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Open Game Day Thread part 2:  threadophobia

Dog2_tiny by kenshin1 on

There is a bugabear hanging over this game:  The dodgers players roast sweet innocent babes alive in a giant pit fueled by the all that is evil.

 

There I said it.

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Glad you did..

I didn’t want to have to.

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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:06 PM PDT   0 recs

Hmm

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:07 PM PDT   0 recs

Mine has the Ks!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Can we please have a debate on all the networks to figure it out?

by bondslegend on Sep 27, 2008 7:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

GRANT HELP AGAIN.

Or give us the power to delete or hide stories. Or wait until next season i guess lol.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:08 PM PDT   0 recs

gameday?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT   0 recs

BIZARRO STFD

by satyricrash on Sep 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT   0 recs

KKKKKain

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT   0 recs

2 game day threads at once to make up for next week when we’re going through withdrawal

by Merope on Sep 27, 2008 7:10 PM PDT   0 recs

I’ve gotta go now anyway. BBL

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:12 PM PDT   0 recs

Yep..

Talking about The Home Run.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:12 PM PDT   0 recs

Fucky Benny Agbayani. Fuck him right in the ear.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 27, 2008 7:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Webb Update

Gave up 4 ER in 7 IP. NOT in line for win. ERA up to 3.30

66-81 - Elimination Number - 6

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 27, 2008 7:14 PM PDT   0 recs

Ok..

We just need Santana to collapse in the playoffs. I know it’s not supposed to count, but it will.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

IF he makes the playoffs

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don’t they count the votes before the playoffs?

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That means Santana will get the CYA.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

At least he will basically deserve it, unlike Webb.

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BUT WINS

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

AND SHITTY FACIAL HAIR

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

OMG

Could you Imagine Tim with a goatee a la webb??

ugh…

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No..

He can’t grow facial hair.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

he probably can

it’s just horrendous

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 27, 2008 7:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

In fact...

From sources in the clubhouse I have certain evidence that he doesn’t even have hair…….

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

One more before I go

GREG MADDUX IS THROWING A ONE HITTER.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:14 PM PDT   0 recs

It’s really disappointing that so many of our favorite players are hurt right now

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:15 PM PDT   0 recs

I was going to make a joke about a hated player who’s hurt right now, bit I couldn’t think of any.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 27, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Do feelings count?

BLB

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Like Aaron Rowand, it’s late in September, and you’re tanking on us

by Moggeee on Sep 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, I’m bummed Pablo won’t be playin tomorrow.

by Merope on Sep 27, 2008 7:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

btw we’re in 138 tomorrow and I just packed the supersize tube of sun screen… in case you run out.

by Merope on Sep 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’ll likely be in the rarefied air of the budget seats, but thanks for the offer.

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

330 for us.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

110 for me, although I prefer the third base side, couldn’t get those seats this time.

by timmeh on Sep 27, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

just realized I can talk crap to the Dodger in these seats. I’m in field club level. I need to make a list of insults.

by timmeh on Sep 27, 2008 7:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Agreed. You’re in a position of great responsibility.

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

remind him they haven’t won any playoff games in a long long time…

by Merope on Sep 27, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Throw strikes!

[Giants Pitcher!]

{In this case cain}

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:17 PM PDT   0 recs

BULLPEN ACTIVITY PLEASE

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 27, 2008 7:18 PM PDT   0 recs

Don't worry , it's almost Maddux' bedtime.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

YIKES

by satyricrash on Sep 27, 2008 7:18 PM PDT   0 recs

Why do we give a rat's beehind about The Blanks?

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:20 PM PDT   0 recs

Webb.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

cuzza wuzziz name and that pitcher awardy dealie

by Merope on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh.

I’ll repeat the question…

Arizona IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Webb 7.0 6 4 4 2 7 0 3.30

 

HBP: Iannetta (by Webb), Barmes (by Webb).
 

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Russell Martin: Not Very Good

and a douche

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 27, 2008 7:20 PM PDT   0 recs

SUCK IT MARTIN

by satyricrash on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT   0 recs

Take THAT

Gred Maddux fielding ground balls.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT   0 recs

yes

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No

Maddux actually has 19 pitches.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you back, or did you never leave?

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My ride isn’t here yet.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Sep 27, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that’s right, po it on

by Moggeee on Sep 27, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

GO F YOURSELF MARTINE

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT   0 recs

Call him Russelle

It’s an Italian thing

by Moggeee on Sep 27, 2008 7:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I approve of this tied game, only as long as it lasts another 5 hours.

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT   0 recs

And...

Tim Lincecum has to come in on relief in the 28th inning and pitches 13 scoreless for the win.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

DP

Cain’t duck THAT one , ya Fodgers.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT   0 recs

Whew!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 27, 2008 7:21 PM PDT   0 recs

1700 DPs.

Wow..You ok Vizquel? That’s quite a few.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!

by WalrusMan on Sep 27, 2008 7:22 PM PDT   0 recs

Hey, did you guys notice that Greg Maddux is throwing a ONE-HITTER?????

71-89 - Eliminated

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Sep 27, 2008 7:23 PM PDT   0 recs

NOT REALLY

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 27, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

THEN YES, YES IT IS

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 27, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

no'

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Sep 27, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Good timing!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 27, 2008 7:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

/golf clap

by rotorueter on Sep 27, 2008 7:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

resign visquel to new 5 year deal

by po on Sep 27, 2008 7:25 PM PDT   0 recs

You forgot the player opton 6th year

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Sep 27, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

resign, visquel to new 5 year deal

/fixed

by satyricrash on Sep 27, 2008 7:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Clearly Cain is unaccustomed to batting with men on base during his starts.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Sep 27, 2008 7:26 PM PDT   0 recs

SPEED FAIL

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 27, 2008 7:26 PM PDT   0 recs

BAD

by satyricrash on