Random (Deep) FanThoughts, by delorean

by delorean on Sep 26, 2008 9:48 AM PDT

Arrrgh, the end of the regular season is upon us. I suppose I should be relieved, but it's never easy to say goodbye. Especially when the product on the field gets suddenly and inexplicably watchable (with the marked exception of this last Rockies series).
I've had lotsa LULZ and rotsa ROFLs in the gameday threads this year, and I will miss those. I will miss the wit and wisdom of many of the posters here as they turn their attention to "foot ball," a sport (?) about which I know as much as Judy Steffes knows about BASEBALL.
I will attend my final game of the season tonight, wherein I will holler at Pablo, berate Manny, and (I hope) catch a bill from Bill Hayes.
These things rilly make me wish we had a different, less sucky GM.
I can't wait til Spring Training. How many days til pitchers and catchers report?!?!?

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After the playoffs, rumor mill season begins. WOO HOO! Which scrappy center fielder will we sign this year? Only time will tell, but we’re sure to be linked to no less than half a dozen. I can’t wait.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Sep 26, 2008 10:07 AM PDT 0 recs

mmmmmm

winter meetings

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 26, 2008 10:50 AM PDT 0 recs

I’m sick of baseball and ready for it to end.

But I’ll miss it within a week, I have no doubt.

I’ll definitely miss the gameday threads. My one regret about going to the game on Sunday is that I’ll miss the last gameday thread of the year!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2008 11:03 AM PDT 0 recs

Dude – we talked about this. Laptop and wifi are your friends. You can do it!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 26, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah, but it turns out we’ll have the kid with us. Ain’t gonna work!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Sep 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up 0 recs

Well then I hope the kid has a good time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Sep 26, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

Someday I’ll have to try that… but NOT from the left field bleachers! [which is where we will be on Sunday … Whatsa matter with Manny? He can’t run!"

by Merope on Sep 26, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up 0 recs

Left Field Bleachers

Mrs. NVSFG and I will be there to catch the last game. Came in to town on Friday night to eat and wander around. Was hoping that Sunday’s game would mean something, but I’m still thrilled to be going. Got to see three games this season. Zito ( a comeback game win) Timmy at Petco ( a win) and tomorrows Timmy-Day game. Hoping for a win to complete the trifecta.

My adopted son Matt Downs. Bill Mueller without the two-flap helmet .

by nvsfg on Sep 27, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up 0 recs

Look at our roster if we signed these guys, made this trade that the other team would never do, and traded bad contracts!

Ugh. Offseason.

At least we get to experience hope again.

by Giant Voodoo on Sep 26, 2008 11:17 AM PDT 0 recs

Strange but true fact about "foot ball":

None of the players even touch the ball with their feet! Except some guy called Erstad.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Sep 26, 2008 11:25 AM PDT 0 recs

Yay football!

Not the kind you meant, though.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 26, 2008 11:37 AM PDT 0 recs

Because, hey, free dummy.

by Grant on Sep 26, 2008 12:25 PM PDT 0 recs

Free Brain Sabean?

Free 18 Dummy?

You lost me somewheres.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 26, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up 0 recs

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 26, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up 0 recs

I bet there are some chihuauas with some really good ideas.

by Grant on Sep 26, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up 0 recs

"That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice."

Then everyone would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Sep 26, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up 0 recs

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 26, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up 0 recs

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Sep 26, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up 0 recs

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words – “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean ? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Sep 26, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

my signature….

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Sep 26, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

It was posted:

and (I hope) catch a bill from Bill Hayes

I trust you mean ~ Ball Hayes ~

by bgunn on Sep 26, 2008 1:05 PM PDT 0 recs

Unless

Delorean has taken up stripping and now dances for old men.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 26, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up 0 recs

taken up?
now?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Sep 26, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

My bad

Delorean has always entertained old men with provactive dances!

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 26, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

Delorean dances with skin care products?

by Lars The Wanderer on Sep 26, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up 0 recs

I can probably blame my poor spelling on the car accident I was in earlier today.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up 0 recs

ouch! That’s not the way to start a weekend! Then again at least you are okay enough to be online.

by Merope on Sep 26, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah, I’m okay and the car is mostly okay. The rear bumper is slightly messed up. The lady who hit me said she didn’t see my brake lights as I was pulling up to a red light with another car in front of me. I guess I missed the memo that says it’s okay to keep going full speed when you don’t need brake lights despite the car behind less than a car length in front of you.

At least my rates won’t go up because it was not my fault.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Sep 27, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up 0 recs

DOH

Catch a ball.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Sep 26, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up 0 recs

It's going to be a long, cold winter

I agree with everything you said. Especially points 1 and 2 but on a personal note, I started working in SF a couple weeks ago and from my cube I can see the flags of AT&T Park waving. It’s great to be surrounded by my fellow Giants fans as soon as I step out of the office and onto 2nd street. It’s pretty cool knowing that no matter what happens in the office, relative happiness is only 2 blocks away 81 times a year.

My last game of the season will be Saturday. I’ll be there to say goodbye to JT and the 2008 SF Giants.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Sep 26, 2008 2:54 PM PDT 0 recs