.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Must re-calculate ERA with two baserunners having scored.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Blake DeWitt
Douchey name for a douchey man.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
We've scored a run for Cain
What more does the emeffer want???
HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
"Ouch, my gonads!"
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Nomar guest stars on the next episode of Ow My Balls!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
When Jerk-off Sessions Go Wrong
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Lou Diamond Phillips stars in...
Ouch I Hurt My Balls: The Nomar Garciaparra Story
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Yes, because Brian Sabean will soon trade you to a team that can hit.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Amy has gigantic ball.
Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 27, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Eugenio. >:o
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
he’s on it.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez!
Oh, right. Velez.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
One proud fan to another
Do you want to borrow my paper bag?
Can I have two?
One to put over my head, and one in which to vomit (not necessarily in that order…)
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??
Cindy Lou Who?
John Bowker?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wil/Amy
Neck – and – neck inanity.
Honestly , Pops…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Do I care?
Let me say no to both them remarks…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Who gives Shierholtz the green light?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
this is not a shoe store
but shoe stores are often more exciting.
I LOLd, thx.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Sadler will keep this game within reach
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 27, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
he started at first as a gimmick so he could retire a Giant.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OHHHH
that’s what i get for living in san diego and not being able to see the game
who?
You mean that Fantasy Football League guy?
What’d he ever do?
(Ducks thousands of thrown footballs that Rice catches)
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
and.
does anyone know why the dodgers used billingsley as a reliever?
trying to ruin my fantasy team’s chances.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadler gesticulates too much shit
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Does he get any on his shoes?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Rags said “Oh no you di’int!”, and then there was an anti-climactic clearing of the dugouts.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 27, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Sadler needs to get kicked in the balls already.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
If he's gonna pull this shit
At least it’s against the Bums lol
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
Oh , I get it.
We can spout all this anti Dodger wet – o – wick but if a player gets passionate…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I love peeing on the Dodgers as much as the next one, but Sadler really needs to knock it off with the theatrics. Unless you’re Barry Bonds pirouetting from the batter’s box, I’m not interested.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Then he's exulting for himself.
Months ago. Really.
Back to Washington Week In Review , you.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, Billingsley looks ridiculous out there. But I don’t like being fair to Rowand.
Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 27, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
his first name is Aaron.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is Aaron Rowand?
Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 27, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Who? I was talking about God.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
and we can dig it
Wait that’s not right…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Golf balls? Garden hoses?
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
75
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Defeat the Los Angeles National League Baseball Club!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Yabu one of many players who should have played his last game for the Giants.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
the only Giant pitcher who could consistently induce triple plays.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't Walker pitch well yesterday?
which means he won’t today…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
So... where will Nomar's home run land?
I say… left center field bleachers, about five rows back.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 27, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
I can't make heads or tails of this anagram
You’re being typecast, John
Walker just landed himself a new 5 year deal
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
and one of Sabean’s children.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
put tab A into slot B
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I said Opening Day
I’ve been waiting right here ever since.
dude!
Baggs said Pablo was shut down for the year!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
I may have fallen into the Sar Chasm.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Pablo:
Note how Randy TAKES the breaking ball….
fuck
I hate losing to the Dodgers.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Sep 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
A fitting end of the season for Matt Cain.
by rightcenterfielder on Sep 27, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe Bochy can pitch Cain a few more innings tomorrow
keep him loose
considering we’re going to win tomorrow with Timmy pitching, right now would be a good time to announce that Bruce Bochy has been fired
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Cain
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Sep 27, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOLtoworld
Cain finishes 8-14 with a 3.76 ERA. He won just two games in which he allowed more than one run, and in one of those, he pitched eight innings and allowed two runs. It appeared that he might have been pitching hurt — or that he might have simply given up on the season — a few weeks ago, but he rebounced to allow four runs in his final three starts. Of course, that didn’t help him to add to his win total at all.
They’re still trying to push the “Cain is/was injured” angle. The alternative is worse though.
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